/brit/

pickle rick

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anime

Gogglebox

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Hai doumo Kizuna Ai desu

corbyn

>>75314652
Are you a kraut? Or a bong in Krautland?

>>75314656
North East

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>corbyn

>>75314748
the latter, germans are just a myth

>>75314767
may he reign 1k

recognise territorial claims or else

"A Great Jubilee Day", first held on Monday, May 26, 1783 in North Stratford, Connecticut, commemorated the end of fighting in the American Revolutionary War.

The Reverend James Beebe said a prayer well adapted and suitable for the occasion.[3][4] They all sang a Psalm.

The following toasts were given:
1st. The United States in Congress Assembled.
2d. General Washington and the brave Officers and soldiers of his command.
3d. Our Faithful and Illustrious Allies.
4th. The Friendly Powers of Europe.
5th The Governor and Company of the State of Connecticut.
6th. May the present peace prove a glorious one and last forever.
7th. May tyranny and despotism sink, and rise no more.
8th. May the late war prove an admonition to Great Britain, and the present peace teach its inhabitants their true interests.
9th. The Navy of the United States of America.
10th. May the Union of these States be perpetual and uninterrupted.
11th. May our Trade and Navigation Extend to both Indies and the Balance be found in our favour.
12th. May the American Flag always be a scourge to tyrants.
13th. May the Virtuous Daughters of America bestow their favors only on those who have Courage to defend them.
14th. May Vermont be received into the Federal Union and the Green Mountain Boys flourish.

hope corbyn bans yanks from /brit/

Corbyn got absolutely destroyed by are Neil over his IRA links earlier on

feel like murdering this russian nonce twat

All I have done today is post on /brit/ dont know how I do it. Dont know why im surprised each time

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Monitoring this thread

is smirnoff any good?

>>75314861
mudslime

>>75314828
If Britain didn't colonise and continue to occupy Ireland, there would be no IRA.

Was in the Morrisons toilets earlier in the cubicle sitting down doing a piss as I'm too nervous to use the unrinals and this fella comes in the toilet and starts rattling that cubicle door when it's CLEARLY locked and then he started making noises as he used the urinal. Shan't be using public toilets again x

>>75314884
it's alri

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmG_d3HKBA

>>75314861
sad if real

>>75314819
*Takes a fat shit in /brit/*
Heh

>>75314898
wow the world is so simple. thank you

>>75314941
lol

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>>75314898
>being in a union with a country is literally the same thing as colonialism

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>hope corbyn bans yanks from /brit/

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>>75314912
i bought vanilla and the cashier said I shouldn't drink it without mixing it with vanilla coke but I cant find any

>>75314979
Too sweet use regular coke or Pepsi

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*enters the thread*

alri

Eating a stir fry - just got back from playing footy with the lads at the park - a little beved right now lads ngl. Probably gonna have a rollie in a min

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>>75314934
It's fake, surprisingly

is the FA cup tomorrow lads?

>>75314861
quite an obvious fake desu

>>75315028
Dean.o.

>>75315080
Yeah hun x

aaarggh fucken skag kicked in

I want to HEEM

bought 4 euromillions lucky dips

matched one number out of 28

>>75315077
>we didn't tweet that but it's true
lol

>>75315110
thanks bby x

business idea: buy all the lotto tickets so you're guaranteed to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PNkar7Yjtk

"Moderate" Muslims got BTFO yesterday

>>75314968
>>75314979
>>75315010
>>75315024
snap!

>>75315010
okay I'll do that

Drinking a bottle of rioja in bed. Still live with my parents. I'm 29 years old.

YOU PULL BACK THE CURTAINS, AND THE SUN BURNS INTO YOUR EYES,
YOU WATCH A PLANE FLY ACROSS A CLEAR BLUE SKY.

>>75315153
I'd shag yer na hnah

>>75315153
grim

>>75315136
looks like that rorke moron was the one btfo

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Hmm

>>75315234
Raheem

>>75315246
he was oppressed. society made him do it

>>75315246
well its croydon

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>>75315249

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Fergus of Galloway was a twelfth-century Lord of Galloway.

It is possible that he was of Norse-Gaelic ancestry.

There is considerable evidence indicating that Fergus was married to a bastard daughter of Henry I, King of England. Henry I appears to have had about twenty-four illegitimate children.

