/CUM/ - the gf edition
now THIS is fucking embarrassing
>>75358534
>germany
Good thread
/fr/
>>75359514
You were then I guess and I thought we had a thing going before ;_;
>>75359456
Salut mon mec
tfw no gf
bucks county is a redditor newfag that thinks he has leverage over me because in 18 years old
sad!
>>75359538
i dislike germans and mulattos and like arguing for fun in /cum/ sometimes to liven up the threads
i hope you see that my hatred of chicanos was ironic considering the obvious
>thread is finally on time
good, good
>>75359558
dumb mulatto
I remember when I was 18
>>75359483
>>75359443
it's a solid thriller moober and it holds up today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTFf7MxiWgI
>>75359569
Yeah we're all good now I just think you went TOO FAR saying I was worse than el HatiANO because he is almost worse than the German
>>75359538
coucou chouchou
A savory succulent treat?
>>75359586
dumb chicano
>>75359586
>was worse than el HatiANO because he is almost worse than the German
Now you're just putting words in my mouth
>>75359594
pineapples are vegetables?
i got a cold 2 weeks ago and it went away a week ago
however i still have a bit of a cough
today the cough picked up a lot more
i've had a metallic taste in my mouth for the past week but no blood
what is it?
>>75359604
I'm pretty sure you said something like that. I dunno I'm not always sober in these threads
>>75359593
Comment ca va?
>>75359594
pineapples are sweet not savory you dumb cunt
What type of bike do you ride?
>>75359624
Canadians should be banned
What does /cum think about relationships with a big age difference. I am currently in one and the age difference is 25 years.
I have a sugar mama.
>>75359622
unbelievably good post
I unironically disregard the opinions of anyone who's over three years younger than me
>>75359621
I don't recall mentioning el HatiANO
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoFAiwZacw
choon
>>75359644
i don't think positively of them
>>75359639
haven't ridden in ages
Me on the left
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2__EkjzuY
>tfw live in a 95% white state
>>75359644
Macron, m-maybe date me on the side?
>>75359639
80s road bike
>>75359648
I just checked back and I guess you didn't. I wasn't sober last night though
>>75359666
Very nice. I love classic sports bikes like that.
>>75359644
normally I'd be all for it but I'm sick of being around people who aren't relatively close to my age atm
>>75359663
ALL THE GIRLS MY AGE ARE YOUNGER THAN ME OR OLDER THEN ME OR THE GIRLS MY AGE DISAPPEARED. I CANT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIND OUT WHAT HAPPEN TA ALL DA WHITE WOMEN.
>>75359683
stephen kang looks very unique
you should google his image sometime
>ALL THE GIRLS MY AGE ARE YOUNGER THAN ME OR OLDER THEN ME
Pupupupup
>>75359674
absolute state of obesity
Currently listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scdyR1L9uwM
im an oldfag
>>75359688
maybe, yeah, but probably only one at a time. I'm not the cheating type.
/cum/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
>>75359654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpKiIKIGny0
>>75359725
7 years of my life wasted in this hole
>im a oldfag
I knew my girlfriend since we were kids and me and my friend used to throw mud at her
Fun times
>>75359735
HELL YEAH.
>>75359742
sums up the uk
>>im a oldfag
>>75359749
>2010
hello newfag
it's about that time again to bully the Pennsylvanian
>>75359765
gross
>>75359699
I like generational diversity in my relationships.
>>75359773
he is quite a bully himself
>>75359735
is that all sunburn? what the fuck
this paired with the cannabis
>gross
>>75359773
f-f-f-f-f-f-f--f--f-fFINE
you can't humiliate me because i hate myself
wish i never came to 4chan, wish i never used the internet for anything other than academic research
>>75359765
fuck that pov, gross indeed.
whybonerwhy.jpg
>Why yes I post the same CHI post over and over
>>75359801
Not a fan of small breasts
>>75359780
at least her teeth won't be as yellow
>>75359800
>wish i never came to 4chan, wish i never used the internet for anything other than academic research
I'm glad I came on 4chan Many laughs many good advice, met people I'd like as in person friends.
