Conan edition
Saw a cute chinese girl, day saved
>>75286222
only I call you that
>>75286225
In a way, they did.
>tfw no American bf
>>75286239
monky bizness main here AMA
>>75286217
go smoke him out
the gf
When do Canadians get their drivers license? Pretty sure get them when we are 16 here and NY is known to be on the late side.
>>75286239
The Brazilian obviously
>>75286247
Other people do. Like when somebody made a poll about who was the worst poster and I was in it as the ohiANO
>el ohiANO
Why is mexico and the rest of latin america doing better than america when it comes to making animation? Any mexican cartoon will be void of gender fluid bullshit.
>>75286272
You can get your learners license at 14 in Alberta and start driving iirc
you can start getting your drivers liscense starting at 16 in canada.
but I feel for that whole /get depressed at university then drop out for two year then go back/ meme. don't recommend
im still going to get laid though
Not a fan of this gook-posting avatarfag gimmick. I will inform the custodial volunteers of this. :^)
>>75286256
https://my.mixtape.moe/kmkqvi.mp4
>>75286292
Thanks Ryan
>>75286310
sry ill stop i promise plz don't
>>75286324
Reporting is for feggots, we /outlaws/ here.
gonna play sum dark sols
maybe ill invade some scrublets
>>75286272
In Ontario it's a hassle because you have to do 2 road tests to get a full license. Got my G1 at 16, G2 at 18 and full G at 20
playing dark souls for the first time tonight! hope i don't get invaded haha
>/cum/ lively for a couple days in a row
>janman goes on a powertrip and bans some /cum/bums
Guess we /ded/ again
as long as you're over the age of 16 you can drive a tractor on the highway without a license
why did the jan have to ban cara-poster and not the same-picture-of-a-cat-poster
>>75286378
>In Ontario it's a hassle because you have to do 2 road tests to get a full license
I guess you can thank the Pajeets and Chinks for that lel
>>75286378
>you have to do 2 road tests to get a full license
Damn that's bullshit. I remember I just showed up one morning and drove around with some ancient old guy and got my license
has haitiano come back?
i have my G1 test late next month i really hope i pass
i found some pylons and am going to practice parellel parking tomorrow or the next day
>>75286429
i hope not
>>75286410
>yfw he is janman
>>75286410
Avatarfagging
>>75286429
Yes, but not here
What kind of person is over 20 and still doesn't have their license? What the fuck?
>>75286491
I own a car and don't have my license
>tfw i go to the gym at 4 pm only because of boob girl
>she missed today
i do not enjoy this buds
>>75286506
look who's back
>got my license
>drove to the library the next day
>dinged someone's SUV while backing up
>told her there was no reason to exchange insurance(her SUV didnt even get scratched)
been cutting back on the alcoholism
>>75286506
Post your ban
>>75286506
Did you see my post for you last night?
>>75286529
good on you bud
>>75286535
Yes.
>>75286491
i'm 21 and don't have one desu. i just live right beside my college and take the bus for other shit
i hate driving, too nerve wracking
>>75286543
Post it
>>75286491
can we stop making fun of me please
i know, i fucked up
>>75286544
>too nerve wracking
t. asperger
>>75286239
Me on the top right
>>75286549
no :)
>mexican gamers
>>75286543
Was it a big reveal?
>>75286551
>can we stop making fun of me please
never
this book is so goddamn boring
>>75286559
Can you tell me what it was for though? Lot of misinformation about it.
>>75286599
what book?
Is it true latina girls are fun?
OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS
0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
9. placer
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
10. conway
11. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano
>>75286624
kill you are self
>>75286623
Ever girl is different regardless of ethnicity, my ex was very relaxed and easy going
>>75286624
there's a portland poster?
>>75286624
>whatcom county
funny way of spelling Toronto
>>75286615
>>75286556
m-maybe
>>75286624
/outlaw/
>tfw don't care about cara-posters opinion of me
also why the hell are there so many pennsylvanians and oregonians?
Remember to report ban evaders
>>75286653
>reading that
In pursuit of a meme degree?
>>75286666
>that image
oy vey
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/hockey-night-in-canada/senators-penguins-live-stream-desktop-1.4109890
>>75286676
I dunno, does history count?
