Culture Pals /cp/ gen22

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KOREAN GIRLS PLEASE RESPOND ME

>>75360603
Because you're probably a ladyboy

>>75360627
>>75360603

Korean girls don't like Thai...

>>75360688
But we conquered the entire Indochina :(

>Too hot to sleep or fap

How are you lot spending the night? Think I'll marathon more of The Sopranos after I'm done watching a movie.

>>75360627
Don't worry, I know thai guy dating with korean girl.

>>75360844
What movie are you watching?

>>75360844

I'm watching the news

>>75360942

I, Daniel Blake, it's alright only really watching it since it's the first movie in a LONG time set in my city.

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hi all good morning

8 wieners today 0 massages

>>75361035
>morning
Silly Fin, it's nighttime now.

>>75361069
>10:30 is nighttime
American education...

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>>75360600
>aziz ansari got to have sex with her

Anyone else here sleep deprived?

QTcrawler stopped working for me, any solutions?

>>75361764

How many hours you done my friend? Longest no sleep I've done is three and a half days. Might see if I can go longer starting from today considering there's no way in hell I'm getting to sleep tonight due to the heat and the fact I didn't wake up until 4pm yesterday.

>>75361035
Good morning my mongol friendo

>>75361707

no he didn't..

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>>75361764
yes

>>75362088
Yeah he did. She is a virtue signaling leftist as well

>Tfw no Russian gf

>all the jewish girls on this website mention being in the IDF

really gets the ol' cranial treadmill a-runnin'

I'm wanking right now

>>75363533
They have mandatory service there.

For most of these girls it's the closest thing they have to a hobby.

>tfw no white gf

Daily reminder that the qt in the OP had an incest lovestory in "I Cesaroni"

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What do I answer to offend him?

>>75365444
Alternatively you could just ignore him

What is a cure for tinnitus?

>>75366211
I don't think there's a cure for that

>>75360600
I'd love it if she was Arberesh.
They are rare to find.

>>75366211
poke your ears with a screwdriver, it helped me.

>>75366504
Why are you lying? >:(
>>75366233
Reeeeeeeee

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>all 5 of my European QT's want to fuck.

Time to plan a sex tour this summer.

>>75366609
wow you must be an ultra chad.
post profil

why do Asian girls ask everyday when I am working, I never get girls from other countries prying into my work shifts like this

>>75366905
they want to know if you're hard working enough to be able to provide for them in case they become your gf/wife.

>>75366905
It's pretty much the same question with what are you doing

>>75365444
I want to talk to you

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...

>>75368320
No you can't be my dog, André.

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>>75368635
kek

>almost no views ever
>almost no messages ever
>conversations I start with girls quickly die out, they often dont even respond
there is no hope only pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain

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>>75368635
>Gay african niggas posing as women to get the Russian Dick

This is a strange world we live in.

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>>75368635
That's it lad time to plan a trip

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>>75368727
>>75368867
>>75368938


nobody understands me :(((
why this one blocked me? :(((((((

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>>75368829
Mate it's really not difficult
You just gotta beeee urself

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>>75368635

>>75366609
I can't image juggling 5 girls...

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>I have free pussy waiting in another country
>I happen to be very socially awkward
>I've never been to an airport, let alone book my own flight or hotel or even hail a cab

I don't think I can do it...

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>>75368635
Kek

>>75368636
But I want a dominant Korean gf

>fuckboy looking guy learning Korean views my profile
>tfw I double text and still don't get a reply

Is he just pretending so he can talk to white koreaboos ;_;

>>75370285
enjoy not getting pussy then faggot

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Talking to a Russian qt who is against refugees and thinks immigration should be controled. I really want to blanda upp with her.

>>75370285
post profile so every chad here could fuck her (not at the same time, presumably) ...just so she wouldn't be sad about not meeting with you, obviously

>>75370372
>double texting
Kek
You're a grill just go for the 95% of the rest of the site thirsty for you

guys, help needed

/CraigSwanson

that profile pic scares me, could somebody brave enough visit her/him/Them to figure out..?

