Be the man your penis wants you to be Edition
>>75313428
beat me fair enough
if you have a penis that is five inches or longer you need to leave
varg
>beauitufl wife
>6 white children
>lives off the land
you
>spend your 20s in school and watching anime
>zero children
>couldn't survive a day with the supermarket
>>75313480
its ok, we will let him decide
>>75313498
I can tuck mine in
I'm not a fan of Arizona or New Mexico
Bad states with terrible weather and a lot of brown people
>>75313522
louis
>spend your 20s in prison
>live off welfare
>oldest daughter gets and asian boyfriend
>>75313657
>>oldest daughter gets and asian boyfriend
huh?
is smirnoff vanilla good
Thinking about racemixing right now
>>75313708
he has an estranged daughter that was born in 1992
she did some modeling work once and dated an asian boy for a bit
thnking about speciesmxing
>>75313657
better than you
*makes a computer algorithm and hacks your computer*
Remember /cum/, be yourself and know that that's good enough. Don't try to be someone else
>>75313888
*outdances your computer's rhythm*
>>75313934
*sees you dancing but too shy to dance*
>>75314047
no, i have a washer and drier
>>75314047
I'll kick your ass if you look at me sideways again
>>75314047
I'm just here to use the quarter dispense as I too, like >>75314066, own a washer and drier in which in my home.
this footguy is seriously starting to make me psychotic
>>75314106
shut up bitch post dick
If you work on a stat holiday, do you get time and a half or double time and a half??
So is this the mani /cum/ thread?
>>75314124
i ain't sHOWING YOU SHIT BITCH, UNLESS YOU BECOME MY GF
*Knocks on your window*
hey anon, check my new youtube video, k?
So where does /cum/ stand on the political spectrum?
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
wew don't want to learn korean or japanese anymore. thank god i got over that
this is a nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VcSMr3hbc
why do disney cartoons always have single parents?
like you never see a normal family with a mom and dad in a disney movie
why does "music producer" equate to "nigger music producer"
I want to make white people music reeeee
>>75314397
hmmm..
>>75314408
What is white people music? Rock and country?
Do /cum/ control the foundation or outside group? if an outside general control the foundation, then what is /cum/ thread row with selection of is director? our we mixing /cum/ and none cum/ row's, and who is the mod?
>>75314447
rock and all of its sub genres, electronic music, country
then ofc old people stuff like jazz or classical
>>75314447
metal and classical
>>75314486
metal is a form of rock
>>75314472
>electronic
>rock subgenre
what
>>75314502
retard
>>75314447
>>75314472
>>75314486
all of this
I'll even make pop for fuck's sakes, just anything but edm, hip hop, and rap the THREE THINGS EVERYONE ASSUMES WHEN YOU SAY MUSIC PRODUCER
>>75314517
what are you asking me?
>>75314522
:(
>>75314292
>tfw im basically gandhi
>>75314529
then do it
>>75314565
I will it's just annoying is all. what do I say besides "music producer"? I can't say white people music producer, then they'll get mad
>>75314447
White girls listen to rap
>>75314551
How is electronic music a subgenre of rock?
so fist of flames listens to rap. Interesting.
>>75314595
guess you could call yourself a musician
>>75314638
hm yes I suppose that is fair enough
>>75314617
trash
>Hey anon, come here, grab a cigg and smoke with me
wat do?
>>75314625
reading comprehension?
i said that rock and its subgenres are white people music
additionally electronic music and country are also white people music
>Slaps your waifu's ass
>>75314684
forgot pic
>>75314684
say no to drugs
youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZVkESecXk
>>75314684
slap it out of his hand and tell him he's genociding his sperm count and causing second hand cancer. then I give him one of my anti-smoking business cards
>>75314684
smoking with other people is weird to me desu
>>75314684
>>75314722
immediately cum inside my pants
>>75314722
tought that was my waifu for a second there
PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75314722
get angry with her and steal those cigs then tell her parents
>>75314685
but i like electronic music
browsing reddit right now
>>75314773
hey do you know a song that goes "wikisa, honeypuss"?
