/brit/

got me arse kit on

Upa RA

babestation

What is s2s or t&b?

spent hours working on a few detailed articles on /brit/ for knowyourmeme

some of you are not going to like this

>>75356726
oo ah

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>>75356743
>side to side
>top and bottom

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http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/25/first-aider-describes-comforting-youngest-victim-of-manchester-bombing-6661915/

Colloquial Prefixes
Posh twats: -er
regular people: -y
poorthener: -eh

Examples
Football - The ol' footer (posh twat) - the footy (regular person) - t' footeh (poorthern scum)

>>75356753
The Celtic bus is coming
and all the Huns are running
The petrol bombs are flying
And all the Huns are dying
Na na na na na naa naa

>>75356770
the only solution, it seems, it to bring in more muslim immigrants so people become more tolerant and stop oppressing him

>>75356670
the smell of female holes?

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Is this why we like may?

hate benders
hate willies
hate boybums
not homophobic just don't like em simple as
love fannies

the empire was an economic loss to ireland despite trade advantages

"""""thanks"""""" i guess

>>75356807
most fannies are odourless mate

does anyone on the fucking planet actually believe islam is a religion of peace?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0CPkPUGVAw

>>75356757
Not a fan of the s2s but will happily go along if that is what she initiates/prefers, more a fan of t&b, with me on the bottom

>>75356813
>aplication

>>75356757
side to side 69?

u wot?

gotta be top n bottom desu

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Ireland's top boxing prospect had a fight against a literal Tijuana taxi driver lmao

Argentina is white

>>75356693

haha what faggot playing alone and witha full kit haha

Honestly didn't care about Manchester and I'm not even baiting. Didn't happen anywhere near me or to anyone i care about

>>75356100
Lizzie is a qt

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495928292602.webm

>>75356845
>Ireland's top boxing prospect
but that's not conor mcgregor...

>>75356857
spic

>>75356782
where do regular people live then?

>>75356865
she pisses almost like a bloke wd

>>75356862
I remember being a selfish child too

>>75356807
Mate you are either a virgin, you're memeing or you need to stop fucking the dutty gyaldem

C'Mon now son speak up, which is it?

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>>75356824

>>75356845
bet the dumb paddy got heemed lmao

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proper sad what happened

>>75356887
Midlands

the geographical radical centre

post some funny webms lads

>>75356895
Bad shit happens all the time mate. I don't bother getting upset about shite that happens south of Hadrians wall, too far removed

>>75356833
leftists do

>>75356901
>whiteknighting stinky roasties

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>>75356932

>>75356883
umad?

>>75356908
it's white people's fault for oppressing muslims you stupid rorke

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haha yassss

is there anything penger than a night bus going 60mph through london

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Yum

>>75356972
FUCKING MACHINE

>>75356693
FULL KIT
U
L
L

K
I
T

when is mcgregor getting slaughtered by mayweather

>>75356972
Very nice image all round

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>>75356932

Why is Corbyn being slated for stating the obvious, that Iraq has caused blowback and increased our terror threat? Which is exactly what he said would happen at the time.

Blair should hang for leading us into this mess

to forgive the terrorists is up to God but to send them to Him is up to me

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>>75356983
Never

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me on the right

Comrade Corbynev wants to give the Falklands to the Argies
He's a traitor to this country, fuck him

>>75357037
Read this from right to left. -_-

should I invest in Insys Therapeutics?

Got bullied by the wogs growing up

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>>75357037
ah yes chris chan

>>75357053
Flaklands are thousands of miles from London. how can they possibly be British?

>>75357028
only because mcgregor keeps de facto backing out of the fight via his managers

he knows he would lose to mayweather

>>75356941
Ah, yes. Scottish "people". Surprised you weren't all playing bagpipes having a party in your skirts when the attack happened tbqh. Rest assured England would be devastated if Scotland were attacked, though. Like the unconditionally loving parent we are to you.

>>75357058
good lad

How does that one anon post sound webm links?

