Shamelessly stolen from /lat/ edition
>>>/bant/738754
>>>/bant/738754
>>75304518
Granddad here. Bayblade was quite big in our school with everyone from like 1st class to 5th in our school. I think I was 10 or 11 when it came out
>trying to convert people to bant
>makes it a leo edition
>>75304676
Thought about supporting varadkar, but coveney was far better last night desu
>>75304659
Why do you love bugs bunny gifs so much?
>>75304747
I remember being 7-8 yrs old in primary school and it was huge here. We'd all gather round the picnic table and have wee beyblade duels. Sometimes some boy would bring his plastic stadium in and shit would get real. The school banned them after a few months though
Alright I'm finished my wank, thread can begin now.
>tfw tempted to buy some beyblades
>>75304937
It's not as fun by yourself.
>>75304937
They get boring fast
What would you say is your biggest fault lads?
For me it'd be my compassion and sentimentality.
please tell me I'm not the only one who wanted to shag crossdressing bugs bunny when I was a wee lad.
>>75305015
Crippling social anxiety.
>>75305015
My intense burning anger and rage.
>>75304659
>>75304923
Juniper works fast
>>75305016
Fuck off Elmer.
>>75304999
Playing it was never as good as the show suggested. I think the only beyblades I had were the plastic ones that came free with Cookie Crisps.
Think some lad in my school had a fucking metal one.
>>75305016
Who was better.
Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
>>75305253
Daffy Duck. I hated cartoon characters who were Mary Sues. At least Daffy had weaknesses.
>>75305287
Wrong.
>>75305253
Bugs bunny, never liked daffy desu
>>75305253
Looney Toons is over rated
[spoiler]Taz[/spoiler]
Juniper: Opinions on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWa49sNJfbc
>>75305425
I think you're a fucking faggot.
>>75305015
short height and low IQ
>>75305370
A lot of those old cartoons were overrated, every character was one dimensional.
>>75305443
LOL
>>75305253
Daffy was better than Bugs but Donald is better than Daffy. Scrooge McDuck is the best duck however.
>>75305474
They're grand but not masterpieces, they're old and looked amazing for the time, I'd even say they still look great, so they are remembered as classics
Jerry was the villain.
>>75305507
I like the animation and character designs. I just remember watching stuff like Tom & Jerry as a kid and getting bored because the plot and motivation in every episode was exactly the same.
>>75305474
It was the dawn of television you dipshit. It was revolutionary.
>>75305583
I miss that old animation
Now to wait for the day to end.
>>75305699
>tfw western animation industry is dead
>>75305443
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abmUHfZ2Msk
hehe
>>75304937
They tried to revive with that Metal Fusion shite but it never caught on outside of Japan.
>>75305425
It's really cool.
Evening NOONYboys.
>>75305569
Did you ever watch the Gene Deitch Tom & Jerrys? They were really disturbing. The Czech's are fucked in the head.
You lot ever get that when you get so sad and depressed that you just go full circle and start to enjoy life and be happy?
>>75305952
It's noonyBOY.
>>75305926
Wow somebody likes my music for once!
>>75305952
Afternoon EVENINGboy.
An evening boy sounds like an innuendo for a rent boy.
>>75306021
not yet lad
i did have a while back a couple of months ago where i started to feel positive and shit but that stopped
>>75306236
rentBOY
>>75306021
No I just delude myself into believing the state of my life is radically different than the reality.
>>75306351
Umm, what?
>>75306021
Eh, that happens. Feel shit shit for days and then feel unusually positive. Then theres a crash a few days later.
>>75304676
Way too early for a /bant/ thread.
Any plans for tonight lads?
>expecting pizza
>dub comes to the door and talks my ear off about enable ireland
>>75306630
I was going to do a proper CV but my head and eyes are killing me too much.
>Clondalkin man kills his ex gf
Dirty Rat.
>>75306737
Take a nap.
>27 degrees in Norway and Sweden
>17 here
>>75306630
Need someone to go pub with.
>>75306969
>want to go out
>everyone's busy
>only one lad's up for it
>he's sound but also a druggie that brings other druggies with him
>>75306630
Was going to drop some LSD but I don't know now. Might just play games all night instead.
