/brit/

EXPLAIN THIS YOU FUCKING BONGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGzi7aCJhH4

Maj Tahal

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got crippling body dysmorphia, feel I look like a skinny twat in everything despite having a good BMI

>>75264310
no

how do I shave my willy so it doesn't get itchy

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I fucking wish

>>75264321
pics?

>>75264321
never understood the whole 'skinny is bad' meme

>>75264338
don't shave, trim with scissors

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So the hope of a Corbyn led paradise of Britain is dead then?

>>75264310
>Guten Abend
all me

>>75264338
pluck each individual hair out

>>75264347
don't know what that cunt is on about, it's fucking baking right now

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>>75264347
>the bodies are always cold

i dont get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLaqXnGwWC0

Honestly can't believe England looks like this. Thank got I'm a Scot.

who /Civic Nationalist/ here?

>>75264369
Grande was an inside job

>>75264310

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494422476328.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494423203795.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494423337750.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494423601112.webm


ALSO THIS

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>>75264369
not at all babe x

>>75264396
need a jewish gf to dominate me and make me her goyim bf

>>75264356
makes you look like a 14-year-old

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>>75264338
>having willy hair

>>75264398
vive le quebec libre

>>75264396
when did she start being a slut. or is this shooped?

>>75264424
it doesn't though
has /fit/ done this to you?

>>75264425
nonce

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Whats with the rise of autism?
Is big pharma causing it?

why are city people scared of rural countryside folk?

we're not all murderous cultists you know.

>>75264393
Maybe he's referring to our advanced cadaver storage facilities. Pretty sure they refrigerate the bodies ASAP.

>>75264397
scotland is on the same path lad.

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>>75264447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCIowvCxDjU

>>75264476
its literally the other way round???????

>>75264476
They're not used to seeing people with blue eyes.

you big girls blouses
it isn't hot at all

>>75264470
don't confuse willy hair with pubic hair

>>75264415
would happily rid this planet of that absolute creature

jesus christ lads is literally hotter here than uganda

GAGGING for an ethno-state

>>75264518
Green eyed country boy here

>>75264492
do they fuck

wish i would get bombed so liz would talk to me

really wish it was hot and sunny here

>>75264567
ah yes, west africans think that they're egyptians

>>75264492
fellow magapede

>>75264513
nah it isn't

liberal urbanites have this image in their head of rural white people being all backwards religious right-wing nutjobs

this fear is worse in america of course but it still exists here (Hot Fuzz is the best example of countryside folk demonised)

>>75264567
this but i'm white

>>75264471
Internet/videogames/chemicals in food etc

>>75264539
wouldn't know the difference because I don't spend all day looking at willies like you
bent twat

>>75264595
its funny because they dont realise how racist that is. they think all black people are the same. he's actually pretty different to east africans. ridiculous.

stop making new threads early you cunts

>>75264513
>???????
hello female

>>75264471
being slightly weird is considered autism now

>>75264492
why is he wearing a yank flag

>>75264657
who you calling a cunt? you're the cunt, you cunt

need a "large" gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495367578074.webm

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anime

took a key off my laptop keyboard and figured out how to reattach it all by myself lads

why do yank doctors fill up their population with unneeded medication? whos behind this?

>>75264676
because hes a patriot you rasheed

wew lads. if you enjoy charlie from time to time, do yourself a favour and get the top quality stuff. really worth the extra expense (which isn't much if you purchase online)

>>75264604
don't think that's true at all and i'm from a village of 900 people

we're characteurs for them, flat caps and cow pats, but i think rural britain is idealised more than demonised

>>75264704
the answer may shock you

>>75264693
imagine the ripples through her flab while youre fucking her

>>75264604
>liberal urbanites have this image in their head of rural white people being all backwards religious right-wing nutjobs
well you generally are. insular, greedy and petty people.
kulaks were liquidated for good reason

>>75264693
revolting and yet i have a semi

why do small town lads have a deep hatred towards big city lads?

>>75264546
what kind?

