What would you do if the Dutch invaded your country?

laugh

Impregnate the females, destroy the males and indoctrinate the young.

Join them

>>75334053
like the muzzies did with you long ago alberto?

Flee to the UK.

rape

>>75334087
Do you even history friend?

>>75334087
that doesn't make any sense, he is a portugese not a visigoth, portuguese were never indoctrinated by muslims

t. autism

>>75334000
call it a glorious revolution obviously

join them

le who?

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

Thank you for delivering best thread of the month brit.

I would gladly welcome civilization and rejoice over this bright future

>>75334000
Already have... we Call them the "English"

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>>75334114
"From 711 to 1249, much of the territory of what is now Portugal (namely south of the Mondego river, but particularly in the Alentejo and the Algarve) was under Muslim control, and was called Al-Garb Al-Andalus (the west of Al-Andalus)."

>>75334147
This unironically already happened in the past. Thats how the Batavian republic was established.

fight back the calvinist heretics

>>75334188
I mean: when the French joined in when the Dutch were invading the Dutch.

Either fight them or accept our Frankish overlords as our masters and rekt whole Europe in their name, as we did before.

We are peaceful, unlike all of our detestable neighbours (the French, the Germans, the English) who love to invade, we simply want to live our lives in peace.

Sadly, us being surrounded by imperialist hyenas from all sides makes this difficult. Our best neighbour by far is the sea, which has tried to kill us too but who we've beaten into submission, for now. And even behind that sea lies the greatest abomination of an island, filled with people who would make orcs look beautiful and peaceful. The British.

We just want to be left alone.

>>75334185
>this bait

You do know that the whole Portugal nation thing was created to just murder moors right?

>>75334185
And then asturians reconquered that land and expelled the muslims by creating the county of Portugal. Later those people continued the reconquista removing couscous by repopulating those area with christians, thus why Spain and Portugal had low populations during the middle ages.

>>75334000
invade them back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njzf9bm_imo
have a beer afterwards

>>75334259
>implying they didnt impreggo alot of weemin 500+ years

whatever lets you sleep at night barbossa

Surrender
The toothpaste empire will rise

Join them

>>75334357
Truly a nation of philosophers.

>>75334000
They can't enter a country higher than 10 metres above sea level

>>75334254
We don't "love to invade"

We love to bully

>>75334000
Rape the women soldiers desu,
and rise up our massive population to counterattack

>>75334000
Be happy. I'm a Dutchboo.

>>75334327

>don't know what else to google
>LOL
>LMAO
>BTFO

no arguments to save yourself from your ignorance, you're just a waste of oxygen to the rest of us.

They did. I don't know much about it except they failed.

Breed with their women and create Belgians.

Accept gracefully the invasion, host them and made them relax and get used to good food, good weather.
In the meanwhile promise to do all the productive things they ask us to do but actually postpone them indefinitely.
Day by day slowly corrupt their soul and eventually transform them into lazy meds.
It's not our first rodeo, it always works.

>>75334719
shouldn't we rather call you to remove them ?

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>>75334855
u smart

>>75334000
I would welcome them. The Dutch would live in Norway, and Netherlands could become belgian.

I would feel pretty good about this.

>>75335108
>could become belgian

got a better idea : Belgium and Netherlands become French, with their help we kill kebabs and make Francia GREAT AGAIN

>>75335153
Sure why not. As long as the Dutch came and lived in Norway.

>>75335186
hum...

Yea, repopulating Netherlands seems to be a good idea

>>75335153
>wanting walloons in your country
Are you suicidal?

I don't think we have time to invade other countries. We only work 30 hours a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtXW1LNUXJE

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Laugh at them, while they are trying to ride their stupid bikes on our destroyed roads.

>>75335401
Are they this bad?

whatever, we're a suicidal people : most frenchies respect, tolerate blacks, arabs, jews, muslims and they voted for a fucking liberal to counter a socialist woman depicted as Satan himself.

>>75335810
Is he for open boarders?

>>75335810
We took in a large number of walloons between the 17th and 18th century and look at us now.

>>75334000
welcome them with open arms as HDI brethren

they were the first Europeans in Australia also

>>75334000

put termites in their shoes

Some of their descendants still live in the area on the map

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil

>>75336244
Brazil is WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

>>75334000
Put a small step at every door so that they'd bump their heads and just laugh at them.

