/brit/

JANNY'D

calling the volunteer on the child prompted him to delete the thread
fucking cunt

HE

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lads...

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anime

JANNY'D

just had a Kopparberg Pear cider
was nice 2bh

OI OIIII U BLOODY WANKERS

babestation

G R I M E S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

>kopparbeg

madcunts

made a peng breakfast pizer earlier with naan and bacon and eggs and cheese

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BASED JANNY LEADS THE VANGUARD
PURGE THE DISSIDENTS

>>75318843
what anime is that?

JAN
THE
MAN

JOSIE'D

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What's it like to have a girl riding you lads?

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HEEEERES JANNY

GKR desu lads
https://youtu.be/-RCHJo4iYNU

>>75318841
love lemons and limes. will probably get a bottle some time

>>75318841
>5.0%
Careful with that, you only have one liver.

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All of my political beliefs are based around the central notion that I am suicidal. I masquerade as radical centrist, rorke and even sometime rasheed, all in pursuit of my overriding goal.

All I want is for there to be a war in which I can kill myself with honour intact. Like just run into enemy fire or something, just let myself die.Or get myself into a situation where death is completely certain. That's all I want.

Every time there is a terrorist attack, I feign outrage but I'm secretly happy. And every time there is a Western attack on Muslim countries, I likewise act horrified, but I'm secretly overjoyed as it will only hasten the war and my end.

The ultimate dream is for nuclear war or something, so the world can commit suicide with me. But I'll settle for a standard conflict.

Anyone else relate?

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soe

>>75318858
don't even want to imagine what my shits would be like after eating those

Post slags

>>75318889
Bit of a turn off if I'm honest.

>>75318887
she got rejected
off by one jajajajkajkkaj

Currently watching: lesbian foot worship + incest POV

>>75318917
Don't have a pic of your mum sorry x

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>>75318880
gabriel dropout

>>75318901
don't we have two livers

>>75318889
a lot heavier than anticipated, not particularly comfortable and couldnt get the angle lined up hate it

>>75318841
looked for it in tescos werent there.

>>75318903
Same except tinged with a feeling that I might discover something about life if there was a war or if society collapsed.

Make it worth living or something, I don't know.

I WON'T FALL DOWN THAT FUCKING RABBIT HOOOOOOOOLE

>>75318929
oh ok have fun :-)

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>>75318920
then explain this
deleted within SECONDS of posting here

>>75318926
kek

>>75318919
Why la? You got a tiny willy or something?

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Is there a definitive list of words, phrases or imagery that the JANNYS used that absolutely must not be used in the current year?

Asking for a friend.

>communism is when there is a big government controlling everything
brainlet tier post read Marx

>>75318933
cheers

Ah the honourable and noble IRA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omagh_bombing

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is the bender voice socialised or inherent? it MUST be socialised, all accents are, right?

i asked my gay housemate if he always spoke like that out of genuine curiosity (i like linguistics and how the brain develops) and he got mad at me
reckon he was insecure because he DOES put it on

>>75318906
she's naked under that dress

gonna open a window

>>75318841
what's the difference between this and smirnoff ice?

>>75318889
favourite position especially when they have big chebs

>>75318966
devon

>>75318889
i unironically wanked to that bunny when i was like 7

You haven't really "been" with a woman until you've had her in all 3 holes

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>>75318979
>Telephoned warnings had been sent about 40 minutes beforehand, but were claimed to be inaccurate and police had inadvertently moved people towards the bomb

Are the IRA genius tier or actually retarded

test

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>>75318990
>devon

>>75318981
just want to stomp on that cats head

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Do the parents of gays have a higher proportion of mental illness lads? Is the gayness an evolutionary defence mechanism preventing defective mental genetics from proliferating? Any studies on this? The following got the axons whirring:


The mother of one of the Manchester terror victims has claimed her son would think "he's finally made it to stardom".

Figen Murray suggested Martyn Hett, 29, would "absolutely laugh and think it's amazing" his life was being so widely remembered in the wake of the Manchester Arena bombing.

His stepfather Stuart Murray claimed the events of the past week were "just so Martyn".

