/brit/

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first for oasis

Extremists everywhere...

Maybe if we weren't so overpopulated we wouldn't have to live in tiny cramped boxes??? I mean, we are on an island. We have a finite amount of space. Just "build more houses" doesn't solve the housing problem

getting sick and FUCKING TIRED of urban SPRAWL

HATE having to drive 20 minutes to the shops because the roads don't even have fucking footpaths

doing a minute silence

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https://youtu.be/F1FcN17hSe0

What is wrong with Scotland?

voting labour in a very safe labour seat purely to spite mummy subedition

urban planning idea: abolish the rules so people can live according to their own preferences

araca

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So glad we got rid of all the racist traditional architecture like pic related
The multicultural prole slave class will be much happier living in featureless cucksheds

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>voting conservative in a labour marginal seat purely to spite the leftypol raiders

that was a nice thunderstorm

>>75334798
>le girls don't poo meme

fuck off child

Every house in Britain looks the same. Not just on the outside. I reckon I could accurately predict the inside layout of 7/10 British houses. If they are terraced, 10/10 inside layouts would be the same.

Voting Labour

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New worlders will never know what it is like to live in an old timey house, it is like a fairy tale except it isn't a fairy tale and there is no room, insulation is bad, and cunts walk past your front window while you're eating your dinner

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>>75334814
>i will never live in a city like this in my lifetime

>>75334748
it wouldnt cause eye cancer. The lens would work through the geometry of the lens rather than doing anything like shining light directly into your eyeball
http://newatlas.com/stealth-computer-display-lcd-polarizing-glasses/29700/
like this but better

imagine trying to give or get interview advice from fucking /brit/

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business idea: Buddhist socialism but with a philosophical aristocracy of monks

official language is Irish Gaelic.

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>>75334796
if you want to live inner city it's pretty unavoidable

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peng

Hate niggers.
Hate pakistanis.
Hate muslims.
Hate arabs of any kind.
Hate the left wing.
Hate labour.
Love my fellow English countrymen.
Love the pub.
Love pints.

Saw some guy throwing a fit because religious hillbillies are the bad guys in Farcry 5.

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>voting conservative in a labour marginal seat purely to spite the leftypol raiders

>>75334898
big fan of this apart from the irish part

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>suburbs
>nice

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Daily reminder this is how the average Brit lives and it is shit.

>>75334898
Not a fan of this apart from the Irish part

I'm voting labour in a labour safe seat to ensure that it remains labour, since there'll be a lot of mongs who will vote for may because of bregsit

>>75334926
when you see middlesbrough south taken by the conservatives
i will tell you to look upon my works
and despair
YOU are earning the tories votes by coming into a lighthearted fun thread and trying to shill your candidate

>>75334712
Trump literally didn't know what brexit and the EU was.
He apparently kept trying to do a trade deal with Germany and had to have Angela Merkel explain the EU to him

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just under 2 weeks til /brit/ gets banned lads

that'll teach those leftypol raiders haha x

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>>75334926
So THIS is who calls me Rasheed

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Honestly can't fathom any other country prefering the UK design, we build one house and then sell it as two.

>>75334940
thought this was a photo of my town then i realised it's just cos 99% of all houses in this country are the exact same

>>75334940
at least your streets have fucking footpaths
if you want to go for a walk here you have to walk on the road

>>75334940
enjoy terraced living tbqh. reckon the community in a place full of detached houses wouldn't be anywhere near as close-knit

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terraced houses are peng

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check my clever filename lol

>>75334975
i mean tbf if it is banned i would be way more productive and it'd probably save my degree
*surreptitiously places a tick in my ballot*

>>75334940
comfy af

>>75334981
most other countries have 50%+ of the population in flats lad

here it's like 10% so I think we have the last laugh

>>75334979
Considering that person most likely exclusively posts on /pol/, no, that's not who is calling you a paki.

