Greatest allies edition
bebbi
going to bed lads
tfw no gf
FUCK NEW ZEALAND
Is /cum/ fasting for Ramadan?
>>75290518
excuse me?! you're my ally, bitchboy! now suck my dick or else you get raped dry, NZcuck
>>75290564
enshallah
gonna buy myself a nice mug off amazon
>>75290563
This desu
Is anyone here from New Mexico? What is like living in a state where Hispanics are almost the majority?
gotta do a pee lads
what do i do
i go rub one out and the general is dead
im the soul of this place
>>75290563
>>75290571
>>75290586
>implying you lads could even find it on a map
Never thought anyone would get jealous of Canada here
>muh disrespect for America
th for the PENS
>>75290640
hold it in
women are fascinated by men with full bladders
>>75290641
>soul of the place
>admits it's still shit when he's here
Makes you think
Is that Straya on the right? The map seems to be missing a few stars.
FOB
>>75290683
i reckon the same 674bhwyfamaljefaxbf
>>75290631
>almost
Anyway good night /cum/ gonna go on my trip tomorrow.
guess ill be back on monday
>>75290683
>map
The state rasheed education
>>75290671
prepare to be swept
>>75290645
i'll have you know that i know each country on the world and its capital
>>75290711
night night bud
hope you have fun
>>75290673
woops too late xox
>>75290743
Capital of Mount Athos?
>>75290711
>>75290749
WAIT WHERE IS HIS TRIP THIS IS IMPORTANT
if you had to have children, what gender would you prefer?
i would want girls desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexican_Spanish
disgusting
>>75290767
mount athos is not a country, just a special area in greece and anyway i think it starts with p?
>>75290772
1 boy to become a baseball star, and a daughter to become a chemist/doctor
>>75290774
>New Mexico law grants Spanish a special status. For instance, constitutional amendments must be approved by referendum and must be printed on the ballot in both English and Spanish. Certain legal notices must be published in English and Spanish, and the state maintains a list of newspapers for Spanish publication.
Gross
>>75290728
We'll see.
>>75290772
daughters but at least one son
>>75290771
idk, but i hope he has fun on it
>>75290794
>t. just googled it
It's Karyes, Mount Athos is a proper countrylet
>>75290772
i have a daughter, i want a son
but my gf wants a gay son, fucking hate life
>>75290901
how old are you? why does she want a gay son?
>>75290901
>my gf wants a gay son
Amazing how faggotry went from disgusting mental disorder to something trendy in 1-2 generations.
Daaaaaaaamn Emilia clark looks like THAT?
>>75290925
25
shes one of those millennial women, so i guess it's understandable
but i'm not gonna let that happen
>>75290966
wtf, how old is she that she already wants a son
>>75290943
Those pants are struggling
>>75290984
17
don't judge me
>>75291005
wait....but if you're 25...
>>75290901
>but my gf wants a gay son
Why haven't you pulled the the ejection switch yet?
>>75291005
>17
>>75291005
17 is gen z
>>75291022
legal in my state bud
>>75291052
Pedophilia is the hot new thing for SJW's to shill for though
>>75291005
>>75290966
Cya loser :)
>17
>pedophilia
17 is pedophilia
>tfw I got a homosexual animefag ERP poster b&
You guys can thank me later.
>17 is pedophilia
>>75291101
Good lad
>>75291101
who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xbig-xfCIQ
>>75291137
trash
>>75291121
>>75287614
That /cum/ is well below bump limit, leaf may be telling the truth
>>75291137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrkrOHn46qk
>>75290727
Show me on the map where the bad man touched you.
>>75291137
>>75291163
I thought the beatles were purged from youtube?
>>75291167
>he thinks fuck off were full is good
>meanwhile we aren't even displayed on maps
Heh, nuthin personnel kid
how do you know if you have fallen asleep until you wake up
>>75290966
how can you and your girlfriend be 25 and 17 and already have a child?
also if she wants to be progressive she should want an hsts son
>>75291198
yah but [USER WAS DMCA'd FOR THIS POST]
>>75291198
except the official channel
this video makes me sad because it's not even half the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQK-UcRezE
I haven't heard the beatles since they remastered everything and everyone licensed it on every single platform
rate my name /cum/:
>luis enrique
>>75290795
is this a joke
>>75291198
depends on the album or the song the older ones tend to get away with it more. Some are also just versions that never made the final cut
>>75291237
>Louis Henry
Just so-so
>>75291243
no?