>>75371213
Nah, she claims to be a virgin and I want that blood on my dick nigga.

>>75371009
So; she's your average Russian QT?

Mine is one of those pierced girls that's into weird music and is a bit edgy, but she still says that she doesn't like Muslims.

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>>75371383
but how you're going to do this?

>>75371578
post profile, i'll steal her

>>75371578
>pierced girls

Drop her. Mine is pretty normal looking.

>>75371706
I'll just man up and get over my autism and go to Turkey.

I WILL BE A MAN

A BIG MANLY MAN.

>>75371706
You must be confusing my flag with the one of my best ally, I'm not into cuck shit.

>>75371744
Yeah, I get what you mean, but she's actually pretty fucking interesting, knows how to keep the convo going and isn't so pretty that I would expect her to have a ton of betas orbiting her.

I'll slowly redpill her. I've learnt my lesson with other QT's; they might like to discuss politics, but that doesn't mean they're actually open to your ideas.

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dont be this guy

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>>75371826
mark my worlds shell drop ya

>>75372072
Mark my words, you'll never have a Russian gf.

>>75371918
Too late ...

>ask girl I've been talking to for a few days what her bunda looks like
>she gets mad
I though Brazilian girls were easy!

>>75372125
unfortunately, i would, cuz i'm too autistic to move myself into new york or italy completely

>who was ur first kiss
fuck

>>75372292
>Hopefully you ;3

Be a man and fucking do it!

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also

>The [Italian] QT you wish you had.

>>75372357
She lives in St. Petersburg, I doubt I'll ever meet her

>>75372493
Nigga, mine lives in the Urals, and I'm still going for that pussy.
Just do it!

>>75372072
It can be out of the blue but I went his gig in Leipzig last year

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>qt bought new panties to wear around the apartment for when I visit

Neat

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>>75372630
i don't listen to him, as well as picrelated, for many years already, but i think you are a good person

/alexander111222
>Want help with your English? You monkey.
>blocks me immediately after
lol

>>75363011

Prove it..

>>75370285
this looks kind of like a turk who has sending me nudes, just fyi, but i can't tell for sure because blocked face

how old is she?

>>75372292


I was asked that too. I just said it was some girl I didn't even like, and that it was a bad experience (which is all true)

>>75374325
Dont think this is her, she refuses to send me nudes because she's too shy.

This girl is 20, 21 in June.

>>75375209
ok, phew

good luck with her!

not many South Americans, most are Brazilians and I can't practice Spanish with them rreee

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>>75375431
theres lots of venezuelans i think

>>75375431
>not learning the language of your best ally

We have some pretty cool QT's here in Portugal, but k :3

>>75375313
Thanks, I really like her, I hope it works out.

>>75375431
Filter for venezuelans...

Seriously!!!

How do I stop the niggers from messaging me?

>>75375525
>>75375515
they're all koreaboos and surprising arrogant for the poorest country in the americas

>>75375559
>"No niggers"

>>75375614
They are rich bitches in a poor cunt, what do you expect?

At least, most of them are cute

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>wow 2 new messages
>both from same turk gay

hmph

>>75375701
what websites can I talk to the poor desperate ones? I am learning Spanish so I don't mind if they don't know English

Brazil and Mexico have the friendliest girls based on my experience on interpals

>>75375669
Last time I called one of them a nigger I think she said something like "yes I'm a stupid nigger and need you to dominate me."

>>75375930
fucking creeps

>>75375930

I'm black and one time while fucking my white ex-girlfriend and I made her call me a nigger when I fucked her.

We only did it once but for some reason it's hot, kind of made me feel more masculine or whatever.

>>75375828
The poor and desperated ones don't have access to internet, they are coming to Brazil...

>>75375930
For some reason, in african lusophonic cunts, preto fodido (something like fucked nigger) is a complement...

My moortuguese friend kept calling this dude preto fodido, one week later, the angolan dude asked me if the portuguese guy was gay and if he was trying to score him

>>75375930
Sounds like she want some raceplay in the bedroom.

bored as fuck, gonna make a catfish profile

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Wait Wait Wait... So, this means that the 3 of us (portugueses) are having all convos with russians?

