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Conan v.2 edition
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Drumpf is making me embarrassed to be an 'Murican
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>>75287582
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So we can all agree that playoff hockey > playoff boresketball
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>>75287624
Only if we can agree baseball>all of them
Canadian baseball teams need not apply.
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i forgot to not post asians i'm sorry

it's say i can't delete post this often i'm sorry
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hi
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my gf
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>>75287624
Yes. Plus I like watching sports when the players actually look and act like me.
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>>75287633
Stop being so autistic
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>>75287639
uhm excuse me faggot, but thats my gf
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>>75287623
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american women are the hottest, stop posting ugly brits
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>>75287646

back off
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>>75287639
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i'm a big fan of girls with nice hips wearing sundresses
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whats a good website to order a promise ring? Don't wanna spend more than 200
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shant be posting my arm
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>>75287669

you're kidding, right
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i like my skin smooth and soft thank u very much
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not very hairy
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doxxed myself several times intentionally but the information was actually wrong
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>>75287677
heh yeah I am. I fooled you right?
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that fucking cunt of a mage kep shooting shit at me while doing gaping angus dragon
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>>75287685
cut your fingernails, man
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>>75287682
Same here friend Are you also black?
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>>75287655
>half flip
Makes you think
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>>75287702
thankfully no
but as long as u dont rob me you're ok in my books
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gonna have to finish nebraska's pepe later gonna play some vidya with my friends right now
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>>75287703
most powerful race love
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>3 anime posts almost in row
what is this /a/ now?
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anime is for NERDS
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>>75287715
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>>75287716
Don't worry anon I would never rob you

You're too cute
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North American unity :)
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>>75287727
>most powerful race
>will go above and beyond just to breed with others
So kind those filipinos
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>>75287736
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>>75287697
I was in the middle of doing that in the picture
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really miss the days of MSN/windows live messenger

skype fucked everything up
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>>75287745
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It would be cute if SD and conway were bfs
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>anime
>homoposting follows
Just got really fucking gay in here
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>>75287749
yeah i liked playing minesweeper and that other game i forget the name of
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>>75287737
hooray!
do you drink 40s with your "niggas"?
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>>75287745
>>75287753
cut this out now
>>75287754
you too
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>>75287739
who's the top, tho?
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>>75287762
space pinball?
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released some semen
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>>75287763
Ummm no i don't drink
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>>75287773
Everyone is a top in /cum/ :)
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i like members of the female sex
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>>75287776
not the windows XP game, the games you could play with people on MSN
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>ywn sit on msn video chat with a girl in your class for hours in the middle of the night ever again
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even though im not gay i'd probably end up at bottom
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>>75287794
Go?
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>>75287784

>>75287768
lol California
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See? This is what happens when there's no Based Dane to steer the threads convo.

Y'all niggas gay
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also miss miniclip

and addicting games

and google video

why was the mid-2000s internet so comfy?
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>>75287799
yeah, or msn zone or whatever it was called

there was like minesweeper, hexic, and some others
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>when there's two heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise
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>>75287780
come up here and drink with me!!
it sucks drinking alone, but quebec much better than the rest of canada for cheap drinks
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>there are people who don't know how to swim
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>>75287815
>hexic
Was that the Bejewled clone?

>>75287810
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barely used the internet before 2009. now i'm addicted to this shitty postmodern internet

>>75287826
me
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>>75287784
>>75287810
what's going on here??
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checked the ol facebook and saw that my ex girlfriend got engaged
didnt need to see that if i do say so myself
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>>75287833
pretty much
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>>75287826
I've never really took lessons, shit just came naturally
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>>75287833

>>75287843
lol Facebook depression
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Might be a loli-con buds
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>>75287854
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My boss told me today he thought I was really smart and thanked me for all the work I've done.