>>75303486
that was me for a laugh
hence slumbering coon for a name
>>75307203
>contributing to it even as a joke
>>75307203
Do not enable or encourage redditors. They will only be attracted to here and ruin it.
>going to a hotel to fuck a stranger on her son's birthday
What a bitch.
>>75307231
wouldn't want to ruin your favourite subreddit
>>75307262
made that account specifically to direct rebbitors here
>>75307300
You are the cancer.
Hey guys, just thought of a really funny joke.
Let's make a post everyday on r/ireland about all our wacky adventures and goings on...
>>75307300
>>75307300
Is that how Jaggy got here?
Bit anxious about getting a taxi lads.
You have to make conversation with the taxi driver!!
>!
>!x2
>>75307410
>taxi driver takes overly long route to charge you more
>>75307292
Who did this?
>>75307410
Why do you have to take a taxi?
Taxi's are hugely expensive. I'd never even consider taking one. Haven't in years.
>>75307482
The Clondalkin woman that was killed by her ex. Dirty looking woman.
>>75307543
Stupid Clondalkin bleeding rats
Why does Egypt hate Christians so much?
A bhuachaillí...
>>75305015
Excessive speculation of what my future will hold while making no concrete strides to achieve what I want.
Imagine having such a low vocabulary that you use the term "hugely" when referring to prices.
Excessively, exorbitantly, insanely, ridiculously. All of them make perfect sense for use with "expensive". Hugely does not.
Imagine being a literal babbie.
Imagine complaining about American politics in /éire/. Imagine.
>>75308535
You are hugely upset.
well done Juniper
you've done it again
>>75308535
Not sure why you get so upset by my vocabulary all the time.
>>75308635
Because you're a huge flamboyant faggot with a low IQ and lower self-esteem.
The. Absolute. State. Of. This. Thread.
we have a very angry Juniper tonight
>>75308669
>>75308652
Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron? We could be friends if you just relaxed a bit.
>>75308635
AA?
>>75308685
>saving thumbnails
>>75308695
Does Nico have a dual monitor gaming rig behind her?
>>75308715
Surprised you even know what an oxymoron is, dummy. No, there's no contradiction. Some people who have low self-esteem tend to be flamboyant to get attention and validation. Like how fat women are obnoxiously flirty.
>>75308717
Yes, can I help you?
>>75308739
Thumbnail =/= low-res, you inferior nico-poster.
>>75308535
Hugely reserves judgement though.
And in practical terms, certain combinations of words become so connected as to form a jointly unified concept.
>>75307410
Not always.
>>75308797
No, just learning all the personalities and trying to identify their posts.
>>75308535
you're hugely retarded
>>75308785
It's a school classroom, pretty sure it's two separate computers.
>>75308800
>1481514891706s.jpg
>s
It's a thumbnail idiot.
>>75308815
"Hugely expensive" is a nonsensical string of words, it's clunky and clumsy. Expand your vocabulary and use a more succinct or accurate phrase instead of having a rudimentary grasp of the language.
>Tossing out irrelevant nicos like you're some graf-posting frog.
>>75308955
Four are me. I don't get your criteriafor being Juniper.
>>75308996
Which four?
>>75308981
I'll Nico Nico Knee you in the nutsack.
I can't help how bad I am at vocabulary. I'm trying to express and make what i say more uh, serious? I couldn't find the word I was looking for even though I used a thesaurus. Whatever.
>>75308955
2 of those are me. One of them should have been very obvious based on what I said.
>>75308955
>conflating me with juniper
>>75308996
>>75309114
The nico and bugs poster was outed as Juniper with IDs on bant a few weeks ago. No point denying it.
>>75309167
More than one Nico poster lad.
>>75309167
Nice one, numb-nuts.
>>75309167
>conflating her with juniper
>>75308981
>Tossing out irrelevant nicos like you're some graf-posting frog.
Just what are you implying, 2D slagposter?
>>75309204
If thats true why aren't you sharing these 4 posts you claim are yours?
>>75309210
As I said, proxies. You deliberately posted those last two together for that reason.
>>75309250
Quality > Quantity
I pick my moments.
>>75309250
>hates slags
>posts girl that got filled up by a bunch of old Soviet men
>>75309284
Then I must have posted >>75309204
On one proxy, and then immediately posted >>75309210 on another within 2 seconds.
