/brit/

drinking pure fluoride

Current feel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG7e5C2AYgU

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anime

>>75294824
it was circulating around /pol/ a few months back.

>>75294836
>"As a research chemist of established standing, I built within the past 22 years, 3 American chemical plants and licensed 6 of my 53 patents. Based on my years of practical experience in the health-food and chemical field, let me warn: fluoridation of drinking water is criminal insanity, sure national suicide. Don`t do it."
Dr. E.H. Bronner, Mfg. Research Chemist, Los Angeles.

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susan

>here's some scientific proof that fluorine is bad for you
>whose proof is it? Er some lad who once talked to a Nazi chemist
>when does it date to? 1954
>when was the research done? 1934
>you're about to make a post? Here let me just link a new thread as you submit it

>>75294890
there is a god and he is not a kind one

Ordering some pharma-grade valium off the deep web for my mums anxious friend

I don't know why but I love doing this shit

>>75294890
whos that? x

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Scientific proof I'm a rorke if anyone needs an argument.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

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>>75294941
THAIRORKE!

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>>75294960

>>75294928
some bender who got served a dose of karma

>>75294877
Can't find a source for either of these quotes except in conspiracy books and new age homeopathy websites
Strange really

>>75294950
>Remain's anti-Brexit false flag against Cox didn't work
>May's anti-Labour false flag against Manchester didn't work

poetry

Can someone explain to me what it means to go matchstick?

>>75294973
Good.

>>75294995
to con people?
dunno

Twenty thousand Mbs of femdom straight into the eyeballs

VERY warm lads

>>75294995
Setting your hair on fire

>>75294941
S O U R C E on that pdf

Imagine being one of those runts that actually screenshots the post when someone says "screenshot this post"

feel like it's going to rain

>>75295044
*screenshots this post*

>>75295028
It literally tells the you the authors at the top and it's hosted on the Cornell University website, I'm not sure what else you want.

>S O U R C E on that pdf
what did he mean by this

mum's anti-fluoride and anti-gmo but thinks anti-vaccers are idiots
find that distinction very interesrting

If fluoride makes you a subservient dunce, how come aborigines and simple fuzzy wuzzies who dont brush their teeth are so dull?

>>75295082
why are people anti-GMO?
it could end hunger worldwide

BRUUUUUUUCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdA_SfskrsA

>>75295086
I don't think anyone is saying that's it's the only reason.

absolutely screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI

>>75295109
The timing of Australian fire service is impeccable.

>>75295109
What are the fucking chances

>>75295108
mostly to do with people saying the effects of it on people haven't been studied enough
and that they could be bad for the environment

>>75295108
people just don't like initialisms
like MSG

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Council's all-male cabinet 'new low for diversity' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40050714

what a load of viscous fucking bubbling pigshit this is
All diversity boards should be flagellated to death by whipping squads consisting entirely of straight white men

>>75295069
>I'm not sure what else you want.

like a link to where you found it and hopefully a comments section, a reddit link or something nvm

thaidevilsadvocate

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got 4 wisdom teeth pulled yesterday and i just woke up and the pain is terrible but mummy won't let me have any of the codeine they gave me

I went to a good dentist and didn't need any pain medication afterwards

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>tfw someone calls you their friend

>>75295202
If you google it it only has one result. Someone involved in it must have leaked it to /pol/. That's all I can tell you.

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>so anon, what kind of music do you listen to?

>>75294807
accurate

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the 'irlfriend

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B R U C I E

>>75295202
arxiv is an academic archive usually for pre-published works, that have not yet been accepted to a journal or conference dummy

>>75295221
never happened

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>>75295221
You are now my enemy

I will find you

>>75295202
>>75295244
oh yeah, there's a youtube video of some guy giving a lecture on it too.

>>75295230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs

oh nothing, just a bit of grind haha

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alien-megastructure-star-acting-again-180963411/

this is interesting lads

>>75295230
i don't listen to music

The two cases of beer I ordered are due in tomorrow x

Business Idea: Start a band called "Allsorts" so that people with an eclectic taste in music constantly tell everyone they listen to us.

