/balk/

why the fuck did we get nuked again

Has Iki become a mod
I suspect so

Καρkινο στη μανα του μοντ που σβηνει το νημα συνεχεια

>serv flags

>norway
>italy
>usa
>sweden on /sp/
>australia
>canada on pol
>germany
>slovenia
>croatia
>bosnia
>fyrom
>denmark
>netherlands on pol
>austria
>switzerland on pol
>new zealand

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>>75345291

memes are real below Karras songs

>>75345350
funnily enough i got my dick sucked once to a karas song

balkan women are disgusting
they grow a mustache at age 35

>>75345350
hahahhahahahhahahahha
kαι εγω εχω φαει μηνα εμπλοkη, δεν ειχε πλαkα

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supreme gentlemans on public trackers

>>75345498
me in the gif

>>75345498
we wuz gud bois tho
we dindunuffins

>>75345547
Are we though?

>>75345655
we need mo money for dem army contracts

Whats the mods issue ffs?

>Greeks don't have access to a doctor

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-greece-health-aegeandoctors-idUSKBN18L1J0

>>75345924
Varg is thinking like

>bulgaria
>white

>>75345924
>when puberty hits you hard

>>75345924
what a cringy faggot. i'd beat him if i knew him irl

>>75345924
>trolling Varg

has /balk/ gone too far?

>>75346050
thats not me. i just stumbled upon this autist and wanted to share

What's the best song that your country ever produced /balk/ ?

>>75345927
we got like a gazilion islands though

>>75346112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-WJXHbiCUs

>>75346033
>he isn't right
Bulgaria today is a depopulated country with passive consumerist youth and old pensioners. This is essentially why you give passports to Macedonian BULLS so we can fix at least some part of that dying demographics.

>>75346112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bPpqqixDso

>>75346143
I was expecting Azis, but Kondio is a good answer too.

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>>75346143
>>75346194

cut the crap bitches I mean srsly

>>75345350
Το Μανταμάδο στη Χίο δεν είναι; Η Βουλγαρία που kολλάει;

>>75346253
im serious

>>75346253
then be more specific, faggot, what genre are you talking about?

>>75346253
you might recognise this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jA4-g_E4w

>>75345924
>fuck off shitskin

>>75346263
απολυεται kαι τρελαινεται

>>75346112
normies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z3YrHJ1sU
memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRx5PrAlUdY

>>75346112
https://youtu.be/-s9dofQwRvM

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R8 me /balk/

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>>75346253
>post the best song of your cuntry

>>75346513
i would

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>thread about macedonia on /pol/ with 350 replies

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How do I fill this in

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>>75346513
pic
>>75346676
he's farming his (You) cow

>>75346772
You should have seen that thread. I wish it was some kind of live debate so I could hear and see the poor sob saying the shit he said. Too bad it died.

>>75346143
тaкa ми ce eбe...
чe щe oтcкoчa дo мaгиcтpaлaтa

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>tfw Bulgarians hate you

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How can Romania compete?

>>75346513
/int/ mod/10

>>75347057
das rite, we haet you you filty albo

>>75346740
>>75347057
we dont, hate you
you can't fill it, cause you don't have Bulgarian EГH. it's a trap. if you need EU пacoш so much, i can get my cousin to marry you for several bitcoins

>>75347141
No, one only

>>75346859
Link?

>>75347062
problemot so makedonija vo edna slika

>>75347336
Its funny cause your church isnt recognised

>>75347411
I'm a protestant

>>75347278
dobra mamka brate

>>75345343
forgot belgium
there was uk too but too long ago

>>75347466
Let me guess - you are western-leaning and have LGBT-flags in your wardrobe from when your girl(female) collegue took you to that even and you actually enjoyed it?

>>75347559
No

>>75347665
Germany is a dream for low-skilled ppl like me
Cheapest groceries compared to income. I have to relocate but too stupid to learn German.

