/brit/

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1st for no bully and anime.

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Trump Hurt my Feeling today.

americans need to stay in their containment threads

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>>75287360

>>75289590
i thought aussies could handle banter

reminder that the taigs did Manchester. Anything else is smoke and mirrors

>>75289620
:(( don't you guys like me? i'm not like the other yanks. i've made an attempt to assimilate.

UNATCO?

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>>75289620
Football yank here. Can I stay?

bored out of my fucking mind lads

>>75289634
2 is the maximum number of yank posters (including leafs) for any /brit/ thread

The best north band by far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs

>>75289648
hey out of curiousity (cause i don't see many new zealand flags) did you ever play online poker with some 4channers a couple years ago?

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Reminder that the entire history of our two countries, is just fucking each other over. Anyone who says we have a ""special relationship"" is bullshiting you.

>>75289664
nah but I've played chess (very badly) against people from here before

no yanks

we're only allowed one

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Late night juice & Joe Rogan Experience desk check :)

>>75289683
you + kiwis + bogans + bogs?

>>75289705
>weather or not

I would be British if your military was competent, so I get to stay.

>>75289719
Don't reply to it

me and the gf
or rather I should say the gf and I
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1495680637942.webm

>>75289699
+ nonces + pakistani transvestites

>>75289720
It was more to do with the military being blocked by the frogs. Don't know why yanks aren't more grateful to them.

>>75289719
we all know there's only two types of weather in britain
sunni and shiite

WAHEEEY

>>75289760
detest frenchies

>>75289775
good lad

reckon if i met thailad irl i could probably heem him

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>>75289760
my county actually reveres Maquis de LaFayette. it's named after him, and our flag is even based on the French tricolour. pic related.

>>75289760
I prefer British people, even in the context of the American revolution.... If only they hadn't taxed us....

i want to heem every living muzzie

*judges a book by its cover*

>>75289816
Your taxes were the lowest in the Empire's

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>I prefer British people, even in the context of the American revolution....

>>75289794

LA?

ew, the paki replied to me

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Life is supposed to be effortless if you were meant to survive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-SESh707V4
my life la

>>75289794
isnt lafayette county the setting for true detective s1

>>75289847
hate japs and gooks

>>75289791
>giving it the big one behind a keyboard
heh
>>75289794
gay as fuck
>>75289816
What could have been if you remained loyal to the crown.

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>>75289816
>If only they hadn't taxed us
turns out taxes were actually significantly lower in the American colonies than they were in mainland Britain. and even then the taxes were only to cover the expenses of defending the colonies in the wars prior to the rebellion.

really, there's no valid reason the revolution should have happened. it was a mistake, george washington was a traitor, my family were loyalists, we were persecuted, rule britannia. DADDY PLEASE FORGIVE ME I LOVE YOU. MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN!

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>hate japs and gooks

eugh

had a drunken nap once I got back from the pub
now I'm not tired and will up all day feeling hungover

>>75289878
would drop this dumb jap on his head

>>75289843
>>75289863
a lot of counties and towns in the east name themselves after LaFayette. I'm in Pennsylvania tho.

>>75289872
>not showing a Legit Rover or Morris
Wew fake brit fag move out

>>75289878

>world citizen

I would march his butt straight to the gas chambers.

>Manx bomber was barred from Mosque and reported to authorities for extremist views

Rorkes eternally btfo

>>75289895
cmon a jaguar in british green? what's wrong with that?

>>75289878
>world citizen
wonder what kind of bendery that entails

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>And I have less muscle mass than a cis female

>>75289914
not really representative of british cars

>>75289910
>barred from Mosque
wrong
>reported to authorities
and what did they do? nothing

australia rebelled against the crown once too when the governor of sydney tried to ban rum or something

>>75289872
Better watch what you say cunt, we'll still burn loyalists at the stake.

NEED an abo bf

>>75289914
I make this >>75289923 as my words

>>75289921

Is Chrischan still making those faggy comics of his?

>>75289872
The sticking point for the colonists was that they had no representation. remember "no taxation without representation"?

>>75289910
>Manx
umm no

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'nime desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>>75289921
>tfw we have our own cwc tier poster
need to encourage him to make pakimon comics.

