/brit/

think corbyn is going to win in a surprise landslide

anime

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are jezza

>>75268004
>We can drive at 14, I believe younger in some states. Also you don't need to be 18 to own a gun.

That just emphasises the retardedness of not being allowed to drink before 21

Any footy on today lads?

>>75267912
Absolutely love Empire: Total War. Got a save where I'm crushing everyone, but my PC flakes out, CTD in the middle of battles because it can't handle the game. Gutting.

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was literally like a 12 year old girl meeting susan was nervous beyond all fuk

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*walks towards you*

*absorbs the corb*

>>75267947
if someone uses racial slurs casually i might frown and look down on them but i tend to stay quiet
not worth the hassle of getting into an argument over, anyone who throws around slurs like that isn't worth your time

>>75268046
'nce

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alri lads

nd>>75267995

>>75268063
t. millenial

>>75268062
absorb this
*unzips shorts*

>>75268044
got empire too but medieval 2 is my favourite, unfortunately tho its recently been crashing and i dont really know why
Sad!

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>>75268056
I prefer the early 20th century socialist/trade unionist look
suits and flat caps

>>75268100
For me it's Rome

>>75268076
because it shows the capacity for human solidarity even in the face of reactionary extremism bent on inciting religious warfare

what sort of runts eat their evening meal in the garden? fuck off inside, I've got a spliff that needs smoking

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on the tube lads

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me on the right

>>75268189
PHWOAR

>>75267473
girls don't actually like shaved bald willies

>>75268093
Everyone on /brit/ is a millennial, sorry.

>>75268186
So go out and smoke it.

Live and let live right, they won't call the fuzz

nice weather today lads

enjoying my dinner in the garden

>>75268172
rome original or rome 2
never played the recent one but i liked rome a lot, doesnt work on windows 10 tho which is twat cunt

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anime

>>75268215
>millenials actually think this

>>75268079
You still give off the city slicker vibe though

>>75268215
if you're born after 1995 you're a gen z

>>75268211
it wasn't completely shaved, just trimmed a bit
my pubes are all curly again now

shaving my balls feels nice but it makes me too horny

>>75268236
do you like yuyushiki or non non biyori

>>75268211
not true t. girl

might treat myself to a new sex toy

Always a bit embarrassing when people try to force a meme personality cult around a politician with the charisma of a dead fish

pizzas in the oven but I can tell they're going to come out grim

>>75268222
they have young (ish) children so would be inappropriate
they've told my mum before too (my mum knows I smoke but would kick off if I was upsetting the neighbours)

>>75268271
yeah mummy may is cringe

>>75268263
i liked yuyushiki but i didnt get into nnb

really hope corbyn doesn't win in a surprise landslide

>>75268251
there's no clear definition yet of who is Generation Z
not to mention how ridiculous these generalisations of generations are, never mind the fact that they were invented for america not britain

>theresa may
>0 children
>jeremy corbyn
>3 children

hmmm

need a poo lads

>>75268292
non no biyori has fit girls

absolutely hate mourinho

>>75268063
nigger faggot

>>75268292
what 'bout luckystar>>75268292

eating a 'zza and 'nion 'ings
>>75268269
girl or girl (male)?

business idea: jackhammer mounted boxing glove for self-inflicted bollock busting

think the problem with pizzas is the ovens mainly
i can only make my own from scratch following italian cooks but nothing beats a 2 minute cook in a wood based oven at 700 degrees (the longer you cook, the worse it will be I guess)
pizzerias are only to be called that in italy if they are wood oven based

>>75268331
always suspected he was a nonce

>>75268227
Original. Won't be bothering with the new one because it will just crash my computer. I like old games you can play in windowed mode while browsing the 'chon without your computer overheating

>>75267947
I thought it's the other way round? gen z are the younger of the 2

it seems to be the younger generation that are more sensitive when it comes to racial slurs due to how they've been brought up the special snowflake tolerant be nice 2 every1 generation

>>75268351
g (m)

listening to depressing love songs thinkin of the ol 'itis

>>75268360
dont care

>>75268238
You're a Millennial.

