ol' 'cide edition
FIRST
anime
It's sunny outside and the pakis are bleeding awful
/thread
This weathers got me wondering if Australians all stink of sweat
>>75298626
hamlet was comfy
Just done some exercise in the garden in the sweltering blazing sun
Phwoar. Sweating like a rorke in a mosque
cum has been really thick and creamy lately, don't like it
anime
'nime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40MimLLZfg4
>>75298648
Felix!
business idea: purchase stock in the "sweating like a..." gimmick
>>75298656
something called deoderant antiperspirant
Subnormies dominate these threads because they aren't welcome elsewhere.
>>75298666
moar of these
>>75298686
>>75298667
>>75298648
stellar posts
mamimay
>>75298698
Sweating like a Rasheed on a pig farm
really want to live in japan lads but it's very difficult to get a visa even if you're well educated and skilled
for a complete wasteman such as myself it's impossible
really do need open borders worldwide desu
anime sucks
innit
>>75298695
me on the screen
sweating like a gimmick investor reviewing the (You) charts
>>75298714
>>75298714
>>75298733
going to the buttes chaumont to smoke a spliff or two with my mate then ill grab tea somewhere
goodbye x
thailad has appeared in at least 2 of my dreams
get out of my subconscious you nonce
>>75298733
>>75298714
No one says these
sweating like thailad in a nursery
swating like a commie in an apple store
japanimation
someone post the collage of tweets from one of the victims of the manchester attack
Got me voddy and weed ready for tonight, lads
>>75298748
>>75298748
yeah they do, just not directly
Owen Jones just said the word "bastard" live on Sky News lmaoooooooo
sweating like Ariana Grande when BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM starts playing
New plan: crush mint leaves, put them in cinnamon sticks, suck until flavourless, slowly chew your way through
bored off my tits lads
sweating like a rorke in greggs
>>75298756
Am a commie. Never bought any apple products or Che shirts in my life and I'll keep it that way.
how many wanks a week, lads?
>>75298766
howling
Mr Noseberg says I can go home 5 minutes earlier today to enjoy the sun
Get in! Bring on 17:55!
bit of a tune, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4pBiL7bKjM
>>75298766
>when ya get shit in ya hair from the exploding people
Don't you guys know? This isn't islamic terrorism. Islam says to kill one man shall be as if to kill all of mankind. Islam is a religion of peace <3
>the bbc is neutral
>>75298782
candy cigarettes already exist. they're mint flavoured
>>75298800
just the one
gotta efficiently manage the testosterone peaks and troughs
>>75298829
Tim is absolutely losing it
>>75298766
william "willy" wanker
>>75298769
is that your dad ?
>>75298861
>>75298769
>>75298829
does he not have an aircon? why has he got the door open if it is hot
>>75298779
fawk u made me play that song again so good
nothing gets my dick harder than racist girls
What'll happen to the middle east when the Syrian civil war is over and Isis is gone?
doing a think about why scotsman fallacy is named after the scottish
>>75298876
>>75298848
cherrypicking
>>75298886
there is no air conditioning in britain
Lads I did exercise and now I feel slightly sick and light headed
Is that normal?
>>75298779
>>75298888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
LOL THEY CENSORED THE SONG DIDNT EVEN KNOW
>>75298904
because the Scottish are cunts
>>75298902
The refugees will go home and build secular democratic states.
>>75298899
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=836228108
>>75298902
another militant group will rise up and the whole thing will start again
>>75298832
business idea for suicide bombers: give yourself diarrhea and have a big meal before doing the deed
>>75298924
Means you're fat
>>75298902
a new terrorist group will appear
Dr Hussain, I'm T.I.M.
imagine all the sexy girls on the tube now with musky sweaty knickers in this heat
Who makes all these fucking ms paint comics
>>75298899
difficult to find them though innit
Bit warm x
>>75298902
don't know but i'll get back to you
>>75298961
Needs to do some sit ups desu
>>75298890
jeremy corbyn on the bottom right
>>75298829
Where do you find these pics?
