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Planned Parenthood edition
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>>75284036
*shows penis*
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the gf
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Business Plan: et drunk on rum like a pirate and imagine I have a gf.
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>>75284036
How is everyone day going?
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>>75284072
*steals your foreskin*
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dumb smelly yanks
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>>75284094
*makes a broth out of it*
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Should I buy this? Coconut oil is lube.
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>>75284102

whats the good word
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This board is shit and these threads are SHIT
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>2000+17
>not getting high from your desktop vape

enjoy your liver (damage)
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>>75284113
What do you need lube for? You some kind of homo?
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>>75284113

whats that in freedom dollars, 50 bucks?
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>>75284127
no foreskin

need lube to jerk off
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>>75284121
>spending hundreds of dollars on a vape
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>>75284121
how would I get liver damage from not vaping?
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I think circumcision is the one good thing I learned about from browsing 4chan.
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>>75284143
Actually that is called an *investment*.
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>>75284113
GIVE ME AMAZON ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75284140
Use spit and moisturizer you retard.

>>75284151
You would think that eh faggot
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>>75284081
She's cute
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>Actually that is called an *investment*.
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the gf
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>>75284176
You're cute
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>hes circumcised
>he needs lube/spit to jack off

what the FUCK
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>>75284036
Link to whatever that is.
I need a good laugh.
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hola
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what is /cum/'s thoughts on ethereum?
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>>75284207
hej
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>haha men's rights are a joke
>now shut up and give me your baby's foreskin!
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WAHOOOO
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>>75284188
I know
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>>75284215
Russian scam to get money off gullible no coiners
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>>75284226
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
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>>75284217
como estas?
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Time to start drinking.
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>>75284140
Lotion or Cocoa Butter, its what I use.
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>>75284226

>no flame vest

what a poser
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>>75284254
It's 10 AM
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>>75284263
no its 3 AM you dumb fuck
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the ghf
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Post your Amazon cart
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>>75284263
>>75284271
It's 8:33 PM you knobs.
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>>75284263
it's 8:32PM m8
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>>75284276
are you fucking gay or what?????????
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It's 7:32, retards. Look at a clock.
>>75284297
No
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>>75284032
saved
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>>75284276

my carts empty

do normies leave stuff in their cart without buying anything?
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>>75284263
>>75284271
>>75284282
>>75284284
>>75284303
It's 6PM actually
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>>75284312
Add it to your cart and buy it later. I just use Save For Later for shit I might buy later. The cart is for things I plan on buying soon.
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>normies

god i want to be a normie so bad. little steps i guess.
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>>75284321
actually it's 8PM
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girls on bikes
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>>75284249
pretty good, you?
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*shits in your clock*

now its poo pm
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>>75284331
First step is abandoning your lust for yellow women
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Koreans are subhuman
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>>75284331
normies are born normies

you will always be a loser
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>>75284354
False
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>>75284036
I fucked up so bad /cum/
i told a girl i like that i love cats when in fact i hate them
also im posting cats on normibook and snapchat the whole day even on msn my day and she likes every post
i told her that i have a cat when i dont, where the fuck do i get one? she wants to see pictures
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>>75284324

only thing I can think of getting is this, and even then, I still have my OG
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>>75284362
Craigslist
>>75284369
The only reason I have things in my cart is because I'm buying them for my girlfriend and my dog needs something else to chew
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>>75284362
do not get a cat if you cannot take care of a cat
just own up to your lies and resolve to be a better person
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>>75284361
redpill yourself my friend. They are partially sentient sex robots
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>>75284362

just borrow one from a friend or adopt, duh
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>>75284340
if you don't give me a kiss right now, oh boy, there's no knowing what could happen next
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>>75284385
then where is my qt sex robot korean gf?
check mate
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>>75284362
Stop talking to her because clearly you are a fucking autist.
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>>75284411
Only billionaire kpop managers have the privilege of creating and fucking them
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>>75284431
this is literally the plot to a doujin I read one time
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>>75284447
Life truly imitates art
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>>75284377
>>75284381
>>75284387
>>75284413
useless as always, i'll steal a stray cat
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Just saw the dentist for the first time in like 5 years
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>>75283732
Hey buddy how are you?
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Would ya, /cum/?
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I really like girls with brown hair and brown eyes.
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>>75284362
>i told her that i have a cat when i dont, where the fuck do i get one? she wants to see
Get some from my Tumblr
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive
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>>75284484
Me too
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>>75284344
That's normie for Canada.
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Unironically love that this is our president
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>>75284479
I fucked up
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>Unironically love that this is our president
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>>75284507
It's not nice to bully the leader of small Slavic countries trying to leave Russia's sphere.
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>>75284507
I already made a shitpost about it. I don't browse /pol/, I just post bait sometimes. >>>/pol/127109268

>>75284505
I've gotten more net attention from asian girls than white girls in my life even though there are usually more white girls around.

