/vocaroo/ thread

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if you've got ADHD and just wanna read a short text, try this tongue twister:

"Betty had a bit of butter but the butter was too bitter, so Betty got a better bit of butter to make the bitter butter better."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pbjP94OUcx

>>75290675
Are you a mexican-american?

>>75291254
n-no

>>75291358
you sounds like Jose

back when i was employed i was having a really bad night and wrong a song the next day to describe my feelings. forgive my shitty talent, but r8 the content pls thx

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BshnKtdKVn

>>75293096
that's the big song

>>75293219
Mikhail, read this local places names pls:

Allegheny
Donegal
Conemaugh
Monongahela
Ohiopyle
Paint Creek
Punxutawney
Susquehanna
Youghiogheny
Windber

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>>75290599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gDGe4rl5Lx

>>75290675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19HSzKCHeel

>>75290599
I made a vocaroo thread yesterday and literally no one came in reeeeeeeeeee

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZXiHMdbCz

>>75290675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vy5xQdTK4W


Read this :
51, je t'aime
J'en boirais des tonneaux
A me rouler par terre
Dans tous les caniveaux !

Et si tu m'abandonnes
Alors je m'empoisonne
Avec une bonbonne
D'un Ricard bien jaune !

Sopa de macaco é uma delícia, me dá um pouco dessa sopa que eu quero experimentar.
*SLURRRRP*
Nossa! Que delícia! Tem mais? Adoraria uma segunda rodada. Sua sogra está de parabéns, cara!

Valeu, Bettynho!

>>75293765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04I15zhIfHO

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>>75293637
>>75293765
>those tongue twister vocs

>>75293906
Cockney version:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EIdYBS9xvO

>>75293455
cross-posting from /brit/ >>75293919
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QfjhLH1A4J

>>75293818
I don't know how to speak Portugese at all
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ylq7Fu64T

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>>75294050
7/10 pronunciation, 10/10 fun. Would invite over for some sopa.

>>75293455
>>75293980
my reading:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bO8yrIhbyG

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>>75293818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AITfYvEkVW

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>>75293894

>A partir de la fin del sègle XV (e tre lo sègle XIII dins lo Creissent), lo francés penetrèt en Occitània coma lenga del poder politic e del prestigi cultural al detriment de l'occitan. Ansin comencèt la diglossia o subordinacion lingüistica. Aquò s'accentuèt al sègle XVI amb l'imposicion del francés e de l'italian coma solas lengas oficialas dins los territòris occitans someses al reialme de França o al ducat italianizat de Savòia.

Some occitan for you guys. I don't know how to pronounce that but here's my try.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wLDOc1JieN
>>75294098
Thanks anon, people said I tend to sound like a bad Italian imitation when I read spanish/portuguese

>>75294359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0inUFI10wGe

>>75293765
>Read this :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FU2FyEJ4Dj

try some early 17th century English:

"Have you not reason then to bee ashamed, and to forbeare this filthie noveltie, so basely grounded, so foolishly received and so grossely mistaken in the right use thereof?

In your abuse thereof sinning against God, harming your selves both in persons and goods, and raking also thereby the markes and notes of vanitie upon you: by the custome thereof making your selves to be wondered at by all forraine civil Nations, and by all strangers that come among you, to be scorned and contemned.

A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse." — James the VI and I, King of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc., 1604

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mOMPsyIG5S

>>75297168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10TeMY4lC03

>>75298148
You sound West African.

>>75297168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WLJDSXc4yH

>>75298532
Thanks bruce

>>75296391
are you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc by chance?

>>75297168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MttuwiNX5k r8

>>75298446
Hey ano. 9/10. All I noticed was when you said "markes." In ye olde dayes they added an E to everything, but for the most part (at least in 2017) I'd still just read it like normal. Other than that pretty much flawles.

>>75298532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCFQNDgp5x

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>>75298834
nah that's someone else
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TWrAy5GFPC

>>75298286
Kek. I always wondered exactly which African accent I]m imitating.