>>75295214
>not just getting them out one at a time when needed and not suffering

Americans are very odd

Business idea: kill the poster below me

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>>75295293
she keeps them hidden and locked away

i have to beg for each pill

>>75295318
I meant your wisdom teeth you melt

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>>75295268
can't find it

>>75295327
it's in the north

>>75295318
why? are you a pill poppin runt?

>>75295318
He meant the teeth you retard
Yoy deserve to die for that alone

>>75295331
neither can I, hol up

>>75295329
because it cost 3 grand to have them removed all at once, where four trips would have cost at least twice as much

going to have a wank before i do a poo

Stop posting retarded special needs pepe, he's unsettling

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>>75295364

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>>75295340
i have addiciton problems but that doesn't mean i have to live in tons of pain
>>75295364
no

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anime

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got called unsettling lads

Just fucking pedestrianise London already

going outside to suntan xx

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>>75295364
can-can-can- not my fault

>>75295376
Yes it does you gigamegaultraturbosuperrunt

im 23 and haven't had any issues with wisdom teeth
am i out of the woods yet?

>>75295359
That is tragic, it's £7 a tooth here hahaha. It's still only about £100 if you go private I think.

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>>75295364
whyes thes gauy tealing mea waeht teoa dooa maamy

>>75295214
can you not buy codeine by yourself in the us

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>>75295359
christ alive

really want one of those caps with helicopter blades on them desu
they look fun

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Need an alt-right gf

>>75295293
Why would I not want to get them all out at once with surgery?

Sounds easier than going to the dentist four fucking times

>>75295410
you're supposed to get them pulled as a precaution

i didn't and they started causing me a lot of pain around 26, just got them pulled now at 28

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>>75294807

Business idea: hat with a fidget spinner on it

>>75295449
nice

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>>75295364
im not unsetling im special. mummy said so

>>75295446
>you're supposed to get them pulled as a precaution
No that's just Yank stupidity like circumcision.

>>75295415
i could have had them pulled for free but they wouldn't have used general anesthesia and the work they did would have been abysmal

so my dad paid $3k to get it done by the best oral surgeons in my city

and to repay him i'm helping him build his new house

>you're supposed to get them pulled as a precaution

good shout, that's why I had my organs pulled out, no cancer for me!

business idea: an attractive woman who wants to have sex with me

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need an alt-left gf

The absolute STATE of america

have a m8 who got his wisdom teeth pulled at 18

i'm 22 and they've barely even come in even though they've been growing sporadically since i was about 14

>>75295504
me on the right

>>75295476
the dentist spent 15 minutes explaining to me why wisdom teeth need to be pulled while you're young. there's a nerve that runs through your lower jaw and your wisdom teeth can grow into that nerve(which hurts a lot) and sever it, causing your entire face to go numb(including your tongue) permanently

among other reasons

poo phase 1: complete
poo phase 2: in the works

I only have 2 wisdom teeth, am I non-white?

sabotaging some lad's poo

>>75295482
I got mine pulled with local anesthesia in the span of a few seconds and everything was fine after a few days of light painkiller use. Your dad got meme'd.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40059351

poo is brewing
gonna be a sloppy one methinks

>>75295498
you realise the most comparable organs would be the appendix and gall bladder, which do observably nothing except potential cause problems later in life, and are also regularly removed as a precaution

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>>75295242

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>oy vey, oh dear... Mr Jones Ighm afraid it's veeeery very bad newszzz
>w-what's wrong doctor! what's wrong with my wife's son!?
>visdom teeth Ighm afraid, yees nasty stuff, we're goingh to have to take them oud as a precaution - do not worry, it is a routine operation and will onhly cost thre- err- FOUR thousand dollars, sign here please

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business idea: british bf

>>75295525
>the salesman spent 15 minutes to explain to me why I should give him thousands of dollars due to save me from issues affecting tiny minority of the population which can be just as effectively solved when they actually arise

creasing

>>75295553
i would have done that but i had a panic attack the last time i went to the dentist and i was shaking so bad they couldn't work on
putting me to sleep was the only option
it was cool as hell anyway. 10/10 would do again

>>75295525
Howling at this

the English NHS needs an opt-out organ donation system like Wales

business idea: stacey dooley sex tape

any derby man in

I left my wisdom teeth to it when they first came through, then they started falling apart
upon getting them removed it was revealed they've damaged the teeth next to them which will all at least have to have a filling, if not be removed as well
getting your wisdom teeth out is not a meme and should be done at the FIRST sign of trouble

>brit's losing their collective minds over a dentist removing teeth that're causing problems

sharting

>>75295608
Ah, so you're just a bitch. My condolences to your father.