I think it just trained me or something.
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>>75284507
Truly an Emperor

I envy you, America
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>>75284532
yeah but it's funny as fuck
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>>75284532
>retard american thinks slav has higher precedence over balkan
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>>75284531
Better safe than sorry
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>>75284532
Montenegro will surely hold a referendum to become part of Russia now and start burning US flags no2, what do DRUMPF do?! Fucking IDIOT!
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>>75284562
Nigger, Russia has massive influence of Montenegro. The government tried to join NATO ASAP because they were afraid of the Russians starting another conflict like they did with Ukraine and Georgia.
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>strong leader
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>>75284588
I'm pretty certain that I remember you saying that the word Prague comes from a Celtic language and that Celts founded Prague.
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weedman would HEEM trump desu
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>>75284641
An infant could knock out weedman with that chin of his
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What should I read next buddies
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>>75284599
>The government tried to join NATO ASAP because they were afraid of the Russians starting another conflict like they did with Ukraine and Georgia.
Autism. Ukraine and Georgia are former USSR states with large Russian minority populations while Montenegro was part of Yugoslavia which loathed both Russian influence and western influence

>>75284640
>I'm pretty certain that I remember you saying that the word Prague comes from a Celtic language and that Celts founded Prague.
No you just can't remember shit. I was referring to Bohemia which comes from the name of the celtic tribe Boii that once inhabited the area
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That's the first shot.

I'll take as many shots as the last digit of this post.
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>>75284687
The old testament
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>atlas shrugged
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>>75284687
holy shit a pile of fedoras
read metro 2033
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>>75284687
Reading that Glen Beck book should probably be a prerequisite to posting here
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>>75284693
well bye, you wont be missed
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>>75284691
I would really like to know why you think that the exonym matters in any way when the Czechs didn't call their kingdom "Bohemia."
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i will destroy my liver before i am 30
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>>75284691
Also
>Autism. Ukraine and Georgia are former USSR states with large Russian minority populations while Montenegro was part of Yugoslavia which loathed both Russian influence and western influence

Hmmmmmm
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/21/europe/montenegro-attempted-coup-accusation/
http://www.businessinsider.com/14-people-2-russians-charged-with-attempted-coup-in-montenegro-2017-4
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/peopleandpower/2017/03/montenegrin-coup-170302060130440.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/26/montenegro-indict-russian-spy-behind-coup-plot/

You should really do some research before opening your mouth on topics you know nothing about, Oyster Bay.
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I'm hoping for more terrorist attacks soon.
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>>75284795
Go out and make them happen
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>>75284752
What? This is a first, someone triggered by the name Bohemia
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>>75284783
And Democrats claim that Drumpf is the result of a Russian coup here, lmao. And you probably didnt know the first thing about Montenegro until it started showing up in the news cycle recently for joining Nato.
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wew 47% alcohol burns a lil
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redditlflags was a mistake
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Just went out to eat
>>75283342
>>75283381
I'm neither of those people
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The majority of posters in thisthread have reddit flags and if you don't you are missing out on an extra dimension of funposting
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>>75284837
>everyone is a brainlet who's completely ignorant about other countries
Absolutely pathetic statement. And the fact that you're comparing an opposing party trying to discredit their competition and the actual leadership arresting Russians who actually attempted to overthrow their government is sad. The fact of the matter is that they joined NATO for protection against the Russians overthrowing their government or starting another civil war for the freedom of the Serbian People's Republic of Zabljak. I see you do this all the time. You start posting Wikipedia tier knowledge and claim to be an expect.
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>>75284917
My father died from cirrhosis, it's not a pretty way to go
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>>75284894
is columbus nice?
i wanna move back to ohio someday but i don't wanna go back to the same city
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>>75284687
Being There, it's a short read
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>>75284917
i didn't drink from age 1-20

my liver is fine, i can drink a little.