Same thing but in my real voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rLP1LlYj3

>>75299091
9/10 pretty much flawless. plus you've got that based French accent that the *nglo dogs love so much.

>>75299337
>gif
what the fuck

>>75299419
Please help me improve my accent, it still sounds stupid, a bit too "outrageously french".
Is it the vowels?

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>>75299347
noice. a couple things i noticed was when you said resentful you use a soft S whereas it should be more like a hard Z, and when you said pit you used a long I whereas it should be like the I in... well, in.

Other than that that was really good. 9.224/10

>>75299430
u like it?? also made a croque monsieur. i'm trying to try my hand at french cuisine. r8

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>>75299489
no no no, don't change a thing. it's perfect.

but if you insist. it's not exactly the vowels, it's like the tone, pitch, and rhythm. sorry, i'm not very good at explaining it. there's this one french guy named Jérémie who has a perfect American accent (if that's what you're going for) and also is an English teacher. If he shows up you should ask him for some tips about what he did as a Frog to lose his accent.

He's also has a strong case of jungle fever, so I'll try to lure him with a Nubian goddess.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALgcokJx3l

>>75299737
Gimme some southern text to vocaroo

>>75293765
>Avec une bonbonne
>D'un Ricard bien jaune

Bonbonne et jaune sont censés rimer ? Sacrés sudistes.

>>75300131
>>75299815
forgot to add something:

Now you listen here, Pigrim. If you're lookin' for trouble I'll accommodate ya. You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made you Texas brushpopper. I'll have you spread-eagled over a wagon wheel.

>>75300154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03J7vVskDA6 trying to get some drawl in there, I'm assuming this a quote from Marion, I mean John Wayne

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZmlZvW8Iid

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>>75300475
kek'd @ brushpopper

r8 some finnish i did a while ago?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UmWjZ6kH0g

>>75300668
Harrastaako mummisi anaalia?

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>>75300692
Annatko poikapimppaa, vitun hurri?

>>75300668
Understandable, obviously the accent is not very finnish, but other than that there were only 2 or 3 words that were pronounced particularly badly

>>75300626
latina/10

>>75300816
>2 or 3 words that were pronounced particularly badly
which ones?

>>75300852
Not Latina but I'm a Spanish speaker

>>75300852
virheesi and the 1 or 2 words after it before saatana (I have no idea what you tried to say after virheesi)

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vU3v3FZ8Xj
>>75300626
latina
>>75300475
10/10

>>75300878
>Not Latina
>Spanish speaker

that's Latina

>>75300894
anna pillua

really appreciate the feedback. i'm always interested in improving my foreign shitpoting.

>>75300917
26C is comfy-tier, desu

>>75301056
No, I'm Spanish

>>75301113
same thing

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>>75301179
Expected that

>>75301206
Why is a spanish girl in sweden, posting on 4chan

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>>75301300
W-why not?
Post Finnish.

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>>75297168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NZA7WeaEW8

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>>75301088
t. african
>>75301113
t. latn American refugee

>>75301520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixap7ZlfQL

t. not him

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>>75301610
wew a new finn.

Nice to meet you, Pekka.

>>75301886
I meant Finnish text for us to read

>>75301956
Hello.

How did I do?

i read like an autist http://vocaroo.com/i/s19LcMHZBzOi

>>75301956
I think that's Ano?

>>75301969
Joka ilta, kun lamppu sammuu
ja saapuu oikea yö,
niin nukkumatti nousee
ja ovehen hiljaa lyö.

On sillä uniset tossut,
ja niillä se sipsuttaa
ja hiipii ovesta sisään
ja hyppää kaapin taa.

Ja sillä on uninen lakki
ja sininen uninen vyö
ja unista jäätelönpalaa
se pienillä hampailla syö.

Ja sillä on uninen auto.
Se hyrrää näin:
sur-rur, sur-rur, ja lähtee
unen sinistä maata päin.

Sen uninen sateenvarjo
on aivan kallellaan
ja sinistä Unien Kirjaa
se kantaa kainalossaan.