One source is a mediaeval Arthurian romance, mainly set in southern Scotland,[which tells the tale of a knight who may represent Fergus himself.

There is abundant documentary evidence suggesting that all three of Fergus' children—Uhtred, Gilla Brigte, and Affraic—were descended from Henry I of England.

Specifically, Uhtred was called a cousin of Henry I's maternal-grandson, Henry II, King of England

Fergus' fall from power came in 1160. The reasons for the Scottish invasion are unknown.

finally ate my chilli lads

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>>75315010
wait do I put the vodka or the coke first fuck

>>75315275
So Raheem was the true Rorkesheed after all. Loving this arc.

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Does he really need to shill for a mattress company?

>>75315305
Vodka first you bender

>>75315305
put yourself out of misery hnah

>>75315280
>Henry I appears to have had about twenty-four illegitimate children.


mad man

>>75315246
>tfw to smart to function in society that just coddles me

>>75315275
the face of the alt-right in Britain

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doing a summer research project on machine learning, should i include watching serial experiments lain in the weekly report of what i've done regarding my project?

genuinely think im narcoleptic, what drugs can a doctor give me for this

>>75315315
not as bad as freddy adu having to shill for Hoover

>>75315367
>machine learning
babby tier

really starting to hate this "you need to have friends in order to make friends" mechanic

went to sleep and woke up at a normal time lads

I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you

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>>75315412
it's a really bad gimmick isn't it

>>75315432
very nice

>>75314967
>>being in a union with a country is literally the same thing as colonialism
yes, it is actually. at least in the case of ireland.

>>75315328
>>75315342
Its fantastic

>>75315432
keep us updated
what are you doing now?

ah me fucken 'testines

>>75315430
bloody students!

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>>75315430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWw7kuiCss

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Greyhound lad, did you win anything tonight?

>>75315467
hello fucktard

>>75315446
>>75315412
made some at my internship. i just acted like i've always had friends and going out places with other people was normal for me

Jeremy Corbyn: "I condemn all bombing, it is not a good idea, and it is terrible what happened.”

/brit/: "Jeremy supports the IRA."

>>75315430
hmm.

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you keep me under your spell
you keep me under your spell
you keep me under your spell

>>75315475
just watched a feminist video and now i'm going to read through my /ck/ thread that got some posts overnight
>>75315450
you posted this at the same time she said this haha https://youtu.be/nQ1ga8yuM50?t=20s

>>75315432
Lol you're depressed aren't you

75315537: I suck cock

>>75315153
>Still live with my parents
why?

britain out of ireland
britain out of nato
smash imperialism

>>75315153
>rioja
What is?

>>75315592
>fat yank supports the tories because he thinks they're in any way right wing
ebin

tripcodes lads

>>75315571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

Real human bean

Drinking a Kopparberg

>>75315315
Got one of those mattresses. Bit expensive but quite grand 2bh

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>>75315571
i dont eat
i dont sleep
i do nothing but think of you

>>75315653
Cool it lad, don't want you in hospital again

drinking a kahlua

>>75315622
lapdogs > lapcats

Drinking a bailey's lads

doing a suicide
need a good job 2bh

smash the phenians

Eire belongs to Her Maj

helicopter just flew over
mummy says its obama

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*initiating shart sequence*
*acquiring target: mart*
*arming shartheads*
*launching in 3...2...1...*
mart destroyed, mission accomplished

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>>75315640
>>75315674
do you think this feeling can last forever?
>you mean like forever-ever?
>forever-ever?
>forever-ever?
>sure!
god, I hope so

majority of english people I know support a unified ireland (me included)

anyone seen LatexLad about?

>>75315738
hate that nigger

>>75315749
united under the red handed fucking banner I presume

otherwise you're to be purged

>>75315749
yeah most of them want rid of the benefit spongers in NI

*posts*

>>75315749
pretty much everyone in britain does, except far right types

smash collectivism

>>75315749
same lad, unified under British rule that is

>>75315412
found an intermittent bug where if you stand really close to a wall, facing away, people will assume you already have friends and are waiting for them. my working theory is they assume your friends clipped through the wall when you backed against it.

