Real Yank Hours edition
stupid early yank threads
one day i will bring god's judgement down on you
no gf
hate yanks
>>75287188
>>75287216
>>75287218
>>75287223
Yeah they're doing so well now... oh wait
*brisks into thread*
https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg
Why do girls get so slaggy when they're drinking lads?
think im becoming pseudo normal lads
Hmmm
>>75287251
wow
>>75287242
Jordan is actually legit
>>75287272
move there
>>75287261
It's not bad 2bh lad
>>75287251
is he ok
Yes, very interesting
Post Hot Choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm6zceTK8ec
>>75287281
>some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis
>>75287286
>>75287264
DONT DO THIS
>>75287299
Shall
>>75287312
When that terrorist fetishist becomes PM I finally apply for my Aussie citizenship.
>>75287333
good, stay there
(((shopenstein))) looks like a literal dwarf from lotr
>>75287333
Fuck off, we're full
>>75287363
funny because he could probably heem you into a fine clay with ease
>supports the ira
>supports palestine
>supports isis
>supports nuclear disarmament
>actually has a chance of being leader of britain
taking bets on how many posts it is before thainonce starts spouting his rorke drivel
Pseudo science supporting, creationist, speech impediment gf?
https://youtu.be/W8Lc8N63UM8
>>75287379
Funny because I'm pretty sure I could dance his dwarfish corpse straight into the Rhine with ease
>>75287363
he wasn't jewish
>>75287246
*Nods*
Alri lads
>>75287403
the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended
(((>[[[>75287410]]])))
>>75287391
as a prime minister he wouldn't support them
Think Imma have a shower and head to bed lads
I like how the Puerto Rican pretends rorke hours are at night because they're all NEET when it's very clear that NEET hours are when leftypol has more of a stake in /brit/ because they're jobless socialists spouting shit from their parents house with absolutely no life prospects beyond marrying the state for money and it's being torn down in front of their eyes
love this rounded, sloping nose, Mediterranean-Brit girl
>>75287391
>Calls Fidel Castro "a champion of social justice"
the blokes a nutter, he won't win.
>>75287460
cut this post down to like 10 words and I'll read it
>>75287474
NEET Hours = Socialist Hours
Off-work Hours = Rorke Hours
>>75287460
Puerto Ricans act like the cross between nogs and regular Latinos.
>>75287471
>>75287290
https://youtu.be/RcxcNbkea6w
>>75287496
ffs, I could completely see the UK becoming Venezuela part 2: electric boogaloo under him.
Bit horny. Wish I had a gf to stick my erect penis in.
Bit horny. Wish I had a gf to fumble my soft penis in.
wish I had a chink gf that I could grab by the pussy right now
Think I have BPD lads. Have the most hardcore rorkist thoughts or vitriolic conclusions about people I know that evaporate in an hour or the next day.
Why do British people get the funniest tabloids :(
>>75287290
alri batko
>>75287471
>>75287524
ah yes thaidumb
corbyn wouldn't turn the country into a venezuela-esque hellhole
that's literally impossible
>>75287590
because 99% of it is bollocks
>>75287607
t. burning terrorist
>>75287524
Venezuela is in trouble because of its reliance on oil and the resulting down turn
britain doesn't have any such natural resources or such an imbalanced economy
>>75287622
I give it about 50posts max until we see 'Venezuela is not real socialism'
just put some heroin in my nose
Venezuela is not real socialism
>>75287604
>>75287622
Obviously I was being hyperbolic but the sentiment still stands, there's a lot to be said for his unsustainable policies.
>>75287657
There are people in this thread who would unironically tell you the Labour Manifesto is costed
>thairorke manages 4 posts before he posts some rorke shit
>thread descends in to politics
fuck sake, jannies need to ban this fucking nonce
>>75287242
they are though
>>75287657
>there's a lot to be said for his unsustainable policies.
so?
a combination of blairites, tory opposition and the house of lords will keep everything in check
>>75287667
i know
Concerned Dad here,
>>75287668
Commies started the politics though. They literally said 'wow thailad is here he's going to go rorke' and then shockingly enough in reply to that comment he did. Self fulfilling prophecy.
where do they find these people
>>75287696
>sunday sport
>>75287696
It's fake
Yank here, mates. I'm not fond of Donald Trump or England. Morrissey is racist.
made my first thread and post on /k/ and it seems to be a hit. guess which one it is
>>75287679
>He won't be able to fuck up things.. too much
Should be the slogan of the manifesto.
>>75287667
well it is
>>75287707
Hello Nigger
>>75287704
yeah I know, I mean who is willing to be on the front page of a ridiculous story just for a few quid
>>75287720
honestly wouldn't care if labour's manifesto wasn't costed, people with something to lose from their plans would moan anyway and they can just be thrown in the gulag
>>75287721
Hello.