Tories and neolibs are the warmongers who caused the refugee crisis in the first place

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Half the UK looks like this. Build one house and sell it as two. Middle class living.

Architecture in London is incredibly depressing. Makes me long to live in the countryside again.

>>75334940
what i find appalling is satellite tv in 2017

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wewbies

>>75334938
I'm doing a big >muh heritage lately and thinking of learning Gaeilge in earnest

I'd like to learn a language and not be a monolingual runt
though I should be focusing on Vietnamese while I'm here, idk if it would be possible to work on two languages
I've also thought about Afrikaans since its apparently the easiest language for an English speaker and would be cool but useless.

try and explain why making 4chan more difficult to access for leftypol, reddit and phoneposters would be a bad thing

>>75335008
>4 floors

FOB

>>75335035
>>75334981
mum bought the next door semi and knocked it through
now it's just one big house

strange how im nearly 20 but i still think of 18 years olds as being older than me

>>75335032
t. Dan the Kekistani

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>>75335035
And the rest looks like this. Why the fuck would any Aussie want to live like this? The only way would be if you want to live in London because you're a super social ambitious person but I doubt those people post on /brit/

>>75334902
>cars parked on both sides (not even on curbs)
>STILL enough room for two lanes of traffic
FOB

at least most people in the UK and here have actual houses with front and rear gardens

most people on the continent live in fucking apartments

what the election like up in scotland
whos going to win

>>75334926
what the FUCK is shadilay
where did it come from and when did it start

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poundbury

These houses are bad but surely they are affordable?

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>voting conservative in a labour marginal seat purely to spite the leftypol raiders

>>75335035
if that was sold as 1 house it'd be a lot bigger than even the average yank or aussie home

bad examples desu

>>75335049
>I've also thought about Afrikaans since its apparently the easiest language for an English speaker and would be cool but useless.
afrikaans is absolutely piss easy, and it sounds kind of cool imo. But south africa is a shit country so no real point

>>75335085
who fucking cares

>>75334798
scottish people belong in a zoo so we can poke them with sticks and watch how they react

>>75335071
I'd beat my dad if he had named me "Dan"

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>>75335059
terraces should all be 3+ floors

>>75334975
/brit/ is a conservative general. May will give us funding to expand /brit/ across 4chan and the rest of the internet.

Leftypol will be sent to a re-education subreddit where they will be made to read the Quran and Das Kapital so they realise what they've been trying to shill all these years.

>>75335086
too european

feel bad for chink children trying to learn all this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY0AMmLuiqk

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Meanwhile Aussies live like Hollywood stars

>Celtic

business idea: terrace houses, but with another set of terrace houses built on top of them

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>they fell for the Australian houses are big meme

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>>75335010

>>75335124
my flat is one road over from where this picture was taken

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fug

>>75334735
good lad

>LELTIC

btfo

>>75335099
yea that's what I feel, would be cool for some White Afrika meme tier shit but not much else
Gaelic is absolutely useless too but resurrecting a dying language feels more noble
though learning Afrikaans might be useful if I ever go to Africa which I might

>>75335093
looks a bit like a young tim farron

>>75335131
>made to read das kapital

*squirts diarrhea all over /brit/ and its posters*

>>75335066
fucking btfo

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>>75335145
they have those in shitty council estates

>>75335124
you don;t seem to have understood the point of my post

also houses like these are sold as solicitors offices in no time

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I quite like New Build estates

>>75334926
state of him
crikey

>>75335131
read Das Kapital twice through now :^)

>>75335201
(that was the joke)

>>75335197
hello leftypol

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>>75335167
>>75335144
Ummmmm not so fast sweaty x

>>75335197
FOY

The goal is a 3 story townhouse in central Edinburgh

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it's not the houses that make British streets depressing
it's the lack of nature strips and general vegetation

would rather live in a flat in england than a detached house here

>>75335210
the buildings themselves aren't THAT terrible....it's the fact that they're crammed in so tight-knit and you're surrounded by lower middle class runtoids.

