/cum/

wtf fuck sports

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>Pittsburgh

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>wtf fuck sports

So when is America gonna let Puerto Rico be a state?

>>75288825

after they pay debnts

>>75288825
When they want to be one

Fuck Democraps and fuck brown people

>>75288836
:o

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about to do a drunk shower and brush my teeth... wish me luck

might groom my pubic hair a lil.. i'll appoligize in the morning for the bad posts...

>fuck brown people
Good thing I'm white haha!

>>75288834
When is the next referendum?

>chicanos
>white

>>75288791
I want to know something

Is there any place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport among people and where major league soccer (MLS) is the only dominant professional sport league?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw
*slaps your mama's ass*
Foxy!

>wtf fuck sports
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495775319620.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495775384377.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495775448618.webm

>>75288851
*joins you*

>>75288853
How brown are you anyway?

>>75288861
In a couple of months. It doesn't matter, Congress isn't going to let another Democrat state in anytime soon

>>75288865
i wanna say oregon, specifically portland
but oregon has a decent football team so idk

>>75288861
I dunno but they've shot down every single one so far IIRC

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>>75288791
>2017
>Canada STILL hasn't won the Stanley cup since 1993

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Does your adblock blocks this or is only me?

>>75288902
EXCELLENT post

>>75288883
I'm really very hardly brown in reality. My mom is Castizo and my dad is Anglo.

>>75288903
I've been trying to get rid of taiwan for years, it ain't happening

>>75288903
They're blocked for me

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
9. conway
10. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano

>>75288903
It blocks that I've never actually seen that before
>>75288925
That image you posted looks like something #1 might have made and not #9000000000000000001

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>claims he dones't like me
>posts coffee meme

tsudere

okay legit im afk showering now

>>75288925

you keep forgetting and readding and forgetting me again

>>75288903
its blocked for me but i might have manually did it

anyone else miss parkourdude91? or even know who he was? ;_;7

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0.carapo- BOOM BIG REVEAL!!!!! ITS PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!

haha

>>75288912
>My mom is Castizo
oki

>>75288885
Why oregon?

Why Portland?


Give me good reasons why Portland and Oregon are excellent places for fans of soccer and MLS

>>75288939
>showering at night

*jim carrey's at you*

>>75288939
I like you

>>75288956
>oki
What did he mean by this?

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My dad was shouting and screaming in his sleep, is this a sign of a disorder? Should I be worried? The rest of my family doesnt know what to make of it

AdBlock on mobile doesn't block the annoying popup ads that eat my data.

>>75288976
okie dokie

>>75288939
take your shower with the lights off

>>75288988
>mobilefag
Sounds like you deserve it

Just realized I havent eaten anything but a couple of chips and 2 poptarts in more than 24 hours buds

>>75288985

Probably just a really bad nightmare.

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Does /cum/ like Grimes, musician of the millennium and Queen of /mu/?

any coffee pepe requests?

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>mobileposters

>>75288985
probably night terrors
maybe he has ptsd

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>>75289015
no swaety

>>75289013
That's what my mother said, she doesnt really seem to care but I can tell my sis is worried

>>75289015
Pitchfork told me to like her so ofc.

Think I'm going to post with my flag for a bit

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>>75289033
>implying
Lavren is illegitimate

fucking hbogo player is so fucking shit compared to netflix how do they get away with it

hey thurston i got a meal for u right here bb ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
rip in peace bajachan

>>75289029
Maybe, he's been on the force for over 3 decades now

>>75289059
Thx bb. Can you put it in the fridge? I am tired and going to sleep.

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>>75289059

>>75288988
uBlock blocks everything I've come across

>>75289071
umm ok

>>75289072
he was trolling ok

>>75289072
>brown eyed ginger
Always a scary mix

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Old man's still got it

Cuck units in parenthesis.

50 (10) = Chilly
40 (5) = Pretty cold
32 (0) = Cold
25 (-5) = Really cold
15 (-10) = Brutal
5 (-15) = Incredibly cold
-5 (-20) = Noteworthy
Below -15 (-25) = Natural disaster

60-69 (15-20) = Warm
70-79 (20-25) = Nice
80 (27) = Comfy
82-86 (28-30) = Hot
88-90 (31-32) = Pretty hot
92 (33) = Really hot
93-95 (34-35) = Very hot
95-104 (35-40) = Wildfires, and old people are probably gonna die
Over 105 (40) = Alarming

>>75288972
When I was jet lagged in France I had a shower at 4am.