"This is the sort of thing he does ... there was always a crisis or a disaster."

Mrs Murray agreed there was "always chaos" with her son, adding: "He'd absolutely laugh and think it's amazing, he's finally made it, to stardom. He'd love it."

She said she had "no feelings of hate" towards Abedi, adding: "I don't think this person deserves any of those emotions.


http://news.sky.com/story/terror-victim-martyn-hetts-mum-hed-love-the-attention-10894191

>>75318981
was thinking about this just 10 minutes ago
thought it may be lack of testosterone for some but cultural for the rest, as a result of others' lack of test

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leftypol fuck off

>>75318966
what does this pic have to do with josie

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>>75318983
yep

>>75318981
Socialised. They tend to spend much more time around women and take on their mannerisms.

>>75319002
wouldn't put it in the pooper. quite disgusting desu

>>75318981
when a child sucks too much on his thumb the front teeth can get pushed out
suck too much dick, messes with your mouth, you get a lisp

>>75318966
Not even memeing, but /v/ is an official /po/ outpost now. The only acceptable threads are waifus and racism.

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>>75318926
ah fuckin hell

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been awhile since i've seen the muslims attack the military

Can I legitimately call an interest in beer a hobby, or am I simply becoming an alcoholic?

had pork for dindins

>>75318804
>tfw Brits are mocked for being lightweight kopparberg cider drinkers
>tfw that's exactly what I am

only really drink cider and it's usually kopparberg haha what am I like

>>75318889
I get bored of it after a while and normally just push her on her back. Not very good if you're a control freak, but it's pretty nice seeing her tits bouncing around.

>>75318981
IDK dude but I'm bent and so is my boyfriend and we both sound normal adn so do most of our gay friends, so I'm 99% sure it's just a way for extremely promiscuous fags to signal they're gay so other gays can find them and rail them in a toilet stall.

I posted in brit before I even knew about leftypol. I've been posting here since ypu were in diapers yankee filth fuck off

Rorkes BTFO

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/muslims-march-to-manchester-arena-13100687

>>75318889
couldnt angle my willy right so it was bending when she came down.

favourite position by far is doggy, followed by lying side by side and fucking her from behind.

HATE being ridden
get really bored with missionary.

>>75319006
>the Police were the ones who moved people in the wrong direction
Hardly the IRAs fault

chileno

>>75319016
bucks said she would do it only for /brit/ but she would have to do it for all of /int/ which she did not want to do
maybe i'm wrong and she didn't even apply in the end, it was one of those

am eating breakfast in bed

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>>75318926
pretty sure that charred guy is from the highway of death in iraq

B B tv ratings:
bob's burgers - A
big bang - D
breaking bad - B+
bill and ben - A+

>>75319064
>I'm bent and so is my boyfriend
bit redundant

where did the IRA get their arms from?

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>read marx

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post your memri's lads

>>75319076
Well I mean, are they genius police manipulators or did they fuck up the directions. Should have used the AA Roadmap desu

>>75319006
The IRA instructions were actually quite plain. The police, deliberately or otherwise, shephered civilians to the bombsite.

It's like when they warned for the Warrington bombs and the two police forces managed to fuck up their communication and not evacuating the bombsite and then started pointing fingers at each other saying "He gave me bad info!" before deciding it was better to say "The IRA gave us both bad info!"

>>75318804
VODKA + TAP WATER OR YOU'RE NOT A TRUE DRINKER

i dont really have a problem with muslims killing fags tbqhwy

>>75318926
heh

>>75318903

FFT: Suicide rates drop considerably during major wars

Gonna have some food at 2 O clock for Ramadan lads xx

>>75319096
their shoulders l

>>75319057
nothing wrong with enjoying cider
it's a noble, humble drink

>>75319096
Libya.

>>75319096
whitey bulger

not racist just HATE janners and emmets simple as

>>75319093
Not sure if bisexual would count as different

>>75319045
/v/ is doing some origami recently huh?

