/brit/

Do you reckon Douglas Murray is a top, bottom or quite versatile?

>>75369062
hate this commie runt

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l-lewddddd

VOTE CORBYN AND STOP THE GENOCIDE OF DISABLED BRITS

Anyone seen where my mate left his ladder?

what an insipid communist traitor.

ER STRAFE ES

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>The 44-year-old works at Manchester Royal Infirmary but was told to go instead to Salford Royal Hospital because it doesn’t have any surgeons with his specialism.

>Rashid’s particular area of medical expertise is foot problems in diabetes patients.

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george you say

just biding his time for now

Second

Also, when is the General election, f@m?

couldn't find you Leamington Spa on a map if I tried

>>75369044
>people only get drunk during freshers

okay mate

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I'm a Labour voter but I'm also very scared of Islam...Voted Tory for the first time

Hi all. Don't mind me

business idea: pressure the BBC and Channel 4 to move ALL of their offices to Salford Quays

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Charles, not Karen

>>75369081
He's the gay uncle tom

>>75369096
>dʒif
fuck off

>>75369133
fuck off either northerner ponce or southerner ponce

>>75369143
what the fuck are they going to do that they aren't already doing, stupid bint

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sunday roast today

>>75369143
Good boy! How can we stay on top of the Muslim threat without monitoring and harvesting the private data of the entire populace, after all?

petition to word filter muslims to "followers of mahound"

business idea: *walks away*

>>75369141
Only freshers love to bang on about how totally wasted they got last night epic night haha we are all alcos let's get a fry xD

Just get secretly drunk alone every night like a normal adult

vile that a 7 day travel card for zone 1-6 costs 60£

>>75369184
This guy is literally a fudge packer.

I was in the Pub near the EU referendum, I then started chatting with some fella in his late 50's. Seemed totally normal, was a manager of some warehouse then I decided to ask him about how he was going to vote in the EU referendum (Being a bit cheeky I assumed he would have hired lots of EU workers in his warehouse) he then went on this long explanation about how in the bible it predicted the five stars would unite under an eagle and the stars represented these old churches in various EU countries and the eagle was the German eagle and it would lead to the end of the world so he was voting out. Absolutely fucking mental.

lol twitter search 'douglas murray' for a good laugh lads

>>75369170
rank, rather have an apolitical gf

>>75369144
You find it?

>>75369196
>Loser McAlcoholism detected

>>75369180
They're going to lower Islamic immigration and not bring in the refugees??
>>75369185
I don't support that.

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The 'unch lads

>>75369186
filter muslims to neo-neo-jews and christians to neo-jews

>>75369229
>could have lowered islamic immigration
>haven't lowered islamic immigration
sure you can trust your vote with them

Been off the cigs 24 hours. When do I stop wanting to stab a paki in the throat?

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just about to order a 'za

>>75369241
Yeah but May is different

>>75369280
what has she done since being prime minister

>jeremy corbyn vows to create 1000 new spy jobs

Howling with laughter. The lefties actually eat this stuff up

>>75369245
That's nothing to do with the smoking la

>>75369124

Yes it did. I routinely fuck it twice in succession, sometimes 3 times. Cum is the greatest lube.

>>75369222
Not yet. Think I may have left it against a wall somewhere

>>75369229
Not sure you know what you're voting for lad. They've got a track record of empty immigration promises (as foreign labour is a boon to most of their voters) and May is the most authoritarian anti-privacy basilisk since Mao

>>75369120
woah......

>>75369291
ah yes the old 007 eh

>>75369279
do you even have yellow mustard like that in the uk

>>75369276
Would love a go on them milkers

>having a gf in 2017

Really? Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? (obscure American English idiom)

princess nokia canceled her gig fuck of

>>75369276
want to stick my willy down her shirt but don't think it'd be possible with my upwards curve

>>75369320
Nah its blue

looking at central london on google streetview

>>75369320
just colmans
no proper mustard

>>75369276
not suitable for tv, slag

>>75369324
because the free milk is sour and has chlamydia in it

>>75369280
don't know how anyone can trust May, she speaks almost entirely in cliches, never policies, often what she says and what she does are entirely different, she refuses to debate or even answer questions unprepared from the public and when you see her do so while canvassing she basically says nothing except the same cliched statements that mean basically nothing, genuinely baffles me

>>75369333

Handstand lad

>>75369320
sell that very brand here desu

>>75369296
I'm just going to try it out and if they don't do it then I wont vote for them again plus JC is authoritarian and anti privacy as well...

