/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico

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based trump edition

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NEVER drinking again buds...

going to need to run, or work or something today

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>>75305391
>NEVER drinking again buds...
You said that last time

Based Trump

>>75305337
maybe he'll prescribe you some sleeping pills

>>75305391
drink lots of water. you'll feel better by tonight to drink some more

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>girl I grew up with was a family friend
>her mom married into the family
>she always had a crush on me growing up
>now we're grown up
>she has big boobers while still being thin (rarity around these parts)
>runs a massage place

Should I go get a massage or would that be awkward considering she's kind of part of the family even if it's not blood.

>>75305516
its not a fucking blow job joint bud, you are doing her a favor giving her business

>>75305553
I fully expect to get my penis massaged if I'm going to a massage place.

>>75305575
Isn't that just Asian ''massage parlors'', or white places do happy endings too?

>>75305624
I don't know I've never been to one. But I'm pretty sure this girl is into me and she would be rubbing my body so my expectations are pretty high

mcdonald's incoming now

I remember when I was kid in boyscouts one of the dads used to tell stories about how he would get happy endings from Asian massage places

>>75305657
you gotta do it then tell how it went

>>75305715
Should I go to the gym and have a big work out before I go?

>>75305624
yep. one of my freinds from other board told me a story

>>75305710
they have mcdicks delivery where you live?

>>75305710
The special in Taiwan right now is some pineapple on either shrimp or chicken paddy. I was gonna get one earlier actually but the line was pretty deep.

Miss shamrock shakes and rib witch,

>>75305757
yeah get that T flowing

>>75305711
Never been but there was one in my old town
Paying 20$ for a hand job is stupid though, nothing to be proud of

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>tfw you haven't smoked weed in months and you get a strong wiff of weed out of nowhere

not a fan of temptation

>>75305891
>being a druggie

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>>75305907
I haven't smoked weed in over 6 months and I haven't drank alcohol in over 3 months.

>>75305711
why would you tell kids that? sounds like a latent pedophile

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i'm such a pussy

>>75305956
i like pussys

>drove to campus
>got out of the car
>look at my shirt
>it didn't look even clean even though I just pulled it out of the dryer
>decided to just go home instead of walking around in a dirty shirt

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>>75305956

will wiping my cum on my face attract women?

>>75306198
if it gives you good skin perhaps

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powerade bottles are now vastly superior to gatorade

i will NEVER buy gatorade again

you lost fuckos

Been at work for less than an hour and I want to leave already but it'd feel weird leaving early today considering I called in sick yesterday. Sad!

>>75305657
Just be good with her man. She might legitimately like you. As in beyond the lust.

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touched part of my face with green chilli hands

ate too much mcdonald's

>>75306198
yeah women love cum smell

>>75306941
I will take that toe ring right off, with my teeth

not a big fan of pepe drinking stuff pic
tbqh lads

>>75305555

i thought german indian and taiwain were all same foot fetish guy

>>75306777
I'm autistic though so probably not

>>75307113
the new taiwan is the foot fetishist's gf

>>75306777
Wish I had a girl who was in to me beyond lust

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>a girl is reading my posts

slutty nurse waifu is the best waifu

>>75307113
we are not the same person you knob

>>75307353
Nurses always get fat and bitchy, I'll pass

Gonna get my dick sucked

slutty nurse =/= not a real nurse
stupid thirdworlder

>people pay $35k for a year of tuition at a 3rd rate liberal arts school in the middle of nowhere
Why would anyone from out of state come here? That doesn't even include $1500/mo in rent at an inflated student apartment or any other services at all.

>>75307494
daddy's money and some icon telling them it's the school for them

>>75307494
I wouldn't mind going out of state to be away from my family, but seriously that's a retarded investment. I'd rather pay 20k to live in norway and go to school for """free"""

>>75307494
dude
weed
lmao

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So this is the Taiwanese girl posting right now?

The "Taiwanese" poster is the Kraut samefagging with a VPN

>>75307635
no it's the one that has worms or something up her butt

>>75307494
In the North east US, there are a lot of schools which meet your criteria that are struggling to maintain enrollment

Several schools have closed in the past decade

The situation is similar in Taiwan, though for slightly different reasons.

