>You wake up in Medellin

>>75346566
looks dirty

*buys lots of cocaine*

>>75346566
I'd rather wake up on the coast of Cartagena if you catch my drift

Colombians pronounce Medellín as "Me'ellín'

>>75346566
Do they use "vos" in Medellín?

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>>75346566
>>You wake up

>get shot

>>75346790
yes, along with "usted"

Start working so I can send money to my family

Also fuck parceritas

>>75346566
I ask for help to get to the nearest Mexican consulate or a ride to Bogota to get out of this hellhole.

>>75347771
A venezuelan family started selling arepas next to my house, really good shit

Is this a good city for Muricunts?

>>75347979
Eat one pavellon

>>75348047
a lot, there is one place called parque lleras and it's basically a gringo colony

>>75346566
looks far better than any city in russia

How are Brits treated in Colombia?

>>75346566
I would kill myself If I could not take a bus back to the coffee region.

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>sell 10 tons of cocaine

>>75349850
like regular gringos

>>75349925
so you're staying?

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>>75346566
Well, close enough.

>>75350014
reminder that Escobar lost $2.1 billion each year due to rats eating money in storage

>>75346566
wake up in congolombian
kill myself

>>75350383
too much cash that he could't wash, what a waste when you think about it

>congolombian asks me , where are you from?
>Spain
>get shot

>>75350096
The coffee region is neither paisa not Antioquia. NOT ANYMORE!

It's not as shit either!

>>75351875
nor

>>75350763
>too much cash that he could't wash
if he was so smart but how come he didn't just buy enough washing machines?

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>>75351875
Don't be ashamed of your roots my paisa brother, you're as great as us, we look at cafeteros as equals

>>75350573
Then, ima gotta make you sleep, kidnap you and make sure you wake up there so you'll honor your words.

Hell, wish you just killed yourself since you're disgusting.