Ja Unen Sinimaahan
se lapset autolla vie.
Sur-rur, sur-rur, ja sinne
on sininen, uninen tie.

Ja siellä on kultainen metsä
ja metsässä kultainen puu,
ja puussa on sininen lintu
ja linnulla kultainen suu.

Se uninen, sininen lintu
lapsia tuudittaa.
Se laulaa kultaisen laulun:
La-la-lallal-lallal-laa.

>>75301988
pretty much flawless. the only thing i noticed is that when you said "Nations" you didn't quite have a Sh with it. other than that it was great. you don't really even have a strong accent either.

>>75302068
>yö

sexiest sound in the finnish language 2bh

>>75302046
american proxy/10

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>>75302111
Aight, cool.

>>75302057
no, that's not Ano. if you joined our Skype or wap ground then you'd become familiar with our voices.

>>75302201
>ground
group*

>>75302068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ytVyW81JZb

>>75302068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hB259zVcU1
Cba to read the whole thing

>>75302046
wait are you the Muslim Jordanian?

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>>75302392
>those rolled Rs

i think i just orgasmed

>>75302461
>implying the majority of jordan isn't muslim
???

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>>75302347
Great. You pronounced "lamppu" with two u's and "ovehen" sounden a bit off but otherwise native/10.

>>75302392
Sure you haven't studied Finnish or something?

>>75302046
Can you read something in arabic please?
Howd you get that accent?

>>75302466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WB9D5WI1GD

>>75302562
Pretty sure I have.

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>>75302392
read this pls:

Tehään niin et eka spottaan kuin hyvin kyykkäät
sit tuut meille mun vatsoille pyykit pyykkää.
Ja kun mennään lakanoitten väliin,
niin tissitkin on jees mut mä tuun pakaroitten väliin

>>75302511
the one that constantly deffends/ corrects misconceptions about Islam then

>>75302593
Give me something to read in Arabic
I've talked like this since I started speaking English fluently I was around 10 years old. My parents taught me English at 3 or 4 years old so I think that helped

>>75302667
sing the isis theme song

>>75302666
Nope

>>75302696
do you wear a hijab?
Do you know mona?
>>75293765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10zdfjhAGwD

>>75302068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06f6YqXftbo

Now I tried me best.

>>75302562
I took Finnish lessons for a short period of time, so I only learn how to read more or less, and introduce myself and things like that. And I've forgotten half of that, kek.

>>75302819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tCPhqMl4rT

>>75302624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RQMwoOHrxk

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>>75302667
Read this

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>>75302920
Sing this

Det e svart november. Havet knuse mot strand
ein forliste drom fra et sommargront land.
Men eg huske endå vakre Mary mcKear
longt vest i Tir n’a Noir

Va du drom? Va du te? Va du hud? Va du blo?
Eg kan horra deg le. Eg kan huska eg lo.

>>75302920
:) i know three of those words.

>>75302819
Ah ok.

What happened to Nigel Abode ?

>>75303084
sad story. he passed away two months ago. poor guy literally choked to death on his girlfriend's cock.

Manifestantes se reuniram em frente ao Palácio do Planalto, em Brasília, na noite desta quarta-feira (17), para protestar contra o presidente Michel Temer. O ato fazia referência às denúncias, reveladas pelo jornal "O Globo" no fim da tarde, de que Temer foi gravado dando aval para comprar o silêncio do deputado cassado e ex-presidente da Câmara dos Deputados Eduardo Cunha (PMDB-RJ).
Por volta das 22h20, a Polícia Militar contabilizava mais de cem manifestantes no local. Naquele momento, uma pessoa já tinha sido detida por tentar invadir a área privativa do Palácio do Planalto, de acordo com a PM. O ato foi encerrado por volta da 1h30, sem novas ocorrências.

gib something to read

>>75302997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TQBR2awSX7

>>75303139
not surprising at all, i called him out once for being a huge cockwhore and he denied it, anyways RIP mr abode we will miss you!

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>>75303139

>>75302996
Can you choose something else? This is pretty lewd desu. I hate Arab lewdity

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>>75303229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rNoDxZAiIb

>>75302997

Give as hot at this in swedish pls.