>>75314773
are you mestizo?
*samples popular hip hop song*
*says "yuh" over it*
*pitch shifts it*
*gets friends to spam it*
ay senpai I'm in the game
>>75314786
no
>>75314802
yes, so?
>>75314879
it's the white part of you that likes electronic music
gf going off birthy control so no more raw dogging it
laughing on the outside crying on the inside
>>75314727
>>75314740
>>75314743
>>75314754
>>75314755
>>75314768
>Aaah come on anon, don't be such a pussy, just smoke some. you'll feels good, hey i can even be your gf if you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mWMKTzUt8
>>75314775
what subs?
>>75314962
let me see your dick first and I'll consider it
What does /cum/ think of Taytay?
>browsing reddit
>>75315015
I want her to peg me
>i don't browse reddit
>I will always be an olive skinned 5'6 wop American
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
listening to TI like a real ATL nigga
>>75315078
trap muzik is a great album desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53mMZTIe4uI
>>75315064
why don't you marry some asian whore? don't they just take any white guy? wop is italian right?
>>75314962
I would make her stop this behaviour, and help her change to become a respectable girl. She would view me as a meddlesome annoying guy but eventually she would come to respect me as a older brother.
And then when she is a respectable woman we would have sex
>>75315259
Oriental women don't do anything for me and yeah wop is shitalian
>>75315015
Overrated stick with nice legs
>>75315223
i love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LekkBgNDFzc
>>75314879
>no
can you help me find it though
>>75314962
thats exactly how my first time went, aside from the gf part
Stop anon you're such a stud~
my favorite rappers are TI and Lil Boosie
>>75315383
hey can you post the one where shes opening and closing her mouth at a slanted angle
>>75315448
You on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOxOR3x8FBQ
slowly turn conquering the worm
If Europe was taken over by Islam, would you support allowing euro refugees into your country?
I think I would for Scandinavians, but I'd shoot down any plane/boat carrying any other kind desu.
>>75315576
im not italian im white
>>75315648
well if most of the population of mexico just started murdering people in the streets (more likely than islam taking over europe desu) i would most definitely not allow the mexicans being murdered in to my country
is this real?
>>75315789
its jimmy kimmel
>>75315648
nah, they deserve what's coming to them
>>75315827
i see how the cuffs change now
>>75315648
I welcome all people, regardless of race and religion, into my home
>>75315770
is that supposed to make me feel bad? :o
>>75315576
This is so true, the italian guy pretends to hate "niggers" but really he worships them and is just jealous as fuck. Then he starts laughing at the black guy, but doesnt he see the irony? Where was civilization started? Africa!
tfw no gf
>tfw no black boyfriend
>>75316090
no
>tfw gf
>>75316118
this is the right attitude
>>75313428
As an American, I would genocide American toddlers because they're so annoying and stupid. Kill them all tbqh.
>>75316149
kys chad
>>75316199
no u
>>75316181
you should start with your president
>>75316243
good
>>75316255
>assassinating the president
Too risky, would never attempt
league makes me really upset but it's the only competitive game i have to play
>league
>>75316371
>playing league
>not playing overwatch the biggest and greatest competitive game on the market
>>75316454
i don't like overwatch
i played it for well over 60 hours with friends between beta and release and i never really enjoyed it
Should I start wearing black nail polish? I'm a straight male.
Should Mexico develop nukes?
>>75316558
yes
>>75316543
Depends. Does it look good on you?
>>75316558
No need. Despite the mixed relations, Mexico is auto-protected by the US just by the sake of proximity. If any foreign power seriously threatened Mexico, the US would get in the middle.
If Mexico did try to develop nukes, the US would definitely do everything in their power to stop it.
>>75316742
DELETE THIS
>>75316558
Mexico already has WMD.
They're called anchor babies.
>>75316692
But what if the nukes are protection against the US?
There goes another full week wasted on /int/ instead of doing something productive
>>75317005
I'm damn sick and tired of it
I'm going to /agdg/ to get inspired from now on, goodbye suckers
>>75314597
I'll never understand why.
