corbyn edition
fuck jez
>>75327325
Fucking hell mate
hoping the ol jan' deletes this
I don't hate thailad himself like that autistic fella but I just don't like nonces, sorry nothing personal lad
>I'm here for my job interview
still get fucking spots on my face
fuck my shitty skin genetics
>>75327373
Oh, then I have good news for you. Actual nonces need hanging.
>>75327399
no they don't
they're mentally ill and need help
>>75327391
Try washing it once in a while.
Cannot understand anyone with spots these days. It's pure laziness. Simply washing your face once a day and they are guaranteed to go a way yet people still don't do it
>>75327399
Is this a suicide note?
>>75327411
If they haven't acted on it, ok.
>Manchester mayor Andy Burnham says the attack is the work of an “extremist”. An extreme what? An extreme rabbit?
>Sadiq Khan says “London is united with Manchester”, but he does not condemn Islamic State – who have claimed responsibility for the bomb
Moz getting torn apart by the media for talking sense
>>75327399
didn't know thailad had rorkist tendencies
labour will put you on a list when they get in m8
>>75327421
it's genetic
never used "face wash" and never had spots
>>75327451
the tories themselves aren't even rorkes, they're cuckservatives
>>75327421
I wash it every fucking day, multiple times
>>75327451
It's fairly basic psychology. Lots of people who are really anti gay are secretly gay, they need to make sure they shout through loudest about how gays are evil to hide their secret. You're seeing the same thing there.
>'I couldn't possibly be a nonce remember the time i said nonces should be killed! '
>>75327489
yet it's you that's obsessed by the subject.
>>75327489
>Lots of people who are really anti gay are secretly gay
this is an actual meme gents, and it needs to end asap
The little girl who was photographed being comforted by a policewoman following the Manchester Arena attack lost her mother in the explosion.
Her mother Michelle, 45, was one of the 22 victims of the bomber.
Just hours before the bombing, Mrs Kiss, of Clitheroe, Lancashire had posted a picture of Millie and a friend on Facebook with the caption: “Excited girlies ready to watch Ariana.”
>>75327469
Just like being fat is genetic eh?
>>75327482
Well that's fucking stupid isn't it?
>Moz getting torn apart by the media for talking sense
>>75327522
dumb bint
>>75327537
Ah yes, the left wing melbourne retard that posts interracial couples to 'trigger' rorkes is a heartless faggot supporting the terrorists I'm very shocked.
what do you reckon the actual portion of neets is on 4chan? I'd say under 10%
niggers coons gays fags wogs pakis chinks spics
>>75327564
Quite low. LOTS of students and /b/ is full of schoolies
>>75327501
>obsessed
This argument again. Claim everyone who ever says anything bad about you is obsessed.
>>75327523
>Just like being fat is genetic eh?
what
look it up. you're either predisposed to acne or not. not washing, a shit diet, smoking etc. flares it up in people who are
>>75327564
definitely higher than that on boards like /int/, /r9k/, and /pol/
Fourteen-year-old Nell Jones has been confirmed as one of the 22 victims of the Manchester terror attack at an Ariana Grande concert.
Holmes Chapel Comprehensive School, told Express.co.uk that police have confirmed their pupil was one of 22 to die in Manchester Arena on Monday night.
Headteacher Dennis Oliver, told Express.co.uk: “It has now been announced in the school that Nell has unfortunately died.
“I have just done six assemblies to tell the pupils. Children are all over the place crying. We are all devastated.
>>75327523
Acne actually is genetic though
The tories are wankers, not a socialist just don't like tories. Simple as.
Watching High Stakes Poker
>>75327579
I'm saying acne freaks have always have the same excuse as fatties, that it's genetic. Yet the problem is the exact same in both cases, pure laziness.
would like to make pseudo-journalistic rorke vlogs for youtube but i'm not motivated or intelligent enough
>>75327564
It's actually fairly difficult to be a NEET and it requires a very specific situation involving enabling parents, most "NEETS" are just doing badly at university and post on /r9k/ all day complaining about stuff. There's also a big difference between the NEET mindset (reeee wagies etc) and a typical unemployed person who actively wants a job and a normal life.
>>75327523
>Well that's fucking stupid isn't it?
is it
how
>>75327600
Wanted to do that too but it's not monetised anymore so meh
>>75327587
>>75327575
You think you're really slick in debate tactics but you come across highly autistic. If I indulged you, you'd spend the next hour spinning everything I said, but I haven't to time today.