He knows I'm looking for a higher paying job once I graduate and told me he would let me work more hours until I find something.
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>>75287845
I remember that game

>>75287852
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>>75287860
Don't worry it's only 2D little girls
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>>75287852
its not funny
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>>75287826
>tfw don't know how to swim
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>>75287697
>>75287747
why would you cut, don't even go past your flesh dawg
weird ass genes there
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haha, nice one Matthew
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How do we make the faggots stop /cum/?
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>>75287896
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>>75287888
what
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>>75287896
migrate to 8-chan ill mod there and ban every animefag
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>>75287866

>>75287879
Kinda is lol t b h

>>75287865
>Aw snap this guy might leave to company
>Lets make him work even more and refuse him a raise
lol

>>75287896
By admitting you mom gay lol
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>>75287889
Not even paul ryan likes paul ryan

And he thinks he can be president.
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>>75287826
>tfw black
>tfw never learned how to swim because I was the fat kid and everyone made fun of me
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>>75287909
i get 2mm of white nail and it's already past the flesh
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>>75287896
Convert to Islam
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>>75287912
i disagree
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>>75287912
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>>75287917
You live a strange life

>>75287912
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>>75287915
>And he thinks he can be president.
Probably not anymore, at least he has good taste in music
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i'm not posting because drunkposts are cancer
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>>75287917
On the upside, more fat makes you more buoyant.
It's chemically proven.
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a several years ago i would assume that anyone i was talking to online was white unless proven otherwise but now i assume the opposite
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This one is for the straights itt ofc.
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>>75287945
why?
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>>75287923
Too late for that meme
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>>75287912
well I might as well work more and have some money
>>75287920
Oh I see, that is weird
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Did we scare the Mexicans away?

Pic not related
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>>75287931
My life isn't strange

It's pretty normal
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>>75287933
> not anymore

He's devoted to it. Bet you he runs in 2020 and hey with trump winning anythings possible.
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>>75287945
It's kind of ruined flag boards for me tbqh
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What is /cum/ listening to? I just discovered this, recently. Pretty good.
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>>75287945
Literally no one here is white
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good night
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>>75287945
This country is only 63 percent white. Even lower in those aged 18 and below.

I am not white.
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>>75287972
my tv
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>>75287952
This is not binding, though, and anyway full on homos are still illegal.
>>75287959
Yeah, why are there never Mexicans here?
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>>75287963
He'd be the equivalent of Jeb if he did. You'd hope he was smarter than to waste his money on it but I'd rather he did for some entertainment
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>>75287984
>only 63 percent
Even lower in reality because MENA and some others are counted as White.
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>>75287984
probably closer to 55 now
drug deaths are a bitch
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This is kpop idol Sana, but she's actually Japanese.

Say something nice about her. This image use to make me insecure.
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>>75287998
The 63% is European whites
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>>75287984
+1
I'm white but not American.
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>>75287931
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>>75287998
I doubt people who are only "technically" white are a big percentage of the population.
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>>75288003
Why are whites so druggy?
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>>75287998
It's only like 3 percent when you count all MENAs and Jews.
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>>75287972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUSvp8CGIm4
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>>75287992
>full on homos are still illegal.
Which is why there are so many trannies in Iran, they just do the ol' switcheroo and suddenly allah is cool with faggotry.
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>>75287979
buonanotte
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>>75288011
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>>75288006
I'd fuck her with my bbc desu
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>>75288008
MENAs are counted as white bud, the only White subcategory is Latino/Hispanic.
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we must preserve the white race
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>>75288031
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>>75288020
>video blocked in my country
i don't like the sundays anyway
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im the only truly white poster
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>>75287972
https://youtu.be/EfBAsyeotn8
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>>75288046
>When you realize those are tanlines
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>>75288041
>specified European whites
>b-but MENA tho
Stop being a retard

>>75288046
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>>75288052
O AM LAFFIN
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>>75288052

No I am
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im going to impregnate my girlfriend and have 7 kids
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>>75288063

>>75288073
You have nobody in your life lol
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>>75288073
not before i beat you to it :^)
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>>75288073
You're gonna need a large truck and a large house.
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>tfw only have a penislet 7.75'' bwc

can i even compete?
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>>75288082
not correct
i have a girlfriend again now but that doesnt meant that seeing my ex getting married doesnt sting
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>>75288089
6.5 inch master race
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>>75288089
no, you should be forcibly transitioned
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>>75288082
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>>75288073
impregnate me :3c
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>light hair and eyes but can't talk to girls
>even if I could I'd never be able to financially support more than 2 kids
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>>75288109
sorry bud but i like girls (female) who have two x chromosomes and a vagina
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holy shit so this is what /cum/ threads are
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Faggots out of my pure /cum/ generals. Where are the Chechens when you need them.
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>>75288124
yes
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>>75288054
What do you think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMjIvK6ndSc
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>>75288124
This is an atypical night
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>>75288104
rip boy
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>>75288127
>my pure /cum/ generals
Nigger this general has been gay as fuck since day one.
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>>75288063
>The United States Census Bureau defines White people as those "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa. It includes people who reported "White" or wrote in entries such as Irish, German, Italian, Lebanese, Near Easterner, Arab, or Polish."
>2010: Non-Hispanic White 196,817,552 63.7 %
You're the only subhuman retard, kys
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no poster on /cum/ is whiter than me
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>tfw you see a communist
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>>75288148
I realized that there was a tiddy on it
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>>75288150
jesus is watching you
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I really like mangoes
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how long do i have to date a girl before she can move in with me
my house is too empty
i dont have pets or anything
i just live alone and its depressing
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>>75288160
Except me
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>>75288157
took you long enough

