Synthwave general returns edition.
Just woke up from a 4 day coma, did they ever figure out what caused that speaker blowout at the Ariana Grande concert?
>>75312606
>edition.
>.
so this is the power of krautism
the gf
anime
gf
>>75312674
is it worse than gaming?
>>75312657
should've fucking killed them all after the war I say (no offence)
absolutely hate wiggers
percocet molly percocet
>>75312674
>>75312702
Edgy
Had possibly the best poo of my life today. Just the right texture: dry enough to not cover my bum in poo on jettison; wet enough to ensure a well-lubricated exit. 3 wipes was all it took.
Couldn't have been better if it was shrink wrapped before delivery.
>>75312680
who hurt her? ;-;
>>75312702
i'm a wigger an i'll fucking heem you
Toil in an hour and a half. Surprised I get as many shifts as I do. Nobody notices how little actual work I do.
who else here is a /boy/
tyyylllllleeeerrrrr
>ill be voting corbyn
Need a short feminine bf lads
>>75312779
i had to sort her out x
alri Billy Big Bollocks
>"oh Anon is so handsome"
>They're always 50+ years old
REEEE
>>75312814
DUDE
Just got back from the boxing gym lads
>>75312832
fake tits should be banned
>>75312814
>
jimmy numale looks like he'd be cool irl
>>75312835
>not fucking a milf
state of you
>>75312835
>>75312832
grimacing
>fake tits should be banned
>>75312680
I thought that's an average American got some oi oi lad
>Just got back from the boxing gym lads
nigger women 2bh
>>75312835
me too
haven't been complimented by someone my age since i was 16
>>75312835
>talking to your family after uni
Uhm no x
the gf made a video again
rate comment and subscribe!!
>>75312816
Scots don't count as Brits
>>75312921
this
3 day weekend lads :-))))
>>75312927
the best brits
engcucks would be nowhere without us
>>75312909
never been complimented in my life
think the gf (male) is cheating on me
>>75312648
Can ruskies even tell the difference between brits and yanks?
>>75312975
That's cuz you're ugly
i get uncomplimented regularly
>>75312909
People tell me I have a nice voice a lot
>>75312937
this is an adidas advertisement do not reply
>>75312924
are the anti-sjws sargonite cretins now sucking up to her
>>75313001
you're gf's a male? you've got bigger problems than the cheating, mate
Need a German gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo
>>75313004
probably tbf
were you attempting to enrage me?
>>75313037
VERY good lad
>>75313026
don't know anything about it except the 2 videos
>>75313037
would dunk this girl in kraut water until she was as blue as a fucking smurf
>>75313040
No
Did you want me to attempt that?
>>75312961
Sure. Brits have won Napoleon only by those guy showing their arses
>>75312909
any compliments regarding my appearance have only ever been about my height, which is vaguely insulting since I can't fuck that up.
The so called roach gf
>>75313037
Need a German bf
Ah yes, /brit/
*yawns loudly*
>>75313076
go on then
>>75313079
love you russia. post us a gf
Taking my Beer Stein to the pub
>>75313115
*licks you*
>>75313099
>and now a quick shout-out to our sponsor, nerd-box!
been watching WW1 documentaries
It's insane how patriotic Brits were bath then, it was almost British Imperial Extremism
>>75312744
>becoming vegetarian
>poo is like soft serve ice cream
>1 wipe and it's as clean as a newborn's bum
>>75313150
*fiddles with your nipples*
>>75313170
>bath then
edit this and post the comment again please if you want me to read it
>>75313099
dragon dildo in the box
>>75313007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI
>>75313173
*groans*
>>75313127
Uhh...
You're REALLY ugly and you'll die alone cuz no girls will like you
>>75313170
yeah imagine being that stupid, lol
When everything went so wrong?
>>75313170
You been watching the Great War? Pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxK-qR14pVg
>>75313037
need a danish gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59E7T0H-Us
>>75313170
thank god that's over with
>>75313203
*jerks your feminine benis*
Belfast right now im fucking dying in here
>>75313170
the public school educated middle class was. the rest, not so much.