It was really comfy

What is the best province or city across Canada, for someone who hates hates ice hockey and NHL, and only likes Socccer and is only a fan of the MLS (Major League Soccer)?

>>75289096
:(

>>75289070
my grandpa used to do all sorts of weird shit in his sleep, and he was also in the marines for a long time

I don't want America to become brown, but I would much rather live next to a Mexican than a European.

>>75289114
I shower at 4 am

>>75289117
Literally nowhere.

>>75289134
I'm going to contribute to it becoming brown by impregnating my Latina gf and having half white kids

>>75289134
I would rather live next to a white American than to an European.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneCkM0bJq0
i like his accent it's so plain

>>75289117
They're full.

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>82-86 (28-30) = Hot
>88-90 (31-32) = Pretty hot
>92 (33) = Really hot
>93-95 (34-35) = Very hot
>95-104 (35-40) = Wildfires, and old people are probably gonna die

you are like little baby

just got some icecream

>>75289141
Hockey is for idiots and insensitive

>>75289149
https://youtu.be/RNOTF-znQyw

>>75289117
Iqaluit

>you are like little baby
alri phoenix

>>75289166
Soccer is considered to be a sport for girls in North America. Fuck off, ladyboy.

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I got my thumb caught in the car door yesterday. What is going to happen?

>>75289177

not even close

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>>75289155
t. sawsnowonce

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>Hockey is for idiots and insensitive

>>75289166
>wants to immigrate to a country
>starts off by insulting the national sport and it's fans
Why are immigrants such insufferable cunts?

>>75289166
Hockey is for real men and non-poor people.

>>75289155
90 degrees is hot af, chicano

>>75289180
it's gonna hurt like a bitch, thumbnail might** fall off, but you'll be alright no worries.

(not a doctor)

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Rate the weather
>>75289180
Nothing. Your nail will heal.

>>75289187

I live at the snow line, you dumb fruit loop

>>75289118
sorry, that was rude

>>75289193
>real men
Sucks to be you then

>>75289106
Has there ever been an uglier president?

>>75289180
Looks okay. Not too much bruising. Minimal swelling. Put some ice on it for about 20 minutes 3-4 times per day.

>>75289192
He doesn't want to immigrate to Canada though

>>75289204
Daww aren't you a cute little desert rat?

>>75289211
>Mexico is still butthurt about Trump

>>75289196

90 is the temp at like 11 AM, dude

>>75289180
it could unironically fall off
if it's really swollen you can poke a hole in it with a hot needle or if you go to the doctors they'll also poke a hole in it with some compliated self-heating needle or someshit

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>>75289202
not as nice as mine

>>75289202
looked good up to noon

Friendly reminder that you can make a burn not hurt by wetting a towel with slightly cold (but not frigid) water and putting it on the burn. Don't forget to change it, too. After a while, it'll stop hurting.

>>75289223

I dont live anywhere close to the desert, dumb dumb

>>75289193
Soccer is much better than hockey shit

And in the future Canada will have its own professional soccer league


The Canadian Premier League


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Premier_League


http://canpl.ca/

>>75289210
You wanna fuckin scrap or what, buddy?

>>75289211
his females more than make up for that

>>75289211
Tyler

man

all of you suck at posting

Soccer is a terrible sport. It should be outlawed in the US. Football, basketball, baseball, and hockey are true North American sports.

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>>75289251
Are you dumb?

Sand isn't snow! It looks white in the sunlight but trust me it isn't snow at all!

>>75289264
Rapid Shitty stopped posting with me

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>man

>all of you suck at posting

>south dakotans in charge of geography

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made one for myself

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Opinions of this picture?

>>75289271

>not wanting to beat yuropoors at their own game
>not enjoying banter matches with mexicans

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>that moment in time when your life intersects with the origin of a meme

>>75289249
One time when I burned my finger my grandma wrapped onion skin around it to stop hurting and it worked, also aloe.

