the waifus edition
britain :)
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
>>75271991
>aryanna
>mfw
>ASIAN FARM SLUT GETS TO BE FUCKED FROM THE BACK HARD
who names these videos
>>75272028
my ancestor :)
>>75272030
susan
I kinda got a promotion at work, I'm now learning to respond to emails from customers
My mum and sister were severely disgusted when I revealed I ate a non-halal chicken sandwich during lunch
My cousin got to meet the queen even though she's not anti-paki and anti-terrorism like me
didnt realise that you could take the stickers off your laptop
just done it because /brit/ said so
anime
>>75271986
By asking her if the concert where the bomb happened was good?
LADS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS ON FILM 4 TONIGHT AT 9PM
GET ON IT LIKE A CAR BONNET
>>75272031
have not seen any muslim nurses in these photos
that's odd, since the media has been telling me that the nurses were all muslim
blame my parents for everything wrong in my life desu
>>75272031
>The Queen met Evie Mills and said she thought Ariana Grande was a "very good singer"
>>75272060
ngl when I first heard about the bomb I would have put £50 on it being you
*kisses you*
>>75272074
s2 when
>>75272030
>10 years later still alone
>>75272118
*hugs you from behind*
>>75272081
but its terrible
>>75272030
FUCK OFF
>>75272077
it didnt happen during the concert
kaitlin
>>75272060
Why are emails are a step up? Surely answering calls is harder
might move to utah
Lads, why are non-whites tolerated in our country when they are so detrimental to society? I just can't figure it out.
>>75272156
I know that
the gf
>>75272104
My cousin met her even though her job means she wasn't actually treating any of the victims
>>75272117
Sorry to disappoint
saw someone driving down the hard shoulder on the m25 in traffic today then a copper pulled out ahead to block them in, last i saw they were dragging the man out. good feel 2bh
PAKIS OUT
>>75272167
peng
>>75272174
jews brainwashed the braindead normies to be 'sheeds
>>75272174
dude they're just poor!!! give them a chance!!!!!!
>>75272200
and yanks
>>75272126
july apparently
>>75272168
I guess because there's less oversight?
And it's easier/cushier
>>75272031
>The Queen receives absurd praise for her 'strong words' against the the attack, yet she does not cancel today's garden party at Buckingham Palace - for which no criticism is allowed in the Britain of free press
hmm
>>75272200
make me dumb yank
>>75271991
Charli XCX with her Asian boyfriend - Huck Kwong.
>>75272077
asking about the concert that she had probably been looking forward to for fucking months
i'd say it's a decent tactic
>>75272239
why should she?
hate nightscape, jealous and fed up of this cunt
>>75272251
vile
built like a fucking fridge
try and fight me, any one of you runts, and i'll drown you in the north sea
>>75272251
>Charli XCX with her Asian boyfriend - Huck Kwong.
He has an East Asian / Chinese father and White British mother.
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/867701738693906432
tim being a right cocktease
>>75272291
>He has an East Asian / Chinese father and White British mother.
Gee where have I heard that before
#Pray4Charli
grrr blood tories
>>75272291
>>Charli XCX with her Asian boyfriend - Huck Kwong.
You can google it for more pics
>>75272282
are you really built like a fridge? do you have a door? are you cold inside? do people store food inside you to make it last longer?
why are greggs cookies so good
how come none of the survivors of terrorist attacks ever become outspokenly anti-islam
like when they interview them they never talk about the religion of the bomber or the reason they got blown up
>Yanks literally put butter in their coffee
>>75272337
because you're not going to be racist on TV are you, stupid fucking cretin
might go on a walk later if /brit/ would like any nice pictures
>>75272317
if you're referring to elliot rodger, um sweaty he went on the rampage specifically because he couldnt get a gf so your reference falls flat x
>>75272200
This
Islam is incompatible with European culture, simple as
racist on the tv all the time
ama
>islam is a race
ah yes
>>75272321
someone tell this dumb fucking paki that the bomber was reported to police and they didn't do shit about it
>>75272337
someone's holding a gun to their head just off camera
>>75272337
because they're smarter than you
>>75272375
Why the fuck does he get a house just because he's mad?
>>75272351
Joe Rogan told me to do it
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/867713750928941056
screaming
love tim
>>75272371
what race is islam?
>>75272408
he paid for the rent himself you mong
>>75272351
I always thought this was a meme because it's so ridiculous
Islam have made the world a living hell...islam must be banned...
>>75272351
I use margarine
>>75272331
shut it wimp
*holds your head under the freezing tide*
>>75272351
literally not true
>>75272406
'sheed
>>75272337
the current zeitgeist doesn't allow for them to without risking job loss, lawsuits, antifa attacking their home, etc
>>75272351
tried it
works pretty well
>>75272432
pakis
>>75272436
how, he's unemployed and mad
Best vegetable?