>>75319106
The IRA routinely called in warnings to the police as to where they placed their bombs because they didn't actually want to kill innocent civilians. They did the exact same thing in Manchester and London

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>>75319096
Based Muammar and yanks

>>75319020
All gays are the result of mental illness or child molestation. It's likely the stepdad molested him and abuses the mother.

>>75319109
Christ it's like the ATF shit in America but they had a better scapegoat

>>75319125
This too.

>>75319096
they grew them while in the uterus

>>75319058
>Not very good if you're a control freak

This

>you have to want to get rid of all technology made under capitalism and live in a dark age to be against it
Hoping this is just b8

>>75319124
is a land of contrast thank you

>>75319002

How common is it for a girl to suck your willy after it's been in her fanny? Do girls like to taste their juice?

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>>75319103
me reading /brit/ when leftypol is here

>>75319096
The middle east, yanks, Russians, Germans

>>75318968
Every single other position is better, which means going to that position from a different one is a step down, which sucks. Unless the sex starts with her riding, it just cools everything down.

Just watched Imperium.

It basically says Islamic terror is OK and isn't their fault, and that all white people are white supremacists

Greenblatt went all out on this one

>>75319069
jesus fuck lads we need to stop them, they've amassed an actual army of bombers going to bomb the arena

>>75319020
>She said she had "no feelings of hate" towards Abedi
>actually happy her SJW bender 'sheed son is dead

>>75319096
Libya and Croatia are two confirmed sources. Libya sent at least one SAM system.

This yank seems slightly butthurt
>>75319186
>implying I support identity politics
Silly lad shouldn't assumd
>m-muh gays muh degenawacy
Not a fan of this

why didn't any of the victims tweet while they were dying?

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>>75319175
>when a yank replies to me

>>75319191
because she thinks him being known as the victim of a terrorist suicide bomb is the same as being a fucking pop star
christ

>>75319206
Can probably take that sign down now.

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>>75319223

>>75319103
Somewhat similar to a conspiracy I cooked up when I was 15. Spongebob, especially post-season 3, brainwashes the youth to be effeminate, obedient wageslaves who are fine with their avaricious Jew boss cheating them.

>>75319076
>Hardly the IRAs fault
How did the bomb get there in the first place?

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>>75319103

>pass through a park everyday
>happy euro tourists gather and sing, play guitar

to be normie is to win at life

>>75319226
god i wish i was that sign

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>>75319243
>>75319226
>>75319206

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>Libyans armed the IRA
>Libyans responsible for the Manchester bombing

hmm....

>>75319271
we should intervene in libya some more that'd fix it

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Work in ∞ hours lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9EjE4qm7b8

smiths

>>75318926
ha this was in /k/, was actually itt

actually cried when looking at pictures of the victims in the paper before

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OH, OH IVANKA!......

All bran or sugar puffs for breakfast lads what shall it be?

>I hate capitalism but I also love it
haha, the fucking state of these leftypol freaks

>>75319305
you gay?

>>75319288
Yes for oi- I mean to liberate them

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official reminder

>>75319308
Frosted shreddies

>>75319305
You should join Katie Hopkins in a final solution

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>>75319307
*slaps you*

FOY

>>75319106
IRA told them the bomb was on Omagh's main street. The police, instead of evacuating the main street (Market Street) decided to evacuate High Street instead, and shepherd all of the people from the top of Market Street (safety) down the hill to the bottom of Market Street, where the bomb was planted.

commies belong in the ground

>>75319327
dont have em lad

>>75319069
>500
>out of 125,219 muslims in manchester
>"It was really good to see people driving past supporting us"
>"That’s the image we want to show - that we are a part of society"
Good to know what the motive was for this march.

>>75319320
Tonibler Pls.