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>>75315766
>nigger

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>>75315762
im about a fair amount tbf
keep it on the down low

Seriously hope you lads have never crossed a picket line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhj0Q8wUlqs

THIS IS BIG BRO BRO

TAKIN OVER THE SHOW SHOW

WITH THIS NU FLOW FLOW

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>>75315790
*collectively smashes you*

>thunder and lightning predicted for tomorrow

real mothafuckin' comfy

>>75315818
is this from ricky and morty

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>>75315818

is this (75315818) bait

really wish i lived on a lake or had a swimming pool

>>75315818
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK

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TAIGS WATCH OUT

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>richard spencer is banned from britain

>salman abedi and his entire family were given asylum, a house, and free movement

business idea: a telly show called Mick and Rorkey

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>>75315747
do you know the difference between love and obsession
and whats the difference between obsession and desire?

>>75315577
Honestly I hate lefties, but calm, level headed radical centrists who want to hear both sides are even worse.

Just pick a side you stupid cunt.

>>75315818
BIG
R
E
V
E
A
L

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Imagine her tight, wet pussy sliding up and down on your thick, hard knob whilst she whimpers in your ear and then orgasms.

>>75315742
You should give up. No one ever responds to these shitposts.

>>75315899
all of this is because of Theresa May btw

>>75315899
*rapidly disassembles two dozen English children using spare DIY parts*

>>75315731
gladly turn your skull to dust if i ever got hold of ya you spineless cretin

>>75315925
would prefer her mother

>>75315925
>tattoo
nah yer alri

>>75315871
but you live in america where everyone has those things

>>75315913
what if you agree with some points from each side
politics isn't exactly a football match

>>75315899
>say you want to preserve white majorities in white countries
>not okay

>be a jihadist
>okay

absolute state of the world

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Third Pandemic is the designation of a major bubonic plague pandemic that began in Yunnan province in China in 1855.

Plague came to British India in 1896, most likely from Hong Kong where the epidemic had been festering since 1894.

Over the next thirty years, the country would lose 12.5 million people to the disease.

The colonial government's measures to control the disease included quarantine, isolation camps, travel restrictions and the banning of India's traditional medical practices.

At this time, British health officials began to press for widespread vaccination

Restrictions on the populations were enforced by the British military.

Indians found these measures culturally intrusive and, in general, repressive and tyrannical.

On 22 June 1897, the Chapekar brothers, young Pune Hindus, shot and killed a British official.

After three months of persistent work with a limited staff, a form of vaccination was ready. All inoculated prisoners survived the epidemics

>>75315944
I'd rip your mangy snout open with me bare fucken hands

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>>75315913
extremists out
radical centrists in

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ah yes manchester

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>>75315913
>>75315978
radical centrists are the worst

>>75315925
>why yes, i do post images and text on /brit/ to make my internet friends get erections
bizarre state of affairs, your life

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>>75315899
I lived legally most of my life in the UK and got refused permanent residency yet benefits cunts that can't even speak english get it as soon as they poop out a baby.
Thanks, May.

>>75315831
good track

>>75315831
I remember a lad singing this in the school bathroom when I was about 10 years old

Only heard it once, remembered the lyrics for a decade.

Now I know where it's from. Thank you la

>>75316016
Did it make you cry?

>>75316028
paki twat BTFO

>>75315926
how would anyone respond to such a glorious gimmick you odious little polyp

it's to be examined and appreciated

http://drudgereport.com/

>BOEHNER UNLOADS...

>Tax reform 'just happy talk'...

lol

>>75316028
you've never shed blood for the crown why the fuck would Albion accept you

>>75316003
the radical centrist in that image is right, you know...

>>75316048
no it gave me a semi, which is odd innit
you, a presumably straight male, just gave me, a straight male, a semi
BIT gay

have a blessed day

>>75315964
No it's a war

>>75316054
>Paki
fuck off mainlander. I'm Polish

*assassinates the PM via food poisoning*

>implying anarcho-totalitarianism isn't the way to go

>>75316082
suck my little circumcised yank cock

>>75316095
fuck off back Stanislav

there are toilets in Pooland that need unclogging

You're all nothing more than bacteria in my petri dish.

>>75316095
even worse
poles are scum

>>75316086
Nothing wrong with being gay

>>75316095
off thyself

>>75316130
exactly what a paki would say

>>75315925
too thin 2bh

>>75316159
hello nigger

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>>75315909
I don't know!

poles are germans with a sense of humour and i think they're very underappreciated in /brit/

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hmmm

>>75316095
>I'm Polish
Mr Sheen?