>>Why yes I post the same CHI post over and over
>>75359803
Homosexuals out
>>75359824
>many good advice
do you realize how unhinged everyone here is?
please drink responsibly tonight anons
>>75359848
whats the difference between cerdo and chancho
>>75359848
Post latinas
>>75358435
Warcraft has some top qts desu
>>75359836
Not everyone, most have a decent head on their shoulders they just talk crazy or sociopathic.
>>75359870
Big fan of latinas
>>75359862
It's like pork vs pig
>>75359862
none, just the name.
as far as I know
so they mexican wasnt really a mexican after all
I FEEL IT IN ME
SO OVERWHELMING
OH THIS PRESSURE CENTER RISING
MY LIFE OVERTURNED
UNFAIR THE DESPAIR
ALL THESE SCARS KEEP RIPPING OPEN
PEEL ME FROM THE SKIN
TEAR ME FROM THE RIND
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW?
>>75359912
no my Spanish is just really bad and I've always thought that was the difference
Watching blazing saddles rn familia
>>75359946
Mel Brooks is pretty good
The piercing radiant moon
The storming of poor June
All the life running through her head
Approaching, guiding light
Our shallow years in fright
Dreams are made winding through my head
>new girl on Twitch
>says she's from Montana
>there are actual people living in Montana
Not like I'm a Twitchfag anyway.
>>75359982
Don't get the appeal of watching livestreams
this is the best Pizza Ive ever eaten
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
trouble with the trolley
>>75359999
Terrible get, fucking cancerous burgers
>Pizza
I like to eat raw pasta sometimes
>>75359999
beta males crave female contact even over a screen and with 1000s of other men
just set up a patreon for my /cum/ posts
https://www.patreon.com/virginiahenrico
pls donate
>>75360008
Reminder Kansas was pro Vietnam and Republican
>>75360019
Any get within this thread is terrible
>>75360019
that's not an american
>>75360028
Unironically this.
>>75360008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baExq6xNhQ8
>>75360029
gave $5
>>75359818
fuck off underage
watched some of the Mexico/Croatia game while I was waiting
Chincharito is NOT good
>fuck off underage
>>75360066
thank you, its hard to be an artist
>>75360054
>covers
>>75359801
>women
Nearly puked
>>75360105
https://track5.mixtape.moe/kmkqvi.mp4
The perfect gibermant
> aimed to overcome social divisions and create a homogeneous society
>convince all parts of a new society to subordinate their personal interests to the "common good" and to accept the priority of political interests in economic organisation.
>guarantee freedom for all religious denominations
>national labour service, state-provided health care, guaranteed pensions, and an agrarian settlement program
Rammstein
>I'm a metalhead
coldplay is my favorite metal artist
I have a strong feeling of affection towards a member of the group which some may call Chicanos
>I listen to Metal
>>75360147
Thanks!
>I listen to hip hop
>>75360125
>>75360142
>>75360152
He's not wrong
>>75360162
me on the right
>1469238323123.png
I don't really listen to metal anymore but did as a teenager.
metal is the white man's music
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
AMERIKA
AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
AMERIKA
AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR
>>75360180
word, can't bear anything with screamers in it these days
gotta be lyricless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kKqa7hiak
>metal is the white man's music
>>metal is the white man's music
new wave is the real White man's music
metal is the autistic, edgy little brother of rock (normie chad)
I can't take the bant
I liked Sabaton as a teenager
>>75360205
I never liked the screaming emo metal anyway.
just turned on the garbage disposal and it created a geyser in the sink next to it
>>75360217
this
burrrrzum is my favorite metal band
>metal is the autistic, edgy little brother of rock
>>>metal is the white man's music
I like olive garden and consider it to be authentic italian food
>>75360227
thanks for attaching that image, i would have never know you meant this post to be humorous otherwise
>>75360252
you're welcome
Dragonforce is the only thing I can stand listening to these days.
