QUALITY memes edition
le jokerface
alri lads fatcam here
>Christianity is a spin off of Judaism
Christisnity is older than Judaism.
>>75280911
why did this meme die out
I'm not a rorke but personally I hope every third world migrant to Europe drowns in the Mediterranean
Haven't touched me knob since Saturday
babestation
just turned the radiator on
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/867859224096907266
A mother whose three children were at the concert at Manchester Arena on Monday night speaks movingly to @maitlis #newsnight
>>75280933
christianity is a weird sect of judaism but it makes up a lot of its own shit.
the jewish ideas about god and heaven and stuff are fairly different from those of christians.
that said the christians and the muslims believe mostly the same stuff except
>jesus is god - ignore the jewish rituals
vs
>jesus is important but only god is god and I muhammad am also very important + why are we rejecting the stuff from the old testament?
>>75280981
FHWOAR LAD ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?
>>75280990
autism
>>75280967
It just evolved
Reckon he enjoyed his evening, lads?
>>75280970
>neocons and zionists destroy libya and syria
>wtf where did these refugees in our Mediterranean sea come from
>>75280997
Why do they only speak to Muslims
1.5 hours of work left
>>75280970
Why cant they swim
What other memes about black people are true
>>75280997
Pop music is haram
what are the benefits of multiculturalism again?
alri lads.
>>75281004
Rasheed
>>75281031
God damn I love being American
>>75281028
did he file a flight plan with the agency?
>>75281056
food and foreign birds.
Flight tracker wanker loves his fucking flight tracker
MRI tomorrow
>>75280970
same
>>75280828
Read Stirner
>>75281049
Could you swim across the Mediterranean?
>>75281056
>inb4 MUH CURRY
>>75280800
>>75280887
no matter how much of a cuck you are, the redpill will find you
lads
shagged a fat girl in the alley next to the pub
she was being chatted up by some gym lad but I told him to fuck off
so she decided I was worthy
(it's funny because I'm shorter than the bloke I told to fuck off)
>>75280894
it'd be reassuring if there were unilad articles on such crazy bulls previously as well
Yeah i agree, i think it's got great potential for everyday usage as well but regulation would really limit this. The minute the p2p comes into question, its usefulness comes into question, and i think a strong crash where everyone's (stupidly) desperately trying to recover their losses would lead to impetus for regulation
>>75281028
GOOD 'mmick
very perplexing path
gays: your thoughts?
>>75281065
not really a rasheed.
muhammad's sect is basically just ebionite christiantiy with a bit of 'im a prophet too emulate me!' thrown on top.
>>75281076
The trick is to find where he took off from
27th birthday today lads
i'm officially in my late 20s and still a virgin
>>75281056
Not looking racist in front of your humanities student friends
Why does this girl speak so weird hahah #BBCQT
>>75281097
somewhere on /fit/ or misc there is a corresponding manlet hate post
>>75281128
oh dear
shag a prossie lad
anyone got the photo of the bombing looking through the entrance
>>75280970
>>75281128
>>75281049
Every single negative meme is true.
>>75281086
You ever see the video of them coming across a Turkish fishing vessel? They puncture their own boats to try to force a rescue because they think it's an EU boat there to save them but the Turks just laugh and watch as they drown in literally seconds. It is genuinely stunning how quickly they go beneath the waves or just start floating face down.
>>75281128
are you prepared to die poochie?
>>75281128
28 year old here, i would be a wizard but thankfully i shagged a prostitute when i was 21.
Do it sooner then later.
Based cute muslim girl on QT
why do people use racial slurs? what do they get from it? a sense of power? do they think it's funny?
Is rorkism a manifestation of ennui?
>>75281159
happy birthday
>>75280911
... Are you prepared to swipe Scoochey ... Moral dilemma picture 25 May 2017 ...
>>75281080
manchester royal infirmary?
>>75281195
Because it triggers you
>>75281128
Happy Birthday Anon!
>>75281004
*looks at all the christians killing people in order to get into heaven*
*doesn't see any*
hmm
Browing Instagrams of military lads. Looks quite banterous and laddish. Maybe I should join up myself.