>>75268347
haha *burps* le nigger faggot. Idubbbz has gone downhill lad

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>>75268343

pizzas came out grim as expected but they'll have to do

>>75268173
If it was their children who's lives were at risk, they'd demand something be done. If not, then they're not fit parents. You don't accept gangs of child killers and child rapists roaming the same streets as your kids, not in a first world country.

But of course, it's not their kids. They can magnanimously tolerate other people's kids getting blown to pieces in the name of their own tolerance and generosity of spirit. Ask the parents of those dead kids if what happened is an acceptable part of life in England, or if something should be done to prevent it happening again.

They'll tell you to do whatever it takes.

don't get how australians can say they're in winter just now when they don't even get cold weather

What would a video game about the UK be like?

'hoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46131RXtVnQ

>>75268376
https://youtu.be/de4_vbntd50?t=22s

>>75268287
They both are

yay think cat is playing with the feed ball thing i got him

>>75268398
that's what your dad said after your mum gave birth

>>75268416
GTA except you play as a chav skinhead football fan

>>75268432
play with his nads

>>75268419
>>75268423
2 absolute belters in a row

>>75268432
ugly little shit

>>75268371
no
younger people (gen z) are more reactive and opposing to that sort of thing and are more centre/right leaning
millennials are older and are more left wing

>>75268416

That call of duty with the Muslim terrorists

>>75268416
http://store.steampowered.com/app/448370/IS_Defense/

>>75268388
>Millennials (also known as Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X (mostly in western countries). There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years.

Turns out I'm Gen X

Cool

>>75268416
CoD4

>>75268348
i liked it but watched it ages ago so i dont remember much. i liked the mad videos for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KPxkZo9Wqg

>>75268368
greeks for le win

>>75268489
gen x are born before the 80s
get out of here old man

>>75268495
good la'

>>75268489
>mid-1990s
all me

>>75268416
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Getaway_(video_game)

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>>75268517
no, I'm down with the kids

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what's for dinner?

apparently you can fling a baby into a swimming pool and it will survive

willy

>>75268591
are you a free man now

>>75268579
God I want to nibble/lick her thighs, arse, pussy and her tits

>>75268579
zza

>>75268617
for now
doing a look for jobs starting monday

>>75268618
no you don't

>>75268416
Would love there to be an authentic UK open world style game in the city desu

>>75268582
what an infantile thing to say

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I'M SHAKING AT YOUR TOUCH

I LIKE YOU WAY TOO MUCH

MY BABY I'M AFRAID I'M FALLING FOR YOU

>my father by my age

>had a masters
>solid job with several promotions
>earned enough to buy a house and half pay it off AND support a wife/family
>had several children

>me by my age

>degree
>shitty entry level graduate job
>can barely stay afloat financially
>share a cardboard box with 3 other people

What the fuck happened to this country?

>>75268639
yes i do

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>>75268673
>What the fuck happened to this country?

>>75268673
wtf I love capitalism now

>>75268719
>labor

FOY

>>75268673
my dad was unemployed in his late twenties but he'd done a phd and would go on to earn 100 grand

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>>75268292
>Liking yuyushiki more than nnb

>>75268733
'ke

new mountain goats album is alright desu

>the great weather is coming back
>going to be wearing hoodies the entire time to hide my ugly body
haha love summer

>>75268635
congrats man, hope it all goes well

>>75268764
alri john green

>>75268765
NASTY

LITTLE

VIRGIN

Wish Cultural Marxism was real.

