/brit/

Bit warm

>>75262402
Oh sorry mate are you too hot? Should I turn the heating down?

Fuck Nigel

hello fellas

cold out

>>75262140
>>75262259
that article has the most pointless links.
>[[murder in English law|murders]]
>[[drug addiction]]
>[[Child sexual abuse|children he had sexually abused]]
>[[suicide]]
>[[budgie]]
>[[board games]]
>[[boredom]]

Bloody love Corbyn.

do we have the libertarian party in the UK

Bought pork chops, lamb chops, a variety of sausages

Going to rev up the BBQ tonight lads

emma watson has a nice face. bit angry and entitled, but overall I like it

>>75262450
didn't care the first time and I certainly don't care now

NEED an exhibitionist gf

2,000ml ice cold San Miguel straight down the gullet lads

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just a week until canberra goes negative and we all freeze to death, will be going south for the winter like a flock of geese

heat stroke weather

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matthew 10:34

>>75262375
Cyril Smith looks like a comic book villain, like something out of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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anime

>>75262488
I bet the universe where Emma Watson is my femdom gf is a really good one

>>75262494
sorry

hate living with the parents

would be drinking a lot on a day like this

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NEED Theresa May out of business

they ought to change the laws so single linkers can serve prison sentences

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Honestly can't fathom how there are people that don't love are Maj'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KbeqN7pZ4

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>>75262549
me

>want to go out and have fun to get away from the pain of my miserable existence
>remember I don't have any money because I'm a worthless NEET

How do normies even have fun? A cinema ticket alone costs £10 thesedays

>>75262549
which one is she?

>>75262549
top clobber there your maj

Someone on this bus smells of sweat and I'm pretty sure it's not me but also can't be sure

Hmmmmmmmmmm

hate thatcher
wish the ra had blown her to bits

Just wanked to a Ludella facesitting vid

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>>75262549
servile forelock tugger

>>75262544
[scattered applause turns into heavy applause as people dont want to feel left out]

very strange how majority of the seemingly genuine /r/incest posts are from asians

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>>75262537
made this amphibian

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>>75262583
>tfw no crimbo bonus

Fancy a bit of that lezzer on doctor who x

>>75262592
Struggled to keep the coffee in my mouth at that one.

28 dungarees centius here lads

Toasty

>>75262636
>that cropping
why are lefty memes SO bad all the time

>>75262583
there are cinemas besides event

>>75262672
you need to have a low IQ to make good memes

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>>75262636
VERY nice, comrade

Only 25 degrees tonight, might pop the heater on

>>75262636
why did you make it

>>75262672
what

>>75262583
Can't you just spend your welfare on it? I just pick two or three days to go out and spend all my benefits on that and then sit around the rest of the days

>>75262702
the fuck? are you in darwin?

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>Australian flag using pounds

We have an impostor

>>75262571
What good is she doing here exactly.

Hate white people

mary had a little lamb
she knew it couldn't swim
she took it to a swimming pool and chucked the fucker in

>>75262747
Hate you

>>75262721
I'm just memeing you ya thick cunt

I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts

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I drew some pictures lads what do we reckon x

>>75262746
what did you mean by this

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>Windows open
>Nude
>Heater off
>Fan on
Still boiling ffs

>>75262523
What are you watching lad?

>>75262672
you need to have high IQ to make good memes

>>75262771
>>75262747
That covers all people then

mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead
she brought it to school the next day, between two chunks of bread

Tips on getting white people money?

>>75262823
Take it from em

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>He is believed to have been the heaviest British MP ever: at 6'2" (188 cm) he was reported to weigh 29 stone 12 pounds, about 190 kilograms.[49] A common joke on the size of the Parliamentary Liberal Party in the early 1970s was that only one taxi would be needed to transport the entire party; after Smith's election, the party could fill two taxis.

Are Cyril

>>75262823
Oppress innocent people of colour

>>75262845
>190 kilograms
master race

>>75262848
No, most people love the Queen.

>>75262845
>A common joke on the size of the Parliamentary Liberal Party in the early 1970s was that only one taxi would be needed to transport the entire party; after Smith's election, the party could fill two taxis

absolutely top shelf banter

>>75262848
he was probably a paddy

>>75262702
25 degrees is roasting weather

>>75262907
only with high humidity

>>75262848
Anon??

Rasheed.

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absolute monster but at least he can laugh at himself

>>75262794
the screenshot's from new game, i'm between animes atm, not sure what to watch

Ban Islam.

>>75262919
Cheeky. /ourguy/

>>75262823
rap

redpill me on Holly Willowbooby

>>75262845
I honestly don't think I've seen an uglier person outside of horrid birth defects

>>75262845
don't forget he diddled hundreds of little boys

>>75262919
she did this intentionally which makes it not hot for me

>>75262953
Fat and ugly.