It's obviously the onion. Red onion, white onion, shallots, spting onion. Don't think you lads realise how many things have one form or another of onion in. It's used in the majority of flavorings. Praise be to the onion I say, with good old spuds in second place (imho)
>brits don't use high fructose corn syrup
HOWLING
>>75272483
t. Deeta Lakhwir Singh
>>75272483
for me it's the garlic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_4pmM_MyJk
>>75272483
sweet potato desu
>>75272470
ah yes
the jobs of 12 year old girls, always in peril
>>75272483
onion is great, goes with everything
big fan of green veg also
>>75272483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE70jrhOrjk
agreed
>>75272512
>reddit potato
>>75272286
everyone! this faggot here got literally cucked because he's a enormous cuck
laugh at him with your most ebin reaction images!!
>>75272508
wont
Neanderthal toilet seat complexion cave beast sociopathic parasites
>>75272548
Fuck off Lithuania
Why do British men naturally act so faggy? Is this some cultural thing or a recent change?
>>75272538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIOPvQDEW7w
>>75272576
estrogen in the water supply
>>75272576
why do american men dress like children?
>>75272576
alri riley
just got called racist on tv
>Canadian ''''literature''''
pakis OUT
canadians OUT
lithuanians OUT
indians OUT
leftists OUT
benders OUT
heteros IN
rorkes IN
yanks IN
brits IN
>>75272576
cultural
>>75272617
all me
>>75272606
good post
>>75272617
>rorkes IN
how about no
>>75272608
>>75272617
>yanks IN
thought you'd just slip that one in there without us noticing eh
>>75272617
Are agnostic paki trannies allowed?
>>75272654
what are you a FAGGOT or something?
Hair is literally GONE, lads
I need hair
racking up some serious (You)s today lads
need to update the spreadsheet
>>75272692
pics of balding cuck hair
>>75272674
agnostic paki CANADIAN tranny here
ama
>>75272727
>women can do anything men can do and should be empowered
um no sorry sweaty
>>75272739
Trypical Canadian you mean
aussies IN
kiwis IN
saffers IN
leafs IN
yanks OUT
brits OUT
The HRT has made me physically weaker than my younger sister and my 48 year old mum
They've both noticed too
>>75272692
Try Finasteride
>>75272739
Tell me about when you came out
>>75272756
ethiopian
>>75272756
there was a 30% chance of this happening but im still surprised
every single yank here reeks of 30 year old virgin
>lefties blame righties for terrorism
>righties blame lefties for terrorism
>no one blames the actual terrorists
really makes one ponder....
>>75272506
they go hand in hand for me with cooking most stuff.
>>75272512
get out
>>75272535
good lad
>>75272539
what is this?
she's not very attractive, is she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOUV2rwMr1g
quite overrated. or am I a bender?
on the mum's gin again lads
>>75272793
radical centrists do
>>75272779
Post a pic of your dick lad
cant climb fences
>>75272810
I'd rather just pretend it doesn't exist
>>75272808
this
wonder if monica would let a black man shag her
>>75272821
*knocks up a really small fence*
have a go at that lad
>>75272787
29 actually
>>75272787
>tfw literally 30 y/o khv
i blame islam for the terrorist attack. where do I fall
>>75272861
>>75272830
It does exist. Post pic
>>75272843
Yeah but I prefer white men
Just not pakis
Not 100% comfortable with chinks
>>75272861
With the herd, sheep
>>75272878
good lad. keep spreading this
feeling a bit anxious
>>75272260
LOL
Any of you lads ever knock down a bee hive and get stung?
>>75272912
hello paddy o'reilly
>>75272896
if you're going to off yourself try and take out a major political figure when you go and align yourself with ISIS
that will make them take some notice
>>75272878
What about bombing their homes?
(Proposal Pic) My mom told me not to post it on Facebook because she’s ashamed of me, so I’m posting it here for the world to see!
>>75272976
>mom
>>75272976
bit gay
reposts from reddit in /brit/ are the lowest form of post even worse than memes
>>75272795
military march about fried onions
>>75272962
ah yes the average normie on the street who goes to shitty american music concerts definitely has a lot to do with the military bombing strategy in the middle east
pretty fucking warm lads
>>75272962
they deserve it 99% of the time
>>75273003
its affective low effort (You) bait
>>75272479
he used to have a job
>>75272962
european lives are worth more, sorry but that's just fact
>>75273022
Eye for an eye m88
>>75273039
>>75273039
>>75272797
She's cute
>>75273094
fuck off reddit
>>75273073
no
the bombing specifically targets terrorists
they target normal innocent people
why aren't they targeting the politicians that gave the orders to bomb their terrorist bum-chums?
>>75273003
good post
It's a shame we aren't backing Kurds more. They have values that are absolutely compatiable with the west and could make an excellent partner to help push our interests in the region.