But you are right, there are a lot of retarded expensive private schools which draw students for seemingly no reason at all. Anyone with a brain would just go to a state school and save some debt.
>>75307635
who this fine female

>>75307580
It's the same with psu
people from all around the country go there, but there's nothing special about it
mind boggling

>>75307702
Because it's a west coast state. People flock to west coast universities all the time just to be on the west coast.

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>>75307664
im not on a vpn
>>75307679
didnt know I told you guys about my scratchy ass hole

>>75307743
Also the amount of girls from out of state on Tinder who are in universities in my area is pretty mind boggling

spyro has a good soundtrack. the sequel too

>>75307785
every other girl on tinder here has [out of state] -> UO in their tinder bio
They could just stay in-state and spend 1/8th the money. Undergrads are basically the same everywhere unless you're at a really nice school.

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startin to feel less shitty now lads

also congrats on having a gf

>>75307807
I have only walked through it during the day. It's okay but to me a night market is a night market. I actually prefer the one by my house (樂華) because it's never too crowded. I like a small crowd but I have been in Shilin a few times when it took 10 minutes to walk 1000 feet and I just felt bored. There are always some pretty prime bitches on the streets of le hua too so you can eat your do hua and check out the toe parade.

>>75307968
people that travel for uni typically arent paying out of pocket in my experience

>>75307922
ok right after I finish ripto's rage

>>75307683
At least in New England, the states are too small, and there doesn't seem to be much of a choice other than to go to a different state (for me anyways, and for what I orginally wanted to get for a degree). They might offer discounts for living in a neighboring state, but it would still cost more having to live out of state (compared to staying with parents).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zagM1Memfw

NEED a shamisen right now 2bh

Out of state girls seem to be easier than in state girls in my experience

>>75308252
you'll like this MV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIj7j7mtNS4

>>75308229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6yJ7wUj3MI

k-shitters need to be purged from /cum/

shall be going to the store to try and avoid people while buying alcohcohl
shall not be drinking anymore after this! lmao implying

>>75308010
Well sure they're probably taking out loans. But that's easily 100k+ in loans before any scholarships or help from parents. I don't get why you would do that. I've heard that it's still somehow cheaper for Californians than going to Californian schools, but I have a hard time believing that.

Bachelors really aren't that special, it seems likely that they're falling for good marketing.

>>75308251
I've had more luck getting along with in-state girls, but meet more out-of-state

>>75308428
what are they trying to say with this imagery

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*posts a japanese girl instead of a korean*

will taiwan or germany ever be able to respond to each other in under the post limit?

no one knows!

>>75308618
guess not

is an indy anon on?

The highest punishment in the US is getting a 140 character letter explaining how much of a loser you are. This punishment is feared bigly!!

>>75308753
sista can put em pon me

reminder that it is your moral duty to report all german and taiwanese posts

>>75309086
buttermilk biscuits and chicken

Did the canadian who was in the hospital finally die yet?

What should I get for lunch, buds? Didn't eat breakfast.

A gyro platter

Think I'm just gonna get Panda Express

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>>>/g/60597810

made a post

>>75308753
>>75309140
hnnnn

are drake and josh still buds

>>75309651
no, drake needs to pay denbts

>>75309313
yes

how to prevent carpal tunnel? I have been typing, writing, and playing keyboard a lot and I don't plan on stopping. my hands are really starting to hurt

got into a screaming match with my dad yesterday

we quickly apologized but it just highlights how time needs to speed the fuck up so I can get out of here

>>75309886
https://www.google.ca/search?q=wrist+stretches&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjlvrzBlY7UAhUnrlQKHWwlD_sQ_AUICigB&biw=1008&bih=911

>>75309907
sorry mate can't be assed. give it to me straight or not at all

>>75309889
what did you fight about

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>>75309920

>>75309966
esp the second part imo
or just do nothing but type and beat off im not ur dr

>>75309948
not working more in college and right now. got jobs lined up but he's right I should have worked/been working more. being your own man and all that shit.

>>75305294
so fuken cute

>>75310109
I disagree

Need to go get flower pots for my plants

>tfw had gay sex dream where your room mate revealed himself to be a tranny in love with you
reminded me of /cum/ desu

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bonsoir

>>75310049
working in college is for poor people who werent smart enough to get scholarships
Unless your job is directly related to your field its a waste of your energies and only serves to detract from your studies
Tell your parents to stop being selfish

guys if i work in the oilfield do i work in a related felated to pumps and heating

>>75310258
you might as well get a job for your first year or two since it's mostly just filling out requirements and not really studying in your major

I have to go somewhere tomorrow but I don't want to leave the house.