>>75287707
Morrissey doesn't like people in general
>>75287751
was the angry birds movie any good
>>75287770
Yes.
nodding off to music
>>75287797
*tucks you in*
*gives you a peck on the forehead*
Life seems so grim if you're not skilled or intelligent
I mean, imagine being a cleaner on a night shift and having to use night buses for hours to get to your tiny flat
thailad is the type of bloke to smack his own arse during sex
>>75287770
https://youtu.be/dqjzquzFSMg
>>75287811
and shout mummy
>>75287806
>cleaner on a night shift
honestly sounds comfy desu
no normies around
Just about to hit 2pm who wants to have a drink with me
>>75287825
but life would be so utterly grim and lonely. your work is degrading too
Britain caused many atrocities in its history, including enslaving and murdering countless Irish people. They committed these crimes due to pride and greed. Now the worm has turned, and the English are being punished. Muslim domination of Britain is harsh, but, given the circumstances, it is fair.
took xanax and heroin might die in my sleep
I swear 50% of people look lonely and downright depressed
>>75287835
that says more about society and how it regards necessary labour as degrading more than anything else
>>75287846
No fetanyl?
>>75287846
make sure to lie on your back so you choke on your vomit x
>>75287847
>>75287850
leftypol
>>75287811
Nothing wrong with self motivation.
>>75287857
could easily be fent mixed in the h
threw out my back trying to suck my own dick lads
>>75287861
THIS
less yanks in this shitty blog posting general
>>75287850
Funny how it's the leftists that say this and then talk down on the 'rural and suburban retards' who didn't get higher education.
I can't stop getting involved in stupid arguments on the internet
*blocks your path*
*pushes you down*
*you are held there by the bears*
>>75287839
why do the mongols and italians get a free pass
>>75287887
yes you can
>>75287895
they still fit my fat ass [sic]
>>75287868
alri
>>75287884
i have a feeling you're talking about liberals. any leftist worth his salt knows the importance and dignity of all labour
hmm
feel like I'm going to puke
but I'm hungry
don't want to make food just to throw it up
5am..havent slept yet. sleeping schedule is truly upside down now
>>75287903
>knows the importance and dignity of all labour
Yes they know how important it is. Necessary even. In fact if someone were to refuse to do that labour you might say leftists would force them to do it.
got a naturally scary face with thick angular eyebrows and dark circles under my eyes
if i was an actor i'd always get cast as a serial killer or a nonce
>>75287899
I've started to stop arguing with people and instead become very hostile. Instead of explaining why they are wrong I post a spicy reaction image and call them a faggot. It seems to work better.
>ok kid
big guy
Back from night out
Absolutely fucked
Lots of women coming onto me whom I turned down in favour of deep philosophical conversations with the lads
got a naturally scare face with a wide nose and frizzy hair
if i was an actor i'd always get cast as a criminal or inmate
>>75287948
UUUU
>>75287943
listen faggot, the fact of the matter is that you are perfectly fucking capable of walking away from a stupid internet argument
I'm a Yale man. I'm like one of the "lads" you know at Oxford, you know? - the ones that might wear nicer shoes than you could.
Just finished wanking. Started at 7pm last night. Got the hospital in like 4 hours.
Need help.
studied maths at cambridge
got a naturally kind face with sharp eyebrows and a defined jawline
if i was an actor i'd get cast as a loner or soldier
If I were an actor, I'd be cast as a rower or old-money aristocrat, because that is what I am.
>>75287995
how many numbers did they teach you
https://twitter.com/Chemzes/status/867717088839946240
are jez
what is the plural of la
>>75288059
loys
>>75288059
lass (it automatically becomes female)
>>75288059
lahs
what is the plural of 'd
*poos*
>>75288100
ickheads
Dopey Sugar--because it was open all season long--you can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass.
27c in my room
a canny breath
*sharts*
*gets schwifty*
idk how lefties can put on spectacles like this and be completely serious about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
Guys, I'm literally crying right now. Trump sexually assaults people, now this guy bodyslams people, and they both win? This is fascism. We no longer have a democracy. I never, ever, in my life thought it would be my country that did this. I never thought something could be worse than Nazi Germany, but that is the reality we have with the Republican Party.
haven't been on /int/ all day
glad i found something productive to get me away from this shithole
https://youtu.be/XfkuFyZ8Sqg
>do you like indian
is this actually what normies talk about?
