/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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wtf I'm a republican now?

ded

>tfw no qt gay bf to snuggle with

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>>75271428

*sprays you*

>>75271463

wtf i am cured of my gay now

better find a cute gf now

>>75271087
Cheapest state that's not in the South, go.

>>75271506

probably nebraska or Iowa, I dunno

>>75271506
North Dakota

were you guys aware that there was already another /cum/ thread

>>75269755

>>75271636
No, thank you for the link.

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Do your patriotic duty and impregnate a latina!

Based

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>>75272718
Can I also fuck her Latin girl(male) sister(brother) on the side?

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Literally perfect

>>75274933
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1495/73/1495738629731.webm

lol

>>75280332

he's a big guy

sorry for not posting much today guys

>>75280396
gf or job?

>>75280396
I appreciated it

Homosexuality is a sin and sodomites will be condemned to an eternity of eternal hellfire

hm actually says right here in MY magic book that you're a fag and YOU'RE going to hellfire for eternity

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>>>/pol/127109268

My idiot fucking roommate put the ketchup in the fridge.

I just ruined a perfectly good burger.

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>>75280484
Good post

>>75280482
I love you too

>>75280524
that's where it belongs you degenerate
>m-muh cold burger
well I assume you don't steam your lettuce either
>I don't eat lettuce
well you better be taking your vitamins! or is that too cold??

Homosexuality isn't that bad tbqh

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>eating a burger without lettuce

>>75280600
Fuck off nigger

>>75280440
>gf
haha yep that's it

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>Homosexuality isn't that bad tbqh

I wonder why this Californian is so obsessed

>>75280692
But American is full of >>75280732 just waiting to be gf'd

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>>75280765
Not by me

/cum/ is a protestant general, and thus Homosexuality will not be accepted

why couldnt i be this cool?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495745188318.webm

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this is nice board

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>>75275323
its this littIe anons birthday today

he is sad because no one has congratulated him yet

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give me your candy

homosexuality is accepted in many mainstream protestant churches

also i just attended an Episcopalian service and slept through most of it

>>75280816

>lifts his leg to dribble

PLEB
L
E
B

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>>75280799

Protestantism is a sin

>>75280799
Fuck off heretic

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thinkin bout life n sheit

>>75280943
You didnt show him your dick, thus he has no reason to answer you.

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>>75280820
YOU'RE ALIVE?

>>75280966
Hol up
You be sayian
We wuz heretics n shit?
Shiiiet

>>75280816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJcObz1k_E

wish I could shoot my roommates

>>75281170
I wish you weren't such a faggot

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495749788917.webm

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>wish I could shoot my roommates

>>75281210

rude

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gonna take a long nap

>>75281170
WHY

>>75281240
>that smack at the end

>>75281246

Elliot is my spirit animal

>>75281240
that guy's retarded
not gonna lie

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Went to a marine recruiter today

>>75247483
>>75247568

>>75281347
y

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>>75281240
wtf

>>75281350
>WE WUZ REBELS
>AND WE WUZ AMERICANS ALSO

>>>/pol/127109268

threads going well

>>75280816
That bitch had it coming, kid was only trying to be cool, no need to be rude to him.
I really, really fucking hate women. This only proves my point that 2D is the way to go.

>>75280626
what did the Trump/Bernie handshake look like

>>75281425
physical violence is a plague that is going to be eradicated you dumb nigger

>>75281381
Because I have no idea what to do with my life and I don't know what I could even go to college for. I'm not really good at anything.

My family is all military and I feel why not

>>75281482
real talk: I don't think we'll ever move past physical violence between humans. We might reach a Star Trek like sorta-utopia where physical violence is rarely used and only as a last resort, but humans, as you can see today, just love to fetishize and glorify violence

"Come sit a spell" makes me cringe a little bit

>>75281486
Go for a business degree or something so that you can enter as an officer

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Good morning

Should be legal to kill homos.

It's legal to kill rats isn't it? Both very disease and exhibit disgusting behavior.

