/brit/

Trump

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PRETTY GIRLS, MAKE GRAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAVES

>>75342657
aesthetic

Why are yanks invariably shit at editions

Should've been a footy edition. There's a footy game on.

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That's a nice capital city there...

would be a shame if something...HAPPENED to it

posting in an anime thread

doing an existential anguish

'shalla

did the man kick the ball?

>>75342706
Reported to mi5

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>>75342706
>mfw my country is gone to the islamic dogs

Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag

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need a latex gf

>>75342657
>Thai lass is the same height as him
Embarrassing

>>75342736
it's just a matter of time before a turbororke gets elected into power and genocides all the sheeds

>>75342756
>g

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30 bings to go

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>>75342771
doing a hope you're right

first for /brit/

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LILY
I
L
Y

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1793:

January 21 – After being found guilty of treason by the French National Convention, Citizen Capet, Louis XVI of France, is guillotined in Paris.

January 23 – Second Partition of Poland: The Russian Empire and the Kingdom of Prussia partition the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.

February 1 – French Revolutionary Wars: France declares war on Great Britain and the Netherlands.

March 7 – France declares war on Spain.

April 22 – George Washington signs the Neutrality Proclamation.

July 20 – Scottish explorer Alexander Mackenzie' becomes the first known person to complete a transcontinental crossing of northern North America.

August 23 – The following universal conscription decree is enacted in France: "The young men shall go to battle... women shall..serve in the hospitals... The old men will.. preach..the hatred of kings."

November 10 – The dechristianisation of France during the French Revolution reaches a climax with the celebration of the Goddess "Reason" in the cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris.

don't rate Kante

>>75342734
you've reported Khan to the mi5? rude

Every major war since the French Revolution has been funded by he Rothschilds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt50hMCjblk

is this what northampton is like
is it actually just america

the french revolution was an even worse historical happening than the russian revolution

>>75342812
>November 10 – The dechristianisation of France during the French Revolution reaches a climax with the celebration of the Goddess "Reason" in the cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris.

This deserves a 'dora

>>75342770
I'm clearly taller. Look at the position of the eyes.

>>75342845
so whats up with the rothschilds anyway? they might have inherited their wealth and power but thats just how the free market works laddo, nothing wrong with it

You've *never* had a girlfriend anon?! But you went to uni - everybody gets a girlfriend there!

>>75342797
need to score another desu
this is chelsea they're gonna get one eventually unless we get one first

How many times have Chelsea given away possession in this match? It's embarrassing.

>>75342869
no it wasn't

>>75342856

That reminds me of the ghetto city in my state. There are bullet holes in the public school window lol

>they might have inherited their wealth and power but thats just how the free market works laddo, nothing wrong with it


Tarquin

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
oooh much better than an owner of a broken heart

Inheritance tax is immoral

>>75342875
Only because of your enormous forehead. And you're probably wearing lifts and making her go barefoot.

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>>75342885
You see... I'm a virgin.

Inheritance tax should be 100%

>>75342657
dear lord imagine having a nose that large

>>75342887
Agreed

I bet Cesc will score it too

>>75342770
She had a good dose of male growth hormones during her teenage years so its not that big of a deal.

>>75342955
unironically that batshuayi lad always seems really hungry to score/play well
if he comes on he'll score it

>>75342925
That's a lot of unfounded assumptions

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>Inheritance tax should be 100%

>>75342940
GOOD post

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>The dechristianisation of France during the French Revolution reaches a climax with the celebration of the Goddess "Reason" in the cathedral of Notre Dame de Paris.

>>75342933
Would put this thing out of it's misery if I ever encountered it

how open would normie girls be to latex?
trying to imagine an outsider perspective and I see sweaty and uncomfortable

>>75342997
Whoah shit when did North Schleswig-Holstein gets its own flag?

>>75342885
felt the pit of my stomach drop when i read this post because it reminded me of when a girl asked me if i've ever had a gf and i said yes and then put my head in my arms and went quiet for 5 minutes

What does quinoa taste like

LOOOL BYE VICTOR

>>75343045
middle class

Penny

>>75342990
batshuayi would be on 25+ goals a season if he was the main striker

all money should be given to me

HAHAHAHAAH
victor moses sent off for diving

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So, /brit/

I'm going to a grime rave in London next friday. My mates aren't coming.

Anyone wants to tag along?
>inb4 enjoy getting stabbed

Line-up:
Footsie
Pres T
Spyro
Lady Chann, Killa P & Teddy Bruckshot (Topper Top P.A)
Merky Ace
Blay Vision
Jammz
Capo Lee
J Cush
DJ Tubby
King Original

>>75342990
RED!!!