>>75327605
You have horrible acne yet you've never Googled anything on it? A child could tell you over washing your face makes it worse
>>75327606
if you have enough followers you can just get patreon like sargon does
i'm 24 and my gf is 27, should we start making babies now? i feel like i'm too young but the biological clock is ticking for her
Eating breakfast by myself outside on this lovely fresh morning
No fucking Normies awake because they're all in bed comatose from drink and drugs haha, fucking normies
>>75327421
Are you stupid? Acne incidence past a certain point cannot be attributed to hygiene.
>>75327647
>too young
>24
nah
Just wish he'd leave the kids alone, simple as
Poland BTFO the EU
https://youtu.be/QPZiAQ9bKbk
>>75327647
Never have children.
>>75327620
This post is filled with actual real anger. Over someone slagging off your Internet personality? Come on lad just drop the facade and you'll be much happier
>>75327647
my older brother knocked up his gf when he was 26 and they married for the bennies
>Never have children.
>>75327671
What does the QI stand for? That's new to me, not been keeping up
should I buy ETH on this dip lads?
>>75327671
BASED BOLAND
:DDD
>>75327692
Queer and Intersex i think. Fucking stupid
>>75327692
quite interesting?
>89 pages
If i see someone with tattoos on their forearms, neck hands or face I know not to associate myself with that trash. :)
>>75327696
I think the dip is gunna go on a little longer but I could be wrong. I fucking would. A big bubble just burst. It always goes back up to a new stable price floor.
>>75327649
>American
Not surprised. It's as simple as washing your face, but if you're the one in a million that doesn't work for then it's your diet. Stop eating so much shitty processed food and smashing mountain dew
>>75327626
i've tried loads of different things and i still keep getting it
>>75327706
unironically considered getting a facial tattoo so i could never get a job even if i wanted one
>>75327706
went to a snooker hall with a m8 and took an hour to play a frame with highest break of 8
don't think pros are actually human
Alright lads just packing my stuff up and moving to a third world gook shithole to slave away earning gooky peanuts for the rest of my life with no friends or family or countrymen.
Not a nonce on the run from Merseyside police just love humidity and dengue fever, really is simple as.
never understood why people want children
on /brit/ nobody knows you're a girl pretending to be a boy
>>75327706
Tattoos should only be on your torso or thigh and that is pushing it 2bh.
>>75327743
Good post
>>75327743
Kek
>>75327753
Agreed f a m
really want a gf
>>75327766
Shut up nerd
>tattoos
on guys they're just gross for the most part
on girls they can be okay if they're not silly and in a good place
>>75327700
Thought queer was an insult? How's it different than gay?
>>75327748
it's a biological imperative
>>75327748
what's the point of your existence if not to procreate? the dumbest toothless sudanese nigger with 10 kids dying of ebola has achieved more than the loftiest public intellectual who dies childless
>>75327782
well i lack it then
>>75327781
Queer just means different. Lovecraft uses the word queer all the time in his stories to describe something unusual
>>75327706
https://youtu.be/d77PE3GHU3Q
What if they're super awesome sci-fi tattoos
>>75327781
they've reclaimed the word
fag and bender next
>>75327813
And gay just means happy. Clearly not what I'm asking
>>75327809
>what's the point of your existence if not to procreate?
don't have one, nor does anyone. existence doesn't need a point.
>the dumbest toothless sudanese nigger with 10 kids dying of ebola has achieved more than the loftiest public intellectual who dies childless
good for him
not everyone wants to or should reproduce
I think you should kill yourself dilbert
>>75327819
I guess its just personal opinion, but i think they look awful. They all look cheap and tacky.
tattoos creep me out
instantly think of people with them as lesser
>>75327809
>achieved more
Procreation is falsely claimed as the point of life, the pinnacle of achievement, when it is only a biological imperative, a status not deserving any particular esteem. The point of life is only passed on. The urge to have children is only the urge to pass on this torch to allow for continuity for a quest that is never realized.
I've not bothered to Google it but there's bound to be a link with tattoos and lack of intelligence
>>75327843
Yeah I agree. Some people can pull it off and look cool I think but you wouldn't hire them. If you're a more masculine (non-numale) guy and you don't need to work (self employed or rich) then it can be fine. Wouldn't just not associate with them on site but if they're here for the job interview they can fuck off.
>requires a very specific situation involving enabling parents
me
>>75327819
>in your 70s with a storm trooper on your neck
Reason enough to never get one
>>75327872
It's the case with every NEET, how else could you support yourself in the modern world?
>>75327889
>but old people can't pull off tattoos
I'm a broken man
don't become a NEET kids
it breaks your mind
got called a yanky danky doodle twat on /sp/
Just remember every single generation of your biological history over hundreds of thousands of years has fucked to get you here, yet you're a virgin
I'm a quarter Chinese.