>>75281486
have you watched generation kill

>>75281562
every hour you sit doing nothing is 22 minutes off your life. it's fucking MURDER

>>75281619
>every hour you sit doing nothing is 22 minutes off your life.
don't expect I'll be around much longer then. See you all in the next life

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>>75281585
Morning to you, friend.

>>75280732
I wanna fuck her so hard and then I want her to rape me and give birth to my children then we'll raise them with Catholic mores while making them autistic ancaps or libertarians.

>>75281619
Generation Kill is 1st recon

>>75281599
>you try to go after conway in /cum/
>2:52 happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiOJr4EyUH8

Can't we all just get along?

When the alien mothership from Earth 2.0 touches down and gives us all our scheduled anal probes what will they think of how weve been killing and mutilating eachother?

When superman saves Batman again and is arrested by the cops for the tenth time who will Kerrigan decide to nuke for breakfast?

Is it gay if you arent attracted to men but are attracted to cock?

Is this the dilemma most trap fans are facing when they say it's "not gay"? They're attracted to the dick but not the rest of the body so they want them to be as feminine looking as possible.

>>75281482
>>75281482
>physical violence is a plague that is going to be eradicated
>is going to
How I wish you were right. However the kid never intended to hurt, he just underestimated his aim. You can see he was just as surprised as her.
I don't like violence either, all I'm saying is I don't feel bad for her.

Since I'm a misogynystic piece of shit I have no right to talk, but do you usually talk about being anti-violence right before calling people niggers?
At least call me a beaner you blind motherfucker.

>>75281599
Nah, don't kill them, there should be another way. Too bad nobody's interested in finding a cure for this mental illness. I really hate faggots as well.

>>75281619
Can't wait till I die young then

I'm having a hard time making friends with black people

>>75281700

its super gay

Fact: Dicks cant fuck dicks properly

Fact: Dicks can fuck pussies properly

Fact: dicks can fuck assholes

Fact: poop comes out of assholes among other manmade holes (feel bad for disabled people.

>>75281732
>>75281682
if you stand up periodically and move a little, you can greatly reduce the harmful effects

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>>75281740
today my spanish coworker jokingly told my manager i won't be her friend and my manager said i'm only friends with black girls

Lads I think I stuck my dick in crazy.

Just had one of the best faps of my life

>>75281724
you have to call people niggers to get the sjw cultists off your back before you spout some liberal shit

>>75281852
t. crazy

>>75281840
You cant just make a vague statement like that and not make up a story, come on senpai

Wish there was a cure for the gay lads

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my entire dorm reeks of weed

>>75281961
Smoke some weed bro haha 420 its a plant not a drug and its not addictive

>>75281938
Does /dixie/ mind you being gay?

>>75282053
Why would they

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>>75281938
does this pic do anything for you?

Found a guy who clearly wants to bang his sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjLpVUnUTGU

Nothing wrong with smoking weed

>>75281938
Become a trap. Traps aren't gay

>>75281938
I've heard a good shock from a standard home electrical outlet can help

>>75282062
I've always understood it that Southerners are more conservative

>>75282062
BLRRLRLBURLBUSHLRUHSL BECAUSE THE SOUTH IS THE TOP RACIST BLLRALWAHKFUHAWK MAXIMUM HATE FOR THE GAY AND THE BLACK BLRRRUURURURUR SUMMARILY THE WORST

>>75282114
You okay friend?

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what is this?

>>75282181
Basically this

>>75282079
>A la prima se le arrima
>A la hermana se le ______

>>75282181
Good picture

>>75282225
un amante

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>>75282233
You've gone awhile without deleting this one

Caught some fish today buds

>>75282322
How big?

>>75282233
doxing her as we speak. i'm gonna fuck your gf

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Holy clickbait batman

>>75282233
>Latina
Asco

>>75282411
Do you want an Anglo woman or something?

Deleted it now
Won't be posting any more of her pictures

>>75282405

I want to violate ivanka's geneva convention

>>75282477
gay

>>75282471
Saved all her pictures

>>75282405
bet she wouldn't wear that in a muslim cunt
wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't go to a muslim cunt

>>75282496
And what do you plan to do with them?