side note: I'll stop posting gooks for a bit I don't want to annoy people
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i am die
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>>75284901
Just another one of the millions of posts of someone butthurt against someone else here arguing about something they don't particularly about because the other poster triggers them
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>my liver is fine, i can drink a little.
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>>75284940
What city were you from originally? It's not a bad city by any measure it's got some neat stuff like The Short North or German Village
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>>75284966
>thinks that the exonym of a country matters
>thinks that Montenegro had to reason to fear being overthrown by the Russians
Absolutely retarded posts from an absolutely terrible poster
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i dont understand why people drink to get drunk
unless at a party or something
using drugs or alcohol to escape is just retarded
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>>75284973
grew up in youngstown then lived in hubbard for a year before florida
I wanna go somewhere less ghetto than youngstown but I didn't like the small-townliness of hubbard
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>>75284973
Are you that ginger guy who was going to move to Florida or is that someone else?
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>>75284998
Oyster Bay is a pretty good poster
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lol drumpth is too dumb to write a book all by himself
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>>75285004
maybe they just do it for something to do
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>>75285004
ya well i won't be at a university until september...
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>>75285013
>spams some old kike
>spams toads
>spams stale /tv/ memes
>spams stale Krautchan memes from 2013
Ah yes, great poster
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I am an expert
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>>75285004
most people who abuse drugs are making up for no friends
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>>75285012
I'm not ginger, and I'm not moving to Florida ever
>>75285008
I had a music teacher from Youngstown who lived there when the mob was big. You could also go down to Cincinnati I used to live there as well.
>>75285028
I said pretty good don't put words in my mouth silly guy
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I abuse tobacco
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>>75285041
>I'm not ginger, and I'm not moving to Florida ever
Do you know who I am referring to though?
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>>75285004
*tips fedora*
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>>75285071
why are you tipping your fedora at me?
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when i used to have friends at university.

i once did shrooms with them, and then at the end of the night they smoked a cigarette.

weirdest thing I ever saw
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>>75285012
i'm the ohio poster who moved to florida but i'm not the ginger
you're getting your ohio posters mixed my dude
i think the ginger was the one who posted his exact address on one of the zeemaps here

>>75285041
what's cincinnati like?
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>people outside being loud in the sunshine
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theres a large congregation of colored folk on campus today

moreso then usual
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need my coffee to survive. I'm totally dependent on it. Don't talk to me before I've had my daily coffee. I'll warn you I can be very irritable
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>>75285063
Thurston is ginger, so maybe him? That Florida poster said he used to live in Ohio so maybe him as well. I don't really know many gingers. I've only ever met one and he was a furry
>>75285084
I lived there when I was younger and I got to experience pretty much all of it. There's some more uppity rich parts of it that are really nice that my aunt lives in now and some really shitty parts like Clifton where my grandmother used to live. There's one cool place called Over-The-Rhine that used to be a ghetto but now it's been gentrified a bit and is a place where young people hang out a lot.
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>tfw start arguments in /cum/ for no reason to speed up the thread
>it's still slow
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>>75285004
video games are for escape
getting drunk is for pleasure
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>>75285084
Damn you actually moved. I remember you wanted to stay in Ohio, so hows Florida? Enough old jews down there for you?
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>>75285127
i know this feel
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6' 240
how many beers would it take to get a fat fuck like me drunk
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>>75285124
No some guy from Ohio used to post his face and he looked really young like a kid, he definitely wasnt Thurston
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>>75285171
I don't really know who you mean then. I'm the guy that gets called ohiANO a lot and shitposts when he's drunk.
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I don't actually think anyone in /cum/ is a bad poster excluding el HatiANO
>>75285203
You mean the one who's identity crisis comes out when he consumes alcohol?
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>>75285212
Yes ;_;
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that first shot was too big, it overwelmed me
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did cara post, or is he still banned
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>>75285240
What did Sinaloa get banned for?
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>>75285240
cara is a girl's name
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Slavs are white
Slavified Finno-Mongols (Russians) are not Slavs
Prove me wrong
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>>75285257
only a retard can't distinguish between genetics/ethnicity and culture
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>>75285253
he said
>cara posting is fun
and the reason for his ban was: keep political stuff in pol
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>>75285240
He's still banned, he was posting from a korean proxy last night. Did you really report him meanie?