C for effort tho
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I wish Mexico included race on the census, it would be cool to see what people put. I would choose mestizo.
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>>75288181
that looks like something a real white man would make
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>>75288157
How do you write in or pick a race? They're different sections of the form.
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*buys coconut oil on amazon because too insecure to buy it irl at a store*
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>>75288194
What about this?
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>>75288184
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
>animefag cocksucker is also a retard
Not surprising in the least
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>tfw pick white hispanic on census
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So it looks like beating the shit out of journos just became mainstream.
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>>75288050
I love The Sundays :(
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good night /cum/
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i pick white on the census but put that i have native american ancestry on things where i can benefit from aa :-)
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>>75288207
looks like something a spic might make
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my penis is under five inches
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>>75288220
It's open season boys!
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>>75288227
night night
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>>75288228
Trashy
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>>75288237
im sorry
>>75288239
wtf he was supposed to lose because of this
this is drumpfs fault
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>>75288198
People put "Other" and write whatever special snowflake shit they want in
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>>75288220
Noice
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>>75288231
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beep beep motherfuckers
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>>75288256
>implying the US census has an option for every race
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>>75288225
>i was merely pretending to be retarded, it was an ebin troll
Seriously just kys
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thread's a bit too gay for me
im going to bed
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>>75288239
i should've went and voted today, but i was busy hanging with the old man
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hi :3

more shots?
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>>75288285
The duty a son has to his father is more important than civic duty, don't feel bad about it
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How do I know if I'm low test
I wanna get testosterone supplements and get a gf
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cucking corkscrew turns

fucking weather giving me a headlight penalty
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>tfw 5'8''
Should I kill myself?
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>>75288282
Pathetic response bud
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>tfw 6'1" manlet
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>>75288291
W-what did they feel like?
Did they twitch?
>>75288322
Just cuddle with me and I'm sure you will be calm and be able to give me a great dicking :3
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(You) as the cat
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>>75288291
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tfw 6'1'' manlet too

T.T

how will i ever get gf?
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>>75288322
I am NOT

>>75288347
>W-what did they feel like?
Nice

>Did the twitch
ye

>>75288360
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>>75288358
>the mop handle just rotates
kek
see ya in hell
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This thread is irredeemable
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>>75288363
>how will i ever get gf?
walk up to the next woman you see and put her in a headlock
bonus points if you can get her in a full nelson
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Is there anyone here who watches Little Witch Academia?
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how did this even happen i was gone from the thread for like a second
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>>75288374
Did you give them a little taste?
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>>75288388

akko is /our gal/
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>>75288393
More than a little

>>75288388
I don't watch anime
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>>75288388
No
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went and saw the new buttpirates of the caribbean tonight buds
>>
>>75288391

and you wonder why I say gays not welcome
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>>75288383
Thread could do with the one thing sandniggers do right
>>
>>75288388
the only anime i've seen is dragon ball z and cowboy bebop
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>>75288409
how shitty was?
>>
>>75288409
Good or no?
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>>75288409
fuck i've been wanting to see that
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>>75288404
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>>75288402
D-did it feel good?
I haven't done anything lewd like that before with guys
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>>75288449
It felt really good
>>
>>75288425
>>75288430
wasn't super good, the 3d was kinda shit, i dunno, probably not as good as the others but its been fucking forever since i saw them.