>>75291210
oh i should've clarified. she is not the mother of my daughter
>>75291249
>louis
>not lewis
??
>just so-so
:c
>no?
>>75291272
oh okay, still tho, why do you have a child at 25? and why are you dating a 17 yo?
>>75290631
New Mexico same as the old Mexico.
>>75290631
you could ask many other states that too
>>75291274
Now if it was Diego Matamoros... That's a proper spic name.
got a cramp in my side
am I dying?
>>75291235
I hate miley cyprus
>>75291332
yes, call your parents and tell them you love them
>>75291288
i really don't want to talk about it
but, i met a girl in college, i was 20 she was 19.
we had a kid, shit goes bad, she left with the kid.
now i have my current gf that wants a faggot for a son
>>75291343
but its 1/2 past midnight
>>75291334
miley was /mygirl/ until she dropped all her crazyness now she's just there
How many of u actually voted for Trump?
>>75291373
I don't vote lmao, neither does over half the country
>>75291391
underage
>>75291373
i did :^)
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2017/05/white-genocide-simulator-far-cry-5-causes-controversy.html
So the next Far Cry is killing alt-right supporters in Montana. How does /cum/ feel about this? Seems like a shit gimmick for a tired franchise to get a lot of publicity to me desu
>>75291431
never played any far cry
>>75291431
you literally just sit there for 15 minutes and you beat the game
>>75291408
No. I'm not gonna take time out of my work day to go do something that has little to no effect on my personal life. NOTHING in my life has changed from last year to this year despite a party change, and it will always be like this. Unless this country ends up under a literal dictatorship restricting personal rights and enforcing stupid shit, I will never vote.
>>75291431
i don't owna vidya game console so i could care less
So how many of you voted for Hillary?
>No. I'm not gonna take time out of my work day to go do something that has little to no effect on my personal life. NOTHING in my life has changed from last year to this year despite a party change, and it will always be like this. Unless this country ends up under a literal dictatorship restricting personal rights and enforcing stupid shit, I will never vote.
>>75289755
do people actually know what their state flag looks like?
california doesn't count because of Fallout
>>75291485
>>75291517
of course they, do state flags are a blue field with a yellow stamp
>>75291497
You couldn't pay me to care about politics. And I'm in the majority, usually some 40% of voting eligible Americans vote. It's a real shame the media is fucking obsessed with politics because they don't actually report news anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC8yl41v168
>>75291517
>>75291589
dat dank bud amirite brugh
>>75291566
You forgot Kentucky
>You couldn't pay me to care about politics. And I'm in the majority, usually some 40% of voting eligible Americans vote. It's a real shame the media is fucking obsessed with politics because they don't actually report news anymore.
if a see a nipple i report
>>75291578
But don't you CARE that Melania Trump didn't want to hold Trump's hand during their visit to the Vatican?
still recovering from an obscene fit of laughter i had yesterday
>>75291438
>>75291416
>>75291379
>Implying ur not lying
Are you actually happy with what Trump has been doing this far?
>invent lever action rifle
>use muskets instead
are americans autistic?
>>75291616
The heart of Genghis beats in this noble Fingol warrior
>>75291647
A TRUE ALPHA AHAHAH BETA KEKS CAN'T TAKE THE HANDSHAKE
>>75291647
i dont pay attention to anything is done i just like to call him a retarded kike
FOB
>>75291650
what
i hope you guys didnt give the gookmoot money
>>75291647
And what has he been doing so far?
>>75291650
they were too expensive to be widespread at the time they were invented
wait
testing...
cuck
cucks
>>75291647
Trying to do, yes. Not happy that the courts keep stopping him.