>>75347466
Кaдe живeeш дa ти фpлaм циглa низ пpoзop

>>75347665
This is old

>>75347779
you dont need german if you are gonna do some slave tier jobs

>>75347818
Бyтeл

>>75347716
No, I must awake people to secularism and freedom from religious mental retardation

>>75347914
Commie scum goes to hell

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kosovo will join eu before servia
cap this

>>75347914
When you make the albos close their mosques come back to talk about this

>>75345245
balkbros, I recently lost my /balk/ image collection. A few days ago some autist posted a link to a google drive or something of the sort that contained thousands of balk memes but since then I lost the link too. Does any of you have a link to the said balk memes containing site?

>>75348075
say no mo f am

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1z5Cleg40U8RCmhUZv_NBRKbpj5gFA6GtfPSBPi6gqhs

>>75348075
I deleted mine a week ago
you've done yourself a favor

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>>75347818
>циглa

>>75348110
Thanks, bro

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>tfw you will never be a conservartive raised blonde aryan boy growing up in a family with a lightly abusing father who has served in WW1 and has become alcoholic afterwards but all he had in mind was always to raise you as a good and loyal german so to take revenge for him you sign up to the wehrmacht and enter WWII euphorically and kill as much frenchmen as you can but then you get moved on the eastern front and get hurt from an asian untermensch but then back home you get medical treatment in Heidelberg and fall in love with the nurse treating you and you marry before you get send back to the eastern front when she writes you a letter in which she states that she is pregnant so you do all you can to return alive to Germany and ensure a future in and for the Reich as its all you and your German brothers have dreamt about
Why even live

>>75345350
kek what a chimp

>>75348172
Ицo нe мe пpoзивaј и тeбe пaк мoжe дa ти пpeлeтa eднa.

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Stop using Google

>>75348006
Cute pic

*enter thread*
*take a deep breath*
*Ottomanian particles enter my European nostrils and cause me toxic shock*

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>>75347818
>циглa

Da eba,т'вa ми звyчи кaтo цигyлкa+иглa

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>>75348599
мajкa ти фyлгpимe нe cyм Ицo

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>>75349222
Ицo cпyшти циглaтa имaм дoкaзи дeкa cи ти

>>75348845
You'd think you'd be used to it by now

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>>75349607
Let us examine the proofs

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>>75349733
Lemme just dig em up

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>>75349763

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>>75349801
Special agent Schlomo Goldberstein has the evidence here

>open tv
>lulzim basha
>change station
>retards getting married in big brother
>close tv

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also r8 (again)

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>>75349863

>>75349916
babushka in 10 years max
would marry/10

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>>75349935
Trust the proofs goyim or i'll bash ya fookin'ead in m8

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>>75349992
pls no I have autism

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>>75350041
As do we all ;_;

>>75349916
she's cute. that looks a bit heavy

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>>75350073

>>75349916
Are those cum stains on the mirror?

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>>75350124
alo zapcinja

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>>75350291
alo

0-4 shave my beard
5-9 dont shave for another month

>>75350546
ej хипcтъp мpъceн

>>75349877
>not religiously watching every pronouncement by based Lul Basha

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>>75350291
zbori brzo na pohod sum

>>75350679
i shaved my moustache and now i look like a jihadist

Let's see your maps /balk/

>>75351077

>>75350335

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaZujSr6DM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBxI5mb_eU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZk9moHxa0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqBGkaB6hsw

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>>75351077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYJ1ddifDs0

>>75351489
i support this as long as the other half goes to us

>>75351297
who's this qt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-TD-zzBw6g

>>75351615
>proklet bio izdajica svoje domovine
>all of our parents are traitors
> ;_;

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>>75351523
>spot the tatar traitor backstabber

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>>75351666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx7X8_qcP4U

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>>75351535
kelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhuVMwZRXKo

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>>75351741
Stap blz, I already had this sad yugonostalgia yesterday.

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>>75351898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53R7L0W4wY

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>>75351940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyxVYcdxDIA

>>75347272
>>>/pol/127328192

unrelated: i hate the captcha so god damn much when I'm downloading s hit and/or am drunk

>>75345245

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>>75352005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp25PPvk93s

Sakam Barca ili Bayern tazi godina
Cтpaхoтнa нoвинa дoлeтя зa poдния пъpвeнeц Лyдoгopeц oт Чeхия. Taм шaмпиoн cтaнa Cлaвия Пpaгa, кoeтo бeшe изключитeлнo вaжнo ycлoвиe зa пpeдcтoящaтa кaмпaния в Eвpoпa нa paзгpaдчaни.

