10 inch snake Edition
*migrates disrespectfully*
tfw no gf
Tom Jim is my idol
Really wish my ex didn't dye her hair
emily
>>75325907
why do you care if she's ur ex tho
>>75325869
Because Hispanics are lazy vagabonds who don't have the same lever of organization as blacks and as such there's no group to demand representation. Same with Asians.
I read somewhere that Captain Morgan Black was better than Kraken, is that statement true? Since Captain Morgan Spiced Rum is just awful, I doubt it is.
Australia doesn't even have its own general. fucking pathetic
>>75325907
She's starting to look like an old woman
wish I could just fast forward 3 years
>>75325913
I don't know
I just do
>>75325909
versus
>>75325921
d-don't draw the wrath of AUSNZ + BALT
>>75325929
who is this
>>75325916
(You)
You guys aren't hanging out alone on a Friday night are you?
>>75325923
wish i could rewind three years
>>75325929
by the time they finish loading the thread we'll already be making a new one
>>75325948
what was 3 years ago?
wish i could tolerate society
i drank a big cup of coffee now i have power fantasies
>>75325929
Feel like reproducing with her
pic related, me
wish i could
>>75325922
She doesn't look like a teenager anymore but I think it's just a bad picture
>>75325945
I'm hanging out with my best friends
>>75325945
of course not. i got you guys
>>75325951
good times
>>75325945
Getting drunk in my room, that's goddamn right I am son
*watches zulu*
>>75325962
Would shag your ex mate if you catch my drift
>>75325955
suumi
>>75325966
>not posting the better smoking pepe
>>75325979
>>75325941
she's from latin american which is a bit odd
>>75325869
i am 6'3 with a penis under five inches
>>75325986
why's it odd?
>>75325989
You should transition and become an Amazonian transbian.
>>75325986
yes but
who
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>75325989
Despite my best efforts all my posts are bland and derivative. I wanted to elevate shitposting to the level of a fine art. I need inspiration. I need a Muse.
>>75325998
it's not her, it's my own ignorant and narrow view of the world. Guess I didn't realize how diverse Brazil was.
you know that feel when you drink coffee black and after 5 minutes you get the best taste in the world in your mouth?
want to be dominated
>>75325962
How old is she?
>>75326035
are you a tea drinking faggot?
>>75326032
are u into femdom?
i consider my penis a mid sized sedan
im a manlet
>>75326047
no
>>75326043
Why do you want to know? Also guess and I'll tell you how close you are
>>75326053
SHIT ME TOO
>>75326000
LAST NAME HERRMANN
>>75325964
oh. that sounds fun
you know i'm such a fool for you
you got me wrapped around your finger
do you have to let it linger
>>75326053
are you a faggot who puts milk or sugar in coffee then?
>>75326028
i like putting hot chocolate mix in my coffee
>>75325986
>>75326023
Her nose is giant
This REALLY makes me think
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495468403379.webm
>>75326065
stop calling me a "faggot" you underage piece of crap
>>75326062
first name what
>>75326072
>>75326074
nose size is an 'elbows too pointy' tier thing for me, unless the nose is really really really big
>>75326075
>that german ancestory
Has anyone ever seen a bbc irl?
>>75326060
Nevermind
VENGABOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>>75326075
hot
>>75326075
fucking HOT
>>75326082
>underage
FAGGOT
>>75326095
no, i want to see one
>>75326048
yes but now just any whore
need something more intellectual or successful businesswoman
>>75326097
How old do you think she is?
>>75326095
ive seen a black persons penis but it wasnt big
having movie night with qt indian girl
>>75326075
Sauce?
>>75326111
About 23
really enjoy the "boom boom boom boom" song
>tfw you werent a conscripted to colonize
>>75326122
You're right
>>75326075
COMMANDER BE CAREFUL WITH USING ROCKET LAUNCHERS YOU COULD DAMAGE ZE ARTIFACTS
you can never hold a trill nigga down
>tom jim
Was it autism ?
>>75322957
stop watching the golden one
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS7iIuDiNoMRlToaxfc0inw/videos
just came across this channel
elliot is still alive
>>75325962
Why are you dating a mestiza?