>>75377369
Yeah, I'm talking with quite a few on IP and one on whatsapp.

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This actually works as an opener

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what does this pajeet want from me exactly?

>>75378034
your rupees

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>>75378003
ask her why she doesnt leave massage when visiting peoples profiles

>>75378114
>handy in Spa Massages
>has a "fashion" store
This is clearly a gay poojeet.

>tfw too autistic to message first

>go out with my Pakistani friend to the movies
>he brings his sister
>she acts exactly like a desi mom
Jesus christ how do people let their kids come out stunted like this

>>75378114
>>75378215
he's fucking ripped and looks almost chad tier. wtf

>>75378525
He's probably a dom then ;^)


Also:
>tfw when you're checking out a new QT's city and find out it's the fucking HQ of the mafia:
>The city has witnessed a mafia killing spree: there have been 550 commissioned killings in Tolyatti over 1998-2004, five of those murdered were journalists.

Just read the section on crime:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolyatti

> In the end of the 1990s, Tolyattinskoye Obozreniye published a series of articles on a local crime group. The stories drew attention to the group's connections with the local police. Subsequently, Togliatti Review saw two of its editors (Valery Ivanov and Alexei Sidorov) killed in 2002-2003

Fuck this shit, I ain't dying for some sweet sweet pussy.

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>>75378674
Kek, that happens when you name your city after some italian commie

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WHY DO ONLY GAY GUYS MESSAGE ME ON THIS SITE WHERE ARE THE WOMEN

How many views/messages do you guys get a day?

>>75379436
kek.
Or maybe it's because it's where the HQ of Lada is located ;^)

>>75379510
Close to 40 views, not many messages from QT's I don't message first.

>>75379493
>gay stuff
>check flag
They just want that ladyboypucci ;^)

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>tfw I found out that I'm being the side bitch.

>>75339086

this made me laugh, i used KETCHUP on almost anything...

>>75343896

lad, could you post profile, pls? i like what i see soo much, i'd like to know her, who knows... also greeks are kinda "friends" with RF

>>75344141

...and this one, plz

Fucking HATE sending selfies lads

Especially waiting for their "approval"

>>75379805
Just don't send them.

>>75379704
What happened famigo?

>>75379805
Dont you have a profile pic

>>75379866
Yes but my profile pics are good pics of me, get comments on them etc

Selfies idk, I'm not very photogenic

>>75379493
I've been to Thailand four times, and I've only met one thai who was and looked manly (former high level thai boxer IIRC). 99% of thai 'men' are manlets, and that shit ain't attractive dawg.

>>75379510
37 views
They don't message first, well some do but they've always been boring or crazy

>>75379995
>going to Thailand alone

>>75380022
Who said I went alone?

>>75380034
I presumed

>>75380022
>Going to Thailand with your friends

But what if I wanna bring a ladyboy back to my hotel?

Surely my friends will notice and make fun of me!

>>75380163
>wanting to fuck a ladyboy

>>75379689
I hate this meme, im not a ladyboy..

>>75379995
I'm very manly and watch kickboxing

>>75380187
Rude ;_;

>>75372630

who else have you seen live, btw?

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>>75380218
>I'm very manly
Sure, fuccboi
>and watch kickboxing
Watching shit isn't a manly attribute. Now put on the skirt and bend over, I'm going in dry.

>by the way are you of legal age? hehehe
AAAAAAAA

>>75380187
>not wanting to fuck a ladyboy

What are you, gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y-yUOCib9E

>>75380218
If you hate the meme then do something about your degenerate ass country.

>>75380463
Is really not that bad, I only know one ladyboy

>>75380604
>Stopped off in Thailand airport for a connection
>Jump on tinder quickly
>Matched with 5 ladyboys in 5 minutes

Your country is very degenerate friend

>>75380739
>using tinder
I found your problem

>>75380784
Everyone in the airport was a ladyboy too
LITERALLY everybody, even the people on my plane turned into them, it just be something in the water bro

>>75380822
Nah, you're just a homo who hoped every girl you saw had a cock.