>>75356845
lmao the state of those pectorals, quintessentially irish

dubs and I have a wank

>>75357053
the Queen gave India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Israel, Yemen, Trinidad and Tobago, Nigeria, Ghana, Cameroon, South Africa, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Malta etc etc etc etc etc et away

is she a traitor?

>>75357086
>>>/wsg/boards

>too hot to sleep
>a;ready jacked it several times
>stuck on Morrowind
>finished all my books

I- I don't know what to do lads

>>75357058
nerd

>>75357090
rolling

>>75357090

dubs and you don't have a wank for a year

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>>75356932

>>75357086
fuck off reddit

>>75357037

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EiG1v7kG4

Watching trainspotting 2

The part where they went to the loyalist pub and stole the credit cards and most of them had the 1690 was hilarious, lots of them probably do have that pin

>>75357115
read morrowind pages on uesp

>>75357127
literally nothing wrong with this. it wasn't a shove, he put his hand on his arm and he turned away when he felt it.

>>75357073
t. Labour voting traitor

>>75357093
Which countries did she 'give' them to?

>>75357149
what is the significance of 1690?

>>75357149
don't think so. you can't request a pin

>>75357127
>gif
fuck off

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>>75357175

can I torrent t2 yet

>>75357178
French Revolution happened that year

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>>75357179
>you can't request a pin

>>75357178
dumb ass

>>75357175
She gave British Palestine territory to Israel
She gave British India between Pakistanis and Indians
She gave North Rhodesia to the Zambians
She gave British Gold Coast to Ghanaians
She gave British Bahamas to the Bahamaians.

>>75357149
they should have rung them first, then bombed the place.

>>75357234
well you can't. it's assigned randomly

>>75356865
need an alcoholic gf who doesn't wear knickers and pisses where ever she wants

why does karl pilkington pronounce monkey like "moon keh"

one of the best yank unis
students are laughing throughout the lecture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnIGh9g6fA

>>75357251
at what shitty bank?

>>75357207
yes

secret PIN is 1077 desu

>>75357141
grim

>>75357260
poortherner

>>75357259
shit taste

>>75357278
cheers

>>75357073
they're ours, we took 'em. Historically Spain and Frsnce have more claim to them than Argentina too.

>>75357251
>>75357273
i mean yes my new card came with a randomly assigned pin but i could change it to whatever i wanted long as it was 4 digits at any branch cashpoint

Kind of a peeping tom lads.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495930220592.webm

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>>75357241
So basically she let them rule their own countries

Let's give the Falklands to the Falklanders
Oh wait, Falklanders are British
Too bad Corbynev, you lose

singles and have a wank

give me the basic gestalt
the big enchilada as it were

>>75357270
>Stanford
>Good
Nah

>>75357347
dubs and you touch your prostate during

>>75357311
level 10 stealth

>>75357309
how the fuck do you change your pin at a cashpoint

>>75357311
why is my name associated with creeps. never understood

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>>75357198

>>75357053
if he was prime minister he wouldn't actually give them away

>>75357390
don't crosspost from /tv/

It's undignified

>>75357377
bank made me update to a 6 digit PIN the other week

the times they are-a changin'

>>75357340
>So basically she let them rule their own countries

British Palestine - own country of a bunch of jews from poland

???

The North-west of British India - the country of a bunch of muslim indians from central India

????

flat earth is real

>>75357270
not necessarily a good uni, a good professor though.

never seen the option for 'PIN services' at an ATM
must be a meme

exeter chiefs desu lads

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>>75357259

>>75357398
Suriname isn't in Africa? Shit...you learn something new everyday. Really makes me think.

>>75357401
Yes he would. Argies are always crying about it and he would instantly bend over to them

>>75357377
>>75357444
>british banks

>>75357434
Then why is it night in Australia when it's day here?

business idea: go to a /pol/ meetup, nick their cards and try 1488

Holy shit lads I'm drunk as fuck and my gf is too and I practically just proposed in tge back of s taxi
I'm gonna buy the ring on Monday while she's working and ask her dad

bit cringey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FLyA7OSjs

>India crying that they want independence
>split the country in half and call one half Pakistan just to troll them

Top British bantz

Excuse me but I have it on reasonable authority that I'm completely insane, what do you think that I should I do?