>>75369320
Yes of course we do.

why is the death of the uber boss' mum news worthy?

>>75369342
Fuck are you on about mate

>>75369351
So does the cow. It also runs into walls a lot. Google MGTOE buddy

Reddit genuinely thinks May is setting herself up to take over in a dictatorship role

>>75369355
can't do one
she'd have to lie down i guess but that ruins half the point

>hello i'd like a pizza without tomatoes or cheese or toppings please sir

Anyone else a radical centrist here?

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rip hullo

>>75369378
>MGTOE (obviously a misspelling of MGTOW)
you wear a fedora

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>Google MGTOE buddy

>>75369320
>Do you even have English mustard in the UK

such a lovely sunny day think i'm going to go on /brit/ in the garden

>>75369428
>>75369431
this roastie is angry haha

>>75369420
I liked the odd Hullo too.

>>75369470
giving up on women is beyond retarded

all you're doing is letting the sheeds and jamals have them

>>75369457
french's yellow mustard is definitely not english mustard

>>75369431
Always figured mgtow looked something like this

What's the difference between Britain and Jamaica?

Business idea: Start my own porn studio so I can finally get laid

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>this roastie is angry haha

>>75369360
It's basically guaranteed that they won't - to do so would be political suicide, and they're desperate to stay in power for as long as possible.
I don't understand why you want to give May's Tories a chance when she's already been PM for a year and Home Secretary for 6 years before that, and done nothing but spout vaguely nationalistic platitudes to keep the masochistic working class voter base happy while piling on the surveillance measures behind her back. I believe she was behind the weird porn ban for perspective

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>Google MGTOE buddy

going to watch hamilton vs dundee utd to see who gets to stay up


want dundee utd back in the league . they have better support and still haven't forgiven hamilton for taking Clyde's promotion years ago

>>75369320
Yes, but I don't know what kinda shit mustard that is if it comes in a dip and bottles.

>>75369096
genuinely considered wanking to this

think i might have a problem lads

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mhh yes very american

>>75369499
Thought you hated the French

>>75369521
i was thinking about this earlier since australia doesn't really have a porn industry, there's such an untapped market of slags here i could get rich and have all the fanny i want

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>>75369546

>>75369562
phimosis doesn't look good in porn

Mgtow = men get tugged off weekly

>>75369525
Behind her back was a spastic choice of words, meant "behind closed doors" sort o thing

kek a paki on twitter is reporting douglas murray to the police

>>75369548
no one is claiming english mustard is american
>>75369553
it's called french's because the guy who started the company's last name was french

The maximum lifespan of the greenland shark is between 272 and 512 years
mad, imagine being alive for 3 centuries

>>75369585
why no SNP

or have they just accepted labour will never take any seats back ever again

>>75369577
wonder if pornstars would refuse to suck a phimotic cock even though they're being paid for it

So there are 23,000 jihads in the UK apparently. We can be fairly certain that almost all of these are men, all of them are sunnis, and almost all will be between the ages of 16-44 (this is being generous, most will be under 35)


Source: Census table DC2107EW

Male muslims aged 16-44 = 717,000
Sunnis are 85% of the total muslim population so we'll say 610,000 of them are sunnis

23k/610k = 3.8% of male sunnis in the UK are officially considered potential terrorists

>>75369605
this mustard comes from Dijon you mong
its french

I am 463 years old

>>75369577
i'm not phimolad but even if i was i could make it look good

there are so many social norms (like shaved/waxed pubes) that we owe to porn

>>75369562
please make lesbian rimjob porn with one chubby girl and one thin girl

https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/868779901767237634

>>75369621
>mad, imagine being alive for 3 centuries
Or 3 weeks if your spud crop fails again

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Why doesn't the Govt sell these old estates to some wealthy russians? Even just as leasehold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_House

>>75369637
ok
no one is claiming dijon mustard is american

>>75369026
lurpak costs 10x more than normal butter you spacker

wonder if may could be replaced even if she wins the election has has the lead cut since she is aiming for a greater majority

i still think she'll get the stronger outcome

>>75369605
So what about the Colman guy?