>>75381209
Stop projecting buddy

>>75373937
Go look at her Instagram. Women shouldn't have rights

Some chubby girl I met off interpals just sent me lewds.

Anyone want me to upload?

She has a pretty big butt.

>>75381661
go ahead, imgur

post her profile too if you wanna be extra saucy

>>75381708
http://i.imgur.com/CDFK4gB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NsVNdqA.jpg

No profile just yet, gonna see where this goes and maybe I'll get my dick wet for a 4 hour drive.

>>75381885
nice lol, american girl?

>>75382065
Yep, just turned 18 a few months ago.

>>75381885
tiits?

>>75381885
hot

Just got back from a date...eh why do internet qts feel better than irl ones?

>>75381885
Maybe too thicc, kinda fat((

>>75382190
No tits but I can tell in her clothed pictures she's got some small ones.

She's one of those chubby girls with a big butt and small tits...those are the most disappointing ones :(

>>75382462
Yeah, she skirts the line between thicc and fat.

never talk to a girl before she writes on her profile.
I wasted 1 hr of my life talking to a koreaboo.

now she won't stop telling me to install kakaotalk, straight to the blocked list with that ho

>>75382820
>check flag
Nigga, you must have a pretty nice profile if you can block a girl that's into you just like that.
At least get the lewds, wtf?

>>75382903
I don't care about lewds if it's from a koreaboo. she could look like barbara palvin for all I care but if she's into that sissy gook trash then I don't want to waste a single minute talking to her.

i'm not picky, I just hate those people.

WHY THE FUCK WONT GIRLS REPLY TO ME ANYMORE

>>75383318
Probably because you smell

>>75383318
they have gotten smarter

>>75383212
M8, you're posting in a clone of a japanese forum for discussion of anime and hentai, you can't really complain.
I know that they're fucking annoying, and I usually don't message girls into Korea or Japan cuz they're boring as fuck, but if you're having a good convo with her, just ignore it, it doesn't matter.

>>75383360
girls have legit gotten smarter Interpals was easy as fuck for nudes circa 2010-2014

>>75383436
It's still easy to get nudes, but you just have to separate and distinguish yourself from the beta males on that site.

>>75383384
It was a good convo but now I feel filthy just from talking to a k-boo. I seriously get nausea just from talking to them, I'm not joking.

weebs are okay I guess, I wouldn't go out of my way to message them but if it's on interpals only I wouldn't mind talking to them every now and then. Could be worse.
I used to be into anime in the past so it's a bit of a nostalgia run.

>>75383436
>tfw you were too beta to get nudes even during the easy years

Is qtcrawler down or something? I put the script in the monkey, but it does fuckall.

>arguing with a qt about the sins of sex
This bitch is gonna learn why we stone women in Afghanistan

>>75383919
Nigga, don't. Even if you explain it all to her and she understands it, she'll still just "agree to disagree" or some other shit like that.
Even with civilized and quality discussions it's pretty much impossible to change a person, you just have to charm her and fill her the pill very slowly.

>>75383887
It hasn't worked for months as far as I know.

>>75384056
Thanks for the heads up man!

>Of course a sexist and racist man would be a nightmare
uh oh

>>75384318
I have the one from github and it works just fine mate

>>75384527
I'll try it again later today then, currently using the qtcreeper python.

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>all my qts talk to me at the same time
Either I'm talking with 6 ladies at the same time, either I'm all alone

I thought autism was a male only disease until this girl started talking to me... she's been asking me to explain a joke she didn't understand for a whole fucking week now, just drop it.

>>75384888
>I thought autism was a male only disease until this girl started talking to me
This is an autistic joke, right?

Also, Heil Hitler :^)

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This is gonna go well, I know it

>>75385079
M8, seriously?


American """""""""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>75385185
Its true or are you saying animals don't enjoy being killed for our benefit like a dirty commie

>>75385079
I agree with you, but don't say that shit to girls they will think you are crazy

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>>75385450
>animals are slaves
>they live to serve us
>we are free

You gotta be kidding

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I think this is going well

i fucking hate my life

>>75385079
>animals are slaves
>we are free
I can feel her pussy tingling from here

>>75385732
>wolves literally domesticated to dogs to help humans hunt
don't see what's wrong

>>75385783
Why Ahmed?