If I smashed all the windows in the residence hall, people would be talking about how some maniac smashed all the windows in the residence hall.
I would feel like a huge deal.
>>75326151
Why is everyone on /cum/ so traditionalist?
>>75326152
what's been up with the golden one lately? he still calling himself a fascist? least he's not on welfare tho
>>75326083
cristina
>>75326125
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2EGR6ITPfw
>>75326166
better than the other options
>>75326162
I'm not anymore
>>75326156
Elliot was not overly concerned with being a hapa and he considered himself to look practically white
>>75326171
yea
>>75326167
don't know what he calls himself
>>75326082
you want to prove your age now?
only little boys dont drink coffee
>>75326166
I guess I'm a traditionalist (and equally liberal/first wave feminist) for believing that:
>Women and men are biologically different
>Obese women aren't as attractive as slimmer women for the majority of men
>The capitalist economy is not founded on patriarchal violence and suppression of women
I want to get married but i have no money
>>75326201
you're 10.1994 years old? time to go friend
>>75326166
welcome new guy. you will find we have a diversity of opinions. you haven't even met commie montreal
So what is like to be White?
>>75326215
don't do that even if you can afford it
unless you're gay
Watching Friday the 13th movies, fellas
Time for 90s music
Underageb& need not reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLodKOB00AU
>>75326236
I'm a minority in my city
>>75326221
>>75326240
explain
>>75326236
I don't ever think about it.
>>75326236
it's quite the honor
>>75326253
it's a meme
>>75326156
that guy has a pretty dark backstory.
it's not pretty
>don't do that even if you can afford it
>unless you're gay
>>75326236
You feel like you own the world
>>75326233
Everyone but like 3 people who answered the survey got similar scores.
>>75326236
I only notice my whiteness when people are complaining about whites
I guess I can get along better with old people and people in small towns. But I think in big multicultural cities the disparities are overblown
>>75326236
it's pretty nice
>>75326236
my eyes hurt when i go outside and it's always too hot in the summer
>>75326263
love isn't a meme
>>75326236
I have been told "I want to marry you so my children will have blue eyes" so many times I can't count.
Also mugger magnet
>>75326275
sry for my rudeness. but I assure you have a diversity of opinions.
>>75326272
I only want answers from actual White people, sorry.
>opinion dismissed
>>75326296
What do you have against my mestiza ex?
>>75326305
i have brown hair
>>75326296
>tfw on the bus in middle school there was a competition for who had the bluest eyes and I won
the romans would have considered me inferior and an embarrassment
>>75326275
Why is it so strange? Look at the answer choices.
Liberal feminist and traditionalist are the two overwhelmingly large groups of people in western society. Only very small but very loud niches of people are radicals and marxists.
>>75326332
because of your small penis?
>tfw white
feels good
>>75326276
>But I think in big multicultural cities the disparities are overblown
What do you mean?
>>75326290
I'm non-white and my eyes also hurt when I go outside. It's always hot in the spring for me, though.
>>75326296
What are muggers?
>>75326332
The Greeks considered large penises vulgar
>>75326290
I think heat resistance is more enviromental
My gf is of northern European heritage but she resist heat better than I because she spent a lot of time of her childhood in Mexico
>>75326291
if you want to get married thats fine
>>75326355
Muggers are robbers. People who stick you up in the street for your stuff
>>75326355
It means that people try to steal his things in public a lot
>>75326343
fake news
>>75326367
Post your arm.
>>75326355
brown eyes will make your eyes hurt less in the sun than lighter eyes
>>75326367
could be
what do you think when you see a pretty girl?
>>75326385
I have blue eyes Jamal
>>75326371
but you're the one ravioli
>>75326399
i shit myself
>>75326340
small penis, weak body, too emotional, desire to be dominated
>>75326357
the greeks were smart
>>75326399
How many penises have entered her vagina
>>75326236
It also seems to matter a lot more in non-anglosphere countries I think.
