Malaysia Truly Asia edition
princess of /asean/
>>75259664
Spaniard of /asean/
>>75259740
Does Thailand like China?
>>75259575
Who is that girl on OP pic?
>>75259891
KOTOKO
>>75259891
My waifu.
>>75259955
>>75259985
Jav code?
>>75259985
looks old m8
>>75260040
She's 37.
Wheres that indonesian senior developer?
What skills do you have my man?
p-please respond
>>75259575
DELET
>>75260198
Why? The event was in Malaysia. If anything, you should be happy she went there at all.
>>75260228
I'm not a f*cking weeb
>>75259852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%E2%80%93Thailand_relations
>>75259575
Buto sape dumbass malay keep posting chinese animated images. fuck off m80
>>75259664
Eunuch of /asean/
.كيت تق تاو لا مڠكوك بابي يڠ بوات تو
.يڠ كيت تاو، بروق ڤيليڤين تو لا
>>75259664
Bencong sich
>>75260447
who?
I'm still upset she never went to the Philippines before she retired.
>>75260897
no one cares but you
am I cute?
>>75260897
>37
>retired
???
Speaking about princess of /asean/ ....
>>75260614
.انته لا بڠ. مراڤو جر كيت ني
OH ANGIN
>>75261404
Retired from singing, that is. She still writes lyrics for others on occassion, but I don't think that will last if the pay isn't good.
>>75260447
Whoa whoa calm down
>>75261455
It could be her?
my neck feels really stiff
it hurts
>>75261518
>>75261518
No
He is cuter >>75259664
Why are you so quiet anon?
>>75261644
No
>>75261651
Probably because I shat in my pants
>>75261754
:3
>>75261974
Mungkin karna kmu chantek banget, butuh kesepian utk hargai nya
Terima kasih, kak. Emang aku cantik ya, kak?
>>75260897
Your fault if you didn't watch Shana back when it was airing in Japan first (October 2005, which is 12 years ago). At least you could have gone to her concert in the Philippines earlier.
>>75262189
He was still a snot eating brat with slightly less shitty taste back then.
>>75262078
What do you mean with 'chantek' ?
>>75262266
Janda baek
Ku merenung seluas lautan (I'm staring at the vast ocean)
Mengenang kehidupan (Reminiscing life)
Sepi dalam gelora (Wavering in silence)
Andai masa depan ku putarkan (If I could turn back time)
Menghuraikan persoalan (solving problem)
Namun apalah daya (But I'm powerless)
Jejak langkahku (My footsteps)
Penuh berliku (Are devious)
Takdir hidupku (My fate of life)
Saling menuju (is going towards)
Destinasi lapang larangan (Restricted field destination)
Dalam ramalan (as prophesied)
Lihatlah ufuk yang menyeru namaku (See the horizon is calling my name)
Lembayungnya mempesona (The purplish tint are so delightful)
Biarlah bayu membawaku meneroka (Let the wind led me to explore)
Berkelana (and wandering)
Melayari mimpi (Surfing the dreams)
Langit tak bertepi (The limitless sky)
Walaupun mereka berbahagia nan ceria dipersada (Even they're happy and cheerful at the place)
Akur dengan aturan (Obeying the rules)
Semua di pulau indah ini (Everything on this beautiful island)
Menggalas aspirasi (Carries an aspiration)
Menjadi azimat hati (A charm within the heart)
Akan ku genggam (I will grasp it)
Menjadi azam (as intention)
Mendakap mercu (Embracing the summit)
Serinya alam (of the radiant nature)
Namun hatiku (But my heart)
Bagaikan lesu (somehow fatigue)
Apa mahuku? (What I really want?)
Lihatlah langit yang membiru menyeru (Look at the blue sky that calls)
Memayungi gelisahku (Sheltering my worries)
Sinarnya menerangi azam menyapaku (The beam lit my will and greeted me)
Menjelaskan (to clarify)
Perit hujungnya bagai permata (that the painful end like a jewel)
Lihatlah ufuk yang menyeru namaku (See the horizon is calling my name)
Lembayungnya mempersona (The purplish tint are so delightful)
Biarlah bayu yang berderu membawaku mengembara (Let the howling wind takes me on an adventure)
Berkelana! (and wandering!)
>>75261457
>kita
pls use proper BM
Jelek.
>>75262350
Thank you :3
Nona jelek
>>75262266
apa kmu gk bisa tutur indonesia, beb?
>>75262568
tempik baek
This thread is a mistake
Saged
Brazil has sopa de macacao
Flip has pagpag
What does malaysia and indonesia has as uma delicia?