>>75385765
Belgian "religious" people fucked up Congo and you know that!

Also,you're not even catholic, why would you talk shit like that about religion?

>>75385963
Still applies

>>75385871
I'm a ethnic swede, my leafy friend

But sure, the existing of "Ahmeds" do also drive me crazy

>>75385834
>>wolves literally domesticated to dogs to help humans hunt
I tought this whole "murican education" thing was a maymay

>>75386036
he's clearly just missing and "are" before "literally"

>>75386035
What are you gonna do about it?
Go be a fucking man and do something, you fucking manlet.

>>75386210
>do something
>end up in jail
hmmmmmmmmm

>>75386398
>become a qtrap
>infect them with aids
No1 will blame you for having homossexual sex!

>>75386398
So what?
Go be a fucking hero like Breivik or help Nordfront, do what you think is best for Europe and stop being a fucking bitch.

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>Girl has boyfriend
>Despite this she freely sends me nudes/lewds

POST EM

>>75386925
POST EM

>tfw no rusky qt bf

>>75386925
>implying other people give the same value to relations you do

>she called me a rapist
Alright now what name calling will occur

>>75386925
post them you fucking faggot

>>75385765

i clearly do not mind to die next second and reborn in Congo or Papua New Guinea
surely it's merely possible to survive there after so many years "in a different world" - it'd be like fish-out-of-water


<just for the record>

>>75385765
Has done more good than bad lmao nice bait

slavs officially stopped talking to me
time to go balls deep in some south american jungle hoes

>>75386925
Post and deploy.

>gf wants me to end things with favorite qt

feels bad man, and i was just starting to get regular lewds

>>75389217
shouldn't have been even on this site desu
i feel bad for your girlfriend

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>>75389217
>gf knows about the QT's

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This girl said she had sex with 6-7 people at 19 years old.

Isn't that a little high or is that normal nowadays for German women?

>>75390952
In Europe, the sky's the limit

>>75389373
>>75389448
Nah, I'm a poly cuck

>>75391137
Then why is she telling you to break it off with a girl?
Just tell her to fuck off, cuz you're poly and shieet.

>>75391299
It should work like that, but like I said, I'm a cuck in this situation.

>>75390952

who cares? i'm not saying you what to do, but the only thing i'd worry about, being at your place, is that she wouldn't have sex with 6-7 people at the same time at the same building where i'd be... second thing i'd worry about is the reason why she would like to have any affairs with me - once again, i'm on your place - if it's greencard* or some of this bullshit called "compassion", i'm out

*i know that german is kewl too, but still, US is on top of the food chain, so may be she would need it

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>no fap going well
>qt gets lewd out of fucking nowhere
>fap

I feel bad now

>>75391816
>Doing nofap

Literally why?

I masturbate every day and my life is great.

>>75388829

Try Chile and Argentina

>>75391816

Were you the guy who took my advice about no fap?

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>qt says she had a South African bf
>about to drop her
>tells me he was white

>>75391866
I masturbate more than once a day and I don't like that so I'm trying to get to a point where I can control it

>>75392109
>Took my advice
Tried to

>>75391866
it's an illusion, you're fooling yourself about your life, you need Jesus

>>75392279

in my advice, I didn't say you had to stop fapping completely. But control it to once a week or something. If you slip up, it's ok. I've made some mistake the past week. I'm trying to get back on path now.

>>75391866
I fap multiple times a day and literally want to kill myself. It's not good for you.

>>75392384
https://youtu.be/W2Cv5hZfOmk

Can I have this guy instead?

>>75392490
Once a day seems nice. Puts you to bed quicker.

>>75392490

Dude, I promise you if you stop you will feel healthier.

>>75392490
Maybe and just maybe, master baiting is a symptom of being suicidal, and not a cause...