I remember the dummy teenagers of my youth referring to them as Studioforce and these days no one cares because everyone listens to synth.
just turned on the garbage disposal and my metalhead roommate told me to turn it up to 11
>Americans call a garburator a "garbage disposal machine"
listen to metal
AIMING FOR HEAVEN THOUGH SERVING IN HELL
VICTORY'S OURS, THEIR FORCES WILL FALL
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
THROUGH THE NAZI LIES
PRIMO VICTORIA
ON THE SIXTH OF JUNE
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE
NINETEEN FORTY FOUR
D-DAY UPON US
>tfw no aryan gf
>tfw my children will not be aryan because of apparent genes
>tfw i'll be the only blue eyed blonde in a family of brown hair brown eyes
>tfw my children won't look like me
>garburator
>listen to metal
>>75360272
My children will be Castizos with a cute mommy
ive seen like 2 garburators in my life
what kind of housing stock is mostly to have it? 50s builds?
AND CARRY ONNNNNNNNNN
don't expect a chicano to understand
Apple bottom jeans
Jeans
Boots with the fur
The fur
The whole club's looking at her
She hit the floor
She hit the floor
Shorty got low low low low low low low
>don't expect a chicano to understand
Is a Korn-Skrillex collab considered metal?
the human ear cant hear above 25 BPM
RIP Wayne Static
My hero
>>75360333
what about, like, a clock that ticks at 60 bpm
shit, I meant BPS
>korn-skrillex
Wasted the entire day recovering from a hangover
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Tellin' me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Realistically, how long before Canada ditches the monarchy?
Hopefully not in my lifetime.
>>75360382
go away
why do people hate general threads?
>>75360355
that's pretty cool. I guess beyond 25 bps it sounds like one continuous stream? a gun that fires 24 RPS we could tell the difference, but not 26?
>>75360365
'get up' is a pretty inspiring song when you are exhausted but have to finish your exercise
>>75360399
they've made /int/ boring
>>75360394
will start a letter bomb campaign if they try it
fucking globalists
Contributions by Marx
>Communism
>National Socialism
>Neoliberalism
>BLM
She's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of child memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away from that special place
And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
the only good commie is a dead commie
>>75360394
depends on whether or not australia does or not to be honest, they're much more likely to and if they do it might make republicanism more popular in canada
hopefully not though
>the only good commie is a dead commie
alright i bought some rolling rock
gonna get some mad pussy tonight
>>75360452
t. commie
>>75360452
praise KeK! xD
Not a fan of communists.
>>75360424
just contacted the FBI
>t. commie
you know how some people don't react to dogs at all when they visit someone else's house?
literally the worst thing you can do, only makes them bark more if you don't familiarize yourself with them
remember that cum
>>75360424
saw some kind of anti-royalist advertisement on a TTC bus last week. grim.
long may she reign
need a gf Tbh
I hope the queen stubs her toe on a coffee table
>>75360452
>>75360474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE_QQ-GcJE
*plays Black Ops*
*activates the metal Easter egg*
>>75360485
i love dogs too much to ignore them
>>75360508
it's a nice song
looking for love
>>75358435
>tfw qt3.14 is annoying af
>>75360503
>>75360527
Cute girls doing annoying things is cute
>>75360486
>people are paying thousands of dollars just to erase canada's heritage
why do they hate canada, bud? makes me sad
i should become an english teacher
if anyone ever says kek to me in real life i will not hesitate to punch him in the head
As soon as Canada becomes a republic, the CIA will get the go-ahead to launch a coup and annex Canada. Firebombing campaigns against Royalist strongholds will also commence.
>>75360544
>implying this is new
>implying that CBC tv special thing wasn't propaganda to make anglos look great and totally ignored the deportation of acadians
yeah ok
>>75360557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17s12vFDJcq
close as i can get
Gonna resub to wow
>>75360530
worst part is that british guy
>>75360557
he'd probably rape you
>>75360544
probably pakis. here for the living standards but hate our guts. oddly enough I used to have an Indian coworker who followed the news about the royal family religiously
>Rucka Rucka Ali still makes videos
Can't believe I used to find this guy funny
>>75360572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17p0hRHQfaV
>>75360503
If that's what you call cringey and embarrassing, you obviously haven't seen the work(s) of any of the following alt-left cucks.