>>75291723
can't believe old Freud got me with the kek >>75291673
>>75291713
they had 100,000 in the civil war, but they told them to wait between each shot because "it would use too much ammo"
im a fan of brits and i will take them over anime posters and avatarfags any time
i want to go to new zealand so i can see the kiwis
https://my.mixtape.moe/gkfhfl.mp3
do you guys like the finnish national anthem?
im tired1
>im a fan of brits and i will take them over anime posters and avatarfags any time
>>75291760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmi3EifYzR0
They are quite deadly, Australians have been known to faint at the sight of them.
anyone here like doctor who and fish and chips on brighton beach : - )
>>im a fan of brits and i will take them over anime posters and avatarfags any time
I do actually like Dr who, but only up until the first season of 12
>>75291807
sea food is disgusting
>>75291823
gay
The civil war was unnecessary
There were 3M people involved and like 1.5M who died even though the blockade had them basically set already
haha lads remember when i never called that job back
what a riot
killme
>>75291823
gay
>sea food is disgusting
>>75291849
will there ever be a new civil war?
if you dont like sushi you're human trash
>>75291731
>>75291710
>>75291676
>Trump killed ACA, meaning literally hundreds of thousands if not millions of Americans will lose health insurance and many might even die because they can't afford health care.
>Trump is constantly leaking security information to Russia
>Trump bombed the Syrian airfield further screwing up the clusterfuck
>Trump admitted that Americans will actually pay for the wall
>Trump fucked up some pretty good trade deals
>Trump has not made America great, he has made it a laughing stock
Retards like u are the reason why America is such a failed state. U vote out of emotion not out of intellect.
>>75291864
never
they could ban guns and gay marriage in the same day and we would just scream for a but
>>75291864
The way shit in the US is going is quite worrying sometimes, media was really hyping the blacks the last couple summers with that police shooting shit.
>be dixie
>northerners want to send blacks back to africa
>inbred southerners chimp out and wage a war over >muh cotton
>try to play the blame game years later for cuckoldry and chimpouts despite breedings bulls
>>75291864
better not
i just wanna play and mod bannerlord
>>75291884
alright
it's raining
>>75291884
>Trump killed ACA, meaning literally hundreds of thousands if not millions of Americans will lose health insurance
It's supposedly going to be 23 million Americans.
>tfw peoplpe are trying to attack you
is this normal
why yes it is
>>75291373
>>75291647
So was all that just a setup for >>75291884 "imma lecture you about yo country on an anonymous Mongolian buckwheat futures exchange?"
>>75291864
i saw the american media once make a city of blacks riot because a police officer shot someone who was attacking him, i can't wait to see what will happen if the food and water run out for a week
>>75291925
no, it's not
>>75292005
an unforeseeable event
whait people
>>75292032
they need to kill them self asap
>>75291977
I really wanted to see the mindset of a person who voted for Trump. The replies confirmed my agenda, yes.
>>75291931
>Almost 1/10th more of Americans not able to afford health care bc Trump
Hmmm
>>75291884
>Trump killed ACA, meaning literally hundreds of thousands if not millions of Americans will lose health insurance and many might even die because they can't afford health care.
If you're a leech who can't pay for his health care - you deserve to day. Tax payers aren't obligated to pay for the health care of some immigrants.
>Trump is constantly leaking security information to Russia
Proofs?
>Trump bombed the Syrian airfield further screwing up the clusterfuck
Who cares about Isis losts?
>Trump admitted that Americans will actually pay for the wall
Kek, did you expect Mexicans unironically pay for their condemned wall?
>Trump fucked up some pretty good trade deals
Like what?
>Trump has not made America great, he has made it a laughing stock
Got this out of your ass
Americans deserve white president who at least pretends to be right wing conservative after big brown Obama's mess.
>3 litre soda bottles exist
Trump isn't turning out that well but still don't regret voting for him over Hillary
tfw turning 26 this year
not gonna have no health insurance no mo
>>75291899
>northerners want to send blacks back to africa
meme
>>75292072
>instagram meme
>downloaded from tumblr
>posted on 4chan
>people pay 33k a year to study a shitty public liberal arts school in a hick state of 4M
ayyo scoo ducks taylors
>>75292134
the internet is a big place
>>75292140
wat is liberal art
is that like left leaning art?
>>75292124
>he gets to live free, make a man of himself
I bet it's a good feel
>>75292127
historical fact
>>75292161
probably gonna die to untreated fat butt disease in two years
>>75292156
states usually have a school the focuses on engineering and another on liberal arts
Classically it's math and philosophy as compared to physical sciences, but liberal arts schools have business and dumb things like that
>>75292187
Then just keep yourself in shape
My metabolism is off the charts. How do I stop myself from dying at 40 (15 years away)?
shoudl probalbye go t sleep
gnight cum
My tuition before scholarships for four years was less than 12k
>>75292251
So you were the kid shaving daily in high school and balding by your early 20's?