>>75285257
Neither are white
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im looking for a girlfriend(male) hmu
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>>75285290
no i did not
i was just rusing him
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>>75285290
white is a term for europeans, not caucasoids
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I was raised irreligiously and don't believe in God but something about the Catholic priesthood seems really attractive and comfy

http://www.staugustines.on.ca/prospective_students/academic_programs/m_div_stb/
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What are /cum/ thoughts on black people music?

https://youtu.be/vkOJ9uNj9EY
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>Neither are white
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>>75285283
Did he post a screenshot of it?
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Oyster Bay doesn't tell anyone his ethnicity because he'll be made fun of being nonwhite (because he is a dago)
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>>75285342
no he told me in steam
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>>75285372
Did he see my pickle rick post done in honor of him?
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>>75285338
If you mean rap it's like most genres of music there's trash and some good stuff. If you mean music black people have made in general there's stuff I enjoy a lot and listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_3eYj-pOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqyEHqEYho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5xWkO56GI
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>>75285389
nuh uh
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Varg's real first name is Kristian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>75285397
That is his old name. His real name is Louis Cachet and he is a nigger according to his own logic (because he has brown hair instead of blond).
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>>75285397
Um no? Varg's name is Louis Cachet
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>>75285396
Awww, he would've liked it
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>>75285397
don't call him that, Kristian is his slave name
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>>75285431
ah i read he as you, well i dont know if he did he was online four hours ago, so it depends when you posted it

gotta get some food fug
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*welcomes you to Kazakhstan*
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>>75285466
>gotta get some food fug
>tfw eating TWO burgers
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The Golden One:
>Thinks that all Europeans must band together
>Thinks that Christians and neo-Pagans must work together to fend off the foreign hordes
>Doesn't make claims about things he knows nothing about
>Stayed in his native country
>Isn't a murderer
>Isn't a welfare leech
Louis "Kristian Vikernes" Cachet:
>Has said that you are a nigger if you don't have blond hair and blue eyes
>Was brown with brown hair
>RRRRRREEEEEEEE KILL THE CHRISTIANS SCANDINAVIAN GERMANIC PAGANS ARE SUPERIOR WE WUZ ROME N SHIET
>Talks out of his ass despite knowing nothing about anything
>Left his native homeland and tried to justify it by saying that his ancestors came to Norway from France
>Is a murderer
>Is a welfare leech
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Haven't seen an ikibbey post in a long time I'm feeling good.
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i went to high school with this girl she moved away in grade 10 (she was ugly) now shes fucking SMOKIN
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>>75285526
Show face
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varg is honestly retarded but i love his videos so much
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>>75285526
>tattoo
trashed
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>>75285510
ARE CHRISTIANS THE CAUSE OF ALL BAD
LETS FIND OUT!
YES SO YOU CAN SEE THAT CHRISTIANS ARE BAD OK?
THANKS FOR WATCHING, HAIL ODIN
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>>75285552
they're a source of entertainment for me
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>>75285526
Did she have that ass in high school?
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>>75285565
actually yeah

>>75285536
here
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>>75285577
7.5/10 face, 10/10 ass
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>>75285559
same
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I had sex with an girl in high school who was a very late bloomer (she only started growing tits and a nice ass in junior year) who I was always nice to. She's hot now and out of my league, but at least I can say that I've had sex with her.
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>>75284170
>Use spit and moisturizer you retard.
Or just buy real lube next time you're at cvs? What are you 12?
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im a late bloomer, one day i'll bloom into a high test alpha male, you'll see
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>Or just buy real lube next time you're at cvs? What are you 12?
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>he uses lube to masturbate
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>>75285588
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>foreskinlets
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>>75285647
Does she post this shit to her social media?
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Guess this girl's ethnicity
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>>75285666

cute?
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>>75285666
estonian
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lubes really expensive

a bottle of coconut oil is really cheap and lasts forever.