You are quite a thick cunt.
>>75309364
It's quite easy. One window in Chrome and one window in Firefox.
Tied my hair up in a pony tail lads.
>>75309427
Shan't be replying to him anymore.
>>75309453
Still no 4 posts. You're not fooling anyone, Juniper.
Running out of bugs.
>>75309453
It's over. He knows we're one and the same. It's time to take give up and take our MPD medication.
>>75309453
You do look suspicious to say this >>75308996 and not say which...
>>75309492
You are weaker than I thought.
>>75309493
We took it at 4.
>>75309516
At this point I'm not telling you to annoy you.
>>75309556
I'm not him
>>75309311
And make those moments shit by contaminating them with Nico.
>>75309322
>posts girl that got filled up by a bunch of old Soviet men
>Soviet men
I don't think she ever had a handful of crewmen on board, either German or Soviet.
Pic related was the one infested with Soviet sailors.
>>75309576
I was talking missiles not seamen.
>>75309556
Ah, I turned off my stylish dark theme to make the screencap look different to >>75309210
Very clever of me.
>>75309671
Tomorrow is a meme.
>>75309576
>>75309671
Different browser. Different theme.
>>75309718
And the different filetype was the icing on the cake. Very clever of me.
>>75309744
I'm the Tyler Durden btw, you're Ed norton.
>>75309664
>I was talking missiles not seamen.
Graf was sunk by torpedo (at least according to the Soviets).
>>75309776
Torpedoes are just water missiles.
https://exhentai.org/g/1063141/5044235feb/
>>75309809
y doe
>>75309809
>g.e- server is down
Alright, is getting a proper exhentai account really worth it? Am I really missing out on that much?
>>75309809
Reminds me of a gf.
>>75309835
Just read the full story.
>>75309863
Yes. Who even uses g.e? That's normie tier.
Taxi driver assumed I was from Dooblin based on my accent.
I AM NOT FROM DOOBLIN FFS. Don't want to be associated, however incidentally, with that shithole.
>>75309880
>Who even uses g.e?
I'm lazy and never had the bother to try registering. Most doujins go to shit for me as soon as the sex starts.
>>75309744
This is like pointing out to police how the bullets loaded in your gun have different markings to the murder bullet. If you were aware of such differences it would have been incentive for you to forge and post them as evidence of innocence. It makes the defence completely redundant through admitting knowledge.
>>75309953
Yes.
>>75309114
You must have a very low opinion of me.
>>75309556
Why would it annoy me? I know who you are. You even admitted it when you were caught in bant.
>>75310073
>still replying
You seem hugely annoyed.
>>75310095
I got what I wanted. You made a claim you couldn't back up.
I just wanted to show everyone else how many shitposts you infest this general with.
>>75309953
That was the point, I'll give you a fedora tip for effort though.
>>75310073
Caught how? If I recall correctly your big revelation was I post bugs and Nico. How does that connect to Juniper?
>>75310156
>I just wanted to infest this general with shitposts to show many shitposts this imaginary poster makes
>>75310197
The 4 posts claim proves it. That list is filled with guaranteed Juniper posts and a couple of others claimed from other people. You couldn't possibly have 4 posts from that list and not be Juniper. You just made that post to try and discredit it.
I suppose this is the point where you pretend you were lying about that?
Juniper got twitter?
>>75310332
This is the point where I suggest you see a psychiatrist.
Bourbon is yucky.
>>75310376
Why won't you link the 4 posts you claim are yours?
>>75310384
What about Bourbon Creams?
>>75310332
I refuse to show you what posts because I don't want you forever staining the pistures and types I posts I made with some horrific /éire/ boogeyman.
>>75310394
Probably because I didn't make the "4 posts" post.
>>75310402
haha ok
Lets leave it there.
>>75310399
It took me until last year to hear the phrase Bourbon creams instead of just calling them Bourbons and when I did I thought it was an idiosyncrasy of the person. As it turns out, they were right.
>>75310399
The redeeming factor of bourbon.
>>75310477
Good hustle everybody.
I'd imagine if anyone's Juniper it's the lad who keeps him relevant by obsessing over him.
