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Canada + US + Mejico
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this is the superior thread desu
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Fuck Drumpf
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>>75361237
>Mejico
Is this a meme or not?
I always though it was pronounced Me-ico but I hear so many people pronounce the X as an H
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>>75361237
There are THREE /cum/ threads, I remember when the janny would delete the excess threads and ban the creators for spamming
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>>75361309
In Mexico it is pronounced as /h/, but the correct way to pronounce the x in Spanish is like /ks/.
We just wanted to be special and didn't change the letter during the XVII century.
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Meanwhile in russia.
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>I remember when the janny would delete the excess threads and ban the creators for spamming
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Opinion of this female? I think she's a cutie
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>>75362773
Another picture
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Why is /cum/ dead
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYiVYbadRE
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>>75362862

because we were in the other thread
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>>75362888
The other thread reached 310 a while ago though
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>>75362890

the last one just now got to 316
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>>75362906
Because /cum/'s slow as fuck
I posted these
>>75362773
>>75362790
at like 309
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>tfw terrone American
This is fate worse then death, non whites hate you and whites don't consider you to be them. In addition to being 5'6 and having olive skin you also have to deal with stupid sterotypes that come with being a dago. How do I kill myself as painless as possible?
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>>75362773
>>75362790
She is probably a leftist
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>>75361909
hello *bows*
i buy 2000 keychain lasers for amazon sale
you sell
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>Cara Delevingne shares a steamy kiss with Jaden Smith
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How privileged are you?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you?utm_term=.yae0RJnB4#.einQRg9VJ
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>>75362918
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>>75362928
I'm on mobile I didn't see that. Portland should be atom bombed
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>>75362916
embrace it and become a greedy landlord who wears wife beaters
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>>75362918
So am I. I voted for Bernie Sanders in the primary.
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>>75362927

>I still Identify as the gender I was born in
>I never tried to change my gender

oh wow
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>>75361283
And Fuck Drumpf
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>>75362967
Too bad American didn't elect a senile Communist jew
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>>75362982
Which flag poster are you?
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;)
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>graduating high school is privilege
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Anyway I got a Tinder date with the girl I posted
Hopefully I can make her my gf and stop being gf-less
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I barely graduated high school
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>I saw actual cp (baby) on /pol/ yesterday
Why are people so fucked up man
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>I barely graduated high school
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I graduated highschool with all A's and graduated college with a 3.5 GPA because I got lazy
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>>75363035
Yeah I got a C in English which allowed me to graduate
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>>75363046
Did you have some shit going on in your real life?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHex8OSHz_s
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>>75363053
No I just wasn't interested in school
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>>75363053
Yeah he has a serious case of LBS (Lazy Brainlet Syndrome)
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>>75363030
There's a lot of creeps in the world
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>>75363030
Love has no age, bigot.
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>>75363064
Yeah that and school never interested me I always felt like I was in the teachers way and if I wasn't there they would have an easier job
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>18 posters
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
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sunburn skin is peeling off f a m
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Gonna repost the qt tomorrow
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one of these days I'll be rich so I can have a better thumbnail than this when I finally make my first vlog
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Finally back lads, was b& for 29 days wew
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>>75363151
Just who the FUCK are you
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>>75363151
What was your crime? I just got off a 3 day ban myself.
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>>75363151
Did you pretend to be underaged?
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>>75363158
I have many names

>>75363163
"Spamming". I made one thread saying "tfw no friends". Mods are cruel.
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>>75363193
Why is it always leafs making those shit threads?
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I wish I couldve visited the roaring 20's era
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>>75363193
Ahh i posted a gif of pepe trump fucking wojack Hillary in the ass on /v/
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I wish I was one of the original Indo-Europeans and could conquer new lands on my newly domesticated horses.
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>tfw get banned for something every other month
would they even let me be a janitor?
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I've never been banned how does that even happen
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>>75363280
Spam or post nudes. That's all they seem to care about now
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I've been banned for posting bait threads on /pol/
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>>75363298
This is a remarkable post
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>>75363304
Thanks
I worked hard on it
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>>75363201
Becoz I was lonely
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>>75363298
What sort of bait threads
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>>75363316
Mostly pretending to be a black man dating a white woman or a white man dating a nonwhite woman, cuck threads, and pretending to be an illegal.
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>>75361237
Lel Canada getting ignored
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>>75363350
How many replies did you usually get?
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>>75363350
Can't believe they still fall for that shit
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>>75363376
At least a hundred.
>>75363379
/pol/ is full of teenagers.
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>>75363379
They're all fresh from reddit
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>reddit flags
What a bunch of fags
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>>75363399
Look at Texas getting all uppity because they turned off their flags
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>Keanu Charles Reeves is a Canadian actor
Why didn't anyone fucking tell me
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rural neckbeards have no comprehension of this technology
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One of my photos on Tinder is me with a beard and the qt I posted said she liked it. May have to grow out my beard again, buds.
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*murders seattle*
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The two semesters of Spanish I took in high school made it easier for me to shitpost on Spanish imageboards, so I guess that it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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>>75363438
i usually buzz cut my beard with clippers and then shave my neck
truly a mans man beard.
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they said my power won't be on until almost 6 am
dire
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>>75363415
only thing that is good for is heading from seatac to downtown