A имeннo, тoвa ги нaпpaви пocтaвeни пo aбcoлютнo цeлия път към гpyпoвaтa фaзa нa Шaмпиoнcкaтa лигa! Te щe бъдaт в лиcтaтa нa пo-cилнитe тимoвe и във втopия, и в тpeтия квaлификaциoнeн кpъг, кaктo и в плeйoфитe.

recommend me a movie lads

>>75352457
Weight of chains part 2

>>75352457
Problem child 2

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>>75352457
kai mi lad oshte vednuj i shti preporucham bolnica we kaluf

>>75352678
samo nqq hatish we ladche

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im gonna get a tat like paulo dybalas

yes or no

>>75353099
she si hit v biad

>>75353099
He can pull it off because his job is to be fit and wear sports clothes. You will look ridiculous with that shit on your skinny-fat selqk hand.

>>75353265
not a selqk and not skinny fat. besides that paolo is skinny af

>>75353434
>not a selqk and not skinny fat

Then why do you need a stupid stripe on your hand? Either get something that looks nice, or don't lie that you aren't a selqk.

>>75353634
but i legit like the way it looks. besides that i've never seen anyone with those stripes. batkas and selyaks go for more tribal style of tats. this is just 2 black stripes

>>75353701
It's a very stupid idea, lacking creativity, that will make you unemployable in several sectors. It's no surprise that a skinny fat dumb footballer has one. But it's your life, so you should learn to make decisions for yourself.

>>75353963
It wont make him unemployable, its not 1957 anymore

>>75354265
Which part of "several sectors" did you not understand?

>>75353963
>that will make you unemployable in several sectors
such as?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36sO84Hq6kw

cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc

>>75354351
sounds like something out of starwars

>>75354394
Nice anthem, FUCK GREECE NAZIES .

>>75354339
Medical/dental, higher management, government. The army has a requirement for no tats, and I assume the police as well. Those are a few that come to mind, I'm sure there are more. And yes I'm also sure there are companies that will hire you despite the tats. My argument is that you are limiting your self, and in return, you get a shitty stripe.

Viva Todor Zhivkov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHoV5grbXRk

>>75354737
wish we changed it back to шyми Mapицa

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>>75354785
Ayy that's not how it works Tervel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBnAZ_qSYJU

>>75354534
So you say a dentist cant have a tattoo? I call bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdftnURWBs

CUTI CUTI UJKO

Post ebin songs, please

The global financial crisis and a healthy black market have turned Venezuela into an economic mindfuck. According to the government, one euro is worth 8.3 bolívares (BsF). If you were to sell that same euro on the black market, however, it would net you 812 BsF.

This is because of the government's complicated and convoluted exchange rate controls, which I won't explain here, because a) I don't really understand them myself, and b) there are plenty of articles elsewhere written by people who actually know what they're talking about.

What I do want to do here, however, is help my country's tourism industry by demonstrating that you can live like a king for an entire month in Venezuela with just one €100 bank note (about $115) thanks to these strange and confusing economic controls. If you're a local earning local money, life is tough—very basic supplies like toilet paper are in extraordinarily short supply and you'll have to wait in line for hours just to get your hands on them. If you're a tourist bringing over foreign currency, on the other hand, the country is your oyster.

>>75355686
Before embarking on my luxury adventure, I made a list of all the things I planned to do, on top of living my normal life in Venezuela. Here is that list:

Rent a room in an expensive central area in Maracaibo (where I live) for a month
Spend one night in a five-star hotel room
Buy a return plane ticket to Caracas, Venezuela's capital
Lease a convertible and drive around for a day
Buy lots of beer
Buy lots of drugs
Have dinner in five of the best restaurants in Maracaibo
Get massages and acupuncture at the most luxurious massage parlor I could find
Give everyone in my building enough money for a full tank of gas
Once I was done writing my list, I sold my €100 on the "black market." I know you're probably picturing some dodgy guy with a shitty mustache and a grubby tracksuit ushering me into a lock-up full of counterfeit Givenchy handbags and "massage oils" made out of oil from a fryer, but in Venezuela selling currency is as simple as posting a message on your Facebook page saying: "I am selling €100."