Trust me, I'm a talking monkey

>>75387192
Hi are you a grill (f)

>>75392694
I used to do it to help me sleep, but now I'm at a point where it doesn't do that anymore.

>>75391137
>>75391459

Have some self respect for fuck's sake.
Your gf sure doesn't respect you.

I got nudes from a girl (not posting them), but it's actually made me stop masturbating because I haven't watched porn since. And I feel so much better. Getting nudes has inadvertently improved my life.

>>75393743
How did you escalate the conversation to nudes? I suck at anything but awkward flirting on this site.

/PetraSmirnof
That status REEEEEEEEE

>>75393920
She was the low self-esteem type, so I kept complimenting how she looked in her normal pictures, she would keep arguing that she is ugly, and I would keep arguing against it. I said things like "I'm sure your _____ looks great, but I can't see them", that sort of thing

I guess complimenting how girls look is a strong method for any type of girl, too

>>75393920
When the conversation gets into sexting territory then you ask for nudes.

You gotta get the girl all hot and flustered first or maybe you will luck out and she will be a slut and send the nudes out way before that.

I can't tell you how to get into sexting, you just gotta start talking dirty when you are 100% she is receptive of your advances.

I used to master a bate everyday, but now I do it twice a week and also stopped watching porn. I'm not saying you guys should stop master bating, but you should at least stop watching porn, it helped for me.

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Just got this

>>75394242
2flat4me

>>75394233
>master bating

Ai ai, amigo!

>>75394144
I probably doubt myself too much because I don't want to end up acting like a creepy turk.

>>75394171
Makes sense

>>75394242
super low asscrack lol

>>75394242
Me between the cheeks

>>75393967
>She's not cute enough to burn this coal tbqhwyf

>>75394233
but how exactly it helped?

>>75394417
She's unattractive anyway but it's the best I could get nudes from in a day so I'm not complaining

>>75394489
she is not hot enough for you, pathetic brit-beta with small testosterone level and weak libido
real black males fuck everything that moves, what doesn't move - they move and fuck

>>75394543
I used to feel quite badly you know, it was like an addiction. I feel more pleasure now. It may be stupid, but I feel more pleasure about life in general.

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>>75394688

>>75394711
meh, it won't help with the amount of "issues" i have...
i was hoping to hear something like "i've got irl qt and i could fug her 2hrs in a row"
what you're describing is a very meaningless improvement -_-

>>75394816
yep, kiddo
...even walls, even Allah

This thinking of me not being good enough for any of the girls on interpals is really unhealthy but I just can't prevent myself from doing it. I'm supposed to be on here to make myself less afraid of women.

>>75394863
>>75394863
Whatever works for you, friendo, but maybe it will help me find a russian qt and fugg her for 2 hours in a row :DD

Hope you get your issues fixed

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>>75394688
WEW
E
W

>>75393714
Yeah but she pays half the rent, and I'm unemployed until fires start up

>>75394863
>>75395044
Forgot the )))))))) at the end ...

>>75395044
emphasis on "may be"

>45 year old woman keeps viewing my profile

mummy?

>>75395044

also, no
>Hope you get your issues fixed

they won't, from the very beginning doctors hinted me that i'm not very welcomed in that place in Calabi-Yau Manifold called "life" (by breaking my collarbone and forcing my births month earlier that it's supposed to be, forcing by pushing mother's belly and hauling me out of her by my head)

>>75395939
So, what's the result of all that Soviet experimentation, fellow stalker?

>>75395035

Darren?

>>75394569
who is she, where she from

>>75396140
What other self hating leafs are there?

>>75396223
m8, how deep inside your basement do you live?

>>75395939

well, in medical terms - it's hard to give proper diagnosys, but one word there is "encephalopathy"
as for personal feelings, well, i have regular headaches, just as soon as the weather changes, panic attacks, and my shoulders... well, not that they're different in skelethon, but all those nerves - i feel them a bit different, kinda if i relax, they are not equaly relaxed, if i push-up, one hand works harder. may be it's normal, but some people notice that sometimes one shoulder is lower than another, that's it

>>75396223

have you started No Fap and working out yet?

