/brit/

Really wish I was circumscribed lads

SHADILAY

hey fellas

if the uk government wanted to kill scottish nationalism they should give us money to improve the roads to england

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Anime

>CHELSHIT

uncle circumcised me with a pair of rusty scissors

;ddd

le footie xD

>>75340899
the city itself has its fair share of pakis

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willy smells

why are chelsea and man u boring but arsenal and liverpool and exciting?

hate white people
love race mixing

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hana

hate inconsistent yellow card giving. love pints

Imagine if the government of another country decided they wanted us to have a different leader that benefitted their political agenda, so they invaded our country, funded terror groups and dropped thousands upon thousands of bombs killing thousands of civilians in our country.

You'd be a bit angry, wouldn't you.

OOoooOOOOooooOoooOOOOoooOoooooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO

At the pub for the footy lads

Lots of red and blue here

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'nime

>>75340968
t. danelad

Reminder that, statistically, London posters are NOT white.

>>75340976
not unless I was living in a commie shithole, then it'd be ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7EY-Gp-RIA

>>75340956
It's not like they're everywhere

They're in segregated areas that you have no need to visit

belly is full but now i've got a tummy ache ._.

goalie heemed

>Temperature 8.5°C
hm yes very good

moyes

>>75341038
Tasmania?

https://twitter.com/william94299364/status/859291765060272129

alri boys?

>>75341037
did the man kick the ball

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I remember this guy, quite obvious he was unhinged.
No wonder he stabbed two people to death

>>75341036
aww
*leans over and aggresively pounds your gelatinous belly with my powerful fist until your yelps turn into incoherent gurgles and wheezes*
ahhh

>>75341038
was raining earlier

can't be doing with cold weather

might move to far north queensland

>>75341070
the two people died?

What a scrappy game this is

>>75340994
Pronounce this as neem

>>75341016
60%, Nigel.

>why yes m'goodsir I work in technology and contribute to peer reviewed studies
>Living in the first world in a tech hub among the industry innovators? nah not for me I'm gonna go live in a third world dictatorship to earn peanuts

>>75341063
>look at me i'm too clever and grown up for sports
Woman or beta male?

>>75341056
west sydney
got a couple doonas on and my extremities still feel a bit numb

>>75341027
but they are everywhere

i'm not talking about boroughs like newham which are 16% white, i'm talking about the city of london which is still only 57% white british itself
london is done lad

The Arse should be like 3-0 up by now.

>>75340994
pronounce this as niamh

>>75341123
Who is this referring to?

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London

Asian/Asian British: 1,511,546
Mixed/multiple ethnic group: 405,279
Black/African/Caribbean/Black British: 1,088,640
Other ethnic group: 281,041

>>75341146
me

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... pick again already Selfie ...

>>75341128
not really, it's their fault they can't finish

live in london and everyone I see is white

>>75341153
London? Ah yes, you must mean Islamabad-on-Thames.

>>75341179
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in

Love the footy

>>75341125
just someone not braindead enough to watch over an hour of niggers running around on a field and only scoring 1 or 2 times

>>75341197
Simple as

why couldn't you latch onto somebody worth a damn to be your new idol

>>75341153
>>75341127
>>75341188
>>>/pol/

Back to your cancerous containment board

>>75341185
>live in london
poo-coloured hands typed this post

never quite understood the mentality of people who do end up doing the ol' 'cide before but as time goes on im coming to see it
very upset with my life choices so far and have difficulty believing things will change, starting to lose sleep because of it

Jesus, Chelsea are fumbling every touch.

The so called yank gf
https://youtu.be/9l0uf3cs_xo

>>75340991
pics NOW

>>75341208
fuck off to reddit rasheed

>>75341146
The algerian nonce

>>75341153
for comparison, bradford (the paki home of the north) is 140,149 asian

never quite understood the mentality of people who do end up doing the ol' 'cide before but as time goes on im coming to see it
very upset with my life choices so far and have difficulty believing things will change, starting to lose sleep because of it

Sports are literally just a circus to suck money out of the mentally weak, particularly the lower classes. Simple as.

>>75341208
Leftypol on suicide watch

Love Murdoch Murdoch desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c

>>75341233
>>75341216
>>>/pol/

Stop raiding /brit/

>>75341123
Did most of my career in a "firt world hub". There's more money here (ever heard of hailand 4.0. No you didn't). Now shut the fuck up and go work at the mine instead of typing these dumb stereotypes.

