/brit/

First

cara

>>75338023
she is cute

what does public disgrace.com on the bottom mean why is that there?

'shalla

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Planning my next move.

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sue

>>75338014
cheers lad
I take pride in my food

Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

>>75338054
Probably the site the pic is from

i love kfc but im not an asian

what will you do when your kids ask you why you didn't invest in greater nottingham lads?

>>75338060
>that face
'nce

>>75338054
hmmm

wear a black ski mask but I don't ski

>>75338074

Autism

>>75338073
not enough evidently

>>75338115
Tell them it was not part of my business plan.

>>75338074
wew can feel the heat coming of this one

>>75338104
>im not an asian
>looks at you flag

not sure i believe you Xi Bruce Pang

pizza tonight

alcolohol is kickning in leds

never had kfc before, whenever i get fried chicken i just get it off a dodgy place on justeat with a 0 hygiene rating

would be terrified getting on the tube with all the shifty looking 'sheeds about in london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

hate the Poonited Queerdom

Why do you actually want a gf

You can satisfy any sexual cravings with a wank
Your mates are the best companions you could ask for
Don't have to deal with any relationship bullshit

Why?

>>75338232
>>75338236
'shalla

>>75338167
our chinese % is on par with your paki % desu

>>75338237
kfc gives food poisong

>>75338288
i hate the unshite gaytes

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>>75338237
Korean style fried chicken is nice. I've been seeing so many new Korean places of late.

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>>75338247
last person to plant a bomb on 'ube was a white autist

>>75338236
Pics

>>75338313
I'm just an animal looking for a home and,
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head
Ah ooooooooooooooohhoooooohhhhh

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the sun always shines in one way or another

>>75338285
would never mumble while singing nigga
maybe thats a british thing

plan of action:
>get out of bed
>have a shit
>have a shower
>clean up last night's sick
>scavenge for some weed
>watch fa cup final

>>75338023
Doing a variant of GreySkull lads.

>A Day
Bench 3x5
Curls 3 x12
Deadlifts 1x5
Shrugs 3 x 12

>B Day
OHP 3x5
Chin ups 3x10
Squat 3x5
Calf Raises 3x12

Will I be swole? Want to have a beach bod for next year. (skinny fat so hopefully wont be too hard.)

gonna be attending two black men fighting each other as a 'sport' later

>>75338338
he was being remotely controlled by arabs through rap music

>>75338381
Alri Villalad

I want to fuck her so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYi-VySmFVg

>>75338287
cute

>>75338287
>cats
odd pets

used to live near a train track. noise drove me insane

Had my shoes on all day just from taking the recycling out this morning.

What am I like?

how often do you change your sheets lads?

changed mine yesterday for first time this year

is there any language where x has a unique sound and isn't just a copycat of another letter

>>75338403
can't imagine being truly multilingual
must be so nice

gf is trilingual and I feel like a bit of a dunce next to her

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>>75338378
>>75338395
>>75338403


'shalla

>>75338466
you are disgusting

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>>75338456
You are man ready for action.

>>75338466
Once a month, maybe 6 weeks.

>>75338466
When the gf gets around to it

>>75338476
i know english, c++, java, python, ruby, rust, javascript, php, html.. more than any so called "multilingual" person does

>>75338466
I aim for once a week but usually I'm too depressed and hungover to give a fuck so usually about once every 3 weeks

>>75338482
fantastic post

>Glasgow munchie box
That's insane

>>75338466
every 3-5 weeks probably, whenever the fabric softener smell is gone and replaced with fart or sweat

just got a phonecall from jammer
he told me corbyn's won and the queen's sorting out the paperwork as we speak

>>75338466
Whenever mum tells me to. My mate doesn't use a sheet and sleeps straight onto the mattress. Not a pretty sight.

>>75338516
good bait

*enters thread*
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!
*skids in my socks across the floor*

>>75338564
P ics

are the maoris in NZ anywhere near as bad as the abbos in Oz?

most people I know have been to both and they always talk about abbos as being astoundingly subhuman ... but they don't seem to have anything against the maoris

are they just more engaged in kiwi society (ie never seen a single abbo Oz rugby player but half the NZ squad are maoris)

>>75338516
html isn't a language, ruby is mostly interchangeable with python/parts of php, javascript is a doss, rust is some nerd shit same as c++. java, ok, fair enough

>>75338466
don't sleep on a bed, don't really see the point

just sleep on the floor with a duvet and pillow, much comfier 2bh

>>75338541
What's a Glasgow munchie box lad?