They've sheltered all the other minorities being targeted by ISIS in their occupied zone, be they Christians, Jews or Shiites. They champion gender equality and their women have the grit to fight these bastards head on with the most limited equipment imaginable. Their POWs are even treated properly, which is a major achievement for a quasi-state that barely has the means to provide food, water and electricity for its own people.
ISIS are literally running scared of the YPJ. They can't abide being killed by women and when they hear their war cry it crushes their moral to know they're up against them. The Kurds are a people that have been dispossessed and victimised for decades through no real fault of their own. It isn't just a prudent idea to support the self determination of these people, but a just one.
>>75273039
So do Brits
>>75273052
That's not a good enough excuse, R*ddit.
What are the most known/most commonly ordered drinks at bars here in the UK? I applied for a position as a bartender and lied about having any experience at all. I got an interview but it's literally tomorrow and there are thousands of cocktails I just need to know the main ones.
Any general tips from previous bartenders would be great too
>>75273114
cringe
I saw Jeremy Corbyn at a Tesco in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Double Deckers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
joe rogan honestly has a lot of useful advice and a good outlook on life
think i'll listen to more of his stuff
>>75273149
vodka and coke
why are none of the yanks in here funny
the aussies, jocks and micks can cause a smile or 2 at the very least but the yanks try so hard to fit in that it just falls flat on its face
quite pathetic really haha x
too hot
*removes clothes*
>>75273126
The bombing doesn't specifically target terrorists you facing blue pulled idiot
There are thousands of civilians killed/injured/left homeless by NATO bombings
Get a grip of yourself
>>75272081
>not directors cut
Shan't
post doggos, lads
>>75273175
nah he made fun of tim and bullied him
won't be giving him even a second of my time
>>75273153
doubt a posh boy like corbyn would dare mix amongs the commoners tesco
bloody freezing
>>75273204
>doggo
VERY reddit
anyone disagree with this?
*waits for an answer*
ah ok, good to know we all agree
Why is it that a British person becomes successful and moves to the US, they never return to the UK to live?
>>75273149
Strawberry Nesquik
>>75273175
he's a fucking moron mate
>>75273200
pics
>>75273237
make indochina yellow and you're set
lung ct booked in for next week lads
literally have a twitching eye and headaches and this weird pain in my pain hip, unironically think its metastatic lung cancer. this is based on a lot of research, I have been ill for like 10 months now
>>75273201
proof?
terrorists don't mingle with civs they have special hideouts and camps that the bombing is focused on
the NATO bombing in syria has killed next to no civilians
the terrorist are killing thousands of civilians a day
you're the one literally advocating terrorism here
>>75273234
heckin shibe does a frighten
>>75273200
pics x
>>75273234
You would know.
>>75273237
>pakis not asian
FOY
>>75273126
>the bombing specifically targets terrorists
Whats the difference between intending to kill civilians and killing civilians in collateral damage?
Spoiler, there is no difference. Both times, you knew you would kill innocent civilians and you did it anyway, deeming it a necessary moral sacrifice to achieve your aims.
>>75273269
they're too brown
Just booked my flight to Swindon
feel like there's no posts on brit for a minute then overwhelmed by 20 posts x
>>75273294
>having this saved to your computer
I have an irrational hatred of James Corden. Primarily being because he is a fat unfunny fuck that, out of fucking nowhere, got plucked to host one of the biggest nightly shows in America and now gets to live in the sunny, clean and shiney hills of LA in luxury wearing Gucci living the dream.
How the fuck did he get that life after appearing in Gavin and Stacey?
Gary Linecuck BTFO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40047816
>>75273304
terrorists aren't civillians
Net migration from Eastern Europe has slowed to a trickle with as few as 5,000 people arriving in the UK from the countries last year.
>>75273374
he's lowest common denominator drivel
normies lap that shit up
just wanked and my spaff came out sideways
Going to Guildford in a few weeks. What should I expect?
just got all my wisdom teeth pulled lads
finally got the bleeding to stop
it hurts lads, it hurts
>>75273149
lagers, vodka lemonade/coke Jaegar bombs. Sourz (women and poofs)
>>75273304
all this "collateral damage" most of the time is propaganda set up or staged by terrorists looking to gather more people to their cause. the white hats are terrorists.
just swam out some mongs dickhole sideways
>>75273395
haha wtf
>>75273280
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/20/us-airstrike-allegedly-kills-56-civilians-in-northern-syria
>>75273395
>>75273415
hope youre alright
>>75273421
enjoy getting dry socket
>>75273402
thank god, had enough of white people
>>75272031
>42 KB, 624x351
Bloody hell you people are useless.
Also
Alp Mehmet, Vice Chairman of Migration Watch UK, said: “This reduction in net migration is welcome but it is still running at a quarter of a million a year – a level that would have once have been dismissed as incredible.