>>75292101
Ignorance: the post
Do you really think paying 30k for such a basic thing as giving birth or getting a bone fixed is fair? ACA wasn't about taxing people, if was about reforming the fucked up health care system with insane prices
There just was a big scandal about him leaking security information. If u seriously live under a rock and never heard of it, I'm not gonna google it for you.
>Who cares about ISIS
He bombed an air field where Russian fighter jets were stationed
>America deserves a white leader
Trump isn't white. He is an insecure orange old man
>>75292276
no and no
afaik most boys shave daily or at least every other day in high school
>Can allow people to opt out of insurance
>Force companies to accept the old and sick
Fucking retarded system there
>>75292313
socialism will never work until we restrict interstate travel
>estonia
>>75292313
And then you get people complaining
>Why are insurancies companies discriminating against the weak and sick? That's disgusting!
That's how insurance works.
>>75292332
socialism will never work until america is a homogenous white society again
>>75292332
I always thought the counties in the UK should be able to restrict travel, and maybe even put taxes on goods going to other counties.
>>75292313
shit was supposed to be given a chance to evolve into something decent
don't just flip on the universal healthcare switch in a country like this
>>75292293
Then it seems like you've got plenty of time with your metabolism.
>>75292334
Dude, I love SS as much as any other fascist but I do not agree that Trump is a good fürher
>>75292350
>again
it never was
>take a shower
>hair sprouts up like a weed
>go two days without shaving
>look like a miskempt bum
>>75292362
trump is the best we could get
he might not be perfect but way better than Hillary
>>75292282
You're dumb with your conspiracy theories over leaking info. If trump was rusoboo he'd remove sanctions. And if medicine in America is so good that they have to pay 30k to born a child - let it be. Or either let them go to Mexico for this
>>75292384
how so?
>he might not be perfect
>>75292411
he's unironically a master persuader
>>75292411
why do you think otherwise? the only reason people voted for hillary because she had a vagina
>>75292350
It wouldn't work either way without restricting travel, not with a population of 310M
>>75292432
He's persuaded at least 60% of Americans to hate his guts.
>>75292397
Literally none of your retarded mumbling made any sense
my tummy hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iimj0j4NYME
Trump looks like such an idiot.
>>75292422
Fuck niggers
>>75292466
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/160699204216/a-quick-look-at-president-trump-and-the-big
*reallocates more authority towards the federal government*
hmm yes
>>75292644
>Trump got two scoops of ice cream when others got one.
*threatens to withhold state funds if my agenda isn't implemented*
oh ho ho
>>75292693
Literally nothing wrong with this.
>>75292708
glad you agree
that's why you're seeing lots of low income housing and population resettlement
>>75292644
Why did you post this? Scott Adams is a joke. If you hit Molymeme in the head with a hammer, you would get Scott Adams.
>>75292751
Won't matter when they all go back.
>>75291748
>oi guv, how do we cross no-man's land
>ey bruv just get a bunch of the lads together and walk towards the huns, it'll be fine :^)
>>75292775
Absurd absolute tell for cognitive dissonance.
>he thinks they're going back
>>75292804
Didn't take long for us to get the knack of advancing at preset times under creeping artillery barrage.
wish I could go to be
too bad my asshole roommates are blasting music
blasting music
>>75292817
tell them to be quiet :)
>>75292911
meant for >>75292861
always grumpy at night
>>75292983
Sure.
What's up, USA. How do you like our intelligence on Russia?
>>75290645
>Never thought anyone would get jealous of Canada here
Canada is like that girl who's okay looking and definitely into you, and you think she's cute and all but you're chasing some other skirt you're way more into so you act kind of cold and indifferent but then the instant Canada starts looking like she's moving on and other guys are showing interest you get hit by insane waves of jealousy out of nowhere and they piss you the fuck off
>>75293095
You just described every relationship with a girl that liked me.
>>75293081
Intelligent.