>>75288135
even the abos are having a laugh. they're like lmao stupid fucks think this is amazing
Need a German gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo
22 and my mum still yells at me if i swear
>flat chest
one of the biggest turnoffs there is
mass genocide, a global war resulting in millions dead and trillions of dollars in damage is absolutely nothing in the face of the SICK TWISTED ARROGANCE of Dolbn Plumph when he pushed that guy
>>75288135
love this
alri thailad
>>75288252
alri
alri thailad
/brit/ is my home.
had a dream about thailad last night
he was driving a bus
probably some kind of nonce bus
>>75288271
alri
thailad why did you post this once then never post it again
>>75288306
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/zrX4hP5i1mQ4a9EdJkH4DQ/
stop posting asian women
instant ramen yet again
with some chopped onions, spam, and an egg this time
big fan of the royal family lads
look at them as model citizens, like how they all do some kind of service whether it's military, charity, things like prince william operating a search & rescue helicopter, etc.
their luxurious lifestyle symbolizes the reward of following their example
>>75288335
mfw
>>75288343
you forgot prince philip's service of offending everyone on earth
just killed the thread lmao
>nobody is reposting my Tim minigun shoop
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/ho_LMrJwYoH9xO341Tz8VQ/
>>75288397
there's got to be some banter in the world
why didn't the australians kill all the abos?
>>75288424
>to aboriginal leader William Brin, Queensland, 2002: “Do you still throw spears at each other?"
top lad
Did you know that the break of the Aleppo Siege at the military academies was actually an intentional withdrawal on behalf of the Syrian Arab Army? Designed to fool Jabhat Al-Nuara to rush into the thin salient and secure the tight corridor, they bought it and found themselves caught under intense fire between the 1080 apartment blocks and the NDF positions atop the opposing hill terrorist losses numbered to almost 2000 in the space of two weeks and exhausted the bulk of reinforcements meant to counter the loss of grasp over Syria's most important battlefront.
not gonna read that shit
>>75288436
we finished them off in tasmania at least
any NHL fans /here/?
>>75288501
please fuck off
>>75288501
forgot the pic
>>75288505
NEET^
>>75288501
>ice boxing
also a big fan of how the royals like sailing
just finished learning every hiragana character and combination
Just woke up with an excruciating pain in my chest, never felt anything like this Think I might die haha
>>75288529
>i just leveled up my virginity
>>75288571
not really considering any whitey can land jap pussy
>tfw this kid has been closer to a woman than i have
Listening to Cypress Hill to see if i summon the Mexican banter
*has to do a poo*
*has to go past others to do so*
*holds poo in*
hmm yes a conundrum indeed
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
>>75288623
nothing wrong with shitting yourself every now and then
>>75288633
Vive Quebec vive la France
>>75288638
Didn't want to go downstairs and shit once because my mom's friends were talking in the kitchen, and the bathroom was connected right to it; the toilet was around 7 feet from the kitchen table. I did hold it in, but I missed my biweekly bowel movement and had to wait painfully for the next.
>>75288649
*throws a banana at you*
>>75288677
*show some catholic images and then act xenophobic*
>/brit/
>only 2 british posters
haha
>>75288638
having done so before i would not recommend it
what's the frequency kenneth
got called reddit on /pol/ earlier lads
Italy btfo
got called /pol/ on reddit earlier lads
thailad why did you post this once then never post it again
NEW VEGAMPF
>>75288765
enjoy your ban
thailand? not a fan
I'm on Reddit right now lads. Might bring something back.
>>75288805
*locks the door so you can't get back in*
>>75288754
>France not worth mentioning
Seems reasonable
Am a retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pMTE8SaAuA
>>75288918
Is the cat biting her face?
>>75288937
>>75288890
one of the greatest bands of the time lad, no need to be a retard
won a twitter argument against someone famous once
>>75288945
YouTube commenter
Sat up half the night dehydrated and covered in sweat because of this fucking heat
On my way back to Wales next month lads what should I do while I'm there?
the REGRESSIVE left
>>75288990
have the webm
>>75288966
>no need to be a retard
Can't help it.
>>75288990
Fuck some sheep and learn Celtic
had a really great idea for something
>>75288966
Post more songs of theirs you like.
>>75288971
Had my website black listed by Shia Labeouf.
>>75289019
paul joseph nigger
>>75289020
>Can't help it
then revel in it lad, make it your life's work
>>75289041
What was it?
>>75289047
How?
>>75288971
>>75289047
Got retweeted by Milo once
>>75289047
>doesn't allow his stream to be embedded
what does that mean
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>75289067
a project
>>75289049
literally me lol'ing at the top
>>75289016
he is good looking
but a twat
>>75289090
Cheers champ
miss smoking
>>75289073
>>75289089
When he was doing his HWNDU thing I made a quick link to the latest thread in /pol/ and had a floating video embed hovering over the thread.
alllo /brit/lads what does the day hold for you?