>>75363460
pretty
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>>75363460
Good post. Fuck Seattle.
>>75363471
Mine's a bit of a hipster beard but not as long. Also without the faggy mustache.
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when I visited Portland, me and my dad mostly biked around

it was great
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>>75363489
i wasn't able to grow a mustache till i was like 24
its nice to not have a patchy beard anymore
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>>75363507
What were you doing here? Just being tourists?
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I can't grow a beard
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i've been using scissors to trim my blonde peachfuzz off since i was 17
26 now with no beard
might be faster to shave
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>>75363523
My beard is usually a beard of laziness.
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Never been further west than Kansas City
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>>75363507
last time i went to portland i bought some weed and got stoned af down by the river
as much as shit on portland its a pretty cool place

>>75363523
>low test
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>>75363513

visiting my dad's cousin and just doing a summer trip

Id visit again if I had a car and if my friends wanted to come. I loved going through southern oregon and the city proper
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>>75363539
why do you shit on portland, anon?
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>>75363539
;_;
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>>75363539
>bought some weed and got stoned af down by the river
Good choice in activity. Watching the sky with weed is comfy as fuck. Don't know why some people prefer drinking when they're just enjoying nature.
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>>75363523
Literally start working out
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>>75363548
hipsters and homeless
>>75363562
i still drink regularly, but i love my weed
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>>75363538
Never been further east than Los Angeles.
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>>75363564
I already do
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been all over europe but never been to the east coast of the US
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>>75363568
clack my ass is literally no further east than la
>>75363573
good man
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>>75363585

never did the 8th grade DC trip?

shit was CASH
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>>75363592
>clack my ass is literally no further east than la
That's what I said.
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>>75363604
I had that in 8th grade but I can't imagine the trip from Cali to DC
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>>75363566
At least the government is trying to deal with the homelessness crisis while I'm pretty sure that San Francisco doesn't really give two shits.
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>>75363604
thats fucked
my school never did the dc or jew york trip
bullshit
>>75363613
k
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>>75363604
8th grade was the 10 hour drive to disneyland from phoenix
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I went to California once. It was okay.
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>>75363620

it was 2 grand so we had to do a lot of fundraisers. Was neat because I found a SNES at our e-waste drive

flew LAX to denver to DC, then a bus up to NY through gettysburg, PA
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>>75363622
based Amazon solving Seattle's problems
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/10/527801805/new-amazon-building-in-seattle-will-include-a-homeless-shelter
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I live in Kansas City
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Does anyone wanna go with me to London in September?

I doubt my friends are gonna be able to go with me and I don't wanna go alone.
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>>75363622
drove through downtown pornland and the amount of tents on the sidewalks blew my mind
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>>75363636
I remember hearing about that. Still wish the government would do more to deal with the crisis instead of leaving private corporations to do it.
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>>75363651
no I wanna go to Scotland and Iceland
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>Kansas City
>its not really in kansas
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>>75363651
if my passport wan't expired and i lived closer i'd go with you bud
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>>75363664
There is a Kansas City in Kansas and one in Missouri
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>New York City
>is not really in New York
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Montana, are you the guy who recommended that Mexican place in Portland? Do you think it'd be an okay place for a date? Thinking of taking the girl from Tinder there.
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>Kansas city
>its in missouri
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>>75363695
i thought Tinder was for sex without the dating
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>tfw wop American
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>>75363716
It depends. Most of the girls I met on Tinder were just sex but I also want a girlfriend so I asked this girl to go on a date.
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>>75363716
Shh let him waste his hard earned cash from working McDonalds on this slut
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>>75363731
does she play non-mobile vidya?
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>>75363695
yep das me mane
the price was pretty good for the portions if i remember
i highly recommend you take her there. used to take my ex there when i live in oregon city
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>Shh let him waste his hard earned cash from working McDonalds on this slut
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>>75363695
I went to a good Italian place there
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>>75363768
Were they all 5'6 brown manlets like me?
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I don't get why people use slut as an insult. Nothing wrong with casual sex if you're not in a relationship and the amount of casual sex a woman has doesn't determine her likelihood to cheat.
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>>75363777
nice repeating numbers
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>he goes to italian places
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>>75363789
Post those titties, whore
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>>75363810
I'm a guy (male).
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>>75363799