>>75357464
that's a fucking stupid idea. people are going to pick dates that are more memorable.

you request it on their app and they send you it


cant imagine the headaches caused at barclays because people got their card used

>>75357497
actually I'd marry a latina too

>>75357454
no he wouldn't
it would be extremely undemocratic to just outright give the islands to argentina
and in addition parliament wouldn't allow it
and at the same time the population of the falklands wouldn't want it

>>75357472
the sun just makes a big circle every 24 hours and its rays (and thus sunlight) are unable to reach the distant corners of the world

Here we are...

amazing how /pol/ rorkes get triggered just as easily as sjws

>>75357495
deano you legend haha

>>75357311

staged

>>75357519
pakistan had an independence movement you mong

the two cancucks must have jumped in from the int front page to respond to my pin post. the pricks. it's not even safer

>>75357514
wow faith in humanity restored xxxox so sad xxx

It's funny how /pol/ gets so triggered by the horseshoe theory despite how perfectly it describes them

the so-called "lads"

>>75357541
Mate don't because I am a bit of a deano I didn't go uni but I gave my own house bit its not a barett home and my cars not on finance

>>75357540
rorkesheeds are one and the same

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remember that time christopher lee converted to islam?

>hordes of youtube "vloggers" who get 40 views each

bit grim

>>75357514
what does this song have to do with mourning or grief

>>75357614
Nothing, but it is an iconic Manchester anthem

>>75357569
of course it's not safer but it's a lot easier

>>75357614
gonna get teenage kicks played at my funeral desu
possibly the only good thing to come out of northern ireland except my family

Fucking love you lot

>>75357514
ah yes, britpop

the verve would never allow their work to be used as a moronic empty platitude, right up an oasisrunt's alley evidently

donkey kong isn't a donkey. mental

>>75357532
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/11833264/Jeremy-Corbyns-Falklands-plan-tantamount-to-surrender-to-Argentina-warns-wounded-veteran-Simon-Weston.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/24/jeremy-corbyn-power-sharing-deal-falkland-islands-argentina

>Argentina’s outgoing ambassador to London, Alicia Castro, said the Labour leader “shares our concerns” and “he is one of ours”.

Nah, fuck him

>>75357582
wahey get in deano

>>75357636
>>75357643
thanks for replying

>>75357605
they all seem to be like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfQobvNQqg

the idea of trying to be an important personality people give a shit about for your opinions seems a bit strange

>>75357672
if I was a brit this alone would prevent me from voting with labour desu

would be the same as ceding christmas island to indonesia

mad that we were gonna give the falklands back before they invaded

Texas Red Dirt musical festival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6YK49f2-0E

>>75357672
who fucking cares about the falkland islands?

>>75357555
Is that how you and your parents got here

>>75357614

let's not dwell on it. muslims are good people. keep calm and carry on.

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watching chris-chans first song videos and realising he's actually better at singing than tim

ahh yes, just spent £230 whilst drunk shopping

can't wait for it all to turn up when i'm at work monday

The idea that somewhere across the country there ate lads joint by /brot/ and even overseas, yeah you can have that one yabks, who ate joint by Brit is pretty fucking amazind desu

>>75357753
>i'm at work monday

It's a bank holiday anon

>>75357728
t. Labour voting traitor cuck

>>75357672
it wouldn't happen though you dumb cunt
why do you care about some shitty islands anyway?

>>75357703
>not giving an island full of malay speakers to a malay cunt

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>muslims are good people

>>75357733
nah lad i'm white i just know some basic british history

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commie corbyn shan't be winning

>>75357761
Waheyyyyyy

>>75357761
oh yeah, haha

you saved me a trip to work, thanks mate

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>>75357751
Is he a sex god though? Rated the most desirable schizophrenic in Britain? Thought not

where do the banks go on holiday?