>>75319324
at least two of these aren't even british artists

I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head, aah, they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I think I could pretend
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Add me, add me

My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

hate jump up
hate ram records
hate hospital records
hate dj fresh
NOT hipster just don't like the music simple as.
love limewax & cooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvv8iUyYUVY

>>75319324
ALL shite except RJD album

>all this technology could only be made under communism
literally
>you dislike feudalism? but your hat, house etc is made under fedualism XD
Absoulute state of this non argument

>>75319361
/brit/ as in british isles

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Tony Blair in Kosovo, 9 July 2010, meeting children named after him

had an irl experience with some rorkes earlier

>be hitchhiking because I missed the bus and I needed to get to work
>a truck with two deanos from Birmingham stop for me
>they're drinking cans while driving, the absolute madmen
>tell them my situation, how I work at a restaurant
>"cool mate, cool. Not a paki restaurant is it?"
>they spend the rest of the journey laughing, ranting about pakis and niggers and how they smell and how we should throw them all out, talking about parties, yelling and cursing at other drivers on the road

was a surreal experience. not uncomfortable because I'm a rorke myself but only online, didn't know they were open irl

>>75319271

And officially, for Lockerbie, though I am sceptical of Al-Megrahi's guilt. The scottish criminal cases review commission poked some quite substantial holes in his conviction.

>>75319378
feudalism was actually pretty good though

>>75319324
Excellent taste

I'M CHOKING ON THIS ECSTASYYYYYY

>>75319324
>mbv
>british
do one

>>75319343
I did always wonder why so many British towns have a Main St and a High St when generally the High St is the 'main' street in the town

>>75319368
brilliant song
shame chumbawumba are rasheeds about the crown

going to wash up
vile onerous task

>>75319397
Some of you deanos are alright. Don't go to DFS tomorrow

>>75319397
kek once had a friend called a fucking foreigner by some black lads

beautiful and profound x

https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/868164986887176192

>>75319418
Omagh doesn't have a Main Street. Is has a main street. And the main street is claled Market Street.

>>75319416
half the band are english cunt

>>75319397
>tfw rorke as fuck but all my friends are muslim and I get uncomfortable around open racists

Hmmm

>>75319174
All girls I've been with had no problems with this. Sometimes after fingering them, I put my fingers in their mouths and they don't complain. It's only fanny juice, like saliva from their nether regions or something

>>75319444
>not a single call for crusade

binned

>>75319452
>all my friends are muslim

then you must be a muslim too desu

where is leftypol? it isn't on /pol/. is it reddit?

>>75319415
I literally choked on an ecstasy tablet, not once, but TWICE. Mate thought I was gonna die. I was coughing for half an hour, bent over the arm of the sofa hacking and grunting and shouting to get it out of my lungs.

Did the exact same thing on a separate occasion.

>are jezza says the war in the middle east gives a casus belli against the UK for muslim terrorists

>theresa says that he's saying 'he's blaming us for terrorism' - despite the fact that the wars in the middle east were largely unpopular throughout society except amongst the political class

>theresa may puts down the most stringent surveillance state policy in the western world spying on literally everyone person and their grandma in case they're a terrorist.

>still has the cheek to say jezza is the one blaming 'us' for terrorism.

did a chuckle

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>>75319444
The time is fast approaching when terrorist attacks will be a publicity stunt

>>75319451
Loveless was made entirely by Kevin Shields, who is Irish. Even the other band members say that it was his album.

>>75319452
tbqh I think I'm just an elitist- I like scientific and sophisticated rorkeism like Jared Taylor, but I really look down on the common pleb's kind of rorke attitudes

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>>75319495
Cripple chan

>driving home from work earlier along a winding A road
>ginger cat runs out in front of my car, stops in line with my wheel
>couldn't swerve because of oncoming traffic
>splattered it completely
>pulled over and went to look at the remains
>had a collar with a phone number on it
>felt guilty so just threw it over a fence into a field

did i do the right thing? dropped half of the body when i threw it but nobody saw me

>>75319499
>girl who was routinely drugged and gang raped by dan the man and his cronies is a feminist icon

screaming

>>75319416
belinda butcher is english, kevin shields is american, and the band spent most of their career (other than the post punk albums which were really MBV in name and kevin shields only) in london

argument discarded

>>75319452
>rorke as fuck
>muslim friends
>uncomfortable around racists
Why even bother lying in the first place lad?

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Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together

Nature is a language, can't you read?
Nature is a language can't you read?