who is this salad dodging, lard gargling mastodon
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>>75362790
>>75362773
fuck her
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>>75363789
SJWs have set back 4chan by a decade lad
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>>75363799
Yeah they are filled with filthy shitalian shartmericans like me
>>75363790
Whatever
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>not being a glorious nordic aryan man
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>>75363280
off topic posts mostly
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>>75363817
That's one of the goals (the other goal is to make her my gf)
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>>75363789
>the amount of casual sex a woman has doesn't determine her likelihood to cheat
uhm, maybe, it depends tbqhwyf
i really hope things work out for you bud
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guys what does it mean if my cold went away for a week but then came back twice as strong
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I miss when janny banned vape posting
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>>75363789
it's not about right or wrong. it's just unattractive
men evolved to desire women loyal to them
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>>75363855
I missed it when he banned clack posting
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>>75363789
>Implying she hasn't been fucked by random dudes on tinder

>dating any chick off tinder ever

You fucked up
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>ES JAY DUBYAS
>>75363853
You're gonna die.
>>75363851
If she parties a lot and gets wasted every day then she's cheating because of her partying and drinking, not because she had casual sex when she was single. Also, thanks.
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>>75363853
stage two cancer
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>>75363853
The strength of your colds will continue to double until you sneeze yourself to death.
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>>75363867
>>Implying she hasn't been fucked by random dudes on tinder
What makes you think I have a problem with this?
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How do I join the mafia?
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No Trump
No KKK
No Fascist USA
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>>75363370

Americans have to stick with their own people.
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>>75361309
>>75361394
It's /x/ not /ks/ nor /h/
We also get triggered by Méjico
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>>75363853
im no doctor but maybe your immune system was weakened and you got sick from another cold
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>>75363880
be born into an impoverished italian-american neighborhood
much like niggers are born into gangs
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Sick of these stupid slogans the left puts out
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>>75363878
if you dont, youre a cuck
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Im hungry but Im saving my leftover pizza for breakfast tomorrow

wut do
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>>75363894
We are all middle class though
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>>75363878
K

Enjoy your trash, don't be surprised when she cucks you and you come crying
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>>75363898
Jealous, Trumpflake?
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>>75363900
>cuck
>>>/pol/
>>>/the_Donald/
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>>75363903
o i've watched too much 1920s soap operas
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>>75363911
you are literally a cuck
i didnt use it as an insult, but now it's tempting
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>>75363902
late night cereal
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>We are all middle class though
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>unironically believing that girls having casual sex outside of a relationship means she'll cheat on you
>>75363919
That's not what cuck means, /pol/ brainlet.
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>>75363900
>>75363919
lmao you beta as fuck, kidd
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>>75363908
Nah your slogans are just shitty and low effort
>>75363918
That hasn't been a thing since like 1912 tbqh, shitalian shartmerican s jewed their way into the middle class long ago
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>>75363922

I have 5(FIVE) boxes of stale cereal
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This is a reminder that I have a Taiwanese fiancée
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>I would never date a girl who isn't a virgin! Only a pure, untouched maiden is good enough for me! And if you ever have a relationship with a girl who isn't a virgin, you're a cuck!
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>>75363930
>fucking other men than you
>fucking other men while in a relationship with you
not exactly a big difference. youre one of those types who goes on about social constructs, so it should make a big difference to you, cuck
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>>75363930
No

You dumb fuck, the fact that your willing to date someone who is using an app known mostly for casual hookups means she's most likely to cheat on you since she clearly has no self respect. Who gives a shit about a woman's past love life but come on, have a little more respect for yourself.
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>>75363947
are you that fag that travels for work
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>women i'm not involved with are not allowed to see other men
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>>75363962
I work so I can travel
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>>75363951
strawman, cuckboy
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I use Tinder for casual hookups as well but it's known that people start relationships on it as well. You two really need to go outside sometime.
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Never used tinder and never will
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>>75363961
Hey bud
Get laid first
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>>75363961
>he actually believes this
How bumfuck retarded are you? Maybe the type that thinks pussy gets permanently loosened with every dicking?
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>>75363979
Ok buddy I expect to see you back crying about how you loved her.
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*crushes trump's tiny baby hand*
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>>75363979
be one of the tinder success stories
>>75363972
did you go to japan last year or a few years ago
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>>75363971
ideally, they wouldnt. that's the most evolutionary sound strategy for males.
that's not the world we live in though, so males can only get away with excluding promiscuous women and not ones with past relationships.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1blsZxXDCU
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>>75363990
Hey bud
Stop letting Muhammad rape your women

