800 fackin years edition
>>75291447
im no fan of thatcher but it was pure cringe when teenage runtoids who werent even alive during thatcher's reign went to street parties in london about her dying
>>75291447
>>75291340
It was published in the Journal of the Royal Society Interface that they can make autonomous DNA-replicating machines
>Computing exponentially faster: implementing a non-deterministic universal Turing machine using DNA
http://rsif.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/14/128/20160990
>The researchers propose using DNA molecules to represent information based on the four-character genetic alphabet - A [adenine], G [guanine], C [cytosine], and T [thymine] - rather than the binary alphabet of 1s and 0s.
Anyone want to have a drink with me?
>>75291532
>>The researchers propose using DNA molecules to represent information based on the four-character genetic alphabet - A [adenine], G [guanine], C [cytosine], and T [thymine] - rather than the binary alphabet of 1s and 0s.
this does not mean that a "self replecating processor" is being built from dna, it means dna is being used as a storage medium
>>75291548
I quit. It's been over 3 weeks and I'm sticking to it I'm afraid. Otherwise I definitely would have.
>>75291532
uhhh he's a student of computer engineering at some random uni dude, he knows more than them okay
Need a polticalfu gf
i'm stupid and ugly but not fat
>>75291564
he's calling the journalism retarded, not the paper itself
Need a very deep voiced "wow" cat
https://youtu.be/uV6nVH2KH7I
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>75291579
fuck off retard
>>75291553
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-want-to-build-a-super-fast-self-replicating-computer-that-grows-as-it-computes
Read the article m8
>when you wake up to a text from that girl
>give it a few hours before replying because you know the texts will be unrelenting once they start
>make out as though you were still in bed
lmao what if ar' Jezza actually does it
he's cutting the lead everyday
>>75291579
I made that thread, don't spam it here mong.
Here is another CUTE pic of my puppers
>>75291563
Quitter
>>75291539
good looking lad (no homo)
anybody who posts their own late early new thread in the early new thread that won, probably has actual autism.
>>75291447
i don't know why this made me laugh so hard it's so fucking stupid
>>75291607
but your thread deserved it so much more
i want to become president and do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1tGCDeOi2o
>>75291599
shall be applying for the Socialist Revolutionary Guards and rounding up every Rorke on /brit/
Got laid last night lads
>>75291631
We can use it next
>shall be applying for the Socialist Revolutionary Guards and rounding up every Rorke on /brit/
Only 4 weeks until my last day at this job then it's a 3 month summer holiday before going back to uni to do a PhD
Feels good man
>>75291579
>>75291607
it's ok we can recycle this your thread when this one hits the bump count :33
>>75291662
pics s
>friday before a bank holiday
>half the office is off
>the ones that are left are all the talkative girls
today's gonna be a long one, lads...
>>75291668
>life will be so fun doing a PHD
pro-tip: no it won't
are you LSEbro?
using dna as the memory for a massively parallel biological computer is a great idea
it would be able to solve hard problems relatively quickly as a backtracking (trial and error, essentially) algorithm could brute force many trials at once without running into the memory bandwidth and latency issues of a von neumann computer as the memory is localized to the computation
it's related to quantum computing only in the sense that it is unconventional and is thus better suited to certain problems
DON'T REPLY TO IT
>>75291696
>talking to females
FONT
>>75291690
>>75291702
trying to sound smart: the post
fuck off leaf
@75291700
Didn't say the PhD would be fun i said the 3 month break would be fun
twat
No I shan't be going to LSE either I'm doing a STEM PhD
>>75291702
what in god's name are you talking about you autistic fucking leaf?
so i just finished work for the dole a week ago now lads
since then i have had nothing to do and i have been smoking 4 grams of weed a day and it is eating up all of my dole money
wat do?
>26.C in my room at 9am
Is this what hell feels like?
>>75291427
Eh, last waging day this week, yeeee. Gonna shopping tomorrow and spend this weekend with you.