>>75327919
Yes but a good portion of your relatives didn't have babies. When your grandparents have 7 kids your parents are just an insurance card.
>>75327919
that's a weird thought
wonder where i went wrong
>>75327917
how long you been in for?
coming up on 10 months me
>>75327934
post little shrivelled up brown dick
>saved another frog
promised myself I wouldn't do this
>>75327934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzoCmpdjAw
wonder if my parents know i'm a KHV and talk about me
>>75327982
They do, even to your siblings
t. sibling
When I traveled through Latin America of hostel girls and locals, came inside most the time, and never left valid contact info. Unlikely any are preggy, but you never know lads ;)
>>75327972
how many frogs you got lad?
solid 700 here
>>75327956
just under 4 years
remembering all the times i was a twat in school and probably ruined some teachers day haha...
>>75327988
pretty sure my sister is a khv too
>>75327919
>every single generation of your biological history over hundreds of thousands of years
>every anglo-origin poster in this thread are 17th cousins with you
>>75328016
Is your sister cute?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495403687679.webm
Think about this vid a lot
>>75328016
She isn't lad
>>75328029
at a bit of a loss as to what to do with myself today lads
> Could sit in my room all day as that requires no effort and I have nothing to do but that's depressing
> Could go into town and wander around but it's going to be heaving with fucking normies and humid/rainy
> Could sit in the library and get some work done but I don't have anything to do really nor the motivation to do it
hmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
think I need some of those things
what're they called
ah yes
"friends"
might go downstairs to get a bowl of cereal xxx
IM SORRY MAMA
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU
I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY
BUT TODAY IM SHARTING IN MY CLOSET
having a chinky listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eys1vNuY8-Y
>>75328029
Me in the bus drivers seat
>>75328029
why did he tell his friend who just got hit by a bus to fuck off
>>75328022
nah
>the US won the space r--
>>75328076
>Masterless Samurai
*tips lampshade*
Off to Amsterdam lads, want owt?
Wish we could combine Corbyn's non-interventionism with Cecil Rhodes' racism. He would be the perfect statesman.
>>75328060
sit in the garden
>>75327997
had a few hundred before I deleted my 4chimps folder
relapsed a while ago and now back to 60
*poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495863027871.webm
>>75328109
same thing happened but even worse in russia
cosmonaut got turned to a mass of charcoal after re-entering the atmosphere
there's a pic of some russian generals with really grossed out faces looking at it
Going on Reddit lads. Going to bring back a funny picture. ;)
>>75327999
impressive
>>75328016
doubt it. seen plenty of fat girls with ok looking lads
>>75328142
Bringing back the first image I saw on reddit
>>75328114
jelus x
>>75328158
>>75328137
oooooh mmmhmmwwaaiittt a minute that's a penis
bent as fuck
>>75328190
Is this another undocumented graduate who's about to be deported?
fucked it lads
royally fucked it
>>75328213
#undocumented and smarter than all you dumb whiteys and going to #harvard hahaha fuck you lil dick whiteys
>post "never forget 9/11"
>Brit fucker asks "what happened on November 9th?"
>>75328220
Shame.
>>75328213
funny reddit pic
>>75328237
Absolutely mad that.
kind of want Corbyn to win and I'm not even a lefty
ah yes Sydney
>>75328246
would batter the cunt if I saw him try that
>Manchester attack: Hate crime 'doubles' after incident
Reminder that moderate Muslims are the real victims of terrorism
>>75328135
>>75328237
shat myself
>>75328289
It's not even been a week fucks sake
>>75328246
Not even kidding I would haul off and heem someone who did that
>>75328282
would gf in a heartbeat
>>75328282
>>75328289
>kids get blown up by a nail bomb
>Muslim hag gets her scarf pulled off
WHO'S THE REAL VICTIM HERE???
>>75328246
Fucking hell that's abusive and it's what, £3?
Sister took the cat again. Going to teach her a lesson.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495812962952.webm
>>75328282
Kind of hot tbqh.
>>75328331
GIVE ME HER NUMBER YOU CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>75328331
don't get that kind of porn
nobody shags like that
>>75328331
who's the woman
i know the man is bruce venture
>>75328363
>knowing the name of a male porn star
bruv...
>watching anything other than solo and lesbian porn
ah yes, I love seeing another guy's cock and hearing him grunt his head off, real turn on.
>>75328386
ah yes the insecure deeply closeted homosexual
>>75328384
he's pretty distinctive
>>75328403
delete this bitch
As their lies wash you down and their promises rust, you'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns
The face of British fascism.
