/brit/

ani-may not

uuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhh

>letting autismo yank make the new
Sad!

>>75347709
When did philosophers get so attractive?

anime

Things /brit/ needs LESS of:
>Blog-type chitchat
>Southerners
>Smug “ironic” posts
>Rorkes

Things /brit/ needs MORE of:
>Deano memes
>Hungarian posters
>Paki slags
>Republicans

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cross section lads

eating some dark chocolate

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susan

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1933:

January 30 - Adolf Hitler is appointed Chancellor of Germany.

February 9 – The Oxford Union student debating society in England passes a resolution stating, "That this House will in no circumstances fight for its King and country."

March 4 - Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR) is sworn in as the 32nd President of the United States

April 26 - The Gestapo secret police are established in Nazi Germany by Hermann Göring.

May 26 – The Nazi Party in Germany introduces a law to legalize eugenic sterilization.

July 14 – In Nazi Germany, the Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring is enacted, allowing compulsory sterilization of citizens suffering from a list of alleged genetic disorders.

July 15 - Signing of the Four-Power Pact by Britain, France, Germany and Italy.

August 12 – Winston Churchill makes his first public speech

>>75347681
>>75347686
>>75347712
fascinating
learn something new every day

>>75347797
Can I have some?

>>75347787
>>Blog-type chitchat
>>Southerners
>>Smug “ironic” posts
>>Rorkes
literally all me
>>Deano memes
>>Hungarian posters
>>Paki slags
>>Republicans
literally none me

>>75347797
Looks tasty lol

>>75347799
better be 85%+

percocet molly percocet

>>75347773
When men stopped oppressing womens intellect as much

name jeff

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Discuss

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MAMIMAY

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Neighbours playing very loud negro music.

Can't focus on my anime.

between the ages of 15 and 23 i went on holiday with my parents and spent nearly all the time looking for places away from them to do a wank

things got worse when i didn't have to share a hotel room with my brother. i would be naked the whole time

>>75347806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgKGixi8bp8

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https://www.instagram.com/heatherboydcomics/
brilliant menes

>>75347773
simone weil was peng

>>75347797
>no beetroot
a shit burger
>>75347833
didnt have any lindt stuff left, stuck with cadbury 86%

Tory leadership election today lads
It's being held right next to and at the same time as Canada's largest anime convention

>>75347849
two boys kissing each other is more pornographic than a straight kiss or older people kissing. should be banned in the media

>>75347876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTFChckMTX0

Positively OBSESSED with girls' bumholes

love anime, hate the tories not racist just dont like em simple as

I seriously don't think these Islamic terrorists are true representations of Islam. All these bombings are just a fad because people have nothing better to do and feel they need a purpose. It's like the transgender meme. Sprung up out of nowhere, people are just doing it because, then it will die down eventually and get replaced with a new meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9Kaa1sycs

Reminder that playing this song is a hate crime

>>75347908
what are these dogs? they don't look nice

Positively OBSESSED with synthwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h49tv2tQD7I

>>75347912
good lad

always boggles the mind when i see some fat pasty lad with a 7+/10 gf

>>75347883
>comics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDI1-jpQQSs

>>75347946
oh just piss off

>>75347951
Good lad

>>75347849
nothing wrong with giving your mates a cheeky one

>>75347978
another proof that looking nice isnt everything and that if incels cant get gfs its not because they dont look good its because they're mental runts

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>>75347908

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>>75347709
irritating voice
really want my willy in her though

>>75347912
same

>>75347849
Young Brits have always been poofters tho. Fathers would pay small fortunes to send their sons to boarding schools just so they could experience the joys of teenaged gay sex.

seize the means of karaoke

>>75347773
>lauren southern
>philosopher
creasing

cooked too much rice lads

>>75347978
Girls will go for people they find funny and amusing , disregarding looks and other personality

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>>75347912

really want to lick one

if you make less than £45k then there's no point living in london

>>75347912
whats the difference between girls bumholes and lads bumholes

>>75347850
REALLY want to forcibly impregnate Megumin tbqhwyl

>>75348154
Indeed, also finger it as well. Though I'm indifferent towards sticking my willy in there oddly enough.

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Lads, I think Germans are learning to banter.

https://youtu.be/dPtqfAMyGq8

>when a yank tries to give backchat in /brit/

>>75348219
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Female_and_male_anus.jpg

>>75348245
We're interbreeding with Brits, Canadians and Aussies to create the perfect shitposting Lebensborn.

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the gf

>>75348245
no they aren't hans

>>75348142

they will find you funny and amusing if you're good looking, but an ugly guy saying the exact same thing would be a creep

>>75348277
I don't know what I expected.