>>75286673
No, we /outlaws/ here faget.
who /hoosier/ here
>>75286683
It's just a bit of OC for /cum/
>>75286690
yes, history is very much a meme degree
why the fuck are you a history major? if you want an easy degree at least get criminal justice or sociology so you can work for the government
>>75286683
>that image
>those numbers*
>>75286673
That includes you
>>75286689
>Geographic Restriction: This content is not available in your location.
you'll pay for this
>>75286690
Most definitely
wrong
>>75286673
No, i appealed my ban.
b-but that's my image
>>75286706
>tfw too smart for CS
>>75286713
damn I forgot, it's CBC which is paid with our tax dollars
>>75286725
post proof
gonna be making more coffee pepes tonight lads any requests?
>>75286239
Seige
>>75286419
>>75286305
>>75286269
baka desu
no (you) for you
im gonna go on a roadtrip tomorrow
should i take pics of the sights?
Sinaloa is midwest tier, but Jalisco has agave and shit.
>>75286725
You have to wait a day you lying beaner
>>75286765
i'd like to see some good landscapes
>>75286756
Lmm killed himself delet this.not nice to make fun of him
>>75286765
You have to take pics, bonus for armadillos and beheaded cartel members.
>>75286742
A reditt one would probably be useful, also an Oyster Bay one
I hate being sober!!
I drank yesterday so I dont want to drink again today and I have no weed!!
My dealer wont be back with my stuff until monday ;_;
>smoking the devil's herb
>>75286742
i want one for me.
>>75286789
how about we have sex insta\ead
>>75286775
He was weak
>>75286703
Indy here!
Alright /cum/ you know what time it is
It's time to give me (You)'s and smoke hashish
>>75286788
>>75286799
okay I'll get cracking right now
can i post asians now?
>>75286813
Only if you post some new ones
>>75286805
What were your previous names? I literally forgot all of them
>>75286813
no, especially the plastic ones
>incinerating Beelzebub's broccoli
>>75286801
are you cute
Cummies, my head hurts, should I take pain reliever medicine?
Apparently you can buy stamps and send letters without ever having to leave your house
hmm
>>75286830
I bet Cara has asian ancestry
>>75286819
My previous name was Chad Jamal but I got a name change to Micheal John so I can get a job
>>75286830
Only
Post
Mannish
Anglos
having a gf is pretty nice
>>75286823
good one
i won't post repeats anymore sorry.
i won't repeat posts anymore sorry.
what a dead thread
im leaving again
Stop
posting
donald
cuck
trump
>>75286830
stop
ban
evading
having a gf would suck, you gotta buy her shit and listen to her complain in hopes you get a handjob
The guy who body slammed the reporter is winning currently and that's with Missoula mostly counted, one of the more liberal counties
I'm a white supremacist that doesn't care about hair or eye color. What box do I fit into?
>>>/v/378043616
>>75286248
Excellent post, anon.
>>75286891
Good. Every journalist deserves a bullet.
>>75286898
the oven
do you ever just realize we are all growing up. i mean it feels weird to just look back and remember how things used to be, and wish you could return to that. it's not a feeling you experience when you're a kid usually
in 50 years, i wonder where all of us in /cum/ will be. i wonder what lives we will all have lived. will we still be posting on some shitty /int/ equivalent in some old age home? or will we already be dead?
it's sad to think about really. i don't know who any of you are, but i will miss you guys /cum/. i hope you will always remember me too
>>75286898
Typical Amerimutt
if you have brown eyes or brown hair you're not white. prove me wrong
Fact: You are a cuck
>>75286898
This one.
I am not a cuck.
>>75286937
we will always remember the fucking leafs
*has sex with everyone you know in front of you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj879fSVbTQ
I like to just kill random NPCs in first person in GTAV and then try to evade the cops on foot
very immersive
god california is so comfy, glad I left the east coast
alright im back to this dead general because i have nothing else to do
>>75286946
im irish
>god california is so comfy, glad I left the east coast
>>75286978
i'm a native american
>>75286971
Hopping over the fences in the ghetto area is a trip in FP
hourly reminder that the Irish are white and deserve reparations
>>75287008
i deserve reparations
Someone remind me to take my water bottle out of the freezer in 20 minutes.
>>75286972
where you at, senpai
>>75287008
>that last paragraph
>>75287008
>James Sears
Top autist, all around supreme gentleman.
i almost posted an asian girl but remembered you guys didn't want me to do that
>>remindfag
19 minutes
>>75287026
I wonder
Where are my 1/8 reparations?
Trail of Tears never f5get.
has anyone here ever tasted their own cum
>>75287046
im unironically 1/8th native
please delete this hurtful post
>>75287053
I am, too.
Cheromeme and Choctaw.