I'm 90 years old. AMA.
amersham hill high wycombe meetup when?
>>75313205
yeah probably am/will
might not though
can't really tell at this point
NEED someone to love and cherish that does NOT possess the so called 'gina
>>75313103
>ywn get special treatment in a pow camp during ww2 for regularly sucking off the qt aryan officer
my life is not my own
>>75313232
lol alri fatboy
>>75313232
Hi there it's me lad your friend
>>75313099
She dates a Kazakh supremacist
>>75313132
Sorry, but my gf is under 16 (pretty fucking illegal almost everywhere)
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4HojrYcVck
>>75313214
need a bulgarian gf (male)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZjiCqEaog
>>75313232
alri Shrek
>>75313294
bulgarians simply aren't white
>>75313232
nice thumb mate
>>75313262
Favourite on the left
>>75313277
'nce
>>75313262
me on the left and middle x
hungry but cba to go microwave the chilli
>>75313232
absolute state of that hand
>>75313277
nonce
>>75313241
what age are you?
>Starting in 1915, Harvard Medical School formed three successive medical units in France. They saw horrors, of course — men wounded by high explosives, shrapnel, bullets, and poison gas. In June 1915, Frank H. Cushman, D.M.D. ’15, busily treated soldiers’ head and jaw wounds. But he also took time to be horrified by the “appalling” condition of teeth among British enlisted men. The year before, he wrote, the invading German army had 500 dentists in uniform; soon after, their British counterparts brought along 15. (British rules held that dentures would not be fitted for any soldier who still had two teeth, as long as there was one in each jaw and they touched each other.)
>>75313277
>She dates a Kazakh supremacist
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495828071596.webm
Is /brit/ into boy poochy?
South london is mental
>>75313267
would be interested in hearing more of your fantasies
>>75313232
irish weather
>>75313310
need a german bf desu
Business idea: Femdom gf
Just want to be slapped about in bed, simple as.
>>75313262
desire a short haired reverse trap gf
>>75313348
>>75313216
was watching that continuously for a while but got bored with how many episodes there are. It is very good though hopefully they cut it down to the best bits.
>>75313277
nonce
need stringing up
>>75313345
yes brit is a gay general
>>75313348
that vid is mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
>>75313286
Seems like he's about to cry
>>75313311
>>75313329
OK, r8
>>75313333
I'm half Georgian tho (vai vai gomarjoba ginitsvali)
>>75312896
belly button looks like a 7.62x39mm wound
>>75313348
>>75313348
me on the left keeping that lairy twat in check
Lads.
Not being funny.
But how do we exterminate all the protestants?
>>75313310
Wholeheartedly agree
>>75313375
Bit gay
saw a very cute woman in the sport shop earlier
slim, wavy hair, arty tattoos
>>75313375
>g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlU6M-BPISc
still makes me kek
>>75313413
Are Georgians white?
>>75312835
They're trying to reassure your mother that you're not going to die alone.
Sure capitalism feeds people but only with crap like carcinogenic red meats and sugary substances that have turned humans all sort of unnatural shapes and sizes
>>75313446
Shame you'll never ever see her again or get to shag her or even share a conversation
lads
do you think lesbians like traps?
>>75313435
With fire and sword.
t. Georgian orthodox
interesting video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqK7XXvfiXs
>>75313474
>>75313446
my work is full of qts ngl, today was an especially good day
>>75313476
I can't imagine why they would like men with bolt-ons, when they're lesbians and therefore only like women
>>75313413
thats a 10 year old boy with 40 year old women arms and rolled up socks for tits
>>75313476
mayhaps
so exhausted by this heat that i did a post in the wrong bloody thread
ban the sun
ban global warming
>>75313476
they don't
t. trap
funnily though, they tend to stick with partners after they come out and start to transition
suddenly I want to get hijacked lads
FLAG OF BRITAIN PROUDLY WAVING OVER MANY DISTANT SEAS
FLAG OF BRITAIN BOLDLY BRAVING DISTANT FOG AND CONSTANT BREEZE
NOW WE SALUTE IT AND WE PRAY GOD TO BLESS TO OUR LAND TODAY
>Posting the image but not the video
Bad OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhThbgtWwI
there's basically no difference between tankies and natsocs
>>75313476
probably
>i like vagina
>lesbians like vagina
>i like traps
stands to reason they like traps too, logic.
