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>>75358564

real thread

cant banime the anime

>edge for hours
>cum massive streams of cum all over the place

good thing I have a wooden floor, this would be a lot harder if it was carpet

remember when the Mexican used to be communist?

UK needs a native Kekistani party. Could you imagine the confused looks of the normies at the Ballot box.

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tell me a ghost story

>>75358637
SHADILAY BROTHER!

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How did this guy have no money saved up?

>>75358437
same
i'm a bit fucked too

>too autismal for the cohabiting with a woamn and producing spawn meme
>too depressed for the bachelor lifestyle of hedonistic self-indulgence
>want to live the life of the intellectual hermit
>work exhausts me and i become easily distracted in what little free-time i have left
>also regret having wasted a lot of ample time thus far

the only way out of this rut i can think of is to have a prodigious son who i raise in a spartan manner to become a physical and intellectual hero amongst men..

>>75358655
because he was a povvo

official sports rankings:
top tier
>rugby union
>t-20 cricket
>slopestyle skiing

mid tier:
>povvoball

literally just kill yourself tier:
>topless sweaty men fighting
>topless sweaty men with gloves on fighting
>formula one

>>75358578
The best kings, nay...the best politicians to boot, are those who, after harking to the call of fate, reluctantly adorn their breasts with plates of truth and righteousness

>>75358639
ghosts don't exist

the end

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-40059126/muslim-man-s-emotional-tribute-to-manchester-victims

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/867859224096907266

>>75358655
its harder for poor people to save 2bh.

they usually end up spending more money for things.

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>The best kings, nay...the best politicians to boot, are those who, after harking to the call of fate, reluctantly adorn their breasts with plates of truth and righteousness

>>75358684
do they have any similar videos with the families of non muslim children that were there?

>>75358636
no?

>ben and jerrys and haagen-dasz are both jewish

this ones a thinker

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>UK needs a native Kekistani party. Could you imagine the confused looks of the normies at the Ballot box.

babestation

You know what this is? A fight against fuckers like you. Rightards who thought that Corbyn couldn't do it. Well he can and he will. This will be a Trump-esque victory. You are going to lose and we, the people who have been tired of 7 years of Tory austerity and 3 years of bombing Syria and the industrial military complex with Saudi Arabia. A Brexit under Kier Starmer is much better than a Brexit under David Davis. The shadow cabinet is not incompetent, look at the fucking polls and shut up, they're competent. I bet those 10,000 police officers Abbott was talking about sounds like a good idea now, doesn't it?

cleaned up the cum off the floor now
it's actually polished it a bit

UK needs a native Kekistani party. Could you imagine the confused looks of the normies at the Ballot box.

looked at those pictures nad videos of the queen visitting the people in hospital.

how people get any sort of feeling of encouragement from this sort of thing is incredible

>an old lady in fancy clothes comes up and literally says 'thats bad' and takes a picture next to you
how is it that british serf still swallows this so easily?

what the hell does shadilay mean?

>>75358761
Pics

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>>75358749

>>75358639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpa8IJgmjP8

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>>75358683
you suck

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>>75358788

>>75358684
made a reply

The conservatives are fucking evil, I really don't get how you claim to care about the poor whilst advocating voting for a party that has destroyed the lives of countless sick and disabled people, stopped the benefits of people dying of fucking cancer, causing record numbers using food banks, parents starving themselves so their kids can eat, wants to kill the NHS, would probably love to do away with welfare altogether and bring back fucking workhouses, this all under Cameron, who was a fairly moderate conservative. Just while we "reform the left" though right guys? Or because of muh Muslim hordes or some shit.