>>75310258
it's alright. I'm very spoiled in that they paid for my undergrad, and I should have some more money saved up. I also should have looked for scholarships more.

on the flip side I might not have made it into grad school if I worked and put off doing extracurriculars, but that's probably just laziness bc I know a few people who had a job + extracurriculars + good grades.

idk it's whatever. what's more awkward is that I lost my shit and screamed. threw my dad off bc I normally am near-mute.

>>75310418
I should have been more organized my first two years, but I switched majors and was lazy, especially with some harder classes like o chem. no excuse for me rly

My parents love me and didn't make me work while in college. And my grandma bought me a car when I graduated because I had a 3.5 GPA (she said she'd get me a car if I had at least a 3 GPA). My family are nice people.

I still work for the same company I worked at since high school, but now I'm in the corporate division.

>>75310500
heh, don't get me wrong my parents spoil me with stuff, but at the same time they're pretty strict with work ethic. they were both poor and climbed their way up

remember last year when gook moot said the site was out of money then all the stiffs wanted the porn boards to go instead of useless boards like /int/, /lgbt/, and /soc/?

How do we use the power of /cum/ to free Greenland, Guadeloupe, Martinique and other areas of North America from the shackles of colonialism?

>>75310423
says footkraut
least i had a gender

>>75310133
I bet you do, you fucking Chinese

>>75310618
It'll happen in World War 3 when the US goes to war with the European Union

Also I got my corporate job just by walking up to a higher up and asking for a job

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>>75310648
>yfw trump 180s the US's global stance and befriends China and makes all of Europe our sworn enemy

>>75310648
Hmmm... I've always wanted to witness a world war... Paris nuking when?

>>75310690
really? that's some 50s shit. I got mine thru connections or being a student

>>75310602
>/lgbt/
what do you have against /lgbt/?

>>75310644
I'm white. Shoo Ahmed

In my life I have:
4chan
reddit
3 videogames

what am I missing?

>>75310856
>reddit
stop posting under my regional flag

>>75310856
wut gam

>>75310747
It was really crazy. I figured out who the CTO was and when he walked in one day I just said basically
>Hi, I'm anon and I'm studying at the university. I want to know if you're looking for anyone who is currently studying CS in the corporate division.
He gave me card and told me to send him my resume. I interviewed and made me an intern software engineer.

>>75310856
also get a real job

>>75310934
dota2
killingfloor2
civV

tfw your mom makes mac and cheese and she actually listens and buys the shell kind

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Why is Boston so racist???

>>75310956
nice. what exactly do you do working as a corporate software engineer? are you on a team or is mostly lone work?

>>75310962
ew. only games a man needs are:
tf2

and that's it

>>75310903
I do what the fuck I want. Actually I do not really end up doing what I want most days, what I really mean is you do not tell me what to do.

>>75310960
My job is great except for the children and being wet and cold half the time.

my grandparents all died before they could see me or any of my siblings make something of themselves
haha jokes on them

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>>75311020
pic rel are best

>>75311052
downloading euro truck 2 for a laugh
might be fun

>>75311025
I mean, you're in New Hampshire so you probably know better than I do, but the North has just as much, if not more racism than the South, it's just that it is a bit more subdued. Boston after all was the very last city to resist integrating bussing to school. When they did integrate, there were massive riots. Boston in particular because it (still has?) used to have a large white working class community that, like many other northern cities, was being displaced by blacks migrating up north in the Great Migration.

>>75311052
It's mostly lone work since there is only two other software engineers. I usually report to them about stuff even though I'm in control of my project. It's really fun working on a project yourself until it comes time to integrate with everyone else since you're basically the lone salesman for your work. That's been the hardest part. I've been about 90% done with the project for a bit and now I spend most of my day just trying to get people to actually use it.

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you ever see a woman so beaufitul and pure that you get sad or am I just hopeless

>>75311188
pretty cumfy with a wheel
lesss so with booze ironically

ran into someone who used to coach at my high school who remembered me because of how funny i was back then before being a miserable cunt all the time destroyed my sense of humor

>>75311236
so how much is it like Silicon Valley
are you like a Dinesh or a Goldfoil?

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>californian lifestyle

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Watching the Godfather. Wish I was Sicilian.