Eating ice pops to keep myself hydrated and keep my core temperature down

>>75268785
haha ye that's me

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the gf

>>75268765
I was 22 stone last heatwave
down to 12 now
bring it the fuck on

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>>75268768
dont know if it was good enough for a 1st but hoping for the best
results in 2 weeks supposedly

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ninendo switch and zelda arrived lads

>>75268750
i didnt give nnb a chance im sorry! i might watch it some other time

POO AND WILLIES!

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HOWLING at Trump

>>75268807
>the grandmother's friend

Not bad for an old woman

>>75268823
>12 stone is an acceptable weight
are you 5'5"?

what I've eaten today:
bacon burger
kit kat chunky
2 mini pizzas

think I'll cap it off with a chocolate croissant and a wank

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>>75268823
>22 stone

how do people even get to this point? how tall are you? but congrats on losing it

>>75268843
An even better SOL I recommend is Usagi Drop. That shit was the comfiest of the comfy.

>>75268853
is this real?

Sup lads I'm just in off the banter bus! (Holds up Carling) my name is kieran but you can call me BanterMcBantface!!! As you can see I'm keen on good times. That's why I came here, to meet lads to go on the lash with. I'm 17 years old (first drank shandy when I was 15 though!) I like a night out and a cheeky time at Yates's (I'm a larger guy you don't like it deal with it) it's my favourite club! Because it's £2 Carling on Thursdays! It's legendary there but I want to meet legends too of course. Like they say the more the cheekier! Haha anyway hope to meet a bunch of lads here. I'm gonna walk out Nandos with that extra hot piri piri sauce!!! <----- just me providing some banter.
Laterz,
BantyMcBantface

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Wish I could engage in intercourse with her desu

Literally just realised all my problems stem the fact that I have undiagnosed adhd

>>75268836
It's the most difficult Zelda game, have fun

>>75268876
>>75268853
fake news

>>75268853
blumpf blown the FUCK out

>>75268871
vile fattist comment

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>>75268876

>>75268823
well done lad. did it leave you with loads of extra skin?

>>75268853
That's fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teegokF6JfU
@25:50

>>75268853
That's brilliant. Wish they'd got the shirt cuff right but it still works.

Reminds me of Don't Watch That Watch This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CMuLJ4NF24

Waiting my 120 seconds for a download to unlock lads!

>>75268962
nice editing lad just noticed the inconsistency though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ak5SsRX3FY

choon

>>75268993
what is this 2007?

>>75268885
GILF

>>75268863
6'1
still losing, I have belly fat I want gone

>>75268871
dunno 2bh, being a NEET took it's toll on me I suppose
It was pretty easy
I tried in the past doing meme diets, DNP and steep deficits, and saw results but it never lasted
finally bit the bullet, accepted that it would take a long time and got to work

>>75268853
squawking

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Was in Watford, saw like 7 homeless WHITE people

Why the fuck is our spineless government giving benefits, council houses to muslim foreigners (that end up getting radicalised) when there are homeless Englishmen

shes has lovely chebs but does nigella have a nice arse?

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>>75268885
>ywn cook with her after a night of passionate sex

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LNQBX8JwE

banger

Australian city house prices are fucking ridiculous

It's like 4x more expensive than London l

>>75269032
HIIT + lifting is your friend m8

>>75269042
Most homeless people in Britain are mentally ill, life long drug addicts or both.

only wearing shorts and a t shirt and still sweating like a pig lads, fucking hell it's hot

>>75269042
Maybe they're homeless by choice. It's not as if there aren't plentiful resources available to the homeless to find accomodation

>>75269060
another stellar choon

>>75269067
unless a 2 bedroom flat is 8 million £ in aussie money, it's not

>>75269068
I know
I'm still getting over being normal sized, being fit would be the next step

>>75269042
they aren't homeless but dress and act like they are because it makes people more sympathetic

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Kiwis? Nah. Not a fan

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>>75269046
Apparently not.

