/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY

relevant

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Real yank costume sub edition

Worried that getting a gf will detract from my cool loner image

doing a poo

got called a yanky danky doodle twat on /sp/

having a go

ok lads, two gay guys are hitting on me rn

one one of them poked me on FB

a munter girl i just met is messaging me as well, might give her a banter shag 2bh

>>75362396
underrated British comedy sub-sub edition
https://youtu.be/FvGcqV3yapE

don't reply to it

trying my best

>>75362439
bit gay

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfu-3iGQIZA

making an arrangement

making an arrangement

>>75362407
had a native gf once

>>75362446
just a bit

i said I was bisexual to him was like oh, i shouldn't have done that

>>75362447
https://youtu.be/QA5gJ0hZpCc

having a look

having a punt

>>75362457
Was she a demon in the sack?

>>75362476
not really

>>75362463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6XW90Vf9vc

he's a dedicated follower of children
there's one thing that he loves and that is noncery

doing a think

>>75362457
sound, that's got to be one of the most difficult ones to land next to like eskimo or something

*ghost dances around your dick*

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THAIRAD!!!!

>>75362407
Love me some Anri

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>>75362511

>>75362494
came from a very wealthy tribe too. they just give all of their people a million dollars per year

>>75362516
STREAM

*gets schwifty*

*takes 10 minutes to get it up*

*sucks a cock*

Having a wank

>>75362516
ying luck looks pissed off in the thumbnail of this pic, then when you open its a bit sad

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>tfw no chaldean gf

>>75362519
wew, imagine not marrying that. What happened?
>>75362521
shan't
>>75362545
It's a "really random unexpected noise in the corner of the room that gave you a little fright" kinda look if you ask me.

What's the difference between middle class and working class?

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Preferred /brit/ when you needed a pass and it was only me on the entirety of /int/

>>75362568
was watching this happen and was FUMING that I couldn't post

>>75362568
and i'm the one who combo broke it don't forget it cunt

>>75362563
her eyes aren't open wide enough for that t.bh

>>75362567
One votes tory the other votes labour

>>75362386
Love big tit cows

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a solar eclipse

the cosmic ballet - goes on

Just found out on fb some guy I partied with once or twice just died
Assuming it was a car accident since his job on fb is legal reckess driver

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>>75362582

I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh what a shame that you came here with someone

>>75362563
she would have prenupped everything. we split up at a young age. dated her from ages 14-17

>>75362585
hmm you may have a point t?bh

might sunbathe in a g string for maximum tanning x

thailad what should I talk to thai girls about
anything going on over there

>mum and stepdad are going to vote conservative (in a labour safe seat)
>they only reason for this is that jeremy corbyn is not a ~strong and stable~ leader

was tempted to yell "not an argument" at them

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beginning to think he's actually mentally disabled

mental to think at its peak there were only ever about just under 300k whites in Rhodesia

>>75362633
his tweets read like shitty oasis lyrics

>>75362633
There's a reason his brother wants nothing to do with him.

>>75362610
ah right
>>75362623
Where abouts in Thailand are they?

>>75362646
his tweets read like the shitposting here but without a hint of irony

Why is Britain so shit now lads? At one point the country had the highest quality of life in the world. Now we're a sad mess.

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shame she's a mum

would be excellent dating material otherwise

>>75362652
bangcock, ramintra

>>75362670
You should still tap that arse lid

>>75362680
>ramintra
Ask if they've been affected by floods.

>>75362575
yeah me too

would've bought a pass too if i wasn't broke as fuck, well played gookmoot

>>75362659
We need a good purge, brother.

>>75362670
Afraid of a real woman?

>>75362670
At least she's nice enough to mention having a kid right off the bat. She looks beat though

>>75362689
where are you in bangkok

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Some bastard with an Australian accent just flirted with my gf.

>>75362682
am planning to x

ok she's stop responding, wew thank fuck

im hammered and it's like, I might bang her, which means I wouldn't sober

>>75362702
พระราม 9

>>75362708
Gunna get your eye wiped lad.

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>>75362716
Riveting stuff. You should take up a blog.