>>75282534
Nothing actually she looks too similar to my sister

just saw the vid of macron shaking the hands of all the NATO leaders and putting trump last

why does trump shake hands like that? it's not alpha at all. it's a trait you see on that opposite-of-the-virgin-walk meme

>>75281700
Faggotry

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>A girl touched my leg
>I jizzed myself

>>75282548
Your sister sounds like a cutie

>>75282551
He's a massive germaphobe so he usually doesn't shake hands

Is being into older women a fetish?

I'm rarely into girls my age.

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Judging by her eyebrows I can deduce she is a gentle flower

>>75282600
Yes it's called cougars/MILFs

>>75282564
he still fucked your waifu

don't tell me how to live my life

>>75282580
so is his extremely aggressive handshake actually attempts to escape the handshakes?

>>75282614
I want a cougar to teach how to have great sex

Fuck drumpf

>>75282642
I think it's him overcompensating

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>>75282405
Anyone else noted that melania looks like a younger version of Michèle Lamy?

>>75282666
>666
Satan confirmed Hilary supporter

>>75282621

my waifu is a virgin, so thats impossible

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YOU JUST KNOW

>>75282693
This character is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Went swimming too

>>75282510
didn't she go to Saudi Arabia just recently

I've been writing ''NO THOTS ONLY GOD'' signs all over my classroom lol

I'm fucking 25

Anybody got that picture of the tiny Donald Drumpf shaking Trudbro's hand?

>>75282731
SCP-871's danger originates in the consequences of an instance not being eaten. Any instance of SCP-871 which is not consumed will cause a new cake to be created in its vicinity after 24 hours. While this is similar to its normal "replacement" behavior, the original instance will continue to exhibit the same properties, replicating if damaged and continuing to "replace" itself every 24 hours. This behavior has been observed in all cases where more than 10% of the mass of an instance remained unconsumed. As there is no known mechanism for halting SCP-871's replication, any uncontained instances could replicate exponentially, quickly becoming unmanageable. No maintainable plans for the containment of more than 20,000 instances of SCP-871 have yet been devised. It is estimated that an uncontrolled outbreak originating with a single instance would render the earth uninhabitable within 80 days.

How do I convince women to give me the sex?

>>75282613
I've posted another photo of her before :^)

>>75282718
they'd be a really attractive power couple honestly
>>75282763
I'm 24 and have never been to college and still working retail

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>>75282754
>tfw you didnt drown

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Found it

>>75282810
Why are you so rude

Is this guy that deletes his posts mentally retarded?

It's one click away with 4chanX.

>>75282790
Going to dox her and show her all the photos you posted of her here from the archive, brb

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>>75282797
Aren't you hispanic? What grounds did you make this post on?

>>75282797
It's never too late to get into college

>>75282844
Shhh don't tell him

>>75282718

he's telling her what a fun guy I am and how she'll have a great time when she meets me

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>>75282835
j-just die already

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>>75282844
>>75282863
I know about that. How do you think I got Thurston's photo after he deleted it?

>>75282856
I remember that thread

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>>75282693

>>75282882
Stop

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>>75282882
>>75282835
>>75282810
>>75282754
can someone say sexual tension?

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What a chad

>>75282891
lmfao this nigga is uggo

>>75282846
I've already found her instagram. working on the home address right now

>>75282874
take a look at >>75282782
>you will never embrace her tightly
>you will never sniff her hair
why wake up in the morning

>>75282912
This character is also me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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>>75282909
Are you gonna start avatarfagging as Scaramouche?

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weather outside rn

>>75282929
Since August 20, 2007, several detached human feet have been discovered on the coasts of the Salish Sea in British Columbia, Canada, and Washington, USA. The feet belonged to five men, one woman and three other people of unknown sex. Of the 16 feet found, only two have been left feet; both of those were matched with right feet. As of February 2012, only five feet of four people have been identified; it is not known to whom the rest of the feet belong. In addition, several hoax feet have been planted in the area.

>>75282856
did you screen shot and save that image just to ask me this

>>75282925

I will though

Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me

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Korean pussy.
o u
r s
e s
a s
n y

>>75282983
yes

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>Schizophrenic christfags

>>75282761
there aren't any pictures of her wearing a head covering there

>>75282947
i use WHATEVER pics i have to express my inner lion and ROAR

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>>75283007

>Korean ousssy
What did he mean by this?