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coorked too much lice rads

>>75348277
ngl lads some girl have bum hair too

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>>75348245
>/pol/

>>75347835
The original song is shit, that remix is decent though

>>75348219
they differ in shape

look at first pic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

>>75348245

willy did a twitch at the end

need a 'vie to watch

Imagine the brown log she must push out of that arsehole every day. The sweat dripping from her brow as she heaves, damning it to Hell as it tears her sphincter. The smell alone would no doubt leave most people reeling in abject horror and the only thing she's done to clean it away is wipe repeatedly with a few thin bits of dry paper. Yum.

>>75348142
Christ you are fucking mentally ill

>>75348376
fengkuei boys

>>75348367
the only difference is length of perineum

that little bit of skin isn't on all girls and some girls have big fat sphincters like guys

>>75348376

Read a book instead of burying your pineal under hollywood cultural poison

can i post?

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Is he ok

>>75348185
On $55k/yr

Ah yes. Saturday night /brit/. Quality stuff.

>>75348283
>canadians
>banter

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is the UK a 1st world country?

>>75348449
He's never been ok

>>75348376
stranger by the lake

>>75348414
looks like a nonce film

I missed out on young teenage gay sex

>>75348464
I never said anything about banter. I said shitposting.

I'm spending my Saturday night in my pyjamas with a lovely lady, a bottle of Shiraz and a tub of Haagen Daz. The lady in question is the lovely Miss Jane Austen, and I'm staying in reading Mansfield Park. Haha!

>>75348454

piss off then

>>75348433
whats the point? i dont have a high IQ

>>75348474
nah theyre 17-18

>>75348490
fuck off you disgusting jerry wanker

>>75348376
spiceworld

>>75348488
bit gay

>>75348399
Reminder that this is every girl you've ever known or will know

Windows open, not helping one bit. Twenty eight degrees still. Please advise.

>>75348443
NO!

>>75348376
Saw "The Last Emperor" a few days ago
It's pretty good 2bh

>>75348399
unless she's fat girls don't generally do big poos since they're smaller and dont need to eat as much as men

>>75348610
bertolucci is peng

>>75348449
This is the video he finally broke. Worth a watch

>>75348592
Open windows on opposite sides of the space to create a through-draft. If one window is under direct sunlight, close it and open another to stop hot air blowing through.

Put an electic fan facing out at one window to cycle sweaty air out, another at the other side pointing in to bring in fresh air faster

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>>75348630
girls do massive poos lad

>>75348610
stop recommending chink films . literally don't care about them

>>75348610
Had food poisoning the last time I saw this. Felt like I had to finish it, but also felt like it would never end.

>>75348666
and you know because?

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would really appreciate a glasses gf

>>75347709
Washed up Lauren eh?

>>75348674
It's in English you dumb cunt

>>75348666
only in exceptional circumstances (sickness)

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some strong shit

>>75348686
i don't

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enjoy being unnecessarily mean and rude to people on 4chan lads

>>75348609
Oh haha sorry about that! I'll try again later

>>75348666

muslim women take poos that last 9 months

>>75348706
don't care for chink people. not racist, just can't empathise with them. simple as

>>75348730
*jizzs on your back*

>>75348758
lmoa

>>75348758
*sends 10 officers and an attack helicopter to your house*

should be illegal to have a dog barking all the time

>>75348730
me too
can't understand why redditors don't get this
literally whats the point in their etiquette . it's exhausting enough irl

programming my arduino :))))))))) genuinely having lots of fun just making it blink in patterns. i get to skip the section in the book about C since i already know it ;) and people say girls can't code

got my arse out but my willy covered

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHHQzZ8Oo8

HE'S BACK BABY

>>75348449
hes talking with a rasheeda about marriage. not interesting AT ALL

>>75348812
should it be legal to have a dog Dagenham all the time? haha

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IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

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WE won the FA Cup lads

>>75348831
fedora bait

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ahh yes

>>75348851
uuuhhhhhh... is this a euphemism?

>>75348870
FOY

channel 565

GO THERE

>>75348877

>>75348812 #

Should it be legal to have a dog UPMINSTER all the time? haha

>>75348886
are you gonna take your mother up the arse?

never again shall my veins seethe with skag

>>75348945
>>75348812
>>75348877
I will strangle you all slowly in your sleep

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ah yes cryptocurrency

>>75348886
only bottom right is cute

>>75348962
Already did ;)

>>75348986
SELL SELL SELL

>>75348986
howling remembering the runt who said it would magically keep going up

>>75348986
SCREAMING at the smug australian dickhead who was showing off his cryptodogshit

>>75348986
I know, I know I've let you down...