Why do people here roleplay having gfs?
>>75317051
kids these days
>>75316804
Mexico's birthrate is now barely above 2.1 I doubt it's significantly higher among Mexicans in the US.
>tfw the Reconquista dream is dead
Only Central Americans can save the dream, now.
Btw how does it feel to live in a country slowly extinguishing itself, are there even children there?
>>75313428
>Be the man your penis wants you to be
I hate anime, but this is actually great advice
on season 2 of the Wire now...
how come these guys are obsessing over avoiding a new case? especially the enlisted lads?
nigga it's they job to solve homicides wtf
>>75316742
>asian
Have white men not gotten the memo that creating hapas is a crime against humanity?
>lads
>nigga
>>75317137
Wasn't calling you out specifically but normal people with actual gfs don't post them getting their dicks sucked on anonymous image boards
The german is a neet virgin pedophile scat fetishist who has never left germany
>>75316966
Even if Mexico clearly stated it's for the protection of North America, it represents a serious strategic shift for the United States and increased danger for the world.
Whenever a new nation gains nuclear weapons, it represents another new flashpoint where a global nuclear war can break out. That's why it is an extremely grave decision whether to give Japan and S. Korea nukes, and not just Trump's "LOL GIVE THEM FREE NUKES". A country with nuclear weapons is yet another variable the world has to worry about, and one out of the hands of the global powers. You can think of it as a huge increase in risk and chaos.
Another reason is that the US may not trust how safe Mexico can keep its nukes. Considering that even things like well-guarded oil pipelines come under attack by cartels, a nuke for a cartel is a key to immense power and leverage over world governments. If a cartel or other rogue group had a nuke, countries would really start re-thinking their stance on "we don't negotiate with terrorists"
the truth is out there
>>75317310
To add: Just look at Pakistan. It's a country we spend metric fuckloads of cash and arms on to maintain stability so one of its many islamic terror groups does not capitalize on instability and steal a nuke.
>>75317306
Every single word of this is true. Literally comes here and posts random videos and pictures of asian girls online saying "LOOK AT MY GF EVERYONE LOOK" and the moments later he's posting scat porn and talking about how he wishes he was Taiwanese
>he hasnt filtered the german flag
sad! many such cases!
>Come on, my scat videos are entertaining
idea: gookmoot splits off /b/, /pol/ and /r9k/ to a website called cancerchan so we dont have to deal with their toxic posts and media controversies
>>75317736
yum
>>75317736
what causes a human being to act this way and what causes other human beings to watch and get excited by this
haha filtering that post
it is your moral duty as a citizen of /cum/ to report all german posts
>>75317968
surely regular porn would be enough?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/26/us/st-louis-confederate-monuments-south.html
Can confedcucks please just fuck off?
>>75317915
no father
Should Mexico become a Chinese colony?
>>75318051
Browsing /dixie/ makes me cringe
>>75316966
>>75317310
Fuck I misread your post.
If Mexico was building it to defend itself AGAINST America, they're basically saying they are ready to use it against America. America would subsequently try and stop it.
>>75318098
yes
White people's neanderthal ancestors evolved vision centered brains http://www.livescience.com/27850-social-brain-beat-neanderthal-vision.html.
This explains why white people do better on IQ tests. Pattern recognition is a significant part of IQ tests. Therefore, IQ tests are more suited for Neanderthal/human hybrids. Humans (black people) evolved social centered brains in which is obviously better for the continuance of existence. Our social centered brains gave us the advantage over neanderthals. This also could explain why white people are more likely to downplay traditions in which is also leading to their extinction such as living by a gay ideology such as going against traditional gender roles and not reproducing enough to replace the previous generation
just finished my one and only mc chicken
Off to the ole wagecuck gig, shoot me a Christian prayer if you please
>>75318126
How can Mexico secretly develop nukes like Israel did? Would building underground facilities in one of our mountain ranges work?