>>75358756
Priya Young's massive arse

>>75358788
i thought she died like a month ago?

if you earn less than £35,000 per year you shouldn't be voting for the tories

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>>75358811
stop stelin my mems

>>75358788
>he doesn't unconditionally love the unelected head of state
you have brown skin sir

>>75358761
never understood why some guys just cum straight on the floor/chair/shirt

can't you aim it into a tissue

>>75358852
if you're not muslim, you should vote for the tories

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london "transport"

>>75358838
MENTIONED

https://twitter.com/BabestationTV/status/868578456728203265

joe wellers new choon is a naughty little number

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Hey losers

>>75358886
rock solid

>>75358879
good lad

https://www.t-51.com/priya-young-2017-05-23/

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>Birmingham ""transport""

did you know that the flat earth society was started by someone who was butthurt that he was made fun of for his idea for a vehicle that rose up into the sky, waited for the earth to rotate enough, and descended to its destination
his conclusion was that they didn't like the idea because the earth didn't actually rotate

>>75358883
Ie that the lad from The Jam?

>>75358756

good lad

>>75358866
o serf, what a peculiar creature you are. you arouse a disposition of great pity from within my bosom.

how you continually fall for the most simple of PR trickery.

The blasted woman ne'er even thought it pertinent to take off her gloves before shaking hands with your fellows serfs at the photo opportunity, and you still think she did good by going there giving the most cursory of sympathetic gestures and very obviously only seeking to entrench her family's image and future rule.

>>75358867
it's a several massive and strong streams of cum
it'd be very difficult to catch all of that

>>75358879
Honestly don't understand how this is supposed to be arousing at all

>>75358932
>a middle class
>in birmingham

nice try

>>75358958
Gayest post ever

>>75358993
Birmingham is like the third richest city in the UK mate

>>75358788
Too bad her grandson Wills and wife Kate couldn't make it

>>75358958
babestation is disgusting

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THICC

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>>75358993
Leave Villalad alone

>>75358868
shouldn't vote for labour, lib dem or greens at least

>>75358993
Birmingham is weird.

its a city full of deanos and underclass people, but then for some reason has this segment of yuppies and upper middle class people just sort of randomly slotted in.

>>75358932
looks comfy desu

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>>75358868

>>75359008
probably too busy.

I bet them also saying 'thats bad' would have made things much better though.

>>75358868
Tories are not this great 'anti-muslim' party though.

>>75358993
>what is solihull

>>75359050
Who cares, it's good publicity and makes the nation look good

Do you think those terminally ill children felt better when Melania sat next to them with 26773 photographers?

just took a massive bong rip

i'm high as fuck watching baseball

>>75359068
not even that great, just slightly yankish

>>75359068
solihull is like 75% rich deanos

the upper middle class parts of the west midlands are:
>sutton
^ which is rural-type posh middle class people
>handsworth and moseley and kings heath
^ which are urban liberal upper middle class people
>edgbaston
^ which is rich people

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>>75359094

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>>75358954
>used to do wanks at a m8s house when a young teen
>when it was time to cum he lifted the corner of his bedroom carpet up
>cum on the bare floor
>put the carpet back

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>>75359111

>>75359089
see
>>75358950

Good morning USA!
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!
The sun in the sky has a smile on his face!
And he's shining a salute to the American race!
Oh boy it's swell to say:
Good morning USA!

>>75359118
you wanked and came with your mate present and helping you with the carpet?

What is it with rorkes and being racist on public transport?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/27/portland-double-murder-white-supremacist-muslim-hate-speech

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>>75359111

>>75359105
Don't know if you meant to say Harbourne but handsworth isn't part of the hipster part and hasn't been middle class since the lunar society

What is it with rasheeds and blowing up people on public transport?

>>75359014
NIGGER

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>>75359151
Oops

>>75359171
> Taliesin Myrddin Namkai Meche
what kind of pretentious fucking name is that

>>75359151
Rorkes feel ignored, powerless.

Public transport is the only place amongst the fora they traverse, which anyone is forced to listen to him (because of its an enclosed space)

>>75359190
revolting

>>>/wsg/1705248

Taliesin Myrddin Namkai Meche

>>75359195
What is it with rasheeds and blowing up people on public transport though?

>>75359131
yeah did you not have grouptugs when you were younger?
bit insecure lad

>>75359131
we put the carpet back after we both came

>>75359169
Harbourne is what i meant...

handsworth woods is middle class though and actually looking at how handsworth looks as a neighbourhood - it should be middle class.

haha
good to see the boring yanks are getting ignored

>>75359213
Rasheed feels powerless, dispossed, unheard.