Soul destroying tbqh

>>75335210
Phwaor, look at that red carpet entrance.

>Average British house

Open the front door which leads directly into the living room. 1/3rd of the living room is taken up by the staircase leading to the upstairs.
Just to the side of the stairs is the doorway to the small square kitchen (the kitchen door which opens to the side of the house is the door everyone uses. No one uses the front door)
If you're lucky, next to the kitchen door is either another door or open archway that leads to a smaller living/dining room. The main living room is so small you can just about fit two 2 seater sofas and a TV. Everything is cramped. The "feature wall" of the living room has some cheap "statement" wallpaper from B&Q of leaves or something. Everything inside is furnished with Argos Colourmatch items with the curtains, lampshade etc being the same bright green colour.
The staircase leads up to the upstairs landing. As you get to the top of the landing you're faced with two choices. Walk left to the master bedroom which can house a double-bed, a wardrobe and maybe a desk. Walk to the right and you get to the bathroom which can only just fit a toilet and a shower in the same space.

>>75335246
remember when liverpool lost 6-1 to stoke under him

>tim has been in his new flat for 6 months now and he still doesn't have a job
ah yes

How are these threads any different from DailyMail comment section?

London is an absolutely awful place to live, filled with shitskins and crime. Sad!

Listen Aussie cunt, drop the google street man into a random suburb of he UK and a random Suburb of Australia and tell me which you would rather live. You can use google to compare public transport and take that into consideration.

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>>75334926

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>>75335210

>>75335265
no, its partially the houses all being the same color

>>75335264
*4 story townhouse in a leafy South London area

READ: Dulwich

>>75335264
the 'burgh new town is peng af

>>75335265
agreed, the lack of space and cager scum meant everyone paved over their front gardens

doubt any of these leftypol posters have ever held a job in production

i've actually spent time working as in a factory and as a machinist, and leftypol upper-middle class runts will be the first against the wall when we revolt

>>75335210
that is a nice one

>>75335299
this guy needs to a slap.

cars should be banned from cities

>>75335210
Kind of loses it's charm when every single house looks like that

>>75335269
Found this estate last time /brit/ was talking about housing

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4275664,-2.6016475,3a,75y,268.46h,90t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sxdUFbjG1tfEhCSa0DTzajw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo0.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DxdUFbjG1tfEhCSa0DTzajw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D359.44916%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656

Unironically think it is Brilliant and wish the rest of the country was as nicely designed. All the houses are decent square footage too (1,600 and above) I checked Zoopla.

>>75335312
that's what makes them /fa/

got the old 'xiety

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so there's a leftypol discord that looms over /brit/ for the sole purpose of annoying us? haha

>>75334988
what? So there isnt pavement?

Do you have a room in your house that you call a veranda? Think it's what yanks call the pantry

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>>75335299
Is there anything more depressing than those drab walls and an orange hue to the lighting

>>75335376
not really

>>75335052
I used to say that we should keep 4chan (and our minds) open to whoever comes our way, and avoid this site becoming an echo chamber. The free flow of ideas is paramount for finding the truth. But I'm coming to the sad realisation that leftypol is not interested in the truth. Their entire goal, and MO, is to ignore and shut down all discussion that conflicts with their beliefs. Spamming fallacious cartoons, BLACKED posting, trying to censor anyone they disagree with. Their smear tactics don't work on here, they can't downvote us, so they just fling insults and lie and generally shit the place up.

There should be some way to stop ban evaders. That would go a long way to stop the would-be censors from interrupting discussion with BLACKED posting and other dishonest, cowardly, and hypocritical tactics.