Its almost 30 fucking degrees in Scotland lads what the fuck is this madness

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>>75264657
ball me a bunt again and you'll have me to answer to you absolute bretin

>>75264772
same
would let her suck my willy

>>75264751
>justifying crimes against humanity
>racial prejudice
>>>/pol/

>>75264781
jealousy, ignorance

>>75264798
global warming

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City folk will defend this

>>75264492
is this dutch?

based liz visiting the injured in hospital

Sweating t'bollocks off

Doing a heat stroke lads haha waheyggghglhkgkghk

>>75264781
desu i only hate certain city folk

ones from london, bristol, birmingham, etc.
the non-whites who've never seen a bit of green in their life

fan is on level 2
bollocks are fresh and dry

>>75264840
historically most american blacks were rural
their urban presence is a post-1930s thing

>>75264841
no, danish

a big reason of why Hitler wanted lebensraum and lots more land for the Germans was because Nazis believed that Germans preferred living in the spacious countryside and cities were bad for them

>>75264851
why are you such a spastic
are you fucked in the head or what

/brit/ is only good from 2am through 7am

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Okay what game is Trump playing?

alri lads off to shave the bollocks with a fairly blunt razor

thinking of becoming a PCSO. thoughts?

oh no autism has awoken

britain has no countryside

>>75264869
Irrelevant

>>75264933
don't do it you'll regret it all your life

>>75264907
*foams at the mouth*
*gets it all over you*

>>75264897
like ebenezer howard

>>75264897
no surprise, the volkisch movement from the 1800s was mostly rural. but it was the industrial strength of germany that made it such a threat in the World Wars, and still today, it's what gives germany its economic power

>>75264933

me and the lads look forward to bullying you while we drink on the kiddies playground

>>75264943
t. abdul who's never left his borough of london

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>>75264487

>>75264961
do you even know what a pcso is lad?

>>75264875
thanks

>>75264995
no what is it?

>>75264983
nonce

>>75264991
is this real?

the aeropress is a brewing

oh no nonce has awoken

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>>75264943
>tfw living in the sparse land

https://twitter.com/viewschannel/status/864072058476613632

fucking hate yanks so much

>>75264943
it does, but it's pretty dull

fucking hell funk carioca is mad

>>75265025
that's thread gone to shit then

Hope the roommates didn't hear me yelping when I was having an ice cold shower

what the fuck is chicken fried steak?

>>75265007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_community_support_officer

>>75265066
schnitzel

>british "countryside"

Ah yes, 95% has been cut up, modified, squared off and flattened for heavy agricultural use
everything is surrounded by thick ugly A-roads
Complete lack of trees/forests
Infrastructure, villages and small towns everywhere

If you want countryside then you'll have to visit America

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>>75265014
are you real?

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>>75264991
Put Kev looking out the window

my arse smells like poo
and my balls smells like cum
and my willy smells like pee

>>75265072
ah ok
don't do it you'll regret it all your life

>>75265049
pocoto pocoto pocoto

>>75265084
think you're mistaking countryside with forest, you thick paki twat

>30 degrees tomorrow
>going to be in a sweaty office

fucking hell, at least i'll see some wet chebs

>>75265084
>Complete lack of trees/forests
this is what i hate the most. makes me sad.
i want to see britain's population steadily reduced to around 50 million people
no new houses, build upwards - modern tower blocks, rewild urban spaces

>>75265028
ah yes, definitely not fake

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Communism will win

>>75265095
top or kitchen?

>>75265081
that's fried chicken steak

Which party are you voting for lads? Labor supporter here.

>>75265084
clearly you've never been to Wales

>>75265115
finna invest in this genre

only just realised the buzz lightyear drawing was a internet gimmick from years ago and not an marcus hausen original

>>75265120
>>30 degrees tomorrow
>>going to be in a sweaty office
same

>>75265138
top obvs

erm if you want countryside go to Antarctica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqdBP6OnUGU

>>75265135
not been doing such a good job so far

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me on the left

>>75265122
corbusier

might go drop a fat shite down the bog

going to pretend it's a greedy slag that I'm feeding

>>75265178
>when you love cheese

aha that could be the caption for the video idk just a meme I made up on the spot lol :D