Rasheed fails in schools, has few economic prsopects besides helping out at a family business, Rasheed is shunted from having fun or joining normal society by both his community's rejection of it, but in some cases also normal societies rejection of him.

Rasheed's life is utter frustration, sexual and visceral. Islamic Knaves with an agenda know how to harness this frustaation.

>>75359210
ah yes pre-EU eastern europe

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Speaking of ignored, what are you lads doing on this fine memorial day weekend?

i check the weather multiple times a day

we didn't start the fire

>>75357642
thanks for proving my point ya prick

>>75359280
same

>>75359258
>Rasheed fails in schools, has few economic prsopects besides helping out at a family business
What about affirmative action and most companies constantly pushing for more diversity? Makes you think

JFs need to stay out of our general

>>75359280
just look out the window?

>>75359296
ahh mate do you ever get bored of going on about the same shit, all day, every day? how angry are you?

>>75359293
was scheduled in for a cheeky thunderstorm but now it seems unlikely

>>75359296
>affirmative action
not a thing in the UK afaik.
>most companies cosntantly pushing
i doubt call centres and supermarkets care too much about diversity.

>>75359315
>just look out the window?
i mean the forecast

>>75359315
no you're right i am a bit bored, i think instead of playing a video game i will join a terrorist organization

>>75359294
accidentally posted a thread instead of a reply x

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got bigger tits than my gf

>>75359328
whatever as long as i don't have to read your faeces smeared onto this general

tens of thousands of Africans are rescued by the coastguard and brought to Europe every week

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anime

>>75359329
grim

>>75359315
>no argument
Ah yes
>>75359321
I think you have some research to do then

it's some hippie shit

portland is full of such scum

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Dropping these sick rhymes

>>75359315
pretty ironic considering all the leftycuck/commie shilling that goes on here every day

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... Preparing a Hot Dab picture 27 May 2017 ...

why is there a rome and an athens and a syracuse and a memphis in america?

>>75359399
what is weed legal there then

>>75359315
no argument

>>75359374
I don't. I'm not arguing that rasheeds in the UK are oppressed by state and formal institutions but I wouldn't say they are particularly advantaged by them.

Rasheed fails school because his parents have too many kids to pay attention to the proper development of any individual one. He also is inbred so his mental capacity is limited.

>>75359374
i wasn't the one you were talking to i'm just SO bored of hearing you (Liam) talking about this shit all the time reeeing about a world that might exist in the eyes of someone who never goes outside

>>75359315
>sheed enablers

scum of the earth

>>75359410
not yet, but cops don't give a fuck

>>75359400
Because Americans just named cities after European cities

want do computer science at uni but I'm afraid I'll find it too complex lol

>>75359424
>Everyone I don't like is Liam
Makes me think. I've seen you call at least 2 other posters Liam, very much doubt they were him either

>>75359429
you can fuck off and all, you always suck up to that yank it's so embarassing

>>75359449
memphis is in egypt tbhwy

>>75359476
egypt is a white european country

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NEED a narcissist gf

>>75359469
Liam is just the boring rorke yank who posts here, if there's more than one that's even more embarrassing for your country

>>75359490
would shove her in front of an oncoming train

>>75359492
You realise "rorke" isn't an insult right? You do know where it comes from right?

>>75359476
We have places just with "New" blank...New York, New Jersey...Canada has New Scotland (nova Scotia)

>>75359449
you're supposed to name your new world cities after irrelevant cities no one gives a shit about, not major historically significant ones

>>75359526
Haha

>>75359458
Here's a really important piece of advice.

Take a gap year - have a lot of fun in it or whatever

Then go to uni - and study without many distractions. Study everything you're given, try to understand it, book meetings with lecturers or tutors or whatever if there is anything you feel remotely at unease about (but always make sure you've read and revised it beforehand).

don't bother being lazy or procrastinating or trying to live out the 'uni-experience'. dedicate yourself to mastering your subject - even if that means studying everyday and also studying during your holidays.