>The so-called "X"

This gimmick has gone too far, I urge you to stop this instant

I'm a Montanan. I voted for the guy who bodyslammed the Guardian reporter

nobody I know changed their vote... other guy was a fag

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>>75341224

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>Sports are literally just a circus to suck money out of the mentally weak, particularly the lower classes. Simple as.

favourite sub 'ddit?

>>75341247
Modern football is a middle class sport. The lower classes entertain themselves by watching cock fights, Jeremy Kyle, reading The Sun and going to EDL rallies.

sports commentators should have died with radio

>>75341285
based black guys

>>75341285
wtf

god?
not a fan

>>75341285
>not a white face in sight
>watching on a screen for ants
absolutely fucking dreadful

*signs a 2 year contract extension*

>>75341309
>Modern football is a middle class sport. The lower classes entertain themselves by watching cock fights
uh
no

>>75341285
>living somewhere where you encounter niggers

>>75341285
Why do Yanks and specifically Yank nignogs love Arsenal so much?

takeaway tonight, what'll it be

am liberal AF when it involves 'my own' people doing whatever the hell they want no matter how absurd/degenerate it is

am right-wing AF when it involves people from other countries/cultures coming here and attempting do introduce/implement their backward customs into our society

>>75341351
there's a white person though

>>75341309
not true at all. in every country sports attract the poorest runts of society

>>75341351
I'm white :3

>>75341355
pls be lukaku

>>75341370
They come first in FIFA and have a gun on their badge.

>>75341200
What's Jimi Hendrix's music but half a dozen strings getting twanged?

>and only scoring 1 or 2 times
So you'd prefer to just watch a ball going in a goal over and over? Sounds pretty braindead compared to an evenly matched contest with an actual challenge between the players and the goal, that requires skill and teamwork to overcome.

The French author and philosopher Albert Camus was a cup winning footballer and fan of the game. Do you think you're brainier than Camus?

>>75341371
my fist up your shitpipe

>>75341370
The name
First team on FIFA
Blackest local fans

>>75341371
'za

>>75341398
hello nigger

>>75341247
sport is good fat boy

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>The French author and philosopher Albert Camus was a cup winning footballer and fan of the game. Do you think you're brainier than Camus?

>>75341371
your fist up my shitpipe

>>75341370
never met an american nigger who liked soccer

the niggers that like soccer here are african immigrants which only further testifies to soccer's status as a sport for third world nonwhites

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Doing a serious hmmmmmmm

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>>75341285
>that telly
I thought yanks liked everything big?

>>75341309
am working class and do none of those things
the classist stereotypes on here are amazing sometimes

>>75341454
sounds tempting but i fancy a 'bab

Mum likes to pretend she's a leftie but she's actually a homophobic, racist, sectarian xenophobe haha. Love my mum.

consider myself to be upper lower middle class

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>>75341455
Ummmmm your president's son loves football sweaty xx

>>75341475
It's the pub's

>>75341463
will they have the bolsheviks hang her

>>75341509
that's because autistic

>>75341486
'sheed

grew up firmly in the middle class but have dropped a few rungs since living on my own haha

>>75341463
lmao tsarcucks have to play as women

>>75341414
>comparing music to a bunch of blokes running around kicking a ball as if they're remotely similar in terms of talent or value
They've really done a number on you lad

*sees you beginning to think of a pseudo intellectual response to this*
woah mate hang on watch this!
*kicks a ball with my foot and you start weeping from the sheer beauty of my display*
*makes you buy a season ticket so you can see me make contact with the ball with my foot again in the future*
good boy

>>75341509
>a literal autist
makes you think

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>>75341463
The Tsar?

>POOZARD

>>75341520
exactly
you need a big screen in the pub (preferably projector) if everyone's going to be able to see the game

>>75341509
>full kit
state

>>75341463
ahh yes

remembering all the strong independent black women who don't need no man who fought against the bolsheviks

it's a uniform not a fucking kit

>>75341542
I guarantee you would be physically incapable of kicking a ball 40 yards.

>>75341586
>he wasn't a full kit wanker as a kid
povvo

>>75341586
hes 10

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>when that fit girl won't stop texting you and sending you pics of her fanny and tits
>tired of replying
>just want to play Zelda

>>75341571
There's like 7 TVs

>>75341463
>4+ million Russians died for this

Absolutely gassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKQIlHu3tk

Business idea: get 11 men who have feet and can kick a ball. Have them kick the ball against another 11 men and charge people to watch. Occasionally have them kick the ball in a net when things get dull. Attempt to turn the ball kicking men into a cultural event so as to extract more money from people who think they're buying into something.