Just nipping down to A&E to have my wisdom teeth, appendix, gallbladder, tonsils, spare kidney and frontal lobe out lads, anyone want owt?

Business idea: buy a sword, name it "kindness" and kill people with it

>>75295648
yeah that whole list you just said
gonna make a stock

>>75295647
you wouldn't say that to my face

>>75295648
could you get me a needle and a pump - need this blood out of me before I contract leukaemia

>>75295648
get me a new pair of bollocks ta x

>>75295648
A big needle m8, got a sack of dead sperm in my ballsack

chipped my front teeth when i was between 4 and 6
was so terrified of the mask they use to put you under i kicked the dentist in the face

>>75295525
The anaesthesia during teeth removal is literally much more of a health risk factor than the wisdom teeth unless there is a SPECIFIC problem they are causing you.

But who am I to stop you from risking your health doing unnecessary procedures and paying for the privilege.

t. dentist

Business idea: institutional race realism

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>>75295636

>>75295654
pre-emptively reported you as "the kind slasher" to the rozzers

a jam sandwich is en route to your house as we speak

>>75295667
You'd probably have a panic attack and faint if I did.

>>75295648
cornetto

might get my knackers lopped off to prevent testicular cancer
while they're at it might get my colon out too

>>75295703
Think you meant to post a ram instead

>>75295699
>dentist
How much money do you make a year? What's the worst case you've ever seen?

*lets the cat out of the bag*

>>75295694
>>75295669
>>75295668
>>75295663
I don't work at the fucking place you spastics

>>75295726
Say no more.

>>75295730
I can do that for you mate, let's say $12,000?

>>75295699
>t. dentist
how many of your school friends have killed themselves
when will you?

>>75295699
fuck off vinay

>>75295743
I didn't

i've had stitches in my cock before and let me tell you it is not pleasant

*lets the genie out of the bottle*

>>75295712
been in many fights

>>75295780
bet everyone in that operating room was in stitches when you whipped that little chipolata out

>>75295793
Mmm, bet your K/D ratio is quite impressive, Kyle.

not an abo but i used to sniff petrol when i was a teenager, it was fucking good

but my mum caught me and went ballistic

>>75295780
circumcision?

*lets the poo out of the bum*

Would you rather shag Lilo or Stitch?

Warning: 1 of the possible answers WILL result in your being reported to Five Eyes

>>75295780
why didn't you get them to fix your phimosis while they were at it?

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>>75295811

>>75295802
have mercy

>>75295802
>everyone in that operating room
m8 it was just me and the doctor, what do you think this was? brain surgery?
>>75295812
nah
>>75295821
not that lad

>>75295820
Pleakley

>>75295811
Hello noonga

>>75295807
Thats Liam, the only fights he's been in were on reddit

>>75295842
>not that lad
there is only one bruce that posts on /brit/

>>75295792
thanks mate
*sings a choon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJBmeodrGvU

>>75295842
but everyone on 4chan has phimotic willies ??

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exam went even worse than i thought it would

>>75295865
aye but i'm not a bruce am i

i'm bruce's deceptively intelligent cousin, ethan

thoughts on orthomolecular medicine

>>75295879
i believe in you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JR5cqY_D40

taliban world

ethan has to be the runtiest name going

*gets schwifty*

>>75295879
next time start by reviewing the most recent released exam

>>75295887
ethan was a dumbass on lizzie mcguire

HATE dickheads who leave the windows open at night with all the lights on

Wonder if Reichs Mass Psychology of Fascism has any relevance to the muslim problem

>>75295906
Oliver

>>75295896
trying to eat here mate

>But in recent years, dental theory has changed. Research suggests crowding of the adult incisors is caused by jaw growth and not by wisdom teeth pushing the other teeth forward. We’ve seen evidence of this. People who do not have wisdom teeth are still having the teeth crowding problem, indicating it was not caused by the wisdom teeth.