So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me

Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together

>>75319444
>We must consider a final solution to the muslim problem. I shall not rest until the streets of Medina, Tehran, Tripoli and Damascus are awash with blood.

wow wtf Ariana!?!?

>>75319397
Hitchhiking in the UK?

Literally nobody stops for you in this country, how long were you waiting for?

I tried it once and was too embarrassed after a while

don stepped outside

>>75319531
Runts shouldn't let their cats outside. You should have just left it.

>>75319499
>she is no industry puppet
All of them are supporting the industry is in their self intrest

DO YOUS THINK ILL BE A WELCOME ADDITION TO BRIT

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Did somebody say Casus Belli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuoLzx0mcho

>>75319487
Nah, I genuinely prefer them. They're moral, less normie, hate slags, not obsessed with going out and tinder and more politically informed than the average person.

Would take rasheed as a mate over deano any day.

White abnormies are the god tier mate though, and I have a few of them as well.

>>75319531
No one cares about cats lad, you're fine

any balding man in

>>75319524
ah so you're classist as well as racist

>>75319543
>Kevin Shields is American
Aye, and Fassbender's Hitler's second cousin. Loveless was made my Shields. The Irishman.

any of youse scousers

>>75319498
It's Labours fault we have so many muslims though, so it's Labour's fault that the Tories think everyone has to be under surveillance

>>75319599
the blood of 22 children is on your shitskin hands
back to pakistan with you

>>75319324
a lot of these are gay shite
>no sex pistols
>not the first clash album
>no led zeppelin

>>75319550
I can be friends with someone and still think they don't belong in my country.

>>75319565
around 20 minutes

it's much easier when you do it in the morning, because lorry drivers heading to industrial districts tend to be friendlier and offer good convos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBLnOlzowYY
final solutune
note to csis: i am parodying katie hopkin's words

>>75318864

good lad

>>75319602
here

>>75319499
>she is no industry puppet
u
fuckin
wot
>the guardian
oh, nevermind

Lads, I have over 11,000 plebbit karma

>>75319444
my farts produce better music than she

>>75319640
wrong

niggerstation

>>75319608
>Kevin Patrick Shields was born on 21 May 1963 in Jamaica Hospital in Queens, New York City, United States.[12][13]

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want to marry this nigger desu

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>>75319563

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>>75319612
The Tories have let in more m

>>75319640
This, I'm friends with a black lad but I'd deport him back to Nigeria in a heartbeat

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>rorkes want to deport this

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>>75319444
Woah this bombing is a bigger deal than I thought. Can hardly believe Ari wrote and pinned that tweet


On a side note, GERTRUDE BTFO

>>75319607
back to tumblr lass

>>75319683

>that belly button

what the fuck

>>75319682
> He is the eldest of five siblings born to Irish parents;

going to do a cry then go to bed

hopefully i don't wake up

>>75319498
>muslims march to show solidarity against islamic terrorism
>terrorists rethink their plans to kill more people that day
>leader of the labour party counters the march by saying the terrorism is justifiable self-defence, citing the wars in the middle east
>terrorists shrug, pull the plans out of the bin and take another look

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*breathes in*

>>75319715
why lol

>>75319686
she's not wrong nor is she issuing some kind of threat or hint of a policy change

>>75319713
my great grandad is welsh, doesn't make me welsh, i'm still canadian

>>75319688
>t. friendzoned by muslim girl but thinks that if he spreads bullshit she'll be his gf

>>75319687
Bet you sackless cunts have never expressed this opinion near these non-whites.

>>75319709
mine looks like that too

>>75319688
paki

>>75319610
not exactly but i did live in liverpool for 4 years

Would love to shag this girl it would be a right laugh

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Lol a pathetic rorke took my post seriously lol. Interesting as the rorke shills are non brits as well hmmm

>>75319755
I have yeah, i just happen to like this particular black lad on a personal level

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i want to be theresa may's slave

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>>75319686
No

>>75319743
Correct. But if your father and your mother were Welsh. You'd be Welsh. You dozy cunt.

>>75319737
>i-i-its ok when the Tories do it!!