Are VR goggles for phones good or are they a bit of a meme? Wouldn't mind watching porn on them haha

>>75341607
you're not allowed to decide anything
>>75341624
its never normal looking

wonder if barron is good at soccer

>>75341414
>the French author and philosopher Albert Camus was a cup winning footballer and fan of the game.
>French
Delete pls.
He was a goalkeeper for the club of my neighborhood.

>>75341635
think I give a fuck? your little yank pub is SHIT and an insult to proper British pubs

>>75341610
I could kick you into space with a mere flick of my superior intellect, let alone with my steel-capped boot.

You've got two options here:
1. Go and watch man kick ball like a good boy.
2. Realise you're an absolute peasant and grow up.

>>75341607
if it's uniform then why do they have different names on the back

>>75341677
*chuckles as you run out of breath mid-sentence*

>>75341676
Haha sad!

>>75341276
>why yes there's more money in IT in a third world military dictatorship than in silicon valley or london

ah yes, actually ah no you fucking paki nonce retard

fucking hell lads... I just saw this bloke right

he had a ball... and he like... moved his leg?? or something... and then... he KICKED THE BALL

he fucking KICKED IT!!!
*flings money at the kicky ball man*
GO ON MY SON

does swallowing saliva nullify the fast?

>>75341542
>can't enjoy football
>pretends it has no merit whatsoever despite literally billions of people enjoying it on a regular basis
Yes, you kicking a ball is exactly the same as a professional kicking a ball.

>>75341676
He's trying to brush it off but I think you've really hurt him deep inside with this post.

looking at a picture of me and my ex

makes me really sad

>>75341737
your mum swallows my saliva

netflix gets less value for money with every original content they add

>>75341414
yeah basketball or hockey is a lot more entertaining than this shit
>compared to an evenly matched contest with an actual challenge between the players and the goal, that requires skill and teamwork to overcome.
yeah because that doesn't happen in other sports right mongo?
>French author and philosopher Albert Camus was a cup winning footballer and fan of the game. Do you think you're brainier than Camus?
playing vs watching isn't comparable at all. retarded point

Why do betas get so triggered by people watching football?

>>75341772
does it break her fast?

*kicks a ball for an hour*
*britain pays me $3m

>>75341741
*billions of brown people

>>75341762
FONT

mork calling orson, come in orson

>>75341794
might do

If there's no realistic chance of anybody being killed on the regular then it's not a sport, it's a game.

time for a half time 'za

>>75341787
>hockey
yes
>basketball
no

>>75341741
>billions of people do thing so thing must be essential and you can't possibly exist without flinging money and time at thing because other people can't
haha
hahahaha

>>75341737
no but browsing 4chan might

lost interest in footy after taking acid 30+ times

>>75341850
brain damage will cause loss of concentration

Spend my time in work waiting to go home and then the weekend but then I have nothing to do with my time off

Then as the day goes on I get more and more anxious because I know I want to do something useful with the rare time I have off work

>>75341791
Autism

I got a pint at the pub during the half time of the footy

>>75341850
i imagine it's difficult to maintain focus with a fried brain

>>75341862
abhorrently boring post

Invested my life savings in premium bonds

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On June 9th, this man could be Prime Minister. We can’t let that happen.

>>75341872
Been doing this for the past 4 years.

Still haven't found something to do.

dullest sport in the world

>>75341891
Phwoar change for the bus. Fucking minted

*strolls into /brit/*
*walks up to the bar*
oi oi, pint of fosters mate
*notices you out of the corner of my eye*
*turns towards you and lifts my head before belting out a thunderous "ROBBO" and ending with a slight grin*

why do some people on here hate football so much

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Under the Legislative Assembly, France was engaged in war with Prussia and Austria.

In July 1792, the Duke of Brunswick, commanding general of the Austro–Prussian Army, issued his Brunswick Manifesto, in which he threatened the destruction of Paris should any harm come to King Louis XVI.

In the violence of 10 August 1792, citizens stormed the Tuileries Palace, killing six hundred of the King's Swiss guards and insisting on the removal of the king.

Iin the first week of September 1792, mobs of Parisians broke into the city's prisons, killing over half of the prisoners. This included nobles, clergymen, and political prisoners, but also numerous common criminals, such as prostitutes and petty thieves, many murdered in their cells—raped, stabbed, and slashed to death.

The King, by then a private citizen bearing his family name of Capet, was subsequently put on trial for crimes of high treason starting in December 1792. On 16 January 1793 he was convicted, and on 21 January, he was executed by guillotine.

