/brit/

anime

you look a little bit like a rat with glasses

fanny

might consider letting my gf cuck me desu

>>75360372
bum

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anime

butterfly in the sky

its not even half three and the birdcucks are at it again

I'm glad I'm hairy, unattractive and have a very manly figure
I'd probably become a trap otherwise

heemed my abstract algebra professor on accident yesterday while practicing my golf swing
he was fuming to say the least

>>75360376
you don't have a gf

>>75360412
all me

also fat

>>75360425
yes i do and she's quite fit

going to watch cat videos and get drunk

>>75360261
me, at 20: tim leads a hellish life of schizophrenia and gynecomastia and i feel sorry for him
me, at 30: tim's life is bad, but his unchecked behaviour and deep pockets are enviable
me, at 40: tim's life is one of paradisical freedom that i can never hope to emulate

me at 50: timothy james byrne here in my rented flat in high wycombe

>>75360455
well you don't anymore =)

why so slow?

babestation

>>75360479
GOOD post

I'm working out most every day and watching what I eat

>>75360487
umm that's not how it works sweetie x

>>75360479
thoroughly enjoyed this post

If Tim is so rich with his savings and trust funds then why doesn't he own property?

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the mushroom gf

feeling exhausted

flat earth is real

>>75360541
property is theft

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gf just treated me like shit and hung up right before leaving for an internship for 2 months
funny coincidence haha

go crazy?
dont mind if i do!

the spic is here

>>75360582
are you actually puerto rican or a brit abroad

gonna smoke a spliff at 4:20am

>>75360599
yes we know you're here, but now I'm here too Pablo

>>75360617
dude... hahahaha

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>>75360617

>>75360613
a puerto rican who pathetically roleplays as a brit

Sacre Bleu!

oui oui hon hon!

>>75360613
he's brown and mexican looking

the theory of numbers is is there a difference between numbers?

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do Americans assimilate to other countries? do Brits assimilate?

dk
dc

>>75360646
very pale actually, with big lips and a BBC

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Dr Hussain, I'm T.I.M.

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>very pale actually

>>75360541
because he's not that rich

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Oxford Health?

>>75360679
pics

>>75360698
lol

>>75360541
>>75360708
it's because he doesn't have any control over it, his brother does

Accidentally just came

was supposed to be on no fap

H*CK

>>75360729
no, his solicitor does

sucking a nigger

>>75360698
stop spamming your pic Pedro, you're not cute

>>75360715
dox

>HORRIFIC
this used to be a gimmick didnt it
with bradley pics if im not mistaken

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>the french girl next door is having a fag in the back garden

>>75360732
did you come to porn or a healthy dose of imagination

think the "sun" gimmick has gone on too long, time to put it out of business

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkel-Raute

hmm

>>75360343
So I just paid close attention to that front page for the first time. It says that the abuse went on for 16 years, but it says the oldest guy in there is 30 yrs old, the youngest one is 20, meaning he was abusing the kids since he was 4 years old?

>>75360778
t. count dracula

>>75360786
they weren't all doing it for that long

Gf has started calling me by my full name now when she's pissed at me just like my mum, ever since I brought her to my parents

Not sure I like it

error

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>>75360781
wish i was relevant enough to not only have a wikipedia page, but also a series on wikipedia dedicated to me

Our next PM supports CANZUK

http://www.canzukinternational.com/2017/02/more-canadian-politicians-back-canzuk.html

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>the FR*G girl next door is having a FAG in the back garden

>>75360742
his solicitor who acts on behalf of his brother

>>75360816
I would rather die than ever have that monstrosity on the table, thank god it's never going to happen

did rorkes get as triggered about bioshock infinite as they are now about far cry 5?

>>75360816
it's about bloody time

hopefully ours does too and we can finally get free movement between the commonwealth realm

>>75360816
croatia, austria, zimbabwe, ukraine, kosovo?

>>75360815
merkel is a childless old hag who is playing a leading role in the destruction of european peoples

>>75360816
What exactly is CANZUK? British people can already move to those countries really easily, and the reverse too

Every second bartender in London seems to be bloody Australia

redpill me on far cry 5
ppppppppppppppp

>>75360841
ye /v/ was pretty shitter shattered

>>75360854
the "bad guy" is "christian" so /v/ is upset

pizzagate isn't real

>>75360869
suck my cock you dumb leaf

>>75360849
Free trade and easier movement.
Also it's interesting that he supported Brexit and he also supports countries like Poland and Hungary against EU migrant quotas, /pol/ is losing their shit and calling him a cuck though for some stupid reason.