>>75288437
just came out love, maybe go with ur gf :^)
>>
I AM INFERIOR WHY AM I SO INFERIOR
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hol up

is Canada out of the NHL playoffs AGAIN?
>>
>>75288462
i wanted to go with you but fine i'll take her
>>
>>75288462
oh and there was a preview for the new thor movie that had the line "i bet you're wondering how..."
made me think of /tv/

>>75288471
umm canada is the nhl sweetie
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>>75288441
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>>75288404
Jack the Ripper did nothing wrong.
>>
>>75288481
delet this
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>>75288481
>>
Calgary's flag looks like it has an Islam moon and star from a distance
>>
people who have sex should be shot
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>>75288495
>>
>>75288506
t b h
>>
AHEHXIENDJJQNJDIFJWKDOCISNQKODICOXKWJFOCKS
>>
REALLY mad at Canada right now lads
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>>75288503
DELET THIS IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT
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>>75288507
>>
>>75288512
>>75288514
see
>>75288510
>>
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>>75288517
>Islamic roast beef sandwiches
>>
>>75288517
>arby's
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>>75288459
I've got a little toy that I like a lot but I'm scared people wouldn't be gentle and hurt me
>>
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>>75288533
>>75288536
would like to see YOUR city flags
>>
>>75288547
*puts you in a full nelson*
>>
>>75288551
you can already see it abdul
>>
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Does /cum/ like jamaica/hibiscus tea?
>>
i have really low self esteem right now
>>
>>75288564
Is that what hibiscus is for? I always notice how nice it smells at the mexican market but have no idea what to do with it.
>>
>>75288564
never had it but it looks pretty tasty
>>
sorry for drunk posting

goodnight friendos :3 you're all the best
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*cracks open a liter of rum*
>>
Doesn't Calgary have a Muslim mayor?
>>
>>75288586
that's not halal at all
>>
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>>75288547
Just tell them that they're hurting you
>>
>>75288564
if yung lean don trus you i gon shoot
>>
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>>75288569
You gotta problem? I gotta solver, his name is revolver.
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>>75288592
it was the wrong pic too
meant to post this one
>>
>>75288578
Yeah, you boil it and then dilute it with water and/or add sugar, otherwise it's really bitter.
>>75288580
It is.
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>>75288581
night night bud

>>75288551
weep at how magnificent it is
>>
>>75288589
Holy shit they do, and he won 75 percent of the vote

JUST
U
S
T
>>
>>75288404
>business trip
>barista at starbucks
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>>75288553
Ow!!
>>75288593
I guess...
But still!
>>
>>75288603
the commonwealth of virginia will not allow me to purchase a handgun until i turn 21
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>>75288635
Don't do it if you're scared
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>>75288644
Don't hurt yourself
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>>75288644
lol nerd
>>
starting to get the itch to move out desu. been laid off since january, but i'll start looking for a job in july. think toward the end of this year i'll start looking for my own place. need some room to stretch my legs, you know?
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>>75288660
its nice when you can walk around your place naked too
>>
I have neither the finances nor the means to get/use a gun
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>>75288671
lol nerd
>>
>>75288671
you can get a little 9mm handgun for like $100
you can get a box of rounds for $12
costs less than a ps3
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>>75288666
i'm pretty out of shape so i don't really like to see myself naked, but i can imagine how that would be nice under the right circumstances.
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>>75288685

dont have anything to shoot though
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>have you got any hot cross buns love ;)
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>>75288700
Your neighbors/parents/self

>>75288694
Go work out
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>>75288709

nah, Im not that far gone yet
>>
>>75288700
targets
hillsides
the ground
black people
its just fun to shoot shit
>>
>>75288709
>Go work out
ha good one
>>
>>75288716

yah, but why not just buy BB guns
>>
>>75288742
even going for a light jog helps
>>
Forgot how shit Chrome was
>>
>>75288747
>a bb gun
are you 12?
at least get a 10/22 LR
>>
What is the least racist and least xenophobic state in the United States?
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>he doesn't use Opera, the white man's browser
Pathetic desu
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>when the jews take your gunz away to """help""" you
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>>75288769

no, I just mean I could do all that with a BB gun too
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>>75288791
>>75288791
>>75288791
new>>>>>>>>
>>
>>75288777
puerto rico
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>>75288782
Maybe you'll think about that when you try to kill yourself next time
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>>75288763
Welcome to the botnet
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>>75288796
bit early, gaylord
>>
>>75288797
Puerto Rico is not a state
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>>75288815
Ohio
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>>75288801
>implying i haven't improvised my own already to take the final step
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>>75288786
yes you could
however, a bb gun has terrible long range accuracy, most are built shitily, and you look like a little boy when you take it out of your house
a ruger 10/22 long rifle costs the same as a high end bb gun
and will defiantly provide a better shooting experience
but i'm sure you'll just buy an airsoft hand gun and big bottle of plastic bbs
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