/brit/

cara

the midlands is the radical centre of the country.

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>>75367774

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Get rid of the NHS

melbourne is the only good city in this country

>>75367787
>Get rid of the NHS
>Spy on the populace
>Ban all fun
>Rule through scant machiavelian statements and nefarious edicts.

fucking addicted to satsumas. bought 50 on tuesday and only have 4 left

>It's the poison in the thorn

I'm not bear grylls you stupid cunt. am I going to die

Getting sick of all this Schaplle Corby news on the TV lads.

>>75367782
Cara's the type of girl who would fart while her gf is going down on her.

Friend lives in Cheadle and I haven't been able to get through to him since last night. What the fuck is going on? Why hasn't there been any statement from the authorities yet?

>>75367823
Not it you piss on it to neutralise the effects.

they're building a new aquarium here lads

it's called brisbane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01pdxOMqy2s
weird how casually this guy talks about being nonced

give it a watch lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh7SusD21Mk

>>75367823
Mate what the fuck have you never been cut by a thorn before? Jesus Christ

No you won't die it's just gonna be slightly sorer than a regular scratch. Fucking hell

>>75367781
It's shit and full of pakis

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>>75367830
>they stopped an attack earlier this year
>the manchester bombers brother was part of the attack
>nobody thought to go and question the manchester bomber about his recent trips to libya and syria and his brother the recently convicted terrorist

reading about the assination of Hendrik Verwoerd

big fan of paramore's new single

>>75367866
yes we're talking about the UK

>>75367807
The NHS is useless JUST LOOK AT IT


We wouldn't have to spy on the populace if the labour party didn't flood Britain with immigrants.

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>>75367856
>what do you want to be when you grow up
>an anal bleacher

>>75367830
Gadaffi was a good lad
Funny how there's been literally no coverage of Libya since the yanks turned it into a gangland hellhole

>>75367878
which one?

hard times?

>>75367878
good lad. the chorus is great.

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>on a date with some girl
>in the middle of conversation she says "you know, I seem to end up dating a lot of guys on the spectrum"

>>75367889
it's looking VERY appealing right now

>>75367875
Obviously because MI6 were afraid of being called racists so they didn't have to do their job properly

>>75367881
Moron

>>75367904
yes

>>75367906
i like her a lot more as a whimsical indie girl

>>75367875
he was apparently on a list of 24,000 potential terrorists and they only have the resources to monitor 3,000 at a time

>>75367824
is there a reason that some people give a shit? i thought it was accepted now that she did do it

Can't fathom how you make it to adulthood without ever being cut by a thorn

Can't fathom how you can make it to adulthood when you make a big deal out of a small scratch

Can't fathom how you make it to adulthood when you even entertain the idea that a thorn can kill you

>>75367907
that you turtle?

Why do the Mail always put the price of stuff in their headlines?

>Pictured minutes before committing mass murder: CCTV shows Manchester suicide bomber sauntering towards Ariana Grande concert in his £150 Nike trainers and trendy jacket on night of his attack

If someone gets killed by an intruder it's always >[Victim] was attacked in his £750,000 house and his £35,000 Audi stolen

>>75367856
i mean it was alright to begin with

>>75367881
The NHS is alri 2bh.

broke my hand the other day and they fixed me up really well very quickly. never had a negative experience with the NHS and I've lived in several cities.

>spy
>implicating
we'd still find an excuse to spy eg Norn Ironers or something

>>75367907
phimo

>>75367932
No this is Tim

>>75367926
yeah, it's like they've been making the wrong music for a decade

>>75367923
Nice rebuttal Corbychev did your IRA friends teach you that or was it your Hamas ones?

saw paramore twice in one year (2010)

not a BIG fan of their new style but its OK. hayley williams is stil yummy af

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>>75367907
>on the spectrum
>on a date
pick one

>>75367937
Written by women

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business idea: m.2 ssd

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>>75367830
The west's "compassion" will be its downfall.
Every other country purges its nation of degeneracy (except for the spics) yet we praise it.

We allow it to fester and we encourage it.

The west will fall and when it does, the architects of its fall will all be dead so we can't see their faces when they're proven wrong.

Sad.

>>75367949
>>>/britpol/

>>75367907
what an odd thing to say...