I live in Scotland and we have various munchie boxes depending on if you want chinese, turkish, chip shop etc.

Munchie boxes are fucking greatest thing to happen to cuisine.

>>75338542
only right answer

>>75338466
queen beds require too much effort for me to think about changing more regularly than 3 months

move into a big 2 bed flat in less than 3 weeks lads

'cited

*appears from the rafters and swings down into /brit/*
>>75338484
*picks up this lads plate, slaps him in the face with the "food" on it, then turns around frisbees the greasy plate at this twat's head >>75338604, knocking him over in a beautiful spray of shattered crockery*
heh
*vanishes in a cloud of black smoke*

>>75338611
Unfortunately I do have a photograph.

>>75338615
maoris are polynesians who went to NZ only a few hundred years before the europeans arrived

abos are barely human, weren't even classes as human beings until the late 60s

>>75338615
No creature on Earth is as bad as the Abbo. Except for maybe Somalians. Abbos have to be actively told not to sleep in the middle of roads and aussies had to invent non-toxic petrol because abbos were trying to steal petrol out of moving cars and shit to sniff it.

>>75338615
I read somewhere that maoris have a crazy high rate of noncing. Might be bullshit. They've always seemed like good lads to me. All Polynesians seem chilled out.

>>75338668
Post it

>>75338615
>are the maoris in NZ anywhere near as bad as the abbos in Oz?
The Maoris were integrated somewhat better but I think they're generally just as bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnDPwft75s

However, it's hard to imagine fucking most Abos. I could imagine fucking a Maori woman.

>>75338634
>I live in Scotland and we have various munchie boxes depending on if you want chinese, turkish, chip shop etc.
o-oh, s-sorry

>>75338675
Baby abbos are on the jet fuel now

>>75338664
*falls over*
WWWWHWHHOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*catapults over the snack table*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*smashes headfirst into the lads talking about the maoris*

>>75338338
and nobody died
tch, men

>>75219512
could be worse m8

>>75338680
All islanders are nonces lad. Ever read about Hawaii? Older women nonce little boys to teach them how to make women orgasm and older men nonce little girls to teach them how to give blowies. Repulsive creatures, islanders.

>>75338400
I was the other lad that posted my motive

>>75338692
I am terribly sorry, I meant to say:
>Unfortunately I do *not* have a photograph.

anyway how much of a grub do you have to NEED to change sheets weekly

>>75338825
can't remember where it is but I remember that tiny british island in the atlantic with like 200 people on and all the men were nonces

was in the news a few years ago with trials etc.

>>75338860
I change my bedding every 3 days because I'm not a disgusting pig

>>75338338
>Police also found shredded paper with bombmaking instructions on them and a shopping list for “pressure cooker bomb materials” on an iPad he used. The note included a reminder to “keep this a secret between me and Allah #InspireTheBelievers”.

>>75338867
Pitcairn.

All related, all sex offenders

i have a bath every year whether i need it or not lol!!!!

>>75338867
thats why virgin is synonymous with nonce

>>75338880
>>75338658
>>75338554

'shalla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CGWk0pnwZA


Smart Yank

>>75338880
sounds like you ARE a disgusting sweaty pig who eats, drinks and picks his toes in bed

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>>75338825
Fucking disgusting islanders. Hate them all.

>>75338285
genuine fan if hip-hop here and coloring book was certainly not as good as acid rap, or even 10 day for that matter

>>75338880
I sleep in the washing machine like a decent human being you smelly tramp.

>>75338825
>>75338867
screaming
why does this happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO80FFkxT24
screeching

>>75338961
nah, I just like to keep a clean house

>>75338388
I assume it's ABxABx etc?
if so then yeah you'll be breddy good, maybe throw in some assistance work too (like chest flies and lateral raises)

everyone is an islander if you think about it

>>75338985
Because they can get away with it. They're far enough removed from civilisation that they won't have rozzers knocking down their doors and if the rozzers do knock down their doors, they simply say "muh tradition muh culture u racist" and the rozzers leave. Age of Consent was 14 in Hawaii until like 2003 or some crazy shit like that.

>>75338966
Afro-Eurasia is just a big island
Made you think

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behold! a man!

>>75338848
Can I go to your m8s and get high?