>>75311237
Ew

>>75311306
I've never actually seen silicon valley, but it's really a tech company.

>>75311305
say something funny right now

>>75311426
gayest post of the year

>>75311237
no

Just mowed the lawn

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>>75311180
Shells>

>>75305294
Anyone from /cum/ live in Medford?

What would /cum/ do if one of your children turned out gay/lesbian or a tranny? Would you honor kill them?

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>>75311237
my man

>>75311450
do you plan to stay with them or move to something better


>>75311418

ummmm according to my new mexico posts they are not white

>>75311393
FRENCH CAR UBER ALLES

>>75311523
I'd be okay with it if they were gay or lebso we might have to have a conversation if they're trans

>>75311523
yeah, only respectable thing to do

>>75311523
Ass rape is the only acceptable option

>>75310772
I'm white as well

>>75311522
what the fucking shit there's another one.
PURE CHRIST-FEARING PENNSYLVANIANS ARE BEING DISPLACED BY GOD-REFUTING OREGONIANS. THIS IS A DANGEROUS DEMOGRAPHIC SHIFT!!! OREGONIANS ATTACK PENNSYLVANIANS AT ALARMINGLY HIGH RATES PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY ARE SO (((STATIST))).

>>75311555
What would the conversation be about?

>>75311591
Wut, listen. Here in Medford we just do Meth and steal shit.

>>75311523

>>>>75311555
What they^ said

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wish i was Emanuel Macron

>>75311523
kill myself

>>75311599
Is this something you really want to do, do you really feel this way etc, especially if they underwent surgery. I feel like transitioning is a lot bigger of a thing than just being gay or lesbian.

>>75311599
>Child, why are you of mental illness now?

>>75311526
well they pay me just enough for now so I'll probably look elsewhere

how bad is Detroit? applied there for a position there and got a phone call asking for an interview?

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Imagine you're the leader of some mid level regional power, like Iran, or India, or Turkey. The American President walks through the door, ready to begin the tough negotiations on trade, defense, and possibly your countries very future.

Except instead of them, someone else walks through the door. A midget in a several million dollar pantsuit having multiple seizures flanked by an elderly GRIDS victim. A 6ft4 human cheeto shaking your hand like an autistic kid who just googled how to arm wrestle. They start screaming about anti semitism and how they're going to invade if you don't give up your WMD's, which you had no idea existed until now. All of a sudden a unanimous media storm begins calling for your removal with fabricated plots about how you gas children with barrel bombs.

I've become convinced that the American political process is an elaborate media circus intended to manufacture the most bizzare, cutthroat, nonsensical, flawed human beings and throw them at foreign countries like a diplomatic aids needle and distract the low IQ obese population, while actually competent unelected bureaucrats run the actual country from behind the scenes.

>Mexicans SERIOUSLY think they can colonize the USA like we did

>>75311673
You in Eugene?

>>75311678
idk, ask chris cornell
made one presentation and he was dead the next morning

>>75311682
i know what you mean

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reminder that this guy is dominating drumpft

>>75311626
>>75311700

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my birthday is in a little over two weeks
one year closer to destroying my liver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1UYRkka74s

>>75311606
NOTHING LIKE THE (((OIDF))) (((OREGON))) (((INTERNET))) (((DEFENSE))) (((FORCE))) SHILLING THE REPLACEMENT OF MY PEOPLES ON /CUM/. I WAS A CIVIC GENERALIST FOR A LONG TIME BUT I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE REPLACED THIS FAST, NOW I AM A STATE GENERALIST!!!

HEYO
*grows beard*
SO ARE YOU GUYS SUGGESTING
*gets mad at californians (god's chosen people)*
WE ARE /CUM/ AND STUFF?
*dodges homeless vagrant*
>>75311678
you can unironically become an urban pioneer
>>75311673
oh cool. anyplace specific you want to work

Weird a plaid shirt and beanie right now to look as stereotypical as possible

>>75311805
I really hate that look tbqh

>>75311790
Just let me do my Meth in peace, ok. Also, that's a nice bike you got there...

need a few more Ontarians in this thread

>>75311756
Did he grab his (boi)pucci later?

>>75311678
On the city proper--

Yuppies will say it is great but if you are looking for urban life you'll be sorely disappointed. It pales in comparison to Chicago, for example. It's not really a fair comparison because of size but Chicago is inexpensive and in the neighborhood, sort of.

