tossed salad and scrambled eggs edition
fucking pakis
>>75282530
fuck your general
lots of niggers itt
oswald
babestation
>>75282547
wrong
Nanny May
*be's a rotten egg*
love mixed race women
hate whites
>>75282527
Post a shit mosque
>his argument has been reduced to insulting their architecture
Howling
>>75282554
You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people out of your house
I tell you this, one of three americans die of cancer
You know? ssshole, you're gonna be one of those
I don't have the courage
To kick your ass directly
Don't have enough courage for that
I could, you know
You know you're gonna have another accident?
You know I'm involved with black magic?
Fuck you, die, bastard
You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole
And if I ever see your fucking face around
In Europe or Italy
Well I'll, that time I'm gonna kick your ass
Fuck you, Fucking americans, yankee
You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise
deep pain
No one does what you did to me
You wanna know something? Fuck you
I want your balls smashed, eat shit, bastard
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana
I hope somebody in your family dies soon
>>75282574
there's never going to be zero people on the track so it is just going to go on killing people to infinity anyway
>>75282590
>defending muzzies
'sheed
Every migrant that drowns in the Mediterranean is another dependent or terrorist attack or fifth column constituent avoided. Dog bless rickety boats
P R O P H E T
>>75282629
wrong, read it again and think
>won £1100 from bets on Brexit and Trump
>about to win another £800 from Corbyn's victory
Feels good lads.
Might spend it on a one way plane ticket abroad tbqh.
>>75282590
not even the lad you were replying to you paranoid mong
quick google gives me this (also in london)
The year is 2050
Location:london
>M-mummy
>Yes little one?
>Why is that man's skin so...pale?
>The infidels used to rule this land darling
>Now they cower in darkness
>>75282654
holy shit it's fucking happening
>>75282677
I'm already cowering in the darkness tbqh.
WAY ahead of the curve.
>>75282654
Good thing this is meaningless and Labour will never get the MPs
wouldn't really mind a labour/lib dem coalition if it meant corbyn would stop being so much of a communist
hate this thread and everyone in it
https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/867850698972704768
How common is it to do no revision for a big exam?
YOU ARE gay if you wouldn't fuck this
>No one likes you.
bulldoze the mosques
>>75282751
here you just fail and retake it
>>75282751
The people who say they do this and get a result of 50% or more either studied the topic consistently over an extended period of time or they're lying
>>75282641
The anon said the mosques there look shit, I just wanna see a shit one because they're all pretty good where I'm from
This thread doesn't have enough very British slags
>>75282650
tell me when it goes to zero then. you'd just be switching it indefinitely
>>75282766
too tall and tan for my taste
*pushes you*
>>75282805
hate british slags
love british milfs
>>75282704
What a pussy hole!
>>75282766
too thin
>>75282815
it doesn't go to 0, but it does get to 1, so unless the starting number is 0, it's always favourable to pull the lever
>>75282820
two small and dry
>>75282805
https://www.t-51.com/
>>75282849
hola puerto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAqEOJZbdBk
>>75282704
superb post
>>75282827
funny how the_donald is literally praising this behavior
>>75282834
And you could do a bump off her clit and she'd love it
>>75282827
what did he mean by this?
>>75282851
actually nevermind the 0 stuff, if it's 0 it doesn't matter either so it's ALWAYS good to pull the lever as often as you can
>>75282875
hello United
Much prefer spics to 'sheeds to be honest
>>75282851
>it doesn't go to 0, but it does get to 1
and then starts over again and goes on infinitely
One day, when I post here, everyone will go crazy screaming "PUERTOLAAAAD" begging for my (You)s.
one day.
>>75282903
>it's ALWAYS good to pull the lever as often as you can
yeah I got that you'd switch every time >>75282815 but it doesn't even matter because it is going to infinity anyway
>>75282591
Message to Harry Manback.
>>75282917
t. jose gonzalez
just watched Life.
Is there a John in this thread? I'm looking for a John Anon, please
>>75282834
just realised nigella lawson and will's mum from the inbetweeners look quite similar
do NOT think this was a coincidence
PUERTOLAAAAD
>>75282917
Much prefer an ethno-state
PUERTOLAAAAD
>>75282917
Spics are alri, 'sheeds are sleazy dishonest fanatical desert people, basically Jews with double-digit IQs
>>75282922
why infinity?
you're at 1, pull the lever, number of people on the track is then ( 3 * 1 ) + 1 = 4. pull it again, goes to 2, pull it again, goes to 1
am i the retard here? to me it seems it will stay between 1 and 4 as long as you keep pulling the lever
>Spics are alri,
I'm wasting what remains of my youth on twitch shitters.