>>75269042
most homeless choose to be homeless
there's usually systems for homeless people not to be homeless

willy keeps going hard

>>75269042
>homeless WHITE people
probably just hipsters desu

>>75269189
It stops after you have sex

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>>75269205

What have you done to speed up white genocide today /brit/?

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>>75269238
Stayed a virgin

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>>75268876

>>75269238
given up celibacy

>shag a girl on saturday without a condom
>said she was on the pill

lads

how do I tell if a girl's pregnant?

going down power league

>>75269238
Put my seed on a tissue instead of inside a pertty white lady

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Imagine slipping your throbbing, thick, veiny cock into her swollen, moist pussy and banging away at her until she climaxes, shakes uncontrollably and she squirts her warm love juice over your sweaty torso.

might spam slags in the next thread

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what are truffles like in amsterdam? how do they compare to mushrooms?

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fucking STATE of r9k

>>75269309
its rude to shag women.

>>75269238
just applied to join my nearist communist club

>>75269048
iktf
>tfw will never cook with and have passionate sweaty sex with

>>75269309
if she has a kid in 9 months

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>>75269328

>>75269322
Imagine slipping my limp, small pecker into her swollen, moist pussy and awkwardly thrusting away at her urethra until she experiences pain on such a level that she has to tap out and call the police when I refuse to let her leave my flat.

>>75269309
>she doesn't let you cum on her face
Sad!

>>75269322
Mental to think that all those normie couples you see do this to each other a couple of times a week. And then they just go out and walk around like it never even happened.

>>75269336
which one

Acquired a tortoise by accident. Any of you lads have one? Not a clue what to do with it.

>>75269309
get her to take a pregnancy test

>>75269322
Do you write Mills & Boons novels?

>>75269309
i had girl say this to me, i said no way we aren't having sex because i'm not a retard sorry mate

>>75269382
girls don't like that

>>75269390
>by accident
hmm

>>75269309
If she rings you up asking for money she's pregnant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

>>75269419
some do

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>nearly june already

>>75269390
feed it nutella

>>75269419
>he doesn't have sex with girls who like it
Sad!

>>75269390
i do actually should probably get it a friend, needs a decent bit of room especially if a big one and you need to start researching hteir hibernation patterns. Also you are gona wana give it a bath every fe weeks if not less in this weather and clip its names.

NEED to move to the land of the free home of the brave, lads

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>get in car
>30C
>not even june

release me from this hell

>>75269390
pics?

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*jumps out of a window*

>>75269472
*opens your windows*

there you go lad

we need to kill anyone who has sex outside of a relationship
literally human apes
gas them

>>75269458
Fuck off we're full

really wish it was warm and sunny over here

>>75269472
>he didn't leave his car window down an inch all day
Sad!

reading the 'ddit threads lads. really depressing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6d53vz/ladies_what_is_the_most_obvious_hint_youve/

>he drives a normabile
Sad!

>>75269491

jealous nocoiner shill

>>75269502
>it's not warm and sunny over there
Sad!

tomorrows another scorcher (slang term for "hot day")

>>75269491
did it finally crash haha

>>75269537
>One time I was texting my bf and told him that I bought a vibrator for the nights he was away at work or something rather. his exact response was, "oh cool, what colour?" I sent him a pic of it and he replied with "can you put it up your butt too?". I sent him a text replying, "come over and find out" and he replied two minutes later, "nevermind, I just Googled it"

quintessentially reddit

percocet molly percocet

>>75266085

forgot to say SOUTHALL MENTIONED to the previous thread
ask me anything

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>>75269498
PLEASE fuck off to /r9k/ you fucking virgin freak
casual sex is British culture

>>75269557
I'll call tomorrow.