>>75313533
You hijack the train, I'll take the reward money and we'll split it, deal?
>>75313531
>t. trap
Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?
>>75313533
not really sure why you should be paid anything, it's not like it's the airline's fault
>>75312909
Only got complimented by someone my age once and she just said "you have nice teeth". Didn't even compliment my smile. Now that I think about it, she wasn't even complimenting me, she was complimenting my orthodentist.
£100 says she'll never debate sargon
she couldn't handle an intellectual heavyweight and she knows it
lesbians don't exist
just need a good willy to sort them ouy
>>75313533
>>75313560
or is it a plane? whatever
>>75313531
i noticed this too. an old dyke friend of mine has started to transition and has kept her gf (or I guess his gf now).
very strange...
>>75313553
men like almost everything though
I wanked off to a white man pissing on a black woman's face once.
idk why.
She was fully clothed so the only skin I saw was his cock and her face which wasn't even all that.
I pretty much just wanked to a pissing cock.
>>75313457
We are, in fact. Whiter than Russians and Slavs in general
lying in bed with a fan opposite me and a bowl of ice in front of it to blow cold air at me
i need help lads i can't do this
dont see how female to male works
not like you can make a working willy out of the ol 'gina
hid that post about lesbians and traps immediately
don't regret a thing
>>75313531
is that before or after the guy leaves them and they commit suicide?
the wild women, the ripping and the tearing
>>75313599
Or a good therapist to help them cope with their daddy issues
>>75313588
>intellectual heavyweight
>>75313581
typically you only compliment show dogs and breeding horses in such a fashion
>>75313588
ah yes carl of swindon, the intellectual heavyweight
>>75313588
>sargon
never watched this guy, is it a LotR/DnD kind of thing? seen the guy though, he looks like a DnD player.
>>75313476
as a homo, I can tell you that gays don't like reverse traps, so it's unlikely
>>75313561
part time
>>75313232
swear if i see your big fat claws on the street i'm gonna kneecap ye
>>75313518
She's 15 and looks pretty average for Petersburg
post comics
>>75313672
im 180cm 72kg how the fuck is that fat?
I have never known the touch of a woman lads
>>75313665
>>75313639
after I suppose
male suicide isn't a joke
>>75313652
it's an ancient Mesopotamian conqueror which is almost as lame as naming yourself after something from the tolkien mythos
everyone has a fat arse these days
>>75313688
don't want a russian gf then
what age are you, nonce
>>75313707
I'm 190cm 76kg haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpk8NS388hM
>>75313647
i'll breed her with my horse (willy)
>>75313694
what does "fiscally conservative but socially liberal" actually mean? I like immigrants and weed but want a budget surplus?
>>75313717
/brit/ is a gay general homophobe
>>75313728
>190cm
what a waste of space
I'm 176kg skinnyfat and CANNOT find a gf.
>>75313755
sorry la' can't hear you from up here
>>75313694
these things were /pol/'s last ever good meme before things started going southwards
>>75313752
hate the poor, love weed
>>75313707
>a fat manlet
swear to fuck yer in fer a werld a pain san watch yer fukn back ryt
Does subscribing to him get you a free fedora too?
>>75313727
Turned 18 recently. If you want a more smooth gf with no soul then go to Moscow. It's full of 10/10
>>75313752
it means you don't think about politics that much
Like willies up my bum tbqh, no homo.
>>75313717
Catholic or Proddy, mate?
>>75313792
genuinely considering going to moscow next, it's either there or poland
>there are jawlets in this thread
>>75313752
means you like keynesianism and support gay marriage, weed, etc
>>75313752
are you not familiar with what libertarianism is?
Stop bitching about the heat
We get it
Brits are weiners
>>75313732
This triggers some guys on Russian /pol
>>75313815
>keynesianism
isn't that the opposite of being fiscally conservative?