>>75335362
ah yes another sterile newbuild housing estate built in the middle of nowhere on what used to be a farm

>>75335362
That estate is so good, so nice to look at and giving people enough room but not sprawling out. Wish most of the country was that good.

im economically centre-left but socially centre-right

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Just enjoying a nice, ice cold beverage from Maccies x

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>>75335297
this looks nice

can't remember the last time i had a meal that felt appropriately sized

>>75335385
the pantry is where you keep your food though?

Britain wouldn't look so depressing if we actually had wider streets and roads.
There's nothing worse than our streets, especially with terraced houses, where all the cars are lined up outside the house and the "road" is only wide enough to fit one car. So if another car is coming towards you, one of you have to find an empty spot where someone isn't home and manoeuvre around to get through

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=

>>75335385
>veranda
yanks call that a porch

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>>75335215
*croaky

>>75335410
you're going to get a storm of angry shitposts from the leftpol discord for this

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>>75335376
ye lmoa

>>75335421
>Socially right

So are you religious or just a loser?

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>>75335297
uk suburb easy
also google maps won't load

>>75335376
no, rorke needs a bogeyman to scapegoat
I've contributed to a lot of the corb' shilling and never been on leftypol

>>75335425
oi oi fattieeeeeee
*slaps your bitch tits*

waheyyy

>>75335385
a veranda is a roofed terrrace thing on the ground floor, not a room

you utter squidlet

>>75335362
peng estate

>>75335425
what is this? a liquified snickers bar ?

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>why yes, i do have a "veranda"

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hi x

going to lay in bed and watch qinteresting all day

>>75335297
oh shut up you self-hating cunt
just fuck off and stop spamming

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>So are you religious or just a loser?

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>>75335376
literally
they've decided to come here like /brit/ is some sort of magical trigger point to influence elections but really they're just annoying everyone who's here to talk about tim and minges

pic related, one of the mongs copied the "post something like" from their discord

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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10895030

You are now a scientifically aware citizen.
You now understand that black girl pussy is to be put on a pedestal.
You now understand why Latinas are for nothing more than housekeeping.

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Owen Jones is out canvasing for Labour near where I live

got a porch lads

>>75335545
go and deck him

>>75335440
>>75335448
>>75335482
I know what the porch thing is but we have a room between the kitchen and back garden where we store food, has the washing machine etc
My family calls it the veranda but might just be us

>>75335523
Fake

>>75335463
the social left-wing is a degenerate cancer

>>75335549
british porches are just extra front doors that keep the heat in better than the old wooden door

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>>75335523
>g-guys i need help debating somebody on /brit/, what do i do?

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>>75335514
>self hating

No just self critical, you become better by criticising, I love this country but our housing is dire.

>>75335533
black girls are nasty anyways, porn tries to clean them up as much as possible but outside of some legit Africans with tight bodies and clean diets they are pretty disgusting

fiscally conservative but socially liberal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

>>75335571
utility room you mong

>>75335571
that'd be a pantry or laundry room or something, but certainly not a veranda

tell your family to sort themselves out
veranda????? what?? just
fuck off

>>75335578
better than a yank porch which isn't even walled

does Batman v Superman really have no redeeming qualities

>>75335523
you realise that was bait you moron?

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>>75335600
he actually browses /brit/ doesn't he
love it

im a spy in the leftypol discord, ive infiltrated their ranks, theyre planning a gigantic rasheed invasion
watch out lads... if anyone starts talking about muslims, its a false flag, don't reply

London is 47% green space.

>>75335571
Utility room
t. Yank

>>75335620
yank porches are just patios and are perfectly fine in most parts of america where the weather's actually good

Shan't be posting in this general

>>75335523
doubt she'll ban the 'chon or do any of the age verification tripe

in fact i bet she'll ignore the 'chon entirely because it has a lot of influence politically(in her party's favor) and is a good excuse to put the blame on for any "leak" or "hack" that might befall them

regardless anyone with one eye and half a brain can see that suppressing free speech leads to upheaval. people are already at their breaking point. it'd be foolish to piss them off any further, especially when it serves no other purpose than to "stop terrorism" which clearly doesn't work

>>75335633
>expecting rorke to use logic instead of whatever fits his agenda

off to the veranda to get some food, anyone want anything?