Just watched my first Lauren Southern video. One thing that immediately jumped out at me is how deep her voice is. Must be a demon in the sack.
>>75282827
why do they all look unintelligent
https://youtu.be/1Q-0sUlPmUo?t=48
me on the left
yanks on the right
>>75283028
Were you watching greek earlier?
>>75282827
don't like trump, but this is one of his redeeming qualities
>>75283055
bizarrosheed
enjoyed kingdom of heaven
a rather good film
shall add it to my IMDB list
>>75282530
excellent edition
>>75282967
*surreptitiously tries not to tremble*
I still need a pic to spam in response. I don't have cute thai wo(men)
Is Falco the greatest kraut there ever was?
>>75283004
oh whoops, I read the start of the problem wrong. yeah if there is a certain number of people on the track it wouldn't go on to infinity
>Just watched my first Lauren Southern video
>>75283053
/membtv
>>75282827
look at the nose on that, thing
>>75283048
they're politicians
>you were literally born during women's economic, sexual and social liberation, the short-lived raw, animalistic and disorderly interlude between White Christian Europe and mixed Islamic Europe
>you will never experience a conservative society where nihilism is unfathomable
I've been banned from spending time on the chon lads
The wehrmacht are here and they are the gf
Might dox her
>>75283123
would eat that chinky out
Absolutely detest people who pretend to understand you explanation, and even confirm that they've understood it you if you ask them, then proceed with their work having clearly understood nothing. And sometimes asking you again about the same shit a short while later.
I've seen this from different sorts of people, but 100% of the Chinese I've worked with (granted, I've only worked with three) were like this. The current one is the fucking worst, he's an intern and was put under my tutelage; claims to instantly understand everything you say to him but he's unbelievably thick, can't do anything right, and keeps asking about the most basic shit.
Fucking frustrating.
5 year age difference between me and the tinder bird i being the the mature party
Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
dont care
>>75283160
nonce
Half hour in to tonights QT, why has no one mentioned that it always seems to be second+ generation muslims who blow themselves up? Doesn't it lay rest to the idea of 'they integrate' when even the next generation is going in the wrong direction?
>>75283141
finally it shows up
norlkolkfs away tomerer night so were going to do tube on satdy instead 9pm
>>75283141
your gf knows you post here?
>>75283162
Climbing gym seems like a good way to meet girls
>>75283087
post your list
>>75282984
was NOT ready for this
be careful what you wish for lads
>>75283157
>Absolutely detest people who pretend to understand you explanation, and even confirm that they've understood it you if you ask them, then proceed with their work having clearly understood nothing. And sometimes asking you again about the same shit a short while later.
I've done this before 2bh, though aggressive normies aren't keen on repeating something they aren't qualified to teach in a comprehensible way.
>>75283181
dont care
when did YOU lose your virginity?
>>75283113
age of empires streamers are boring as fuck
my willy smells fucking vile ngl
>>75283226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dx61TY38jw
>>75283157
do this literally every day because i can't think while i'm talking or listening to someone
then i think again about what they said by myself and figure it out eventually
>>75283195
thought you losers stop doing that shit
>>75283242
Ibid
watching video game streams or letsplays lets me now that you're an irredeemable retard
>>75283195
How many hours away is that
Me head dont do numbers so good
>>75283196
As far as she knows im just taking the piss out of virgins on 4chan but ive been here way too much recently and its making me lose sleep lol
Lads how do I read the Koran. I must learn more about the pakis and their motivations
>>75283226
when I was 20
weird to think I thought I was a loser who would never have sex when I was 19, and now I basically have it every week
>>75283226
never tried to lose my virginity
bet the pr manager is gagging for a lethal dose
>LOL LETS LEAK STUFF TO THE MEDIA HAHA FUCK DRUMPF XP
Glad to see these disloyal swine finally getting it shoved back up their arses with a candle on top
>>75283213
>>75283247
It's fine if you need time to digest it or sit down and figure it out by yourself. I understand not everyone is good at learning face-to-face.