>>75310540
Archive search images. If they've been posted on /brit/ before with the same filename its Juniper.
Some examples in this thread:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/MxsDWJDoqDkV4jLOTJU8Rg/
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/ZuOHw_H-LWAzyHqKEvG6Fg/
The 2nd one shows proxy use as well. Different flag, same filename.
>>75310823
Autism.
>>75310823
Was he pretending to be the gook there or...is he the gook?
>caring about 'personalities'
Just ignore them and move on
>no one will ever obsess over you this much
>>75310865
pretending
>>75304604
is your guys' government working yet or nah
last i heard from a potato person, it was a minority/coalition gov't that's too stubborn to get anything done
>>75310823
Wait what the fuck, I'm arguing with Niall in this one, but Niall's Juniper? Moreover, I'm Juniper too.
>>75311018
Forgot to image.
Is there anything you're looking forward to this summer lads?
>>75311006
The government will never work for anything other than building useless roads to nowhere to look busy and stealing taxpayer money.
>>75311018
Juniper is a state of mind. We're all Juniper.
>>75311006
Depends, the government can't pass any contentious ideological issues which shift the state right or left. But they also seem too lazy to try pass the law reform commissions recommendations, so they fail at forcing ideological shift and at much daily maintenance.
>>75311066
Wasting more of life unenojoyably.
>>75311066
Our trip to Japan.
>>75311066
Nothing at all, my life is a waste now. Can't be salvaged.
>>75311164
That's this year?
>>75311246
Yes. Separate to the one for the RWC.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>75311087
>your government works on the roads
lucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbr_zWN0fiY
>>75311148
you guys need a decent majority gov't 2bh, is that a possibility?
how many parties hold more than ~10% of the seats?
>>75311311
*blows up your car*
Is there another debate tonight?
>>75311164
>Tfw wasn't invited
>>75311370
>is that a possibility
Very unlikely, we use multi-seat transferable vote so there will almost always be a coalition.
3 parties hold 50, 45, and 23 seats out of 158. They all refuse to go into government together, though fianna fail have agreed not to collapse the minority government.
I prefer things the way they are now, as there are no big changes to the country likely with a minority government.
>>75311714
>multi-seat transferable vote
Proportional Representation-Single Transferable Vote* with multi-seat constituencies.
>>75308976
>"Hugely expensive" is a nonsensical string of words
No. It clearly has meaning. The expense of the thing is huge.
>it's clunky and clumsy
And yet you're complaining that it's the easy option for people to say.
>Expand your vocabulary and use a more succinct or accurate phrase instead of having a rudimentary grasp of the language.
Hugely expensive is as accurate and succinct as it's possible to be. Maybe people could say just "expensive" and be more succinct, but that would lose accuracy, because there are expensive things and then there are hugely expensive things.
Reckon I'm a better soccer player than Messi.
feeling depressed
wheres good to go in europe alone?
>>75312086
Off the cliffs.
>>75312086
Depends what you're looking for/interested in.
>>75311164
What trip?
>>75312310
Rich anon is paying for a few of us to travel to Japan for a couple of weeks.
>>75312310
Jaggy !DDY/1YfZn.
I miss Hamfrog.
>>75312377
How do I get in on this
>tfw no IRA gf
What part of Ireland do you live in lads and do you like it?
I live in the midlands and the perpetual monotony of the landscape and decrepit infrastructure along with the apathetic attitudes and utter lack of ambition of the people and is depressing.
>>75312449
Fill out an application form and make it through a strenuous interview session in Discord, where will investigate all facets of your life to date.
Couldn't carry any weirdos with us, who might rape us at night, you know?
>>75312622
>Tfw no deaf gf
>>75312676
>in Discord
>>75312659
The midlands is the most miserable shithole in this entire country. Well, it's a bit better than Dublin.
The Southeast is the prettiest and happiest followed by the South/SouthWest.
>>75312622
Pretty good. You make this?
Feel like some more stuff could be added.
>>75312751
>The Southeast is the prettiest and happiest followed by the South/SouthWest.
I agree.
>>75312676
>the éire trip after weirdo screening is complete
>>75312739
Well what VoIP service would you use?