Take the Egopill
Watching question time, utterly mad what the composition of the audience is. Is this what England is mostly like?
>>75281097
drunk fanny doesn't wipe
Just had to sieve a whole carton of orange juice as I bought with bits instead of no bits fuck sake
>>75275323
its this Iittle anons birthday today
he is sad because no one congratulated him yet
On the bus to work
business idea: timothy james byrne to english dictionary
like Tim's t shirt today, would wear it
>>75281252
As long as you're not autistic, otherwise the banter will be about you.
>>75281252
Don't be a walt
>>75281128
Haaaaaaaaaaa
bent twat
https://twitter.com/martynhett/status/866754948717006848
NEED to start using a condom when shagging girls
>>75281254
fuck off and live in some lawless shithole if everything is a spook
isn't it funny
>>75281224
magnetic resonance imaging
need to check if my heart is ripping in half haha
America is quite literally the land of the rorkes
>>75281177
Prossie doesn't count
>>75281255
>BBC
Of course not, BBC only want diversity, e.g. no white people
>>75281273
>bits
>>75281254
>Ripped from Reddit:
imagine my shock
shannot be reading
>fake blowie
>>75281317
/brit/ rorke rankings go as follows
australia > america > uk > canada > new zealand
off to work bye lads x
>>75281295
what's a walt?
>>75281312
agree with this desu
>>75281318
I spunked my load into her, of course it does.
Enjoy wizardhood then.
>>75281298
hello rasheed
>my 8 year old daughters friends are asking her why she's a terrorist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75281353
I love australia
>>75281312
Got what he deserved then really didn't he
>>75281348
quick blowie i mean my days
>>75281371
meanwhile someone else's 8 year old daughter died
>>75281312
hahahaaha fuck me
what a dickhead
>>75281312
wtf i love muslims now
>>75281353
idk m8 new zealand can be pretty rorke
>>75281309
nice spooks nerd
business idea: convince tim to play wynona's big brown beaver and do a video for it
diversity = fewer white people
>>75281368
bent twat
>>75281254
which board was this posted in
>>75281358
I didn't even get the phrase from there, but here's an article with exactly what I was saying jej
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/2/6/1185179/-Don-t-be-a-Walt
>>75281392
Yup. Won't be missed.
And he was Jason Manford's mate too.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4537500/Jason-Manford-deletes-Twitter-trolled.html
>>75281414
There's only two of them, one is a massive rorke another is a massive socialist. It basically cancels out and they're a radical centrist nation
>>75281371
Yeah was howling at this ome
>Finishing with a classic not all muslims sob story question
Classic BBC
>>75281353
josies a bit of a rorke
good lass she is x
>>75281312
isn't it ironic
>>75281298
>even when you're dead you're still alive on the internet
another reason i'll never make a social media account
>>75281345
Literally what mate
>>75281372
You like Denise, mate?
name 1 person who actively uses twitter that isn't a runt without any hope of redemption
before some dumb yank says trump, FOY
>literally a whole terror cell operating in the area
>this attack doesn't represent Manchester muslims
Get fucked
>>75281317
>the birthplace and main exporter of SJW culture
lolllllllllllll
>>75281457
post her pro-muslim anti-trump tweets
>>75281348
howling at this obnoxious, dead, gay, cunt
>>75281469
I tweet about the cryptocurrency market getting a nice little following because I'm usually right. Check it each morning and if there's big news so that's probably active.
I was gonna make a joke about deleting his account but ummm im gay so will refrain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
doing a primus
>>75281469
Larry the Cat.
*blocks your path*
>>75281467
did you read the image you posted? are you literate?
>>75281517
swipe down
>>75281517
jesus christ
>>75281498
>France
>America
LADS
hate the sound of some dickhead coughing horribly in the street
>>75281517
*tweaks his nipple*
>>75281542
Step 1: Be a migrant
Step 2: collect money
>>75281536
that's not how you use that phrase
>>75281498
antifa is a new phenomenon here. you euros have had them for longer than us
>>75281371
>>75281530
Egoism is far from reddit
>>75281517
he's a big guy
>>75281555
I'm on my phone and literally swiped down when i saw that fast fuck on my screen
Islam did not kill anyone
They are terrorists, not Muslims
terrorism has no religion
There is no religion allowed to kill
>>75281517
humiliate me
taking orders
mache alles
>>75281593
t. leddit.