>>75287051
just you probably
>>75287051
yes
>>75287063
I've never tasted mine
i'm a proud member of the dakota people
>>75287069
consider suicide
i love you guys so much
What is it about anime that attracts so many emotionally stunted, clinically depressed, perverted, nazi worshipping manchildren?
Here's a coffee pepe for our brothersite. Sorry it took so long the program I was using crashed in the middle
>>75287088
>>75287091
true
You guys are my best friends
legit
love.
>>75287092
I do not worship nazis
>>75287097
Not bad anon
i think its weird if you haven't tried your own brand at least once
i own a house and live alone inside of it
im very lonely
gonna start working on the caraposter coffee pepe
>Brits mad at Trump administration for leaking bombing info to media
>everyone blaming Trump administration
>meanwhile NYT chose to publish all the images and identity of the bomber
Uhmmm
I like all of you except for one poster
>>75287088
>>75287107
you too
>>75287107
Thought you got b& again
>>75287133
please not be me
>>75287133
who's the one?
>I like all of you except for one poster
>>75286256
>lgbt obama
He's thinking the same thing.
think I'll spend my latter days in Montana
>>75287024
temporarily in san fran. the gay shit doesn't even bother me anymore
Do you like menthols?
I bought some menthol bullseye and they are not very bad, like inhaling cough drops!
>>75287158
w-we could meet up
>>75287157
>the butthurt
nice
lol
>>75287157
i'm enjoying how he's pulling ahead by the minute
>>75287162
menthols are for those of negro persuasion
My timer quit out on me, water bottle anon.
>>75287169
you a girl?
>>75287162
menthols are stereotypical black cig you absolute nigger
>>75287162
ontario banned menthol tobacco products this year, didn't really like them had the odd capsule though
>>75287185
I'm a dude(male)
i never realized.
i can buy cigarettes can't i lol i just turned 22
should i just for fun lol?
>>75287158
>>75287169
>>75287185
>>75287193
don't meet with placer
he has a lisp and will loudly say 4chan memes in public
>>75287205
neither of those are true
>>75286223
>Conan edition
That's the wrong conan
>uncle wanted to hook me up with a girl from Montana
>i was in a relationship and said no
Big mistake, kinda wished I moved out there to study even if the schools there are a meme
>>75287211
its your word against lane's word
and i played cards against humanity with him so it trust him more
>>75287204
smoking is a really bad habit and it's really easy to start
you can if you want to tho
>>75287205
can confirm this. was an absolute spaz at the last cum meatup
>>75287220
What schools are in Montana?
>>75287179
>>75287189
I'm white as snow!!
I dont like the taste of normal tobacco, it's gross
>>75287190
Huh, I didn't know they were controversial
>>75287222
he lied
>>75287204
>have to be 21 or older to buy cigs in canada
my girlfriend is a recent college graduate and very cute
>>75287239
i dont believe you
only blacks smoke menthols
>>75287219
>make shitty story about detective that becomes a child
>it lasts for three decades
>>75287193
then why you offering to meet up
>>75287248
You're a liar
>>75287220
we could've hung out ;-;
>>75287245
it's 18/19 you goof
>>75287204
Buy a vape pen instead and ironically smoke it in public every day TOP KEK
>>75287245
Don't you mean California?
>>75287256
because Im bored and dont have any friends
>>75287235
I know there's one in Missoula that isnt too bad
gianforte is almost at 50%
>>75287255
>Lupin the Third is still going on to this day
People just really like their detective and cop shows.
i need to stop drinking tap water
>>75287259
what am i lying about?
>>75287260
I'd be down, you're one of the posters here I wouldnt mind meeting
>>75287248
I'm not giving u any pics dork
>implying quebec city is not white
when i took a french course in quebec for free when i was 20
this really slutty 18 year old asian girl was hitting on me all the time, and kept blowing vape smoke in my face after i said it smelled nice (it smelled like fruit)
i was really anxious at the time, it sucks i didn't fuck her we both lived in the same dorm
>>75287298
She's actually my gf
why can't public drinking be legal like it is in most places in europe? can't even have a beer while walking my dog on a lazy sunday
hello hiroshima nagasaki here owner of redchan ama
>>75287313
what does she look like? also she doesnt have a penis so i dont think youd like her
For Sinaloa-chan
*i took a french course in quebec for free when i was 20
sorry
>>75287314
Natives
>>75287317
why did you kill moot?
>>75287301
What about me
>>75287318
>what does she look like?
She looks like my gf you dork
>>75287331
he didn't fly so good
>>75287303
>>75287324
where in quebec??
i would meet up and drink with any posters in /cum/
even the homosexuals
>>75287320
>not bald cara
0/10
I'm Jim Watkins, owner of 2chan.
i should just delete my posts...