Fuck dentists, I wish I still had my wisdom teeth

>>75295780
if you absolutely must know, it was because i got my willy caught in the zipper

some of you may remember me posting about it around august of last year

>>75295896
did a little wince haha

>>75295939
t. a moth

i like irish names but wouldn't want to condemn a kid to having to correct people all his life

enough willy gore, pictured or imagined

>>75295699
don't care

local anesthesia doesn't work on me for some reason. had a dentist drill out 2/3rds of my tooth and i felt every microsecond of it. never going through that again; don't care about how much it costs

reminder that science has an expiration date
if it wasn't done in [CURRENT YEAR] its basically voodoo

Just done a toot
My botty just became a recorder and done a little toot

>>75295970
unironically me with my irish surname

i just gave up correcting people desu

ok lads i'm back. what'd i miss?

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>>75295896
OI!!!!

JANNY!!!!

>>75295842
>what do you think this was? brain surgery?
nah I've just seen the size of the electromagnetic microscopes they use to operate on such tiny things

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how was your last, lads?

>>75296005
jesus fuck, put that away

>>75296005
why is it so moist

>>75296005
that's why I pick buttons over zippers

>>75296026
Uno
*wins*

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>>75296005
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75296026
a perfect class 3 Typhoon class poo

>>75296032
he's sweating from the panic of getting his willy caught in his zipper

>>75296026
like 4 but super sticky. it's really annoying desu. i have to use some wet squares to clean all the poo off my bum. ugh

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need a tsundere videl gf

*hiroshimoot rises out of a pile of bloodied willies and scrotums trapped in zippers*
we are accepting janitor applications
*disappears without a trace*

>>75296026
type 1 but they were all really big and reopened my anal fissures

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*does an NMR*

hmm yes, just as I thought

*strokes chin*

>>75296005
this picture does nothing to me because I can't figure out what bit of the willy this even is so it's unimaginable

>>75296045
>>75295948
>>75296071
>>75296093
>zipper
Foy

>>75296084
>wet squares
Doy

>>75296106
hello jewdick

>>75296097
frig off nerdboy

*fingers stacy the cheerleader below the bleachers*

>>75295999
pronunciation or spelling? my surname is spelt the less common way. very annoying especially with engravings

>>75296110
what are they called in ye olde english?

>>75296131
Zips

>>75296131
chainy linkys

>>75296148
lmao

>>75296129
pronunciation, although sometimes when i tell people my surname they often add an e on the end

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room is getting rather warm but my fan is loud and hurts my ears

>>75296026
can't remember
probably runny

>>75296194
'd

be the flame not the moth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OJIUuyXkGs
french choon

used to like the lostprophets before ian watkins was a nonce

imagine being caught noncing, your life absolutely destroyed in an instant

>>75296194
rasheed

>>75295802
ooooo

Golly gee skippers Hunter! Check it out bro! My wang-head just got caught up in my freakin zipper dude! Bus turds!!!

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>A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN

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>>75296254

>>75296254
this isnt what i sound like at all

>>75296243
ian watkins is even worse than your average nonce though. he did it sadisticly and on infants

>>75296254
no need to get your zips in a twist

>>75296131
flies

just tried smoking a ciggie after about two months of quitting. actually made me nauseas. threw the pack away. shan't be making that mistake again. feels good desu. if any of you lads wanna quit, i can speak from experience that once you've powered through a week or two you totally get over it. it's not heroin, you can kick it if you want.