>>75281498
>>75281576
was it autism?
>>75281499
>>75281593
>allowed
spook
swiping down at this thread
hello this is chef john from FOOD wishes dot com
with...
my own smegma
that's right!
Hate post-Manchester /brit/, it's literally just edgy triggered rorkes posting the same drivel. Still love pints though.
>"strike fear into the hearts of the nonbelievers"
what did the koran mean by this?
Islam killed everyone
All moslems are terrorists
terrorism is allowed in islam
imuslamics are allowed to kill
>>75281626
>/pol/yps don't post on reddit
Why are there so many drunk people out already?
It's a Thursday?
>>75281653
You tell them rasheed
>>75281603
stop stealing my material
>>75281676
THIRSTY THURSDAY
>>75281653
nigger
haha
https://twitter.com/martynhett/status/865651228574752768
proper went for it today didn't he
>rorke gets mad because someone says not all Muslims are evil
Ah yes
>>75281511
>Hakan
>SJW 'sheed gets blown up by by fellow loony 'sheed
Pottery
>>75281637
no, there's a specific one that's like "umm you tried to ban an entire religion sweetie"
>>75281392
>joking about hating straight men means you deserve to die
hmm yes
really annoys me how leftists seem to think islam is like a word that encompasses every muslim instead of an ideology that most muslims only loosely follow themselves (the ones who follow it strictly are the terrorists)
>>75281706
who is this lad
>>75281453
who is josie?
>>75281735
>suggesting genocide
>>75281719
>w-why aren't the brits thankful that my brothers are killing them
How to know if the poster is a cuck from leftypol
>thinks rorke is an insult
>>75281719
islam is inherently evil, rasheed
>>75281666
you're barely even coherent at this point
do you think i'm a /pol/ poster? i'm aware that board is a reddit hive
>>75281706
god he's such a faggot
nationalism is a force for good
>>75281096
>NOVEMBER THE 13TH
>On November the 8th,
what?
Rorkes: How dare muslims kill little British kids, all of them are sick disgusting people!
Also Rorkes: Look at this tweet, I'm glad they're dead!
Howling
>>75281719
at the very least, they're all mentally deranged
you have to be to subscribe to such a load of stupid bollocks
>>75281828
>>75281834
the least surprising turn of events that has ever occured
wish rorkes weren't so easily baited by the most obvious shite possible
>>75281653
>>75281666
>>75281719
>>75281735
>"not all muslims are evil!"
>all muslims worship a child rapist
hmmm
are the left trying to tell me something about themselves?
LADS
8:57AM
still haven't been to sleep
>>75281834
unironically this
>>75281880
doing some noggin joggin to this post
>>75281776
yes, i am sure straight men will be marched into death camps any day now
Sick and tired of muslims playing the victim card
>>75281884
wonder if MI5 is here now
if so, poleaboo has suggested several times that he'd bomb subways so lock him up
>>75281834
>'sheed kills brits
>that's bad
>'sheed kills 'sheeds
>lol
>>75281884
>daily mail saying threads
100% real no doubt
>>75281932
shlomo
>>75281312
I honestly couldn't care less if a bunch of homos and slags got killed at that demon-worshipping slutfest, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to use the resulting political capital to support my rorkist arguments.
Pretty sure the majority of us are agreed on this.
>>2187648
2.
Law#1: Briffault's Law
*The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can
derive any benefit from associating with a male no such association takes place.
-Caveat#1= Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued future association.
Simp= they don't care what what you did for them in the past. It is all about what you can do for them in the moment.
-Caveat#2= Any association based on a particular benefit will become null and void once said benefit has been provided.
No amount of simping/pandering will keep a women who isn't interested in you interested after she gets what she wants.
-Caveat#3= As long as she trust you and she receives benefits she'll continue the association. Hell she may even fight for the
association to exist..see:two girls fighting over one guy.
Law#2: Hypergamy= Women date up and are likely to cheat/destroy one association if they believe they have a better opportunity at hand(branch swing).