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>>75348886
come back when you've won one of these kid

>>75348851
anyone got the koding with karlie image where she's just hammering on the keyboard in the command prompt?

>>75348986
HOLLERING at this for some reason

>>75349065
Even Villa are a bigger club than Arsenal lol

>>75349069
yes, i have it

>>75348986
laughing because i don't understand this

>The chief imam of the mosque where Manchester bomber Salman Abedi worshipped fought with militants in Libya, it was reported last night
ah yes

hate soccer
love rugby league
simple as

just injected krokodil up my bum haha

>>75349065
UP THE FOREST

>>75348986
can someone explain why this always happens?

>>75348986
literally don't understand a single word but it's still funny

feeling a bit ill

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>>75349065
come back when you go back in time and win it first kid

>>75349121
so he fought against ISIS? not seeing a problem here Rorke, just a good british lad doing his bit

>>75348986
Didn't open the picture but I'm screeching

downloading red orchestra 2 presently

>>75349126
love you a bit

Mum's getting drunk with her mates. She asked me why I'm not going out and why I don't have any mates. Called me a weirdo. She asked if I wanted to come clubbing with all of them. She's going to come home with another man tonight.

>>75349142
That's Bayern Munich you silly yank

>>75349121
wow so im gonna have to say this again and again :
he fought for peace ok ? islam is a religion of peace

>>75349181
me on the right

want to trim my pubes but dont have any scissors in my room. trying to figure out if i can swiss army it

>>75348986
didn't even glance at this post but I'm wholeheartedly howling

>>75349121
the same militants the west funded

never trimmed the ol pubes, me

>>75349186
bums against the wall lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M&feature=youtu.be

>>75349195
Naw lad I'm saying UTF cuz they won it twice

Under a certain Nigel Clough

>>75348986
bent over backwards at this combination of pixels

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>>75349190

>>75349190
tell her she's a degenerate

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>You think living in North Korea is hard, try being a fuckin' bear

>>75349190
How old is she?

back from the hairdressers lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU

>>75349190
grim

Did being in the EU give the government a good excuse to bring in white Christians over anyone else? Now they won't have a politically correct justification for not allowing certain nationalities in. And don't say that they shouldn't let anyone in, because either party knows that they'd be shooting themselves in the foot if they shrink the workforce.

>>75349265
>NIGEL clough
don't reply to me or discuss football EVER again

tories are going to lose ground this election because a lot of what people were voting for in the last one was that they do the referendum. now it's done there's less need for them

>>75349310

36

>>75349190
You should've gone faggot, probably could have shagged one of her MILF friends

>>75348986
*glances at this post in my peripheral vision*
*starts laughing uncontrollably*
*a shy glimpse of confusion shows on my laughing face*

>>75349121
go on rorke, show us the mail article headline you just read

>>75349245
virgin

>>75349311
FONT

>>75349190
How old are you lad?

>>75349340
northerners everybody

>>75349352
why do you have so much sympathy for suicide bombers

*gets schwifty*

>>75349368
by hairdressers i meant my living room

the gf cuts it for me (:

>>75349346

They all think I'm weird and I'm not really into any of them.

>>75349385
26

>>75349364
uh-oh, you caught me!
*virgin-wanks into a sock while listening to ITAOTS*

>>75349340
mam was older than that when she had me and my sister

>>75349417
>26
>lives with his mum
>and his mum's a slag
grim

>>75349316
classic max

>>75349190

Drink a pint of bleach desu lad

>>75349413
Older women are invariably the thirstiest hoes around and have way lower standards as well

>>75349385

She had me as a teenager and I ruined her life.

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Having a missing session for Bionicles

Miss 'em, lads

>>75349417
She had you when she was 10?

>>75349463
the """working""" class

watching some old archive videos and they've got a 1989 government PSA about case managers with russell crowe in it
bit surprised

>>75349413
Yeah, probably better to just stay in your room and not even try I guess

>>75349417
>>75349190
>Mum had you when she was 10

Yeah nah stop fucking lying, you're obviously an underrage cunt

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>75349499
she loves you anon when was the last time you told her you loved her too?

>>75349523
FONT

>>75349329
Kek

Keep reading FONT as 'Fuck Off Nationalist Twat' for some reason

>>75349533
mind if the gf is a hairy manlet?