>>75328403
yeah love those shots where the screen is literally 90% taken up by the guy's shithole too
>>75328425
he's irish
>>75328410
>>75328363
bent twat
what are the Britishers who are awake doing?
>>75328478
Watching political stuff
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08rz3pr/the-andrew-neil-interviews-election-2017-jeremy-corbyn
>>75328478
eating brekkie aha x
>>75328331
source? link to /gif/ thread?
>>75328478
Waiting for a delivery from Coles so I can fuck off to sleep.
why do yanks go around saying "parmejaan" cheese "parmejaaaaan"
like FUCKING HELL it's the simplest thing to get right but they're just incapable of it
really fucking hate yanks lads, hATE THEM
bored
>>75328523
Have a wank
>>75328523
>>75328532
pics x
Don't like the royals, jews, muzzies, yanks. not racist, just don't like em, simple as.
aisha got linked to normie twitter
>>75328550
all twitter is normie twitter
>>75328515
that's how it is pronounced by the inventors, so pronounce it the right way you dumb fucking pom
>>75328425
I NEED ADVICE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>75328482
good lad. hope you're voting for are jezza
>>75328485
am an early riser myself x
>>75328501
only 4 o'clock lad
>>75328564
what about the corner full of racist anime paedophiles?
pretty girls make graaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAVES
>>75328550
https://twitter.com/nontolerantman/status/867084697884602370
why did she retweet this
it's a well known alt right account
>ask the boyfriend what he wants for dinner
>idk
>Want schnitzel?
>ok
>You want burger, home made parma, schnitzel and chips?
>well im fine to basically have what your saying
>yes but i gave you options
>yeah that's good
He didn't listen to a word I fucking said just kept clicking away on Civ 5. Going to do something drastic.
>>75328576
except it's literally not you stupid fucking yank
>>75328593
dont know sorry
>>75328583
They're normie racist anime paedophiles
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/868048452747485184
screaming at this
>>75328610
faggot lol
>>75328581
Was up really early. Planning my trip back to Europe for a month or two and I was skyping with a friend I'm meeting in Amsterdam before going back to the UK. Pretty sleepy already.
>>75328610
what city you in?
>>75328613
look up the italian pronunciation you braindead fuckstick
>>75328610
ask the gf what she wants to eat almost every day and I don't think she's ever once given me a straight answer
don't know why I bother asking, I just blurt it out
>>75328642
Why anon?
>>75328629
Like this too, thanks lad.
>>75328647
I work with an Italian, have had Italian friends, and watch Italian cooks on the telly. I don't need some fucking yank twat who can't say a simple word talking back to ME.
Sit down and learn your place, spastic yank twat.
> parmejhaaan and erb paaasta noodles
fuck off yank you scum sucking cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GK301B2jcc
>>75328690
wow look, you're fucking retarded
>>75328690
fuck off dago
>>75328723
> the yank actually thinks this translates to "parmejhaaann"
fucking hell just drink bleach you stupid cunt
never reply to me again
>I watch Italian cooks on the telly
>>75328710
can't take him seriously, crack up every time i see him
>>75328742
wew you are VERY angry
>>75328741
I think you need a little help
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA_for_Italian
dʒ = j
fuck off now
>>75328654
Might push you into /brit/ stardom.
I've already helped multiple /brit/ personalities increase their profile.
I think you've got what it takes, and I think I can take YOU to the next level.
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3395607,-6.2414871,3a,15y,19.99h,79.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sthLvcR2ZeYB8mYYpHU9xUA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Irish slags want the BBC
>>75328766
I don't want an identity on /brit/ though that defeats the point of coming to 4chan entirely. The whole site is meant to be Fleeting. Deleteable. Untraceable. Anonymous. Never want an identity for more than a single thread.
got anterior pelvic tilt
>>75328765
j, not jhaaa
ugly little yank twat, learn to speak
She will fight in the a race war
>>75328806
>ja vs jhaaa
hmmm, having a large think about this, very different aren't they
>>75328823
but she's half native american
american popular culture has been thoroughly negrofied
>>75328794
>I don't want an identity
It's too late for that, oh pale twink.
It's too late for that.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495426694669.webm
>this man is somewhere in the world
>>75328837
Clearly referring to your obnoxious yank drawl you moron
>>75328840
>t.riley reid expert
>>75328823
would marry
>>75328863
I'm not mad because everyone around the world wants to learn american english anyway. that's what is in their media all the time
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
going to do an explosive wank in the bathroom
>>75328858
is this a snuff film?
>>75328875
>>75328863
the new zealand accent is probably the worst in the entire english speaking world. breathy, fat man, intonation.