>Mosque leader the Manchester bomber went to speaking to the bbc: "He was radicalised but once he is reported to the police it is no longer our responsibility" *smug face*

Ah yes

>>75316130
>even worse

rasheed

NOT racist just dont think foreigners should be living here using up our housing stock

>>75315994
The Bill was cancelled twenty years ago.

>>75315925
too female 2bh

>>75316176
>germans with a sense of humour
that's you

If islam is so great why do muslims flock to "infidel" christian nations?

>>75316176
poles are box headed cunt no better than your average phenian speak shite english too

Unironically postal voted for Corbyn a week ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlkXQm7tSCY

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Post you are waifu

>>75316205
>our
did you buy it all already to call it yours?

>>75316194
Don't believe these cunts informed the police at all.

had sex with a polish girl off tinder once she said polish guys had smaller dicks than english guys

>>75316248
*knocks you out cold*

>>75316223
they want the muslim way of life with the comforts of western living

>>75316234
it's certainly not yours Rasheed/Egor now fuck off back to your poverty stricken shitehole of a country

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>Unironically postal voted for Corbyn a week ago.

>>75316229
same it's a shame i'm in a tory safe seat

never met a pole

If only there were a consistent theme with all these attackers that could help us identify the cause

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaaqWoFHhpQ

I CAN MAKE MY WORLD COME TRUE

ALL MY DREAMS WILL SEE ME THROUGH

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MAY COME MY WAY

BELIEVE ME NOW

I WILL WIN SOME DAAAAAAY

Damn polacks.

>>75316194
yet another example of white people not doing their job adequately, need a bit more multiculturalism do you?.

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https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/868074235834617856

>>75316291
toxic masculinity

>>75316291
they're all men

end toxic masculinity now

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>>75316230

>>75316279
I am home, now fuck off back for your night shift at tesco for £7.35

>>75316291
they are all men

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drumpt
dunt
trumdpt

DESTROY d*blin with air strikes

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>>75316324
T H I C C

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why do leftists preach love and tolerance when they're by far the shittiest people on the planet

>>75316284
Same, semi-safe at least. Just want to show them they can't win a total victory

>>75316327
shouldn't you be cleaning my toilet right now
you should feel right at home there with all the other pieces of shit

>>75316313
>9:31
not a fucking chance

>>75316352
true one more vote shows the tories even their safe seats aren't safe

>>75316293
Right in the nostalgia

>>75316293
choon

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Nothing drives me mad more than this "Keep calm and carry on" shite retarded lefty Brits like to say.

Keep calm and carry on is not a fucking solution, it's a stance to take while your country's men are fighting the enemy tooth and nail. When will the enemy be just fucking identified?

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so tolerant x

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perro caca

>>75316359
>shouldn't you be cleaning my toilet right now
nah I'm doing well enough to hire locals to do it for me. should have stayed in school kid

>>75316348
>right wingers: bomb and murder children in the Middle East
>left wingers: say mean things on twitter

>>75316385
the enemy occupies most of the island

>>75316385
>lefty Brits
it's a right-wing meme you twathead, buckle under and take it you know

>>75316324
Trash

>>75316413
aaaaaaaaaajjjjjj

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San Francisco mayor James D. Phelan was in favor of keeping the Chinese-speaking residents separated from the Anglo Americans; he said that the Chinese Americans were unclean, filthy, and "a constant menace to the public health."

On February 7, 1900, Wong Chut King, the owner of a lumber yard, fell sick with what the Chinese doctors thought was typhus or gonorrhea.

A.P. O'Brien, a city health department officer found suspiciously swollen lymph glands.

Three men performed an autopsy as night closed. Looking through his microscope, they thought what appeared to be plague bacilli.

On March 7, 1900, Chinatown was circled by rope and surrounded by policemen preventing access to anyone but Whites.

On March 11, Kinyoun's lab presented its results. Two guinea pigs, one monkey, and one rat died after being exposed to samples from the first victim; this proved that Bubonic plague was indeed in Chinatown.All the dead animals tested positive for the plague bacteria

Property was taken and burned if it was suspected of harboring filth. Using physical violence, policemen enforced compliance with the Board of Health's directives.

The Chinese community was angered, and they reacted by hiding anyone who was sick.