>>75289926
Right actually

And you bitch and moan about muzzies doing nothing to stop it then when they do you bitch and moan it isn't enough

Top kek

>>75289957
Oh God what a gay cunt are you

business idea: politely ask the terrorist not to be evil

>>75289981
bigot

>>75289964
nope, he wasn't barred from his mosque, and the authorities did nothing when he was reported multiple times
really makes one think about how we treat them

pakistan

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NEED a girl to kick me in the bollocks

>>75290011
Do you have any skills whatsoever?

Are you good at anything? Serious question.

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Just found out vaping is illegal in Australia so i may as well give up on that endeavour. Ironically just going to have to take up smoking again at least until I get through the stressful times ahead.

>>75289945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HHC2EmCMek

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very unnerving knowing this pakishit is looking at my posts and possibly touching his shit coloured willy while doing do

>>75289977
sopa de macaco? e UMA DELICIA

>>75290027
*tips fedora*

>>75290027
sorry m8 the government makes too much money off tobacco tax

>>75290027
>Just found out vaping is illegal in Australia
mental

>>75290046
Vou fazer uma sopa de aborigine e vou dar pra sua senpaiília comer seu otário do caralho

>>75290036
stop posting his ugly mug

>I'm one of the best workers at the call centre
Having a howl

me irl

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494371164765.webm
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>>75290027
doubt any police officer would actually arrest you for vaping

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>>75290066

>>75290069
I say vaping I just mean vaping with nicotine. You can still build them and just vape idk, juice. Perfect for Melbourne hipsters I guess but I just want to not go back to smoking it was super hard to quit.

I'm a small asian girl and I reckon I could batter any of your ballbags to a pulp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C85klZ_l8rc

>>75290076
how come every supposedly pretty girl in films from the 80s is actually a munter?

>>75290095
>blatantly protecting the tobacco industry
sickening.

>>75290025
wondering what are your talents and skills
being a nonce doesnt count by the way

>>75289957
karen a qt

>>75290108
Parliament is against it but the 'TGA' isn't and they make the laws apparently. Very democratic of course.

>>75290076
>i think its okay for a guy to be a virgin

wew they're like 15 years old who gives a fuck

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>two trannies are arguing

>>75290119
nonce

Anti-imperialism Anti-revisionism Commanding heights of the economy Communist society Communist state Democratic centralism Economic planning Marxist–Leninist atheism One-party state People's democracy Popular front Proletarian internationalism Socialist patriotism Socialist state Theory of the productive forces Third Period Vanguardism

>>75290101
>speedbag
>slowly paws at it

also
>2008
mental that there are videos 9+ years old on youtube

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>>75289527

>actually put a donk on it

>>75290132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw

>>75290112
are you? oh that's nice x
>>75290120
whoever is responsible needs investigating, bet they got a nice bonus from an offshore account for their efforts.

*gets schwifty*

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>>75290152
its this guy if you know what i mean

>>75290164
merely shapes, I see no coincidences here.

>>75290132
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9cd_1411403491

>>75290163
really glad 4chan has told me that i'm not allowed to like that show, i imagine i'd have looked quite the fool if i didn't know

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>>75290192

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>>75290119
karen a lewd

Just a reminder that most Muslims in Manchester are not terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfrOZj6EBRI

So drop that Islamphobia they're just like us!

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>>75290192

>>75290195
the pilot is still the peak of that show

just a reminder that most white blokes in south east asia are nonces

>>75290195
you say this like its a bad thing
the fact is people don't know what is best for them
when you see some gormless welp blubbering about some cartoon, kids toy, or the latest hot meme in public; look carefully, because that could have been you.

>>75290212
>most
>nobody is saying most
>most!!
Just enough to cause problems, clearly.

>>75290237
i see

can you recommend any 4chan-approved cartoons that aren't anime?

>>75290212
Most Irish people weren't in the IRA so that means they weren't a serious problem for decades

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>>75290256
>that aren't anime?
idk honestly
I haven't watched tv in years and don't even own one rn

>>75290282
who watches tv on a tv these days?

thailad what were the 90s like

>>75290256
roary the racing car

>>75290292
great, I think colours actually used to be brighter.