>>75369652
Liam

>>75369646
Reporting this hate crime post-haste

>>75369652
fuck off yank simple as

>>75369626
Scotland is an eternal SNP reich now

>>75369653
good lad. lurpak is a fine invention and the danes are our lads

>>75369679
Love this post

We know thailad works in IT, but what part of IT does he do?

Exclusively listen to hardstyle in the gym and very much don't like it

>>75369706
I

>>75369679
simple as

>>75369706
infant tiddling

>>75369706
He's still trying to figure out how a proxy works lmao nonce

>>75369668
no. coleman's comes from croatian. the mustard was invented in croatia

>>75369706
Think he always says "various projects for different companies"

>>75369744
>Colman's is an English manufacturer of mustard and other sauces, based at Carrow, in Norwich, Norfolk

"fuck off yank simple as" - some frog

>>75369674
It's a hate incident sweetie

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me in the top left

>>75369062
So now would you like ME to be the cat?

There are no words in the English language that rhyme with "pint".

>>75369759
>the joke
>>75369605

>>75369653
>lurpak costs 10x more than normal butter you spacker
Not proper butter you fucking poorfag tit

might get into powerlifting

>>75369807
Enjoy lower back and shoulder injuries while looking like shite

>>75369789
Smite

had a headache for 3 bloody days now

why wont it fuck off

>>75369772
want to move to slovakia

https://twitter.com/IllimitableMan
rate the 'tter lads

>>75369789
depends
can easily make fight, light etc. rhyme if you want

>>75369772
they really need to separate IRA ones from islam ones.

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How do I stop being bicurious? Don't want to still be craving sex with lads when I'm in a long-term relationship with a girl.

>>75369822
I personally don't pronounce smite "smint" but fair dos

Biblioholic here

>>75369860
wish i had the attention span to read books

>>75369789
might'nt

principalities ranking:
>1. Monaco
>2. Liechtenstein
>3. Wales
>4. Andorra

Nah you're all wrong actually

>>75369889
grab a fork and stick it in a power point

>>75369906
nah this lad just spouts drivel on twitter to fuel his image of "le internet intellectual" dw mate
read crime and punishment or dune if you want to read some respectable but easy to read material though x

>>75369887
Why you daft rorke mong? They're both religious warfare

>>75369794
butter is literally 30p in tesco

SPACKER

>>75369933
that's what I was saying the whole time

>>75369878
loads of half rhymes. no other words ending in int are pronounced the same as pint though

don't know why I know this

>>75369941
nah the only time i ever read books is when the power goes out, which happens a few times a year because of mental weather we get here in queensland

cherry coke isnt that bad lads

>>75369860
Pseud central

>>75369947
no it's not you utter drillbit

it's about a £1

>>75369965
alri alri phimo

Lads.
If your significant other or good friend or family member or alter ego told you to get out of bed and rake the garden at 20 to midnight, would you do it?

>>75369935
Seems rather like throwing the baby out with the bathwater

did an enormous poo and my hangover lifted. very confusing desu

>>75369985
wrong, no situation could be so dire as to make me read a book

>>75369979
don't fucking care

point is, lurpack costs many times more than normal butter, so go fucking neck yourself you absolute fucking tea cosy

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>wrong, no situation could be so dire as to make me read a book

>>75369986
are you alright josie

>>75369985
i get accused of being him like 3 times a day

didn't realise he was such a personality around here, i never notice him much myself

>>75369986
Why rake a perfectly good lawn?

>>75370009
same

reading posts, love them. books, hate them.

>>75369986
don' have a garden
my yard is all stone

>>75369772
What's up with Corsica?

Does phimo ever post except to deny that anyone is him? Furthermore, what fuels his bizarre turtleneck obsession?