How do I get to marry a British royalty like Eugene or Beatrice?

>>75357768
don't fucking think so lad

anyway we keep all the refugees there, just wouldn't be cricket

>>75357811
Pitcairn Island

>>75357767
>why do you care about Britain and British interests?
Typical Labour/Corbyn supporter

>>75357811
Offshore accounts m8, it's like going to visit a favourite niece

BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY

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>>75357816
Beatrice has been single for nearly a year. Eugenie has been with poor commoner Jack for nearly 6 years so you will struggle there

>>75357773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U49nOBFv508

rorkes comprehensively annihilated

>>75357839
>>why do you care about Britain and British interests?
How does holding falkland islands affect your life in anyway?

>>75357811

Grenada

>>75357811
to collect their bonuses

>>75357782
>pakistan
>british history
deport yourself sheed

>>75357839
answer the question you twat

Lads you lot are legends
Fucjing captcha

>>75357865
>argie sympathisers

ban this sick filth

https://youtu.be/eVvI1EwlGP0
pengest munch is getting fat now, can see a very JUST meltdown approaching

>>75357865
>just bend over for Argentina and let them take your land
Fucking STATE of Labour supporters

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>>75357900

>>75357884
it was part of the empire matey. sorry u so ignant

I think that we can all agree, that terrorism will only end, when the last Muslim takes their last breathe, while the last Mosque is burned to the ground with the last copies of the Koran.

#nukemecca

>>75357472
small, localized sun rotating horizontally across the plane you idiot

>>75357904
>>75357909
nah i'm not advocating giving it away - the islanders have their right to self-determination.

but why is it a national interest?

>>75357889
I did you cuck

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>>75357911

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Really makes me think

>>75357863
What do those royals do all day? I need to be like commoner Jack and Kate Middleton and that guy that Pippa married and that half nigress that Harry is marrying

>>75357934
no you didn't

>>75357911
Git a lot of time for Kate Middleton me she's fit but her kids ain't done nothing yet

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>>75357811
They go to Jekyll Island haha

>Jekyll Island was the location of a meeting in November 1910 in which draft legislation was written to create the U.S. Federal Reserve.

>Paul Warburg (a naturalized German representing Kuhn, Loeb & Co.), Frank A. Vanderlip (president of the National City Bank of New York), Henry P. Davison (senior partner of J. P. Morgan Company), Charles D. Norton (president of the Morgan-dominated First National Bank of New York), and Benjamin Strong (representing J. P. Morgan), together representing about one fourth the world's wealth at the time, left Hoboken, New Jersey on a train in complete secrecy, dropping their last names in favor of first names, or code names, so no one would discover who they all were.

>The excuse for such powerful representatives and wealth was to go on a duck hunting trip on Jekyll Island.

really makes me think

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>>75357936
>National Socialism (which many of them support) requires socialism

/pol/ shan't like this at all, oh no, not one bit

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>>75357964
Nonce

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>>75357932
They already voted to be British, the Argies keep trying to take it and Corbyn would let them have it

You may be too young to know this, but there was actually a war over it

hate this pervasive black "culture" ruining britain for the last ~5 years
hate it

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>>75357937
Jack is wealthy, they met whilst skiing in Switzerland

Kate was groomed for a decade to be appealing to Wills. Her parents basically pimped her out to him.

Pippa is a peasant with a big bum.

Harry's gf is a wild card. I think they met through Rihanna of all people - she's Barbadon and Barbados is still ruled by Britain

>>75357990
mad white boi loooool

listening to ccr

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doing a hmmm

Would stay up with you lot drunk posting all nifht but bet u gotta go food shopping I paint a fence ir something in the morn III Ng
Word of advice lads never buy a fuvking house with a girl

>>75357936
If you don't vote Tory, then get in the lorry

>>75358002
thought she was toboggan

>>75356865
W-why does she have a stronger stream than I do? Do all girls have such powerful pee streams?

>>75357936
wew
deeply concerning

>>75357936
The 'sharia may/internet surveillance' shilling has been really obvious for months

>>75358024
oh god not a spokesman!