>>75339049
*doesn't think about it*

idk why i'm subbed to this but it's comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7XO5H_6HY

>>75339071
bears aren't bipedal

always thought aussies and brits were similar from this thread, but after hearing their accents for a while, they just seem like aliens

We're not so alike...

>>75338675
>Abbos have to be actively told not to sleep in the middle of roads

saw a youtube ad about that recently. literally what the fuck?

aside from the obvious 'why are you sleeping on a solid rock surface?' counter-intuitive aspect, doesn't it get cold as fuck in those remote arid desert places at night? assumed they'd all be huddled up in front of a night fire and not just passed out any old fucking place where there are also giant man-eating snakes/spiders that inhabit every square inch of the Australian continent?

business idea: get drunk at a party and just ramble on about utter shite for hours

>>75339102
guilty as charged too, been a favourite of mine for a while.

>>75339102
>GEDDLEMAN :DDD

IRL Spurdo?

*pulls my t-shirt up over the fan*
ahhhh

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why is this allowed?

meeting a 21 year old girl later who says she wants to be power fucked, any advice?

not even a virgin but I just need a hug from a big breasted woman

>>75339287
>new england
>full of irish

just like old england

>>75339338
better charge up la

poo level reduced to severe

business idea: night tube

>>75339408
poo remains highly likely

>>75339287
>Irish
>Protestant

you guys are gross

>>75339287
americans are mutts

probably less than 1% of those don't also have about 10 other Euro nationalities in their immediate ascendancy

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>>75339468

Ay prince Charles or one of his sons wants a cheeky bj in the middle of the night. His MI6-trained chauffeur takes him around town and they find you in a dark alley, get you in the car and order you to suck the royal cock. You literally would have no way to refuse
>ah yes they live in a democracy

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>he's here
>he's queer
>he's about to drink your beer

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alri la?

>>75339543
LITERALLY descended from camels

Algerian wog has a nose like a sausage, ironic considering it is Haram.

eating haribo fizzy farm animals

https://www.fb.com/max.vierling.7/videos/1128118213960593/
Ah yes teenagers

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>>75339585
>You must log in to continue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojz9eHTtlqM

absolute STATE of this one boys

in the arsenal starting lineup today lads

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>>75339468

save wear and tear on door hinges by opening the doors a little bit and squeezing through the gap

told the gf not to come over this weekend because I have a fuckload of work to do but now I'm regretting it

want to FUCC

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Ah yes using software technology to alter the appearance of another man in order to feel bettef about one's inferior physique, visage and lifestyle

>>75339682
just squeeze through the keyhole lad

>>75339674
alri bellend

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>>75339708
Allahu Akbar

going to get pissed and listen to music

Stand for the anthem lads

>WE'd all be speaking German if we'd lost the war

as the old saying goes. But they are not speaking English in Germany and they lost the bloody thing

stand for the national anthem lads

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I know its state-sponsored Jew-propaganda, but MemriTV stills are some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
>>>>75337801

>>75339769
*sits down for the anthem*

>>75339573
>>75339577
You disgusting betamales

>>75339585
why are kids so obnoxious these days?
dumb southerners

or are they kiwis or aussies? their accents are so shit I can't quite tell

Fuck islam and fuck ramadan. But above all their appeasers should be killed or at the very least deported into muslim lands.

*stands up for Detroit*

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>I know its state-sponsored Jew-propaganda

Literally nothing wrong with the algerian nonce poster

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQwu4wff7lI
>are you from the guardian?
>yes and you just broke my glasses

>>75339839
alpha as fuck

my politics:
nationally enforced fitness in school and the workplace

twink wants me to poz him

>>75339839
>>75339855
what the fuck he still won
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/26/us/montana-special-election.html

genuinely thought he lost, thought i read that in the news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcE2RCKXK7I
nostalgic lads

Can i post again yet?

>>75339838
his hair line is a bit shit

>>75339893
howling
i reckon it was the fact that they termed it a "body slam"
sounds less severe than "assault"

>>75339839
>Suplex an innocent journalist
>Still win by double digits

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>75339839
American politics is basically WWE wrestling

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what happehs in british genetics that you can simultaneously create empire builders and single IQ abysmal retards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md4sY304MbI&t=167s

Recognised 5 people so far in this football game. That's including Prince Wiliam and Arsenal Venger.