>>75369892
It's poient not pin t Aussie freak

>>75370027
my lack of personality is exactly why every australian gets called phimo

>>75370018
your mother is many time cheaper than a normal whore, so fucking what

you can't even read the prices in tescos and now you're chatting bollocks as though you know, just fuck off already you bum wipe

>>75369772
east Prussia

>>75370043
they're not the same person

>>75369960
yeah but you won't notice when I'm rapping fast
>i finsh work on a summer's Friday night
>walked down to the pub and I ordered a pint
>I seen deano and he tried to make me bite
>walked to the smoking area and we started to fight

>>75370067
FOY

>>75369947
>cheap shitty butter

Get a fucking job poorfag and buy some proper butter

>>75370067
Good gimmick, shame a Yank had to revive it

>>75370040
Corsican rebels/terrorists/mafia
they were YUGE for decades until basically 2010

>>75370058
either you or turtlemong

>>75370067
easy tiger

>>75370067
all me

>>75370067
enjoy your ban

>>75370029
Theres leaves onit init

>>75370025
Im just a bit confused
Might need the gf out of business or at least out of commission

>>75370050
Im quintessentially english mateymate and if you don't pronounce the n in pint you are either a paki or too lower class to be on 4chan

watermelon for dessert

>>75370063
reply to me again without issuing a full apology for your existence and I'll come and put your jaw into low earth orbit with the sheer force contained within my little finger, understand? good

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>>75370027
People I get accused of being every week
>Phimo
>Turtlemong
>Guy with the dead uncle in Ireland
>Adelaide
>Brisbane

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>>75370108
>fruit for dessert

Channel4 coverage of F1 is so fucking shit.

>>75370108
watermelon is my second favourite fruit, after mangoes

>>75370063
>your mother is many time cheaper than a normal whore, so fucking what
reads like something a rasheed would post

>>75370107
>too lower class to be on 4chan

yesterday proved that 99% of 4chan can't afford 15 quid for a jewpass.

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the tories are done and dusted, you are witnessing the end of an era and the collapse of the political establishment before your very eyes gentlemen

>>75370107
How do you pronounce pie?

now add an ent on the end you runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhBV6c_lERw

>>75370126
you're the lad that posted brit<3aus during the captcha blackout then got lonely

>>75370116
stop hitting on me you gaylord I don't want you to suck my dick for fucks sake

>>75370130
thought my tv was broken

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BLUD DAT GIRL'S 14

>>75370126
These are all inarguably, categorically, scientifically the exact same person

>>75370144
i just don't want 4chan to have my credit card deets desu

>>75370131
love mangos too
strawberries, peaches and pears are also up there

is your foreskin supposed to retract automatically when you get a stiffy? asking for a friend who is trying to ascertain whether or not they are. in fact, phimolad

>>75370181
stole mummies to pay for mine x

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>>75370154
I love you <3

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what punishment befits a traitor?

Hate foreners. Love pie-ents. Not mentally retarded just cant say it simple as

>>75370107
>too lower class to be on 4chan
says the girl who's dad was on bennies and lived in a bungalow in a shithole council estate in Aylesbury

don't think i've ever seen a sensible australian post

>>75370223
variety is the spice of life

likes: pints, curry, beer

dislikes: long waits at the pub, hangovers, my mother in law

>>75370181
they don't, nor does any online shop where you have to give card info

all goes through a 3rd party payment provider

>>75369986
would do a big fat SHAN'T

Love cold beer that tastes like shit. Love pin-ts. Not mentally retarded just can't say it simple as.

>actually 'recognising' specific posters

sort your lives out

>>75370217
Yeah and i say pint correctly
Im the lower bound

Disclaimer: dont know what a lower bound is

Ordered Douglas Murray's book

>>75370243
What did he mean by this?

>>75370203
me and the squad posted up on the block

>>75370107
>Might need the gf out of business or at least out of commission
aren't you completely dependent on her

It's p-oi-nts

doctor has me come in for 30 minute appointments every week because of my obvious mental problems and i dont even have to pay or anything

does this happen in britain?

>>75370261
recognise you as an irish poster because of your flag (:

>>75369986
what does rake the garden mean

honestly no clue, are you talking about clearing it of vegetative debris such as fallen leaves?