We never had so many Islamic terrorist attacks in the west until we started bombing their countries because we wanted to decide who led their countries. Not defending Muslims or their attacks but you surely have to admit our leaders fucked up

>>75316416
obama dropped over 26000 bombs on seven countries last year, twat

>>75316426
A right wing meme to claim terrorist attacks are part and parcel of living in an urban area?

oops fell asleep for three hours

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>>75316385
>politicians and journalists, who would be first dragged into the streets and shot if the people actually started getting angry, appeal for calm

Wonder why they could do that la?

Total mystery

>>75316440
We as a more advanced nation have every right to bomb whatever shithole we want

>>75316440
unironically agree

>>75316416
>islam
>right wing
Dude let's apply 18th century French governmental concepts to a 7th century religion lmao

>>75316440
9/11

>>75316444
obama was a liberal not a leftist

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>going to jail for using the "wrong" chemicals to heat air to the "wrong" temperature and "wrong velocity" to disentangle the molecules of some fellow apes

>>75316444
Obama isn't left-wing by European standards you mong

None of these jokes on the last leg are funny, the audience isn't even laughing.

>>75316347
Beatrice a cute.

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>>75316334
splimpf absolutely eviscerated

>>75316440
they just copied the way far-left/far-right terrorists acted in western countries, the first islamic terrorist groups were iranian and influenced by terrorist groups that already existed in the west, they are just the main ones still doing it because communism is dead and the far-right is limited to a few whackjobs (not that they don't still do terrorism such as with jo cox's terrorist killer)

>>75316498
shitty reddit gimmick

fuck off paki

>>75316440
so which muslim countries did Sweden and Indonesia bomb?

>>75316498
Do not post the S*n in this general.

>>75316291

all related to nations occupied or bombed by western forces

>>75316440
>We never had so many Islamic terrorist attacks
Probably because you're an island in the North Atlantic ocean. Poland, Austria, Spain, Greece, and Italy pretty much spent half their history fighting Muslims

>>75316385
its not intended as a solution, and its not lefties that say it. it's like a statement of solidarity with your country; we can endure so we will.

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>>75316517

>>75316481
Tbf you have to concede that they have a right to suicide bomb us in retaliation then.

GCHQ I AM NOT CONDONING TERRORISM OR TERRORISM RELATED ACTIVITIES, FUCK OFF

Ever tried to kill yourself lads?

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>>75316504

>>75316549
no they don't

>>75316469
keep calm and carry of is a right-wing meme, it's world war two nostalgia and used to just ignore the problems happening (like rising inequality, worsening work conditions and the like) and just accept the status quo, we have right-wing leaders so it makes sense that following rank is a right-wing meme

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>>75316471
Don't let it happen again, i'm not paying you 5 quid an hour for nothing!
*texts the butler to order a new yacht for me*

>>75316517
Final panel is just patently false what the fuck

>>75316544
"If we do something the terrorists will win lads!"

Logan was a decent film, lads

much better than the usual capeshit

>>75316517
>less than 2% of all terror attacks are carried out in the name of islam
not entirely sure I believe this little titbit

>>75316481
The post you're replying to wasn't about rights, it was about cause and effect.

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Most tamil tiger suicide bombers are women, weird that

>>75316539
wrong

>>75316533
indonesia is a muslim country you dolt

in face the word indo-nesia comes from islam islands (indo=islam, nesia=islands)

>>75316517
hospital closures kill
more than car bombs ever will

>>75316572
Looks like your typical British bird to me.

>>75316562
yeah, tried to hang myself but the door frame snapped, then slashed my wrist but my brother found me and the cops dragged me off to hospital. got sectioned afterwards. lel

>>75316573
Excellent argument

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>>75316498
haha

>>75316615
wasn't M.I.A's dad one of them

>>75316337

wanna fuck her so bad

>>75316562
no considered it but not actually gone through it, the ex once jumped into a lake and said it was because she hated me and it made me realise attempting suicide just makes you look desperate if it doesn't work

>>75316595
It's crap mate. What's good about it? It's like a shitty rip off of Man on Fire, TLoU

hmm i wonder what would be a better use of my energy as a man in his prime, chasing after one night stands or expanding my mind...

>>75316539
so the attacks in burma, china, those nations are under western occupation or sphere of influence?

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>>75316629
>indo=islam

>>75316590
we aren't doing nothing; the problem must be solved on a glacial timescale (e.g. islam must be gradually recast as a weird violent belief system that no sane parent would enforce on their child), in the meantime we keep calm and carry on.