>>75362716
If you don't bang her you'll end up like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmMx3CGqGf0

ok nvm, she hasn't

>>75362713
nice. be a dear and post some pics for your lads :P

just did a remember. a leaf colonised /fr/ yesterday

That's it, I'm fucking starving myself, I'm so sick and tired of being a fat cunt. Once before I did manage three weeks at <300cal a day, but I pussy'd out because I was having weird heart palpitations.

>>75362744
leafs are french though

lads i was just watching the dark knight in my bed and was in an uncomfortable position so i tried to sit up but the bicep of my right arm for some reason went really weird, i think it twisted or something as i was sitting up. it didnt hurt much but i definitely felt something was wrong and it felt like my whole muscle was out of place and stuck in a weird position in my arm. if i held my arm out straight, it would feel really weird and hurt just a little, it only felt normal when the arm was bent. and i got pins and needles in my hand so bad that i lost almost all sensation in my hand. i googled what the fuck was wrong with my arm and i think a nerve is constricted or something, but i dont know how to fix it. ive rubbed some cream on my bicep and put a cast on it now. it seems to be working a little, my pins and needles are gone but i still cant stretch my arm out straight without it hurting.

hopefully it will go soon and my nerve will no longer be constricted.

>>75362758
bit rude

>>75362761
nary a word

>>75362770
shut your nigger lips mouth you fat yank cunt

i was talking to the brits, this is /brit/ after all

the name "cuckio" wasn't taken on steam lads
if you want to add me you know how to find me

>>75362775
spic bastard

>>75362775
spic

>>75362779
hi liam

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>>75362775

>>75362783
>>75362791
jajajajaja your country has more spics than mine

this is actually a true fact lol

>>75362779
>>75362783
>>75362791
>>75362796
SNAP

>>75362796
alri

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lmao nerds playing computer games at 6 in the morning

>>75362814
MENTIONED

>>75362758
You shut the fuck up

>>75362726
>he doesn't live in sathorn

how does it feel living in literal poverty?

>>75362823
t. jean-marie pierre

>>75362814
me on the right

>>75362828
You say that like Sathorn is the nicest place in BKK.

Besides where I am I have the underground, 3 shopping centres and a giant supermarket on my doorstep.

thailad when are you going to move to australia?

it's basically just the objectively better version of britain and nobody assumes you're a nonce

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>Reel around the fountain
>Slap me on the patio
>I'll take it now
>Oh

What did he mean by this

>>75362848
If we ever have freedom of movement I'll consider it. Until then cba

bacarra nana > bacarra soi cowboy > rest of soi cowboy > rest of nana >>> patpong >>>> pattaya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUMkxH03V5c

posting a choon

coffee machine wont work sunday morning ruined

>>75362872
ching chong thong nip nong nigger cong

>>75362872
someone had an eventful holiday

did coke for the first time

didn't feel much but REALLY want more haha :/

i heard that in britain only upper class toffs like rugby, is this true?

>>75362897
>didn't feel much

wasn't coke then

kpop idols are so pleasant to look at

dunno how they do it desu

>>75362897
The strongest feel of coke is NEED MOAR COKE.

massive waste of money

>>75362846
If you work in IT but don't live in a penthouse in sathorn, you're a literal nobody mate, just like the algerian, claims to be some balling IT exec, but lives in some poverty shithole

>>75362901
wales is nothing but smelly pikeys but they're alright at rugby

NEED a quirky and clumsy yank gf

>>75362897
As long as the nostrils aren't cut up for the next week like scabby orifices. Good show.

>>75362917
wouldn't mind an anglophile gf who was willing to settle for me because australian is close enough to british

>>75362913
dunno why you have a hard on for Sathorn, yeah it's nice but there are nicer areas with more to do. Doesn't come close to the conveniences here either.

>tfw no irish farmer gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

*supports W. Sydney Wanderers*

>>75362934
How long are you there now mate?