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>>75370203

>>75370213
hanging is traditional

>>75370290
Yeah but i could probly get a few bob for her kidneys

>>75370305
obviously

thirsty but can't be bothered so go downstairs so drinking a half empty can of lager from 3 days ago that i spat in

>>75370309
how can you not know what raking a garden means

how does that even happen

privatise the nhs

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IMPORTANT question:

What is /brit/'s favourite dog breed?

*blindly grasps about my desk*
now where could my pipe be?

staying up late

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Why would any man in his right mind get married these days?

>>75370305
this is how medical treatment works in every country but the us

>>75370309
Applying your rake to the garden

Do Tim's doctors know about his youtube videos?

>>75370352
border collie

>>75370352
Tory

>>75370330
really? i was under the impression that your nhs was clogged and inefficient, not to mention all your doctors are pakis

put a willy into a fanny last night

>>75370352
borzoi

why is it meant to get warmer later lads

shouldn't it get colder as the day goes on

>>75370400

who's willy

currently making huge advances in the technology and science behind bollock smashing

>>75370314
good lads

>>75370400
Whose willy?

>>75370380
Think so.

>>75370352
Quite like the various hounds, such as sighthounds and the other hounds

>>75370352
Cocker spaniel

>>75370419
>>75370423
mine

>>75370445
Haha, good one.

alri

>>75370395
think they're complaining about specialists when they're whinging about 6 month waiting periods

>>75370435
really fucking gay

would love to put my 3.5mm jack into josie's aux slot if you know what I mean ;)

drinking a san pellegrino limonata

5 twitch gfs streaming, what a treat

>>75370465
not sure

>>75370395
A&E is a fucking nightmare, could go in there missing a limb and still have to wait 8 hours

local GP surgeries are run well though

>It's a thailad episode

https://videos.raywenderlich.com/screencasts/474-ios-10-gcd-core-graphics-in-swift-3

>>75370481
post some lad

>>75370445
if you ever reply to my replies ever again i will turn your jaw to paste

>>75370260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouYKeeTz7Yw

>>75370480
alri poshrunt

>>75370352
your mum

>>75370455
this bloke has touched kids before

>>75370465
>3.5mm
VERY impressive

>>75370457
hi

>>75370297
what the actual fuck is he even eating?

>>75370454
thanks

>>75370493
delete

>>75370142
you would know

>>75370516
rice and hot dogs

>>75370501
*gets my butler to knock you sparko*

>>75370516
'Dogs and rice

You'll work for me one da--

"rice and hot dogs" - some frog

>>75370243
Hideous oaf of a creature

>>75370297
He really likes to drench his dogs in mustard.

>>75370352
Border Collie
Red Setter
Greyhound
Scottish Deerhound

>>75370488
took me a full working day to get admitted here when i got diabetes 10 years ago

>>75370352
Border collies, poodles, German shepherds

Business idea: cast tim in a hollywood blockbuster

keratoconuslad here, medicare covered 80% of my bill a few years ago

been a radical centrist ever since

don't like dogs, not a rasheed, just don't like them, simple as

guarantee I collapse randomly in the next 6 months and die (nearly at least)

>>75370628
sheed

>>75370628
sheed

>>75370637
>>75370640
did i mention i love pints?

if you have a dog your house fucking STINKS

disgusting people

cannot wait until sunset so i can eat

>>75370667
Bizarro sheed

>>75370352
Border Collie.
Jack Russell.
These two.

>>75370628
sheed

love dogs
love cats
love pints
hate sheeds
simple as

>not a rasheed

immediately suspicious whenever i see this

love dogs, hate pints

Border collies are reddit dogs

>>75370674
Your house stinks of curry, Rasheed

going to buy some pints and drink them in the park in the lovely sunshine xx

don't have any friends but after a couple of drinks that won't matter anymore

>>75370620
I simply do not care

>>75370727
>>75370727
>>75370727

>>75370746
mong

Love dogs, love cats. Simple as.

>>75370746
shant

someone make an actual new

>>75370681
jack runttell

little shithouse dogs

Collies are great though

All the sheeds exposed.
A faithful lad is a hound. not a sexual emergency

>>75370746
Said "shannot" out loud upon following this link

nu
>>75370918
>>75370918
>>75370918