Of course i don't mean non-stop studying dawn to dusk. but your distractions should also be useful - gym and hobby societies - as opposed to drinking and laying about.

listening to a bit of deadmau5 (pronounced ded-maw-five) x

>>>Newcastle

>>75359507
if you don't see it as insulting that's fine but i think you must not understand how it's used. Wouldn't expect a yank to understand /brit/ really don't worry mate

>>75359560
upon tyne

>>75359437
is that shatter pictured legal? looks like you bought it at a store or something that's why I'm asking

>>75359552
already doing a gap year
my mates are useless and we're all poor, such is the semi normie life

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>Here's a really important piece of advice.
>
>Take a gap year - have a lot of fun in it or whatever
>
>Then go to uni - and study without many distractions. Study everything you're given, try to understand it, book meetings with lecturers or tutors or whatever if there is anything you feel remotely at unease about (but always make sure you've read and revised it beforehand).
>
>don't bother being lazy or procrastinating or trying to live out the 'uni-experience'. dedicate yourself to mastering your subject - even if that means studying everyday and also studying during your holidays.
>
>Of course i don't mean non-stop studying dawn to dusk. but your distractions should also be useful - gym and hobby societies - as opposed to drinking and laying about.

*suplexes the kiwi*

>>75359583
grim post

>>75359575
no, upon Lyme

>>75359552
>not spending uni staying up until 5am every day, missing all lectures and smoking weed only to then drive yourself to the brink of despair each exam season
get a load of this square

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495935742197.webm

wish I was a normie
just want a fun life that isn't lonely and grim

>not just dropping out of uni, bumming about some shit jobs for a few years and then going back to uni when you're 29

>>75359567
Yeah, I don't find a reference to the triumphant battle of Rorke's Drift insulting. I think you might want to head over to the archive and take a look at how rorke was used before leftypol adopted it as an "insult" because using it as an insult blatantly shows you are new. It has always been an ironic term used to mock leftists, that's why it is quite funny that you are using it as a genuine insult

>>75359626
virus

I'm here for my horny piss session

Where can you travel to and work for a while if you've got no degree and little experience

>>75359662
australia

>>75359656
so why don't you take your cock in your hand and let's go

>>75359638
haha that's its origins, we've all seen the infographic. I wouldn't expect you to understand mate, racism is correlated with terribly low iq

Alri lads

>>75359638
Someone post that long image detailing the progression of the rorke meme to shut this r/the_donald user up

>5'8
don't think anyone takes me seriously
I'm a walking joke

>>75359678
>haha that's its origins
So can you tell me why you are using it as a genuine insult when it in fact an ironic term used to mock people such as yourself? I'm afraid you are the one who is confused

>>75359670
And do what

>>75359703
>under 6'6
Literally manlet

i remember when rorke became a meme and for a while nobody knew where it came from until someone made the rorke report

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>>75359703
WE'VE ALREADY GOT SOMEONE WRITING THE THEME TUNE

I created the Rorke meme.

>>75359626
>ywn have 2 hot girls pushing each other out of the way to drink your wee stream

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doing a listen

someone post that picture of a really shittily rolled spliff

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>>75359713
collect pineapples in queensland for $10 an hour in the sweltering heat while the aborigines throw tinnies of VB at you

https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Visa-1/417-

>>75359715
I was in the thread it started in. It has always been a shite and bizarre gimmick.

>>75359709
it was used as a term to tell the super-racists to calm down a bit and sort their heads out. Don't understand where you've got this idea of it being ironic/used to mock people beyond the stupid racists it describes? seriously go back to red/dit lad i'm not sure you'll really understand what's going on here

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>>75359678
>mfw all those anti-white racists on social media

I created the bucks character but retired her last year before allowing a good friend of mine to write the sequel abroad

>>75359755
yeah, racists are stupid, what's your point?

just shot mr burns

things i unironically started:
shan't (in earlier versions - didn't read any of this post)
radical centrist

>>75359748
Hmm

Can I come live with you? I'm great banter.

am absolutely certain that my life will end in suicide

unless someone pushes me in front of a train or stabs me or something

hate flatsharing:

>get woken up before my alarm by the sound of other people
this is probably one of the most depressing and suffering inducing things imaginable. I'm currently on average 1 1/2 to 2 hours deprived of sleep everyday.
>can't cook immediately after work because other people get home before, despite bieng starving and wanting to get as much of my time free from chores as possible
some days i just skip dinner because i'm so apathetic to waiting.

too hot out desu

>>75359753
>using a term alluding to one of the british empire's most heroic battles to denigrate shiftless xenophobes

nonce

>>75359578
it was legally produced for medicinal purposes only

>>75359753
>it was used as a term to tell the super-racists to calm down a bit and sort their heads out
[citation needed]
>Don't understand where you've got this idea of it being ironic/used to mock people beyond the stupid racists it describes?
Start here
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/rorke/country/gb/page/104/

>>75359775
islam isn't a race

>>75359748
are abos basically like harmless gypsies

things I started:
>do not engage with it
>jayposting

>>75359798
haha
friend of mine had to move down south for a job and he's living in a flatshare
nothing but complains

>>75359793
don't live in queensland x

I'll set you up with a cubicle 9-5 office job in canberra though

>>75359806
>[citation needed]
reddit/leftypol's retarded ideas

>>75359828
>canberra
grim

>>75359806
Also, forgot to explain the name. The name rorke comes from the battle Rorke's Drift, one of most well known and triumphant battles in British history in which they were at a sever disadvantage. That should be enough for anyone who reads it to know it is ironic, but I guess you might be intellectually subnormal

australia will probably be the second last country in the anglosphere to legalise weed

probably the dead last if corbyn gets elected, but let's face it that isn't going to happen

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feel constantly ill

probably have cancer or something haha

>>75359806
The archive only goes back to late 2015

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>>75359736
die mensch maschine

things i started:
>created this gimmick 6 months ago check the archive
im sure there are more haha i cant have been here for 3 years and invented nothing

>>75359828
Sounds good what will I be doing in the cubicle?

>>75359662

i believe you can teach english in cambodia without a degree legally and i think a bunch of people do it in vietnam illegally. Someone i met had done it dont know much about it though

>>75359849
try the infographic sweety ;)
and reminder that being a rorke is actually funny as well as embarrassing, glad you're reclaiming it like black people reclaimed nigger though, don't let those mean liberals make you feel bad for your low iq/anger at the world

anyone know how to get a prescription for modafinil?

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>>75359843
not sure why nobody likes canberra, it's unironically the best city in the OECD according to their statistics and it's even fucking freezing at the moment in accordance with traditional european weather

https://www.oecdregionalwellbeing.org/AU8.html

>>75359819
>nothing but complains
its a really fucked up situation to be honest.

problems always seem to manifest themselves
>sharing with overbearing people
>sharing with seemingly nice people who then reveal themselves to have incredibly annoying traits like waking loudly up at 5 in the morning and treating 7 in the monring like its in the afternoon
>people who leave snide comments about things

I'm not enough of a normie to even attempt to re-enact tv sitcom Friends.

I need my own place.

>>75359889
>treating 7 like its in the afternoon
this is good though
stop being a lazy shite

>>75359875
canberra is where all the shithead politicians hang out

things you take as standard that I see as laughable:
>nationalism
>racism
>sexism
>militarism
>free market fundamentalism
heh, maybe a few more that I can't think of at the moment

>>75359872
Seems you just completely ignored my explanation because you know you are wrong, and that's fine, but just know that anyone who has browsed /brit/ for more than a year (unlike yourself) will not take offense to being called a rorke

>>75359852
nobody will take you >>75359852
your post sersiously if youpost a simpsons pictuir

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495820027507.webm

forget getting a gf, just be your own gf

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if you're not from scotland, wales, the north west or cornwall, you're not a true briton

house sharing idea: nobody is allowed to make loud sounds between the hours of midnight and mid-day unless there's some sort of occasion

>>75359910
mate please look at the infographic it's embarrassing watching you go on like this

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>>75359875
>housing 8.3

hmmmmmmmmmmm

ive been here for years and i dont take offense to being called rorke or rasheed (which i often am due to my radical centrist nature) because im not a gay melt who takes /brit/ seriously