NEED a turbonormie british gf with deep seated emotional issues who covers them with slaggishness

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guess this man's name lol

>>75362904
they aren't real people, they are taken from their parents and raised from birth to be mindless profit generators for the companies that own them

>>75362944
getting on for 5 years.

time has flown by

>>75362949
no you dont

>>75362950
steve

http://www.strawpoll.me/13057489
http://www.strawpoll.me/13057489
http://www.strawpoll.me/13057489

>>75362934
uh maybe because it's the central business district? And if you worked for a company that was even relevant in your industry, your office would be there, runt.

>>75362949
Saw some legit English slags in a liquor store a few months back. They were dressed like literal prostitutes and speaking fucking estuary. Fucking HOWLED at the sight.

>>75362968
not even close

>>75362976
wrong

>>75362980
ok, taliesin

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>>75362977
>>75362959
a year or so back when i lived in melbourne two drunk brit girls came up to me on the street and asked "where is the cookeh shop, we want some cookehs innit"
i told them i didn't know

>>75362953
I can only imagine. Living the dream. Good man.

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>>75362994
damn... who'd you get that

>>75363000
What's a cookeh shop?

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I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN I FOUND A JOB

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>>75363012
they wanted cookies
should have told them i would help them look AHAHAH JUST

>>75363029
What were you doing?

Shan't move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAeSkdtaeI

>>75362989
>you're wrong, but i'll provide no proof whatsoever

HOWLING, enjoy your 30,000 baht a month thailad, I'm sure it's worth it for being a code monkey in a military dictatorship

>>75363031
just walking along the street

>>75363029
no brit would ever say cookie shop

here we are...

>>75363047
maybe they were welsh or scottish idk it sounded like cookie shop

>>75363005
cheers
>>75363043
>every relevant business is in Sathorn
>I want proof that I'm wrong about this
dear me, also I'm pretty sure 30k is less than foreigners have to make by law to stay here.

>>75363059
All the lads....

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sat having a think to this one
makes you scratch your head a bit

thought i saw a serbian flag in here for a second

god forbid slavs ever start posting here

>>75363059
we are the princes of the universe..

>>75363082
in british english a cookie is a specific kind of biscuit

>>75363082
>be yank
>go to biscuit shop
>buy dog food

>>75363082
jaffa cakes aren't biscuits

>>75363111
>buscuit shop
No such thing

>>75363082
top left is a cake

>>75363120
sorry, biscuit drive through

wish i did an easy job for peanuts (relative to the US) in some shithole. wish i could get away and be surrounded by foreign little robots who couldn't possibly know or judge me. the phillipines sounds nice 2bh.

>>75363068
>https://www.glassdoor.com.au/Salaries/bangkok-software-engineer-salary-SRCH_IL.0,7_IM1119_KO8,25.htm?countryRedirect=true

Oh thailad, it must be so hard to live on £6-700/month

>>75363142
>criticise government
>whipped to death

>>75363149
Add another £2000/m for avoiding authorities probing into child sex tourism though

*pours gravy on some custard creams*

ah yes, american "cuisine"

>>75363153
Don't know why people think that expats are nearly as inconvenienced by draconian third-world laws as much as the indigenous. Why would I ever criticize anyone?

best friend's sister with big chebs kept locking arms with me and wanting to take snapchats when her brother wasn't there lads

>>75363172
she's a fatty admit it

>>75363149
>6-700
that's a large range. could be £7 or it could be £654

>>75363149
>sorted by ascending salary
There's £1719 at the bottom

>>75363180
she's not though, she's skinny but with big chebs

very average ass though

>>75363160
They don't do that do they?
I have become aware only recently they say Crag when they see Craig.
How the fuck is Craig crag? Scottish. Krayg. Krayyyg.

>>75363203
>I have become aware only recently they say Crag when they see Craig.
can you find a single snippet of audio of an american saying this? fucking nobody pronounces it like that

>>75363203
not a clue what this post means

*says crag*

>>75363203
>crag

I have literally never heard this in my life.

>>75363184
for a senior developer, we all know your some low level code monkey

Have a really great idea for a TV show mapped out in my head. This song would be the closing credits for the season finale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXAMR28nq0

Pretty sure the Scottish aren't real people

>>75363231
why wouldn't they just hire a native thai person if they needed a low level code monkey?