>>75298975
me, alri x
>>75298850
Dont want """"""candy"""" horrible rotting teeth rotting brain fat sugar addicted ghastly crush yank hed like eg want lovely mint and lovely cinnamon
>>75298899
same
by racist hope you mean racist towards whites
Just realized I'm an Anglo supremacist, monarchist, militant fascist, and genocide advocate haha
>>75298886
>aircon
>UK
Why exactly are you in /brit/?
>>75298952
I'm not, am a healthy 150lbs
>>75298938
don't think that's what he had in mind
>>75298924
have a sit down, get some water in you
>>75298961
Nice, is that 80s beach wear?
>>75298829
why is he so greasy
need to take a so called poo
Want a brown gf
favourite failed gimmick lads
Hype
>>75299050
umm riley reid is not brown
>>75299052
new crystal maze?
wew
lads
>>75298990
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk
>>75299028
Vintage
why doesn't the uk have aircon
>>75299086
>>75299052
explain
>>75299117
no need for it 47 weeks of the year
>>75299052
I don't get this
O'Brien was seriously camp and charismatic
I love Ayoade (seen every Travel Man ep), but he's literally the exact opposite, and relies on being awkward and deadpan for his jokes to work
>>75299033
>aylsebury
Typo hahaha argument nullified
>>75299117
because it's hot for like 2 weeks of the year and "hot" is like 75 F
>>75299100
On the edge of my seat waiting for new ones
daily reminder that any /brits/ who "you" yanks or trips should be banned
>>75299123
https://youtu.be/TrDUdOgpNsI
>>75299133
>>75299140
so? there's still a reason for it
>>75299031
bio oil
>>75299117
We don't have sash windows
so i went down to the pound the other day and got one of them weiner dogs
you ever see them?
them weiner dogs?
boy i tell ya you cant beat them weiner dogs
>>75299173
this wasn't me (the guy who asked the question)
>>75276189
got 18 (You)'s for posting this webm
reckon it's my best haul ever
>>75299173
well clearly not enough to go through the trouble of retrofitting homes.
>>75299157
>52 minutes
short summary, go!
>>75299117
because most people in this country are poor
>>75299229
>short summary of crystal maze
lol uhhh
love female thighs
oh i just sneezed with a mouthful of chewed up scrambled egg
this is awful
Going to sleepybeds now. Any last words? Compliments to the chef?
>>75299266
night
>>75299229
Watch the intro, it's a gameshow where people have to solve puzzles and shit except the set is really fucking great and the puzzles are mostly good. No other tv programme has even come close to replicating it.
>>75299254
;0)
lads im really high
yes i know DUDE WEED LMAO
any one tried phoning tim's neighbour?
>>75299173
most people wouldn't be able to justify the cost for something they won't use for most of the year
Plus, most houses would need these fitted in each room because there would only be room for the pipes out of these and not the ducts for an american style A/C system
t. Brit who lived in Texas as a kid
>hey there sport do you know where the gosh darned air conditioner is?
>>75299050
HATE owen grey
>>75299290
DUDE AMSHTERDAM LMAO
>>75299313
>>75299279
thanks
got a massive house party planned for tonight
hopefully it's lit even though only 30 odd people said they're coming on the event page even though there's like 60 invited
>>75299307
Hmm....
my scalp is itchy as fuck lads
resisting the urge to go mad scratching it in case it fucks it up even more
>>75299329
if you've got nothing better to do, watch an episode. It's comfy af
>>75299085
That's not Riley Reid you spacker it's Kacie Castle
she looks kind of nasty desu
>>75299157
wew
i remember watching this in the 90s
>>75299335
omg there's 2 moons?!?!
>>75299333
We're all going as well lad
Can't wait to shit in your sink
gonna be late for a hospital appointment cuz i have the shits what am I like #irony
have aircon in the car but never use it
waste of petrol when you can just open the window
>>75299335
>the earth is a dome
>>75299333
FONTFONTFONTFONT
(if you london can I come pls)
watching Scrubs all over again
I do have to say I like it
>>75299377
why does aircon need to use petrol again
>>75299354
She is hot af but those cute cheeks will sag as she ages
>>75299358
haven't thought about it in years until now
need a french canadian gf
you guys heard about this house party thing on facebook?
apparently they invited 60 people but word got out and there's like 300 coming
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/26/time-rhetoric-bbcs-andrew-neil-demands-action-wake-manchester/
f-fucking rorke not all muslims
vote labour
>>75299354
looks like something out of a horror movie
>>75299377
>If it comes to decision of air con vs open window, it is more economical to open your windows up to speeds of around 55mph as running the a/c at low engine speed creates extra stress and demand resulting in increased fuel consumption. Above 55mph, it’s better to run the air con as opposed to the extra drag caused by open windows.