>>75396180
some canadian slut living in France

>>75395996
time to fucking sleep
>>75396362

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Rejected just now

>>75396362
You remind me of the 2 headed dogs.

Damn, I'm helping this American girl practice Russian.

She's so damn charming

>>75396565

>American girl
>charming

What

>>75396430
Just go all out and tell her you could please her so much more than her pathetic beta bitch """"boy""""friend

I'm wanking again.

>>75396765

Stop

>>75396765
I'm trying to find a qt to sext me so I can wank

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>>75396509

got some Indian nudes if anyone is interested

>>75396966
yes please

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>>75396724
Done

>>75396844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Demikhov

>>75396966
nigga, stop asking, start posting

>>75397046
http://imgur.com/a/h5Ao3

>>75397107
weird tits, but thank you my colonizing friend

>>75396803
post profile
Let's wank together

>>75397107
it's so beautiful i'm forced to ask moar...

>>75397155
all Indians have those weird floppy tits, never perky

btw she still browses interpals regularly, you should be able to recognise her easily if you want her profile lel

It's completely impossible for anyone to look at me in a sexual way. Is life even worth living?

>>75397214
sorry m8, not unless you're a qt trap
>>75397263
damn, well thanks for the heads up I'm not too interested in granny tits

>>75397300


pls respond>>75396375

>>75397316
I am a qt trap
Post profile

>>75397385
fuck it why not https://www.interpals.net/Aasopss

>>75397316
>not unless you're a qt trap
hi
>>75397385
>another trap
Get the fuck off my turf

>>75397385
you are most certainly not a qt trap
>>75397473
don't worry he's lying

>>75397409
>We have so much in common already and I don't even know you.

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75397342
No and no

>>75397409
Bro get a fucking haircut

>>75397500
Good
I hope that by the end of the year I be a girl profile

>>75397643
and lose out on all the qts telling me they love my hair? No thanks.
>>75397670
be sure to message me then :^)

>>75397747
>tarkovsky, kurosawa, lynch, the list goes on...
Do you have a letterboxd?

>>75397619

If you start doing those things, I promise you you'll see a huge improvement in your life. You don't even understand how much no fap will change your mood. Testosterone is powerful man.

>Asian qt tells me her favourite porn is white male asian female
>don't know whether to be horny or repulsed that she's a race traitor

>>75397811
sorry anon, I'm too pleb for that, you have good taste though! good luck with that transition, don't cheap out on a wig

>>75397905
>wig
My hairline is all good senpai, no need for a wig.
All I need is a heckin jaw shave

>>75397819
I already fapped this morning, but I'll try to avoid it for the rest of the week at least.

>>75397955

good. Also, tomorrow morning when you wake up. FIRST thing go for a walk outside. Go walk for 30-40minutes and then go carry on with the rest of your day. It will stimulate healthy chemicals in your body which will elevate your mood.

>>75397409
You're definitely cute!:3 i love your hair!

>>75398204
back off he's my future bf

>>75398223
No you back off he's mine. We should let him decide. Send him a message :^)

>>75398278
"Por que no las dos? you seem like a cooler person overall though, so probably yeah"

>>75398370
"i told her that i want you both, but you're my main qt"

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Anon is this true

>>75398370
>>75398431
>>75398468
I love you both, I'll come to the Netherlands and you can be my love triangle

>>75397409
Are you that anon played Kurosawa when he were waiting for his qt the other day?

>>75398788
Yeah that was me.

>>75398989
No that was me

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>>75392651
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myv9U4W_Tt4

>>75397409
Nice kino

>>75392651

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCrRWct6Vs

>8 views
>0 messages

>>75399509
wtf my friend just messaged me telling me to listen to one of their albums

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>>75363325
>Russian qt messages me out of the blue asking to chat

>>75399704

because Michael Gira drills
trend kinda...
from one side it's sad that too many random people, who were listening Kanye West just recently, discovered this band, but the bright side is that Michael doesn't bitch about illegal downloading as much as he used to

i've decided this month that it's a good idea to sleep while their first 4 albums are playing

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>>75400547