>alp mehmet
>They will not affect our daily lives!
*builds barriers along pavements so we can drink in a coffee shop while terrorists fail to drive in to us*
>>75273464
>amp
shan't
>>75273464
>allegedly
hmmm
>>75273464
>guardian
>allegedly
hmmm yes wonder who their source was on this one, definitely no agenda there
>>75273421
I'm 24 and I still haven't gotten wisdom teeth (to my knowledge)
>>75273437
don't believe this for a second
morning boyos
>>75273395
can't breathe
but didn't you lads hear about that one paki taxi driver that drove people to the hospital?
See? mass immigration is a good thing.
>tfw no qt nurse gf
>>75273551
mornin lad
what's on the agenda today
>>75273566
he was a bro-tier sikh
>>75271991
would black any single one of these slags without a second thought
>>75273576
nurses are all crazy la
t. doctor
lmao yanks get their wisdom teeth pulled even when there's nowt wrong just so they can save on health care
terrible people
phwoar
>>75273576
nurses are disease vectors akin to rats
just got shot lads
eating a burger during my $12000 ambulance ride on my way to the hospital
>>75273619
Kick the habit.
>>75273136
literally saw this exact post on reddit this morning
>>75273611
yeah, nothing wrong with impacted wisdom teeth that cause infection and crowding. epic
am so pale :{
>>75273619
would have kissed her toe
>>75273643
wahey
I'd love to write for a dumb TV show with a lot of influence. I'd make all the characters invest their money in weak stocks.
>>75273652
>trusting abbo witch doctors for your dental advice
mistake #1
>>75273488
dat bitch high as fuck
>>75273577
not sure pal
just gonna NEET it up. maybe go walk around the park throw rocks at ducks again
>>75273611
>He wasn't really injured it's just propaganda!
>We a good boys we didn't nuffin
Fucking state of you high and mighty NATO terrorists
MASSIVE choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo
>>75273657
pics
>yeah, nothing wrong with impacted wisdom teeth that cause infection and crowding. epic
got full anesthesia when I got my wisdom teeth pulled out
one of the best memories I have
dark, unconscious bliss
>>75273691
I hope a duck throws a rock back at you
>>75273480
foy off yank i am not in the mood for your yank bollockry
dont want anyone replying to this
don't fucking test me
>>75273706
and who dropped the bomb that did that to him
nobody has proved it was a nato country
100% false flag propaganda
my name jeff
the average muslim supports death for apostasy, sharia law, forced marriages etc, they're all fucking nutters
>Work tomorrow
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M UNWELL
muslims are bro tier
>>75273713
me on the left
>>75273770
more like blow-you-up tier
amirite
anyone else have a small penis here?
just measured for the first time today and im under 5 inches when i always assumed i was average
>tfw still not got my wisdom teeth
>>75273765
>high wycombe
tim?
>>75273752
alri
>>75273619
me making a 90th minute save from a CR7 free kick on the right
>>75273765
liverpool NOT on the map
alpha as fuck
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/25/politics/trump-pushes-prime-minister-nato-summit/
>>75273765
>High Wycombe
just got back from wales
sheep everywhere
>>75273764
I was going to post this
>>75273829
cnn would make a news story about him adjusting his tie the wrong way
>>75273488
What do you think her Majesty made of these socks?
>>75273800
>>75273849
might randomly mix numbers 1-9 and start a thread on /mu/ claiming those corresponding numbers represent my fav radiohead albums from first to last
>>75273829
what an autistic gimp
>>75273829
webm
>>75273829
howling
>>75273864
post a cat
don't want to tidy up
communism is good
it turns out the average penis length for white american men is 6.3 inches but i am not even 5 inches long
>>75273813
Liverpool doesn't have a sizeable Muslim community
>>75273944
please stop posting. you're disgracing us
>>75273927
cat (female)?
>>75273864
post your bum instead x
>>75273980
no a real sexy cat
>please stop posting. you're disgracing us
>>75273944
mine is 5.75 inches long with a girth of 5 inches
hmmm
>>75273944
>virginia
explain yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWGUutYaXhM
My neck hurts from fainting yesterday
>>75273898
SCREECHING
>>75273944
>average penis length for white american men is 6.3 inches
source
>>75273999
>>please stop posting. you're disgracing us
got a 3 inch willy
If all the muzzies get kicked out does that mean pogboom has to go too?
>>75274063
pics of willy and bum x
doing a post so we can have a new quicker
>>75273961
Is that Gino
>>75273974
i also can't grow facial hair
>>75274018
just another proud son of the General Robert E Lee
>>75274038
a homosexual told me that
>>75274139
new
>>75271991
fuck Shariana Grande and fuck white people
>>75271991
>no emma
>>75272251
>Elliot Rodger in an alternate timeline.jpg
>>75274288
Who?