>>75363991
Clearly right

No you idiot
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>>75364008
I've been to Japan before yeh
But Taiwan is my home
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>ideally, they wouldnt. that's the most evolutionary sound strategy for males.
>that's not the world we live in though, so males can only get away with excluding promiscuous women and not ones with past relationships.
I can't imagine the person who wrote this being anything other than an overweight kid with a patchy neckbeard.
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>>75364014
>evolutionary
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>>75364006
That man is a pedophile
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>>75364036
not an argument, cuck
youre just mad since the only girls you can get are sluts.
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>>75364042
list me some more Breitbart facts friend
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>>75364032
fucking hell i knew it was you
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Wow what a virginal thread right I can literally smell the cum crusted socks from underneath your beds you fucking losers

>m-muh pure virgin
>it's evolution man
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I honestly don't have much hope for anything with that girl working out but her bio did say she's looking for a relationship.
>>75364055
And the girls you can get with don't exist.
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Where are the Mexicans? Juan but not forgotten
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>>75364085
Loool
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guys, buzzfeed just told me im not privileged
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>>75364085
lmao
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She also has a qt first name.
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>>75364097
What is it
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*smashes your skull with a bike lock*
trumpflakes are truly pathetic
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>>75364085
ROFL
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>>75364123
praise Jésus
amen
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>>75364102
Won't say it because I'm sure someone will find a way to dox her
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>>75364123
I hate christians, the working class, and functioning two parent households.
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>>75363816
Don't you recognize your own mother?
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>>75364138
just the first name would be impossible
my ex, who i'm still madly in love with, name is laura
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>>75364153
It's Eva.
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I'm a feminist
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>>75364153
Hi John.
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>>75364138
How fucking borderline retarded paranoid do you have to be to think someone would be able to "dox" a random fucking chick in a country of half a billion people because you told us her first name

Let alone think someone would give enough of a shit to even try doing that
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>>75364157
cute name
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>>75364172
You'd have to be borderline retarded to trust anyone on 4chan
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>>75364157
I'm gonna fly EVA Air to Taiwan in September
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>>75364174
too much like a pokemon
kinda shit desu

best names are Vesper and Valerie
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>>75364169
not even close
i know you're just memeing tho
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>too much like a pokemon
>kinda shit desu

>best names are Vesper and Valerie


>"Eva is a female given name, the Latinate counterpart of English Eve"

Repent, sinner.
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>>75364197
Hi Frederick.
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>>75364190
>valerie
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>>75364203
Eve is just as boring as Eva
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>>75364218
Eva is a cute name and you're wrong.
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I will name my second child after my first child
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The Internet is great because you get to observe insane people from the comfort of your own home
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>tfw I backtracked this guy's ip and mapped him through his ISP register and now I can literally watch him jerk off through live satellite wifi X-rays
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my names kyle
good luck ;^)
footfag might remember me but i'm not interpals anymore
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>Interpals
Glad I didn't fall for that CIA honeypot.
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eating a hot n spicy, two apple pies and a sweet tea buds
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>>75364237
why would I remember some dude from
Interpals