>>75283031
women of extremely high status and importance often forgo the head-covering tradition. Merkel for instance loves to piss them off by not wearing it

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Yet, this character is me as well. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

im a guy (male)

>>75282988
Even if by some miracle you did get to fug her, always remember that the Honourable MEMBER from Papineau got in there first

>>75283007
f
a
i
fail

>>75283086
The Tamam Shud case, also known as the Mystery of the Somerton Man, is an unsolved case of an unidentified man found dead at 6:30 am, 1 December 1948, on Somerton beach, Glenelg, just south of Adelaide, South Australia. It is named after a phrase, tamám shud, meaning "ended" or "finished" in Persian, printed on a scrap of paper found months later in the fob pocket of the man's trousers. This scrap had been torn from the final page of a copy of Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam – a collection of poems attributed to the 12th-century poet Omar Khayyám. In some early reports of the case, Tamam was misspelt Taman, and the error has often been repeated.

>>75283016
thats weird

>>75283128
what is your response to my inquiry

Wish that I fell for the Latina meme earlier

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>>75283096

she is pure and saving herself for marriage

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>tfw fell for the Latina meme

>>75283205
It's a good meme, my Chicano friend
Her parents are nice people too

>>75283151
i prefer reading in english

>>75266663
fuckhead

>>75283205
You can't get a gf anyway so why does it matter

who /angry/ here?

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>He fell for the gf meme

>>75283250
REKT

a girl likes me what do i do

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>>75283287
me. all the time

>>75283314
i cant shes too qt

>>75283307

penus in vajoo

>>75283314
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75271087/#75283314

Is Ohio anon that ginger guy who looks like a kid and wore the sweater?

>>75283334
jus b urself bro
But seriously just do it
Don't let her be the one who get's away
>>75283339
I already know about the archive :^)

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like my skirt?

>>75283342
are there a lot of oysters where you live

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>get's
>>75283342
He might be the guy who everyone was calling a pedo

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>>75283374
Yes but there are more clams actually. Oyster Bay is the name of the Town which is the equivalent to a township in other states

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I've actually known my gf for several years before she was my gf

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not a fan of f*st desu

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Hello /cum/! How was your day today?

>>75283437
interesting 2bh
>>75283439
EVERYTIME

>>75283439

Ive been meaning to play this but the chances of getting that trash guy seem like itd be too annoying

>>75283452
It was nice. How was yours?

>>75283463
its quite good, i personally have to speed up the game during training because my autism cant handle wasting 30 mins on some animations

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hey /cum/

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badly need a haircut. haven't had a trim since Monday

Really detest people who wear Harvard clothing even though they never went there

>>75283495
You've never had trim

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>>75283459
I posted a bunch of Oyster Bay fun facts yesterday, Oyster Bay is the read area here. It actually has two coasts

>>75283502

t. drove by Yale once

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>>75283473
It was okay!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW

>>75283495
just got mine today. always gives me bad feels seeing how large my forehead looks afterwards
>>75283517
seems like a chill place to live. whats on the coasts, beaches?

You can do anything you want as long as you're ironic and self-aware about it

>>75283575
My current life.

Fell for the NEET meme. How do I re-enter society?

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I spilled some virgin pina colada on my gf マオ.

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>>75282167

pic 15/27

http://www.today.com/slideshow/photojournalist-chris-hondros-42688633

Just ask that cute girl out ironically
And if she says yes, ironically go on a date with her and then ironically have sex
Then ironically be her boyfriend and ironically date her for a couple years before ironically asking her to marry you and ironically having a couple of kids
Then you can ironically die happy

>>75283590

Just B urself :)

>>75283590
Are you the lifeguard or another Torontonian

>>75283590
learn a trade, get employed in said trade, make friends at work

new york is bad and you should feel bad for living there

>>75283613

>Just ask that cute girl out

herein lies the problem

>>75283616
I only work one shift a week as a lifeguard and I don't want to go back to uni so I think I'm pretty much a fucking loser (NEET).