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>the yanks are here

how come penny a waitress can afford to live alone in the same building in a similar apartment to where 2 scientists who hate each other have to live together?

human mating rituals are absolutely absurd

i think the key to succeeding in these rituals is to become a good actor

>he doesn't take 4chan seriously

>>75359936
i take great offense to rasheed because I am muslim and it is culturally insensitive to assume all muslims have the same name

>>75359949
got a degree in theatre studies just for this

4chan is ultimately serious business

>>75359904
>waking up at 5 in the morning and making a bunch of noise as you walk around and go to the kitchen
>by 7 in the morning practicing your guitar for the whole flat to hear

its weird that people can feel so at home about things like this. my policy with shared acommodation is to leave as few traces of my inhabitance as possible and i don't do anything that could affect the harmony of the situation. to one extreme i wear headhpones whenever using my computer for example, even if the noise shouldn't be disturbing.

>>75359917
fuck off sodomite, I was just a wince curious what in fuck all your post was about, but after seeing *that*, I must conclude that your kind must be eradicated

>>75359949
fedora bait

>>75359957
but a lot of muslims do have their first name as mohammad

oh

VERY clever yank

bravo

>>75359968
mate some people have got things to do they cant just creep around on tiptoes listening to anime music on headphones all day

>not being a radical centrist

60% of modern life is spent commuting and working. grim

>>75359961
hmmmm think about the percentage of drama students that are turbonormies

coincidence? i think not!

>>75359377
gotta need those fat beats for when hillary gets sent to prison tbqh

Booked a flight to Canberra

A lad here is gonna find me a job and we'll live together

Amazing the people you meet

>>75359968
to be fair you should be out of bed by half 7 every day otherwise you're basically a failure

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>but a lot of muslims do have their first name as mohammad
>
>oh
>
>VERY clever yank
>
>bravo

>>75359578
all that being said, our laws are such that the police cannot really even do anything about someone possessing cannabis unless there is a complaint because what if that guy smoking the joint on his back deck with no one around has a medicinal license?
cops have much better things to do with their time like go to tim hortons

>>75359991
and that is why i hate flatsharing.

the fact that i'm constantly sleep deprived and hungry (the two most basic human needs) because i live with other people makes me miserable.

problem is whether i can put up with it or wherther i fancy seeing 60% of my wages go on renting a whole flat.

>>75359998
nay, I reckon a lot is also taken by the occasional snooze

>>75360015
got up at 5 this morning but it was too cold so i got back in bed

>>75360026
just stop being so poor
there's great opportunity for success in this country you just didn't work hard enough

>>75360026
sounds like you need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and earn some more money

>>75360026
business idea: go to sleep earlier and cook later

>just stop being so poor

ah yes if only 'twas that easy

>>75360023
interesting. you have to have a medicinal license to buy it from stores though right?

>>75360062
yes (no)

>>75360043
good lad
fuck the mornies

jeremy corbyn is a bitch

>>75360044
>>75360045
actually i'm at the start of my career and I'm already earning above average wages and my wages are set to increase anyway.

that's all by and by thoguh. renting an entire property to yourself is not only expensive in london, even with the expected increases in my salary - but also quite a depressing prospect because it entails then sleeping besides your kitchen unit.

>>75360026
>flatsharing
London?

Considering posting some stupid stuff with the aims of annoying or upsetting someone
thoughts?

>>75360026
get a higher paying job

>flatsharing

what's that?

most recent facialabuse scene is a cuckold scene. not a fan

>>75360056
>go to sleep earlier and cook later

there's the problem - i make massive dinners.
i end up eating them till quite late.
if i cook later i necessarily cannot go to sleep earlier.