>>75334000
we have Uruguay for drugs

>>75336591
At this point; anyone with a bit of European can be considered as European as long as it boost our ever decreasing number

hahahahaha
Yeeessss....YESSSSSSSS

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>>75334000
Place a bucket of water on top of my door, because Dutch people are scared of being flooded

shitpost about it on 4chan

>>75334000
get a dutch gf

>>75336831
devilish

>>75334000
orchestrated hit and run attacks on strategic camper van rental sites

>>75336113
Yeah, they always mention that their family immigrated from Walloon.

>>75334000
Kill all their men and impregnate all their women.

>>75334000
kms

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>>75334000
as long as they bring their culture, I wouldn't complain.

>>75334000
gotta fight back just like we did back then

>>75337441
Indeed we do
t. 1/64 Wallonian

>>75334000
id be ok with this

Awesome. I always wished the US had been a Dutch colony rather than an English one.

Learn their goofy language and shitpost as normal

>>75334000
I am an extremely ugly shitskin, what are my chances of banging her?

>>75334000

> dutch
> invading

Stock up on bicycles. It will be quite a profit.

>>75334571
this triggered moor again kek. One of your forefathers was named karim abdul. Deal with it

>>75336113
What's the link between your cuckoldry and walloons, tho?

>implying they havent already

they "invade" every summer, we smile and take their money

>>75339291

Holländer-Maut, jetzt! Da können wir von den Italienern was lernen!

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>>75336831
Joke's on you, we'll simply polder the shit out of your petty little bucket.

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>>75335810
>most frenchies respect
Nope

It is the Bretons, the Occitans, and the Basques

French hate shitskins

>>75338811
just like your grandchildren

>>75334000
force them to teach us how to become oil niggers and after a couple of years make a duterte-style drug addict purge to get rid of 80% of the dutch population.

>>75334000
I think we are fairly similar people. I wouldn't mind them coming here.

Help them.
The duch should be running the world.

>>75334000
My surname is from there so I'd join them and purge the Mexicans for the Groot Nederlands Rijk.

>>75340647

What superiority do they offer besides cheap weed and dutch honey waffles?

>>75334000
They already invaded our Midwest.

They're fucking assholes but have great cheese and pastries.

DUTCH EAST INDIE WILL RISE AGAIN!

>>75340727
Best civic society in the world
Historically tolerant but not retarded
Masters of finance and commerce
Beautiful language and people

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>>75340311
at least we have grandchildren

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>>75334000
Nothing, they're pretty cool guys.

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Welcome them with a pint and relax as they overdose on beer

>>75340974

You almost had me until "beautiful language". I could speak like them if I had a potato in my mouth. Constantly.

>>75340843

Ah, the age old question of the american: Do I invade this country or do I go for another XXXTRA-LARGE bag of pastries and a wheel of cheese.

>>75340974
>beautiful language
Oh, now I know you're just memeing.

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>>75340974
>Beautiful language and people

>>75341085

Hän on Muricalainen. Muricalainen kieli on huono ja tyhmä murre.

>>75341054
You take the wheel and cheese, naturally. The swamp niggers have kept us from invading for years now.

As long as they bring their urban planning with them, sounds good to me

>>75341186
But what about the pastries?

>>75334000
Start selling tiny foamy beers and make an absolute killing

Surrender immediately. Holland is the only european cunt I can tolerate.

>>75341157
>>75341085
>>75341054
Plebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgbmogecn2g

>>75340206
My ass.

10M people voted for a "nationalist" party but 20M people voted for the liberal/against nationalism.

>>75341249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Mu--_cHw8

>>75341249

You could've posted Heidevolk, but no, you had to go with this gay asmr shit.
Am disappoint.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOLeLX0Q9U

>>75340974
>Beautiful language and people

You must be autistic.

>>75334000
Build a wall around them, which they would pay for.

>>75341820

You do know that is how they get clay, don't you?

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>>75334000
Nukes

>>75341249
>Brown hair
She is not an Ethnic Dutch

>>75342450
She's pure frankish girl

>>75342450
might be a Sp*nish rape babby

>>75334000
Roll over I guess. The south formed belgian. I wish the north did too.

Brabant independence 2019!

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Burn them all

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>>75334000
breed with a pure virgin farm girl

Let them come and let them improve us.

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They already tried to do it