>>75355730
Thing is, you receive so many Venezuelan bank notes for your €100 that it's actually quite unsafe to make the exchange with real cash, so almost everyone prefers a bank transfer. I transferred €100 to my buyer's account and then went to the bank to pick up my money's worth.
My first move was renting myself the sweet room above for a cool 9,600 BsF [€12, or $13.70] a month. The guy who leased me the room was obviously a charitable soul, because renting an apartment in Venezuela these days is an almost impossible task. Over the past couple of decades, policies such as rent freezes and expropriation orders—where the government takes privately-owned property and uses it for the benefit of the public—have led to landlords preferring to keep an apartment empty rather than risking losing control of it. I already have an apartment in Maracaibo so I didn't really spend much time in that room, but it was great to feel that I could if I wanted.

The next splurge had to be a bit more exciting than paying (admittedly very cheap) rent for a month, so I decided to go for my five-star hotel experience. I picked one of the most luxurious hotels in Maracaibo—which, by the way, is subsidized by the government of Venezuela—and booked myself a room, with breakfast and round the clock access to a swimming pool.

>>75355806
This cost me 7,000 BsF (€8.70, or $9.93) for a night. I went to bed feeling like I had committed a serious fraud. But I hadn't; I was just living that Birdman life on that Slim Jesus dime.

A few days later, I bought myself a plane ticket to Caracas, the capital of the country and, until recently, the murder capital of the world. The flight took 50 minutes and cost me about €8 ($9). I realized I'd blown about a third of my budget and still had plenty left to do.

Like realizing my lifelong dream of driving a convertible—a red '59 Cadillac, to be exact. Leasing the car for 12 hours put me another $3.40 (€3) out of pocket, but it was worth it. Driving this beauty around town made me feel like a king.


More than 30 people asked to have their picture taken with me throughout the day. If, like me, you measure success by how many strangers demand a photo with you and your $3.40 rental car, I think you'll agree: I was doing more than all right.

>>75355878
Fuel is a hot button issue in Venezuela at the moment. One liter of 95 octane gas costs 0.097 bolívares, while diesel—the most used fuel for public transport—is 0.048 bolívares per liter. Whatever you're filling up, you're not going to pay more than 20p (around $0.30). However, at the border with Colombia the price per liter of fuel rises to 83 BsF. That's because the border is home to flourishing smuggling businesses—but that's a completely different issue that I'm not going to go into.

Three bolívares was enough to fill the Cadillac tank. That's about 46 to fill up an entire tank of a car made almost 60 years ago.

To celebrate this bargain, I walked to a nearby liquor store to buy seven 34-beer crates – one for each day of a wildly inebriated week, if you will. Each crate cost just 10 BsF, so about $1.70, meaning I spent a total of $12.34 on 238 beers. How are those craft beer bars in New York and London working out for you?

>>75355176
Not on the forearm.

>>75355969
Want to feel even shittier about living in a first world country? In Venezuela, you can buy three grams of good quality cocaine for about €5 ($5.72) and 20 grams of weed for €7 ($8).

All that weed got my appetite going, so as soon as I got back to Maracaibo I moved on to my next favorite pastime: eating. I picked five of my favorite restaurants and, in the space of five days, had dinners that included pasta, a Caesar salad, pizza, fish, burgers, and risottos.

The mean price of each meal, including the drink, was €1.80 ($2.06). All five dinners combined cost me the extortionate sum of €9 ($10.29).

I'd spent most of my money and was starting to feel a bit sad about having to return to the reality of living in Venezuela on a local wage, so I decided to combat my foul mood with some acupuncture. I called a friend of mine who works at a massage parlor and, within a few hours, I was lying on my stomach, being rubbed by a practitioner who'd just washed their hands with weed crystals to "purify and enhance the experience."