>>75289101
why is he a twat
>>75289058
I'll dedicate being a retard to you.
>>75289046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfzvFKO1ud8&index=19&list=PLemssovSdL8LbEYbIf-IZTamzzCy1AWu1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RNj_HLAQCQ&list=PLemssovSdL8LbEYbIf-IZTamzzCy1AWu1&index=28
have 2, too many to pick a list that isnt long
>>75289110
might have a dart
>>75289136
think you mean a fag lad, mind where you are
>>75289136
Boyfriend hates smoking so made me quit. Said I could vape but it's a lot of money for something that's not as good as smoking.
>>75289122
cheers lad, feel a bit prouder
>british """cuisine"""
>>75289154
>vape
Tips fedora
>>75289154
gay as fuck. the part about the boyfriend is a bit bent too
>>75289154
Your boyfriend sounds like a queer
morning lads. said i was going to wake up early today and clean my living room but just had a doobie so might go back to bed lol
just squashed my right bollock when i sat down lads. it stuck to my leg and couldn't escape. really hurts.
>>75289096
>>75289118
>>75289209
why is /cum/ so much nicer than /brit/?
>>75289216
*rings the rozzers on you*
>>75289216
wasteman
based fucking duterte
>>75289227
they shoot each other
>>75289132
Actually really good choons.
I'd never have found them if it wasn't for you so good lad!!
>>75289227
So leave here and move to there
>exam in 3 hours
>>75289255
What did he do now?
>>75289261
one of my fav bands evr really, matt johnson's lyrics are well thought out. worth going through all the early albums as he does a wide range of stuff from hard politics to really good wistful love songs.
>>75289300
BASED duterte
Think I scared them off again lads.
>physical toil for monetary compensation in 90 minutes
>all these americANOs (sud and norde)
what the FUCK made you think you were welcome here
>>75289312
Dude he is THE MADMAN
>sun stroke
Ahhh yes
>>75289309
>>75289309
>one of my fav bands evr really
Why?
>worth going through all the early albums
I think I'll do that. They seem like a really underrated British band.
occupational adversity at first light
>>75289227
/cum/ is full of fags tbqh
how do you get a job on one of those think tank things lads? always hearing about think tanks on the news. sounds like a comfy job, sitting around thinking.
my gilfriend asked me to stop singing oasis today
I SAID MAYBEEEEEEE
been up all night
>>75289365
>fags
foy
>>75289373
just buy a septic tank and sit in it while doin some serious thinkin, the news companies will come knockin soon after
Oasis is utterly rubbish.
>>75289398
this
The West is finished. White people, what's left of them, will have to regroup in Eastern Europe.
>>75289406
nah
>>75289406
nah
>>75289398
>>75289402
alri you tory bastads dont leave up for a minute ey?
#staystrongarekid
got called a nappy headed nigger in kfc
>>75289406
see you there
>>75289354
>Why?
erm lots of teenage hours spent listening to them, his songs are all well constructed, lyrics and music being carefully chsen to reflect each other, jazz often accomanpies his sad love stuff, rock the lusty stuff, etc.
... Cigarette in front of Dalhousie University walk picture 2:30 AM 26 May 2017 ...
off to work lads
>>75289434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ag4pBKYWeQ
>>75289446
>smoking
>>75289433
44 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ScIJ-8pv6Q
lad asking about thethe i gotta run and get ready, have this to be going on with.
>>75289463
utter state of northerners
Always tan really easily despite being blue eyed and fair haired. Think i might have Spaniard blood someone in the family tree
>>75289440
Those are good reasons, makes me want to listen them all the more.
alri britlads
whats your thinkin on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>>75289463
The city of Manchester well represented
>>75289491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OKTs_i32I
blackout crew is the best the north has ever contributed to music
>>75289527
Jesus Christ what the fuck is this, looks like Funk clips
>>75289527
ummm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-okdwv09g
doing a uni summer school program for two months where im sharing a room with two other people so i'll be unable to wank for two full months
>>75289491
>>75289527
>>75289559
stop posting
>>75289298
good luck
>>75289527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Nq9zOE4J0
>>75289567
sorry yank have some canadian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV7aOnX7XeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQS1Rwo5vp0
>>75289562
reckon you should just wank each other off then desu
>>75289567
>yank telling a brit to stop posting in /brit/
yeah think i'll disregard this post, fatty
>>75287225
>>75287225
>>75287225
New thread.
>>75289527
underrated brummie band
https://youtu.be/xIhFpmzRKYM
https://youtu.be/1rr4tXN2eJM
>>75289406
good