*Due to this fact it is optimal for men to date down as it fortifies the relationship against a womens hypergamous whims.
*i.e. an 8/10 man is better off dating a 6/10 woman if he desires loyalty
Law#3: Solipsism= Women are programmed to be extremely self centered, i.e. princess complex/queen complex/prima donna/diva, etc.
*women are opportunistic about associations while men are idealistic
*Women will go after a man who has it all
*Men will build with a woman to have it all
*does an ego post*
Any genuine oldfags left here?
What happened to Ribena?
mi5 are gaylords lmao
1 hour of work left
>>75281834
who are you quoting? it's just extremely ironic that some gay kid that tweets about wanting straight males to be executed on twitter ends up a victim of a terrorist attack purported by an ideology that despises people like him
>>75281986
fatcam here
>>75281918
Can you imagine being the agent assigned here.
You could've got something cool like infinitychan or dark web stuff but instead you're stuck here with a bunch of autists and shitposters
>>75280911
Im 3 cold ones into this night
>>75281986
He died
>>75282000
fatcam couldn't afford the plane ticket
fatcam here
one of my mates knew the deidre barlow tattoo lad lads
>>75281834
Well of course I'm glad they're dead. If they hadn't drowned they would have reached Europe and become more parasites embedded in western society. They never should have gotten in the boat in the first place.
>>75281986
unfortunately he hasnt fucked off
>>75281991
>that grey skin
was he a vampire?
was thinking about dating a black girl i've been talking to
until i saw this
>>75282040
Even worse......
English
>>75281884
This stuff is so stupid when you think that the security service couldn't catch a muslim who was reported for terrorism twice, flew an ISIS flag on his house, belongs to a terrorist network, travels to Libya and had a house full of explosives
>>75282060
is he ok?
might sleep in just a g string tonight
1st the worst
2nd the best
3rd the one hairy chest
4th's a ballerina
>>75282072
no, he's black lad
Rowntree randoms > fruit pastilles
Howling at all these rorkes getting triggered by a banterous tweet. I thought you mongs hated political correctness.
>>75282030
I think you completely misunderstood the post
>>75282060
christ
>>75282092
pics
really annoys me how /pol/yps seem to think left is like a word that encompasses every SJW instead of an ideology that most leftists only loosely follow themselves
>>75282092
Pics
>>75282072
no hes black
Hmm beginning to think about the BBC's neutrality
alright here's the thing yeah it doesn't matter what colour they are right because you don't see sihks and hindis coming here and saying "don't draw pictures of vishnu" or whohaveya and you don't see them demanding we build fucking sihk temples or whatever in the middle of our cities and they're not coming over here going "i've just fled from my oppressove shithole now make your country more like the oppressive shithole i just fled from" and i have yet to see one fucking instance of hindi meat if they even have any so my point is this it's not because these lads are brown it's because they're fucking muslims. end of.
>>75282111
link?
>>75281986
bena's here
he transitioned and trips under "monica" now
yanks aren't used to seeing white people
completely naked, very little hair on my body, windows flung open, duvet on the floor
gooch is still moist
>>75282060
>racemixing is normal and healthy
how long has brit been going now
can't remember my brain is fried and drunk
/brit/ is essentially an anonymous gay chatroom and I won't have it
>>75282169
prove it
>>75282128
I was in Santiago last month and it's a fucking shithole mate
>>75281986
>caring about /brit/ personalities
fuck off
... Time to break out my mid '80's beach gear TM ... Still fits my fat ass ... Picture 25 May 2017 ...
>>75282140
>he thinks the bbc is neutral
>>75282152
wonder why his dad hasn't honour killed him yet
>>75282169
>very little hair on my body
bender
troling is an art.