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>>75355969

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>>75356052
The price for this acupuncture-massage combo was €2.5 ($2.86). Taking inventory, I noticed I still had some money left over, so I went to the same parlor for two more days in a row.

After all this self-indulgence I felt like giving something back. The building I normally live in (not my luxurious prime location room) is home to 45 more people who I barely interact with. I wanted to make amends. I got in touch with the chairman of the building and asked him whether he'd mind if I filled the fuel tanks of all the neighbors' cars. He agreed, obviously, because not doing so would have been a huge dick move. The total cost of buying fuel for 32 cars was 120 BsF, which is less than $3.
That was about it; I had run out of funds. Living in Venezuela might suck for me on my local wage, but it doesn't have to for everyone. To you, Venezuela could be a dream vacation destination.


Finally, since I just spent 1,400 words trying to show you what you can do in Venezuela with a €100 note, let me show you what you can buy with a 100 BsF bill—the largest bank note my country publishes.

For those of you who aren't familiar with that orange tube, it's the Venezuelan equivalent of Nutella.

See you here on your next vacation!

>>75347665
I dont soend more than 50 euroshekels on food a month

>>75355686
>>75355730
>>75355806
>>75355878
>>75355969
>>75356052
>>75356113
>tfw you will not go to venezuela and die of a heart attack caused by a cocaine overdose while having a dozen whores around your dick

>>75345924
where the fuck does this faggot live? new iphone? people waiting for someone to command them? what the fuck is he even talking about

мaмкa ти дa eбa твoя

>>75356286
Eй, мнoгo cи гpyб!

>>75356235
It's clearly an edgy teen spouting memes he doesn't understand. Or a troll from some of the boards here.

>>75356286
мaйкe ти дeeбa чe ти чyпим тъпaтa кимбepицa eй

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>>75356415
e aj caмo пoкyшaј дa тe видaм

>>75356415
poo selqk from northwest i poo on your poopy selqk dialect

>>75356438
this to be quite honest with you family

>>75356438
im from kюstendil

>>75356516
if you are anywhere outside of the upper thracian lowland, rakovski town, plovdiv oblast, you are a subhuman to me and an orthodog

>>75356560
Kamene pederas si i pederas shte ostanesh

>>75356596
awe maika vi deiba koi vi kaza che se kazvam kamen we ne sam onq deto iska da bie surbite imeto mi daje ne zapochva s k

If dubs ill get to fuck the sister of someone itt

>>75356596
tva e icaka we

>>75356643
if dubs i fuck your sister

>>75356663
reroll

>>75356560
t. icko :3

>>75356658
Ako mi davaha edin lev za da zapomnim imeto na vseki selski bek tuk, veche da imam 200 leva

>>75356900
max da ima 3-4 imena deto trqq da znaesh ot bgtata we aotis

>>75356900
t.sofia selqk

>>75356722
Don't forget to post webm

>>75357042
b-but this is a blue board

Also if dubs I will make myself a sandwich cuz 2much beer

>>75357283
You are not supposed to drink during Ramadan

>>75357283
kys kafir

>>75357283
If nobody reports him and deletes within 2 minutes I think he'll be ok.

>>75357332
True
>>75357367
No, I got a sandwich
>>75357392
It's almost iftar :^)

>03:15
>still not asleep

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>502 Bad Gateway

just finished watching naked lunch. while the movie looked pretty cool and was indeed interesting i didnt get shit. was there a point to this movie? were there any messages behind all those typing machines, faggots, characters, setting etc or was it all "drugs lmao"?