>>75290256
rich and morto

WOOBA LOOBA DICK DUCK

>>75290291
either way idk what shows are good
mostly when I do watch shows they are all old

>>75290292
a lot of women wore shirts with pictures of fruit on them

>>75290321
don't recall asking you mate

>poley still hasn't posted his man tits

come on lad

>>75290256
avatar the last airbender

amazing to think there's poo and wee inside you rn

CHEEBA CHEEBA ON MY BRAIN
WENT DOWNTOWN, JUMPED ON A TRAIN.

*twerks*

morning

>>75290347
hi

>>75290347
morning janusz

>>75290347
pezcschzcsechi

>>75290347
fuck off

if i make a vocaroo thread, will anybody post in it?

>>75290352
admirable post

>>75290361
>>75290364
ah yes seppos

>>75290376
no I won't

>>75290256
the boondocks
samurai jack
that meme cia show

*barks up the wrong tree*

*draws the short straw*

>>75290376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BAXChfOf3o

>>75290338
speak for yourself kidda

>>75290399
You sound South African

>>75290401
I was about to make a deposit ya dig?

>>75290416
iirc he said he was going for a yorkshire accent.

>>75290430
proofs??

>>75290423
I can see how that mixed with a Polish accent would come out that way t?bh

>>75290423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Ql2YSSVgs

>>75290450
fucking liar

>>75289850
Hm I don't think that's true

how do I get more matches on tinder other than just being myself
haven't had a match in a week

martin had a dreeeam, martin had a dreeeeam, kendrick have a dreeam

somebody give me a good short text to start the vocaroo thread with. no more than a couple sentences, thanks!

>>75290457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rhqr4j6EJU

I fapped three times today. The poor fella needs to recuperate.

Hope I can make it to the 'nasium before the daily deluge

>>75290389
>the boondocks
fuck off back to 2007
>samurai jack
fuck off back to 2002

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>>75290478
Well, I reckon one oughta do unto others exactly what has been done unto him, that's what my beloved late grandpappy used to say before he kicked the bucket. Thus I gathered my guns and other useful contraptions and went out to meet that mean son of a bitch Jackson.

Imagine my surprise when I entered the fucker's porch and kicked his door open only to see him having a go at my wife, again. Lord Almighty, I told myself I won't be vengeful. I was to geld that rascal plain and straight, stuff his balls right in his mangy kisser and go about my business. Good Lord, him fucking my wife again was the last straw.

Weeks later I still pondered whether I did the right thing, see. When he and my old Nellie were getting it on, I sorta hid and watched. Seeing the glistening sweat running down my wife's back made my blood curl in a manner less and less familiar these days, since she met that bastard Jackson.

So I started jacking off nice and slow listening to their endeavours. Boy, he was good. Damn good, better than I ever was. I admired his technique and stamina as he fucked my wife, dick still in hand. Did I cum once he came? Hell yes I did.

Now I kind of rue what I did next. I entered the room with my fly still open and threatened to shoot both them rascals dead if she doesn't blow him right there, before my own eyes. And she did, more than eager to do so.

Did it make me mad? Son, I don't get mad. You won't get by in the prairie if you get mad at things. Now hop off and fetch me Ma, Daddy feels he has to call good mister Jackson right now.

>>75290448
>>75290464
owned

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>>75290419
or is it a withdrawal?

>>75290512
>not liking the boondocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qZTMyVos9w

>>75290561
hello nigger

>>75290533
classic text. vaguely remember nigel recording it. good times.

>>75290569
mate boondocks is good

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Ahh yes, Australian "history"

https://maas.museum/inside-the-collection/2011/11/16/hits-from-the-bong/

>>75290574
It was a pleasure to bang, thought Jerome of Brittany, the niggest playa on the West Coast, just as his brown baguette left the nether regions of a cheerful young lad from a village nearby, who preferred to go by the name of "Pierre". Gentle hand of the obsidian warrior swept through Pierre's matted hair, reeking of oh-so-manly sweat and cigarettes. An insult of endearment left his parched lips. They both knew what was going to happen next. The tantric ritual of pied noir. Just as Jerome put one of his masculine feet inside Pierre's wanting anus, somebody rapped on the door with insolence. Was it him already? Jerome was a little scared and his young lover felt that in his colon.

"Open up!" demanded a shrill voice from outside, trying to take down the door with some considerable success. "I'm going to shoot!"