>>75339837
Not him but it's true

Memri TV is owned by an Israeli

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>>75339896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-DykIqMl0

BRADLEY

>>75339903
It's getting better tbqh. Started using Rogaine. It got significantly thicker on top.

>>75339893
Hell yeah bitch. Why wouldn't he win?
I can picture that wussy "journalist" now being hoisted up above the man's shoulders
"God save the Queen!" SLAM, he hits the ground

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Why would a comically short paedophile move to a part of the world where the average height is 5'1 and which has famously lax child protection laws?

It's a mystery. Just can't figure it out.

>>75339921
Loads of countries had empires lad, we just didn't have to use out army to protect from a invasion so used to bully coloured people and persons of colour

>>75339921
>>75339921
most people here are 1IQ because of the massive alcohol problem which has led to genetic defects

in combination with historic Irish migration, most of the country are chavs

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>>75339839
>Y-you just b-body slammed me and *sniffs* broke my glasses *furiously holds back tears*

time for some more brain zaps then I suppose

>>75339921
>british "empire"
we just chose most of our battles very carefully

>>75339921
A high standard deviation is actually a great thing in terms of IQ for a population. America is an even better example.

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>>75339952
Lad it's not that your hair is this it's that your hairline starts like a mile up your fucking forehead

>>75339921
Tommy is based

>>75339839
>>75339997
reporter will win a massive lawsuit against him

meek shall inherit the earth fuckers

>>75339988
>famously lax child protection laws
lol definitely not

>>75340039

I'm talking about antifa

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>>75340023

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>Tommy is based

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>>75339839
my gwaaaasses

>>75340055
Unlikely with no video footage and most of the judges in the state are red.

went to harringey and saw lots of white people

gentrification is goin a bit mad

>>75340064
Just middle class wankers with nothing better to do.

>>75340055
He's a guardian reporter, which means his ego is high and he's probably an atheist anyway

>>75340037
It's hairloss, a natural phenomenon, especially in high tesrostetone males. Hairline used to be normal in my twenties.

>>75340074
this kekistani shit is so fucking cringe

>>75340084
>harringey
is that what they're calling hackney these days?

>>75340067
sublime post

>>75340029

is that because the smart people need canon fodder?

>CHELSHIT

>>75340130
no it's not at that level yet

very early stages of gentrification. still shit to the untrained eye

>>75340055
literally no evidence of a "body slam" apart from the guardian journalists audio recording. Not enough for any lawsuit

>chelshit

>>75340104

you can't be middle-class and THAT dumb in a services-based economy

Well offside

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>>75340126
You're in your 30s?

>POOLSEA

So some yank cinema did a women only screening of wonder woman. Playing directly into their marketing ploy hands a group of total autists online proceeded to throw a hissy fit about this.

Could've just let it pass and nothing more would've been said but no, they had to kick off.

>>75340169
every other reporter in the room with them at the time saw it and confirmed it

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/05/24/greg-gianforte-fox-news-team-witnesses-gop-house-candidate-body-slam-reporter.html

How comes literally every British women past the age of 30 is overweight?

honestly never seen a single ISIS beheading video

>seen enough chechnyan war/mexican cartel beheading videos prior to know not watch them

Just ordered a chinky

>>75339912
>innocent
>journalist

more like chelshite

>>75340248

Chips.

>>75340205
shouldn't have tried to ref the game by stopping
play the whistle

>>75340248
because you live outside London

so there's some sort of kickball thing going on tonight

>>75340248
They know they can be and still have blokes chasing after them.

Out of the people I went to uni with a lot of the guys are still decent looking but the women's looks have fallen off a cliff.

>CHELSHIT

>>75340227
as if they are going to testify against him
you're a mong

>>75340227
>At that point, Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands and slammed him into the ground behind him. Faith, Keith and I watched in disbelief as Gianforte then began punching the reporter. As Gianforte moved on top of Jacobs, he began yelling something to the effect of, "I'm sick and tired of this!"
hooting
hope he gets merkd

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>>75339673
Ha ha what a freak...

>holly, his GF of 2 years

JUST

>>75340248
mix of poor diet, the pill and lack of exercise

>>75340248
They arent

>>75340205
are you blind mate

>>75340216

It was for anyone who "identified as a woman" actaully, a bloke could have easily went and kicked up a shit for them assuming his gender

>>75340145
Yes as well as construction workers and miners and sailors. Now all these people are getting degrees and being told they are special and then they cry when these jobs go to india and china. The IQ distribution didn't change from the old time mind you (e.g. the kekistani specimen itt). This is how the UK/US turned into the shithole it is.