Lmao figuring out that I'm brilliant in physics and man but I want to hang myself
>>75293561
>>75293584
What is your name brother?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc
>friend has a master's in physics
>lives in an unoccupied lot his parents own
>>75293627
sounds like a cool guy
>>75293620
thats a secret
>>75293620
Ullilillilillilia.
NEED mcdonald's RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO STOP EATING BURGERS BUT I CAN'T
FUCKING HELP ME
HAVE TO WAIT FOUR FUCKING HOURS FOR MCDONALD'S TO START SERVING LUNCH
I NEED IT RIGHT NOW
>>>/bant/736164
well?
no bully zone
>>75297284
no, beautiful people are beautiful.
hmmmmm maybe drinking was a mistake
the only help i can think of is to drink more
grocery store opens in an hour, liquor store in 3
god help us all
>>75299544
get yourself a nice cuppa joe and consider checking into rehab
gave my ol room mate some rum
guess i was right to buy some!
Morning buds
Had a dream last night where a girl touched my willy
>>75300679
wasnt a dream and wasn't a girl xoxo
>>75300706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0
>>75300089
>>75300758
This nigga has one of the most valuable citizenships in the world but still chooses to post in this shithole
Why?
im back from work you guys
what's happening forum
>>75301878
should quit your job tbqh
>>75302184
I work in anime
>>75302185
m'jew
>>75302232
should never come back from work then
>>75302184
I work in manga
>>75302343
don't get too cocky
>>75302343
yep
going to the skateboard today boys
>>75302426
break a leg
>>75302091
holy shit
i watched that faggots vids almost 10 years ago
@75302462
Verpiss dich Mehmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Pp5vlL0sk
wtf i love trump now
>>75302426
Morning lads
how's everybody doing on this fine day?
liquor store opens in 45 mins lads
grim
sausage on toast with butter is the best quickie breakfast
>>75303707
SAQ is open from 9:30AM onwards, dog bless
>>75303917
not here till 10am, probalby will wait a bit though tbqh
>>75303944
i dont like drinking if i end up sober before im sleeping so i start late
What's your favourite beer for the drive to work? I prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon 5.9%
you wake up in amerrica
>>75304014
i've seen this posted in like 3 threads in the past couple of minutes
>>75304006
one of those mixed drinks in a can, specifically the iced tea one
>>75304111
>>75304006
hope you subhumans dont make it past 30
>be me
>walk into a black neighborhood
>"AYO WHITE BOI WATCHU DOIN"
>"Actually, you see friend I am not white I am a Chicano and therefore not white according to my favorite 4chan general on /int/, /cum"
>>75303985
been drinking a bit with the ol roommates about a roomate so idk, would like to be coherent tomorrow about this time tho
https://youtu.be/7QQwMQs6a2Y
thread theme
>>75304265
t. tyrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE
real thread theme
>>75304400
no ur wrong its this
https://youtu.be/GncHZYY0Qnw
>>75304265
im half black but i have caucasian hair and black people call me white boy frequently
Sister's friend is coming over again. I've eaten lunch and have a piss bottle ready this time so I shouldn't need to leave my room for any reason
>>75304715
good lad. get at least 2L of water and some granola bars in case she decides to sleep over
>>75304715
Explain? I wasn't here last time
>>75304715
what happened when you had to leave last time?
>>75304749
>>75304766
look at these fucking chads being comfortable with having strangers in their house
>>75304715
wish I had a sister so I could bug her friend all night long
>>75304671
What kind of shithole are you from where people say "white boy"?
>>75304792
I've never had any strangers come into my apartment
>>75304827
one with black people
>>75304827
i was in the projects and some black dude called me white boy
also some black girls cat called me on the metro and called me white boy
niggers, man
>black people call me white boy
what an honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heXZPl2hik
>>75304715
youre supposed to try fucking her you megabeta
scared of blacks
should probably make a dr appt with my regular dr to go over the whole almost dieing thing
>school says they would name a trophy after me
>Don't
:(
>>75305159
My sister or her friend? Either way how the fuck am I supposed to do that when they're hanging out with each other?
Really could go for some physical contact with a woman right now
>>75305203
you already know what he's going to say
>>75305232
BOTH
havent you watched porn before????
>>75305294
new
>>75305272
yeah i guess, but it seems like the responislbe thing to do.