Pierre crawled toward the door, behind him limped mighty Jerome, his feet stuck in the middle of something. Little Frenchman couldn't resist giving the doorknob a few licks and paid the ultimate price – a sudden attack at the door's wicked frame knocked Pierre's yellowing teeth out. Not that it bothered him, oh no. The man looking at them towered even above Jerome, who was a big guy already. "N-Nige", whispered the nigger. "Me", said Nige. "You two cocks thought you'll escape me in this shithole, eh? Well guess what, nobody offends a lad and gets away with it!"

Left hook knocked Jerome out. Suddenly he felt a moist sensation of penis forcing its way through his refined mouth. Well, thought the black monsieur, in every nigga's life comes the moment to be fucked. Nigel wasn't the cruelest of lovers, oh no. Pierre simply drowned in semen, it was perfectly understandable to both men still alive that accidents happen. They knew, the experienced men, that true love needs sacrifices.

"Bloody hell, I'm going to cum!" shouted Nigel in his exquisite Black Country accent, as black gobbies are the best gobbies in France.

boondocks? more like cooncocks lol

remember that video of the aussie begging for somebody's piss lol

>>75290598
wait didn't trump win though

>>75290590
howling

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>>75290590
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
>this timeline before the colonial era
Screeching

>>75290627
what is actually wrong with abos?
why are they so backwards compared to literally any other group ever

>>75290658
they aren't human

about to watch the news no spoilers pls

Reckon thailad is strong as an ox
Would pay to watch him tear that slimy muzzie to shreds

zuckerberg would be far worse than trump as president

>>75290665
the butler did it

>>75290665
another paki did something muslim

>>75290662
well they are. white colonials had children with them

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>>75290599
>>75290675
ok /brit/ will u post ur qt accents then? :33
:DDDDD

northerners don't fucking bother.

>>75290662
Best post on 4chan

>>75290669
heemable desu

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Cheeky little fucker

>>75290693
You can have children out of your own species

>>75290627
>>75290658
>>75290662
>>75290705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HHC2EmCMek

Based Spencer

>>75290716
>more than 8 legs
>nope.jpg
time to burn your place down and move.

>>75290716
hate millipedes

>>75290737
millipedes are nice
centipedes are the real fuckers
I saw one as long as a snake and thick as my thumb outside

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>>75290736

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>>75290725
Go to bed Tone

>>75290753
Humpty dumpty

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>mum never talks to me unless I speak to her first
>dad always talks to me no matter what
I don't like either of these

>>75290751
hate them both, I've seen some pretty big ones a couple of times. Not a fan.

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>>75290751
it was one of these I think
just made me uncomfortable looking at it
>tfw these jungle 'pedes can grow to be the largest in the world

there's this runt on youtube who wears a hat in every video so i accused him of hiding baldness and he deleted my comment lol

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umming and ahhing about this

>>75290845
very cheeky x

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>>75290837
delet this

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my nightmare would be one of these getting into my house and crawling into my bed

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>>75290864
THAILAD, can you OFFICIALLY clarify your opinion on anime and in particular, your opinion of anime on /brit/?

>>75290851
business idea: lower population

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>>75290851
B-BUT THE GDP PROJECTIONS SAY JAPAN'S ECONOMY WILL CONTRACT BY ZERO POINT THREE PERCENT IN THE THIRD FINANCIAL QUARTER! WHAT WILL MR NOSEBERG AND THE WORLD BANK SAY?

>>75290814
does your mum hate you

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>see kansas city mentioned in a post on /int/
>the beatles did a song called kansas city
>wonder what kansas city is like
>search kansas city on google maps
>go into street view
>be in some kind of big commercial park area
>mini map shows a dunkin donuts nearby
>look for dunking donuts
>wendy's
>arby's
>mcdonald's
>denny's
>taco bell
>subway
>hardee's
>hi boy (drive thru burger place)
>and there's the dunkin donuts
>arby's is hiring
>imagine working at the arby's in kansas city
>i'd be the best employee they ever had
>supposed to be cleaning but i'm bringing out all kinds of ingenious marketing innovations
>turn down headhunters from wendy's because i'm a loyal arby's employee
>arby's is my home team
>spying on the other outlets nearby and stealing their ideas
>get a cute arby's burger flipper gf
>let her in on my secret sideline of growing and selling magic mushrooms to the kansas city cool crowd
>getting all the cool kids to eat at arby's
>realise i've been daydreaming about this for over an hour
Anyone else do this?