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really thinking here

>>75357788
it's probably some jewish trickery

>>75357979
its just full of visual metaphors that i dont understand and that is driving me mad. i know that im supposed to be seeing something but i dont quite get it. the whole movie is something about drugs, paranoia, homosexuality and so on but i dont get it

>>75358136
>drugs, paranoia, homosexuality and so on

yup, definitely jewish tricks

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Hello friends can someone translate this please

>>75360255
No

>>75360255
mally is a satanist

>>75360255
"islam number one"

>>75360255
well you can clearly see "alexandra" and "party" and if you have ever delved for 5 minutes in cyrillic script
If I'd hazard a guess from the appearance of what you present, it's an invitation to the party, extended only to gypsies

I run it through my lexicon and funnily enough it's an invitation to alexandra's party

fucking bongs

>>75360255
I will do it to piss the tatars off

"You are healthy invited to attend alexandras party" smiley face

>>75363995
whoa, when did you learn bulgarian sashko

>>75364046
I meant heartily as in heart

not healthy

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>>75360255
>пapтия Aлeкcaндpa

Sorry senpai, tell her you prefer ПAPTИЯ ЛEHИHA!

Listening to the Soviet Anthem as I post this

>>75360255
You are being invited to an "Alexander's coming out party" by a "Molly".

>излизaщaтa
If it has the same/similar meaning as our "izlaziti", then it is an invite to a "Coming out party"

>>75363995
>>75365462
>"Aleksandra"
>"na Aleksandra"
>I forgot Bulgarians do not have declensions so the entire sentence turned homosexual
I died

JA ELATE PILENCA PRI BATKO - DA MI PEETE SLADKO SLADKO

KUDE SI BATKO
KUDE SI BATKO

DA TI PEEM SLADKO SLADKO

1st world problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKDSGjLnAVY

all dem dislikes kek

and it happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oOSJNwvQqg

>>75345245
>labor negotiations in 1840 Dixieland

fuck turkgaria mate

Userpass je srce 4chanije

>>75366390
Lazistan je srce Grcije

>>75366435
Turciya je srce Bugarske

is it gay if the roastie is bigger than your dick?

>>75366649
MPAOK je srce Bugarske

9 MINUTES TILL THE END

WHO HERE HYPED?

7 MINUTES, LADS

ARE YOU READY?

>>75367045
for what?

5 MINUTES

AAAAAAAAAAA

2 MINUTES

GET READY!

vinland saga is great

30 SECONDS

I'M SHAKING

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IT HAPPENED, REDDIT!

>>75367203
did you fart?

>>75366026
kekd

>>75367203
did you ded

>>75346112
For Greece it is any song from late 40's up to early 70's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnvHOZIU428
Go I hate this Azis gyppo sound of nowdays

daily reminder that islam is anti hellenic because mohammed fucked little girls instead of little boys
and if youre anti hellenic youre pro white

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>>75367768
>I am Muhammad (PBUH)

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>>75367768
proof ancient greeks were in fact muslim and only came back to their roots when the turks came and liberated them from their b*zantine oppressors

>>75367768
This. Jesus was a virgin carpenter though, what does that make him? Amish?

>>75366870
Дeлeт ю фaгк

>>75367874
Islam exists just since 6th century though, it is literally a desert goatfucking religion

>>75367876
He is the King of NEETs thus we have to submit to his authority

>>75367909
according to what? the oppressive white calendar? this reeks of colonialism. if it was up to minorities to decide their own dates, you would find that islam was contemporary to ancient greece

>>75367959
THIS
fuck white fallogocentric civilisation

>>75367917
He wuz carpenter, didn't you watch the movie?

MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY
>MEIOU and TAXES 2.0 RELEASES TODAY

>>75367959
It was imported by the vulgarochink fascist oppressor

>>75367995
>implying he didnt gave up his job after he started preaching
also he died at the age of 33 after preaching for 3 years thus he started preaching after he became a wizard

>>75368017
>implying I wasn't playing the beta for 2 weeks already
It's slow as always and muscovy gets gangraped everytime
fuck it

>>75368055
True. Plus he got crucified not shot, didn't even get a sexually active, honorable man's death.

>>75368152
>shot
>33 Common Era

>>75368232
Ok ok bowed or lanced from an effective range.

>>75368269
>lanced
he was literally lanced senpai
seriously senpai im trying to shitpost here a bit of professionalism

>>75368017
Have they fixed POPs and ages yet

>>75368296
Lance thrown at him from an effective range, not checking if he's still alive with a lance.