>>75296254
Frickin ay!

my life's pretty dire right now
not my fault either
lift me up

>>75296089
got an oriental paleo-gf who likes to bite and be choked a bit

just tried brushing my teeth after about two months of quitting. actually made me nauseas. threw the tube away. shan't be making that mistake again. feels good desu. if any of you lads wanna quit, i can speak from experience that once you've powered through a week or two you totally get over it. it's not heroin, you can kick it if you want.

>>75296339
>oriental
*vomits*

Watching Django Unchained-A Ballymurphy Nigger!

>>75296306
I'm thinking of taking up smoking honestly

https://twitter.com/ian_watkins/status/280111462314303488

what did he mean by this?

>>75296321
*puts you down*

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>>75296344
don't you ever breathe a word in my direction again you crusty ballbag blister

>>75295980
Then did you consider NOT doing it at all and NOT paying loads of money and risking your health up front to avert a small risk which can just as easily be averted when (and if) it actually affects you?

>>75296361
reddit

>>75296241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPpU0PMmR64

>>75296305
that's a yankism if ever i saw one

>>75295230
melodic death metal

>>75296361
really trying to assimilate with the local viet cong, eh? might wanna try heroin too just to be a complete and utter runt

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Never trust the Irish

>>75295230
oh a bit of everything really

>>75296401
we invented the zipper you twat. is having a zipper on your pants a yankism too?

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>>75296393
idk it just seems nice, I've tried before and enjoyed it.
Nootropics are much better than depressives

zippurrr
do up your zippurrr duuude
fuck off

>>75296437
>Nootropics

not taking the b8, bud

>>75296393
>>75296429
>yanks this triggered by smoking
truly reddit: the country

>>75296429
>heroin
you mean opium
I know where an opium den is in my city but I'm too nervous to poke around
I'm ok with sticking to legal stuff

still dire, send hlp

>>75296456
nicotine is a nootropic you stupid fat fucking mess
go eat a mcdonalds fatty

Braydennnn duuude yuur zippurrs down duude

>>75296429
ah yes smoking cigs is similar to taking heroin
you utter runt

AH JES BAWT MAHSELF SUM NYU PAYNTS AN AH'VE ALREDDY GAWN AN' BUSTED ME ZIPPUUUURRRR

>>75296455
>>75296493
how about call it what the inventors called it

reminder that smokers stink like shit

>>75296493
oi tezza ya zip's dip chip pip

sick of how hot it is.


fuck you global warming deniers

reminder that australians stink like shit

>>75295230
All sorts, m'harridan. Mostly dancepop and European folk, of course, but I dabble in experimental fourth-wave post-bhangra redditcore and anime soundtracks

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>>75296520

i still don't get smoking. why?
you are selling your money for that release of the nicotine withdrawal phase and inhaling like 50 fucking carcinogens and you know
you must be a wreck and want to waste money then also waste away in a gurney one day

>>75296463
smoking is the most white trash thing you can do.

Have you not reason then to bee ashamed, and to forbeare this filthie noveltie, so basely grounded, so foolishly received and so grossely mistaken in the right use thereof? In your abuse thereof sinning against God, harming your selves both in persons and goods, and raking also thereby the markes and notes of vanitie upon you: by the custome thereof making your selves to be wondered at by all forraine civil Nations, and by all strangers that come among you, to be scorned and contemned. A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse.
- James the VI and I, King of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc., 1604

>>75296526
need to lick this

>>75296526
how do i get my balls to look like that

Skylan, get your shoes out of the fridge and zip them up, we have to go to WalMart

*applies WD-40 to my zipper*

>>75296520
>>75296561
suspicious time between posts and the fact no one could find that funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZlP_Ltzyc

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Never smoked but I'll lecture you on why it's terrible.

>>75296573
shan't read a word of your angry reddit post

BOY HOWDY DUUDES
IT'S GAWSH DERN TWENNY SEVUNTEEN AN' YUR STEEL SMOKIN' FAAAGS
AH HOPE Y'ALL CATCH YUR CAWK IN YUR ZIPPUUUUURRRRRRRRSSssˢˢ...