Det va ein ganske vanlig mainn,
som også gjekk me hoinn i bainn,
men hainn va huhoinn hainn, langtifrå no'n hainnhoinn
Og så sei den forste mainn,
da'n forst ha flira litte grainn:
"Sei mæ - e det hainnhoinn hoinn du hi som bainnhoinn?"

"Nei, henn hoinn e huhoinn hainn
men æ går og heill'n i bainn
så der ferbainna hainnhoinnan kainn hoill
sæ oinna
Men æ kainn trost dæ lite grainn
med at far hainns, hainn va hainn,
og hainn va far te over hoinner ainna hoinna"

OKI=!=!=!=!=!=

Anyone in any language please try this:


Nei, her hund er hunnhund han,
men jeg går og heller i bånd
så der forbundet hannhund kan holde

>>75303328
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rNoDxZAiIb
Rofl, where the fuck did you find that, shit was a year ago, i wonder where that little teaslurping cockmuncher is doing now

>>75303369

I meant like please give a shot of atleast of a piece of this. ok.

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>>75303375
>Rofl, where the fuck did you find that
pic related
>shit was a year ago
May 7th to be precise.

>>75303506
>75303506
what the fuck, are you a fed or something why are you saving all those

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>>75303261
:(
Alright

>>75303537
why? isn't that self-evident? my dick isn't going to arouse itself.

>>75303369


PLS READ THIS IN ANY LANGUAGE or dialect.

Post your vocaroo.

>>75303632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qm1qkhNDyh
I had some mistakes because there's not enough حركات

>>75303666
>>75303666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mYcQSY9hYv

Please read this one:

you have a nice voice:

>>75303369
>>75303369
>>75303369

>>75302201
And yet every single one of you keeps mistaking me for Ano, even after over a year of posting on /voc/

>>75304170
kek not gonna fall for that one again, Ano.

>>75304253
Like I said...

>>75294359
>Occitan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VRfOLfvHs

>>75303153
>Brazilian portuguese
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iM1mFmZshr

>>75290599
>American
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WijLBur4Nw

>>75293765
>La chanson du pastis
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCEf7v38dB

>>75304436
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WijLBur4Nw
i love your accent, but for some constructive feedback i'll mention that "mangy" is pronounced with a soft G

>>75302997
>Sweden
>Yes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6CpQDlwVC

>>75304508
Alright thanks, did not know that.

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https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/48860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GqwGyWrNxy
The Raven

Pay no attention to
>here I opened wide the door
didn't mean to say it like that

also r8

t. >>75301610

>>75304436
>>Brazilian portuguese
'nh' in Portuguese should be read like the one in occitan, or italian/french 'gn', you also read deputados as desputados. Otherwise nice, you have a weird accent desu, sounds a bit like spanish

>>75304767
listened for a solid two minutes.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s138l4q9S06e

>>75304806
Thanks, I tried to correct it and read a little slower.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NNdUxy9dc4

>>75304767
>https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/48860

Hey cool, the raven !
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096074M9ZDs

I like your pronunciation, but the mike induces some stuttering and microglitches in the recording.

>>75305117
It's understandable lad. Stress is wrong in some words, but that's understandable considering how arbitrary our rules are. It's fine overall

>>75305363
>but the mike induces some stuttering and microglitches in the recording.
Yeah I know, I listened to it before posting. It's a wireless gayming headset and I have accidentally hit the mic to doors a few times, that probably explains the stuttering and glitches.

I have a seperate microphone in the closet but cba to redo it now.

>>75290675
took me longer to get right than i would have liked but here it goes anyway:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GQZeUg553z

>>75305531

Too bad the mike is too low. Please rise your mike's gain.
I guess myself I'm too close to the mike.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17TiSikBANd

>>75305705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1doi5pqEtvJ

>>75305901
Thanks, that was much butter ! erm... bitter!