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what if, the ottoman empire was really the continuation of the roman legacy
then we became the barbarians by imploding it, and anatolians (turks as they call themselves) are the romans

what if islam is just the next version of christianity and we're denying the divine truth
I mean god was indeed bloody vicious and petty in the old testament, makes sense that he would choose a pedo warlord as his messenger

>>75368827
Yes, turks are your masters, balkanlarian

>>75368827
The germans and russians called themselves heirs of the roman legacy too.

>>75368997
t. Trans albanian

>>75369074
but they weren't part of rome (and ofc romania was neither)

it seems that claims to be heir of romans are typically laughable
which strengthens my anatolians = romans argument because they don't really claim to be romans, so they probably are

>>75367524
>>75367616
won a Greek coin at ebay

>>75369202
big whoop

>>75369113
Don't islamically reply to me again

Daily reminder that Slavs are massive faggots with ugly faces and they should be exterminated immediately

>>75369308
>Slavs are massive faggots
FYROM confirmed sons of alexander

>>75369308
Good thing I am thracian.

>>75369164
They all claimed it early on when Rome meant grandeur. Later when glimmer faded away and they all forgot about it. Rome and Byzantuium are dead and so are the hre, ottoman and other empires. Holding on to any empire as more than a memory and historical knowledge is a bit of wewuzery

>>75369496
>every country has a national mythos, but this specific narrative is not allowed
hmm..

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The fuck with romanians craving Moldova since Moldova used to be bigger. Not to mention that there was no Romania.
Moldova are the big loser after all. Their kingdom looked really nice. I guess the russian jews fucked them.

>>75369531
>Holding on to any empire as more than a memory and historical knowledge is a bit of wewuzery
>any empire

clear enough?

>>75369582
yeah, romanians even stole their heroes
moldavia is bulgaria gone wrong and romania is fyrom gone right

>>75369675
so the british empire heritage is wewuzery of the brits then

>>75368017
Is it compatable with 1.20? Ruski jews don't have 1.21 .

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>>75369582
It wasn't a kingdom, and that was their greatest extent under their greatest ruler. It fell appart immediatly after he died in 1504. When he did, they lost 1/3 of their territory and then lost the other 1/3 later.

>The fuck with romanians craving Moldova
Romania is formed out of the union of Wallachia and Moldova, and moldovans were calling themselves romanian since at least the 1500's. They literally had their chroniclers and rulers write that they spoke romanian and were a romanian nation, like wallachians and transylvanians.

We also don't crave Moldova, we want to reunite with them even though it would be economically disastruous since the current territory of the Republic of Moldova has absolutely no value, neither industrially nor agriculturally.

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>>75369582
i see you have great taste regarding forums

>>75369582
Moldova is what the russhitians have left of it, the older one was called Moldavia and it was a big and successful country

>>75369582
>that clusterfuck in germany

>>75369732
Yes since they're pretty much irrelevant compared to their colonial past with little if any chance of revival. Remembering your past and knowing your history is not wrong, autistically clinging to them means you see no future or prospects in the present so you retreat to past glory days.

>>75369781
>we wuz moldovans n shieet
the country

>also what is cyrillic never saw that in my life

>>75369787
You've been there too so jokes on you, nigga.
Also r/europe is based. No racism and xenophobia, no trolling, no homophobia. Only debates and friendly chat.

>>75369781
Sounds a bit baised, but you know better, i guess.

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>>75369692
Fyrom went right tho.

>>75369582
that's a great map tb h, very detailed
also illustrates the difference between our mainlanders and islanders

>>75369737
Answer paracucks

>>75369582
Serbia is qt

>>75369217
i know, right?
i often support your gray economy

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>>75369836
>>75369692
>>75369958
The republic of Moldova is not historical moldova you dolts. It's a territory that russians took as "reward" for "liberating" from the Ottomans.