2 seconds on 'gle
tucking into some after breakfast pork rinds
alri midlands?
>>75299413
>The BBC presenter called for a “national conversation”, saying that the "time for rhetoric is over"
derp
>>75299377
even though it uses petrol I still use it because once you stop in traffic, open windows do nothing
>>75299393
the compressor needed to power stuff runs off the engine turning, so when it's on, it uses some energy hence petrol
>>75299428
Fuck off Merkel
>>75299413
>vote labour
already was planning to xx
>>75299399
nah she's beat
>>75299354
liked her before she was popular
>>75299428
>>75299257
>>75299377
>mfw air con doesn't work
How much does re gassing cost?
>>75299465
me in the pink
wanted scotland to stay in 2014
wanted brexit in 2016
wanted trump to beat clinton in 2016
want labour to win in 2017
4/4 here we go boys
>>75299207
haha
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/23/mum-and-daughter-tricked-into-licking-feet-of-poundworld-staff-who-rode-them-like-horses-6656279/
>>75299420
Rarely drive on the motorway anyway so means fuckall
>>75299455
this is 90% of women though
>>75299455
she looks fine
>>75299476
I struggle to imagine the political view that would lead to these 4 choices
>>75299413
>"we need to stop evil"
>RORKE!
ayy
>>75299439
can't the air con just use the car battery ?
>>75299428
alri
neighbour just asked politely for me to stop taking big steamy poos on their porch
think theyre conspiring against me
>>75299514
socialist, eurosceptic, anti-NATO
>>75299538
how does trump fit into that
>>75299476
wanted scottish independence
wanted to remain
wanted clinton president
tfw
>29c
it is over lads, i have accepted my death. My only regret is not spending more time on the internet
remy>riley
>>75299532
in some older cars, the aircon doesn't work with the engine off, but in newer cars it will run off the battery but it won't be as powerful
>i rank pornstars
>>75299440
>>75299462
mental
ass
>tfw 7 inch cock
>tfw fat
>tfw i stand up fat swallows couple inches making it look like a babby dick
>endowed but fat
>smart but lazy
>attractive but autistic
all me
>>75299490
caller is a legend and everyone involved is retarded.
>>75299632
ah yes
if I didn't have so much fat in that area I'd have a 7 inch dick too
>>75299632
get slim u sick idiot
>>75299609
Absolute choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
really don't see what we can do against global warming when chinese coal exists and arabs are creating artificial indoor climates because their desert is inhospitable
Chinks and arabs are literally killing us and they won't have to face the consequences
lads do benders get foot fetishes or is it a straight thing?
Just walked past a black cunt who had to be taught how to use a lawnmower. Send them home.
>>75299671
its australian coal
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
Got rejected again today lads
Ready to give up on girls (and possibly life) I think.
Got redpilled on the 1000 cock stare lads
>>75299721
tell us what happened lad
>>75299671
>believing the global warmist nonsense
good goy
>>75299556
anti-nato. at least i hoped he would be
>>75299721
never been rejected me
>>75299739
>Told her I like her
>She says thanks for the sweet words but I like you as a friend
This one was particularly hard
Because I was very confident she liked me back by the way she acted and talked to me. And I was so comfortable and happy being around her I thought this was the one for sure. But no, she likes me as a friend.
What more could I possibly have done? And that is why I think it is a lost cause.
>>75299745
of course yanks would say that
you're the country that taught to aspire to western style development and climates
jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaqQe3V498
>catch the apprentice at work watching youtube several times
>normally wouldn't say anything because I'm busy and not a prick
>notice that he's watching anime
>dob him in and now he's getting fired
heh
not comfy
>>75299721
can't get rejected if you don't even try
>>75299650
nah when i lie on the bed and measure it, it's 19cm
>>75299677
wondering why you don't have one are we?