>>75328898
rorke
>>75328911
NEED an acne gf
>>75328935
>>75328916
not any worse than a y*nk accent
>>75328953
hello literal faggot
>>75328941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYVukAWbyw
>>75328925
i'm a sheed
reminder that yanks also pronounce "hover" as "huvver"
>reluctantly watch first episode of Stargate season 9
>it's as bad as I imagined
>Suddenly fucking Vala appears
oh hell fucking no
>>75328979
good lad. what's your background?
>>75328971
Being a sexy young woman must be amazing
>>75328991
fargate is fun
The Irish are waging a race us against the Anglos
>>75328990
makes more sense than "hoe vah"
>>75328995
Think I'd hate it desu. Don't like attention.
Zbigniew Brzezinski is dead
>>75329033
want to know what's wrong with yanks and their inability to understand how people pronounce things
> hoe vah
literally what are you on
fuck off
Seeing how annoying gay men are makes me realize how women often feel.
>>75329050
is she masturtabing/
>>75329059
>want to know what's wrong with yanks and their inability to understand how people pronounce things
I think it might be something like when groups of people of the same language are isolated for many years, different accents develop
Inspiring stuff
nato is just a rehashed version of the waffen ss
>>75329075
wish yanks would isolate themselves to fucking mars
>>75329094
why does everyone want to move to america and not the shitty uk by the way? what's up with that? lol
>>75329142
probably because the uk is shite
haha
>>75329162
seems so
>you will never be an Anglo Irish nobleman who organises party at your house attended by 10's of thousands of people
>>75329178
>that pic
>it's an "anon isn't sure if girls are giving him genuine compliments or if they're just flirting with him" episode
>>75329193
west brit CUNT
I'm terrorfied of the upcoming race war lads
>>75329210
whenever a girl says anything nice to me i assume she's just trying to bait me into doing something stupid in order to laugh at me
not an aspiring writer but if I was I would be terrified of someone finding out I am
>graduate from uni
>move to london
>earn £21-25,000/year
>pay £7-800/month for 1 room in a flat share, have left wing opinions and feel superior to all the "country bumpkins" up north despite being born there
half of my friends right now haha
>>75329258
Literally my entire facebook feed is this right now. I'll be a Welsh country bumpkin every day of the week over a fucking Londoner.
>>75329057
Got out before the nukes go off
> not sure if she's flirting with you because you're too much of a sperg
listening to black metal
why do I keep letting myself run out of benzos
stupid stupiDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
if i see one more yank cross my path i shall be writing a stern letter to Scotland Yard
>>75329367
hey chief, doop off would ya
feeling the ol 'ression
>>75329359
sort ya life out lad
>>75329372
*flips you off*
oi cunt go suck off your president or something
t-times moving too quickly lads
>>75329391
just get a gf then
>tfw bought £600 of bitcoin and ether a few days ago
>down 30% today
lmao, gas me boys
>>75329415
lmao
*knees your bollocks*
WHO'S WITH ME TO HANG THE MICKS
DICK THE MICK DICK THE MICK
THESE MICKS MAKE ME SICK
ordered a 'pizza x
>>75329415
You melt
>>75329415
>a few days ago
ah yes, the ol' buy high sell low approach I see
nocoiners need to be shot on site
>>75329415
Don't sell. This is the 4th BTC bubble. They'll be another.
>>75329439
:DDDD
don't really mind, in for a several year hold
made a couple grand during the birth of LTC years ago
>>75329404
Not enjoying the earth spinning round the sun irreversibly meme
>>75329439
and by on site I mean on the exchange sites
>>75329434
>'pizza
you fucked it
>>75329461
ummmm.... don't think so sweaty x *giggles*
>>75329439
>nocoiners need to be shot on site
>on site
>site
>>75329458
>trying to cover it up
would u rather fuck ur mum or ur dad
>>75329414
if you're actually depressed a gf doesn't help
in fact might make it worse as the responsibilities of maintaining a relationship bring more of your failings to bear haha
>pork for dinner
going to put a bullet against my head and pull the trigger till it goes click
>>75329478
delete this post please mate
ordering pizza capers
VERY important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/13050754
https://www.strawpoll.me/13050754
https://www.strawpoll.me/13050754
https://www.strawpoll.me/13050754
https://www.strawpoll.me/13050754
https://www.strawpoll.me/13050754
>>75329506
I'm standing as a DUP candidate in Surrey tbqh
>>75329506
Voted and I'm not even British. Cheeky I am.
>>75329497
>put a bullet against my head
why are cunts on pol such weenies
a bit early in't-it lads