>>75262942
Yes I knew that.
What genres do you like? I could recommend you some.

Anyone else hate white people?

>>75262970
yeah but she's not though is she

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>>75262963
big cy would annihilate you, runt

>>75262845
He was also a vicious paedophile

Imagine this cunt pounding your boypussy

>got a big new freezer, free from a mate
>did a tesco shop online to fill it with all frozen fruit and veg and meat
>tesco man comes, says his truck's freezer is bust
>frozen food is slightly defrosted but fine
>got offered forty quid refund from tesco for my frozen food
>basically got a freezer, packed full of frozen food, absolutely free
It's like I won a prize on The Price Is Right.

>>75262976
can't stand cumskins
evil bastards

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man alive

>>75262375
https://youtu.be/Rl0C4Zkpv1M

always thought PJW's catchphrase was 'imagine my surprise'


imagine my surprise when it wasnt.

>>75262975
Spot on this mate x

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>>75262976
I hate everyone equally

>>75263015
Love Dylan desu

>>75262993
you wonder how a person would even get that fat in an era before HFCS

>>75263011
wtf

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>>75263011
why bees

>>75263034
I love u uwu

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>one chance at life
>wasn't molested at the onset of puberty by a MILF

>>75263041
hfcs is a meme

>>75262976
Yes, apart from Jeremy Corbyn.

>>75263011
These Muslims have it right to be fair. When will we open our eyes? They're trying to save the West, not destroy it.

>>75263030
wasn't he found in a rapist's appartement with two drunk teenage boys ?

>>75263011
What does a bee have to do with anything?

Mate who goes to Machester Uni says that there are bomb disposal convoys racing around the city and helicopters flying over

>>75263011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2kc4oZTVU

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having a think, lads

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>6 hour assessment centre 17 hours 24 minutes

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imagine getting pinned by this ogre's bellyfat while he diddles your little boy bum

>>75263030
He's like a Roald Dahl villain.

>>75263069
>Average labour nonce

>>75263068
literally all morbidly obese people guzzle litres of full-sugar fizzy drinks every day

it isn't possible to get the calories necessary to get to that size otherwise

>>75263086
it's a symbol of the working class, referring to manchester being a very industrial place ~100 years ago

(though I don't know why middle class nobs are getting them)

>>75263086
shows they're part of the hive mind

>>75263068
any other explanation to why people are fatter on avg?

>>75263104
is she cute?

Enjoying some beers in the sun in the garden lads.

Gotta make use of our traditional 3-day summer

>>75263086
a fair few died in the attack. green peace was not happy

>>75263053
>>75263086
"She explained that the worker bee was an “obvious choice” as it’s printed “all over the city, on bridges, pavements, lampposts, bins, buildings and even in our coat of arms, and it is now seen as a proud emblem for people of Manchester.”"

>>75263066
why would you want that?
that fucks you up in so many different ways

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>>75263138
>in the sun

Hate the word Mancunian

>>75263109
never taught such a thing

>>75263080
yes he was friends with jimmy savile too

Love manchurians simple as

>>75263129
people ate more and moved less

the trend has probably turned now but with a fairly long time lag

>>75263178
It's really nice mate unless you're a ginger or something. Should give it a try!

got so hot in town I had to go into M&S just to stand in the chilled aisles to cool off

was fucking lovely

I quit drinking, haven't had a drop for 3 weeks.

Seriously reconsidering because a cold beer in this heat would be magnificent.

>>75263162
it literally only negatively affects gays

if this muslims bomber lad was a "lone wolf" then why are there still bomb disposal vans in Manchester

makes you wonder eh

>>75263211
I work in Aldi and it's so good to be able to just stand in the warehouse freezer for a few seconds to cool off

>>75263225
nobody's saying he's a lone wolf at this point

people just hoped he was at the start

Fuck this, I'm going to go buy some beer.

>>75263225
No one said he was a lone wolf, you tit

wonder what life would be like if the earth's rotation was perfect and there were no such thing as 'years', only days

>>75263208
not a ginge but I get sun burn just from my fag breaks

>>75263225
nobody said he was a lone wolf

"lone wolves" almost never happen

>>75263264
fuck off alcoholic

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>>75263212
Do it mate join meeeee

they call me the bomb disposal unit lads

*necks half a gram of dizzle*

smells

>>75263225
he looks like a right mong

100% he didn't build the bomb

they didn't find any bomb making equipment in his house so it's already confirmed anyway

>>75263298

>IPA

Disgusting. Why are these even popular? Tastes like bong water

>>75263312
alri MI5 agent with insider information

>>75263298
cut your grass

>>75263313
need that arse blowing fumes directly up my nose

>>75262976
yeah

>>75263313
bit noncey

>>75263298
>brit with a garden

shan't think so

>>75263313
Surveillance Camera Man?