Also, due to lack of viable housing stock and rebranding of the city center, rent can be pretty high.

I like Detroit as a place but it's not the rising gem that boosters paint it to be.

>>75311805
Typical portland hippie, shitting up oregon.

>>75311829
I used to have a beard too

Must be annoying to have people posting with your same region

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo

this is funny lol

also bump my >>>/g/60597810 meme thread

>>75311853
Macron fucked drumfpts boypussy and then his wife fucked his

France is a very cultured place

>>75311805
d-don't you want to stand out?
pls tell me you don't have vietnam M-60 gunner glasses
>>75311836
why meth? I thought our nation was getting destroyed by heroin

Yanks in /brit/ try to bully me, but here people dont. You guys are alright

>>75311857
I also voted for Bernie. Fight me, nerd.

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>write up a shitpost
>get one (you)

>>75311912
I'm 25% Irish, we are brothers

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does google look like this for you guys too now

had a very good and well-written shitpost fully composed in my mind earlier but now I can't remember any of it. too bad

>>75311756
Analysis: Trump was too far back in his seat to comfortably reach and exert his classic 'black succ hole' power handshake. Macron used his nimbleness to navigate his butt to the very edge of the seat and buttride on the edge to be able to give his arm enough slack to dominate trump's hand

>>75311907
Heroin is gaining traction in Medford, but Jackson, Josephine, and Klamath is Meth country.


>>75311914
You guys need to stop voting in gun grabbers cause I moved from Washington in '97 to get away from that shit.

>>75311964
Probably for the best.

>>75312006
I can't make everyone in the city vote a certain way. I'm not anti-gun, though.

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>>75311912
I am not even white and I still am part Irish.

Long live the irish.
>>75312006
srs question: Have you seen Green Room, and does anyone look like Darcy?

a hawk killed a young dove who has been residing at my house

>>75312030
was pretty erotic and graphic

>>75312059
Well, that's good at least.

desu, I liked some of Bernie's shit too. If he had got the Democratic party nomination I probably would've voted for him, but I voted Trump instead.

>>75312071
Good. The weak must fear the strong.

>>75312071
I wonder who would win between a hawk and a canadian goose?

Just killed a dove

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>I am not even white

For those who are in other parts of Oregon. How hot has it been getting? Last weekend it was like 100 degrees farenheit here.

>>75312143
I also voted for Trump but would've voted for Bernie if he was nominated. I wasn't delusional like a lot of people, though. I knew he didn't really have a chance because the DNC would do everything in their power to stop him getting nominated.

Just killed my second pint

>>75312183
Yea, it's fucked that he got screwed outta the nomination.

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>tfw i am even white
also im really bored today boys

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>>tfw i am even white

>>75312176
I've literally said this about 30-40 times in the past, and people bring it up even out of context.
I thought you knew all along, and in the movie of our lives, you were the nat soc white supremacist and I was the amiable colored person who helps you find your way.

>>75312177
It's been floating around the mid 70s and low 80s most of the time
>>75312219
I don't think it was just him getting screwed. America's not going to vote a socialist in any time soon.

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I put milk in my tea but drink my coffee black

i should learn Swedish

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>I put milk in my tea but drink my coffee black

Shall be leaving for my lunch break soon
Later buds, I'll be back when I'm off work

>>75312240
i dont really know anything about nat soc ideology

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>>75312323
well um
this is sorta awkward
>>75312365
unironically a 10

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>>tfw i am even white

used to drink my coffee black until i grew up

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>>>tfw i am even white

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I got germany to like a kpop video, and everyone else to post coffee frogs.

I am a god. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIj7j7mtNS4

>>75312365
Who's this guy?

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>>75312403
simply epic

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Would you /cum/?

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>>75312425
I introduced the coffee frog meme to /cum/

how much coffee is too much coffee per day

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>>75312382
yes

>>75312437
Neoliberalism with a sexy face

>>75312512
2 coffee

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i made coffee frog OC

guys how do you get those province and state flags pls help

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stupid canadian go the fuck away

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>pls help

>>75312365
What if Trudeau and this guy had sex

>>75312565
>>>/int/flag/

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Are all Pencilvanians mentally ill? Are they all still drinking from lead pipes or something

>>75312636
Everyone from the East Coast is rude.