>>75289314
reminds me of something. also i guess your qt is tejano like my family

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>>75289308
what is this pepe called? isn't it an r9k meme?

>>75289249
*gets an infection and dies*

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Heavy raining outside

Cup of warm chamomile tea

Pretty damn comfy
Pretty damn comfy

>>75289327
She isn't. She's a second generation immigrant from Mehico.

>>75289327
>tejano
Be my bf

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>>75289331
i just call it coffee pepe but i'm not really sure, i've been making them all night based on request

>>75289333
MY TEAS GONE COLD IM WONDERIN WHY
I GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL

>>75289234
It's not really swollen, just kinda numb and it hurts where it turned purple.

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>having chicano gfs

ehhhhh

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final good night, didn't die in shower

i love all of you

i'm sorry if i was annoying

you guys are my best friends

please post when you wale up friendos. bye :3

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>>75289333
This is a Haiku btw

>>75289340
only if you're a qt

>>75289355
Hopefully I won't have a Chicano gf in a couple years but a Chicano wife

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>>75289346
make an apu coffee pepe please

ladyboy

>>75289180
Doesn't seem too bad, but if you're unsure or if the color persists then you should go to a doctor

>>75289370
okay i'll start on it right now

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Didnt think you white(and not white *cough* *cough* Miguel) piggu would appreciate it anyway

not a fan of CHI's, tbqh

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>I will always be a shitalian shartmerican

Fuck off Yanks

>>75289379
>he's a /brit/ poster
A bit treasonous

>>75289386
wan se my conpetm

>>75289364
I am

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>not a fan of CHI's tbqh

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>>75289396
I like it

>>75289414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

>>75289416
prove it

>>75289439
N-no

Anyone else has doing a roadtrip across the US as one of their dreams?

>>75289454
not getting this tejano dicc then

>>75289469
;_;

>>75289466
Yes

>>75289466
I've already done it twice but when I was younger with my family

>>75289466
no

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>>75289466

yes

>friends are too busy or dont want to
>going on my own would drive me insane from isolation

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>>75289431
>Kangaroos

craving biscuits and gravy tonight
the gas station down the road doesn't serve em till like 4am

wish the 10th crusade would start already

So when is /cum/ converting to Islam?

>>75289503
wouldn't have needed a crusade if the brits/french didn't fuck up with the partitioning of the ottoman empire gawt damn

>>75289509
shit imitation desu

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>>75289466

i drove all the way from sinaloa to seattle 3 times

nobody can stop me.

>>75289497
Patrician tier
>>75289518
Or if they didn't stop Russia from destroying the Ottoman Empire

>>75289490
switch kangaroo fucker to meth smoker

No reason for me to leave my state
All other states that I'd set foot in to would be a step down

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>>75289511
Don't you have enough beheadings already Mexico?

>>75289466
doing north-south/south-north with my flightly family is enough desu
I'd only do it if I thought it was necessary
plane > boat > wheeled transportation

mighta mixed this one a lil strong lads

>>75289540
I'm sorry you feel that way Autism

>>75289586
The only thing worthy of note in your state is a carving in the side of a mountain.

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>>75289542

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how does your peakfu rate on the "protect that smile" chart, /cum/?

test

Only states that were independent prior to joining the US (Texas, Vermont, California, Hawaii) or part of the Thirteen Colonies are relevant.

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>>75289605
akshually ders many mor things as you may now be beholden with by my AWESOME BAR GRAPH

>>75289626
I missed you

>>75289628
all the ((("""""""'relevant""""""""))) states are full of niggers and spics

>>75289628
all areas were independent prior to american imperialism

>>75289633
Nothing about that piece of posterboard changes my statement. And your state animal is shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQS1Rwo5vp0

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>be south dakotan
>worship corn

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>>75289644
Gonna be more of them around when I'm done

>>75289653
You mad that a wee little Coyote howled near you scaredy puss?

>>75289673
The only people around here who are afraid of coyotes are Californians

i have to work in 7 hours. probably should go to bed

>>75289628
>california
>independent before joining the US

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>his province doesn't have a town that encourages star trek tourism, has a statue of the starship enterprise, and a tourism and trek station
fucking plebs

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I finished Apu

we have coyotes here

not as prevelant as mountain lions, tho

Sorta glad I broke up with my gf because now my children won't be mixed

>>75289722
They rebelled against Mexico but joined America because the Mexican-American War broke out soon after. The Californian rebels just joined the US army.