Here is what I've been exploring for the last hour:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@39.0736763,-94.3787535,3a,75y,57.53h,81.5t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sLN901Lv1bKSI7lxMDaoEJw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Also, what is their logo meant to be? A ten-gallon hat? Looks like a knob.

>>75290892
shan't read this novel

>>75290851
he has a few points, but demographic decline and japan's heavily ageing population will challenge its cultural norms and its socioeconomic structure

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the ancient gf

>>75290877
I watched a few when I was younger, doesn't really appeal to me personally anymore, but if you like it then that's absolutely fine. It's part and parcel of 4chan and always has been.

>>75290877
bought a one year crunchyroll subscription with the last of my paycheck to watch 3 anime episodes in 1080p

>>75290914
*shoves face in her cheeks*
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>75290891
No, we play games together and stuff but she's got this really weird thing where she refuses to say hello to people first. Then if you don't say it either she'll get annoyed at you for not being friendly or whatever.

>>75290900
Nobody expects you to. It's intended for people with a more advanced reading ability and attention span.

need a mod to perma range ban this anime avatarfaggot

>>75290948
Could say the same for you lot

Our police force is useless if they don't even follow up on reports of extremist Muslims in communities

>don't come out to burglaries
>don't tackle grooming gangs
>don't enforce drug laws
>check twitter for mean tweets

>>75290931
what games do you play? that's quite cute :3

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>>75290914
>you will never have a marble willy to put in her marble bumhole

>>75290958
likewise

>>75290917
ok thank you for the your time

>>75290927
hey yo crunchyroll kid I was interviewing thailad (which anime tho?)

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>>75290965

doing a night out in coventry

>tfw you've spammed 7 generals with your vocaroo cross-post, and have yet to yield 1 reply

>>75290851
britain should use this as an excuse to keep pakis out

75291009
take the hint

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Should have left 30 minutes ago
Fuck this downpour

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>>75290892

>>75290965
reads like a daily mail headline m8 settle down

What was the general reaction in the U.K. to Roger Moore dying? More importantly my Yank cooter is made for British peckers.

>>75291029
nonce

>>75291023
:/ i haven't made one in ages. they used to be a daily part of /int/ a few years ago.

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>think im ready for my exam
>doing one last browse over the most recent past paper
>dont understand any of it
its in a fucking hour

>>75291044
excellent post

>>75291033
it was overshadowed by Sheedchester

*steals your thunder*

>>75290965
100% agree.

After they put a pedo grooming/rape gang in prison, there should be an internal investigation into how they were able to operate with impunity for so long. What's our equivalent of internal affairs? After Rochdale, Rotherham etc there should have been investigations and prosecutions of anyone found negligent or complicit in what happened. There should've been mass sackings. If the same inompetent/corrupt arseholes who let that happen are still working, then it'll obviously happen again, and keep happening until there are major changes.

And if it keeps happening, the public will have to do their job for them, and they'll do it with a lot less tact and observance of basic human rights.

>>75290892
A post of true autism

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>>75291027
>the rainy season has only just begun

>>75291030
maybe it should be the headline mate!!! our police force need a kick up the arse!

>>75291056
why didn't you start with looking at the past paper then study what you don't know you cretin

>>75291071
Shan't

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>>75291083
i started my revision by looking through the older past papers getting to the more recent ones as i was going through

have an asian friend i like to wank it to. the best part is i can just look up any south-east asian porn and pretend it's her because they all look the same.

>>75291103
pics

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>>75290478
The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.
The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.

By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.

Neo-China arrives from the future.

Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.

Retro-disease.

Nanospasm.

>>75291112
that's a pretty good text for a foreigner to practise with desu. you should post it in the voc thread

>>75291108
she looks like >>75291077

Get the Muslims out of the country

>>75291073
What was autistic about it?

Wish English wasn't so widely spoken. Can't stand all of these mongrels (non-Anglos) butchering the Queen's (King in a few days) English.

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>>75291112

>>75290892
enjoyed this post

Doing a post short enough for the Aussie to read.

>>75291152
>>75290478

>>75291139
need actual pics

>>75291147
Says the yank

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Look at these puppers

>>75291180
says the mick

Why am I alive

>>75291181
Very cute. Reminds me of the two times our Dalmatian had puppies.