>>75291716
clearly a video
It's HOT in TOE PEEK AH
>>75291729
was 22 C in my room this morning and i woke up shivering
>>75291716
ended far too soon
>is at the age of doing a PHD
>seemingly his 2nd year in it or he took a gap year
>being this old
>still won't reply to me properly
lol
>>75291729
does anyone else love watching foreigners squabble and bicker with each other? the more small and irrelevant the conflict the better it is for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
too hot today
>19C
I dont see what the fuss is all about with this heat wave everyones talking about :^)
>>75291631
It's the better OP, but it was made and linked second. If it had been linked after bump limit then it would be the rightful thread, but it was linked befoe, so it lost that factor of legitimacy.
>>75291758
i hate hearing foreigners argue while i'm on public transport
especially poles
>>75291702
also your allocations are easily resizable and can move around
there's no fragmentation at all
memory is still finite as you need the ingredients of dna to form a strand, but instead of having a heap data structure you have a biological soup
>>75291753
Me in the top left
Cool 32c rn since it's rainy
>2C
bit chilly
717
721
t. brainlets
>>75291753
>tfw aussie tier
haha us wacky brits always talking about the weather ;)
being honest
came back from my night out at like 7:30am
didnt like seeing life start without me
>>75291753
Nah mate Brits need moving down a notch with Canada's 30C as their 40C
how do you tell how long you've had a pass for again?
>>75291825
nice
>>75291836
why did you reset your ip just now?
>>75291840
don't reply to it
>>75291844
i didn't i renewed my pass though
willy
willies
>>75291753
Doesn't most of Canada have really hot summers it's just they're shorter?
a gay guy puked on a bunkbed above me in my hostel puked my clothes and bedding a few nights ago
>>75291896
you've got aids
>>75291900
ummm HIV doesnt survive outside the human body sweaty x
*kills two birds with one stone*
>>75291907
you would know
>>75291896
>living in a hostel
Dire
Should have learned a bit of the lingo and found a cheap place
>>75291907
most retarded post I've ever seen
*sucks two willies with one mouth*
*looks back in anger*
>>75291922
all smee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
>aussies unironically got cucked en mass by yanks
>they were so fuming that mass HEEMings took place
dont know which bit is funnier
Need someone to drink with me im bored as fuck
>>75291907
not true at all.
Brain is buzzing lads
>>75291896
woulda battered him if I were you
>>75291946
need a reviewgal gf
>>75291964
nonce
>>75291921
yeah but you make more western mates at hostels
>>75291896
what does him being gay have to do with anything?
>>75291946
That's that missing kid from the Manchester incident, isn't it?
*beats my chest*
>4 minutes just for the episode to actually begin
don't know how young me put up with this
>>75291970
sorry
>>75291948
no you wouldn't
need a nigger to shit on my chest
>>75291969
Yea usually weirdo backpackers
Just canvass the bars until you find one with lots of white people there
>babies with cancer
eh
just have a new one
boys I'm looking for a film that was creepy. it was an animation, had a man and a woman I think they were a couple. I think the man was blue.
It wasn't Coraline but was creepy like that.
when are we getting flying cars for fucks sake
back to the future said we'd have had them for at least 2 years by now
>>75291970
The rate of STDs and HIV is massively higher in the gay community. It's a reasonable worry.
t. gay fag
>>75291944
Come back in 8 hours
>>75291997
edgy
>>75292000
Corpse Bride
would brits consider this a long drive?
https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Glasgow,+United+Kingdom/Manchester,+United+Kingdom/@54.6441662,-5.4883135,7z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x488815562056ceeb:0x71e683b805ef511e!2m2!1d-4.251806!2d55.864237!1m5!1m1!1s0x487a4d4c5226f5db:0xd9be143804fe6baa!2m2!1d-2.2426305!2d53.4807593
>>75291997
>chemo on a baby
she is going to be braindead. I guess it is better than dead dead
>>75292015
Oh maybe that was what I was thinking of after all.
Are there any other creepy animated films like this?
*gets schwifty*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oxHIftZVfrQ
showed this to the gf
part of my strategy to slowly redpill her
>>75292017
yes
>>75292036
glad to see /brit/ likes rick and morty too
might go outside and lay on a sunbed and fall asleep
might burn
>>75292031
The Nightmare Before Christmas and James and the Giant Peach have the same style
>>75292017
When I was living in Wales my Grandparents rented out a house to this group of Asian guys. They once drove Flintshire - Edinburgh and back in one day. they were only there for lunch. Crazy little fellows.