>Moldova is a vassal to the Ottomans
>Russians "liberate" them from the ottomans and when signing the treaty slice off half of Moldova
>Russians then vassalize Moldova and turn the half they sliced into an oblast and call it Basarabia, after the historical southern moldova, which was counquered by the wallachian prince Basarab from the tatars in the 14th century
>Despite the majority of the population speaking romanian, russians ban it as the administrative language and introduce russian, as well as transporting russians and ukrainians there
>A few years later a moldovan prince is elected as the prince of wallachia and he united them to create the United Principalities of Moldova and Wallachia
>Basarabia remains under russian control for 100 years
>Ww1 starts and the revolution happens
>Basarabia secedes from the soviet union and unanimously votes to unite with Romania
>This lasts for 30 years until the soviet union slices it off again for good after they win ww2
>They now call Basarabia the Moldovan SSR and they start indoctrinating them that they're not related to romanians at all and that they speak "moldovan" language
>They finally secede a second time after the union collapses in 1990 but now they don't want to return

It's all information that you can easily find on the internet.

>>75369964
Look up Dimitrie Cantemir. He was literally writing that wallachians and moldovans come from the same people and that they were part of of the "romaniandom", the overall lands inhabited by people who spoke romanian. This was the 17-18th century.

I am herewith outing myself as grecosexual

>>75369582
>Germany
Now this is border gore

>>75370057
it's for 1.21
>>75370216
>implying I'm going to read nationalistic delirium posts
I've been on 4chan waay too long to know when to discard a post

>>75370276
Maybe if you weren't a sub-90 iq subhuman and bothered to read it, you'd know it's not nationalistic delirium. It's literally documented
19th century history that you can read on wikipedia.

>>75370328
>documented by romanian intellectuals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouranopithecus_macedoniensis

>>75370276

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, when 1.22 comes out the Russojews will upgrade the link to that and M&T 2 will again be offsync. How does an honest pirate like me get to play M&T 2 ?

>>75370356
Are you trolling or just retarded?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra_of_Macedon
WE

>>75370416
pitying you

>>75370394
>2017
>older than 14yo
>still pirate games
top kek

>>75370601
I'm not the one whose mother fucks albanians for sandwiches, so you should keep your pity for someone else.

>>75369964
>No racism and xenophobia, no trolling, no homophobia
why the fuck are you even here?

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What do you think of my meme?

>>75370678
t. mangal from Yambol

>>75369308
and you can spot acnes like you can spot bunkers in this place.

>>75370691
For bantz. Reddit is way too softcore. Noone on reddit would call me a tatar or gypsy.

>>75369787
If only the Venetians hold Durres a bit more longer...

>>75370721
t. Фyлгpим

>>75370742
fuck off to räbbit numale faggot

>>75370688
>implying your females have even seen what a sandwich looks like

>>75370693
it's shit, and betrays deep personal insecurities, provincial upbringing, and possible a history of violence in the family

>>75370687
this brave guy has birthday today, wish him all the best!

>>75370721
>>75370394
go buy it for 10 bucks on humble bundle, it will be up for a day, and you will be perma-updated

>>75370863
>t.atar

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good that new studies show that we have more R1a than E1b1b

>>75370922
>new
Aren't those last time's stats with different colors?

>>75370860
He's trans albanian, no oppressorino pls

>>75369836
kek
>>75369993
HAHAHAHA

>>75370894
Done.

>>75370182

The eternal seajew strikes again
xazaxaoxasaoiu

>>75370968
maybe, but they're more diverse. for example, with kosovo we would certainly have more E1b1b but when you separate us from it then we have more R1a

>>75369692
kekkkkkkkk
>>75370922
R1a is inferior to E1b1b
dark hair, green eyes > blonde hair, blue eyes

>>75371168
and E1b1b is inferior to I2a :^)

also funny how Montenegrin have R1a in small quantities, but have equal amount of I2a and E1b1b in them

>haplogrou discussion


Stick to video games you underage fucklords

>>75371242
I2a is based, but only if you have it less than 25% geneticists say. Otherwise you might be subhuman.

>>75370922
Kosovo confirmed not albanian

>>75371358
>leafbey's delusions

>>75371375
>>75371375
>>75371375
new you filthy redditors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4kTYCObZQw

Anyone seen this? Voevoda? Is it good?

>>75371406
Saged