Just had a 12 hour sleep lads

>>75363203
no
biscuits in america refer to a savory scone-like bread and their gravy is milky
also they say creg

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>tfw neet

>>75363246
asian companies do it all the time, hire a white guy to seem "international"

business idea: make a tv show and use lots of death grips for it's soundtrack

Take some lard and roll it into a ball. Roll the ball in hog fat and deep fry it in grease. Wrap the ball in bacon and deep fry the bacon ball.

Anerican cuisine at its finest.

>>75363231
If you insist, no wuzzers.

>>75363259
>also they say creg
This at most. Greg with a c. Though a fully enunciated Craig isn't rare.

does japan have the best urban planning

>>75363259
>their gravy is milky
Not always, just the kind that comes on biscuits

take some no gf and roll it into a feel. roll the feel in some no gf and deep fry it in feel. wrap the no gf in that feel and feel the no gf

my feel at it's finest

got called a sheed in waitrose

>>75363259
I have mate Craig, surname not Christian. I pilled him on this. He's ready to punch some cunts.

>>75363265
not as code monkeys. as international representatives, sure. code monkeys don't show anything off

*focuses on career*

WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD MEN AROUND!!!

Called some fucker a sheed.

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White privilege summed up in one image

got called crayg in mcdonalds

>>75363307
Could wipe the floor with this so called "Craig"

>>75363333
Quads confirm.

>>75363327
looks like aids bjorn
https://youtu.be/WLer3qWyHsc

And if I make it out this thug life I'll see (You) again some day

business idea: long, drawn out posts that require no effort, yet nontheless take up a lot of time because i pick over them autistically in an effort to get (You)s, and then i post them for zero (you)s

just did a p _ _

Why do normalfags brush their teeth every day?

>>75363333
He's Greg Creg now.
can't argue with quads

>>75363352
here you rat bastard

>>75363344
dubs confirms

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>why are you so quiet anon?

havent brushed my teeth in 6 years

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some (You)men were known to get as many as 30 (You)s in one day

drink
feck
arse
girls

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>>75363377
>>75363366
>>75363344
>>75363333
>>75363322
>>75363277

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This is diversity.

>>75363398
>3 (You)s
ah yes i knew not to make luck a dump stat

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HAVE NOT slept at all lads

>>75363382
You'd fit in well in England.

>>75363346
shame he wasn't on our side

business idea: beat kids until they can spell properly

>>75363396
Alri Father Jack

>>75363416
p r o p e r l y
pretty easy lad

been handing out counterfeit (You)s for years now to divs who don't know better lmao

>>75363414
He's a strange guy, pops up at various different 'shut down free speech' protests.

>>75363424
feck off yank

>northerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax67_yNCdWA

choon incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkRmIieRqlk

>be friends with someone
>they instantly start discretely bullying you when another friend or girl is around
>happened today

20 years young.

>>75363435
fallen angel witnessing epochs?
bit /x/ lol

>>75363430
i sold one of your early forgeries to a collector, bought an unused gimmick and bag of memes with it.

n64 controller is completely broken now

>>75363490
You're thinking on another level, I like that but lets not get carried away.

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You are now thinking about all the gfs that could've been

We should leave the EU but join the Euro so that way everyone gets something

>>75363509
hmm.

don't reply to it

dicks too big for the toilet bowl lads

>>75363509
short think, I've never had a chance with any girl

emptying the ol' ashtray

>>75363509
I stare at girls cleavage all the time

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>>75363555
desklad?

I sleep in a race car do you?

Realised most music I like is for benders

can not wait for this munter to reciprocate my interest when she wakes up and acts like she has class

then i'll be sober and not give a shit, look m8, you're not fit and i'll only shag you drunk as f

>>75363574
alri kirk

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>>75363509
hm yes fascinating new development in PUA sociology

percocet molly percocet

>>75363594
Stop

just took the grimmest shit

Might give Overwatch a cheeky buy on PS4 lads, thoughts?