>>75299784
ah, my motto in life
>>75299781
good lad
>>75299750
I am anti-NATO as well and I don't mean to be rude but whatever made you think Trump would be anti-nato. And is anti-nato really like the most important thing to you? I mean I agree he is less "nato" than cliton but worse in so many other ways I just don't really understand it i'm afraid amigo.
>>75299765
did you try just being yourself
>>75299538
how can you be socialist and unionist after stalin?
USSR proved socialism doesn't work in large countries.
But it's been harmonious countless times on smaller scales
How do we stop him?
>>75299841
by doing literally nothing, that will be enough
>>75299841
Tory safe seat - vote UKIP
Marginal seat - vote Tory
>>75299841
stop him from what?
>>75299782
It's the price of diversity.
>>75299841
nominate him as leader of the labour party
have a hot drink to cool you down
>socialist, eurosceptic, anti-NATO
hate special snowflake left-wingers who go muh REAL left
>>75299818
I did
i.e. autistic loser
diversity is the greatest strength a nation can have
>>75299877
true
it raises your core temp so it doesn't feel as hot outside
>>75299765
she could still set you up with one of her friends in the future
>>75299877
hate this bollocks
the theory is it makes you sweat more, which cools you down
if I'm uncomfortable from being hot it's because of how much I'm sweating already
>>75299892
>>75299782
what is the actual statistic probability that the next terror attack will be by a white man?
7:00 and already drinking my second cup of coffee
do you think they would stop blowing us up if we installed sharia law?
Got a gtx 1060 cause I wanted to do some modest gaming
Had to return it because it kept crashing
New one came today, crashes even worse
Looks like I won't be getting back into vidya this summer
never drinking again
>>75299910
phwoar
>>75299940
good lad, it's a sign from god
>>75298886
>aircon
>>75299943
I say that a lot too
>>75299933
they have sharia law in the middle east and they still blow each other up too
is katie hopkins a top lass?
>>75299913
87% of the country is white and half of those are men so 43.5% chance.
>>75299940
it's probably a windows problem you know
>>75299943
Been on the Kopparberg™ Fruity Lagers again?
>>75299721
why did you upload it to youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPVXVmJwnE
>>75299813
>whatever made you think Trump would be anti-nato
he seemed friendly with Russia and was critical of other nations not paying enough
>>75300000
digits for cuckolding
>>75299986
you're lacking relevant data
>>75300000
good numbers
>>75299907
But why would that friend be interested in me?
>>75300020
it was more the fact that germany spent over 50 billion on refugees and migrants last year alone and then said they were too broke to pay their debts to nato
Just ripped an antifa sticker that said "The Anti-Fascists" above a picture of their black bloc. Ripped it so it says "Fascists" instead. Proper activist me.
>>75300058
maybe she's blind??
>>75299765
if u an hero because of a girl u deserve to be dead
Have anyone ever been asking for a pin with contactless transactions?
I use them pretty much every day for the past 2 years and literally never happened
>>75300084
Good lad
peeled a couple o'refugee welcome stickers off lampposts in dublin myself
>>75299825
Britain developed as a nation-state only after the union of England and Scotland. Scotland was never subjected to colonialism or plundering the way other countries, such as Ireland, were.
http://blog.cpgb-ml.org/scottish-nationalism-weakening-the-working-class-movement/
>>75299765
do you think you would have preferred it if she bluntly said she doesn't find you attractive instead of saying 'like you as a friend'
>>75299568
consider suicide
>>75300106
It's number of times in a day I think
>>75299954
shame, looks like I'm going to have to be a normie
wanted to play gta4 again, will have to go out and possibly have sex instead
can never get what I want
>>75300091
deaf and numb too?
>>75300106
was asked to insert it once
Must suck being a racist
>>75300168
>gta4
best in the series
>>75300106
it's happened to me a few times
>>75299568
cuck
>>75300114
how were they meant to see them all the way from Syria
It's funny shitposting but if we had an actual race war that would be really sad.