But fucking say so, or at least manage to understand it so you don't break anything or waste a week before asking the same basic shit again.
>>75283272
Get the translated version by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
>>75283278
FONT
>>75283272
open it up and read the words
when you've read all the words on one page, turn it and start again on the next page
>>75283262
eh
2 days cop on ye ijit
>>75283278
FONT
>>75283302
did a post haha
>>75283297
What? Did something happen?
>>75283332
Yeah well its friday noon here now so when the cunt do you mean
2 days from now minus 2.75 hours?
>>75283157
sometimes I do this but I'm not lying. I THINK I understand, but only later realize I don't
>>75283278
weird how so many men lost it at 20. I used to think that was pathetically late and that the norm was 16
fuck you. yeah, you.
>>75283296
me on the right
Can you still get student discounts outside of term time?
>>75283290
why
got the 'tism?
>>75283384
bit rude
drank too much water and now i feel unwell :(
>>75283348
Msm published photos of manny bomber clothes and the gory venue
Drumpf is FUMING
There is little kinship among Hispanics. They all hate Central Americans and Puerto Ricans consistently.
doing a lager
watching old nigahiga videos with my cat
>>75283390
all boys high school & spent time outside of school smoking the herbal jew
Want to impregnate a woman lads
Nigger higger
>>75283278
i'm 21 soon and i have no chance of ever losing it
>>75283290
pretty much the same with me, realised years ago that women dislike me and i'm not cut out for it
funny one liner
How are you lads spending the evening ? I'm literally watching 90's TOTP videos
>>75283362
reeeeeeee
21:00 GMT on Saturday 26th May 2017
jeremy corbyn is literally going to become PM lmao
im most productive past 12 but my daddy makes me go to bed at 1 these days
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495496994455.webm
>just go outside, meet women and bee yourself
>>75283430
overwatch and a few ciders x
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFLdIGNUKuw
Gonan kill myself
in a lot of pain lads
go on, ask me why
>>75283395
if that were true Puerto Rican musicians wouldn't be making billions all over Latin America
some of them do hate us because we're a US colony. But imagine a Mexican mocking an American citizen while he struggles to jump the wall
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40053427
>General election 2017: Corbyn links terror threat to wars abroad
>UK foreign policy would change under a Labour government to one that "reduces rather than increases the threat" to the country, Jeremy Corbyn is to say.
Thoughts?
>>75283430
sweating my bollocks off playing DH
>>75283433
Roooooo
Thats sunday morning for me
Shall have to skip church
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utC8unlYEks
feelin' fine
>>75283476
the "they started it" excuse stops working past the age of 12
>>75283476
why do we hate corbyn again? he didn't wear a suit once or something?
>>75283476
he's obviously fucking right
though saudi arabia is equally at fault, fortunately corbyn is very critical of them. hopefully he sanctions them into submission and seeks ties with russia instead.
>>75283489
is it a catholic or a heretic
>>75283476
there is no way he's getting in so its irrelevant
>>75283449
kek
No pints and no Countdown makes /brit/ go... something something
>>75283476
>ending wars in the middle east by importing the middle east into britain
>>75283521
said increasingly nervous theresa may
>>75283430
Contemplating suicide.
FEEELUNS OV MOOZLUMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vWR5BpDdQ
>>75283546
know who uploaded this just by looking at the title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtUbsvvgFo
>>75283519
We are just 2 good catholic friends enjoying a nice heterosexual weekly mass
age to post on 4chan should be 21 instead of 18
having an icy cold bath to build up a large thermal deficit so that i may sleep peacefully this eve
>>75283546
he's right, you know.
>>75283584
I'm 18 and unironically still in high school
>>75283584
imagine most of the people who post here are 16 so not like that matters
>>75283596
*spins fidget spinner*
*puts on bogo hoodie*
wow, rad my dude!
>>75283579
i am too a supposed cath-olic
u can miss one mass innit
>>75283619
that would explain why they're all right wingers
you'd have to be a mong to think all the terror cells would fuck off if we stopped killing ISIS
maybe the interventions spawned them years ago (cold war) but they're here to stay
what is the final solution to the muslim question?
>>75283593
Why does he have to be so shouty about it though?