>>75343030
When you lost WW1

Inheritance tax is DISGUSTING

>CHELSHIT

>>75343045
only had it once in an M&S meal deal

was nice

>>75343027
girls are usually pretty receptive to everything that doesn't border on animals and noncery
once she tries it and sees how excited you get, she'll love that she can turn you on

>>75343099
I want none of this nigger nonsense.

>Moses
>Moses parted the sea
>the sea is something you dive in
>Victor Moses dived

POTTERY

>>75343027
very open desu

they're open to most fetishes as long as it doesn't involve things like doing a poo on her chest or gloryhole type shite

>>75343104
>(((lost)))

Spurs would have absolutely slaughtered Arsenal in the final

>>75343116
>M&S meal deal
Tarquin

Please stop posting pictures of that alien looking crumple face. It's giving me the fear.

feel a bit bad for victor actually
lad's been on the fringes of the team and been loaned out all over the place for his entire chelsea career
then out of nowhere a new gaffer comes in and finds a place for you in the team and you finally start playing good football you go and do that
that could be his chelsea career over, and i doubt another big club would go for him

gained weight but it's all gone to my tummy and batty

>>75343168
needs to be wojaks in the field

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>>75343192
this one?

>>75343186
ugh! Oliver I told you to leave me alone after last night

>>75343203
they're not going to bin him for losing a mickey mouse cup

>>75343168
>Oh I'm a good ol rebel now that's just what I am...

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so many beautiful buildings lost

1848:

January 12 – The Palermo rising erupts in Sicily, against the Bourbon Kingdom of the Two Sicilies.

February 2 - The Mexican–American War formally ends with signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, ceding virtually all of what becomes the Southwestern United States to the U.S.

February 21 – Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels publish The Communist Manifesto.

February 24 – Louis Philippe I, King of the French, abdicates and flees to England.

April 11 – The first Hungarian national government is formed, which form the base of modern Hungary.

May 15 - 40,000 Romanians meet at Blaj to protest Transylvania becoming a part of Hungary.

August 6 – HMS Daedalus report a sighting of a sea serpent.

August 14 – American President James K. Polk annexes the Oregon Country.

August 17 – Yucatán officially unites with Mexico.

November 24 – Pope Pius IX flees Rome in disguise for Naples.

>>75343120
>everything that doesn't border on animals
You'd be surprised lad. One of the ex-GFs used to have a fetish about the father of the lion king (mufasa). Used to jerk off to him as a kid and was turned on by lions ever since.

>>75343235
he didn't dive in the league cup though he dived in the fa cup

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Bit sick of this Manchester arselicking just because it got bombed.

Andy Burnham on QT saying it's the greatest city in the world. If it really was so strong, tolerant, inclusive, welcoming yadda yadda yadda how did it breed such a savage suicide bomber as Salman Abedi, and several others who have joined ISIS (like Ronald Fiddler, a Mosul suicide bomber)?? Even Bin Laden would have winced at bombing a crowd of little girls.

Same old shite, hashtags, facebook profile picture tribute, minutes silences, "love is stronger than hate". Meanwhile we're all wondering which city will be next to join the list.

Funny that Burnham voted for the Iraq war and tried to stop the public inquiry. Now of course he's saying that invasion is not related *AT ALL* to our current terror threat. He's also an blairite shite who was one of the main proponents of ID cards and will probably be Labour leader in 2022. Bet he's loving the airtime right now and being able to put "led manchester through bomb crisis" on his CV fucking cunt

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Miss Germany. Seemed like a country done right. Going back soon.

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allan is in this photo

>>75343282
Do the British (English) still rate the FA Cup?

>>75343282
Would it fuck him up that badly? Klinsman used to dive every game and it didn't seem to do him any harm. Nothing so obvious though, and he was also good at football.

Inheritance tax encourages frivolous consumerism

>>75343339
This photo is so dense with meme potential

>ex-GF
>Used to jerk off
hmm...

>arseshit

>>75343266
she's not a furry is she?

>POOSENAL

>>75343333
every town is about 40% refugees now afaik

1-1

Hey, remember that time when captcha broke and only pass users could post?

Good times

FUCK

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>Arsenal
KNEW they'd chuck it away.

>>75342657
>that hairline
>that nose
>that head length
>that height

Absolutely howling

FUCK OFF CHELSCUNTS

BREAKING: The man has kicked the ball. I repeat; the ball has been kicked

>>75343395
yeah and the uk is an islamic caliphate hurrr
don't SPEAK to me, rorke twat

>>75343333
me in the castle overlooking the runts

Yokohoma Tyres 1-1 Emirates Flyers

fucking state of arsenal


for any other team it would an advantage playing against 10 men

>LOOOOOLSEA

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WENGER OUT
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he he he he

#REKT

>>75343339
Me in the top left with the sunglasses

>>75343477
>>75343471
probably should've waited a bit

RAMBOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Legit feel bad for Chelsea fans.