>>75313813
post jaw
>>75313813
watched jaws recently
bloody good film, wish I'd seen it earlier
i am literally the biggest, strongest person in this entire thread. i am the perfect human.
a beautiful mane of hair, gorgeous blue eyes, a perfect smile, tall as fuck and built like a greek shithouse
>>75312779
>GIRLS NEVER SELF HARM FOR ATTENTION
Fetishising/sexualising the anus (a literal conduit for fecal matter) is degenerate by definition
>>75313886
pics
socially democratic but fiscally fascist desu
>>75313886
You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw
>>75313811
Poland is just a bad version of Moscow (don't compare Petersburg and Moscow to other regions), especially if it's about gf. Also Ukraine is nice bug looks shitty
need to find a webm of trump pushing that guy out the way
It's not gay to like willies up your bum if you pretend you don't like it.
>>75313955
i'm taller than arnie
>>75313859
no
keynesianism is a low tax relatively hands off system except for during recessions
>>75313694
>>75313732
>>75313776
um...they're called "smuggies" sweetheart, xoxo with love x
culturally marxist, economically leninist
Balls keep sticking to the leather couch but i like it desu
>>75313960
>Poland is just a bad version of Moscow
don't think you've ever been there desu
Choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEPFz8MuWFY
Gonna visit Scotland soon, my great grandmother lives there. Do I have to rent an interpreter if I will decide to stay there for a bit longer?
>>75313993
Yuropean runts
chooooooooooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vui7Cy-tvtA
>>75314016
I've spent a year in Poland. Moscow is a way better place
>>75313960
Interesting, my main reason for choosing Poland is I already know someone there, I'm gonna make Moscow or St Pete's my next trip though
>>75313988
I guess my understanding of it is a bit flawed, thought it was mostly predicated on ridiculous spending
>>75313993
kek, thanks
>>75314032
where in scotland, different areas are going to be more or less understandable?
>>75313865
It was a different shark!
>>75313993
Mountain negros BTFO
>>75314032
What part of Scotland? I'll tell you if you do or not
>>75313792
read somewhere that russia is one of the most promiscuous countries in the world, how easy would it be for a sub par looking brit to pull a Russian girl?
>>75314094
You can also visit Sochi, it's like Moscow but more peaceful and clear
>>75314133
You will get AIDS
Business idea: cheese cigarette filters
>>75314144
I'll keep it in mind, I'm a big city sort of guy though
business idea: sterilise rorkes or make them have interracial marriages
>>75313988
maybe compared to social democracy it's hands-off but Keynesian economics are all about extreme interference with the market to prevent it from shitting all over half the population every bust cycle. it's still very unpopular among libertarians.
i think calling it fiscally conservative is sort of misleading in the context of american politics, where the conservatives would prefer the market devour the poor.
>>75314103
Glasgow. The only thing I understand while speaking with locals is ″ya understand?″
Business idea: African American Express credit card to market to blacks
>>75314094
read the general theory of employment, interest and money
given that all developed nations use keynesianism it is the most important book on economics that you can read
I reckon /brit/ and /cric/ (the cricket general on /sp/) are the two most shitpost filled generals on all of 4chan. It's not unusual to see a "doing a poo/wank lads" post in either.
Of course /cric/ is 90% Aussies and Kiwis, and 10% pajeets so that's why.
business idea: devour the poor
>>75314164
>Smoking your own cheese
Brilliant lad
... doing a swipe down TM ...
>>75314218
never been on cric
crap sport
>>75314196
>Glasgow
hmm, depends what part of town, I'll act as your interpreter if you want
>>75314216
Looks like I have some reading to do
>>75314127
Dad was just in Munich, said the train station was literally packed with Middle Eastern guys in their 20s just loitering around doing fuck all. THANKS MERKEL
>>75314194
>leftist speaks
discarded
>>75314257
dude.....