>shoots him a Hindu prayer
/agdg/ is really funny. it's like five guys at any one time and they're all phil fish
>>75318197
Baruch atah adonai, elloheinu melach haolam
whats the russian general called
send me your atheist prayers please
>>75318234
>>75318280
Not what i was looking for but I'll take it
>>75318270
the only /vg/ generals i browse are /ss13/ and /mbg/
>>75318197
>browsing /vg/ at all
its like you WANT to catch autism
>>75318298
*burns a sacrificial handful of Fritos on the family altar*
>>75318369
every general is different
/vg/ is the first board i browsed
>>75318162
appears to be a home video recording of former United States President Ronald Reagan delivering his "Evil Empire" speech to the National Association of Evangelicals at Sheraton Twin Towers Hotel, Orlando, FL on 3/8/1983. However, at 1 minute and 10 seconds, the speech begins to deviate heavily, eventually resembling no known speech ever made by Reagan. Beginning at approximately 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible. Despite suffering bodily harm that would likely incapacitate an ordinary person, Reagan will continue to deliver his speech until either his vocal cords are severed or the tape degrades to static at 22:34.
>>75318229
It's possible but Mexico would probably have to get the supplies, instruments, and specialist scientists that are constantly under watch by the US and other governments.
If Mexico seriously tried, you might see the same thing the Israeli MOSSAD did to Iran: targeted assassinations of key scientists in the project, not to mention things like embargoes, etc
>>75318369
/agdg/ is very autistic. they just had an argument about writing ideas down. general consensus is no, you shouldn't write things down, or you're a brainlet
>>75318369
t. browses /v/ over the age of 17
What would Mexico's name be in Chinese? Also, speaking about Chinese colonies, what is like living in British Columbia?
/v/ is the first board i browsed
Might be a loli-con buds
>>75318437
t. browses /y/ on a daily basis
>>75318342
/sp/ is the first board I browsed
don't know what /y/ is
>>75318485
yaoi IIRC
>>75318485
its like /u/, but gay
>>75318465
when i look at gay porn on 4chan i just check /gif/ thank you very much
>>75318485
yaoi AKA gay porn for girls
>>75318422
source: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981
i do not go on /x/
don't know what /u/ is
/r9k/ was my first main board outside /b/ around age 14
no wonder I turned out like this
>when I look at gay porn
what did he mean by this?
>>75313522
>mooches off the government and his wife
>pretends to be self sufficient
nothing more embarrassing than afrocentrism
if you are obsessed with other men's sexuality you are probably gay
>>75318438
墨西哥
moxige
>>75318553
yea so stop trying to make me look bad
gazi kodzo is my idol
>>75318627
LITERALLY who?
>>75318622
you do enough of that yourself
>you do enough of that yourself
>>75318422
Would North Korea lend its scientists to an embargoed Mexico in exchange for supplies?
>supplies, instruments, and specialist scientists that are constantly under watch by the US and other governments.
Does the US and other Western governments actually do this?
>>75318101
I don't understand the point of the thread. Do we have a mexican empire thread?
>>75314292
A third of the way down in purple, all the way to the right
you may see me on the streets but you don't know me
>>75318696
confederate vermin trying to feel like special snowflakes
>>75318229
why do it secretly? just do it mane, you have as much a right to have nukes as anybody else
>>75318616
Sounds cool desu
>tfw don't live in the people's protectorate of Moxige
>>75318737
p. sure Mexico has signed onto anti-WMD treaties, and doesn't relly have the power to break it else they'll get bullied
>>75314292
I consider myself right wing, to be desu with you.
>>75318793
wtf that's racist
>>75318693
Probably not desu, but it depends on the risk associated. Right now they are really prowling for Chinese professors who may be spying on US military research. They just falsely arrested a Philly physics professor in the last year.
If Mexico declared it or showed some indication of it, the US would definitely divert a lot of spying resources to it.
In Israel's case, the threat of Iran is obvious, so they honed their spying onto them
>tfw only have 12k miles
>tfw should have gotten my mileage card a few years ago
>>75318816
*tips*
>>75318737
But America would invade or nuke our cities before we manage to develop one.