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>>75269557
SCORCHIO

>>75269580
i so would

thinking of ordering a cheeky chinese tonight desu or should i have a curry?

only a few hours till my pass is unbanned

then I dont have to enter captchas like you plebs anymore

>>75269580
subhuman

>>75269551
im not a nocoiner haha, im tied up in alts at the moment which are also all tanking and it's doing my nut in a bit
>>75269563
nah its a market correction after a massive bullrun. It's actually perfectly timed
>normies hear crypto will make them money
>they get in and lose money
>they're put off bursting our bubble for a few more years

>>75269607
have both ahah deano x

My gf is white, her bf is black. Simple AS.

i learned the game from william wesley you can never check me

>>75269580
Remember going to their internet cafes. Was class.

>>75269614
What's your ban for?

why is it so easy to trigger poles?

>>75269537
>Edit: haha over 1k upvotes. Thanks guys, I hope my failed attempt at sexting brightened your day or something <3
>Holy crud-nuggets! This is my top comment ever, thanks internet strangers!
vile little creatures

>>75269557
i hate it

Lads how do I get back on the 12.5g pouches. I want under the counter imported shit. I always see tradesmen and general scumbags managed to get the stuff. WHERE FROM REEEE

just found out I'm racist lads

>>75269607
just ordered a curry good for the weather ;)

>in a room filled with servers and computers for 3 hours with broken AC and windows on the opposite side of the room tomorrow
dont think i'm going to survive the heat, lads.

>>75269632
Barbara posting

>>75269491
it was that price yesterday

>>75269498
>literally human apes
as opposed to what? human bovines?

>>75269327
pretty much the same thing desu

have to be out of the house and presentable by 8:30am tomorrow to go to fucking sheffield of all places

I call myself a functional alcoholic but I cannot function under these circumstances

>>75269636
>He claims he totally knew my intentions but knew being a gentleman would get him farther, I say he's full of it.

when did you start posting in /brit/?

i smoke backwoods and dutchies you can't touch me

>>75269607
chinese curry

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>>75269557
got plans outside tomorrow
can NOT take this heat

>>75269670
Are you gonna meet up with Alex Turner?

>>75269651
strap a fan (motorised cooler) to your face

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swear I sweat like 10x more from my gooch than I do from anywhere else in my body

makes my boxers and trousers stink like arse

>>75269670
pop a cheeky benzo

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>‘IRA and ISIS working together to launch CAR BOMB CAMPAIGN on Britain’

>Manchester bomb was as 'sophisticated as an IRA device'

>mfotrw

>>75269607
curry

>>75269632
Global 3 - Garbage Outside of /b/ (was shitposting on /pol/)

>>75269670
PJW is from sheffield

>>75269682
>got plans outside tomorrow
Jog on normie (not outside though, don't want you to get heatstroke :^)

>>75269682
bout to go and play 5-a-side outdoors, preparing to sweat bullets

>>75269707
>he doesn't wear boxer-briefs
Sad!

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>>75269557
>sat in an exam hall for 3 hours tomorrow

>>75269730
not a normie
going for lunch with the gf

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YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

might do a cheeky wank in the sisters undies

>>75269557
it's hotter here

>this sad meme
Sad!

>>75269622

BUY THE DIP

>>75269715
no no, will be setting my alarm for 7am and laying a line of speed on my bedside table before I go to bed tonight

>>75269718
Me on the right

>>75269662
Human Sapiens

i, for one, welcome our new solar overlord

Business idea: tabloid posting

>>75269776
probably will put like 200 quids worth in later, can't afford much more and i dont want to sell my alts at a massive loss just to buy more btc

>>75269784
alri deano

>>75269764
reported.

>>75269677
3am, like every day this week.

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If we can't protect our children, our society is truly dying

But why did Trump, in the middle of a speech in front of all Nato leaders, that their countries are not paying enough money? Is he, dare I say it, a fucking madman?