>>75265194
>feudalism still exists lads capitalism hasn't done well so far

>>75265084
or france
no need to go to yankland

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erm britain has no countryside sweaty

nothing wrong with eating at mcdonalds

loveless is better than ok computer don't give a FUCK what anyone says

>>75265200
dunno much about corbusier, or architecture in general desu
i like bauhaus tho

>>75265217
not talking about capitalism mate, talking about communism

communism has not done well so far. it's been pretty shit actually

>>75265197
aha deano you lege

she knows ahaaaaaa #frigid

>>75265122
I want to go back to 35 million people, just demolish half of London, demolish most of Leeds, Newcastle, Manchester and the others, all the new buldings and late 20th.c council houses with their gravelly/concrete facades

>>75265197
>>75265028
Ugh

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>>75265095
>>75265168

Playing nier automata lads

>>75265248
funds american imperialism

whenever i'm unemployed i always get so caught up in frantically looking for work to actually use my time to improve or enjoy myself

>>75265245
*cherrypicks image*
LOL this should teach them xD xP Xd

>>75265260
corbusier proposed what you said (and it was shit)

bauhaus stuff is pretty though

>>75265264
Think what he's saying lad is that capitalism took a long time to get going.

>>75265251
what the hell are you chatting about you dickhead

are you that spastic cunt from earlier?

>>75265248
FOY

>>75265251
good post but souvlaki shits on both

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>>75265245
that's my missus' family in the foreground!!

>>75265292
Good lad

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>>75265298
>cherrypicks
don't think you understand the word desu

most of britain is countryside you muppet

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>>75265264
um sweetie x

>>75265300
>and it was shit
nah

>>75265308
i haven't even posted today you ultramong
neck yourself

>>75265197
struggling to work out what happened here

>>75265296
dont care mcwraps taste good tho

this is pretty cringy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TsEGt841pw

>>75265307
ah right i thought he was commenting on the fact that feudalism essentially exists in some third world cultures meaning capitalism has been just as unsuccessful as communism, thought that was a silly argument

>>75265197
so many weird things going on here:
1. why is filming goin on to begin with/wh yapproach while filming
2. what the fuck is that claw
3. that stroke as he leaves her "shudder"
4. the laugh at the end is half wtf was that and half omg semi cute guy likes me

>>75265325
>actually having to cherrypick remote national parks and heritage villages

are you 14?

>>75265346
Well he might have been, I dunno.

>>75265335
just trying to find a girl drunk enough to make out with a random

urban areas should be demolished all of britains problems can be traced back to cities

>>75265327
why are leftypol memes so shit

>>75265327
yes yes millions of people dying is nothing next to so-called progress

>>75265248
nothing right about it either tho

>>75265342
everytime you eat one, France dies a little more

>>75265346
No I'm talking about how capitalist revolutions in feudalism have been crushed as wll

>44 interpals profile views
>no messages


didn't realise I was that ugly lads

NEED big sweaty gal back it up pon mi cocky

*takes a sip from my cool refreshing pint*
*places the luxurious glasses back on the table*
*notices the liquid hasn't stopped shaking*
hmm very peculiar
*the shaking becomes more vigorous, now shaking the table*
oh-
*my face drops in horror as I come to realisation*
Oh no. T-the wagies are-
*before I can finish a horde of wagies breaches the door, recklessly charging to the bar*

>>75265367
t. pol pot

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>>75265351
>national parks
oh it's the paki who thinks the fucking dales are a national park and not an area

complete city paki aren't you
guarantee you've never been out of your estate

>>75265334
not my fault your pal has been about making a mug of himself you arsepiece

the soviets had the right idea
everyone lives in efficient tenements with a fair amount of green space surrounding them

>>75265380
Don't care about kulaks simple as

>>75265389
hope you don't listen to yéyé nor wear jeans then

>>75265296
No, it funds the guys who own McDonalds

>>75265348
>why is filming goin on to begin
probably for snapchat or instagram story

>>75265400
>when you try hard to be funny and it doesn't bang

>>75265367
The urban areas are why Britain is even relevant to begin with
But by all means, take us back to the 1400s when Britain was a backwater

>communists want to have everyone living in equality
>to assure this they kill millions
hmmm...