>>75341949
Being excluded and having no friends at school because of it.

love footy

>>75341949
Not much fun watching 22 millionaires kick a ball around. Not a poof just hate football

>>75341787
>basketball
Basically netball, a women's game.
>ice hockey
Basically field hockey, a woman's game
>baseball
Basically rounders, a women's game
>american "football"
Basically rugby, a man's game, but with protective gear and a rest every ten seconds

Face it, your country can't compete at a man's game, so you rip off our women's games and play them amongst yourselves as though it makes you good at sports.

Albert Camus being a fan of the game is not a retarded point, it demonstrates that people who enjoy football aren't necessarily "braindead." Are Americans as bad at reading as they are at international sport?

>>75341891
Noice

hate footy, love willies up my arsehole

>>75341980
then watch lower league
or just play it yourself

"fuck the manchester victims"

t. chelsea football club

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Honestly, I hate British people because every one at my university talks about how America is a savage country that needs to ban guns, we're all rednecks, our belief in Jesus Christ is stupid, etc.

They're so condescending, I cant stand to be around them at all. im sure there are some lovely english people, but, I havent met them

>>75341993
Our woman's national footy team is pretty good

>7am
>at afterparty
>end up talking to and dancing with some girl
>invite her home
>smoke a bit
>start giving her head
>slip condom on after 10 minutes
>"sorry, I'm actually feeling quite tired"

she wasn't even fit

>>75341949
don't hate it just too intelligent for it, simple as

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>>75341993
>ice hockey
>a woman's game
ah yes very good

>>75341728
>silicon valley
>paying $3000/month for a shared sleeping-pod
>accepting a $50k/job to work for some douchebag
>huge taxes to fight climate change
>London, don't even get me started
>Me
>work 3 days a week
>write project proposals about stuff I am passionate about
>get paid better than in Paris or Bruxelles with significantlu less taxes and a memetic cost of living
Nationalism is truly the opium of the proles. The vigor with which he defends the very predators that are eating him alive just to be somehow associated to their successes through being 'australian' thus 'western' thus broadly being related with the capitalist making millions in san fransisco. It's truly beautiful to see how the proles are kept in check. Masterful social engineering. Bravo. I am unironically in awe in front of so much perfection.

>>75341862
I'm sure he is mate

>>75342023
hi! :D

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accidentally downloaded an album in flac

>1.26GB for 13 tracks

>>75341824
>must be essential and you can't possibly exist without
Are you literally shaking right now? Calm down, it's just a bunch of lads enjoying a game of football. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you have to cry about it.

If you didn't play cricket as a child you are statistically likely to be a waste, simple fact of reality

>>75341867

funny that in the year i started taking acid, i read 14 books, the year after, i read 29 and last year, 57.

>>75342033
I get sleepy at 2am so I don't blame her
hope she had a nice sleep

>>75341949
Fat autists who got picked last in PE, brings back painful memories of the proper lads (me) giving them a kicking and showing them up

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>cricket

>>75342084
what 'bum la

>>75341949
Reminds them of their physical inadequacies.

>>75341993
>Basically netball, a women's game.
stopped reading there because it is completely wrong. glanced over the rest of the post and seems you're talking about sports I didn't even say I thought were bearable
go watch the dullest sport in the world now. weird how it is so interesting yet you're here posting on 4chan instead of being engaged in the game. Oh right, because fucking nothing happens for 90% of the time

>>75342104
I was good at football but I didn't pick on the ones who weren't

>>75342067
>I earn so much money
>doesn't post his salary

Come on mate we all know you live in some un air-conditioned shithole for like 3000 baht a month, no need to hide it

>>75342109
florence and the machine
i'm not gay tho

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>>75342067

What kind of braindead mongo watches TV?

redpill me on Mr Noseybonk

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LOVE it when addicts go on the defensive about their degenerate habits. As if you couldn't read all those books sober lol

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Throughout the winter of 1792 and spring of 1793, Paris was plagued by food riots and mass hunger.

The new Convention did little to remedy the problem. The guillotine began to fall on perceived enemies of the republic at an ever-increasing rate, beginning the period known today as the Reign of Terror.

The eight months from Fall 1793 to Spring 1794, when Maximilien Robespierre dominated the Committee, represents the most radical and bloodiest phase of the French Revolution.

By 6 September, half the prison population of Paris had been summarily executed

The Notre-Dame cathedral was rededicated to the Cult of Reason. During this time, many of the treasures of the cathedral were either destroyed or plundered, and the statues located at the west facade were beheaded.