>>75282184
>ass
FOY
>>75282060
bad meme
>>75282140
http://biasedbbc.org/
>>75282170
explain rashida jones
>>75282177
*hovers over your open mouth and lets a warm bead of gooch sweat drip onto your tongue*
marblecake also the game
>>75282140
First two aren't that much of a coincidence tbqh when you realise you have to be a saddo living in Manchester who actually bothers to apply to be on these programmes
>>75282209
her dad is like 1/4 black
>>75282204
>10 kilos of makeup
>1/4 black
>>75282060
thats just because de niro and his wife are ugly/unfortunate
there are loads of cute mixed people
>>75282209
Yes that's another great example of it going horribly wrong cheers
>>75282170
>>75282140
>same outfit
Imagine the stench
>>75282204
I live in london and maybe 1 in 50 look like this
>>75282142
>and you don't see them demanding we build fucking sihk temples or whatever in the middle of our cities
They apply for planning permission the same as muslims do for mosques, Christians do for churches and homeowners do for houses,..
>>75282246
GOOD post
god I hope I don't puke from this alcohol
>>75282228
his mum and dad were both black
>>75282060
>>75282170
>>75282249
Christ that's disgusting, keep them coming anons
ann perkins
>>75282255
find me an example of a sihk temple built in a garish manner like the fucking mosques the muslims construct over here
>>75282204
>is only attractive because of her white features (hair and eyes)
>has that silly bull piercing and under layers of makeup
>>75282247
literally nothing wrong with your picture
>>75282276
bent twat
>>75282249
>>75282247
one of their parents was only half black with a full white partner, show me an example of a full black and full white couple with a good looking child
>>75282140
look at his gigantic paki nose
it's like alans
>>75282266
his mom, Sarah Frances Jones, is white. so her dad is half black, which makes her 1/4 black.
>>75282259
>god I hope I don't puke from this alcohol
feel ya
whatcha drinking
>>75282255
Answer to all should be no. How did so many mosques suddenly spring up?
>>75282305
quincy jones parents are both black
>>75282231
like every other model?
not true (1/2)
>the hottest english girl is a 6
point proven
>>75282300
They're both disgusting specimens of live fauna the only amazing thing about them is that we were able to calm them down long enough to take a picture. Working with live fauna is especially hard.
>>75282282
thats it mate you're coming with me
i hate pakis and think they should all be killed
>mom
FOY
>>75282325
bitter
>>75282290
It's Sikh m8 not Sihk, you mong.
Shant.
>>75282316
>Sarah Frances Jones, is white
>>75282290
Mate where do you live that you've never seen a gudwara? You've probably seen loads and thought they were mosques you mentalist
Like 10 min walk from my house
>>75282337
>black and white picture
>>75282335
one of them must have mixture, otherwise he wouldn't be so pale
>>75282253
>most people don't look like supermodels
you're a smart one aren't you
>>75282371
>Knowing this
>>75282371
>>75282391
every african american has white mix. it's why they're superior to africa africans
>>75282382
Hmmm pic didn't work
>>75282373
she's not fully black anyway
>>75282293
>>75282204
Plus the eyes are almost certainly contacts and the hair is dyed
>>75282423
shes more black than you said
>>75282419
http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/47/55/2475559_0bb0822f.jpg
>>75282293
not true
>>75282337
you only like women slathered in makeup?
guaranteed she bleaches her skin
>thats just yer opinion mate
knob eaten
>>75282443
and less black than you said
>>75282290
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAPS_Shri_Swaminarayan_Mandir_London
>>75282454
that's an ugly woman
>>75282382
>English ""people""" now think this is completely normal?
>You don't wear a burka? Bloody hell mate that's halal
>>75282462
no because she is black not white
Business idea: /brit/ crime gang
well?
>>75282454
that is not attractive mate go back to tumblr we don't want your beastiality here, sexualising animals is wrong
>>75282326
Because they applied for planning permission, it was granted and they built them. Like churches and synagogues desu
>>75282482
she's definitely mixed but okay. you said quincy jones' parents were both black
>>75282276
suit yourself, white genocide will not spare you :^)
Don't know the difference between any of the silly musulman words and shan't be learning them either. Also referring to them as musulmen (it's french)
>>75282464
much nicer than a mosque desu
>>75282506
>>75282464
that actually looks great, mad it's in london
all of the mosques there look like utter shite
how does she have a european nose
>>75282530
>>75282530
>>75282530
last one there's a rotten egg
>>75282490
the series doesn't converge so it doesn't matter
>>75282424
eyes are real
hair is dyed