>>75335599
Fiscally leftist but socially fascist

>>75335625
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/433246/batman-v-superman-culture-war-gets-mythic

>>75335600
someone bogpill me on this guy

why is he such an oddball, his mannerisms and clothing. is it to do with being on the spectrum

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Typical day in Britannia

>>75335625
i liked the batman parts of it
besides that, no

>>75335663
sitting outside is for poor people unless it's a few hundred years ago and you're a plantation owner

Got a fit girl that keeps calling me and we talk for like an hour + at a time like its nothing. Problem is she's always trying to talk sexy and I don't do phone sex at all. I just find it awkward

She's like ''I'm so fucking horny right now, babe'' and I don't know wtf to say??

What do I say when she says stuff like this

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How do you sort your anime images so you can post one that covers the ethos of your post?

>>75335697
he used to wear suits to school, apparently didn't have any friends and would sit on his own eating lunch in the corner

Dette blir for dumt

Post more British housing

>>75335719
ask her how her day went

theresa may's internet stuff is inherently anti-freedom, anti-privacy and very dystopian.

routers already have built in blocking software that does a decent job, and it's easily enabled for kids computers so that they can't access adult stuff
theresa may is silly

>>75335700
It is scary that this is real, it just looks so shopped.

desu might take up Afrikaans on duolingo at least to dip my toes in a bit, desu it would be pretty cool to learn and I'm too retarded for non-Germanic languages in my experience.

I remember for a time there was an /int/ + /k/ group all learning Afrikaans (i think, or was it Esperanto) would be fun to start it up again

https://youtu.be/U1YsmpGtRp4

>>75335739
the tories are silly

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storm soon lads

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Me and the gf lads

watched qinteresting for 5 minutes and decided i'm too stupid for british humor

NEED to sit on the porch, drink iced tea and watch over my slaves working on the ol' plantation

>>75335739
Not sure why these people are so shit scared of the internet. How did these big government surveillance state tits take over the conservative party?

Theresa May literally supports Sharia Law and wants to ban the internet
/brit/ will vote this woman

>>75335754
the whole language is pretty similar to english and is very simple, you'll manage it easy
I learned a lot of it when MGS 5 came out cos of the bit in angola

still a bit sunny outside but I think the clouds are finally coming back and the hot spell is ending

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this man predicted both world wars and additionally a 3rd one involving muslims

thoughts?

did i mention he was a freemason?

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Average London flat. 2k a month from Mr Goldstein's Lettings Co.

how dare you disrupt my conservative echo chamber

'eed

>>75335764
Thats nothing compared to the storm Islam will bring to you you dirty kuffar

ALLAH ACKBAR

>>75335777
well you see, some smart people decided to vote for brexit, so david cameron resigned and theresa may managed to become leader

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>face status: missing a fanny

>>75335739
hate the fact that old clueless technophobes in charge of our government go around saying "we need to ban encryption because terrorists use it, or the government needs a back door into encrypted services"

beyond mongtastic
do these people not have younguns advising them

am a young working class conservative voter

when I'm 60 and successful I'll be voting labour

>>75335802
COMFY

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My townhouse

Pretty boring from the outside but the celings are really high, there are nice skylights in my bedroom, and there are lots of trees.

trimming my pubes

Just held down the delete button on my keyboard and zapped about 30 emails out of my inbox

some of them may have been important but it's too late to go back now

>>75335858
how about I knock your teeth in you filthy kraut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0G2vcWzLM4

Housefags

bit into my sarnie and noticed a blob of mold on the crust right next to where i took a bite from

anyone else had any near death experiences lately?

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>>75335771
I have just worked out MTGOW and 'beta males'.