i heard girls also use it too...
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>>75285666
>666
Devilspawn
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>>75285666
Dont know but i would marry it and give it children
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I'll reveal her ethnicity if two more people guess
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If you buy lube at the drug store you also have to buy condoms or else the cashier will know you are a masturbating beta.
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>>75285660
Like every millennial girl, she needs validation in the form of likes
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>>75285742
Probably gets a bunch of thirsty comments too.
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>>75285742
It's because she has low confidence from when she was ugly
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>>75285666
clearly Peruvian
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>>75285724
Spanish and Greek
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if you think about it, likes are just (you)'s for normies
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>>75285735
little do they know I'm using them to do a posh wank on special occasions
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>>75285679
>>75285682
>>75285701
>>75285719
>>75285753
>>75285754
She's Ukrainian and has some Slav last name that I can't remember
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>>75285735
what if you buy lube with your gf
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>>75285763
I don't feel as good when I get a like on Instagram as I do when I get a fresh (You)
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>>75285788
Here (you) go
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have tried the so called "posh wank" on two occasions and i did not enjoy either
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBXU2t4hodo
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>>75285786
>your gf
XDDDDD

>>75285775
That's what's up my bro.
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have i waited long enough to start posting asian girls again :3 pleeeease?
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GAY ALERT
GAY ALERT
GAY ALERT EVERYONE THE FAG'S BACK
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>posh wank has a Wikitionary page
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/posh_wank
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>>75285809
same but something had to be done with the expired free condom from grade 9 health class
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtobYqDQV54
I like funk music
>>75285835
Fuck off you hamburger monster
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>>75285835
fuck off randy
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Once stole condoms from my friend's dad and they were a bit too tight for me
Was a nice confidence booster
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>>75285835

fuck off, you fat cheeseburger inhaling fuck
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>>75285835
friggin bobandy
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>eurobros suffering
>we are a bit christian but dont suffer as much
why dont they accept christ as the messiah?
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>tfw haven't watched a TPB episode after season 7
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i want to fap to an anime comic please help me find one
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>>75285784
Ah. Makes sense I guess.
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>>75285877

/s/206e45be09/967375-1
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have not watched trailer park boys since 2015
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>>75285877
>>>/gif/
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Is the caraposter really banned?
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>>75285909
yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n409VZ-KB8U
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last digit is how long i wait in between the next two half shots.
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>>75285920
Weren't you the guy who did it?
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>>75285935
5 days
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 and I will die alone
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i have whisky but nothing to mix with, only OJ and cranberry juice which are both gross w/ whisky
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>>75285937
no i did not report her, it was just a ruse
he was reported for political topics outside of pol while posting cara
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If dubs I get a gf within the next week
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>tuition getting raised 10% for in-state students
good thing I'm graduating
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hey now hey now

don't dream it's over
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what does /cum/ say?
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dindu's outside are screaming about something
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>>75285962
>her
Stop, he's a guy

>>75285966
Plot twist: it's a gf(male)
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If singles I will die alone
If dubs I will die alone
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>>75285962
>her
It's a greasy Sinaloan man
>reported for political topics outside of pol while posting cara
This happens every time the new jannies get selected, they go crazy for bit before getting bored.
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>out-of-state "people" unironically pay 33k/year to go to the UofO
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>>75286001
You were so close
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monument idea: camel fitting through a giant needle on wall street
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>>75286000
Good thing I'm not into traps
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>>75286030
It would still count as dubs in my mind
>tfw haven't had a gf for two years
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>tfw mid-fap creating an account on a porn site and signing up for free trial
>tfw post-fap cancel subscription immediately in shame
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>>75286040
>two years

try 22
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>>75286042
It's weird how much your state of mind changes mid and post fap
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>>75286040
i havent had a gf in 6
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fuck you guys so much.

i will get laid this year. i know i will, i just know it.
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My most recent gf was that Slav girl I posted
Wish I had a gf again
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>>75286032
Convince people the camel represents a female child and it will be SO STUNNING AND SO BRAVE and get built.
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>>75286000
>>75286004

I STILL HAVE REALLY LOW BLOOD SUGAR
PLES I NEED FOOD HELP HLPER

no im just too lazy to make food
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>>75286060
>flat plastic faces
trashman.jpg
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>>75286068
*helps you*
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>>75286056
yeah it makes me understand how soldiers in the middle ages raped women desu