>>75343489
pass on coke

WENGER IN
20 MORE YEARS

chelSHIT

>>75343499
i'm watching online

can any football normie tell me whats happening

who's chelsea? is she fit?

>>75343489
crush secret passion

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WENGER IN
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>>75343547
no

>>75343384
I don't think she knew of that sub-culture but in fact she was. Goes to show that you just need to draw a character with a strong jawline and a deep voice to get the ladies wet.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HDW02l9UAy

>>75343489
Named maniac fool

need advice on aas, swolela

thinking of doing the first bulk cycle on /r/

fucking state of chelsea


for any other team, scoring a goal would be an advantage

>>75343489
Lust, Passion, Suicide

Ready Lets Go
Boards of Canada - Topic

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

business idea: throw a cup final against local rivals that i hate so their manager can retire on a high note and i can watch brendan rodgers take them to the 2nd division

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bit gay

>>75343520
sorry for spoiling it

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PRINCESS CHELSEA BTFO

>>75343326
I feel that image should be shown more

the man just kicked the ball

>>75343489
got

>intelligent
>strong
>self-reliant

spot on tbqh

business idea: lose my virginity before its too late

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LOVE this lad

>>75343580
what do you reckon they'd think of this chelsea performance

i've been giving one day where i've been allowed to research the whole 8 hours at my internship. one. i've been there for over 2 weeks. he expects me to get shit done and always makes me go have ice cream and socialize with the other students for 3 hours and shit

Where do you reckon Riyad will go next season lads? I'd love to see him in Chelsea or Arsenal.

>>75343546
Red team scored early
-half time-
Blue guy gets sent off
Blue team scores
Red team scores 5 seconds later

Business idea: fight the terrorists with love and solidarity

>>75343489
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wickedsenseofhumour
spot on

>>75343664
OM lad

>>75343666
no I eman what happens if arsenal win

>>75343489
lust
secret
meme

>>75343664
missed the boat now
if he's lucky he'll go to Everton or Southampton

>>75343664
chelsea is basically already riyadh
bit cold out though

>>75343664
psg

Batshuyai will score

>>75343667
*invests heavily*

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You guys do know that "V For Vendetta" wasnt an instructional video, right?

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am 90 years old. AMA.

dont even need to watch the match

can tell who scores/wins by the screams of my neighbours

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>Batshuyai will score

>>75343759
when was the last time you did a poo

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>>75343744
>you

>>75343692
they win the fa cup
which isnt very prestigious these days so league champions chelsea probably won't care

business idea: fight the terrorists with suicide bombings in mosques

>>75343789
are you my grandson

need a katie hopkins style gf

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1849:

January 31 – A Russian army of 10 000 soldiers enters Transylvania, in order to help the Austrians to defeat the Hungarian forces.

February 8 – The new Roman Republic is proclaimed.

February 21 – British East India Company forces defeat those of the Sikh Empire in Punjab.

March 4 - (Sunday) Zachary Taylor becomes the 12th President of the United States, but refuses to be sworn into office on a Sabbath.

March 4 - The Habsburg emperor Franz Joseph I abolishes the Hungarian constitution and degrades Hungary to a simple Austrian province.

April 27 – Giuseppe Garibaldi enters Rome to defend it from the French troops

June 5 - Denmark becomes a constitutional monarchy.

July 3 – French troops occupy Rome; the Roman Republic surrenders.

July 28 – The Romanians are declared nation and not minority in Transylvania.

DIEGO COSTA BULDGE

I went through treatment for cancer. The amount of people who think it is helpful to point out that 'big pharma has the cure for cancer but are hiding it' is mind boggling. Oh and also to make sure I'm aware that the chemotherapy I'm having is super bad for you (no shit) and have I considered alternatives like eating organic and vitamin infusions. You know.. Natural things instead of those nasty nasty chemicals!
Fucking morons.

fucking hell are shitsenal TRYING to lose

>>75343829
I reported this.

tankies and their lovers should be gassed

>POOZIL

OZSHIT

why not just square it to sanchez for a tap in

>POOZIL

It's only fair we let Muslims flock to our country to live here and build their mosques. Places like Saudi Arabia would do the same for us.

about time for an ol' 'cide i reckon

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>love GF so much
>beautiful, smart and great personality
>too clingy
>sometimes just wanna chill alone
>earlier she texts and asks if we're going out tonight
>tell her no as I don't feel well
>think I've got sickness bug
>mfw she turned up at my door 20 minutes ago
>fetched a movie, blanket and shit

FUUUUUUUUUUUARK. So much for a quiet night alone.