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>>75358035
whatever

>>75358062
GINGED

>>75358002
>>75357937
UK's royalties are an utter embarrassment. I say this as a monarchist. They hang out with celebrities, party, and show up to charities now and then. Their money is running out, and the next generation, after the Queen passes away, will probably abandon the monarchy all together.

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>mistress t is 4'11
so that's why the penises look so big in her videos
she's a midget

>>75358062
me on the right or left whichever you think is funny

flat earthers are hilarious

>>75358062
>already losing his hairline
grim. royal genetics are shit

>>75358002
God damn it, I'm not a wealthy guy who skis

I want to be rich and royal too

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>>75357990

>>75358038
Depends how much they have been drinking
I've seen some very impressive streams come out of drunk fannies

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>UK's royalties are an utter embarrassment. I say this as a monarchist. They hang out with celebrities, party, and show up to charities now and then. Their money is running out, and the next generation, after the Queen passes away, will probably abandon the monarchy all together.

>>75357936
>>75357969
>>75358045
>>75358052
FAKE NEWS, just checked myself
t. independent corbyn shill
>>75358032
>freedom hating yank
cuck

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>I say this as a monarchist

>>75358078
Would heem that runtess into the stratosphere if she even attempted to ruin one of my orgasms

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>>75358099

tony blair is the only labour leader to win an election for 40 years

Asked some girl out on tinder but she just ignored and kept talking. Awkward, but she's still interested I suppose?

How do I know when the next cue to ask her out is?

Lads is 2250 enough for an engagement ribg

Goodnight lads

>>75358074
Royalty have always mingled with celebrities and gone to charity events, dumb yank

>>75358142
let it go

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>>75358074
reminder that HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE PRINCESS BEATRICE got drunk at a dinner party, tried to knight James Blunt and accidentally stabbed Ed Sheeran in the face

>>75358148
3 months' wages lad, whatever that might be

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The children of Manchester are pulling pieces of other humans' flesh out of their hair and people are worried about 'Islamophobia'

>>75358153
Night.

>>75358166
NEED a princess beatrice dominatrix gf

>>75358159
>no question mark
what did harold mean by this

>>75358158
Yeah, which is why 99% of them suck. Norman kings were the best desu. Always carried their trusty blades, ready to defend the Faith

No, but really...The only reason the Queens been hanging around so long, is because she knows shes probably the last in a long line

would never spend 3 months wages on a woman

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Just came here to say that I think I have porn induced erectile dysfunction haha

>>75358177
keep calm and carry on, islam is good, islam is great, the brown hordes constitute a net gain to our societies, doesn't matter that they're all murderous subhuman monkeys waiting for the next chance to blow themselves up in a stadium full of white children

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BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY

>>75358038
girls mostly wee backwards
so to see a forwards stream is extra impressive

>>75356730
good lad

>>75358166
I'd still marry her for lifelong Royal neet money

Hell, even the prince of Luxembourg married a black woman

>>75358212
In your case, it's hereditary

>>75358208
Then don't get married for fuck's sake or you'll be spending the rest of your life on a woman plus interest

>>75358170
Fuck off is she getting a£5196 ring

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>tfw a qt drops off your pizza

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>>75358182

>>75358236
not planning to

Bout to watch I, Daniel Blake, what am I in for?

>>75358212
Simply stop wanking for a single week you stupid virgin

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>Then don't get married for fuck's sake or you'll be spending the rest of your life on a woman plus interest

>>75358248
Those hips were bred for carrying princes

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>>75358235

B-but my dad had sex to have me haha

>>75358248
thicc

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>>75358238
Then you're being a bad goy desu

>>75358148
>>75358238
fuck off gazillionaire twat

>>75358298
1/3 people are the product of infidelity

>>75358177
>>75358215
biting social commentary
will the political tradition of britain EVER recover from these 2 posts?