>>75318793
That's why it would be a secret.
wonder if ariana grande has pooped since the attack
>>75318816
if you go too far into traditionalist stuff it says you're a commie
>>75318693
as for n korea, if mexico got so stand-offish with the US that it tried to continue despite embargo and other sanctions, the US would probably just blockade as much of the country as possible and stop any korean from coming in
>>75314292
I took this a long time ago, so it's probably shifted
>>75318855
utterly disgusting and pathetic post
>>75318816
How can you consider yourself right-wing and be on the red square?
>>75318909
Because the test is """""""""libertarian""""""""" left biased.
>>75318893
Can America really blockade all the Pacific Coast of Mexico?
>>75318897
Shifted to where?
>>75318943
So what right-wing views do you have?
want to be a movie star but i cant act
i hate my faggot retard ISP
>>75319011
I'd have to take it again to know, don't feel like it now. Probably more center, probably more authoritarian.
>>75319019
start small, find a shitty low tier theatre group nearby
>>75319011
probably not, but if shit got as bad as you're making it sound, they could probably use live satellite imaging to monitor any incoming vessels and intercept.
It just wouldn't be worth it. The US will probably never attack Mexico, and Mexico is protected from most everyone else by the US
>>75318909
Because Bernie Sanders is a radical centrist and Clinton is far right according to these people
gonna head down to the gf store and windowshop
who knows, maybe I'll pick something out this time
>>75319245
Am I correct in reading this as a euphemism for watching porn
>>75319230
to be fair, you never see the "full power" of a US politician's opinion because it becomes extremely watered down by checks and balances
if those people on the map had total control.... who knows?
>>75319245
just contacted the FBI
We are no longer accepting janitor applications. Thanks to all those who applied!
>>75319283
its a euphemism for >tfw no gf
im the rubber band man
>>75319283
>he doesn't have a gf store in his city
>>75319311
i applied
>>75319230
Well, sometimes what you are on the map doesn't align with your actual voting preferences
>>75319230
Here's another great one by them, Australia's labor party being far right wing.
>>75319323
Aside from all the "massage parlours" there's a place I'm pretty sure is a full on brothel
*takes a caffeine pill*
Does Cuba have nuclear scientists?
Just drove about thirty miles with nearly no brakes
massage parlors sound exciting in a way
something more kinky about it than just going to a brothel
>>75319392
just LET IT GO man
>>75319371
More autism by them
will third world girls care if i have a small dick?
>>75319463
yes
i keep getting this fucker in my feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGtq4stleis
why does he pronounce his "a"s and "the"s so weird all the time
>>75319463
no girl will care
>>75319446
>WAHHHHHH WE CAN'T HAVE A MACRON KEK!
>MACARONI IS FAR RIGHT
>>75319446
Reminder that Ron Paul and Macron are essentially the same person!
im a manlet
did german poster get banned? all his earlier posts are deleted
>>75319509
>Ron Macron
oh FUCK
>h3h3
>>75319541
You mean foot """kraut"""? Yes
i like posting on /nepgen/ sometimes
https://youtu.be/DvzqqqyMKlg
>ywn have authentic mexican street food
please bring more qt mexican girls that can cook to canada thanks
>>75319587
>h3h3 and markiplier and live streaming together right NOW
guys should I refrigerate my vodka
its never really occurred to me as I just keep them in a cabinet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRpb7Iua4dQ
go to 9min
very cute
>tfw your family makes authentic tamales every christmas
>>75319650
i like /nepgen/ and /llsifg/
>>75319674
unnecessary, and i dont like my liquor to be chilled personally, a shot of chilled liquor tastes weird
>>75319517
me too
>tfw 5'8''
>>75319674
keep it in the freezer
>>75314292
>>75319681
I hope no one reports you for ban evading
>tfw your family is white
>>75319673
>markiplier
I DONT HAVE A TUMBLR PEPE
my family makes authentic southern food for christmas
OMG THE H3H3 LIVE STREAM HAS ITS SOUND TURNED OFF!