>>75367944
you can't be that autistic if you're going on dates

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>>75367927
Not at all terrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZoylxa3Q8w

bit of rorkish morning

Pakis should be banned from buying backpacks, nails/bolts/screws and hydrogen peroxide desu

>>75367965
>>>/Leftypol/

watching this friendly yank say hello to people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGrRv3qf4mc

got called phimo in bi-lo

everything felt so cool as a kid

my city felt massive and great, school trips were like adventures, films and cartoons were really good

Everything has a fuzzy comfy feel to it looking back

>>75367963
>Every other country purges its nation of degeneracy
The whole of the west does. South east asia doesn't. Japan doesn't. What are you on about?

>>75367907
She's probably on the spectrum herself then

>>75368001
same

>>75367907
thats not good
at least you had a date

>>75367955
>>75367976
Normie enough to get dates
Autistic enough to be bad with women

It's a funny place to be

>>75368001
The world still feels like this for me :] maybe you're depressed?

the NHS is awful and inefficient. police is good though despite cuts

>>75367963
>Every other country purges its nation of degeneracy

Fuck off Japan is full of filth

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>It was claimed MI5 was warned by the FBI in January that Abedi was planning an attack in Britain;

>>75368003
>The whole of the west does.
absolutely BS

How on earth do we purge our nation of degeneracy you spacker?

Turbororkes.

>>75368034
not brown filth

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>>75368040
I mean't doesn't. My point is the entire world is full of degeneracy. Pretty much no country purges' degeneracy anymore.

>degeneracy
literally a nazi idea

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I'm 26 & never been on a date. I'd run out of things to talk about & she'd lose interest in the first few mins.

>>75367907
this didn't happen

>>75368036
PRIVATISE MI5

>>75368061
lol failure

breath smells of my sweat.

>>75368065
It most definitely did, I have plenty of bad date stories besides that one

>>75368061
do like Ryan Gosling in Drive

>>75368077
this man is properly fucked in the head

Never been on a date. Not a virgin just don't date, simple as.

>>75368061
LMAO FAIL DUDE

*enters thread on a rented coke zero bicycle*

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>>75367942
no i don't go outside

>>75368054
>>75368034
Japan is beautiful though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5EtB7MnxI0

This is what can be achieved in a nation with no niggers, muslims and gypsies.

what special sexual favours do couples give each other on their birthdays

>>75368069
>>75368098
>>75368102
don't insult my bf

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>>75368088

>>75368108
rimjobs

>>75368077
>(pbuh)

>>75368107
A bunch of nonces and manchildren that don't breed? Yeah sounds great

>>75368098
>So, would you like to order some food?

> ... ok

> What would you like?

> *stares off into the distance*

> Yeah you're a weirdo, cya

>>75368108
Gave the gf a phone call

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>Once saw a bloke jump on one of these ballast trains after he missed the last train at Hammersmith. He got off it and on to the disused platform at Gloucester Road and was a bit stuck. Do not recommend.

what lewd stuff have you done /brit/

>>75368061
yeah phimolad we know

>>75368136
wank

>>75368135
who are you quoting?

>>75368120
no wealthy country breeds above the replacement rate.

Even Saudi Arabia only has 2.1 which is the exact replacement rate.

Shows what you know fucking bomboclat.

do gaylads really eat poo?

>>75368136
once touched my willy by accident

Apart from immigration I should be left leaning and should want the left to do well, but I just can't stand any of them. I'll sacrifice all my values just to see them exploding on Facebook about how the whole country is racist and intolerant. Wish it didn't have to be this way. If the left acted like adults the world would be a better place, but I suppose they can't since there is something inherently feminine and childlike about the left

>>75368136
had the gf sit on my face
had the gf do some roleplays where she pushed me onto a bed, slapped me about and then rode me
had the gf give me prostate massages whilst i sucked her feet
cumming on random parts of the gf
fucked her in public

>>75368135
Once saw your mum squirt all over a big nigger dick on Blacked.com

>>75368159
reddit

>>75368108
Morning oral

turtle been around lately? haven't been posting nights

>>75368164
out of our arses yes

>>75368107
Always knew rorkes would defend the actual degeneracy of Japanese paedophilia and other general noncery that goes on over there

>>75368176
thinking of getting a girl to sit on my face, is it any good?