>>75319762
Who shot you, Tyrone?

WHAT IS A RORKE

business idea: deport ALL foreigners

just popped two vallies. gona smoke a zoot then hit the sack.

>>75319789
this is my image

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the gf

>>75319397
bit of a rorke myself but I dont compare to irl rorkes like my brother who drive a transit and calls people cunts on the road when its his fault. genuinely uncomfortable around him

>>75319792
he was born and grew up in america, he's american, at least half american

besides, ireland is rightful british clay anyways

/brit/ is a rorke general
leftypol fuck off

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>>75319774
had to close it at the purring

scene slag kept dancing around me with neon hair and cat ears and a tail at the club once but it looked like she was there with a bf and i was rolling on dxm anyway so i didn't make a move

>>75319709
>2/10 would not bang

neckbeard faggot

the codeine is kicking in lads

the pain is completely gone

this is crazy

>>75319786
You've told this negro you'd gladly deport him?

>>75319688
>deporting fat 'sheeds
sounds good

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>>75319499

The Manchester attack, says CNN's national security analyst Juliette Kayyem, "reaches into the core fear of any parent."

American singer Ariana Grande, is popular with teenagers and, says Kayyem, "represents everything we want our daughters to become."

>>75319719
>theresa may puts in place a massive surveillance state monitoring everything from my thing for milfs to your attempts to google what the growth on your bollocks are
>some twat manages to still go on right ahead and kill 22 kids

Deanos

>talk about tinder and football all day
>obsessed with slags
>fragile masculinity, constantly trying to one up you
>loud and obnoxious
>lies constantly to make himself look better
>usually rich parents
>gets pissed and start fights
>no future

Good lad rasheed

>hardworking
>quiet
>hates slags and normies
>can have good bants about terrorism
>interesting convos about his beliefs
>secure in his masculinity, despite being a virgin
>doesn't get pissed
>moral, won't lie unless absolutely forced
>traditional family values
>constantly thinking about his future and how he can be a good father

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>Rorkes want to deport this

>>75319802
*deports you*
ANGLO SAXONS OUT OUT
>>75319833
>doesn't appreciate thicc
alri paddy

>>75319821
>Irish father: 50% Irish
>Irish mother: 50% Irish
>50% + 50% = 100%
>100% Irish
>"DAT MEEN DAT HE HALF MERKIN"
Imagine being a fucking leaf.

deanos, micks, sheeds, rorkes, rorkesheeds, like none of them, deport them all, not racist just don't like em simple as

love pints

>>75319755
No because I'm not a retarded rorke who needs to shout his opinions from the rooftops

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>>75319860
>ANGLO SAXON

umm try again sweetie x

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I'm going to the UK next month. Should I avoid any places in London (inb4 'London')? Also, how difficult would it be to find a chubby slag to fug?

>>75319848
TL;DR

>want to have a wank
>would mean shutting bedroom door, turning my room into an oven

What do?

watching Peter kays car share

utterly grim. this is provincial entertainment

>>75319889
good lad

LADS WGAT IS A RORKE

>>75319860
'thicc' is just another part of the fat acceptance movement
eat shit feminist

>>75319884
Sackless cunt. I've outright told a Ugandan to his face that I'd deport him in a heartbeat and he still tries to talk to me like we're friends. Fucking hate the lot of them.

Hate you too, you scrote.

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>22 killed by a 22 year old on the 22nd

Lads

It was a satanic ritual sacrifice

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>>75319821
by the same logic this woman is quintessentially british

>>75319830
Hasn't come up. No need to cause unnecessary friction

anyone else notice the leafs aren't nearly as annoying as they were

starting to think it was just one or two hyper autistic leafs who made it their modus operandi to ruin /brit/ and they've gone now

englishmen OUT
jocks OUT
micks OUT
noble welshmen IN
norn irishmen IN
cornishmen IN
bretons IN

>>75319893
You should avoid London in general. If you can pull chubbby slags in Canada you can do it in the UK.

>>75319927
>thicc is the same as fat
dumb low test scum

>>75319893
London is a mix of great and shit. takes ages to name all the areas. where are you staying?