>>75360849
>What exactly is CANZUK?
free trade and movement between the commonwealth realm, like the eu has
>British people can already move to those countries really easily, and the reverse too
no, we can't
it's skilled immigration only, usually needing a job placement already, and usually temporary

>>75360878
pic? x

>>75360898
Ah yes I would LOVE a wave of rasheeds moving here

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ah yes

the distinguished and dignified people of england

my probos are bottled and stored

>>75360898
>free trade between those countries
would be disastrous economically. there is a reason there are quotas, tariffs, etc.

>>75360914
t. 74% """""european"""""

>>75360898
The UK has a bigger population than Canada, Australia, and New Zealand combined. With Brexit and the British economy tanking it's going to be a one way street, and regardless Australia and New Zealand already have this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Tasman_Travel_Arrangement

Which works well and doesn't expose either country to hordes of non-Oceanian subhumans

>>75360898
>it's skilled immigration only
So what makes you think we want loads of people from Canada, Australia and NZ coming here without any skills? UKIP muh empire tier policy

So we're leaving EU free trade to trade with countries that we trade far less with, bloody fantastic, at least they speak English! Rule Britannia!

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>>75360913

>>75360932
works for the eu, literally no reason we couldn't make it work between the commonwealth realm

>>75360937
maoris arent that bad, definitely better than abos and injuns

>>75360948
Canada needs white immigrants

>>75360937
Islanders and Asians are better than jihadis who are brainwashed to hate whites x

>>75360956
>literally no reason we couldn't make it work between the commonwealth realm
there is. it is also the reason why germany isn't part of that free trade agreement

>>75360974
Except most of the Jihadis aren't even first generation immigrants, they're all second/third generation immigrants who have been radicalised with the increase in Wahhabi mosques in Britain

I hate muzzies, but doesn't mean I have to love chinks or "islanders" either

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>>75360948
>throngs of leftyshits and shitskins coming into australia and fucking it up even worse
no please no

>>75360999
How does that make it any better

>>75360950
we already have the same situation with the eu, and outside of poor eastern euros, we don't really get non skilled eu migrants

canada, australia, new zealand are all far better off than poland and romania, so it stands to reason we'd get the same quality of immigrants that we already do (excluding poor eu cunts)

>>75361004
this tbqh

as much as I love our overseas angloceltic friends the empire is done and dusted with, australia will be a republic two minutes after lizzy kicks the bucket and the commonwealth is dead

>>75361004
is this pic real

islanders are just niggers why do they get a special name?

>>75361029
They're Asian technically

>>75361029
poly/mela/micronesians don't even know africa exists and vice versa, they're about as far removed as you can get

>>75361021
>are all far better off than poland and romania

Mate, have you seen how Brits act abroad? We're in no position to call anyone bad lmao

This Little Britain attitude is fucking comical

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the whip

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yeah looks real asian mate lol

>>75361058
i'm talking about the countries economies you utter fucking cretin

>>75360948
WRONG WAY

DOWN A ONE WAY STREET

>>75361081
>Torres strait islander
They're abos you pillock, not Pacific islanders

>>75361081
looks like Ainu

>>75360948
percentile wise both our countries on par for whiteness
both canada and new zealand are statistically less white than either of us, so by your argument you should support a aus-uk only movement

but you don't, and you already support the movement between the 74% """"european"""" NZ, so your argument falls flat

>>75361081
that's an abo you runtoid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAOM4rvivxE#t=441

the tories are doing a trump with corbyn
idiots

>>75361131
Percentage wise we are less European but the number of non whites in the UK outnumbers those in australia and New Zealand

ok google, post slags

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>>75361131
we're already full to the brim with you nonces, no more space unfortunately

>fat ugly friend and his parents are all hideous
>his sister is drop dead gorgeous
hmm

>>75361148
you open yourself up to far more whites to boost your percentile than you do darkies who'd drag it down

>>75361110
What was that Scot grill story. She got rekt on the straya horn and they thought she was the ocean coughing up the chiefs recently drowned daughter.
was a good story

sagret

>>75361171
white people don't appear out of thin air

australia literally cannot fit one more person in their country. they're all jam packed on that island

>>75361159
we're literally the same people, just with different accents

business idea: white men come home

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hmmm

>>75361171
I'm not a rorke autist, so I do not care about census stats
This country is great

>>75361184
no, they migrant. which is what this conversation is about you muppet.

america is the whitest country on earth because they have the most whites

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>I'm not a rorke autist

Haven't even slept, suns up and I'm not even tired.