>>75292043
why is her voice so deep
>>75292043
cannot stand this dull attention seeking cunt
at qut pub lads AMA
>>75291997
Babies with terminal disease is always too sad
Reckon it might be more of a mercy to put them to sleep, rather than subject them to all kinds of torment for their parents sake
>>75292077
>>75292074
not the messenger that matters here it's the message
>>75292092
can i come im bored
>>75292103
yee lad i'm the bender out on the back porch drinking on my own xo
>>75292092
why couldn't you get into uq
why does /brit/ attract so many lgbt people
depressed and lonely
in bed now
>>75292117
not asian enough lmao
Was thinking of getting Discord on my phone.
Any of you got it? Will I be able to talk into it as though I'm talking to a friend on the phone or something so people will think I'm cool?
>>75292144
> discord
alri bender
>spend 190k on student loans for a job that pays 25k a year
hmm yes very good
>>75292004
>t. gay fag
how can you actually want to put your penis in other men's bums? like i can understand being attracted to men, but wanting to bum them? that's disgusting
>>75292130
i guess because 4chan disproportionately attracts the mentally ill
>190k
i guess so if you're a (((yank)))
>>75292182
>like i can understand being attracted to men
bit gay
>have an iphone 6 with unlimited texting and calling
>no one to text or call besides my parents once a week
why do I do this
>Go to pharmacy here with no ID, no prescription, no anything but a bit of cash
>get a sack of pills
>go to the doctors back home and tell them I've been feeling really ill and can hardly move
>one perscription of "just B-ing urself" twice daily
>>75292053
>a single Australian
ah yes, he's definitely not taking the piss or anything
>>75292182
I'm a bottom
>>75292181
or actually try in high school and get scholarships so you can go to college for free
engaged defcon2
love pickle rick. hate pints
>>75292045
that's cute
>>75291427
I'm gay
will absolutely ravage the next runt I see virgin walking
>>75292184
>>75292144
Yeah sure. You can join our comfy Balt discord as well ^^
>>75292244
the fuck is virgin walking
>watch some porn
>start mirin the male actor rather than looking at the milf
>>75292233
who cares what chinks think
>the fuck is virgin walking
>>75292267
if you have to ask...
happy ramadan all!!
>A man punched a female jogger after she turned down his advances at a Nottingham green space.
guess what the man looked like
need to virgin walk out to my car and get my phone
>>75292318
niggy
>>75292315
>hair seems to overreact to the wind
always gets me. why is it so true?
not looking forward to a corbyn government
>>75292318
melanin enriched
*heems the runt virgin walking to his car*
>>75292344
my theory is that self-conscious people will notice the sensation more in themselves than they see the effect on other people
>>75292328
>>75292347
bigots but correct
>>75292318
gf got an interview to be a receptionist at the vet's
>>75292371
I hope someone brings in a dog that bites your willy off
Just had a wank, off to have a shower lads
>>75292182
i feel the same about putting penis in vagina desu
>>75292354
That implies you are overreacting to your hair blowing and not the hair itself overreacting
Methinks it's more to do with posture and a bad haircut
>>75292354
i think i see it in other losers too though
>>75292407
vaginas are specifically designed for benis
anuses are designed for pooing
Draw your own pepe
Did this on my phone here
did that australian everyone was making fun of get the receptionist job or not
>>75292430
still pretty disgusting though also mouths aren't designed for penis either
Hello?
Yes, I can hear you both, thanks
Can I please just confirm that I am indeed speaking to the heads of biology from Oxford and Cambridge universities?
Excellent, thank you
Now, gentlemen, here is that revolutionary thinker I was telling you about >>75292430
>>75292222
hows your poos
do old gay bottoms have issues
hmm if (((they))) don't see race then why do they care so much about diversity and white people hmm makes you think
>>75292446
oh hell fckin yeah
>>75292477
bet he farts like a foghorn
>>75292416
>laws of physiques
fallen in love with a lesbian again lads
>>75292470
Appeal to Authority: The Post
>>75292484
>race doesn't matter you fucking racists!
Post gyme bigmac knockoff
>>75292497
think the sound would actually be diminished if anything
we must decolonise our minds lads
the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended
we must demind our colons lads
>>75292521
Fuck up nonce
>>75292521
NAZI
*pepper sprays you*
just circumcised myself
>Finally friday I hope you guys have an amazing day enjoy this sunny wheather!