>>75306301
want anything else vocaroo'd? i am kinda bored, pick me one, it will be probably shit tho

Hardmode : occitan (provençal)

De vèspre, quand en plen la luno dono
Dins la palun e si canèu,
Quand li sause fielon de nèu
Sus la tèsto di courbadono,,
De-que barjas, granouio, au mes d'abriéu
Lou pitre au fres sus lis erbo dóu riéu ?

My version (your mileage may vary :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03NSnm7928T
https://www.e-fabre.com/e-texts/poesie/granouio.htm

keep the thread alive, I'll be back later when I'm drunk

>>75306986
Go recruit in the generals then. I went there half an hour ago but got ignored :(

>>75305531
>took me longer to get right than i would have liked
kek iktf. it' a tough one even more me.
>>75305705
what sounds do you have the most trouble with? i know a lot of frenchies struggle with H and Th.

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>>75306986
>not already drunk
hmmmm

>>75308640
No particular difficulties speaking.
Being a southerner we are used to diphtongues or triphtongues other french people often miss, and "th" wasn't realyl a problem.

What I get wrong is trying to understand Americans when all we were taught is british english.

>>75308998
>What I get wrong is trying to understand Americans when all we were taught is british english.
kek

>>75299637
delet

>>75299737
>no no no, don't change a thing. it's perfect.
it sound fucking ugly to me though

>there's this one french guy named Jérémie
funny because I'm also named Jeremy

>>75300045
Non c'est le "ne" qui rime. Bienveuhnue en Provenceuh

>>75309460
En fait c'est tout le son "one" qui rime.
Dans "jaune" et "bonbonne" il est prononcé pareil.

>>75306675

I am a Catalan (doing it before listening to your version. This might sound weird. And it look like it is in Mistralian norm, which makes it harder for me (it is supposed to simplified it for francophones, not occitan natives, i think...)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1br2g0utnls

>>75303369

doing the last thing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JXbydfmvfq

>>75293818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l9bk9G8ahS

>>75294359

I read it almost like if it was Catalan. http://vocaroo.com/i/s19FGIq9PYz8

>>75302667
>>75302694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MlCUoYYCro

>>75311616
Diphtongues were spot on, I can easily understand the mistralian graphy may be misleading.
Not bad, would understand.

>>75312018
Your reading was more easily understandable than with mistralian graphy. My reading was there btw :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VRfOLfvHs

Can you still understand anything of my reading ?

>>75312394
do you speak provençal by any chance? Do you live in Provence?

>>75312394

I understand both written forms (although the classical norm feels much easier)

I perfectly understand your reading. I think I could follow a conversation. It's kind of like... hearing a new accent.

>>75306675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NlLCCncU5l

>>75294159
10/10

>>75312543
Yup, Avignon but not living there anymore.

>>75313172
Where did you learn provençal? was it classical or mistralian norm?

>>75310140
>Dans "jaune" et "bonbonne" il est prononcé pareil.
Ah d'accord.
Donc je disais "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

>>75294159

kek

>>75313292
My grandparents spoke it (their parents did not speak french at home) and spoke it a little to me.
It's not a language I would consider myself fluent in, alas. Never taken the time to learn proper grammar and good vocabulary.

>>75312549
In fact there are several variants even within the southeastern France :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEJKG3zgW8M

My particular variant (provençal rhodanien) is properly spoken at 2:47.

>>75313768
>Never taken the time to learn proper grammar and good vocabulary.
please keep it alive

>>75313868
So much to do in a liftetime, and every breath takes me one less to my last.

>>75313768
>their parents did not speak french at home

Holy fuck I hate language colonists. Fucking Parisins de merda, caps de cony...

This is happening in Catalonia too, with all the immigration we've had, both from the rest of Spain and foreign countries, the Castillianists finally got what they wanted, and they had to do nothing for it.

Every day, native Catalan families become more of a minority. The government has tried to integrate all of those New """Catalans""". But you can't simply impose a language like that, when the families of these foreign children speak Spanish or some dialect of Shitholese to them.