Tfw evolved

>>75361209
I'm not a leftist loser either

>>75361192
it's charming that you think that's true but I guarantee that if you put a modern brit and a modern australian in a room together they'll just be cunts to each other (and not in the banter sense), normies in both countries are essentially blind to any sense of cultural brotherhood outside of the cricket

>>75361199
>I don't care about securing a future for the white race
okay ataahua

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>I'm not a leftist loser either

>>75361230
Go to bed sweaty

business idea: state mandated gfs/bfs

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imagine printing some mong native "language" on the front of your passport

the utter STATE of new zealand

Screen just went orange

>>75361222
have met many australians and you're literally no different to us than micks

which is to say not at all on anything other than the superficial

>>75361253
>some fucking leafs

all the aussies I've met irl have been obese teachers

>>75361270
pretty sure we're the fattest country in the world tbqh

never seen a walmart-tier scooter one before but I'm sure they exist

>>75360713
>>75360683
so when exactly did tim have a mental breakdown and why?

>>75360479
Quality post

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>>75361253
Imagine only having the language of your coloniser on your passport lmfao

>>75361270
all the leafs i've met have been teachers too

none were obese though
except the brother in laws wife, who is a fat ugly crypto yank from toronto

>>75361286
>replacing capitals with lower case letters

contrived and frankly grim

>>75361286
handy little piece of kit

>>75361265
>leafs
LEAVES

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never realised our shit ours was

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>handy little piece of kit

supposed to be writing an essay but can't stop using 4chan might request mummy to turn off the internet for a few hours x

>>75361354
Being NI is useful for something for once.

>>75360816
Dude is fucking based, he also supports

>ending carbon tax
>ending HST on fuel, phase out foreign oil
>defunding universities that push SJW nonsense
>repeal gun restrictions and take away the RCMP's power to rewrite the laws, and create a firearms rights ombudsman
>ending corporate welfare and boutique tax benefits
>add property rights to the charter
>against making "discrimination on gender identity" aka not using made up pronouns a hate crime, has talked with Jordan Peterson
>recommitting our air force to bombing isis
>only christian refugees, issue support for poland and hungary against the EU
>support independent schools and give parents more choice in education
>expanding parental leave and making it tax free
>defending canada's dairy industry and expand our lumber industry

just realised it'll be rate easy to gain eu citizenship again

move to ireland (no way we're making hard borders there), stay there for 2 - 5 years, apply to become a national
bish bosh boom, jobs a goodun

>>75361379
What's the giant lake like?

>>75361253
>>75361286
>>75361350
Is the rectangle with a circle on it a universal passport symbol

>>75361392
can canadians be rorkes? bit suspicious

>>75361315
Gonna start a petition to make an Irish language literacy test mandatory in order to get an Irish passport

>>75361397
Bit eely.

>>75361420
Eww

>>75361406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UShrn519uoA

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lewd karens lads

>>75361396
Waow only 2-5 years so easy

>>75361392
Sounds like an actual retard who gets his policies from /pol/

>>75361392
I hope so but I have my doubts he can win

>toronto
>pronounce "tuh-rah-no"

hmm yes

>>75361429
>he thinks 2 - 5 years is a long time
literally taken farts longer

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imagine having a few dozen natives camping out on the lawn outside your centre of government since 1973 screeching about oppression

quite glad it could never happen here

>>75361396
>stay there for 2 - 5 years
You won't last 2-5 years here, brits are babies who can't handle banter, you'll fuck off back crying within a month

>>75361436
thought it was "tronto"?

>>75361414
You should be laughing your head off. All these Brits desperate to prove they have some Irish heritage to get a republic passport.