>>75265422
why do you have freedom?

people should live in buildings according to their preferences and means

listen to this you focking twets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xH4r7mGGI8

>>75265400
Like a NEET would actually go outside to get a pint

>>75265467
don't care about kulaks or people rebelling against communist simple as
>inb4 another utopian argument

>>75265327
because they had massive reserves of oil and gas

cities:
>grey
>lifeless
>everyone hates each other
>lots of crime
>children grow up as degenerates
>nonwhites

rural:
>green
>full of community
>everyone knows each other
>hardly any crime
>children grow up with family values
>95% to 100% white

>>75265500
And the UK had tons of coal and steel but you'd say it's because of capitalism

>>75265472
>their preferences
people don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>75265505
i unironically think it's part of the opposite to where u grew up. I was rural as fuck much more into cities and have been since I left at 18 so over 7 years ago. Although I would prefer to raise children more rural. Really you want both you want to be in the city for x like working days or wahtever or during the winter then in the summer/weekend you rural

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Slowly but surely taking the lid off a warm one, completely alone

>>75265427
america made jeans popular, but the fabric is european

>>75265496
you leftypol runt would probably die in the mud in 1930s russia

got the male gf coming over soon

>>75265279
>Manchester
outside of the city centre manchester is exceptionally green

>>75265505
This

People lived in the countryside since the beginning of time

Now they're all packed into cities

Its not right simple as

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Can someone make the yank part a webm? thanks x

let's get one thing clear

if you didn't grow up in a village or provincial town then you are NOT british

>>75265551
>>>San Miguel

Tears

Is it Jalapeño
or Halapeno

For me it's the first one

>>75265553
current most famous denim brands are now american though
and i though you were anti europe mate?

going to meet up with the paki lads

business idea: everyone lives in small villages of ~150 people

>>75265251
ah yes the sound mummy's dyson trebled is certainly much more impactful that 'ohead

>frig calling me a runt
OH THE IRONY THE ART OF RUNNING AWAY WAS MADE IN FRANCE KEK

>>75265592
whats wrong with it?

>>75265521
difference is the soviet economy completely collapsed when oil prices dropped

>>75265600
anti EU, not anti europe

>>75265599
Yalapeno

>>75265587
grew up in a provincial village but my grandad was a romanian immigrant

what am i?

>>75265566
presume he's talking purely about city centres m8

the leeds area is 80% rural (the remaining 20% being the city itself)

The Irish are colonising England

They wish to destroy the Anglo race

They don't integrate and say 'cheers' they prefer to say 'slainte'

They listen to U2 rather than Adele

They don't like football they prefer hurling

They will change our way of life forever

Irish

PLEASE

GIVE US PEACE

GO HOME

>>75265592
All I have in

>>75265551
you'll be cracking out a birra moretti next

>>75265630

Everything.

Mmm can smell the neighbours BBQ fired up. Smells absolutely lush might shout down to him out of my bedroom window to throw is a burger up aha x

*puts on nightmare vision goggles*
*it's an improvement*

>>75265648
>They don't like football

Why are they all Liverpool fans then.

>>75265635
Except it didn't....

>>75265645
but the city is meant to be a city
it's full of businesses, commerce, retail outlets and other stuff
only mentally ill yuppies live in the city centre

>>75265643
a good lad

>>75265599
hal-a-pee-nyo

>>75265657
do it and post what happens have u ever spoken to em before

>>75265655
elaborate

>>75265505
>when londoncucks unironically defend londonistan

I absolutely SCREECH that a cardboard box costs as much as a nice 2-3 bed townhouse in the caliphate

>>75265693
Yal eh pee know

Liquidate the rural areas.
Full of backwards, stunted, ignorant, superstitious, archaic and wasteful people.

>>75265648
If you never invaded us we wouldn't have went across the Irish sea

Brought it on yourselves

>>75265704
london unironically needs levelling

>>75265715
no

>>75265684
cheers lad

the ethno-nationalists on brit/pol/ say i'll never be british despite being white, only knowing the english language, only knowing british attitudes, customs and manners, only really identifying with britain
never even been to romania

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>whats wrong with it?

>>75265718
What are you on about?