>>75341949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQwu4wff7lI

>>75342089
football has no merit and just because you're a brainless low class plankton who wastes time and money on watching men kick ball with foot doesn't mean anyone else should or that you should be allowed to speak about football in front of intelligent people without receiving severe ridicule for your pathetic interest

simple as mate
any questions?
what's that? Ah, no your mum won't be back in time to make you brekky tomorrow x

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your opinion on queers?

>>75342067
>Nationalism is truly the opium of the proles
good lad, always knew you were smart

absolutely hate runty food babies who are picky about what they eat desu

>>75342091
checks out. no regrets though, cricket is shit

Drinking a Fullers London Pride and watching the footy

Do lads like me now?

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NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST PART AND PARCEL OF LIVING IN A BIG CITY

>why yes, let's shove the kid who is inexperienced at football in the goal position, that'll only help him improve his ability and also his enjoyment of the game

>>75342158
ah yes. the so-called tolerant left

>>75342137
somewhat dadaist in nature, noseybonk was a classic. bit of a blast from the past desu lad.

>>75342168
Love em
Hate pakis

>>75342168
love em, love shagging em

>>75341959
>The King, by then a private citizen bearing his family name of Capet, was subsequently put on trial for crimes of high treason starting in December 1792. On 16 January 1793 he was convicted, and on 21 January, he was executed by guillotine.

The correct treatment for all royalty.

>>75342168
HATE EM

>>75342128
wtf is this?

me watching ball bounce around the screen
me likey

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>>75342131
>What kind of braindead mongo watches TV?

>>75342172
same, when I come to power the following groups will be put in front of the firing squad in descending order:
> Food babbies
> Religious people
> People who avidly follow sports
> My bollocks

>>75342194
loved being goalie because i hated playing and had no interest in learning
seemed everyone who was made goalie was the same

pee piss bum willy

Where do I find a "thirsty hoe" lads?

a vote for labour is a vote for continued Muslim attacks on our children

>>75342212
Mental how Charles Stuart was given the same treatment

>>75342226
>Religious people
why

the french revolution was one of the worst things to happen ever

Been engaged for 2 years lol

>>75342216
Ultimate male perfection

hardly ever had to play football at my school
mostly just went sailing or climbing for PE. or wandering around the woods """orienteering"""

>>75342250
because they're mongs mate

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LOVE porn
LOVE wanking
LOVE pint cans

despise when yanks talk about are politics desu

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>>75342165
>football has no merit and just because you're a brainless low class plankton who wastes time and money on watching men kick ball with foot doesn't mean anyone else should or that you should be allowed to speak about football in front of intelligent people without receiving severe ridicule for your pathetic interest

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>>75342168
wouldnt mind putting my willy in one but not a fan of having a willy in me

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>the french revolution was one of the worst things to happen ever

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Me at the gym

>>75342275
dont think so

ego is the death of civilisation

>>75342261
what's the name of that game where half the class are the "hunters" and the other half have to hide and then work out a way to get back to base?

because that was my favourite game and I was fucking mental at it

>President Donald Trump 2016-2020
>President Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson 2020-2024

would off myself cause a million fucking reasons, but am willing to postpone said offing just to see how the absolute fuck this shit actually plays out

>>75342276
GOOD lad

>>75342128
Nice hairline you got there lad

>>75342276
i swear all gdp girls look the same
there was one good one i remember. had amazing tits, curly brown hair and a blue tattoo

>>75342182

Hmm must be why they've got suicide bombers in Buenos Aires, Havana, Seoul and Ulaanbataar

>>75342311
cannot wait for the debates between the rock and trump

>>75342311
I wonder what the rocks policies will be.

Open borders
Free things for everyone lol

>>75342295
snap city brah

going to sleep lads

kiss us g'night :3

@285
Like a prawn on a string.

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MANCHESTER,

SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR

MANCHESTER,

SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR

spoiler: chelsea wins

Howling at the mid-twenties to early-thirties okcupid broads who list 'wine' among their interests, as if it's some refined cultural activity, when it's just getting drunk kek. I hate them so much.

>>75342308
We called it Riallio, but that's just a Hull name. Think it was called Foxy elsewhere.

>>75342295
always makes me laugh desu in part because that lad looks just like one of my mates

>>75342295
christ alive

i had to stop the second he started lifting. does his back just straight up snap in half or something before the webm ends?