* Moldy Locks
* Trigglypuff
* AIDS Skrillex
* Hillary Clinton's entire presidential campaign
* ANY of Maxine Waters' interviews
* Leena Dunham
* Linda Sarsour
* The leader of BAMN (hasn't been fucked in Kek only knows how long)
* Literally any tumblr feminist on earth
* Michael Moore's latest shit filmworks
* Emma Watson's autistic feminism rant at the Oscars
* Meryl Street's autistic Trump rant
* John Podesta's "Heavy Breathing" video where he beats a child half to death.
* Mitt Romney embarrassing himself on national television by endorsing Hillary
* Marco Rubio embarrassing himself during the Republican Debates
* Jeb Bush cucking himself on national television with the worst debate performance ever
* Literally anything Cuckston Trudeau says.
* Post-Manchester, the fake news Independent says, "Let's just carry on as usual"
* The UK gov and UK police's piss poor response to radical islamists in Manchester
* Dindu apologists
>you're state
>how do you deal with thots?
>>75360570
who was talking about the CBC
>>75360642
what i mean to say is that the federal government itself is trying to erase history
>>75360636
not
a
single
micro
metre
width
pixle
>>75360622
Waste of dubs
>>75360639
That lady die?
>>75360663
back to /brit/ son
was reading a doujin and halfway through the guy became dominant and i lost my erection
>metre
Haha whitey btfo!
>the CBC is the federal government
>>75360676
You're the one that linked them here
>>75360636
it's all cringey shit.
I would disagree that all of those are "alt-left". I consider stuff like Hotep and Antifa to be alt-left, but stuff like Emma Watson and Hilary/Jeb/Romney/etc. stuff to just be mainstream. nothing really counter culture about it. both sides are awful and they just combine to make everyone miserable. i don't want to hear angry SJWs but I don't want to hear paul j watson either
>>75360675
nah, just sleepy
>inch
shit thread
not enough talking about girls
>>75360694
yes? trudeau even shows up in the intro to talk about unity
power out
on my phone
help
i'm not even gonna give it a response
wish QC was independent so i could filter them
>>75360709
evening Ryan. I bought a bottle of Kraken because of you. It tastes good
>>75360709
I could talk about my girlfriend if you want
>>75360709
this
>>75360687
its spelled metre in canada you dumbass fucking chicano
>>75360696
right
this is the remix to ignition
>its spelled metre in canada you dumbass fucking chicano
>>75360596
>oddly enough I used to have an Indian coworker
Many indians are faithful subjects of the queen. The integrated indians in the UK and Canada are wonderful immigrants, especially considering theyre mostly hindu and sikh
id take a conservative loyalist indian guy over a white SJW anyday
>its spelled metre in canada you dumbass fucking chicano
>>75360750
ya it's pretty nice.
>>75360753
oui :3
>oui
Stop using chicano as an insult please
i said man are you trying to tempt me
because i come from the land of plenty
imadgin being so cuckt you still use frensh spelling rules
>>75360801
>believe it or not, having made the political spectrum the most important thing in my life I would take a street shitter who agrees with me over a white guy who doesn't
that's not at all surprising
>colour
>>75360813
She's my friend's younger sister
We used to bully her when we were in elementary school
I'm a nice guy in real life. Most people get along with me.
>Stop using chicano as an insult please
>>75360835
You realise the white SJW would lobby the government to import more immigrants, right? whereas a conservative and integrated indian would help conserve the nature of canada as it exists today
>>75360840
i doubt anybody acts the way they do here irl
>>75360543
whew. hmm. maybe sometimes but right now, no. but i must perservere. How are you anon?