>>75358256

I've been on no wank/porn for the past 8 weeks m8

>would have to spend £5688 on an engagement ring

Good thing I'm chronically single

>>75358308
£26000 I'd not a gaxillion isir

>>75358328
Bollocks

what do you think the royal family think about average people.

people earning 1600 squid after a tax a month. peoples whose dreams and aspirations are buying a 3 bedroom newbuild 6 miles from the centre of the city they inhabit. people for whom the focal point of their life is a gaudy wedding, where they still probably skimped out on some preferred options for a cheaper alternative. people who work all year for 2 weeks in spain

>>75358328

Fuck off yank

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>quit job
>propose to gf in between for free since i have no salary
>start new job

currently doing nopoo
haven't shat for like 6 days now, running at 100% efficiency

>>75358365
they think they're scum obviously

>>75358255
I liked it.

bit weird cinematography. feels like you're watching an A-level film's studies students work

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>his family doesn't own the rights to lucrative gold mines and rare mineral rights in a third world country

>>75358341
good thing your money is worthless now or that would be expensive

The 'za has been delivered lads

who won the rugby? oh yes it was the south BEST who won the rugby

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>tfw you get into bed and its really hot but then you turn the aircooler on and drift to sleep comfortably

>>75358406
>worthless

You should have seen /biz/ this morning

The whole board was spazzing out because their monopoly money was crashing in "value"

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>>75358365

>this is the best future you can hope for

Gonna die alone can't make it as a normie

>>75358410
will have the rest of last night's calzone for dinner myself x

>>75358426
What is this?

>>75358426
Arsenal won

>>75358365
I don't they think about commoners at all. Only the queen even visited the Manchester victims. What did any other royalty do? Nothing

If Earth stood still, it would have mid-day, mid-night, sun-up and sun-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-days, 4 mid-nights, 4 sun-ups and 4 sun-downs.

The sixteen(16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.
Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.

>>75358445
the rugby

>>75358459
don't care about povball desu lad

>>75358471
in english doc

>>75358365
If I was royalty, I'd be doing some Mike Row Dirty Jobs type of shit everyday. The people would love me.

I wouldn't be prancing around with droopy-eyed Ed Sheerhan on a Saturday night springer.

I'd be building castles and museums, writing books on many philosophical subjects.

>>75358437
Its preetry good except I make a bur more than that and I'm going Japan this. Year. Not spain

NEW THREAD NOW!!

"Zero existence" is an extension of Ray's opposites/antipodes assertions. He asserts that the opposites he cites, male/female, opposite hemispheres, and so on, subsequently cancel each other out; leading to a zero existence. This zero existence prevents a "queer singularity" that the "educated stupid" believe in.

>>75358500
no

>>75358426

Exeter are shit

>>75358478
Which rugby? The AP or the Pro12?

amazing how many times the winner of something is actually shit

Top tier
>Football
>Darts
>Boxing
>Ice hockey

Ok tier
>Mma
>Limited overs cricket

Literally who cares tier
>Motor """""sports"""""
>Rugby
>Test crickshit

>>75358513
aviva

>>75358478
Rude

>>75358490
our royal family don't have intelligence genes.

>>75358522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg

Tell me about the wreckers of Cornwall

just called the asian gf a nigger

people who use forums are such twats

>>75358528
the state of you

>>75358490
So basically you'd be proving to ed sheeran and that they you'd be poor as fuck

Irony killed Western art and culture.

>>75358564
>>75358564
>>75358564

>>75358590
>>75358590
>>75358590

>>75358433
I saw it myself when I checked blockfolio

>>75358437
same
i'm a bit fucked too

>too autismal for the cohabiting with a woamn and producing spawn meme
>too depressed for the bachelor lifestyle of hedonistic self-indulgence
>want to live the life of the intellectual hermit
>work exhausts me and i become easily distracted in what little free-time i have left
>also regret having wasted a lot of ample time thus far

the only way out of this rut i can think of is to have a prodigious son who i raise in a spartan manner to become a physical and intellectual hero amongst men.

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>>75358528
GOOD lad

>>75358529
Didn't see it but I heard it was a great game.

What do you make of Steenson?