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stop calling me kristian

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>>75289725
not sure if you didn't understand apu or took it too far

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I shall rest my eyes easy knowing that I am surrounded by Cornelius' corn stalks, mighty buffalo, vigilant coyotes, presidents, injuns, pheasants, and plentiful rainbow trout

>>75289697
Oh sorry I just assumed since you were from Autism

My bad :^)

>>75289722
Bear Flag Republic dumdum
That's why it says "California Republic" on their flag dumdum

I've never seen any big wild animal

>>75289722

why do you think we have the star in the top of our state flag

>>75289751
i never really watched the simpsons

>>75289746
Okay, Louis.
>>75289752
I wasn't raised in Austin

>The California Republic was an unrecognized breakaway state that, for twenty-five days in 1846, militarily controlled the area to the north of the San Francisco Bay in the present-day state of California.[1]

my screen is filled with my saliva after laughing so hard.

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>>75289765
apu is the name for the retarded looking pepe

>>75289644
im irish

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>>75289728
>not wanting your children to be mixed

>>75289777
well now don't i look a fool. let's just keep it with simpsons apu and say i was pretending to be retarded

>>75289728
I have no problem with the idea of having mixed kids
She's not a brown skinned indo so it's not like they'll be George Zimmerman tier
>>75289776
Still counts :^)

>>75289788
If that picture was supposed to make me change my mind it didnt work

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>>75289776
>Mexico rejecting his son
This must really hurt the Californians itt

>>75289788

i hate this nigger so so much.

>>75289644
More embarrassing for you white states desu.

>>75289800

excellent post

>>75289792
dont worry wasnt the guy that requested, stills aved it though
probably will never post but it but
>tfw u see conway post one of ur crops

>not wanting your children to be mixed
insert pic of me

>>75289822
fuck you

I'm going to father several mixed race kids
>>75289509
This is what he meant by Apu

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>>75289804
>>75289811
>monoracials

>>75289728
I've only ever dated white girls and I don't know why. I think it's because I am a really weird mix who looks ambiguously brown, with Arabic/Asiatic features, so it's weird and implacable to be exciting without casting the baggage of a stereotype.

Being mixed rules.

In Canada, anyway

>>75289828
bit rude

# no fap

Nobody in this thread including me will father any children.

I really really dislike that it seems some of you everyday all you wanna do is talk about race

gimme a break.

>>75289860
t. non white

I WILL get a qtpi gf to continue my lineage

>>75289857
I will have children by cloning myself

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>tfw white hispanic so you get to be white and get AA benefits

>>75289857
probably gonna join the military just cuz you said that
i could make some haffu in japan

>>75289857
im handsome and funny though

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>>75289865

if im white or not it doesnt change the fact that we do this everyday.

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>>75289892
Did we even talk about race yesterday?

>>75289860
Public discourse is disproportionately about race right now, or it feels like it.

It's genuinely exhausting

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>>75289857
Wrong. I will marry my girlfriend and have five kids.

>>75289911
I'm not sure I remember

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>>75289842
I guess that's why you are posting here on 4chan?

>>75289911

Yes of course we did

>"""White""" hispanics im a right
>clack my ass is a nigger
>is montreal amulatto or a quadroon?

and more that i cant remember

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we talk about race everyday
and copypastas
and drumpf
and the same memes
thread is also slow
hmm

im gonna stop talking about race forever now

>>75289963
I also posted my girlfriend many times

>>75289968
what about when the race war happens

Autism is cool

>>75289983
race war when

instead we should talk about why i'm the lowest power ranking for some reason

my favorite gimmick is the one where i pretend to hate el ohiANO

>>75289989
They don't call it the "extreme male brain" for nothin

What do you think about Portland's "I smoke weed also I'm in love with some slut I met on Tinder" gimmick?

Businesa idea: autoban anyone that tries to post with reddit flags enabled

>>75290026
Sound like he copied the guy from Arizona

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>>75290026
Reckon I'd fabricate things if I lived in such a grim meme place.

once i made a tweet about a war with egypt because they killed some mexicans by "accident"

for some reason my tweet went viral in egypt got thousands of RTs and shit, probably appeared on memri tv too.