I traveled in Europe and East Asia with a muslim friend and the way we were treated was hilariously different at times
>one Japan bar was willing to let me in, but not him
>people would always sit next to me on buses/trains instead of him
>a pot/'coffee' shop in amsterdam started speaking dutch to me and laughed when I quizzically responded in english, while they were extremely abrupt with him 5 minutes later and wouldn't let him in for having a drivers license and not his passport for ID
>>75326367
Mestizos can have pale skin you know
>>75326410
you can work on some of those things
My mom and my grandma used to tell me to marry a light-skinned woman with light eyes when I was little. Fortunately, I'm over that shit and I'm gay anyway.
>>75326410
I am probably 2-3 of those things and I don't view myself that negatively
>>75326399
how many sleeping pills will it take to knock her out
>>75326407
i always knew we were meant for each other thirston
asian girls look like asian boys with long hair to me
>>75326399
a e s t h e t i c s
>>75326420
>muslim
>bar
>pot
??
>>75326433
>thirston
why ravioli? why?
>>75326429
If you are from Jalisco or Guanajuato it would be funnier.
>>75326428
i do not deserve to
>>75326430
which?
>>75326460
cause you're all thirston
>>75326399
I think about having sex with at least half of all the women I see on a daily basis.
If she is pretty, that just means it is more likely I am thinking about sex w/ her.
>>75326440
>>75326248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZsVcoWRIkY
Who /garbage/ here?
>tfw monolingual
Oh yeah my girlfriend also became a vegan in college and started posting PETA shit all over her Facebook
College ruined her
>>75326459
Most muslims I know are stoners
>have only eaten 80% of a single burger patty, some sugar free gummy bears, some peanuts, and a few bites of plain chicken breast today
>not even hungry
I need to move more.
I hear homeless people and drunks fighting in the alley outside my house all the time but I can never tell what started it. Truly a fascinating and alien world.
Someone just smashed a bottle
>>75326496
Ah Garbage is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C5NLfYdZaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
I can really see how shitty my eyesight has become when I say in front of my PC in the dark at this time of the day.
Holy fuck.
>tfw have glasses but don't wear them never ever
>tfw it says on the back of my driving licence that I need to wear them all the time when driving
>tfw never wear them when driving either
actually when you post small brain meme you are saying you are smart because its good to be decentralized
>tfw bilingual
>>75326473
take your pick!
>>75326505
someone tried to tell me those videos were staged
I was confused. that's pretty intricate work
>>75326477
oh. thought you thought I was other washington
>>75326536
what
>>75326533
>tfw have to wear my glasses because I can't read shit out of one of my eyes
absolute eyelet, I am
>>75326549
i wasn't paying attention, tbqhwy
love you watcom :3
>>75326504
>Tfw trilingual and still no job
>>75325963
>>75326566
a little mad
>>75326571
what's the third?
>my first girlfriend graduated from a top music school in classical violin and is now a member of a prestigious orchestra
>my second girlfriend is now doing her philosophy PhD in the states and will probably become a professor at a mid-tier university
>my third girlfriend has a supreme court clerkship
>all I have is a god damn law degree
>>75326533
you're playing with fire driving without your coke bottle glasses on
>>75326584
don't be. it was an honest mistake bud
>never had a grillfriend
>tfw no one to fry burgers on
>>75326601
i hope you kill yourself
>>75326580
very cute picture. saved it earlier
>>75326589
frog
I like to think I'm pale but I look like Brad Pitt from Troy when I stand next to my sister
>>75326528
Good taste, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXw8UDSDiWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KxtgS2lU94
>>75326632
you wana trade sisters
>>75326616
ok i forgive
>tfw paler than my sister
>>75326620
I probably will.
>>75326650
that's what daddy likes to hear
>>75326628
moi aussi!
>>75326644
Is your sister qt? My sister already has a bf so you're outta luck
>boss's subordinate is harder then the boss
>boss goes down in basically 1 turn
Who /onlychild/ here?
>>75326616
Playing with fire in the sense that I might get another offence on the ticket the next time I get pulled over, but other than that I'm fine.
>>75326665
>me in pic
wish i had a sister
*stops talking to oyster bay*
>>75326683
it's not that great
why does everyone who does not have sister think that the life wouldve been so much better and it would've been like in oremo
>>75326683
Really wish I had a brother. I feel like I was robbed of something for not having one
>>75326694
they didnt have to grow up with sisters so they dont know how annoying they are
>>75326701
yeah its actually really fun to have a brother
>>75326694
Because they're either sick or dumb. Also if you're attracted to your sister you're a genetic failure
>>75326669
Are you the American that's going to Lyon in summer?