>>75300171
I can see how you got confused by the word "contactless" but we're not actually talking about your sex life, mate
>>75300180
why are Idaho. Montana and the Dakotas so resilient
>>75300180
Why don't they just change it to say less white and more white? We all know it is what they ,eam.
>>75300000
There is too much to assimilate.
>>75300215
its all just cold harsh wilderness
>>75300180
>white genocide isn't real
rorke absolutely btfo
>>75300180
>worst, most poverty ridden cities in the US are the most diverse
it's like pottery
>>75300128
never said scotland was subjugated.
the left is only strong so long as it's in opposition.
to reach power it has to compromise except on smaller scales.
wonder how race war would play out
i imagine most of it would be localised to cities (bradford would exteriminate whites, white cities would exterminate muslims), then after the city is dominated by one of the races, they'd go on the defensive
i find it unlikely that a city would have the resources to make an attack on a neighbour
london would be a mess and might end up divided by the thames
>>75300244
>comparing a civil war in NI to peace time
ah
yes,
>>75300182
I agree, but /v/ doesn't share our opinion.
>>75300269
if you think the pakis wouldn't be wiped out in under a week you're delusional
>>75300106
oh, so instead of being robbed of everything, you're robbed of almost everything
super
Race war?
>>75300244
Rorkes think terrorism is ok when white people do it
>>75300244
wow that really puts it into context I guess we can afford a few more terrorists attacks then
>>75300292
assuming the army didnt get involved, and it was all just between civilians, then you'd get white and muslim stronghold cities
>>75300230
*moves next door to you*
woah just committed white genocide lol
>>75300137
well at least she is being honest
>>75300304
'sheeds think saying things makes them true
>>75300269
Whites make up such a massive majority they could easily wipe out the rest but in reality there would be allies like Sikh bros and mixed race blacks getting the pakis and somalis
>>75300322
not really though
people like their partners as friends too
/brit/ really is full of pakis
>>75300244
get fucked paki
>>75300292
lmao if people started trying to do that britain would get bombed to absolute fuck by NATO like britain and other nato nations did in yugoslavia
>>75300317
well the army would have to get involved they wouldn't just let civs go around killing each other, and what weapons are we supposed to use?
>>75300346
not really
>>75300360
garden tools
>>75300336
>le sikhs are bro tier
>le based black man
'kys'
>>75300349
nobody cares about terrorist attacks in the 3rd world lmao
>>75300376
Fuck off Yank cunt you know nothing about this country.
>>75300351
trump basically controls NATO and he would hold them off
he would send a couple of hundred thousand yanks to help us fight the pakis too
>>75300244
>counting attacks in NI to bolster numbers
>ignoring the hundreds and hundreds killed in the rest of Europe
>ignoring the thousands and thousands of child rape victims
>>75300393
shitskin detected
>>75300401
>>counting attacks in NI to bolster numbers
sorry, is northern ireland not part of the united kingdom anymore? must have missed that memo
/brit/ is an antiracist general
would laugh my head off if ISIS tried to take over bradford
>>75300437
absolute state of her choice in shoes
>>75300398
Trump LOVES the ragheads mate
>>75300450
exactly
we only make fun of religions here
>>75300215
Shhh don't worry, everything will be blue soon
>>75300452
Honestly have thought about this, they wall it off and occupy it with flags killing all whites and the army has to go in and genocide them but then they in trouble.
>>75300474
he certainly does not
why the fuck would he?
but you have to give them a certain amount of lip service in his situation
business idea: start a civil war just so we can flatten all the disgusting buildings we made in the 60s-80s
>>75300401
hmm so lets see what happens when we include all of europe shall we?
we all remember the ones in 2017 so no need to update it
*is overtly racist near you*
>>75300517
how can you have a civil war when we have no weapons but sticks and stones
if anything it would be army vs the state
>>75300432
Great Britain wasn't part of the conflict by and large while Islamic attacks are exclusive to GB. It's a disingenuous attempt to inflate numbers
>>75300542
>all communist terror attacks
communism is literally just as bad as jihadism