>i have Bath
Imagine literally regressing to the middle ages every night
What goods a scrub in a tub when you could have a scour in the shower? That's what i wanna know
>>75283622
Yes yes i will see that the appointment is cancelled
Havny seen R of the K for a good second or 2
>>75283643
entertainment purposes
people are growing out of leftism earlier and earlier these days
got temporarily euthanized today lads
they put the laughing gas over my nose and then started injecting me with this stuff that made me black out
me good
they bad
Just moved 50 grand into Vanguard, or 30K bongbucks
>>75283695
why is your pepe black?
Had a hearty laff this morning as a female professor of something at Cambridge was interviewed on BBC Three Countries Radio and waxed lyrical about "most of us don't understand Islam is a religion of peace" and "terrorism has little to do with Islam" and "there is no radicalisation going on in Mosques, that is an outdated idea" and "we must help the Muslim community" and "we must show them that they are accepted and an integral part of our society".
Then at the end of the conversation it was revealed she was a Muslim immigrant herself.
Yeah, "we".
Only Joachim of course baths are highly good and i do enjoy a good one after a bad day
Foamy woamy!!
>>75283666
cold baths suck way more heat than cold showers
shivering rn, cant wait to reenter my south facing fire room
>>75283666
>666
uh oh youre in for it now
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>75283695
so you did a balloon and some smack?
>>75283695
>temporarily
haha better luck next time m8 hahaha
>>75283711
why yours isn't? racist
>>75283731
You prick
>>75283737
I do the Hail Mary after every post dw
>>75283755
you're the one being racist by implying that being black is a deviation from the "normal" (aka green) pepe
almost posted shiba ding ding again
>>75283476
>the terrorists wouldn't attack us if we stopped bombing them
post non racist pepes please
>>75283681
>growing out of leftism
not sure where this meme comes from
>>75283436
perhaps a close tory win is actually the best result
means corbyn can stay on and avoid the inevitable brexit crash
>>75283799
>>75283799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtnqIcF61GQ
>>75283799
If you're not a liberal when you're young you have no heart.
If you're not a conservative when you're old you have no brain.
If you're not a radical centrist when you're in between you have no balls.
>>75283817
me if you talk to me before me morning cuppa joe
>>75283799
*gets schwifty*
>>75283817
... extraordinary wild cat action ...
>>75283812
>lose a referendum and an election
>get to stay on as leader
Why are gloryhole videos so hot?
Love the fact that these fat losers get a once in a lifetime opportunity to be blown by, sometimes rather hot, attention seeking sluts
Professor Snape stood at the front of the room, sort of Jewishly. “There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don’t expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few who possess, the predisposition…I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.”
Harry’s hand shot up.
“What is it, Potter?” Snape asked, irritated.
“What’s the value of these potions on the open market?”
“What?”
“Why are you teaching children how to make these valuable products for ourselves at a schoolteacher’s salary instead of creating products to meet modern demand?”
“You impertinent boy–“
“Conversely, what’s to stop me from selling these potions myself after you teach us how to master them?”
“I–“
“This is really more of a question for the Economics of Potion-Making, I guess. What time are econ lessons here?”
“We have no economics lessons in this school, you ridiculous boy.”
Harry Potter stood up bravely. “We do now. Come with me if you want to learn about market forces!”
The students poured into the hallway after him. They had a leader at last.
>>75283864
>>lose a referendum
ummmm no thats wrong sweetie x
>>75283872
nae a word hath entered my retina
>>75283872
hahaha what was the ministry for magic's tax policy hahahahaHAHAHAHA
>>75283449
link to thread?
just did DMT properly for the first time
holy FUCK
what?????????????
got a stinky bum
>>75283791
is this pepe racist
What's up buds?
>>75283922
>>75283922
did you meet the machine elves haha
>>75283938
can't be racist against whites
>lelcaj
what a name
>>75283449
The absolute BALLS of the man
once had about 8 teeth pulled out
was horrible
really want to try chewing khat
NEED some arab nigger friends
>>75283872
Ahaha yeah. MUSLIMS
>>75283960
i met fucking something
not even sure if i broke through, did a relatively low dose
>>75283960
HARGH
anyone done volunteering?
been unemployed for too long might try it
>>75283970
knew a rasheed named kekmat
>>75283983
no wonder we need feminism
>>75283961
tfw it's true
>>75284002
queued up with the lads to fuck your mum but got bored an hour into the wait and left
>>75284002
ask devon
>>75284002
applied for janny did you?