>>75368178
fuck off literal redditor

>>75368132
Should tell her you don't eat, you don't sleep, do nothing but think of her
guaranteed success

>>75368177
There it is, the n-word logged right on mummy May's naughty list

>>75368136
Took that test with my gf where you pick what you are in to secretly and then it only shows you the stuff you both picked. I said yes to pretty much everything and see picked like 3 things. Oh blow jobs? That's really out there

Douglas Murray dropping truth bombs on BBC1

why are Yanks so friendly?

if you did this in the uk you'd have your face smashed in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLTgqmtKoE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPYGMw2IFsI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beG0CTAGuKk

>>75368204
was a bit less exciting once it was actually happening.

prostate massages (with a touch of domination involved) are fucking top tier though.

single ticket to the next station with a railcard, 5 minute journey

still cost me £3.50

fucking madness

>>75368206
ive been here 7 years

>>75368236
t. Chav.

>>75368225
Girls don't watch porn so they don't know about most of the stuff you can do
>>75368241
Shan't be letting a girl touch my arse, had a girl offer once and turned it down

>>75368250
tfw got a teckers for the train

>>75368251
>newcunt as well
get the fuck out

Sometimes I forget that 2/3rds of this thread voted for UKIP.

>>75368250
the STATE of British rail infrastructure

hate it

>>75368261
felt wonderful. prostate is really nice.

that said i suspect im latently gay though.

>>75368261
She does watch porn though, bbw mainly despite not being fat herself. Weird one

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do girls smell nice?

>>75368142
im 23
hope im dead before 26

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>he can't use his oyster card on his local rail network and go 30 stops for £3

laughing

>>75368236
What an absolute wanker. Would definitely smash his bent little bike if I saw him round my ends

>>75368298
does she watch it for the black men

>>75368323
Shoo you sadsack, people keep calling me phimo

>>75368322
my gf did.
she was east asian she had a very faint sweet smelling body odour

used to sniff her pits.

>>75368332
roaring

whats the deal with britain and their love for motorsport?

Aussies can vote in british elections

poms cant vote in ours (if they arrrived after 1984)

HOWLING

>>75368329
In bongland you have to pay per stops?
That's outrageous

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porn

Just realised I've not been on a computer or laptop in over a year

>>75368344
stop being a sadsack as well then?

>>75368331
rasheed

>>75368359
how does it work there? it's a scam here

>>75368322
Yeah, they're soft too

>>75368373
Reddit

>>75368358
yes
commonwealth and irish people registered as living here can.

we can vote in Irish elections (except for their president) too.

>>75368387
sounds nice

>>75368322
Genuinely no. They are mostly way less in to their hygiene than men. They usually shower 2 or 3 times a week

>>75368136

wanked in a cemetery
fingered my arse deeply
wanked with my housemates knickers

Douglas Murray is maaaaaaaaaad

>>75368409
>wanked in a cemetery
why though?

>>75368399
that's cucky

we don't allow it

>>75368359
What?

Lads my eyes sometimes get really painful for no reason. it feels like they're itchy and I have to close my eyelids till it passes

what is it?

>>75368406
Wrong. They wash their hair every other day but they shower daily and use loads of soaps and cleansers and perfumes and shit

penguins of madagascar or minions?

>>75368431
Allergy

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muslims are a part of British culture apparently

>>75368424
don't think most people realise it.

>>75368431
You've been staring at the computer screen without a break.

Brb gonna kill a few people in the name of diversity

>>75368322
flaps smell like pee and fish and you still get rock hard.
little rolled up toilet paper torpedoes sometimes. spit them out and lick it neway

>>75368431
Stop staring at a screen for long periods of time

>>75368431
stage 4 leukemia

>>75368359
no you pay depending on what zones you're in/travelled to

>>75368474
what sort of disgusting females have you been with?

>>75368451
Kek. Since when? Muslims have contributed absolutely fucking nothing to British culture.

>>75368451
Was reading a reddit yesterday about how it's not their fault they don't assimilate because our culture is too different than theirs with our drinking etc and how we should be moving forward with a shared culture for the UK that involves parts of both our views. Insane that people actually think like that

>>75368451
commonwealth culture for sure

>>75368478
>>75368472
happens at random times, like it's happening now and i haven't even used a screen

>>75368451
They unironically are. Most Muslims are just normal lads.

>>75368451
>Extremely British Muslims
state of britain

>>75368503
Didn't realise you could post on the chon via telegram

>>75368491
many more than you obviously.

wish i wasn't too intelligent to be a normie
i didn't even study in school, how did this happen?

>>75368510
Channel 4 is a government company run by a Jewish guy. no joke

it's a big event when one of the girls at work washes her hair. always tell everyone it's been 5/6/7 days since the last wash.