>>75312757
Ye. The anon posting gfs the other day got me interested. That was the most I could come up with at the moment and I didn't want to oversaturate it. If someone else wants to add to it go ahead.
Template for those who want to make their own /éire/ gf.
>>75312825
>after weirdo screening is complete
Exactly why I won't engage in such nonsense.
>>75312825
>get arrested after AA smuggled drugs up my ass without my knowledge
I flew business class to the states. Who's the real rich anon now, huh?
>>75313129
What sort of meal did you get on the flight?
>>75313129
Why were you flying with the KKK?
>>75313230
good post
>>75313182
>>75313296
>ejaculating on your food
>>75313296
>Salmon with asparagus and roast tomatoes in a Bearnaise sauce
Looks awful.
>>75313365
I really like salmon. There was steak and other options. Here's starters. IT was all eally nice. I mean when you think of what airline food is usually like. A condensed processed meal in a plastic container.
I had free drinks, alcohol, snacks, champagne and a bar.
>>75313503
How much did business class cost?
>>75313712
Secret ;)
Hint: Less than you'd think.
>>75314003
gay little legs
>>75314064
I'll take that as a compliment.
>>75314003
Are Californians nicer than Irish people?
>>75314126
I think so. They're way more accepting and interested in talking but that's probably just a grass is greener on the other side.
I didn't know fat disgusting weebs were a thing in this country until I started my Fas course. My god some people are filthy disgusting and disgraceful human beings. Fucking die
>>75314163
What sites did you visit?
>night time already
>>75314250
The important thing is you've found a way to feel good about yourself.
>>75314250
>FAS course
>Looking down on others
>>75314259
Confidential.
>>75314250
>My god some people are filthy disgusting and disgraceful human beings.
That's the sort that participate in FAS courses. And you're one of them now.
>>75314250
How do these normies end up on 4chan? I'd love to lynch them. NT cunts.
PSA: Remember to sage often.
>>75314341
Looks like north California.
>>75314387
Bunch of lads in my secondary found /b/ while fucking around during computer classes in TY. You'd hear them audibly saying kek and lel for years after.
>>75314283
>>75314340
>>75314361
>>75314387
All fatties.
What is it like to have your thighs rub together? Is there that famous burn?
There's this guy who smells so fucking bad and he literally has a limp from playing too much WoW, it's truly pathetic.
>>75314511
I'm a skellington.
>it's truly pathetic
Yes taking an FAS course is extremely pathetic.
>>75314511
Spake the man on an FAS course
>>75314496
Swear a friend of mine found 4chan since he started saying epic constantly and became really edgy.
>>75314250
>>75314511
Juniper does it again with the bait
>>75314587
Hello, Juniper. We haven't forgotten about you.
>>75314587
>>75314629
Samefag.
>>75314654
Round 2, boys.
>>75314654
WHAT NOW?
Not a great thread tonight lads if I'm honest.
>>75314822
You're right, we should take about masturbation and Frogweeb's insecurities.
>>75314822
It's always when rude newpeople arrive. They're so ignorant.
What do you think Juniper smells like?
>>75314980
Old teabags.
>>75314980
Strawberries.
>>75314822
Does that life bouy have an ass drawn into it? That's hilarious! I was going to call you a fag for anime but this is truly a great drawing
>>75315033
>I was going to call you a fag for anime
Please return to Reddit
>>75315083
>capitalising the r
>>75315116
I have been outed
>friday night
>alone on eire
ireland is gay lol
>>75315238
beware the fada autist with carry on like that
>>75315238
>every night
>alone
>>75315238
Being alone is maximum comfy
>>75315290
"Great" Britain more like GAYt SHITSTAIN
>>75315399
crossed the line lad
>>75315386
I'd prefer it if I had a constantly sleepy gf who was lying in bed shuffling the sheets around and occasionally making moaning sounds next to me while I posted on /éire/. Once in a while she'd get up and throw her arms around me, asking me to join her in bed before drifting to sleep on my shoulders and I had to help her back into bed.
>>75315238
Why is Newstalk in Irish lads?
Thanks for introducing me to A.I channel. Now I'm obsessed and lonely.
>>75315680
It is? Maybe that's why mammy likes it so much.
>>75315713
You're welcome.
What deodorant do you use? pic related is mine.