Kyle Katarn used to be my screenname back in the day
Who still know dis guy
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>>75364265
it's after midnight you fat fuck
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>tfw wasn't born a lesbian girl
feels bad man
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Morning boys.
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everything is a simulation
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>>75364286
LyF is the MATRiX
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power still out and will be for a few more hours
grim
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>>75364286
so what
we would still exist as some kind of chemical energy
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>>75364274
idk, i remember you, kinda. it's a fuzzy memory
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>>75364299
this guy gets it
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>>75364319
What
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>>75364285
get to church boy
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Remember to get your eyes checked
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Wow
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Did the meme test
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>>75364346
that moment in Boardwalk Empire when the blonde WW1 vet told Al Pacino that his son was deaf, not retarded made me cry
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>>75364332
i posted a screen cap in the japanese thread and you replied to me on interpals
all i remember. i got banned from interpals a few months ago or i'd post a screen cap
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>>75364359
wtf are you talking about, you pussy
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>>75364377
>he didn't see Boardwalk Empire
chi can't afford hbo
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>>75364364
I'm not on Interpals my niBBa
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only German flag who ever went to Japan on here
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>>75364334
Its only 8 am
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>>75364387
I only watch c-span, brainlet
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12:18 already
Should probably go to bed now
Night, buds
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fresh beatz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZpflXsTxV0
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>>75364057
Jews are the most powerful race in the world
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>>75364411
You know there's those litfags that actually read whatever prissy non-fiction shit they put on their board's "guide" and think they're smuht?
*goes back to 300K/year data analyst job at Amazon*
hehe nice try kid
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I have this wart like little skin bump on my hand
I keep picking it but it doesn't go away
Doesn't even scar up just grows back to the way it was before
Always wondered what that is
Even snipping the whole skin off with a nail clipper didn't help
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>>75364399
maybe it wasn't you
but he posted in the thread my full name and sarcastic post about sending me a pizza and i had a message from a german fag moments later
who knows my nibba
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>>75364441
that's called cancer
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>>75364441
Deep skin infection by a virus or some of your template cells have mutated.
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>>75364441
better see a dermatologist and make sure it isn't cancer
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>>75364421
Not fresh srry
Nothing that makes you wanna nod ya head
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My sister is mute AMA
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>>75364474
NOT based
i'm tappin' my foot and bouncin'
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>>75364478
mutes are cute
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>>75364478
does it still count for rape if she cant scream
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it's dark, humid, and quiet
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>>75364484
>likes getting pegged
>>75364487
naw, just use lots of sleeping pills on her
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>>75364355
I bet this is the Portland fag
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>>75364503
ok
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>yeah, I'm what's known as... a libertarian
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>>75364484
Nah she is ugly as sin bless her heart
>>75364487
I would never rape my sister
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>tfw fresh out of janny jail
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https://youtu.be/VDFgGi-lrD0

I think it's good pictures are not expected on CVs in the US

Non discriminatory laws say the same here but good luck finding any job without a headshot on your resume
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>>75364511
answer me this, you obsessed with some green haired fb whore
just curious
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>>75364599
no
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>>75364602
k
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I brush my teeth twice a day but my dentist says I have to floss. Flossing is fucking hard as fuck my hands don't fit in my mouth, how the fuck are you suppose to get in there to get the back teeth?
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>>75364639
With a made in Canada Sulcabrush®
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Which side you on?
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>>75364639
open your mouth you dummy
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>>75364639
use one of those floss stick things
idk what they're called but its like a small piece of floss on a stick
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>>75364628
thanks for asking though

>>75364639
use a floss pick instead of just the string. I only brush once a day but I'd wager I have better dental health because I floss and mouthwash every time I brush
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>>75363298
i was banned for racebaiting on /pol/
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Threw out my fursuit finally. A very dark and terrifying chapter in my life is over.
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>>75364639
Get one of those floss/toothpick combo things
They're sold in boxes of 100s
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>>75364664
grenouille
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>>75364664
don't fight for no xenos
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>>75364681
you'll never forget about it
you're forever scared
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>>75364674
>>75364676
>>75364685
I've never heard of those
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>>75364724
That's why your teeth are rotting my man
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>>75364720
I will. no one I meet from here on out can ever know.
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>>75364737
I just have really THICC manly hands
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>>75364724
they come in packs of 30 for like 5 bucks or less
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>>75364773
>i want you to be strong and gentle
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>>75364754
How many ounces of cum would you estimate are trapped in that suit
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>>75364773
Sounds like bait.

Its either a man behind it, luring potential victims, or a succubus
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>>75364789
Nice that's what I need
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>>75364821
Of course it's not real
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk
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>>75364843
do you also believe its a succubus?
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>>75364843
>t. Kraut mad he's cucked by the eternal Anglo again
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Im hungry
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>she says she likes me
>I really like her
>I might be moving to a new state for college
>the one girl I like and she likes me back but if I go I'll only have 2 months with her

.....lads.....this is a feels train and I want off
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>>75364856
It's an overweight dude with too much fantasy
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>>75364883
>>75364883
>>75364883
>>75364883
NEW
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>>75364878
Don't get too caught up in it if you know already there's no future for you
Find yourself a loving wife in college my friend
It's a new place full of new opportunities and lonely souls just like yourself looking to find someone to share their life with
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>>75361909
desu all those faggots are clearly russian..
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>>75364944
I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE BUT HER. SHE IS PERFECT. I've never felt like this for anyone
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