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bet ol Salman is furious up in paradise seeing people call him a coward, will definitely make the next terrorist think twice before they press the detonator

>>75368517
yeah

feels good not having disgusting standards

>>75368451
citizen khan
masood from eastenders
balti cuisine
the girl from bake off
4 lions and terrorism in general

might try my brothers PSVR
he preordered it and he's only used it twice that I can remember, and the second time was to show mum

how long does ramadan go on for?

>>75368420
felt horny

>>75368537
lmao looks like they are calling a victim the coward

>>75368544
It's great, play the Heist one

>>75368508
kys sheed

>>75368537
brits are such fucking cringe

>>75368544
Can't believe people yet again bought in to it not being a gimmick. Oh look it's on rails shooter number 428 I'm glad a spent a clean grand on this!

Should I cook something with beef chicken or pork tonight lads

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>>75368562

>>75368567
Rorke

>>75368569
Got mine for free from work haha

until movement is nailed, VR is going to be SHIT

>>75368577
all of them :D

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Home Secretary Amber Rudd said Britain can expect more terrorist atrocities if Jeremy Corbyn becomes Prime Minister

lads do people eat hot food for dinner during summer

>>75368582
sheed

>>75368544
what a dipshit
buying the only console restricted VR so it's guaranteed to never get any porn

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NOT

ALL

MUSLIMS

>>75368594
Jeremy would literally take steps that would take wind out of the terrorist narrative 2bh.

>>75368594
duterte in glasses

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struggling to come up with any other based muzzies 2bh

BASED Nige

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhBV6c_lERw

>>75368530
>run by a Jewish guy.
Irrelevant. Channel 4 has always been mostly left shite.

>>75367240
>>75367176

You'll gain respect through education

in the mood for another wank but already did two this morning

>>75368538
Lad, thats what every pussy is when it's day to day. like when you didn't wash your balls and some grill decided to surprise you. She'll think you were a smelly cunt too. love coughing up pubes

>>75368649
they're still aliens and they all close ranks where it matters anyway

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>>75368651

>>75368642
this Tbh

Business idea: A Chinese version of everything that has ever existed

about to watch the lena paul anal scene, looking forward to it

>>75368668
i was more talking about the "toilet paper torpedos" part

>>75368688
chinese gf

>>75368642
Name one?

don't respond to him

>>75368693
She cams on MFC.

>>75368688
Chinese Black Death

just took a shower
cooking lunch now

reminder that only one candidate is endorsed by the mandem

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woah... two historic enemies brought together by this act of cowardice... dare I say maybe terrorism is good??

>>75368706
he'd retroactively take our troops out of iraq using a time-machine he built

>white people can't see through taqqiya
LOL

>>75368717
A true modern day hero

fucking hell lads doing some evil farts this morning

>>75368717
Yeah nothing represent Manchester more than a Jew and Muslim wtf is this shit?

>>75368737
You been eating some baked beans ?

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>>75368656

hardly a coward. he's nonchalant. brave if anything

>>75368717
>young man helps old lady
Wow this thing that happens everyday and is in fact expected of you is even more amazing because the man is brown

>>75368755
rajesh muhammed rasheed

>>75368717

they were already friends before the bomb

>>75368717
proof that muslims are the real victims here

>>75368755
christ knows I could never blow myself up

>>75368656
to be fair he was a drop in the ocean
they can't monitor every towel head in the country, not when they're being ushered through the front door at record pace

for lunch: honey salmon and steamed veggies

Oh look it's the time the left build themselves up to be disappointed again. Every time lmao. Almost as if creating your social media bubble doesn't actually give you an accurate sense of the population

>>75368755
sheed conspirator spotted

>>75368794
bit gay

>>75368794
ponce

gave my normie friend shit about doing youtube lets plays but now he's actually getting popular so hush my mouth i guess

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>A Saudi 12th-grade textbook mentions evolution by name only where it claims that Charles Darwin has "denied Allah's creation of humanity".[34] The rest of the textbook focuses on descriptions of the taxonomic ranks: it makes no further mention of evolution, only quoting Qur'an verses as relevant to certain groups of animals.

Saudi Arabians literally don't know what evolution is.

>>75368778
One of the best ways to die. Instant death. Add to that the hero/martyr complex and the promise of afterlife, you'd be ecstatic.