if i was a on the crusades and murdering muslims i'd probably rape some women too
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My most recent gf was a hapa korean girl and she was a bitch
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>>75286068
u lik anchuvi peza?
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>>75286065
?
it's a biblical reference. "it's easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get to heaven"
i actually looked it up and it's an ancient mistranslation. it was actually cable, not camel
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>>75286099
tank you fiend
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Ryan from Ottawa will never have sex
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>tfw no gf
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>>75286108
you are dumb cables didn't exist in ancient times
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hung out with the old man today
went fishing, caught a few brown trout but nothing special
had a few beers, then he smoked me out. that was nice
went and had a burger afterwards
it was a good day
*end blog*
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Wish I was in college again
It was much easier to get a gf then
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>>75286122
Not if he keeps being such a sad fuck and posting ugly girls
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>>75286108
I know that you dumbass, don't you remember this stupid MSM meme?
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>>75286133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_a_needle
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>>75286144
no. i dont know anything about monuments. i just thought it would be a cool idea. stop bullying
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Anybody else ever just wanna turn off their redditflags for a second and then say a bunch of personal shit about your life to vent
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Evens Skyrim
Odds New Vegas
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>>75286135
>tfw youll never smoke weed with your dad
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I'm not sad.

I feel great, I'm even volunteering place and getting a drivers liscence. You guys are pure jelly.
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Thoughts on this kitty?
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初めまして、こんにちは。そちら側ではこんばんわですねw

突然ながら、KYな書き込みをさせていただきます。
これは私のスレッドの宣伝でもありますので。
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>>75286177
I say it anyways
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Shall be leaving now
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>>75286187
*bows respectfully without understanding a word of this*
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>>75286187
Zainichi
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>>75286182
HAAAA GET FUCKED
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>>75286187
nani o kame omae wa kokoni?
GO BACK YELLOW RICE MONKEY
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>>75286184
I already have a drivers license
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odds reddit
even 9gag
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My dad has never taken me fishing, the first time I went was with my friends.
I've also never had a beer with him because he's an alcoholic
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>>75286196
If I did people in the thread would use it to bully me they already call me ohiANO all the time.
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>>75286182
>people still obsessively playing these
it's like video games died in 2012
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>>75286187

translators note: rubadubdub thanks for the grub!
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>>75286187
get out of my thread and then kys
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>>75286223
>>75286223
>>75286223
>>75286223
NEW
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>>75286184
driving is one of the few joys i have left in life
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When do Canadians get their drivers license? Pretty sure get them when we are 16 here and NY is known to be on the late side
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モンゴロイドに属す民族は、歴史的に見て、世界で類を見ない程の大量虐殺を長い間行ってきました。

その代表的なのが中国北方遊牧民族です。
中国北方遊牧民族は、南部諸民族(主に漢民族や朝鮮民族)や西方諸民族等の世界に何度も侵入しては破壊と強姦と殺戮を異常な程繰り返し、民族が絶滅する寸前まで追いやっていたいました。それも4000年間。
その代表的民族がモンゴル帝国を築いたあのモンゴル民族です。

また、漢民族や朝鮮民族も同じような事をやっています。
朝鮮民族は皆が知っている通り、朝鮮半島内で何世代にも掛けて近親交配を繰り返してきた異常遺伝子民族です。
漢民族の世界も儒教が布教するまでは家族・一族同士での近親交配が存在していました。

では何故、彼らはあそこまで”血縁”というものを重視し、他民族に対してあれ程の殺戮や破壊、強姦を繰り返してしまうのでしょうか?
その原因は、モンゴロイドの祖先がシベリアと云うユーラシア大陸の閉鎖空間の中で、生き残る為に何世紀にも掛けて近親交配を繰り返し行ってきたからです。
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>>75286269
koreans with proxy
gotta love you plastic samsungs
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シベリアは現在でも人口が極めて少なく、とてもじゃないですが人間が暮らせるような環境ではありません。そんな場所に一集団が住み着いたら、確実に孤立化してしまうでしょう。
モンゴロイドはそんなシベリアから外へ移動せず留まるという誤った選択をしたため、外部との接触が途絶え、血が濃くなっていきました。(遺伝子的鎖国化)

その結果、DNAが均一になったモンゴロイドは奇形害児(精神病者、身体障害者)で溢れかえってしまったのです。
日本人や朝鮮人、中国人が古来から排他的で自閉症っぽいのはこれらが原因でもあります。

つまり、モンゴロイドが常日頃から理解不能な異常行動を取ってしまう理由とは、遺伝子自体に異常があるからなのです。

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1RCP-dKIEX6RW9fSEZNNFJkeVE...

モンゴロイドの人間からかけ離れたあの容姿は近親交配の隔世遺伝の表れなのです。
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モンゴロイドの異常遺伝子的特徴(外見)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1RCP-dKIEX6RW9fSEZNNFJkeVE?usp=sharing
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>wake up
>Still dago American
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