>>75326678
<3
>>75326694
it was fun playing with my little sis growing up
my older sisters are fucking wothless and were the worst babysitters
>>75326721
>you'll never have a sibling rivalry with your brother
The field was interesting guys you missed out on some funny training
i deserve a gf in all honesty
>>75326731
No I'm going to Paris
>>75326742
no you don't
>>75326734
maybe the age difference it what matters
my sister is two years younger than me and i have hard time connecting with her
on the otherhand my friend has an older sister and they are quite close
might have something to do with myself too
>>75326746
i know a girl in arras. thought about dropping life and going to see her, but thats fucking stupid
>>75326740
that'd be no fun, you should work together to cause mischief and be buddies
>>75326742
What have you done to deserve one? Honestly curious
>>75326757
rude
>>75326759
maybe. i'm still really close with little sister
>>75326772
im a good person
>>75326763
good choice not to
>>75326768
Sibling rivalries can be friendly though, like the rivalry between the Pantsuit and the Frumpfkin
Would you vote for a gay, lesbian or tranny running for president/prime minister?
if I got married, I would get better financial aid
HAND OVER THE SCOOPS
>>75326802
If I agreed with them on their politics
>>75326793
agreed, but french whores are very tempting
>>75326801
its better to help him because it makes me happy when my little brother is successful
>>75326812
I think Central Europe has the most attractive girls, France, Northern Italy, Czech Republic, Hungary, Ukraine, just that band between Northern Europe and the Mediterranean
what do i masturbate to
>>75326802
>gay
yes
>lesbian
no, i won't vote for a woman
>tranny
no, same as lesbian regardless of MtF of FtM
>>75326834
blacked
>want to play autism games i really like the idea of
>not actually autistic enough to properly play or enjoy them to their proper intentions
:(
So I found out today that apparently every non-white person thinks I'm superior to them in some way or another.
Kind of neat, I wonder if they know I'm an autist
>>75326802
is she a cute lesbian?
>>75326822
That's cute, you never talk about your brother though. I think despite whatever inadequacies you believe you have, you should do your best to inspire him and light a fire under his ass
>>75326834
teen porn
>>75326839
shhh... don't let them find out
>>75326802
I voted for a gay guy in local office, but if I had the chance to vote for a gay/trans person and a straight person with the same beliefs I would absolutely vote for the straight person.
Homosexuality and believing you're transgendered is a legitimate mental disorder.
>>75326840
Yes, like Kristen Stewart or Annie Clarke.
>>75326836
Are you gay?
I was always better at sports and video games than my younger brother
>>75326808
>In 2014, a poll by the Beirut Center for Research and Information found that two-thirds, or 62.6 percent, of Lebanese Christians felt that, despite vilification of the group from the NATO alliance, Hezbollah has best protected the country from its most determined enemies, including Israel, the Islamic State group and Wahhabi-style terrorist groups linked to Syria and Iraq.
Is the Hezbollah the good guys, /cum/?
im a male lesbian
>>75326834
whites getting taco'd
i wish i had brother
>tfw only boy in the family
>>75326873
they're for assad so yes, compared to the others at least
>>75326808
>>75326872
these are underrated memes
is cara outside being a NORMIE
fuck male lesbians
>>75326802
I'd vote for anybody over Chuck "The Bagel salesman" Schumer. Fuck that kike and his niece or whatever the fuck Amy Schumer
>>75326877
A G P
G
P
ah yes, the pinnacle of wit
>>75326883
he's on a roadtrip
>>75326898
Amy Schumer is not funny 2bqh
>>75326899
ah yeah i forgot
>>75326884
a self hating fag
wow never saw one of you before
>>75326898
I don't think even normies find her funny
incest porn.
thoughts?
>>75326866
no
>>75326848
i try to be the best influence i can
>>75326873
yes
FCC
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
I CANNOT SMILE
CBS MY HOLDING CEEEEEELL
BLOMPF
HAS
TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HEEEEEELL!!!!
