Why are Germanic languages so goofy sounding?
they make me want to scratch my eyes out
>>75288486
>>75288662
>Says this while speaking American
>>75288664
t. German diplomat to the U.S.
>>75288674
A modern German would call it English, as they hate America as of now (sad!)
I feel like making love to a Germanic speaking women would sound very angry. No matter how sweet she was.
Germanic languages sound like pre-vowel shift english
kinda wish they were lingua franca desu
>>75288708
>as of now
we never even liked you LOL
God how I wish the Americans had dropped a few nukes on G*rmany
>>75290653
Mien leiben!
>>75290718
>>75288486
cause they're niggers (sad!)
>>75288486
Frankly I think German sounds pretty good. The german accent in French is also extremely cute.
Don't really know about Scandinavian languages.