>>75283639
You see, your problem is that you're doing it seriously
But you need to do it ironically, as a joke
Then go on the date with her as a joke

>>75283650

what if she still says no

>>75283657
you were just pretending to be retarded

>>75283618
That's my plan for work. Friends ???????? I do not know.

>>75283657
Then your joke succeeded
You should've seen your face when you pranked her
The next step is to prank another girl by asking her out as a joke

The invasion of Iraq was justified

IS it true that I could buy maple syrup everywhere in Canada?

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>>75283553
>seems like a chill place to live. whats on the coasts, beaches?
Yes, there are tons here. The area used to be called the "Gold Coast" and was home to a lot of wealthy people in the 18th and 19th century, the Great Gatsby takes place right across the water from where I live. Some of Beaches are shit and some of them are nice. The south shore has nicer water because it's open ocean but the beaches there are packed. The North shore has much quieter beaches and the areas wealthier, they are usually next to parks and shit. I grew up just a few blocks from two small beaches.

This is the beach near me, it's small and pretty shit. Luckily they tore down that old power plant though

>>75283675

but what if I wanted her to say yes

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Hello i am an African American! I'm a virgin so would any of you guys let me fuck your gf?

kinda want to go for a run but its 8pm

We are all americans

>>75283694
>gf
>implying we're not virgins

Kenji please.

>>75283698
went for a run at 9:30 yesterday. you can do it

>>75283689
That was part of the joke all along
Although I don't really have any authority on this because I was only able to even ask out my girlfriend because I knew her for several years since she's my best friend's sister.

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>i am an African American!

could probably heem half the posters here

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>>75283694
Hello Wisconsin

Really want to replay New Vegas but don't wanna go through the slog of doing the main quest again or having to start from level 1 again

>>75283705
True. Globalism and international TV was a mistake.

*HEEM's 75283730*

I'm going to impregnate the ol' gf and make OhioANOs

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>>75283705
>dropped my Spanish class in University and switched to italian even though I already knew it because I was triggered that Hispanics call us "United Statians"

>>75283750

We can just call you gringo.

>>75280820
Thanks Mike

Business idea:
http://www.staugustines.on.ca/prospective_students/admissions_and_application

>>75283804
I thought you were jewish?

>>75283818
no

Not a fan of Canadians

jews? in MY /cum/?

>tfw no qtpi jewess gf

>>75283858
it's more common than you think

tfw no qt Latina wife who I have several kids with

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>/pol/ bitches about it portraying whites in a negative light
>sjws bitch about all of them being white

>>75283705
You do live in Central American. Btw your future:
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/04/5f/045f7187ed90439f6a53190082260da7.jpg?5750204

>>75283855
dont worry we dont like you either bud

>>75283904
*Central America

>>75283891
It's still going

>>75283924
Can't say I care about what Leafs think.

>>75283891
So then it must be good, right?

>>75283888
*sad reacts your status*

>>75283891
>Free-roam in redneck county
>Looks promising

>>75283927
*to be shit objectively, like most AAA games
>>75283933

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>clear skies and high 80's/low 90's for the forseeable future

really hate summer, if Im being honest

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Rate my grapes

>Planned Parenthood shouldn't be defu-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiVlanF1k2I

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>*to be shit objectively, like most AAA games

>>75283670
you'd really have to be a douchenozzle not to make friends in a trade job

>>75283931
cared enough to reply ;)

>>75283977
looks like I am out of luck :(

>>75283962
I enjoy all seasons for different reasons.

>>75284010
t. doesn't have commiefornian or floridain

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>>75283845

>>75283975
>Mass Effect: Andromeda, Halo 5, Destiny and Halo: Reach weren't buggy pieces of shit
I don't hate all AAA games ever. Most of them made before 2014 are pretty good, even thoug they aren't my favorite game ever. But in the past couple years, it's been the default of AAA companies to over hype games and make them as shitty as possible, with paywalls, DLC that was clearly ripped from the game and bugs galore.

I want to watch alien covennant but I don't want to pay for it.

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>>75284030
summer

but at least florida rains sometimes and the coasts are windy

>>75284030
I live in Texas.

>>75283007
that's a white woman