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White privilege summed up in one image.

>>75340297

Pretty much. Brit's just haven't been so image conscious until the last few decades. When I went to uni in 2006 there were really not that many gorgeous girls about, walking around the same campus 10 year later and the vast majority of girls are absolutely stunning (or chinese).

The days of the munter are numbered.

>>75340304
?
they're eyewitnesses and have already published what happened - you're saying that when they get called to give evidence in court they're just going to contradict themselves because... what? just a generally idiotic post

shut up

>>75340208
Yes im 32

>>75339673
christ
his nutrition is appalling

>>75340382
>only evidence is eye witnesses
ah yes

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for tea tonight. a burger style cream tea. burgers in scones with jam, mayo, BBQ sauce and nutella

i would describe myself as like the joker from the dark knight in that i'm witty, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humour

>>75340376
bullshit

>>75340353
wtf I love the algerian now

>>75340353

> (e.g. the kekistani specimen itt)

based

Is your flag a VPN?

Imagine if the government of another country decided they wanted us to have a different leader that benefitted their political agenda, so they invaded our country, funded terror groups and dropped thousands upon thousands of bombs killing thousands of civilians in our country.

You'd be a bit angry, wouldn't you.

>>75340382
alri ben jacobs chill out before i get gianforte back in here

>>75339673
> he eats them DRY with no gravy
jesus christ that's bad

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>and nutella

I will never find makeup attractive

12 yorkshire puddings for dinner tonight.

shouldn't all the rorkes be down the pub watching the footy

>>75340420
>nutella

don't believe you desu

miss flat spracklen dukes place marlow desu :(

>>75340476
only a rorke on the internet
quite timid IRL

>>75340447
>You'd be a bit angry, wouldn't you.
depends on the leader
like if they wanted to oust theresa may then I'd be okay with that

>>75340476
Think you've got the wrong end of the stick if you think rorke leaves the house

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>>75340420
>burgers in scones with jam, mayo, BBQ sauce and nutella

>>75340353
Amazing how the technology and globalisation has allowed 5'8 Muslim rapists from third world undeveloped countries such as "Algeria" to go online and call the UK and US shitholes.

literally why the fuck do you people care?
>oh my god, a sissy foreign reporter got a booboo, therefore, that man shouldn't hold a public office!!

Why do you care? Up until 50 years ago, all politicians killed people lol. Your favorite politician ever? Most likely he killed someone in a war.

Besides it sounds like that reporter was begging for it.

>>75340447
Perhaps.
But I wouldn't then move to that country to improve my life and then blow up little kids

wish I was smart so I could do something like civil engineering

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would you impregnate a brazilian woman?

hate english accents

sounds like smug cunts

Are there as many Muslims in Britain as /pol/ and Infowars people say there are?

I've been to the UK on vacation and it wasn't THAT bad

>>75340534
>Your favorite politician ever? Most likely he killed someone in a war.

Hitler never harmed a fly.

Downloading the Overwatch free trail lads, might give it a cheeky buy if I enjoy it.

>>75340447
>Imagine if the government of another country decided they wanted us to have a different leader that benefitted their political agenda, so they invaded our country, funded terror groups and dropped thousands upon thousands of bombs killing thousands of civilians in our country
Why don't you ask the Germans?

imagine being a civil engineer

>>75340534
>Your favorite politician ever? Most likely he killed someone in a war.
donald trump hasn't killed anyone

>>75340550
I'd give it a go do my best

>>75340550
why is her face browner than her body

>>75340512
isnt the wrong end of the stick something about punishment

>>75339673
how the fuck does he not know what broccoli is

>>75340550
Sure would. My little bro actually did. Used to go all over the world for work. Came back with a supermodel hot Brazilian babe. Their daughter is about 8 years old now.

>>75340561
They live in Ghettos so most of the country there are none the you go to certain parts of northern towns, and cities and it's like you're in Pakistan.

funny how brits obsess over american politics meanwhile no one here gives a single fuck about british politics

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**hovers above you**

>>75340601
fuck off grampa

>>75340573
torture. always hated physics

>>75340635
same
did 4 years of it at uni tho

>>75340614
Yeah it is weird that the most powerful country in the world has people caring about it.