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL WEATHER, YOU DUMB BITCH
>>75291582
How is the journalism retarded? The professors at University of Manchester are literally working on independent robots that can create living tissue.
>>75292554
sthop making fhun of my spheech impedhiment
>>75292521
mass genocide isn't really an idea rorke
>>75292346
leave then, the state will seize your assets hopefully
>>75292521
rorke
>>75292595
Yes it is, it's just a bad idea.
>>75292506
love how paranoid rorkelets get over magazines
>>75292521
what if the ideas are deemed wrong and illicit?
>>75292446
He looks kinda sad but i actually think i did kinda okay for paint
>>75292521
just phoned the police your arse is grarse mate
wonder who the chief editor of time magazine is and if they're jewish
>>75292614
then you're a fascist
>>75292521
bit racist
nice head i think ill take it
>>75292521
you better not be crying about private companies banning racist speech
>>75292614
Then they'll succumb to adequate scrutiny
>>75292617
the time of day between late afternoon and evening is going to commence relatively quickly
>>75292617
the sun is going down, basically
>>75292617
enjoy your ban, retarded weeb
>>75292617
dusk is the hours before sunset
so it means that the hours before sunset will be here soon
Shall start recording my reading now
>>75292665
under 5 minutes if you can.
>>75292617
the sun is setting
>>75292617
stfu proxy cunt
>>75292521
depends whether your ideas are based on negating the existence of other people
>>75292613
>it's just a bit of propaganda haha what's the problem? stop being paranoid
>NO YOU MAY NOT PUBLISH YOUR EVIL POLITICAL OPINIONS OR GIVE A TALK ABOUT THEM AT A UNIVERSITY, NAZI! BIGOT!
I don't post outside of generals. Thoughts?
MC smally that's my name
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/terrorist-attack-muslims-mentally-ill-japan-france-germany-men-its-toxic-masculinity-a7158156.html
I know it's an opinion piece, but does the independent have no standards whatsoever?
>>75292629
its a woman thats all you need to know
>>75292315
post urs, lads
>>75292614
you're a literal fascist
>>75292684
>>NO YOU MAY NOT PUBLISH YOUR EVIL POLITICAL OPINIONS OR GIVE A TALK ABOUT THEM AT A UNIVERSITY, NAZI! BIGOT!
you can, just don't expect anyone to care
>>75292684
>>it's just a bit of propaganda haha what's the problem? stop being paranoid
>>75292696
yes
ask a lad with a 5 inch willy anything
>>75292617
vampires coming to get ya
>>75292710
No you actually can't in America
Thanks lads!
I love ya all!
>>75292696
Not anymore. Funny how they marketed as an independent change up of British broadsheets in the 80s and now they're a tabloid rag less independent than the BBC.
everone report the dumb weeb's proxy for being underage
must be stressful being a celebrity
you get caught saying "nigger" once and your life is over
>>75292722
I know it all already
why didn't britain just join forces with adi and rule the world together
>>75292695
is that a concatenation of MC Small Willy?
>>75292710
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/02/14/90-percent-universities-restricting-free-speech-study-finds/
>No-platforming, whereby student unions or universities formally ban an individual from speaking on campus, has become become increasingly commonplace - with the likes of Germaine Greer, Eric Pickles and several UKIP MEPs among those blacklisted.
>Elsewhere, more than twenty universities also banned the sale of one or more newspapers, with Leicester, Nottingham, Queen Mary and City University removing The Sun from shops located on student union premises.
>The University of Birmingham and East Anglia previously banned sombreros, on the grounds that they constituted "cultural appropriation".
Are universities really considered hyper-lefty in America? Like with loads of communists and that?
not fond of pints
big fan of wine
simple as
>>75292762
coz lidl's where it's at
wonder what ribena looks like now that he's transitioned
has he ever posted a vocaroo?
>>75291997
When your mate cancels but you're already on the train
>Corbyn links terror threat to wars abroad
does he think he's smart for mentioning this?
the left is going to think ' everyone already knows tat' and the right will only think 'you're still ignoring the impact of multiculturalism'
fucking mong
>>75292777
yes most are. guess what (((ethnicity))) runs most universities here
>>75292784
I also thought it said Aldi at first glance.