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Sharing the flat with the girlfriend I presume?

ah yes vauxhall

might buy a house in manny
thoughts?

alri lads

Sent from my iPhone.

hmm.
oh, sorry, I didn't see you there

>>75360103
tim is a neet right?

wonder how much his schizophrenia bennies are

>>75360095
>bf and gf appear on the show
>gf gets fucked by some great ape whilst the nasty guy makes hurtful comments towards her and her bf
sounds quite good actually

>>75360098
make smaller dinners you fat selfish tawt

>>75360110
hmm
depends on the area
>>75360117
he's a NEET but he doesn't receive any welfare

>>75360130
I need the energy for gym and work

its too expensive to buy lunch

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>>75360117
He's a got degree in physics from Berkeley ... Go gauchos

>>75360126
for comic relief maybe but people are meant to be wanking to it

>>75360135
then how does he feed his fat belly and upload 16 videos a day to youtube?

>actor/musician does lots of wild/flailing leg and body movements for comic effect
>as they get older they slowly stop doing them because of the damage it's done to their body

hmm yes

the thing is, now that dispensaries are popping up that are typically supplied by local grow ops or lone wolf dealers that have prescriptions (typically from lenient doctors)
i don't think it's even a license any more, it's just a prescription but i could be wrong
the thing is, there's no sense in cops spending any time on it. having dispensaries reduces crime a tonne by itself. petty black market dealers have shittier products and higher prices than dispensaries, the customers feel safer, and the money isn't funding real crime at higher levels

making 10%pa on my investments atm
literally earning above minimum wage and i don't do a single thing
britain is such a fair country desu, but if the poor people want to vote for the conservatives then i'll just keep that money

>>75360126
how could anyone want to watch such a thing

>>75360159
before he had his first mental breakdown and decided to become extra actor, he used to work in IT for ~20 years and probably has a fair amount of savings from that

if i had a gf i'd consider letting her cuck me

not with a nigger though

>>75360153

STEM runts btfo

*moves to Chile and starts selling stockings*

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>>75360117
he lives off a trust fund that his brother manages

>>75360148
stop going gym

>>75360135
what area is good?
fallowfields is probably saturated with arrogants, dunno where else to go

>>75360181
would like to cuck my gf with another girl

>>75360181
>not with a nigger though
the fact that you have said this indicates that it would have to be with a nigger

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>>75360167
apologies, my writing is fucked but you get the idea
also i used "the thing is" twice

>>75360199
nah because i have a big penis so it stands to reason that niggers are the only ethnic group likely to be bigger than me

30 minutes into t2: decent film

so i went down to the marina to see, uh, a bunch of broats, even though i have five of boats of my own

>>75360193
various outlying towns within the m60 are pretty decent
new moston, failsworth, clayton, droylsden are alright and fairly cheap
though there's also towns like sale, altrincham, hale and timperley which are a bit more expensive and further from the city centre but are quite nice

>>75360240
if a story starts with 'so' i'm deffo not reading it

hate this weird north american way of speaking

>>75360240
alri vigo

>>75360225
thats kinda the whole point sweetie x

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anyone else worried about ending up like tim?

he was perfectly fine and normal for his entire life and then one day just had a mental breakdown and look at him now

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This is great banter.
It really is.

Tim is a fucking batshit overweight loser who needs to seek help

take a look... in a book... reading rainbow

lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to

>>75360277
redpill me on this channel

why is it fucking everywhere

>>75360253
but i had to get ready to go on a broat, and the best way to get your body ready to go on a broat is to eat a lot of seafood

>>75360259
guess what, we're lucky, there's a great seafood restaurant right here in the marina, it's called del gringo's

>>75360181
why would you consider that?

>>75360280
good question
don't know but it's comfy

>>75360274
tim btfo

got a tab of lsd wahheeyyyyyy

i really hate slavs

they're worse than niggers

>>75360294
should be a step up from the phen and dxm

>>75360302
didn't do phen

any cuck man in?

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>>75360294
nice

microdosing psilocybin was the best decision of my life

>>75360312
you wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for days

>>75360300
This

One of the reasons I hate "white nationalist" cucks from /pol/ and the alt right saying "import based poles", Slavs arent and never will be white

>>75360326
what are you talking about

If i had good trap potential id prolly into it

Dont nor any inclination to dabble so just speculation

>>75360343
>>75360343
>>75360343

>>75360330
>ireland
i'm calling pot and kettle on this post

>>75360332
the canadian poster who kept bringing up phenibut