>>75326913
daddy/daughter makes me cum buckets
i'm so fucked up
>>75326913
weird if you have an actual sister
>>75326802
I want to say that conservative gays are fine, but half the time they turn out to be pedophiles.
>>75326802
depends
don't kill my vibe
>>75326916
>>75326913
I like it but am not attracted to any family members.
>>75326924
I'm gay and most gays are pedos desu, it's disgusting.
>>75326929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8aaTu2kg0
Good song
Lebanese actually have a fair amount of European ancestry. I knew a Lebanese girl with beautiful sky blue eyes, she was inbred though
>>75326944
non-arab middle easterners are white
don't believe the memes
>>75326944
a lot of MENA people have blue eyes
>>75326166
because everyone here is male
where's my snare
i have no snare in my headphone
>>75326954
we are the definition of masculinity
except for henchino county
>tfw Hannah Arendt was a total qt when she was young
>tfw no anarcho-communist jewish gf
Buds...
>>75326944
>>75326948
this isn't true, i've seen autosomical maps before and lebanese always group with other middle easterners not with europeans and anyway they look like jews
>>75326898
my female friend really likes her. kinda awkward forcing myself to laugh
semisonic are a great band
a lot of one hit wonders are
http://www.anondraw.com/#private_uhhu4
anyone want to draw?
>>75326969
Because Jews and Lebs are both Levantine
Why am I so swarthy
>>75326948
>non-arab
Meaning? Non arabic speaking countries?
>>75326953
Her eyes were super blue though
>lebanese always group with other middle easterners
They do but some of them have up to 20 percent indo european steppe ancestry which is fairly high
>>75327000
>Meaning? Non arabic speaking countries?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabs
overwatch isn't fun
>>75326964
>except for henchino county
>>75326971
some of her stolen jokes are legitimately funny
that's why she stole them, but her delivery is meh
>>75327012
knew a cam whore that was obsessed with that game as much as i was obsessed with her
>>75327007
Arab is a cultural term. The world you're looking for is Arabian.
>>75326999
you're italian
>>75327000
he means assyrians, and probably christain arab groups like copts, maronites, chalcedonians...
looking forward to this
>>75327007
This is a very loose term though, is what I meant. It can be interpreted many different ways, technically Lebanon is an arab country.
>>75327012
it's basically a flashy tf2 ripoff, not sure why it's become such a big thing, guess it's just blizzard marketing
>>75327022
https://www.reddit.com/r/HealSluts/
Arabians are scum
>>75327024
Meant to say "word."
>>75327029
Why? It's nothing new, just higher resolution support, UI scaling and stuff like that.
>>75327030
i guess that's true, by arab i meant mostly people from countries like saudi arabia, the UAE, oman, qatar, et cetera
>>75327032
problem is the TF2 team is really slow to release updates and balances. the game is old but the art style still holds up well, it's just that they struggle with where they want to go with things.
>>75327026
>assyrians, and probably christain arab groups like copts, maronites, chalcedonians...
Maronites and muslim lebs are indistinguishable. Assyrians and other ancient semetic groups have less arab/southwest asian ancestry and are closer to sardinians though
>>75327029
StarCraft and WarCraft were never good. You had a shit child unless you spent day and night playing Ultima Online back in the day.
>>75327043
i never played the first game
i used to be diamond in sc2 during it's first couple years. i have a feeling brood war is to sc2, what brawl is to melee
>>75327037
>that first fucking gif
>>75327057
You're in for a rude awakening, you're going to have to learn how to micro
Not a fan of the chicanos ruining my state but most of my girlfriends have been chicano
nobody wants to draw cool stuff
fug!
it's been three (3) days since i've jacked off
not a fan of no fap either
feels like i'm getting old
>>75327076
nigga don't link my thread before the limit
>>75326020
Step 1:
Move to a country that isnt notorious for making shitty posts
>>75326367
>>75326371
This. Im pale as fuck but spent my childhood and teenage years in New Mexico amd Mississippi. Hot weather to me is scorching for most of my peers
>>75327225
find yourself a nice brown girl
they love pale bois