And I better stop my rant here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BdOvahelhT

>>75314339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KluAb8qa7Z

>>75314288
Well in France occitan was still a thing at the beginning of the 20th century.
What was the last nail in the coffin was the mandatory school in french following the laws of Jules Ferry removing the education from the hands of the clergy.

After the defeat of 1870, the state felt like a new war was on its way and wanted to unify the french under the same language. And indeed it was : in 1914, everyone could be given enough french to charge in the slaughterhouse as an obedient french speaking body.

My grandmother (born in 1918) told me there was a coin which was given at the beginning of the day to a random schoolchild, who had to give it to whoever was heard speaking occitan. At the end of the day, the child with the coin was punished.

Det her heindt omtrent på den tia da han Krestian va engasjert av Kulturlandskap Nordland forr å slæng kjoleskap i fjærsteinan på Rognan. Cubakrisen va på det heitaste, så kommunistan satt i kaffeterian og skrapa kamferdrops. Det vart snakka om vær og vind, og skråtobakk vart spotta væggimellom.

Plutselig va det nån som kauka hogt, og ei oppstasa byfroken kom sprenganes forrskræmt langs veien.. 'Ka farsken.. æ har no mi tru!' utbraut han Lothar og spotta skråtobakk i feskkassen.

Det vart stilt i forrsamlinga.

Da kom det sælvfolgelig fra han Georg, som lætt vart mainnbisk; '- ja, no ska dokk sjå at disponænten på fileen kainn stro grovsalt på færgeleie!'

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>>75314662

These stories are horrible. All of this makes me sad. Really...

Just look at that arsehole's face. He looks like one of those paedophiles that run an orphanage.

>>75314672

I took the time. Now laugh at me, at least.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jRm4OrYObK

>>75314672
No idea
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDIZiipHCg

>>75314893
Nowadays there is movement to teach again to children, but since it is not taught at home and not spoken outside of the occitan courses, I guess the language will stay an historical and cultural thing.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MiDRQAGjOM

Singing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o52L68MnHP

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>>75315980
beautiful

>>75315980

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRoWE6NWu2

roast me, or something.

>>75315822
it's way too quiet though :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RnRapy9MTg

>>75316591
>tfw anglo-celtic

>>75316638
Good post

>>75317102

What is this? You won't call me a dago for raping your language?

Drowning in the last hours of the day, are we..?

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>>75316711
Nice! Just practice your VxB distinction.

I don't know many Spanish songs, so have some Cuban stuff:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JzKzmGEfN4

>>75317237
Fine have it your way
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vivXRrb4E7

>>75317434

Thank you, m8. Now, I feel better.
All fecund in its cockiness...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmvPjUcRBg drunk and reporting in

>>75290675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IeNvnPnoMT
>>75293455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JVFv3hSN2c

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Af7TDnB46e

Tell me something to say on vocaroo

>>75315201
>>75315218


I laughed

bomp

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>>75319773
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IeNvnPnoMT

wew, that's even faster than I can do it! 10/10

>Youghiogheny

tip top kek

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>>75293963
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>75303369
i did the last part
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wkDWRNRPkO

>>75290675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EvW2vvBRdY

someone do this:

"Nećemo dopustiti onim koji se povezuju sa svima protivnicima hrvatske samostalnosti, ne samo povezuju nego im se nude, ne samo da im se nude nego im se prodaju za Judine škude, kao što se i sami hvale da dobivaju dotacije iz svih centara svijeta, a povezuju se od fundamentalističkih ekstremista, do kojekakvih lažnih propovjednika, pseudodemokratskih obmanjivača koji nam danas propovijedaju velike ideje o ljudskim pravima i slobodama medija."

Someone want to rate my Spanish in this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OOG90ccrgh
It's probably crap but hey

>>75297168
Rate m8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzhXyItxwf
>>75290675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xJ9QuJELWs
Fucking hell that took a few tries
>>75290599
Various shitey accents throughout
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10xoyRSOeoz

>>75330927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f1A8roLkf4

>>75331303
that was pretty good, apart from accents

>>75290599

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B1hhARQiYN

Unrelated but does anyone have a link to a cracked pro version of the Elsa speak app apk?