>>75314133
Easy. Just create an account in VK or somewhere on a website for neets, losers and schoolgirls looking for a dick
>>75314168
Well, its population is about 500k but still the comfiest place of the entire Russia
Friend invited me for a few pints in Brixton but I said nah can't be arsed. Will keep you updated xx
>>75314257
me in the radical centre
>>75314154
soo... is that a yes?
those fucking phenians
>>75314196
Useful phrases
>Hello.
Whit the fuck are you lookin at bytheway
>Could you help me, please?
Hey you geez ten quid fae some smack innit ahm pure gwan mental so ah am
>No thank you.
Ach fuxache gaunnae fuck aff afore ah chib ye, eh?
>I would like these flowers, please.
Youse keep edgy for the polis whilst ah pan the windaes
>Is this train going to [X]?
Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps ahm tellin ya
>What does the chef recommend?
Wiz fukn mental wi it last night innit fukn five bottles ae bucky nutted a fukn polis n lay in a pool ae ma oan pish in ma close fae sen oors fukn pure dead brewyinnt mate
>>75314312
FUCKING PHOENICIANS
*gets schwifty*
Is elysium or virus123 a better sub group?
>>75314196
just print out the top 100 posts from r/scottishtwitter and youll be really popular
>>75314246
It'd be nice. In July I'll probably move to Glasgow because Russia wants me as a soldier in I've got only 2 passports, so there's no choice
>>75314322
you trying to emulate the old Trainspotting or something m8
*shags your mum*
>Lucky Star
White girls btfo
Getting a bit desperate now tbf need some lads to have some pints with or even better a gf x
>not watching lucky star
State of (You)
REEE HELp lads
>>75314374
>not recognizing where it's from
are there people who haven't read every page or something
Edmund I the Magnificent, was King of the English from 939 until his death.
Edmund was the grandson of Alfred the Great, whom was the first of the house of Wessex to start dominating the Anglo Saxon realms.
Edmund conquered Strathclyde but ceded the territory to King Malcolm I of Scotland in exchange for a treaty of mutual support.
One of Edmund's last political movements of which there is some knowledge is his role in the restoration of Louis IV of France to the throne
Louis had resided at the West-Saxon court for some time until 936.
In the summer of 945, Louis was captured by the Norsemen of Rouen and subsequently released to Duke Hugh the Great, who held him in custody.
Edmund and Otto I, Holy Roman Emperor, responded by sending angry threats to Hugh.
On 26 May 946, Edmund was murdered by Leofa, an exiled thief, while attending St Augustine's Day mass in Pucklechurch
hate the scottish desu , not racist just dont like em simple as
virginwalked too fast today and got sweaty and dizzy
Literally our greatest athlete ever
>>75314354
https://doki.co/cat/lucky-star/
>>75314322
cringe
we get it you're scottish
>>75314476
>https://doki.co/cat/lucky-star/
>720p
Guess I'll stream it then
>>75313993
sort of looks like he puts his hand on him, then the guy moves by himself
>>75314501
When did Lucky Star come out you absolute mongoloid
>>75314515
You monumental yogurt
why are american intelligence agencies so shitty? do they not have the ability to actually keep secrets?
>>75314417
Watched it fuckin 10 years ago lad and am NOT gonna ruin the precious fond memories
>>75314354
elysium
>>75314474
>picks something up then puts it down
>athlete
>>75314416
FONT
>>75314531
no hate speech 'ere mate, you're coming with me
>>75314528
Don't care and doki subs are apparently bad x
>>75312835
>tfw women guess I'm in my mid 30s
>I'm actually 26
>>75314285
>VK
hmm do tell me more
>>75314583
>He fell for the meme
Ah yes
You lads out on the lash right now?
>>75314624
proofs?
I once toyed with the idea of visiting the old Scotland for a fortnight lads on tour and that
thankfully some phenian fuck bombed the post office and we had us a fine giggle all the same
>>75314416
where u at lad?
>>75314607
>26 but women think I'm 17 or some shit
>>75314644
torrent it and see for yourself, they use real (british) english too
new gimmick: post images i don't usually post
>>75314690
I don't know Japanese lad
>>75314553
Why the fuck does it matter? You're mad because we released his name? Or are you mad because you couldn't hide the fact that he was a Mooslum?