Some men have delayed puberty, and, growing up with girls being bigger than them have an inferiority complex. As they get bigger their hate does not dissipate. They become mtgow

Boys that have normal and early-onset puberty see women as their equals in body size from youth. They then see themselves become bigger and take on more of a protective role. They see no issue in joining feminist causes. These are the beta (alpha) males.

everyone who is voting for labour is a complete numale, a paki or black, or genuinely an autistic piece of shit

>>75335817
>decided to vote for brexit
There was no decision. It was like pulling your hand out of a fire, something you do reflexively.

>>75335905
the pakis will be voting for Theresa "Sharia Law benefits Britain" May

https://www.domain.com.au/17-toxteth-road-glebe-nsw-2037-2013621953
the goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdgPnYyj64&t=0s
off to Norway to go on a crime spree lads

>>75335858
didn't think germans had pubes

>>75335875
go on then go on then

Dieting lads

>>75335927
*vaporises your jawline with one punch*
hehe

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>>75335854
Other view

Why are working class people so fat?

Why can't they pronounce the letter 'h'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ZAQ9rd6g4

>>75335920
a 4million house should get you 20 bedrooms and a lot of personal space

dont care

yes yes really interesting yank

>>75335927
*draws for the tool*

>>75335973
not in Sydney lad

I'm voting Sinn Féin

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/809745/jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-election-eharmony

>Jeremy Corbyn’s election would be likely to spell disaster for those looking for love online in the UK, according to eHarmony CEO Grant Langston.

>On the other hand, if Theresa May is elected in the 2017 election then the UK’s chances of couples finding love will remain 'strong and stable'.

you don't vote for a leader, you vote for a party

which is why voting Conservative is the only sensible option because they're the only party that has its act together. even if May suddenly resigned, the party would still go in a similar direction as it is right now- slowly more right-wing and eurosceptic than Cameron's Tories, but overall pretty centrist

can you really say the same about labour without Corbyn?

drinking a tennents lager

>>75335919
no they obviously wont, labour offers them everythinG AND new brothers

making lunch now but it's so late in the afternoon I can't really call this lunch, but it's also far too early to call it dinner

I call it dunch... or perhaps linner

>>75335410
>The free flow of ideas is paramount for finding the truth.
this sounds like some reddity gobledegoop. If you think that 4chan is anything other than a place to shitpost, belittle others and use buzzwords to win arguments then you are seriously in the wrong place and your only making it worse. This isnt the place to discuss the problems of the world and look for solution its a place to watch the world burn and have people to laugh about it with.

TLDR fuck off reddit scum

>>75336016
wot

might be a vile slug lads

>>75336004
i know it realistically can't im just saying no matter how rich i was it would feel like i was being ripped off

>>75336022
that's why I'm voting lib dem

>>75336045
>gobledegoop
FOY

>all the runts on /brit/ shitting on terraced housing

HOWLING, you'll be lucky to be able to afford one you NEET runt

>>75335914
>There was no decision. It was like pulling your hand out of a fire, something you do reflexively.
mmm yes sweetie whatever you say xx

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>>75335920
What's the fp in bedroom 3?

>>75336016
Hmm I wonder who the EHarmony boss votes for

>>75335960
In DIRE need of an answer

booked an interruption of studies lads

officially a neet now

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>voting conservative when they aren't even a socially conservative party

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>>75336022
cant see 4chan being banned by corbyn

How do you think Paul Nuttalls interview with Andrew Neil will go?

>not voting Yorkshire First

>>75336105
why am I seeing so many people do this recently?