>>75319704
>tfw your grandma doesn't know know how to make tamales
in fact they do that for every holiday
>>75319760
my family cooks a turkey for christmas
>>75319756
not a tumblr man myself (save sherlock and flash fanfic), just helping rep someone of muh race
>>75319791
i feel bad for you desu. my grandmother makes great tamales (although my great-grandmother's were better)
the fuck is h3h3
okay g2g yall
>>75319831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CItbPcO0bqw
>>75319831
>uuuuh i'm such an anti-normie and detached from normie culture uuuuh where's the new anime stream uuuh
>>75319814
it's okay, i don't eat meat so the only ones i ever eat are rajas and dulces
>>75319808
we have a variety of meats and it changes year to year
>>75319831
reddit jews
>>75319881
when'd you go vegetarian?
just got a filtered (you), shant be reading it
>>75319831
>not knowing h3h3
not a fan of this post
most youtubers main demographic is high schoolers
>>75319956
was it your decision or did your parents decide to do it? it does seem like a healthier option but i like meat so much (especially in tamales)
>>75319906
when i was 9 or 10
the only youtubers i watch are varg and mde
>>75319996
my decision, my mom and my grandma still eat meat
>>>/pol/127169847
>post anything on /pol/
>get hundreds of replies
Why is it so easy?
>>75320015
>mde
kys
>>75319371
But it is. Labor is nowhere near a left party. Just because 'good' politics is authoritarian right, does not mean that positions to the left and more libertarian don't exist
I think the greens have become trash desu, despite my position on the chart
huh, and I thought I was turning more racist
>>75320030
i would probably make the same choice if i had the willpower, good on you
gonna be stealing your gf, guy who's gf this is
>>75319831
he's the vape guy
>>75320042
/pol/tards are stupid
>>75320061
fuck off, racist scum.
>>75320042
/pol/, /v/ and /b/ are boards for the newest of newfriends
.....
>>75320062
thanks :3
>tests puts obama and Romney less than a square away from each other
>plots Ron Paul and Macron on the exact same spot
>people still try to defend it
>people still take the test and are surprised by the results as if it has meaning
>>75320140
>trump meets with the pope, here's how Bernie can still win
>>75320107
funny way to spell redditors
>>75320068
Some guy from Texas
>>75320166
where do you think all the newfriends come from?
>>75320202
Twitter/Facebook
>>75320068
i would too if she didn't look like my sister
this is their funniest video desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiOXx3Nv6nI
just gave it a watch again after a year and had to cry laughing
>>75319718
>>75319744
thanks, I was told by a bartender that chilled vodka leaves a nice aftertaste/coating in your mouth for a bit
>>75320237
that makes it hotter tho
>>75320192
can't same i'm surprised
Why doesn't he fix his hair?
>that makes it hotter tho
>>75320262
He's hanging on to the historic remains of a once great empire of hair
>that makes it hotter tho
>>75320252
no matter what i buy, i keep it in the freezer
except maybe whisky
>people here have qt sisters
>they still havent set up dates for us
Come on guys, better us than Tyrone
>implying I want you autists dating my sister
She's already dating a good white man
>Not wanting your sister to date a good chi man like myself
pitiful
if anybody's gonna fuck my sister it's gonna be me
out of respect of course
>chi poster's sister is dating a white man
>some texan is dating a latina
BLEACH'd
>>75320400
we're already CHI we don't need more CHI blood
>sister's prom night
>she's probably going to get fucked by that lanky chink friend of hers
J U S T
>>75320386
I don't have autism, I believe I got the best score here when we all took that autism test
>implying I would set up my cute, innocent, brother-worshipping, legal, and smart little sister with some androgynous anime poster from a thread called "/cum/"
FUCKING NON-NORMIES LEAVE REEEE
>if anybody's gonna fuck my sister it's gonna be me
>a good chi man like myself
>>75320424
quintessential canadian post
>>75320417
is your sister a sexy latina
>>75320417
post your sisters fat b*tt