American tourist stories

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>be american tourist
>get seadoo'ed

https://www.thelocal.dk/20170508/man-remanded-after-two-killed-in-copenhagen-jetski-tragedy

>>75315009
the number one cause of death for americans in Canada is road collisions, do you guys not know how to drive on icy road conditions, or just don't know how to drive at all?

>>75315911
Not icy roads but moose desu

>>75315911
we actually have roads instead of ice bridges here

>american comes at me
>start speaking in english
how arrogant. I mean yes english lingua franca and all but not everyone speak it since not everybody need it. At least know how to ask if the guy speak english.
And after that they wonder why people dislike them and are rude to tourists in Paris...

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As much as I hate tourists in general from living in town that, during summer becomes an ungodly clusterfuck of flordiafags and other fucks from the east, I think the worst thing about us Americans as tourists is our constant need to document every little thing on our trips
I make fun of the chinese tourists I translate for for the same thing
>See a tree
>OH shit kareen, we ain't got dose up in de bronx my guy! betta get de fuckin selfie sticks out hah??

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Some faggy American mistook me for the parking service and threw his car keys and 5€ at me and asked me to park his car.

I kicked off his side mirror and ran with the keys.
Fucking Americans.

The Americans I've met seemed pretty normal tbqh. A bit louder than other tourists but not really as bad as you hear in some stories.

>>75315981
any decent 4 x 4 SUV/truck can handle 99% of the roads here, it's the driver that fucks up usually
>>75315975
moose are pretty fucking annoying, specifically out east
back in the day they brought moose onto newfoundland for hunting, turns out they pop out babies faster than an irish catholic

they taste good as shit though, you gotta try moose ribs done right

>>75316274
fugg senpai now I want moose

Bison is good

>>75316274
i want some moose :(