>>75334735
Please vote Tory , I wouldn't mind you guys imploding from the inside

>>75336091
fuck pantry

>>75336122
Corbyn isn't king of labour
the rest of his party might not care much if 4chan is banned since its a hive of bloody racists

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>>75336091
fireplace
my room is structured exactly the same, there would have been one in bed 2 as well but they probably filled it in

reee ree rooo roooo DOING A POO POO ON YOU YOU

anyone remember the cuckio meme

THIS FUCKING RAIN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75336022
>overall pretty centrist

business idea: build some more tower blocks

sonos is so fucking shit

can't believe i got conned into getting one

TURTLEMONG IS ALONE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

morning

Business idea: raze every forest on the planet and replace them with tenements

>>75336016
normies will get BTFO?
are jezza has my vote

>muh strong and stable party

oh fuck off
jeremy corbyn is a perfectly acceptable leader and any issues that have arised during his leadership of the labour party are because of blairites not fucking off to the libdems where they belong

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>>75336130
It sounds like an easy way out. People love those.

>>75336122
The banning of websites is usually the duty of the Home Office

The Home Secretary in this case would either be Amber Rudd or Diane Abbott.

neither are really good options lad, but only one of them hates white people

>>75336230
there are only like 5 blairites left in labour
the rest are all soft lefties like tom watson

post

>theresa may
>0 children
>jeremy corbyn
>3 children

I'm voting for labour

>>75336276
nonce

>>75336276
RASHEED

>>75336239
>but only one of them hates white people

You don't know that, for all you know Diane Abbott might be a massive racist

>>75336060
depends what you want in a home
everything inside is finished to an insane standard, most of the floorboards are original, sympathetic extensions etc.
would never want a giant house anyway

>>75336284
what did he mean by this

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Jeremy Corbyn and his wife.

>>75336276
'nce

>>75336045
>If you think that 4chan is anything other than a place to shitpost, belittle others and use buzzwords to win arguments
The most reddit statement of all. You won't remember this, but back in the day, 4chan was a centre for some pretty civilised discussion. There were memes, and there were shitposters, but the memes were creative and usually based on OC (original content), and the shitposters were told to go back to /b/.

Then Reddit found out and the invasion began, and people stopped telling shitposters to go back to /b/. Then The Fappening and Gamergate brought an army of newfags, who assumed that every 4chan board was in the spirit of /b/, and so they shitposted like their life depended on it.

4chan went from being a dozen cool teens skipping school to smoke behind the bike shed, to being 200 preteens running and screaming in the hallway between lessons.

You are the cancer, Anon.

>>75336276
>Theresa May
>One monogamous husband
>Jeremy Corbyn
>3 wives

hmm

Fucking hate James Corden.

why do people want things that they don't need?

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>>75336334
and an affair with are Di

what is bengay

>>75336340
hedonism

>>75336330
ha not reading any of that

>>75336330
4chan is like the "summer home" of redditors who come here so they can shit up the place and spam lame memes/political wank without hurting their precious internet credit score.
then they get all defensive anytime they get called out on it

>>75336387
what the hell is this supposed to be

>>75335891
This is a terrible post.

>>75336427
the "only things 90s kids will remember" for the current generation of Europe

Can I post again

did a wank (female)

>Enters thread still hungover from last night party on the yacht of the nephew of the prince of Qatar in which he slept with two teenage lithuanian models, beat Winnie Mandela at checkers, smoked a blunt with James Joint, talked about wine with Andres Iniesta and about milk with an actor who played Arthur in the Sopranos.
Sup guys?

>everyone refuses to post until a new meaning we don't get a new for ages
ah yes my favourite time of /brit/

>>75336484
>>75336484
>>75336484

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Imagine if Diane Abbott was white and all the stuff she said against white people was against black people, think she would be fired

#blackprivilege

>>75335085
Some guy on /pol/ found an old Italian CD with a frog on it and the word P.E.P
E
The rest is history.

>>75336472
>Arthur
it's artie ya fucking zip

>>75336487
fucking hell it's only ever 20 posts max, do you have ADHD lmao

owned

>>75336487
Pon di overground lads

Off for a few pints along the Thames

Craving social intimacy.

>>75336472
fuck off back to redddit