Rural areas contain the only intelligent, wealthy people in the UK

Cities are giant poor council estates full of scum

>>75265723
Pretty sure you lads invited the Normans over yourselves.

imagine not having a 24 hour garage for booze and fags near your house
dunno how rural nonces live like that

ah yes it's suburban jealousy shitposting hour once again

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bash the fash

>>75265718
Literally the opposite is true I'm afraid

>>75265610
Business idea: mass destruction and culling 60% of the earth's population, starting in the world's most populous regions

When people say they are happy about London being so diverse what they mean is London would be a worse city if it were filled with white people.

>>75265718
>backwards, stunted, ignorant, superstitious, archaic and wasteful people
pakis don't really exist in the countryside mate, they're all in cities

finally the london vs the rest subject
havent seen a thread about that since a long time

häläˈpe̞ɲo̞

>>75265769
s-so much for the tolerant left

*leaks /brit/ish intelligence to the press *

YER DA'S YER MA

london is awful and amazing at the same time

>>75265671
>World oil prices collapsed in 1986, putting very heavy pressure on the economy.
>After Mikhail Gorbachev came to power in 1985, he began a process of economic liberalisation towards a mixed economy. At its dissolution at the end of 1991, the Soviet Union began a Russian Federation with a growing pile of $66 billion in external debt, and with barely a few billion dollars in net gold and foreign exchange reserves

halal penis

>>75265751
No it was some cucked king who lost land and a cucked pope who wanted the Irish churches brought into line

>>75265836
former if you're poor
latter if you're rich

yanks literally eat fried butter

>>75264262
haha alri liz

>>75265860
>tfw latter

>>75265849
>shitty leaders come into place
>economy falls
no shit

hey sucka nigga
whoever you are

the wisteria looks great this year (as it does every year aha x)

>>75264923
He's being overwhelmed by Macron's alpha presence

>yanks keep crisps in the fridge

The ideal:

>Live in a small town or village from 0-20
>Live in a city from 20-mid thirties
>Raise your kids in a small town or village
>Retire in the secluded countryside

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just got haircut

bet im the most handsome lad in brit right now

>>75265860
ah yes i'm sure you're part of the 1% living in a london manor tarquin

definitely NOT crammed into a converted flat share with 5 other students and a street full of pakis

been listening to funk carioca and latin electronic for hours

>>75265930
prove it

>>75265891
>66 billion debt was accrued for reasons not due to central planning
doubt it

The public gets what the public wants but I don't get what society wants
i'm going underground, I'm going underground

>>75265954
Yes with a bad leader they will fuck yp the economy

>>75265930
pics x

>>75265749
>Rural areas contain the only intelligent, wealthy people in the UK
lol
lol
lol

funny how commies always blame oil prices when things go south yet norwegians can still wipe their arses when the same thing happens

>>75265930
but mum said I'm the most handsome boy ever
and I don't mean my mum aha ;)

>>75265930
I'm wearing a merkin :3

not a fan of the toxic radiation that is the sun

>>75265987
>if only we had the perfect group of 180IQ central planners
yeah not gonna happen

getting a bit of a belly on me haha

>>75266010
bang out of order

>>75265927
ah yes, the middle class dream drilled into tarquin's head from birth

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smashed it

meet the 'chops

>a single man fucks up the material base of society

what did the marxist mean by this

>>75266010
wahey ahaha

>communism fails every time
>humanities runts still cling to it

truly pathetic

>>75266043
what's the communist runt's dream then?

>>75265927
*Live in a smallish city
Hana lad wouldn't want to go NEAR London

>>75266008
>Venezuela
>communist
Ah yes

>>75266051
>no veggies

>>75266085
>>75266085
>>75266085
>>75266085
>>75266085

>>75266072
grey tennantment full of cats with close access to shop to buy vodka

>>75266037
*slaps it*
*you chase after me*
the lads start chanting "bellys gonna get ya"

not a fan of the toxic masculinity that is in /brit/

>>75266036
>he doesn't know about cybernetic economic planning
doing a laugh

not 310 yet cunts

>>75266072
space communism

>>75266051
>no margarine on the cob

>>75266143
what about now?

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>>75266008
>using Norway as an example of a good economy

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>>75264492
wonder what it's like to know your sister is a roastie

>>75266051
wetter than your nan's fanny when I showed her how to use the VCR