Business idea: Harness the power given out by the sun

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wew lads this is more like it

have talking daily with a lad i got to know on 4chan about football for almost 3 years now, just realised it now

>>75269780
just b urself
didnt sleep at all last night because i was worried about a thing
still going strong now

>>75269707
I do, if anything the direct contact between fabric and gooch makes it much worse because of capillary action

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NEED a black gf

just had to fill out a hijab captcha lads

Business idea: Launch myself into the sun

Sweaty balls? Get some talcum powder on them after you dry them coming out of the bath/shower. It's cheap as shit, pick it up from the chemist or add it to your next Tesco grocery delivery.

Business idea: Strap my bollocks to the sun

Post rare smuggies, lads

if the new housemate isn't a fit lass that has sex with me then I'll be moving back home I think

>>75269850
imagine seeing that when you're 13 years old

feel like crying and i don't know why haha x

>Tesco grocery delivery

what did he mean by this? you get your groceries delivered in the UK?

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>>75269892

think im narcoleptic, whenever i get really stressed i cant think straight and need to sleep

too hot to wank

>>75269908
*comforts you*

come on now mate life may be hard but sometimes you just have to give yourself a little talking to and change things for the better

the hole can be deep but there's always a ladder to the top

>>75269817
>empathy for muslims

he'll be amongst the first to go on the day of the rope

>>75269457
It's only little. Never looked after any sort of reptile. Might have to take it somewhere. Seems like hard work to look after.

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>>75269908

>>75269931
same

>>75269916
ye? why

>>75269817
>You like to dish it out
didn't know she served

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>>75269906
lucky lad

>>75269707
same, though I also sweat literal droplets from my pits despite not doing anything.

>>75269939
*does it for you*

Business idea: lasso the sun down onto my quivering plums

>>75269850
Biggest regret of my life is not fucking a black girl before I got married

>>75269952
probably for the best if you can't commit, it's not too bad but you gona have to get some outside space or an inside terranium and when it gets bigger you gona need some big space

>Are you thick mate?
>If someone gave them a 20p coin or more they'd take it out their cup straight away

Can someone explain this? To prevent stealing?

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BASED

>>75269916
for a while now
even the shitty chains like morrisons have a delivery service

it's not like ordering a takeaway, you have to book a delivery slot
and the people who pick your stuff are all invalids who get the bruised apples and broken biscuits

Being married sounds horrible desu. Could never share a toilet with another person.

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>>75270001
>not marrying a black girl

>>75270009
Ahahaha, yeah that'll show them

>>75270009
Quality banter

- Sent from my RAF MATE

>>75270009
>RAF MATE
dont think he needed to shout this

HATE black women

>>75270024
>shitty chains like morrisons
umm

>>75270009
hope this kills lots of innocent paki children in front of their parents, giving their parents an almost fanatical drive for revenge

oh wait xD

>>75269916
>yanks live so far away from everything that this isn't possible

>>75270056
HATE racists

>>75269670
are you drinking now?

Friendly reminder that an empire without an enemy is always weaker.

>>75270068
I get mine delivered and I live in a rural area

>>75270073
>It's racist that blacks are ugly

>>75270075
of couurshe

>>75270044
ah yes smelly fat girls with meme nails and attitude problems

how bad is the northern line at rush hour southbound

>>75270115
mental

>>75270107
'rke
>>75270096
objectively false

NEWWWWW

>>75270024
morrisons is pretty good actually their store pizzas are really solid, a lot of flavour

>>75270125
fuck sake. hate the tube
so sweaty and shit

>>75269916
You don't have grocery delivery in the US?

I go on the Tesco website, search for the stuff I want, and add it to my basket. Pick a delivery slot (eg. 7pm-8pm), and checkout. They'll bring it all round as early as the next day. Couple of quid for delivery, £40 minimum spend or they add £4.

>>75270006
I'm going to look for somewhere decent for it to go. Be hesitant about taking it to rspca. Got plenty of room for it it's just short notice to rig something up for it. Cheers mate.

>>75270150
>he doesn't have same day delivery
Sad!

is e pelluci a meme or an institution

>>75270127
Post one attractive black women that isn't mixed