>>75349533
buy one

>>75349517
post it then

>>75349501
Bionicles were what the poor kids got for Christmas because their parents couldn't afford the good Transformer toys

>>75349564
FOGT

the french rorke is a hairy manlet

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yeeeeeeeees good goy work until you drop dead at the age of 68 yeeees dont worry we will replace you with a nice young rasheed all hail the magic economy beast

>>75349417

This isn't me

>>75349533
Same, need one for the summer otherwise a 'cide looks likely

wonder how long i can get away with sporting the ol jugend for

reckon it might look a bit weird when i hit late thirties
but reckon it'd look cool again when i hit fifty

>>75349591
We prefer FOJT if you don't mind

>>75349533

*raises paw*

>>75349574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcTFOYuiUcc
hes credited as "Injured employee"

>>75349603
this is me

>>75349623
nah lad you're FOKT

VERY bored lads

It's a me
cuckio

>>75349666
This is also acceptable

>>75349601
>wagecucking until fucking 70
i want OFF noseberg's wild ride

>>75349675
Post willy or sing us a sea shanty

>>75349661
Stop impersonating me

>>75349675
Tell your gf to come over, that always works for me

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>75349629
nice

>>75349601
i wonder who could be behind this?

>>75349705
shut up you crying faggot

HAVING A BLOND MOMENT LADS HAHAHA WHAT AM I LIKE

>>75349599
so are all frogs

>>75349740
Nigger

does anyone remember the cuckold mario meme?

>>75349311
what hairdresser is open until 9pm

Thinking about the time my mate asked to borrow 2 condoms

Still convinced it was a set up to see if I had condoms

>>75349794
All night Ramadan special

>>75349744
That's extremely offensive, hair colour is a non-voluntary physical characteristic and your post is therefore hate speech as defined by the Equality Act 2010

DELET AT ONC

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Lena

by the time they were my age, my parents already had me, and my brother was on the way

i've never had a gf and still live at home

>>75349794
see >>75349408

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>>75349835

>>75349835
good lad

>>75349601
Retirement age here was risen to 67 a few months ago haha

Got a job in a bank with a few of my pals lads

whats the next step ingetting a so called gf

>>75349835
My parents bought their first house at my age. I still live at home with them

>>75349835
Think about this all the time.
I'm 26. My dad had me when he was 23. By the time he was 26 he was buying a 4 bed detached house in the home counties for £120k

lads that still live at home are a bit sad

>>75349802
kek

>>75349895
FOB

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Kev?

Dad's been married to mum for 25 years and he's still an autistic sperg around her side of the family

I never stood a chance

>>75349878
I work in retail banking. It's hell. I miss working in Morrisons where I used to work.

living at home would be hell on earth
get along ok with the 'rents but once you've tasted freedom you can't go back to living with dad & mum life

>>75349915
kek mine is too
5 days off

>>75349965
THIS

Kevin?

>mate offered me some free md last night to come out with the lads
>declined and just shitposted on here instead
utter state of me

need a mate who would just hang out with me, smoke weed and play vidya sometimes. please apply below.

>>75349946
working in a supermarket seems comfy apart from seeing people you know

>>75349915
niggers are so cringeworthy

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>>75349988
alri

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>>75349988
Hi

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>>75349915
>tfw born in the middle of November, about nine months after Valentine's Day

>>75349749
Macron wouldn't be president if that were the case.

Boyle?

Bane?

>>75350040
Boyle, Susan Boyle

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>>75349915
>tfw born on the 21st of august, almost exactly 9 months after christmas

i was new years eve sex

born 9 months after nothing in particular me

>>75350031
I didn't mean all frogs are rorkes
I meant all frogs are hairy manlets

I was gay sex

>>75350101
same
quite interesting that

>>75350082
You are now imagining your mum in her special Christmas lingerie telling your da to unwrap his "present"

>tfw born in May
>parents were on holiday in Portugal the August prior

>>75350139
yeah wish you hadnt said that mate

alri lads

>>75350139
dad died before i was born so stuff like this doesnt work so well

>>75350082
Your birthday is VERY close to mine, just so you know, this was my post >>75350003. Given that we already share a very close birthday, I think you're a good candidate. What do you reckon?

>born March 31
>was NYE sex
how am I just realising this now?

>>75350107
Only in the south.

Dire chat, really dire.

two pakis asked me for a fag earlier, the fucking cheek of it in the week of the manny attack
wasn't even smoking at the time either although I did have fags on me but told em to fuck off regardless

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>>75350113

>>75350245
This isn't a chat it's a thread

>>75347732
>>75347732
>>75347732
>>75347732
>>75347732

Love emojis
Hate pepe

>tfw planned baby
>tfw other two brothers were not planned
>tfw my parents were literally having sex for the soul purpose of procreation for my conception

feels good.

>>75350264
liked this post

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>Mother became pregnant on February 25th 1990
>Gave birth to me on September 30th 1993

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was born after me ma and da had sex after me da's da's funeral