>>75316634
>>75316674
>>75316562
fuck off selfish cowards

>>75316337
Could do with a teeth whitening

Intriguing face though

someone post an infographic that btfo lefties, I'm in the mood

oooooooh shit

>>75316675
going to see the new gotg with the so called "friend" with benefits. she knows i hate comic book movies

>>75316706
>teeth whitening
FOY

>>75316489
literally no difference

remember that the USA is the leader of the free world. it's not our fault european has swung so far left that being against open borders is now considered fascist. i wonder how many more terrorist attacks it will take before europe wakes the fuck up

We never had so many Islamic terrorist attacks in the west until we started importing these fucking 3rd world scum en masse

>>75316726
how do I get a friend with benefits

>>75316694
You say as we continue to import them by the millions

>>75316517

despise this cunt

>>75316675
shut up nerd it was better than the usual capeshit, simple as

>>75316748
Down to job centre plus

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who /reading a book tonight/ in here?
bonus points if anime

>>75316576
This is true

There was a recent story about a "love form manchester" message being written on a bomb dropped on ISIS.

Plus remember after Westminster, that god-awful holier than thou speech made by Andrew Neil where he evoked the spirit of the Blitz. At one point he directly asked Michael Portillo if it was the Blitz again and the look on their faces was pure, childish excitement. Fucking bunch of mentalists, reckon it's all rooted in their childhood, being raised on stories of the blitz and WW2 but never actually remembering or participating.

Right-wingers really are schizophrenic. Half of them want to fight the Nazis again, half of them want to be the Nazis.

>>75316749
it isn't by the millions and it gradually decreases for the same reason.

>>75316744
that's racist you dumb rorke

>>75316634
How long were you sectioned for and did it help at all?

>>75316748
you don't if you're not chad

you get a gf that thinks by not slapping the bf/gf label on it that it's less serious
fwbs don't go out to the movies

*goes to school*
*goes to a mid level university*
*gets a boring job slaving for noseberg 10 hours a day*
*gets a 1.2 litre toyota*
*gives half my money to some buy-to-let paki twat*
*gets a mortgage on a 3 bedroom semi detached in derby*
*fall in love with a 5/10 woman*
*have 2 children*
*wife is now fat and ugly*
*getting older now, joints hurt when you wake up*
*go abroad for 7 days a year*
*retire after 50 years of wageslavery*
*dies*

ahh yes very good

>>75316744
Would discuss this point but it's new thread time.

>>75316776
Tell him lad

This is a nerd free zone

>>75316562

went to the railway line and sat down but it was late and there were no trains, not even freight or anything

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This is how big Indonesia is

>>75316748
go jobcentre

>>75316776
It's still capeshit and a terrible film

anyone seen the John Wick 2?

>>75316819
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>>75316819
>>75316819
>>75316819

>>75316785
>put in the screencap

nice

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>Several teachers at Texas school disciplined after giving 7th grader a "most likely to become a terrorist" award.

New

>>75316825

>>75316825

>>75316825

>>75316825

>>75316825

>>75316795
NOT an argument
prove me wrong

>>75316806
>he doesn't drive a 2.5L Mazda
Sad!

>>75316790
> Half of them want to fight the Nazis again, half of them want to be the Nazis.
Dude cutting our budget for free school lunches for our fat children is literally Hitler lmao

Dude umm does anyone else think that Theresa May is literally Hitler lmao

>>75316806
Plan is to kill myself at 30 to avoid exactly this.

>>75316798
about 9 weeks. was pretty optimistic after i left despite various problems inside. started uni a few moths after, but then slipped into a depression, started hallucinating, skipping meds, doing ket. lsd, dmt, mdma. dropped out of uni and it's been shit ever since. that was 4 years ago

>>75316871
>The scale of disruption felt by people at the sharp end of these benefit reforms is enormous. Countless thousands of others have died prematurely following work capability assessments: approximately 10,000 according the government’s own figures. People are dying as a result of benefit sanction which has fatal impacts on existing health conditions, such as diabetes and heart disease.
Totally unnecessary death of the most vulnerable in society Social Darwinist violence

>>75316973
>that was 4 years ago

Christ lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV6nVH2KH7I

this is pretty ok, but I've had 4 shots and nothing has happened

is smirnoff the baby vodka?