I would say fun imes if i wasn for he fact that people keep tweeting in arabic to me.

>>75289929
me too... please

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494371164765.webm

me irl

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>>75290047
Show them this

anyone wanna talk about race?

>>75290031
sounds like a horrible idea

http://www.strawpoll.me/13044099

Imagine being a hipster in the middle of Portland who's being used like a dildo by some Tinder slut
I'm glad I don't live on the west coast

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>why yes I have the flag extension and look at flagfags but never post with a flag enabled

>inb4 why yes im irish
you cant judge me cis-scum you're not an oppressed minority and you never were

>>75290097
You're the Floridian who always used to post "I'm Irish"

>>75290045
god i hate white people for hating themselves

>>75290104
I hate myself but not for being white

What do you think of our lord and savior Andre Pierre Big Mac Gignac

https://streamable.com/xdsqq

just took a shower, AMA

goodnight /brit/

>>75290123
Did you specifically wash behind the ears?

>>75289540
yeah but your city is California tier shit

>>75290123
where did you take it from

>>75290135

no, but I gave them a good scrub

i wish i was as excited about anything in my life as a mexican is when his team scores a goal

>>75290123
what shampoo and soap do you use?

>>75290168

head & shoulders, Dove

>>75290167
lol

>>75290168
zest bar soap. cherry blossom shampoo and coconut conditioner.

fuck wypipo

>>75290122
reminds me of being at my grandmother's house and watching only either futbol or El Chavo del Ocho on univision

>>75290167

why are americans obsessed with this? i always see comments about it.

why am i sad inside

>>75290196
Because we're sad, nonfeeling people and like to live vicariously through people that still enjoy life.

>>75290185

CALIFORNIA
A
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I

>>75290201
i womder why i'm so angry inside

>>75290203
fairly accurate 2bh >>75290196

>>75290174
dove is shit desu, it smells too much and my skin feels covered in oil or something. Head & Shoulders actually gave me dandruff, once.
>>75290185
Is the coconut conditioner good? What type of hair do you have?

>>75290218
you're probably just mad because i'm sad

>>75290222
>Is the coconut conditioner good?
sorry, let me be specific. it's coconut scented conditioner. there's probably no coconut in it at all.

>What type of hair do you have?
used to have hair down to my shoulder blades last year. then i got a haircut in september, and let it grow out til april when i got drunk one night and buzzed cut it.

why do i wanna take cartel leaders and their families to the top of pre-hispanic pyramids and then have executioners gut them with axes

>>75290239
no it's a misogynistic racist thing, but, i'm fighting it

>>75290244
Your ancestors blood pumps through you.

>>75290243
No, I mean, is your hair straight, wavy, curly? dry, oily? I have curly hair and it's kinda dry and i don't know how to fix it.

>>75290244
choot'em

>>75290268
ahh.. it's pretty straight, just like me ha ha ha

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>>75290244
"muh ancestors" "muh heritage"
Make sure to eat a bit of them after.

>tfw weird mix between straight and curly hair

>>75290299
try having wavy and curly hair

>>75290123
do you live in ottowa

>>75290263
>tfw not 100% aztec warrior
>>75290277
that's too quick, friendo
>>75290299
me too, actually, the top part of my hair is straight but just below my ears it gets curly.

>>75290322

yes

>>75290335
hmm should have asked a better question

dead

>>75290406
like your sex life

gonna have a wank

*hit update consecutively*
>dead

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>>75290410

uncalled for

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>>75290425
s-sorry it was the only reply i could think of

fa m

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>peperetardfriends.jpg

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>>75290453
well he is reaard pepe

so why didn't america buy greenland?

>>75290476

whats the point?

>>75290466
what is even happening in that one

>>75290476
They maxed out their credit limit on Alaska

>>75290490
what was the point in buying alaska or overthrowing hawaii's government?

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>leafs will NEVER have a northwestern territory

>>75290511

oil and sugarcane

>>75290511
Hawaii was some economic reason IIRC

>>75290518
>>75290518
>>75290518
>>75290518
NEW

>>75290490
geopower
could use it to make hydrogen

fuck

new bread when