>>75343692
>>75343792
oh and arsenal and their manager set the record for fa cup wins which is nice

fuck off a/sp/ies

take your shit game and your shit commentary with you

brexit

>>75343899
'gainst whom?

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>>75343916

>>75343916
That's really nice of her

What's the point of Ramadan?

It seems like it's just a bunch of fuss for nothing.

>>75343890
yep we have freedom of religion laddo. We can be more like Saudi Arabia if you want i'll have a chat with my MP

Imagine the tears when fabregas scores a 94th minute screamer

>>75343929
/brit/ is an /sp/ spin-off

>>75343941
rorke

>>75343929
FA Cup lad

Prime British culture

i swear every time arsenal take the ball back they're on a counterattack

>>75343916
awhhh poor normie has a gf who cares for him

1000 YEAR WENGER REICH

did the man kick the ball?

Remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb-Ru7T1Vrg

>>75343916
FOUR

MORE

MINUTES

When Arsenal win this it means they're FINALLY a bigger clutch an Aston Villa

>>75343916
Get REALLY angry when I read stuff like this.
You don't know how lucky you are. At least you have someone to keep you company and love you. Wish I had your problems

>>75343723
Would be awesome too tbqh

>>75343958
freedom of religion should be limited when it encroaches on peoples actual freedom.

>>75344021
>When Arsenal win this
don't fucking jinx it you twat

>>75343916
Don't care just fuck off

>>75343916
#NormieProblems

>>75343966
no it fucking isn't you nonce

>>75344013
til what?

>I want this song to play on my funeral, where the only people invited will be Donald Trump and/or other republicans.

Posted on "Fuck You" by Lily Allen

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>>75344021
>never champions of Europe
ummmm no sweetie x

Imagine being such a runt that you not only can't enjoy football, but that you arrogantly demand everyone nearby stop enjoying it too. The sheer runtness. The level of runtness.

I have offers to read history from Kings College London and SOAS, which one do I go for lads?

Not underage btw

600mg of modafinil straight up the shitter

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The absolute state of British genetics.

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why are scots so much better than englishmen?

>>75344113
don't believe you

>>75344135
fuck off jock

>>75344127
me on the right

billie jean is not my lover

>>75344135
Scots couldn't even colonize Panama

>>75344127
dont need to look good after 35 lad

>>75344127
That's just the bottom of the barrel working class, mate. most of them are probably inbred.

hate football simple as

>>75344163
Neville Longbottom?

>>75344135
Ramsay was manager for 42 years, bit unfair

the tories

>>75344135
Fergie joint third? That's a surprise, but then who cares about 19th century football?

YESSSSSSSS

WENGER INNNNN

why are arsenal celebrating like they're not the only one of the big 6 not playing CL next year?

Just been reading up on all this economics stuff. Comopared to places like Japan, Germany and the US we really do make fuck all.

If Brexit ends with us getting no deal with the single market we're going to be heemed.

>>75344127
>what do you mean, football is a circus to extract the final dregs of money from the gutters of society? I love footie mate fook off!

*sticks head around the corner*

you guys mind keeping it down in here? i'm trying to wank

niggers

>>75344113
>read

fuck off tarquin

>>75344113
Cry because you didn't get into Oxbridge you literal retard.

remember the canadian that constantly posted pictures of his various pipes and went around smoking pipe tobacco? haha what an absolute wanker

>>75344224
you're right they should probably stop celebrating winning the cup and just go and cry in their rooms

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Winning the FA Cup > finishing top 4

>>75344253
RUGHH?
*head swivels around and eyes lock contact with yours*
*gallops on all fours over to your door as you shriek and try to close the door before I crash into it*
*bellows and grunts as I jump around on your half-naked body, crushing it beneath my apish feet*

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>>75344127
he's pretty handsome tbf

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>>75344288

>>75344278
I actually went to Cambridge, but I dropped out. This is my second time starting university

business idea: suic-NAY FIRE bomb mosques throughout Ramadan

>>75344287
go and HANG themselves more like

>>75344253
need a hand?

>>75344325
Commit double suicide then.

>>75344314
Probably French

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>>75344314
Knew I'd seen him somewhere.

none of the twitch gfs are streaming

>>75344307
*with my last dying gasp, i let out a semi-audible "rasheed" as you have your way with my body*

>>75344361
watch replays then

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'ate pakiz
'ate fwrongers
'ate lefdists
Love pints
love slagzz
love ingerland

6,000,000 year wenger reich

Why does Wenger look pissed off?