>>75361436
More like Tyr ran no

Like fuckin t rex lmao

They're basicaly yank lites with their lack of T enunciation

>>75361443
wish the gov would spend as much on taking care of crown lawns as they do on locking up refugees

>>75361436
more like ch-rono

>>75361452
>implying i'll leave my room
haha someone's got high hopes

>>75361425
Enniskillen lakes are much more comfy.

haven't been outside my room since easter

Do Irish citizenships get transferred to spouses? Might get a wife out of this passport

>>75361478
What is?

>>75361460
Nah not really

Yanks do the same thing to get a passport to the EU, so you're literally going to be as bad as the yanks now

told the e-gf about the meat-gf last night and she was not happy, basically cut me off and now I feel bad

>it's a "dad's friends are slowly dying off, so my dad is becoming a barfly" episode

>>75361436

more like tuh RUNT oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDT7no8OiLU

>>75361501
Pics

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woah the Morrowind remake is looking pretty good

>>75361496
I was born in NI. I have dual citizenship
feel like a duck when Moses was building an ark
I'll be fine cheers lad

*sips whisky*
*is engulfed by bitter regret*
ah yes

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>I was born in NI

How on earth can a white person have such a disgustingly discoloured dick?

https://i.imgur.com/LJOO9Ko.jpg

Looks like circulation has been cut off

Glad I have a pretty big dick and it's still actually white

Just got my new passport a few days ago. Rather pleased with the pictures. Makes me look like a right tough guy.

>>75361571
That makers mark is shite

as someone who actually does have a big penis, i cannot understand why a person who doesn't actually have a big penis would pretend to have a big penis anonymously on the internet

got a big rasputin beard in my passport so it's a good job i'm white as a ghost or i'd get stop searched deffo

>>75361595
he's probably southern european

i'm pasty white and my penis is a lot darker than the rest of me (although not to that extent) because of my french genes

Reminder

https://youtu.be/qAOXHdLdlqQ?t=143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmdcERGYaCg
Did you cry

mine is dark from bruising

Why are all of the cfnm videos british?

>>75361331
joke went right over your head

>>75361637
Old Rasputin is the best beer ever FYI

>>75361680
No

Fast and the Furious is literal pleb tier

Like I enjoy watching them, but I'm hardly gonna get emotional at

>>75361436
you can tell if someone is from toronto if they pronounce it like "chrono" instead of "tor on toe".

Any normies go out last night?
Did you pull?
reeee etc.
Balls emptied or what?

>>75361692
>muh microwbreweries
Used to think this was a meme until I met some americans in a bar

playing toronto trigger lads

>>75361718
North Coast Brewing Co is pretty much country wide at this point

>>75361708
2bh I watched this at car club the first time I saw it and the silence was awkward
>>75361716
I got a kiss from some absolutely hammered girl

>>75361718
Iceland good at fishing.

>>75361758
ever sucked a cock

playing banished lads

just turned away a group of nomads because i want my village to remain genetically pure

business idea: open up a microbrewery with some outrageous gimmick like stubbies

how do you betray 1400 children ?

>>75361772
once
>>75361746
>North Coast Brewing Co
Jesus cant you just drink samuel adams or something

>>75361665
It's because of excessive masturbation.

>>75361782
Not very diversity minded of you son.
shame

>>75361795
No I'm not a nerd

>>75361767
TRUE
BLÆNGUR NK-125

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Just got back from the weeknd concert

>>75361794
blame Catholicism
it's somehow involved
the whipping boy

>>75361836
nigger or reddit or both

>>75361833
Shant be googling this
might be Icelandic virus

>tfw raised by shutin boomer sperglords
never even had a chance lads

Alexa

back that ass up fo a real nigga

playing dwarf fortress. i walled off everything so elves and migrants can't come.

anyone remember that half chink nonce who shot a bunch of normies because he couldn't get his pathetic little end away?

>>75360505

good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmMx3CGqGf0

what did he mean by this?

>>75361902
oh fuck off

>>75361869
Its a ship

>>75361896
>playing dwarf fortress
You wear a fedora.

>>75361692
>imperial stout not brewed in slate yorkshire squares
no ta

*gets schwifty*

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>playing dwarf fortress, in my signature fedora of course.

just scarfed down an entire pint of ice cream

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The phone call that saved /brit/.