>>75284023
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7no7KGKaBhk
75284067
75284085
didn't even hover over embed
willy
bum!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDHpk6lwQ2s
new vid lads
mudcrabs ... disgusting creatures
aarrrrghhhhh!
>>75284136
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0
wew
you violated my mother
you ruined my wife
i will destroy you
>>75284189
sorry m8
>>75283944
nothing much dude
need to fuck a chink ass
Pickpocket, PICKPOCKET!
>>75283922
did you see the interracial breeding grounds?
why walk when you can ride, outlander
>>75284067
howling
very funny video
This incredible animation shows how deep the ocean really is
>>75284277
ARSE!
>>75284002
>doing menial labour for free whilst those in charge reap some of the benefits
hmm.. if only there were a word for this.
>>75282530
why do you brits even bother posting in a non brit made general, I only post here to berate you guys about the amount of non brits that post here but if I were you guys i'd just make another one and have actual brits post there.
1) brits will have their own actual /brit/
2) will discourage the faggot american who makes them 100 posts early
obviously this doesnt work at night when all the EU is sleeping, but during the day it seems absolutely retarded to bump a non brit made /brit/ thread
/end of autism
>>75284289
whoa
does anyone actually say arse in the uk anymore
even tim says and spells it ass
>>75284319
yes
>>75284319
tim is an ameriboo
need to get some salvia
>>75284311
>why do you brits even bother posting in a non brit made general,
1. too lazy to make another
2. we hate yanks but not to that level of autism
3. the janny will bring his wrath down if we make too many
>>75284363
*spits on you*
>>75284319
scottish 'people' do alot
>>75284363
yeah my mouth is dry too
alright alright alright
>>75284311
because nobody gives a shit who makes the thread dumb autistic cunt
did you know that back in the 1980s when mobile phones were new and only rich people had them, there were companies that sold fake mobile phones so you could pretend you were talking on a real one and people would think you're cool?
jajaja salvia is like saliva
unfunny cunts
>>75284400
don't care
>>75284315
not a fan of wojak being used by people like this
if jeremy corbyn wins this election it will be the biggest upset in the history of upsets
paranoid that if i leave my window open someone will come in and stab me
>>75284409
im dysexlic
>>75284425
Uhh grognald zlumpf has you beat there sweaty x
*boots up Crusader Kings 2*
>>75284430
mosquito?
>>75284430
same but with moths and spiders
>>75284430
*hops in*
*jumps into your bed*
Can't wait til all those "victims" of that bombing attack are buried so I can go dance on their graves
British government planned and executed bombings in Dublin and Monaghan killing over 30 people, over 40 years later and they still won't release files which will implicate their involvement
Fucking scum deserve all they get
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_and_Monaghan_bombings#Allegations_of_British_security_force_involvement
ABSOLUTE MADMEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqdBP6OnUGU&feature=youtu.be
>>75284462
Nobody gives a fuck if Irish die though.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvdgZlFrn8
>>75284462
Sean O'Sheed
>>75284475
laughed
need this weather out of business, i'm wearing a jacket and a dressing gown and still shivering
i wasn't built for this cold bullshit
*Kills my enemies*
*Loses*
Bloody hell lads, where did I go wrong?
>>75284462
>young children deserve to die for the actions of their government 40years ago
Okay paki, even the IRA wouldn't wish this to happen.
>>75284452
black man
>>75284549
>>75284549
>>75284549
NEW NEW NEW
ALL IN HERE >>75284549
>>75284549
>>75284549
>>75284549 3214321
>>75284549
>>75284549
>posting generic chinese basic bitch
Sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VV4_6W04FU
decent jump up from the original days of ukf
>>75284503
Southern Hemisphere faggot.
>>75284528
>even the IRA wouldn't wish this to happen.
You say that as if the IRA are more morally repugnant than the British state, which is a complete delusion.
The IRA were capable of setting off 3500lb bombs destroying major economic areas leaving no suspects, if the IRA wanted to, they could have crippled Britain.
>You say that as if the IRA are more morally repugnant than the British state, which is a complete delusion.
>The IRA were capable of setting off 3500lb bombs destroying major economic areas leaving no suspects, if the IRA wanted to, they could have crippled Britain.
not 310 yet
stop
making
threads
so
early