Would Ireland accept Glasgow if we gave it to you?
Basically the same place desu
>>75316063
I hate roll-on deodorant. It leaves a hard scaly film on your skin.
I don't use any since I don't need it.
>>75316127
Trade you for Dublin.
>>75316127
We might. Would probably make a good testing ground for pacifying Protestants/Unionists.
Then we will have all the best practices in place for when we take back Northern Ireland.
>>75316141
Sounds like you're using cheap roll ons. Mine just is soft and moisturises. No deodrant is fine I guess but I really dislike spray on crap.
>>75316147
Fucking deal
>>75316063
>>75316239
Northern Ireland is rightful Scottish territory and you shall never have it. You can have Glasgow though.
>>75316239
The time has come.
>>75316335
You are our rightful territory.
>>75316063
>>75316427
your mas cunny is my rightful territory
>>75316516
FUCK OFF DAD LEAVE ME ALONE
>>75316292
>>75316476
>Using products marketed towards "men".
Smh.
>>75316610
This is a bad post.
>>75316063
>>75316610
masculinity so fragile
>>75316610
Good post.
>>75316664
>All the lads spraying Lynx Africa after P.E.
Why have you not transitioned gender yet?
>>75316788
I'm happy with my current gender.
>>75316741
>someone brings a lighter
>>75316788
I'm not mentally ill.
connor mcgregor is only 5'9"
>>75316788
Gender and it's attributed traits are a social construct.
>>75316788
It's too late. It was always too late.
>>75316560
if i could hae been arsed to pay the fight to england and the nhs fee you probably wouldn't be here
>>75316845
>The lad who singes his eyebrows and thinks hes mega-cool and goes on about it for the rest of the day
>>75316845
Lads do any of you know where to find an Irish Halloween safety video where a lad called Deco was left to rot in a hospital? I distinctly remember him jumping into the bonfire and some Dub knacker going "and then it was Deco's turn".
>>75316788
I'm already a faggot
>>75316975
Oh shit was that the Podge and Rodge one with the lad who stuck the firework up his arse?
>>75316975
I think I was just thinking of that very same video recently. Did "Deco" talk while completely in a silhouette?
>>>/lit/9557225
/lit/ is a bad board.
>>75317050
Nope, don't remember them in that particular safety video.
>>75317053
Yes, that was Deco, he was left rotting in the hospital as a silhouette.
>>75316971
>that first year that cut his hand in woodwork and wrote his name in blood on his locker
>>75317151
Sorry I just read "Irish Halloween safety video" and thought of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9TIO4U_eHI
Isn't it mad how upset men become when you even criticise the premise of masculinity. It's like an instant blind rage, like a dog. So pathetic they can't even discuss it with a shroud of intelligence.
>>75317213
>wrote his name in blood on his locker
Sounds like an affected weirdo.
>>75317478
Shut the fuck up faggot
Incoming rage.
>>75317478
You're projecting again, lad. You're the one that always brings it up.
>>75317478
I think they feel it undermines their competence. Personally I dislike lads and their carry on. Everything is some sort of competition to them.
>>75317634
Won't be posting in this edition.
>>75317554
He was just kid and did it because he thought it was cool. No one bothered to clean it until the next year. There was also that locker with the broken lock that everyone used as a bin. And that row of lockers with the separations between them gone that we tried to stuff a first year into. Good times.
>>75317725
Were you the person posting Miki before?
>>75317821
No I have superior taste in idols.
>>75317899
Delighted to hear.
>>75317725
>that we tried to stuff a first year into.
That happened to me since I was so small, I actually fit into it and it was a top locker to boot.
I'm still mad someone took the lock off my locker in first year and stole my hurl and I was expected to pay for a new lock. I just didn't bother and I never kept anything in my locker after that. Carrying all my books around made me proper fit though.
>>75317836
If you wanted a different thread at least make a /bant/éire/ instead.
>>75317994
>Carrying all my books around made me proper fit
For me it just broke my back.
>>75318160
You're so feeble Froggy.
>>75318486
I'm not Froggy.
>>75318523
Sorry. I can't recognize the Kancolle girls.
>>75318588
Froggy's wears white if it helps.
>>75318679
I'll remember that is future.