>>75296566
why not just chew nicotine gum or some shit?
>>75296589
t. a fucking leaf
I don't think you have any authority to make fun of american english

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>>75296589
can't breathe

>>75296599
i found it funny

@75296566
@75296573
fuckign virgins

Smoking is cool, it's about knowing you're going to die but not caring

>>75296491
nootropics are a meme fuck off back to /r/JoeRogan you snaggletooth mongoloid

>>75296501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YVxi30SRw5

>>75296566
I'm healthy in all other aspects of my life so I need to balance it out so my chi can be balanced
its a very taoist approach to life

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mmm don't let the door hit you on the way out hun :) x

would rather try heroin than smoke cigarettes again desu

>>75296573
state of his english he was obviously stoned when he typed this fucking hypocrite cunt

>>75296619
yanks don't call them fags mate

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>this thread

Business idea: cigarettes stuffed with fragrant herbs rather than tobacco
Like mouth fedoras but less pathetic

>americans who have the least healthy lifestyle of any nation on earth telling people smoking is bad for their health
creasing

>>75296675
oh shit yeah woops lol

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15 minute break is over

>tfw job offer for junior level analyst at walmart
>$60k/y
>would have to say i work at walmart

>>75296684
banned in the UK by 2020

>>75296643
shut up runt

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ˢˢ...

>>75296573
Kinda don't like this James guy

>>75296396
Listened to the whole song, it was terrible.

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>>75296684
hmmm yeah we could call them 'herbal cigarettes' or something haha

>>75296643
oink oink the fast food pig is on the loose oink oink

>>75296694
they're the largest employer in your nation

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>>75296666
wow that was hard

>>75296684
inhaling smoke is what makes cigarettes carcinogenic. it doesn't matter if it's some special herb's smoke, it's still smoke

>>75296026
4

>>75296711
dont care abt your opinion you retarded yank
fetch a rope

DID YOU KNOW: CIGARETTE LIGHTERS WERE INVENTED BEFORE MATCHES?

depression is a choice

>>75296744
doubt it

>>75296744
were they actually? interesting little fact, that
>>75296750
being irish is a choice (a bad one)

>>75296726
it's only $60k a year anyways.. i feel like i could do better if i kept looking.. my mom tried to get me to take this crappy $40k a year job and i told her to fuck off, would honestly like in the 70-80k range

>>75296744
WERLL GAWLLY GEE PARDNER
AH HAYD NO IDEUURRRrrrʳʳʳ...

>>75296731
don't cry sweetie looool

unzip a box of kleenex and have a sit down

>>75296750
t. person who lives in a better off country than britain

>>75296744
Depends on how you define match.

dunno where to go for the ol' lunch break
fancy maccies chips but not really one of their burgers

>>75296765
umm no petal i didnt ask to be born xx

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Cigarettes are cool
Heroin is cool

Your opinion is irrelevant

>>75296716
Fucking hell
I have literally never felt more stupid in my entire life than i do now

>>75296732
You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

>>75296769
then work hard and get a promotion in a year. easy.

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>>75296687
>posted from his Hospital bedpan lifted Lenovo as he receives his chemo drip

>>75296789
mcdonalds doesn't have chips

current viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLQVvvaa0QuDfKTOs3Keq_kaG2P55YRn5v&v=QLVMqwpOLPk

>>75296750
i choose not to be delusional

>>75296763
>>75296765
>>75296785
>doesn't know The Streets

t. Rasheed Al-Bimbam Patel

>>75296739
Bonjour nègre, je pense que tu es un garçon malheureux, va te faire foutre.

whats the point of smoking if you dont get the nicotine intake

>>75296744
Canned food was invented before can openers.

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@75296723

>>75296817
FOY

>>75296815
>posted from his mobility scooter as he wheels round walmart finding the best deal on kraft cheese with his fat little hands

>>75296828
not a paki nor am i council estate rat with shitty taste in music.

>>75296840
obviously

how is that a fact of any note


ERM DID YOU KNOW THAT CARS WERE INVENTED BEFORE CAR JACKS?

@75296831
dont care

errr where's my new thread sweeties xoxoxo

>>75296838
whats the point of smoking when you can get the nicotine intake dozens of other ways

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>>75296815
>Dying old
would rather not