>>75287340
sherbrooke
>>75287140
>>75287320
noice
So if I go to quebec, can I take French for free?
>>75287342
>drink
Pretty sure half the autists in here don't drink and couldn't handle a beer.
>>75287335
you can come too conway
gonna start on the oyster bay pepe now
>>75287357
i doubt many people on 4chan could outdrink me considering ive been an alcoholic for a couple years now
>>75287335
Anything that gets me closer to your younger sister *winks*
Okay I remembered to take the water bottle out myself. Thanks for nothing.
I can drink beer, I just gotta make sure I dont try to chug it or I burpy
>>75287204
Don't do it fagit
t.smoker
>>75287348
How did you like it?
I always get really happy when people come visit
>>75287372
I'll bring her with me then
>>75287359
Good
>>75287255
>shitty
TAKE THAT BACK YOU ANGLO SCUM CAN'T UNDERSTAND!
Just ate two whole bars of chocolate
>>75287357
*shotguns a 24oz steel reserve*
>>75287376
or I get burpy*
I can drink pretty good, if it's a weekend i can down a 40 during the night but i'll be passed out or wont be able to stand up
>>75287342
Let's meet up and drink cheap 40s
>>75287359
Yay
>>75287397
>menthol
>40s
stop lying to me
you're a negro
>>75287314
Are you white? Then don't worry about cops, and do it anyway.
I didn't lie
>>75287401
Image meant for>>75287361
>>75287383
noice
>>75287384
>americans
>anglo
Gonna fry up some fish tomorrow buds
>>75287414
Yeah, cops pretty much only care if you're being a disturbance.
>imbibing the devil's distillate
he 100% made it up
>>75287417
lane, can you tell me about the portland poster? he was on the cara posters list but i dont think ive seen him
i need to have my thumb on the pulse of /cum/
i have nothing going on next week
i could go stalk UVA's campus until i find oyster bay...
>>75287424
what kinda fish
>>75287404
i guess i need to post proofs now since i sound fairly melanin-enriched
real armposting hours
>>75287378
sherbrooke is really nice, i don't like admitting it but quebec is nice.
all the french girls in the dorm watching over us kids taking the course were really nice too.
>>75287445
The good kind
most people in /cum/ are unironically whiter than me
>tfw no Quebecois gf
>>75287434
he likes tinder and cannabis
that's all I know
went from friendless to having a gf who i did everything with for a few months back to friendless today. feel pretty alone to be desu
>enjoying cannabis
>>75287462
anglo > french
>>75287463
sounds like someone from portland
thanks
thinkin of wearing thick frame glasses and a sweater
>>75287451
>posts the most dubious arm photo possible
Afraid we'd see your shitty shitposting cave?
>>75287441
hehe, come and find me
>>75287459
probably
i won't buy cigarettes
that baby boy should not inhale any carcinogens
>>75287486
i'm 12.8% native american so youre whiter than me if you're not racemixed
What are 40's?
any other requests?
>>75287502
>autismo doesn't know
Sad
fucking kids these days
>>75287505
Wow thanks, this is a very nice post
>>75287505
do one of me with the limited amount of data you have about me
I've dropped a lot of information about the exact neighbourhood I live in. Hope nobody comes and finds me haha
>>75287452
its ok we love u
we can be a bit quieter than anglos
>>75287481
why include extra stuff?
whiteness was the subject :3
>>75287508
I don't have autism
>>75287527
>haha
>>75287529
Why aren't you posting obnoxiously about being from Quebec like every other Quebec poster?
>>75287522
i will try
>>75287549
He's always talking about how he's part native american, that should help
>>75287549
thank you
>>75287548
because the other quebec poster is a mulatto anglo-canadian who desperately wants to be a white french-canadian
>>75287498
I have one ancestor, so I'm probably like 2% maybe.
>>75287458
mkay
>>75287451
Hairless manlet
>>75287567
>mulatto anglo-canadian who desperately wants to be a white french-canadian
Lol, silly negros
should i start working out for girls again?
i'm kinda a 6'1'' lanklet
>>75287548
some people are depressing and dont have identifying qualities besides that
or he just isn't white, there could be that too
i like minorities when they make me food though!!
>>75287582
i dont want to be hairy
how long until we get an awkward /cum/ meetup?
where would such a meetup be held?
>>75287567
>>75287585
ah, americans
don't realize I'm actually 100% northern european and bilingual