>>75263298
>drinking during daytime
kys degenerate

>>75263328
Okay mate. Will disagree but whatever you like xox

>>75263313
jean butts get me so fucking randy
it's my only fetish I can trace the origin of

islamists are far right

>>75263313
don't like brit niggers appropriating our culture
tell them to stop

>>75263361
wish youtube hadn't put him out of business, his videos were so entertaining.

>>75263382

Who the fuck is Will?

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not a fan

>>75263387
absolutely no reason for tom hanks to be there

>>75263387
who's um

>>75263339
No. Would cut into my drinking time

>>75263358
It's completely normal to have a garden here what are you on about

>>75263138
>Beer in the garden
>Not wine on top of a mound
Ah yes, I used to be a pleb too.

>>75263431
not a fan of jeus either

>>75263431
>jeu
reported to the ADL

>>75263391
They're radical left, borderline Communists 2bh

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Nonce

need to buy a suit for a wedding in a few months time

I'm a skeleton (6'2", 10 stone something) so anything off the rack is going to look like utter shit. How much money will I be dropping to buy a suit + have it tailored?

Also where do you go to have a suit tailored? Note: I am not buying a bespoke suit.

>>75263387
really makes you wish for the days before all this pc madness

try publishing that cover today, reckon there'd be no end to feminists screaming about misogyny

>>75263431
my condolences

>>75263485
...

go to a tailors and find out???

>>75263374
Drinking in the sun is the best kind of drinking. And I just finished work so fuck tha police

>>75263484
hope they catch that filthy nonce

porbably got thousands of pics of kiddies

>>75263482
far left economically, far right socially

>>75263485
just wear t shirt and jeans, it's not your fucking wedding

Conservatives>UKIP>Liberal democrats>Greens>Labour

>>75263485
>Also where do you go to have a suit tailored

DURR A TAILOR MAYBE?

if it's something like hemming trousers a dry cleaner can do it. Jacket alterations you need to go to a tailor but shouldn't cost much

just go somewhere like Moss Bros or Next, cheap and cheerful

>>75263484
Interesting. Used to live in wavertree

>>75263545
>theresa may's conservatives
nah
not a fan

>>75263386
whats the origin

>>75263545
gas the tories

>>75263485
just buy an off the shelf and be the badly dressed gimp that ruins the photos

it's nothing to be ashamed of

theresa may is a poundland thatcher

>he doesn't have at least 3 properly tailored suits

>>75263568
>May
>Power

anyone know what a tailor does?

>>75263485
you could learn to tailor your own stuff

>>75263631
this Tbh

SuitSupply is my go-to

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R8 my cigarettes.

>>75263627
Thatcher fixed our economy

anyone got tips on how to read? got my friend to write this post for me btw

do i sound like a pretentious idiot if i use "to whip up emotions"? how common is it really?

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Literally the best flavor

Mum 15:51

>>75263639
Anyone know what a Google search does?

>>75263663
>smoking anything besides green

grim

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>>75263631
niles

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communism is based

just had a line of 90% chop

gas labour

>>75263627
home bargains post

washing machine's done lads

>>75263631

I don't have any suits at all

>Not buying your suits at Tesco for a tenner literally lmaoing at you muppets

>>75263631
for what purpose?

just had a line of 90% cack(poo)

>>75263758
other way round mate

>>75263726
EC tested? Otherwise that 90% claim is a crock of shit

>>75263772
Nope

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Read 7:13

>>75263758
good post
>>75263772
atrocious post

Is there a reason hairdressers mess up your hair in the most ridiculous way possible before cutting it? Is it some kind of power move? A demonstration that you are completely at their mercy?

Don't like them whipping out the razor to do the back of my neck either. Bit close to the jugular, that.

>>75263796
yeh its tested. they'll even send you a testing kit if you pay for it.

>>75263678
I would probably use "to stir up emotions" or "to provoke certain emotions" or something like that.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/238081/what-is-a-verb-meaning-bringing-out-emotion-within-someone

why is it so hot lads

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>>75263723

> Trump vows to "get to the bottom of this" in response to US leaks of British intelligence concerning Manchester
lmao
King Runt is going on a runt hunt, what a fucking circus the yanks are

>>75263760
formal stuff

>>75263826
A home testing kit isn't going to tell you what % you're getting.

>>75263733
there's a new meme going on where people don't reply to german flag posts anymore i think

anyway, i am glad your washing machine is done

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Bit of an odd one

My gf is a complete noob with arseplay. She's never even touched another mans arse before

But I started playing with hers and it gave her the curiosity to start playing with mine

I taught her well lads

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>>75263841
High of 67F today

Not bad

here is some retro rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8M6FEu4_HY

>>75263854
wish I hada friend who got me communist books desu

>>75263400
He reuploaded all 8 episodes last year. Don't think he'll be coming back though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

>>75263673
First, you get a good pair of reading glasses, then you peruse a bit of the ol' chon, simple as

>>75263859
such as?