>>75291152
>>75291160
there've actually been a few people who have recorded the whole text. it's pretty funny if they're foreigners. cba to rate them tho.
here's a dutch flag that did it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GWjuoS328E

>>75291125
Scientists say it's possible to build a new type of self-replicating computer that replaces silicon chips with processors made from DNA molecules, and it would be faster than any other form of computer ever proposed - even quantum computers.

Called a nondeterministic universal Turing machine (NUTM), it's predicted that the technology could execute all possible algorithms at once by taking advantage of DNA's ability to replicate almost perfect copies of itself over billions of years.

The basic idea is that our current electronic computers are based on a finite number of silicon chips, and we're fast approaching the limit for how many we can actually fit in our machines.

To address this limitation, researchers are currently working on making quantum computers a reality - super-powerful devices that replace the bits of electronic computers with quantum-entangled particles called qubits.

Unlike regular bits that can only take on the form of 1 or 0 in the binary code, qubits can take the form of 0, 1, or a superposition of the two simultaneously, which allows them to perform many different calculations at once.

Obviously this would result in a huge boost in speed, but quantum computers are an incredibly difficult thing to get right, because of how complicated it is to create the exact conditions for not one quantum-entangled particle, but a whole lot of them.

Despite concerted efforts all over the world, no one has managed to build a fully functioning quantum computer.

But the secret third option here is a DNA-based machine that gets all the benefits of a quantum computer, without the headache of quantum weirdness, because it's based on DNA doing what DNA does best - replicating.

"DNA is an excellent medium for information processing and storage," the team from the University of Manchester in the UK explains.

>>75291228
I've done it on vocaroo before too. Even for native speakers it's fucking difficult. Any none native speaker that does even fairly well deserves props.

>>75291261
ok that's enough, autismo yank.

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>heems every runt in this thread

>>75291269
Here's the link:

http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-want-to-build-a-super-fast-self-replicating-computer-that-grows-as-it-computes

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>>75291077
The rain is comfy because there's no one driving around
Rivers getting a bit high though

>>75291152
I'll do this on my first try when I get home in an hour

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>ok that's enough, autismo yank.

>>75291273
*blocks your heem*

>>75291278
It's not all bad, true.
>>75291292
you will make mistakes.

Stop responding to the yanks

>>75291303
I think not

Should I have a wank lads?

>>75291261
almost none of this is correct
t. computer engineering student

Rip my hopes and dreams i don't wanna wake up

>>75291340
>t. computer engineering student
oh fuck, I'd better listen to what this melt on 4chan has to say about it instead. go on then, enlighten us

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>Stop responding to the yanks

Love my 1/3 Irish blood but not as much as I love an early morning glass of guinea ;)

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hows my dinydinys look tonight guys?

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reminder

>>75291372
>he unironically thinks "self replacating dna processors" are a thing
christ i know what people say about yanks but i didnt think it was this bad
They're considering using DNA as a storage medium for computers, but using them as processors doesnt make sense and why the fuck would you want your computer to replicate itself you utter spastic

>>75291329
I guarantee it.

Listening this Kansas while lifting heavy things then putting them down again

>>75291394
>pork
bit haram

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>>75291394
>49 dollarydoos

morning lads
just got in and r*p*rt*d all of pakipoos posts from earlier

>>75291412
>christ i know what people say about yanks
what do they say?

>>75291374
do you have one of these pictures for every country?

>>75291439
saving this pic thx

>>75291442
that you're stupid and fat and ugly

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>>75291439
ill eat it for dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow so its not so bad

also updated it ^_^

>>75291424
not really, all of the muslims ive ever known have eaten pork

>>75291427
>>75291427
>>75291427
new>>>>>>>>

>>75291473
>^_^
do one nonce

>>75291458
all wrong

>>75291496
>>75291496
>>75291496

>>75291450
no just for greeniggers and northerners

>>75291481
>>75291507
you're both early

>>75291519
janny's been deleting posts in this thread, it doesn't count. i've been carefully watching the reply count. i posted mine at 304 which would've given enough space for the final 5 or 6 replies a thread usually gets.

>>75291544
>janny's been deleting posts in this thread
paki got banned hahaha