>>75319915
Peter Kay is the master of existential horror. He has surpassed even Lovecraft in his discipline. Rewatched Phoenix Nights and felt nothing but a constant overbearing sense of eternal dread.

>>75319941
Scrote.

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>>75319935
>great BRITISH bakeoff
>winner is a paki in a fucking BURKA

still fuming

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>tfw genuinely turned on and attracted to fatties, but despise them on an intellectual level

Hmmmm

>>75319847
>theresa may puts in place a massive surveillance state monitoring everything
Except this didn't happen of course

>>75319893
You're gonna get robbed desu

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>>75319958
>leafs

>>75319934
doing the gematria and it adds up
22+22+22 = 66
divided into 3 sets of two twos - ie 3 * 2 = 6

so 66 and 6

>>75319640
this. its every humans responsibility to respect each other and tolerate others life decisions (unless they inflict harm on others) and the governments responsibility to stop too many people coming in and only allow the right people to come in

>>75319958
>norn irishmen
no such thing

"To be a proud Ulsterman, you must first be a proud Irishman" -Ian Paisley

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fuming
... picture 26 may 2017 on my walk near dalhousie university ...

>>75319954
>literal yank

put loveless and the cranberries on the britcore chart simply to annoy micks

and it has worked several times

>>75319974
Haha aye lad
*walks right out of your Belfast hovel and past your local dole office, back to my life as a normal person*

>>75319975
that's not a burqa you moron

>>75319981
.....

snoopers charter was passed in november sweaty...

>>75320013
>>75320013
>>75320013
>>75320013
>>75320013
>>75320013

business idea: only let female immigrants in, let anything less than a 5th generation immigrant have only female children

brits wish they were american

>>75319999
wtf i love ian paisley now

>>75319934
On the 2nd anniversary of Lee rigby's death. He was 22, he received 22 wounds in the attack. His attackers were jailed for 11 years each, 11+11+22

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSS

>>75320008
>he knew I was from Belfast because he knows Belfast is the only place where true rorkes still exist
Fuckin ryt. Don't let the ra cap ye on the way out.

had a belter of a sandy today

brie and cranberry with spinach in it

absolute belter

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>>75319822
this
leftycucks get heem'd

>>75320023
that's awful shame on you!!!

>>75320041
Naw i can recognise your slang. Bet this is Ryan. Go punch another wall with your girly hands you fucking poof

>>75320014
it was ruled illegal by the echr in december sweaty xx

UK COUNTRIES POWERS LIST

1.SCOTLAND
2.REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
3.ENGLAND
4.NORTHERN IRELAND.
.

*PLEASE NOTE WALES IS NOT A COUNTRY BUT A PRINCIPALITY

>>75320074
>thinks I'm a hun
So much as begin to breathe that kind of comment within a mile of me and you'll be eating through a fucking straw.

>>75319893
if you wanna do touristy things then London is one the best places in the world you can go. but if you want to see england than there are far better places that exhibit our culture.

>>75320088
>echr
which is p much irrelevant because of brexit sweaaty xox

>>75319966
>low test
more attempts at fat acceptance
back to tumblr feminist legbeard

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>Orbán outlined an action plan designed to encourage couples to have children, saying that 2018 would be “the year of families”.

>He announced that the government would pay off 1 million forints (EUR 3,200) of families’ mortgages for every third and subsequent child they have.

>As part of the scheme, the government will forgive half of the student loan debt of young women with two children and all of the student loan debt of those with three or more children, he said.

>Women with higher education degrees who receive child support benefits will be eligible for them for an extra year, up until their child’s second birthday.

>He said the government would launch a “never-before-seen” creche development scheme which will see new creches built “in every area with families”, while existing creches will be renovated if necessary.

BAD GOY

>>75320100
Would never be within a mile of Ardoyne because I'm not a chavvy spastic such as yourself. Stop acting hard online lad

>>75320165
That's what I thought ya wee scrote. Now shut yer trap.

>>75319975
>watching BBC
>not expecting DIVERSITY everywhere
you need to wake up m8