>>75340614
Because your politics is a circus and fun to watch, whereas ours is serious, and boring.

>>75340630
why are his arms always spread

having a pint while watching the footie. everything i love. simple as

hmm yes ahh

>>75340590

brazilians' mongrel ancestry produces these asymmetrical skin tones

I, for once, have really tanned arms by my face and body are mostly white

Wish I wasn't academically smart so I could have just got a nice simple normal job through an apprenticeship straight out of school and entered the real world without family judging me for it. Perhaps I wouldn't be the autistic mess I am now

>ramshit
dumb welshes

>>75340668
>ours is serious and boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

https://twitter.com/pacelattin/status/867949635028959232

>There might be a perfectly benign explanation (like not enough sleep), but the man who bragged about his "stamina" looks really out of it at this press conference with Israeli Prime Minister.

>A confused Trump wanders off until he's guided back to Bibi for a photo op.

>There has been speculation about whether Trump has inherited his father's Alzheimer's disease. Taken in a vacuum, this video is no big deal. Looking at it in light of his history of incoherence and memory problems, it's just one more incident of concern.

Bit sad desu

>>75340679
Good lad.

>>75340504
so is every rorke

hmm yes
ahh
simple as

>>75340679
RORKE

urzil is crap

>>75340705
fake news

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>>75340630
Business idea: become an Ocado delivery driver in High Wycombe

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>>75340678
Biceps too bulky, crushes watermelons with em i ere'

hate niggers, simple as

>>75340705
>Trump was diagnosed years ago
>It was all a ruse to get Mike 'Love Cock, Get a Shock' Pence into office

>>75340614
It's because all British people wish they were Americans. They live in grim: the country so it's really no wonder.

>>75340614
It's because all British people wish they were Americans. They live in grim: the country so it's really no wonder.

>>75340737
That T-Shirt is fucking schway. I want one

>>75340733
No

You are

End of.

>>75340739
I want to shag her so badly. Bet she has a perfect little fanny.

>>75340561
90% of them live in london

if you go anywhere else you probably won't see any at all

>>75340763
All British people wish they Australians desu

>>75340705
>>A confused Trump wanders off until he's guided back to Bibi for a photo op.
Shit....Thats all? I must have advanced stages of Alzheimer's.

chelsea will win this easy

pretty fine with being english tbqh rest of you should sod off

>>75340737
wtc t-shirt?

>>75340561
Parts of Northern England and London

One town in Northern England is 97-100% Asian

laying here naked watching the football whilst i play with my flaccid willy

>>75340781
nonce

>>75340828
Pics

>>75340820
The 1980s

>>75340828
bender

got a shitload of youtube upvotes commenting early on dr of common sense videos

simple as

>>75340561
Never seen one in my life. Don't go to London, Birmingham, Manchester or Yorkshire and you won't see any.

>>75340822
these towns are completely irrelevant though

for what purpose would you ever visit bradford let alone rotherham?

>>75340561

London has over 1 million muslims and over 1 million africans

it has almost a million "mixed" and "other" races

>>75340842
bit gay hun x

wish i hadn't been 'umcised

despise how the yanks who post in /brit/ probably post on the_donald too

how can I get qt british boifriend(not weeb)?

>>75340880
>>75340880
>>75340880
>>75340880

>>75340865
bit disgusting

Just really don't find the footy interesting anymore

>>75340860
why would you visit irrelevant shit parts of London?

>>75340878
Footy isn't gay

>>75340857
>Bradford represents all of Yorkshire
fuck off there's no pakis in the north or east riding

>>75340518
I work in technology lad and have made some peer-reviewed technical contributions to cloud computing technologies for instance. You most likely didn't.
Your brainlet post is mplyimg that this type of knowledge belongs to certain countries (say the uk, more than algeria), which is how the low IQ proles are kept in check. By making them feel like they matter, through "nationalism". You would have been better inbthe mine and yes the UK is s shithole because you aren't.

>>75340887
just say hello

Reminder that, if someone on /brit/ says they are from London, it's more likely than not that they are a shitskin.

>>75340614
It's funny how you think that's something to feel smug about.

divegrass

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please rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRvJh0dIHy0

>>75340561
There's essentially a band down the middle of England from London to Manchester where they mostly are, concentrated in pockets within our towns and cities

>>75340931
>say herro to qt british boi
>british boi "what's the hell is her accent! eww!" He will definitely Ignore me