>>75292777
Depends
How could they all have the same color?
>>75292786
she said she'll post a new photo when her new glasses arrive soon
got a touch of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia lads
sir timothy byrne of high wycombe
>>75292736
not allowed to post here if you're under 18yo
>>75292801
actually people don't know that
you have to keep in mind that everyone's stupid
>>75292757
Love Mel Gibson, hate packs of niggers. Simple as
Fucking Jews
Pure, undiluted Machiavellian genius. True Ubermensch, ironically
ya'll got meth?
>>75292814
>she
>her
i believe the yanks call instances like this "drinking too much of the kool-aid"
>>75292030
it isn't at all though
>>75292822
I've got special permission!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Ha6XinFk
choon
>tfw smart but lazy
>>75292767
>>Elsewhere, more than twenty universities also banned the sale of one or more newspapers, with Leicester, Nottingham, Queen Mary and City University removing The Sun from shops located on student union premises.
good
>>75292814
>she
>>75292841
it is probably ok if you can still wank
>>75292847
your deductive reasoning means that you know it's all a waste of time
>>75292786
>has he ever posted a vocaroo?
he mumbles too much
>>75292847
>tfw measured 145IQ and studied at Oxford but lazy neet paying the bills with BTC since 2013
the only thing im motivated to do is drink
>>75292833
>undiluted
read that as unmutilated for a second haha
>>75292777
when i went to uni there was a communist group that used to yell at everyone in the middle of the campus about asylum being a human right
>>75292844
>>75292847
>everyone that reads this article will relate to it somehow
It's a good hook
>>75292847
iktf
>>75292673
5:39
Cannot believe anyone having the patience to listen to me for that long
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KzQx96m312
>>75292847
>tfw too smart to be productive
>>75292880
alright, listening.
>>75292845
this album cover looks like my closed-eye hallucinations when i'm stoned as fuck
"clinical" depression is a natural reaction to life
it should be more worrying if you don't have it
>>75292874
>brit posting american cartoon
What are you?
>>75292824
nah even the general public are aware by now that if you bomb someone they'll retaliate
weird how he wants to suggest that means we shouldn't do it
>lets not hit those nazi guys they'll only hit back
>>75292866
this but literally unironically
>>75292897
Got a bunch wrong x
If I shitpost in /brit/
Ain't nothin to it, gangsta rap made me do it
>>75292851
I hate The Sun as well, but I hate censorship more. That what makes me more tolerant, and therefore better, than you.
>>75292880
shan't
if you live a life of no achievement, how smart are you really
>>75292880
you sound cute
how the fuck do you get anything done with that constant buzzing and chriping
>>75292777
Well literal riots break out when someone from the right-wing is booked to speak for a couple hours
>I hate The Sun as well, but I hate censorship more. That what makes me more tolerant, and therefore better, than you.
Remember when ribena went to the Manchester meet up but no one turned up
>>75292880
whiney sound makes that hard to listen too
>>75292930
That's just my mic, must be some infetterance somewhere
>>75292929
Achievements are a meme, happiness is all that matters to the individual
>>75292929
Being smart doesn't have anything to do with achievements though
>>75292943
how did no one turn up if ribeba turned up?
>>75292943
quite frankly makes me nauseous to think of mancunians posting here
Jiggled my mic a bit and the whistling disappeared ahaha
Will do a speedrun
>>75292950
should have scanned it twice
>>75292934
Fuck that's funny
We had riots when the rozzers cancelled an under 500 dollar car race
>>75292943
yeah that was pretty funny
shame all those kids had to die though
*cries*
>>75292917
yeah, I'm a minute in couple of mistakes.
>yfw "terpsichore" is pronounced terp-sick-aa-ree.
You have to look at the previous rhyming word. Will listen on though mate, you've got a eloquent voice.
>>75292969
rude
Going to stop drinking
>>75292986
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHme_CcNpr4
>lichen
>"Like-en"
>>75292987
Prepare to migrate to the existing NEW
>>75291496
>>75291496
>>75291496
>>75291496
Prepare to migrate to the existing NEW
>>75291496
>>75291496
>>75291496
>>75291496
Prepare to migrate to the existing NEW
>>75293019
>thailad
>"thai-lad"
played footy and sprained my ankle blocking a shot
off work today lads
dsdsds