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MAN KICK BALL BAD WHEN WUNT HIM KICK BALL GOOD

I remember my first /brit/
The memes they were quite shit

>>75342308
dunno never did that

>>75342302
don't think your opinion will matter much when I come to power so don't fret

>>75342344
I'd be very, very, very surprised.

>>75342328
"I will BODYSLAM unemployment *gives the people's eyebrow to the crowd*"

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>Howling at the mid-twenties to early-thirties okcupid broads who list 'wine' among their interests, as if it's some refined cultural activity, when it's just getting drunk kek. I hate them so much.

the algerian is growing on me tbqh, he's a good lad

>>75342346
post salary nonce, also the BTS station closest to your condo

howling at the 5'8" dogfucking paki nonce that's bald with goblin features

>>75342328
trump is old and the knives are out for him, even his wife publically humiliates him. Johnson could eat children on live TV and win against Trump.

>>75342295

has to be satire

>>75342346
bit misogynist m8

>>75342321
That picture is photoshopped

>>75342346
GOOD post

>>75342375
i think they're quite nice usually

>>75342351
>Riallio
yeah that's exactly it
that name sounds fucking italian though mate, weird

Don't know why I can't remember what we called it in PE because we used to do it a lot in the woodland behind the school
Bothering me now

Why haven't we had a culture since the early 90s?

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>>75342398

>>75342328
needs to come out in his 500 dollar shirt and lay the smackdown on trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCo2mOF95UQ

>>75342386
Any weird cunt who sticks around here long enough gets missed when they leave. Fatcam, Caralad, Sershlad - guarantee the same will happen with Poleaboo, Lisicki and Alan.

>>75340926
>>75340994
good posts

>>75342446
culture is reserved for brown and black people sweetie (: x

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he gets so riled up about the pics of himself

>>75342446
Because you were born in the early 90s and you think culture is just anything unfamiliar to you, unable to see the culture you partake in daily, so you believe culture stopped the day you were born like most narcissistic millennial retards that haunt your country.

ya'll need jesus

>>75342461
>missing poleaboo
unlikely

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hate n*ggers lads

>>75342346
>that's right ladies, I'm a pint and man u connoiseur

>>75342461
literally not a single person missed fatcam or sershlad, and certainly won't miss ribena or 190kg when they inevitably vanish

caramong is still here

>>75342446
The idea of a culture is retrospectively constructed. It crystallises about 10-20 years after the fact.

Test

>>75342461
they're literally never brought up the moment they leave lad, what are you going on about

Identity politics has replaced religion

just filled in my application to be a pintman

this website has gone to shit

>>75342446
Late 90s was the peak of uk culture, been in decline ever since the millennium
Kids born since then haven't bothered to culturally innovate, lazy cunts

Jog on <insert group you belong to here>

>>75342513
I missed sershlad desu x

>>75342342
GOOD morrissey pepe

Bet Chelsea fuck this up

>>75342554
>Late 90s was the peak of uk culture

Ah yes Mr Blobby and raves, doesn't get much better than that.

>>75342557
fuck off sershlad

Just won a bet lads.

and we all love clover, its the taste thats so grand, and we all love clover, all over this land

football? think you mean POOball

>>75342528
not really

identity politics is fringe shit

anyone else here live in alaska

*tucks everyone in here into a giant /brit/ tent bed*

>>75342554
maps along with the rise of internet use assuming what you say accidently conforms with reality. the last burst of freedom before the net shackled everyone.

>>75342557
alri dan

>>75342618

>>75342622
*shits the bed*
oh sorry lads

>>75342618
yeah i do

>>75342622
smells of skips

>>75342622
*sucks everyones willy*
I'm helping!

>>75342657
>>75342657
>>75342657

>>75342578
>Mr Blobby and raves
late 80s into early 90s, try again.

>>75342632
The early Internet though was awesome. A kind of radical freedom that hasn't been seen before and won't be seen again (probably).

>>75342622
*does a MASSIVE braaaaaaaaaaaaapppp*
*pulls the cover up over everyones head*

>>75342622
*immediately picks one lad and yells PILE ON EM*
*watches gleefully as laughter turns to desperate screams to be released from the crushing weight of everyone's bodies*

>>75342682
>Tell me your secrets wall
>How do I beat the Jews?

>>75342675
it was, but it was slow. so fucking slow, you would sit and wait 3-5mins for 6 jpgs, 2 or 3 days for a game download a short video clip overnight, etc. the search engines were horrific too before google, they really were. rose tinted glasses really i think you have a bit of there mate.