>you wake up in a south american favela what do?

>>75279048
tell the niggers I AM GREEK

>>75279048
Play some football with the lads

Buy some olives. I love olives

>>75279048
Become a narco trafficker

>>75279048
Find nearest qt favelado and tongue her asshole.

Kill myself

>everyone has a house made from solid bricks

Brazilian favelados have better quality homes than Americans kek

Wake up confused about the dream I was having in which I was a white guy from Oregon born into a loving and well off family. Then I'd just resume my real life as a soccer playing jungle monkey supported by my travesti lover.

>>75279048
Contact my embassy and get the fuck back home.

Bang a brown girl.

Anon Escobar : Electric bugaloo

Treinou brasileiro jiu jitsu
Try to sleep with a novinha
Rinse repeat everyday

>>75279876
A bit gay lad

>>75280434
nothing gay about gently tongue punching a girls asshole

what the hell is wrong with you?

>>75280469
Isn't a favelado a dude who lives in a favela

>>75280469
are you kidding? eating pussy is the gayest thing you could do as a straight man. literally lowering yourself to lick the genitals of a woman. "cunt kisser" is even an insult in some parts of the world

>>75279048
Die of some disease that was eradicated back home.

>>75279048
Find a qt favelada and have some sex. Then go get cleaned up to try and find a job.

>>75279048
Celebrate and thank to God for getting me out of India.

>>75281736
Which God?

>>75279048
Take breakfast

>you wake up in Providência
>people will think that I'm either a cop or a junkie
>pick a cab and make my parents pay when I get home
>spend the next week wondering how did I end up there

drug myself to death

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>>75279048
Gather iberians and form a gated iberian community.

>>75280565
he said asshole

>>75281920
Quit memeing your face on 4chan this is going to end bad for you. Anime message boards don't fuck around.

>>75279048
look for a place that serves SOPA

>>75281943
even gayer

>>75280565
>not having the urge to suck, lick, and fuck all parts of the women body

Faggot

>>75282028
Why

>>75279048
Get out of the favela and visit the South American city.

>>75282028
I am 75% that someone else is using hos face now.

>>75282194
Yup it's going to end up on some fucking pornsite or something. I've already seen it pop up on other boards.

>>75280469
Favelados are not women

But I'm white I clearly belong in ArgetinaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

>>75279048
rob some dumb gringo

Make like an american and get shot

Take a taxi to Zona Sul

>>75279048
listen to this song and go back to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq4BFGdTd7Y