>>75360867
NORMIE >>>/OUT/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75360873
I'm fine. What's the qt3.14 doing that's annoying you?
the metal guitar solo is the pinnacle of music
>leinster
FOM
(fuck off mick)
>>75360867
this
>>75360876
shut up paddy
>finger deep in a booger mining operation
>someone sees me thru my window
is it alpha to continue sitting by the window
Im actually a cute girl outside of /cum/
>>75360867
nah i'm real
>>75360891
Starting to get /dixie/ vibes now
I don't actually argue with people for no reason in real life
>>75360908
I hope you don't actually act this way irl
who the fuck actually picks their nose? thats abhorrent
>>75360904
i am a baller/shot caller outside of /cum/
My name isn't really James Hyde. It's what you might call a stage name or something
I refuse to post in Dixie as long as Conway keeps ruining it
>>75360908
Gonna find the New Mexican poster and send him to bully you into acting normal
>>75360936
who
>>75360936
/dixie/ is cancer
>>75360933
i bet your pfp isn't even you either
your fb looked fake af
who the fuck fluctuates between communism and civic nationalism? thats abhorrent
>>75360946
Exactly
That's why I don't post there
>>75360922
very much the same i believe
>>75360947
I've never worked at Royal Bank. I never went to York University. I didn't even go to Agincourt Collegiate. My whole fake life is a lie.
>>75360957
Good thing that you recognize it. I like you even more now.
>>75360970
This must be why you're so lonely and will never have a gf
power still out desu
>>75360867
i used to act like i do here when i was a dumb teenager. now im only in my 20s but i have really toned it way down
>>75360952
radical cuckism
once posted a random address and rused people into thinking i doxxed myself
>>75360983
you just don't like me because you're a chicano
>be me
>somehow manage to make picking nose a habit
>somehow manage to get (ex)gf
>go somewhere with gf in the car
>she hasn't said a word the wholetime
>forget she's there
>start picking nose
>>wh-what r u doing anon-senpai
>oshit
and that's the day i stopped being a faggot. she probably tells her friends about it (probably says other stuff too, even though i never say anything bad about her :/ )
>>75361008
Why would that be the reason?
>>75360981
goddamn it james
>>75361007
have you met ryan
>>75361020
i'm really likable and funny
>>75361015
>stopped being a faggot
more liked started becoming a pussy. a real man would have wiped the boogers on her and continued to mine for even more boogers to wipe on her
what sissy state are you again? maine?
*makes up a story about my fictional gf to make you cringe*
>>75361039
>i'm really likable and funny
real men make their gfs clean up their boogers
who /dillpicklepotatochips/ here
>>75361050
not a fan of bullies
>dill pickle potato chips
>>75361071
>not a fan of bullies
>>75361067
sounds fucking disgusting
i hate pickles
can't believe I ever used facebook and had friends unsardonically
/cum/ has been less dead the last few days
>>75361067
ketchup is truly the #bestlay
trombone. hon hon!
wish I had a gf
>>75361067
/coolranch/ dortitos
Don't think that anyone who's met me hates me
>>75361096
wish I had a bf
>>75361096
this
>he doesn't use facebook to talk to jailbait
>>75361116
toronto
o
r
o
n
t
o
>>75361130
Nope.
I live in a literally who city.
>>75361067
this
>>75361128
I'm not attracted to teenagers.
>>75361128
JANNNNYYYYYYY
FFFBBBBIIIIIIIII
made a greenscreen for your memes
>>75361142
do you not watch teen porn?
i will get a gf
>>75361142
dishonest
>>75361158
i will get a bf
>>75361157
The "teenagers" in porn are usually in their 20s. Even the 18 year olds don't qualify as jailbait because they're 18.
I could dox a certain cumposter. Luckily for him I'm not a total cunt. his life hangs in the balance
>>75361172
who is it
>>75361172
which 1
>>75361172
it better not be me
i have a family you sick fuck
>>75361172
i got nothing to lose
>>75361172
Go ahead and dox me. I need the company.
>moot
RIP
My name is incredibly generic and you'd have a hard time doxxing me.
>>75361172
Is it me because I posted part of my face?
can't wait for the new thread
>>75361203
I'm happy his transition is going so well
>>75361203
literally who
>>75361228
>>75361229
Which one do I post in???
NEW NEW NEW
>>75361237
>>75361237
>>75361237
>>75361228>>75361244
FUCK ANIME
>>75360952
never advocated for communism in my god damned life, and ive always been a nationalist
>>75360131
sux bather
Hello i am a leaf now since I'm visiting. I'm testing my flag
>>75363145
Why is my flag the same??