>>75363635
Overwatch is basically an updated TF2. It's a numale game.

>>75363635
too late and it's a shitty normie/sub-normie game

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me on the left

>>75363628
How many wipes?
Had a ghostie earlier.
comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkWPPznE-IA

>>75363647
think that neanderthal has klinefelters

>>75363650
>When the unsecured IP camera has audio output
https://youtu.be/CUx8_JNNKsM

>>75363647
we bullied them to extinction, says a lot about us

s m h

>>75363676
nah, they were just interbred with homos to the point of extinction

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Oh ffs

>>75363697
edgy

>>75363705
what?

>>75363704
shagged so many Emilys

such a common name ffs

About to take my 3rd shit of the day. Send help

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>Marr and Morrissey were listening to BBC Radio 1 when a news report announced the Chernobyl nuclear disaster. Straight afterwards, BBC disc jockey Steve Wright played the song "I'm Your Man" by pop duo Wham

>>75363721
>a species is extinct because they're gay

how this not edgeoverlord tier?

>>75363748
>they were just interbred with homos to the point of extinction
they (neanderthals) were just interbred with homos (homo sapiens) to the point of extinction

>>75363767
lol i dun goof'd xd

>>75363675
poor lad

>>75363782
Just goes to show the importance of changing the default passwords on these kinds of things. You're one google search away from finding 1000's of these mongs.

>>75362943
'eed

>>75363744
I don't get it.

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there will never be a sequel to la noire

>>75363813
explain what you just said to a drunk guy

Normies don't know what it's gonna be
Fuckin with a NEET like me

>>75363847
don't forget retarded

>>75363862
pretty shit humour there

>>75363897
>humour

Did 2 wanks earlier.

>>75363920
I did my first after 3 days just before.

As subversive and degenerate as it is I kinda like American Gods, unironically.

>>75363920
Found a new Pornfu, Cherie Deville she is ethnically ambiguous and a milf.

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>>75363954
Sorry but are Riley is the official pornfu of /brit/

>go to pick up some healthy groceries after the gym
>end up with assorted nuts, squid chips, and beer

>>75363954
>blonde hair
Nah

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>>75364003
outta my way

so if you're dooooooooown on you're luck
and you can't
haaaaaaaaaaarmonize
get a girl
with faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraway eyes

>>75364003
good lad

*drops a duece*

>>75364003
such a basic taste

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>>75364083
shush

>>75364093
she's pretty but nah

she screams basic bitch at me

>>75363813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF4XHz6RHeI

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>>75364103
What else do you want from your pornfu?

>>75364129
>bashing one over a girl you'd have no chance shagging if you met her irl and she wasn't famous

nah

>>75362386
>>75362386
Havent slept at all and am starting to feel tired now
i got work in an hour wat do

just learned how to block youtube channels and keywords from showing up
anyone got a devilish frog to reflect my current state of mind?

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>>75363847
https://www.exploit-db.com/google-hacking-database/13/
เgoogling any of these things will find unprotected devices.

>>75362407
Hitomi's breasts are just preposterous.

ah yes the thread grinds to a halt as we reach the bump limit
come on you spastics make some posts

women's wrestling fans are like bronies

no one realizes this but me

>>75364112
before my time but choon
https://youtu.be/6YLZTDQeEEw

>>75364217
used to use e-db for vbulletin injection exploits to hack runescape forums as a wayward teen

bit naughty

hello liam

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>used to use e-db for vbulletin injection exploits to hack runescape forums as a wayward teen

>bit naughty

>>75364288
the good old days when these kinds of things were purely banterous

>>75364298
nopartyhatter detected

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>nopartyhatter detected

fucked it whencemore

hilarious how angry and insecure people get when you make them aware of sexual selection patterns

>>75364336
what happened lad?

https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

>>75364358
ah yes meatspin

>>75364372
kek, it ruined this song but still..

Just checking the ol' Erowid

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>>75364342
job opportunity fell through

and so my NEETdom continues

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>>75364391
>>75364391
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>>75364392
:( keep trying

Jaffa Biscuits

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Well good morn