>>75312667
massachusettes is nice

>>75312565
google
"int extra flags"
then setup your flags as "Ontario", then pick "Toronto"
do not worry if you don't live there it's just an auto feature to sync with the php UI. rly easy just do it

>>75312667
i am more than rude

Buncha slack jawed faggots in this thread

>>75312734
u

>>75312721
How do you have a U.S. flag if you're from Ireland?

If your state doesn't directly touch an ocean it's irrelevant

>>75312734

t. gay

>>75312783
>Californian

>>75312667
have you met them all?

what kind of people find errors on wikipedia then apply tags instead of just fixing them

i just saw a [non-sequitur] tag


like you got the time to apply the tag but not fix a simple sentence

If you don't have coastline on the Arctic Ocean you are a non-province or state

just fell asleep at the computer, what the hell dude?

guys i have a flag now

>>75312768
proxy
he's evading the irish authorities for some reason

>>75312860
so denmark is more of a state than china

>>75312830
me

>>75312820
I was using a stereotype

>>75312883
make sure to set it to 'Toronto' in the setup!
you just have to go one more locale in the setup/

then it will geo-sync and we will all see your real province

>>75312897
racist

>>75312768
I'm just use the irish flags until I can accept having an arr rook same flag

>>75311704
yeah

>>75312926
what why i don't live in toronto but i do live in ontario

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MY NAME'S
NOT
KRISTIAN

>>75312991
UHHHHMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMLKMLKMLMKLMkmlkmlKMLKMLKMLKMLKMLKMLKMLKMLKML MI LKMLI MILMLIM LIML IMILIMKMILKMMILKMILKMILKMILKMILKMILKMILKMILMKILMK
>>75312985
and what state is that

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stop calling me kristian

>>75312986
Do you guys really have a homeless problem? Here in Medford, we have a lot of homeless people that hang out in parks and are unsightly and smell like shit.

>>75313042
Leinster is located in County Offaly in the Republic of Ireland.

>>75313042
maine

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>75312220
>75312271
>75312298
>75312388
>75312423
>75312478
>75312528

>>75312768
He's a Floridian

>>75313081
I meant that he doesn't like his US state's flag because it looks too generic to him so he rather would have giant ass spaces
>>75313094
oh shit where u at

look at this bitch boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi1O9jUnvVE

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>why yes, I hight Kristian, but I prefer Varg

>>75313142
where did you get that video of me

>>75313081
In some parts, but I'll decently managed
A few parks are nice, but most of them are also governed by homeless lunatics

>>75313142
she's like his mom hahahahahahahahaha

Louis "Kristian 'Welfare Leech' Vikernes" Cachet

>>75313142
>tfw no mommy gf

>>75313142
HOT
>>75313161
wtf the homeless run parks? why do your police not do anything?

>>75313133
near bangor

varg has 6 white children

>>75313196
is he actually on welfare wtf I thought he was a rugged survivalist who don't need no normie bucks
>>75313229
ever see the king

>>75313233
where does he get money to raise the kids?
is he still selling his music?

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does /cum/ wanna play any videogames together or hang out?

>>75313278
yea

>>75313258
He leeches off the French government and his wife

>>75313258
Not that I know of (wouldn't recognize him if I saw him anyways)

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>namefag hates coffee
pathetic

>>75312444
>arizona _.png
>New Mexican flag
Huh

>>75313284
not with you

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>>75313220
Cause police have gotten shit on for handling them "roughly" It sucks, they don't even engage in vehicular pursuits, at least in Medford.

Like one time, this guy who was coked out shot a cop who pulled him over. Instead of pursuing him, they let him get away and he crashed into a minute market down the block from my house

pic related

>>75313372
trolled

>>75313428


new

new

>>75313220
not actually, but there are a number of them

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>>75313284
*lies next to you*
let's sleep

>>75313426
new

>grinds somalian beans
>boils them with water
>masks their flavor with cowproducts and sugar or alcohol or seasonal flavorings
>stirs it with a cuckstraw
i sure love coffee *lols*

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>>75313443
Not so fast.

>>75313482
I heard that learning

English =/= Spanish > Korean

is a good order for whatever reason

wish i wasn't mentallly illl
or that i coduln't blame thigns on ti

Just saw a pack of blacks. Not too happy about that

>>75312271
Same
>>75312298
Stfu nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
u guys think i can survive this???

applied to a job

https://youtu.be/k7VcSMr3hbc?t=79

going to get ranked in overwatch