Didn't his team just win the FA Cup?

fuck off with your retarded sports you normie brainlets

>>75344473
Shut up nerd

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1898:

January 1 – New York City annexes land from surrounding counties, creating the City of Greater New York as the world's second largest city.

February 12 – The electric car belonging to Henry Lindfield of Brighton rolls out of control down a hill and hits a tree; thus he becomes the world's first fatality from an automobile accident on a public highway.

March 24 – Robert Allison of Port Carbon, Pennsylvania, becomes the first person to buy an American-built automobile.

April 25 – The United States declares war on Spain.

May 27 – The territory of Kwang-Chou-Wan is leased by China to France, forming part of French Indochina.

June 9 – The British government makes a 99 year rent of Hong Kong from China.

August 23 – The first British venture of the Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration, sets sail from London.

September 2 – Battle of Omdurman: British forces defeat Sudanese tribesmen, thus establishing British dominance in the Sudan.

September 21 – Empress Dowager Cixi of China engineers a coup d'état.

December 10 – The Treaty of Paris is signed, ending the Spanish–American War.

December 26 – Marie and Pierre Curie announce discovery of an element they name radium.

>>75344433
wouldn't you be pissed off if you had to be french?

>>75344433
he's calmed down now but he looked like a kid again earlier

>Except when they hear you are a foreigner and then try to take advantage by overcharging you...

>I took a taxi from the Munich airport to my hotel. The taxi driver long-hauled me (I realized later) but I was so thrilled to be on my first European vacation that I didn't realize or mind. It was also fun to be in a Mercedes S-class (all airport taxis there are Mercedes, it seems, at least then). The ride was 50 marks plus 10 mark tip, which the taxi driver seemed embarrassed to take after long-hauling me...

Lol Yanks are such dumbfucks you can scam them and over charge them and they will tip you for the privilege.

>>75344473
Careful mate, there was a lad in here earlier heeming runts and I think he's coming back from the pub about now.

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDq1H85K7rU

>>75343916
and she always does too much snap chatting and facebook liveing.

Always got a fucking camera in my face

>>75344488
read every word

>>75341661

you're definitely a man

>>75344518
>50 Reichsmarks for a taxi

Into the oven.

>we're 1 or 2 buys away from winning the league
he's been saying this for 10 years, wish he would fuck off the boring cunt

opium is the religion of the masses

Going to actually read the koran to see if it really advocates jihad or not

Wish I was a top flight footballer. Looks like a right laugh.

>>75344533
not a runt so i'll heem him right back x

>>75343489
crush fool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29pKi6O3mFo

Once Mexicans and other minorities reach 30% you'll notice a dramatic shift in their behavior.

>>75344558
FUCK OFF ABA

>>75344587
>Be British
>Chinese won't sell you cheap tea any more
>Flood their economy with opium and get them all addicted
>Sell them opium at inflated prices
>Use money to buy tea super cheap and keep the rest of the money

Greatest bamboozle of all time

#ahemmanchestah

*remembers*

>>75344398
love it

the spirit of manny stopped chelsea because they forgot their arm bands

>>75344693
Bit scary they're about to become the most powerful country in the world, hope they're not still mad at us.

>>75344693
Why did the Chinese refuse to sell us tea?

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He attended the Burnage Academy for Boys, in which he was among a group of students who accused a teacher of Islamophobia for criticising suicide bombing

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you all need to be gassed

>>75344724
how many fingers and toes do u have

> talking to giganormie housemate
> his giganormie friend comes in and he immediately just blanks me and starts talking to his giganormie friend
well that wasn't very nice
hate normies

American 'history' is pretty boring

>>75344756
Who knows? They're inscrutable.

>>75344488
redpill me on why China leased land to us and France?

>>75344756
because they're perfidious

>>75344764
bit rude

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BASED

just cancelled all my tea shipments on behalf of my boss, lee jing wongstein

>>75344756
Mainly because we were already illegally smuggling a shitload of opium into the country.

>>75344838
He looks in pretty good shape for a bloke in his late 60s.

enriching my brain with information about sex ed, philosophy, and fan service with tara babcock right now

>>75344838
is he going on as a substitute?

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>>75344853
absolute state of leftists

unironically think we should set tonnes of explosives deep into the ground along the cornish border and detonate them in the hope it disconnects Cornwall from the rest of England.

Just like pulling a leech of your leg really.

>>75344937
fully agree with this ngl. hate being attached to the scum that is Devon

independence S O O N