>>75368801
shut it down

>>75368801
he just has a lot of opinions

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http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/the-muslim-heroes-of-manchester-who-rushed-to-help-in-the-wake-of-the-citys-terror-attack-a3549596.html

Fucking smeg me arse, lads!!!

>>75368826
ending in little bits isnt a good way to die at all

>>75368821
wonder if they have pokemon over there

>>75368695
Girls wipe themselves after they pee.
When you have impromptu sex in a park or on a bus you'll have to deal with those little bullets. She won't have time to shower everytime

>>75368821

most muslims deny evolution not just saudis

>>75368832
rashid

*hums don't look back in anger*

>>75368821
They never evolved anyway

Lads

I caved in and bought some of that poncy Lurpak "butter" with the vegetable oil in it so that it's spreadable out of the fridge... and.... it's really good

just feel like a massive traitor to true butter but it's too good to forget

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>>75368832
Remember

>>75368832
>london-life
what does manchester have to do with london

>>75368849
You're dead before the bits fall on the ground. Much less painful than bleeding out.

>>75368821
muslims don't believe in evolution

>>75368668
my balls are VERY ticklish so i'm worried about what would happen if a girl touched them

>>75368881

they're in the same country

>>75368879
It's shit. KYS poorfag

>lefties genuinely think they're doing something by calling the bomber a coward
its like they mentally never progressed from children

*Hums a 'sheed*

we should bully muslims for being stupid religious people on the comedy programmes

>>75368176
>fucked her in public
in a park?

>>75368862
>>75368889
yes but most muslim countries aren't as censored as Saudi Arabia.

Saudis probably go their entire lives without being exposed to it.

""""Moderate""""" countries are likely at least aware of it but simply reject it.

>>75368904
ah of course

>>75368908
>KYS
would be nice if 13 year old youtube commenters could stay out of here

*pauses for the Angelus*

>>75368832
>296 white medical staff on duty
>4 muzzies get medals for doing their job
bit racist

>>75368832
wow a surgeon went to work very brave hero

>>75368234
how come tommy robinson gets called racist but douglas murray gets away with it because hes posh?

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fucked this for 45 mins yesterday
was so horny i fucked it again within 5 minutes, LOVE the feeling of fucking my own cum

>>75368930
*Steals this idea for my Edinburgh fringe premier*

>>75368930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGkw6mHxJw

>>75368915
women consider deriding someones social position/credibility is the ultimate insult

>>75368960
he's posh and gay and chairman of a thinktank

>>75368966
im assuming that only can simulate sex with a condom on

>>75368960

he's gay

Muslim guy laughed at me for being atheist and he became openly atheist a year later

wonder how many of them are in hiding

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Don't rate sweet drinks at all EXCEPT when hungover. Just pinched some of my housemate's orange squash, dumped a LOT of ice in too.

Also, best hungover snack coming through

is /brit/ the only general that never sleeps?

/cum/ dies when yanks go to bed

>>75368943
You too, poorfag

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these heroes deserve more recognition

footballers let you down every week, muslims never do

>>75368993
i think it's just meant to feel good....not simulate sex....it's two fucking sponges and a glove.

>>75369023
sleep is the cousin of death

business idea: fundraiser for the victims of the manchester attack that were from or lived in salford

>>75369007
>still getting hungover and drinking sweet drinks

How's first year going?

>>75369007
fuck off murderer

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What the fuck can you do in Leamington Spa?

>>75369023

The sun never sets in the British Empire

did a lot of high quality cocaine yesterday

>>75369032
very odd that lefties consider this sort of tokenism progressive

>>75369032
well, I haven't been blown up today
guess I should be grateful

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>>75369048

business idea: yank atheists call themselves scientheists instead

>>75369062
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>>75369048
was out there yesterday, lots of shops and nice bars/cafes, big park and the bathhouse has a museum, looks pretty in the sun too

>>75369032
ordinary people are heroes now? the fuck is this shit?

>>75369048
you've been asking this everyday since 2014

business idea: fundraiser for the muslim heroes of manchester

>>75368960
Because Murray can articulate himself and clearly present his arguments without feeling the need to act like a fucking screeching retard and getting involved in obvious provocative protest movements who resort to daft violence.

>>75369033
all forms of masturbation simulate sex to some degree or they wouldn't work

>>75368966
this didn't happen

>>75368966
wish i could cum and still be horny afterwards

ah i've squandered my youth

>>75369077
I think you've just got a retarded perception of time because I only asked that in a thread once a couple of months ago.

I'm going there in 5 weeks now.