>>75361913
Repercussions for the women you abducted when?

>>75361945
tubby enjoying himself a tub of I.C. - poetic

>>75361910
not an argument

>>75361950
How about paying the millions of pounds of damage caused by british ships attacking icelandic ships in icelandic water?

>>75361975
gib cod

Hate Mondays
love lasagna

still looking for a good game to play. any recommendations

Morning

hate alarm clocks
love kicking odie off the table
simple as

phimolad you around?

>>75361996
only got some ok games to recommend

>>75362023
let's hear it

>>75361986
Never.

>>75361975
British Isles and Irish water you lovable bastion of whiteness.
Also repercussions was the wrong word. The one where you pay us back for stealing our women.
I'm too pissed to be eloquent.

>>75362031
FreeCiv

Got to get a gf...and SOON!

>>75362045
too complicated. I don't want to have to learn how to play anything
might buy csgo again

>>75362042
>British Isles
[404]
>and Irish water
What sort of justification is this?

>>75362052

probably too fat I reckon lad

>>75362042
>5 miles from reyðarfjörður
>british waters

>>75362066
You gave your fishing shit away to the eu
take it back senpai
Britain could help you...
Join us Eire.

reading about yakub and apparently there was a real guy called ya'qub that enslaved 40,000 europeans (wikipedia says he made "prisoners of war" do "labour", because only non-whites can be slaves)
the nation of islam story is that yakub created white people through eugenics to hate black people, but the reality is he enslaved them after defeating them in battle

>>75362053
its pretty simple
desu I have linux so I'm limited in what games I can play

I set up a freeciv game on here once but only got one finn and one brit to play

>>75362105
don't think white people really hated black people at all before the modern era

is there anything more pathetic than a white male who dates an asian female?

>>75362042
Reparations dumb nigger

percocet molly percocet

>>75362140
love this post

im high and watching porn and the big bang theory x

>>75362096
Reparations for enslaving Scot and Irish women when?
Norwegian rapists.
Might do a tumblr after I finish my pint

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>>75362134
literally me

>>75362156
Come get it

deus ex predicted the future in that china will remain the last free nation and the west will be ruled by corporations

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>>75362134
a lot of things

love iceland simple as

hate greenland complicated as

>>75362171
love pints
hate pakis
like are lad Iceland

>go to /int/ catalog
>look for pictures of muzzies
>instantly find /brit/

every time

>>75362180
naw China is shit
its the template for what the west is becoming
every bullshit invasion of peoples rights the Chinese come up with is copied in the west a few years latter
Africa is becoming the new wild west, especially as these old dictators are dying and countries are opening up for exploitation

there should be like a parody map of the world where greenland is like 900x900 on a 1000x1000 map and the rest of the continents are 1x1

>>75362156
He's not norwegian dumb nigger

>>75362226
/brit/ is a rorke general, rasheed pls go

>>75362237
i am rorke you dummy

that's just my method of finding this thread

run out of weed and booze

might as well do myself in now

>>75362255
got a bottle of gin and port but im just high x

>>75362234
Well not now, you antipodean fuckwit.
It was a bunch of Norwegian outcasts.

>>75362255
Get high off life instead :)

>>75362213
>like are lad Iceland
Not sure what you are trying to say

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>>75362232
greenland is still massive, albeit not the size of africa

>>75362261
wouldn't mind a glass of the ol' 'ort right about now

miss being addicted to class A drugs. happier times

>>75362262
>Have to tell you how to use your own language only so you can pretend you're not a retard

is slough good?

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>i am rorke

>>75362295
isn't this an isis member?

600mg of modafinil straight up the shitter

>>75362295
>that trigger discipline

poor show

>>75362268
It's a northern English colloquialism.
Our lad
Are lad
It became somewhat popular here and on /pol when Nigel Farage was around.
Are Nige
Comprehend?

2.8 L of cock up the arse

>>75362332
Feel ya

>>75362355
bit gay

business idea: buy up some land in Zimbabwe once Mugabe dies, maybe find work with a Chinese contractor
or move to Namibia

Business idea: cremate your bollocks to ashes and carry them around in a jar.

>>75362360
Are Thailad weighing in

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>>75360914
sort your own chink problem out cunt