>>75263723

on flawed principles

>>75263877
gay twat

just fashioned a pair of shorts out of some old track bottoms

look a twat but my bollocks can breathe

>>75263873
grim

>>75263877
I have never touched a breast

>>75263812
maybe chad just wore her out and she went to bed

moving to kansas in 4 months lads

never going to see these isles again

>>75263678
The word is provoke

>>75263841
Because GLOBAL WARMING IS GONNA KILL US ALL

>>75263865
well whatever mate its fucking stronger than anything i've ever had. can see why rich cunts get hooked on the stuff.

love the tailor
they work cheap as fuck here and all my clothes I get from there are a great fit

I've already had a nice cabana suit tailored for me
thinking of getting some off-white Cuban linen suit made now

>>75263895
interviews
weddings
funerals

>>75263886
if you think a single person in here is going to convert ºF into ºC so they can understand what you're saying you're sorely, SORELY mistaken

personally know one of the girls tinder lad has posted
not one of the peng ones

>>75263873
the bum is the oddest part tbdesu

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it's Eliza Doolittle lads
cracking bum

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Dr. Hussain, I'm T.I.M.

>>75263873
every waking moment of her life must be agony desu

>>75263909
Arses are better 2bh

>>75263923
bizarre, because I simply cannot recall asking

>>75263923
yeah, I guess that is cool

on the other hand you live in a fucking third world country and you nonce little kiddies

>>75263940
Don't care

>buying a shitty polyester suit, getting it made to measure and calling it "tailored"

HOWLING, fly to SEAsia, can get a 100% wool custom made suit for £2-300

>>75263723
On paper maybe but it doesn't take human nature into account.

>>75263873
would for the novelty

>>75263962
he's a big bloke isn't he

quite an imposing figure

the more I look at him the more afraid I become in fact

think I'll be closing the image now
hmm

>>75263935
why do you need 3 different suits?

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>>75263969
>her

>>75263960
yeah that's a stonker of an arse

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>I have never touched a breast

just made a cracking post on a big subreddit lads
expecting the karma to come flowing my way in mere seconds

>>75263960
me looking for memes

>>75263918
fuck off and die

>>75264020
because they all require different suits

you can't just wear one single black funeral suit to a wedding or to a job interview
it doesn't look right

>>75263918
ok, fuck off already

think sandwiches are wholly underrated lads

>>75263873
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>75264004
I'm going to the '国 in August and I'm going to get a suit when I'm there

>>75263873
disgusting

(post more please)

Ed wake up

>>75264073
british invention

>>75263918
why never again?

>>75263877
mine has been toying with the idea of fingering me and i haven't let on that i fuck my arse regularly and have done for 3 years or so

worried it will put her off

>>75263482
hmm yes, monarchies and theocracies that force women to veil themselves and fight communists across asia are very far left

>>75264073
I think they are rated fine

>>75263918
good lad
you should consider the free land offers they have there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

>>75263116
>>75263030
>>75262993
>>75262938
>>75262845
How does this guy even use his cock? Fat swallows it up

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>>75264049
did my best

The absolute state of my bollocks in this heat

>>75264073
all sandwiches are overrated as fuck

business idea: get a night bus into south london and sit at the top deck at the back

>>75264123
wait, free land? they literally give you plots of land for free?

>>75264113
Just don't tell her I mean really she doesn't have to know

might shave the scrot region and see what it looks like

>>75264154
*vaporises them with one punch*
careful what you wish for hehe

>>75264192
prepare for intense itchiness

>>75264173
yea they do
in Kansas I know for sure they do
you'd be stuck in bumfucking nowhere though

>>75264158
Shut the fuck up Abdul

>>75263918
ah yes, moving to the very central USA, thousands of miles from any ocean, surrounded by backwards people and having to drive across miles of flat featureless landscapes to get anywhere

what fun

Do I need vaccinations or Malaria pills next time I visit London?

>>75264192
think about doing that but then i realise i only have 1 razer and don't really want to shave my face with the same razer i shaved my pubic region

>>75264249
It's spelled razor, Chang

>>75264158
gyros is good

new

>>75264262
>>75264262
>>75264262
>>75264262
>>75264262

>>75264246
stay in your backwards shithole please

>>75264209
you're doing it wrong lad

>>75264246
Spent 2 months in Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia without any vaccinations, malaria tablets or even insurance

Honestly the scariest thing ive ever done in my life

>>75264246
you shouldn't need Malaria for the touristy bits, but if you go more than 3 miles from the city centre, I'd take them

>>75263485
Depends, how much are you wiling to part with?
Also for a wedding you need a morning suit which is different to a normal suit