>>75262780
Our OC
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampo_snack
Malaychan don't steal.
PUTANG INA
EARTHQUAKE
BIG ONE IS HERE
>>75262918
lie on your back and grab your dick
>>75262918
Maute group here. I can't feel shit.
>>75262918
Taena. Im in 21st floor of our bldg. now im having a panic attack downstairs.
How's your first day of martial law?
oh wow, this was my first time feeling an earthquake, cool shit. like someone carrying you from a chair and waving you around
>>75262918
>instead of saving your self
>post on 4cheng
>>75263134
exhausted
>>75263165
put tenga and feel it swirl around your dick
>>75262918
Not from Luzon so I didn't feel anything
Kek
>>75263165
no way you've never felt a quake before
what are your legs made out of? they should implement that into skyscrapers
>>75262918
kek
RIP in peace novaliches
>Manilafags dying
>>75263242
it is alright to sleep early
ノナ イツ サンガッタラ ジリッキ
>>75263294
Epi center is in zambales
>>75263242
Do you need help sleeping?
オランゲ インドン ジリッキ
>>75263285
Im not from Nova
>>75263332
how can one sleep when they miss someone they love and can't do anything about it
all i can do is mourning
>>75263398
i need massages
ピノイ ボド ペレル ヂハプスカン
>>75262896
we have kuih telinga keling
https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuih_denderam
people called it denderam nowadays
>>75263395
>Manilafags not dying
daily reminder that Thailand is the only ASEAN country never to have been cucked by Eurofags
>>75263461
>>75263407
>>75263335
inshallah brother
we will succeed in our holy mission
>>75263427
my wrist hurts,I could use a massage too
but we're not allowed to do anything fun during martial law
>>75263407
No we don't
>>75263463
>Not a real ear.
I am disappointed
>>75263530
アルハンヅリッラ アクヒイ. サマサマ キタ ハプスカン メレカ
>>75263285
Im in Nova and currently in 21st floor. PUTANGINA. Ako nag lang nag papanic internally.
>>75262918
May 20 mindanao quake,may 24 visayas quake and to day luzon
really makes me think
I was sleeping when I felt the earthquake, I suddenly gone ape shit because I thought someone is going to rape me because of the shaking.
サヤ メニャンパ テンゴック マミカワダラブ
>>75263526
they were the main culprit/backstabber in SEA region desu
>malaya
>aceh
>dai viet
>>75263658
bawa pedang samurai dan dakimura ke putrajaya esok
lepas solat jumaat kita akan mulakan operasi akhi
>>75263780
did you cum?
>>75263600
not even massage parlour?
>>75263676
Ako lang ang sumisindak sa panloob ko
>>75263780
kek me too
>sleeping
>suddenly bed rocking
>waked up from bed squeaking so loudly
>wtf i am being raped
>>75263526
Yeah, because we fought back and resisted Eurofucks. Thailand went full gay and slept with all of them. Of course they were happy, they got a happy ending.
>>75263794
الله فبندا لا ني...
Will Pinatubo erupt again?
>>75263823
have to be home before dark
>>75263928
what happen if you return after dark
will ogre come and gang rape you?
>>75263881
Cant wait for Tarlac to get ashed again
Yellowfag btfo
>>75263881
If it happens its like a misfortune bingo Martial Law, Earthquake then an eruption.
>>75263875
>we fought back
Nice revisionism
Britain gave up on you guys because they couldn't afford it anymore, but saved you from becoming another communist shit hole before they left.
>>75264051
>eruption internally
>>75263823
インシャ アッラヤ アクヒ
>>75263875
グナ ゴオガルツランスレッツ ボイス コマン
アパ アパ プン
プタングイナシブアノダンマニラパッグ
カウヒメ ペレル ヂロゴル
>>75263973
I don't know,outside after dark is for people with bfs
>>75264150
I like that just don't pour it all in my boipussy
>>75264257
ボイプシ アダラ ハラン
>>75263881
Punishment for voting for Marcos and Duterte lol
>>75264230
>shit imouto
>>75263928
b-but it's dark already
>>75264495
ヒタアン ニャ コントル ロエ
>>75264606
Punyaku putih, karena aku gosok sabun setiap hari.
http://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/politics/transcript-of-call-between-president-trump-and-philippine-president-duterte/2446/
Sounds like
Cuts sounds like he's an expert in chink and nk relations but then again its china they are our overlords rightnow
>>75264696
アク マウ リアツ コントル ニャ バング. ビサ ガク
>>75264803
Malu, kak. Punyaku kecil.
What did I miss?
gosok gigi
>>75262521
this nigga wall-eyed
Thinking of buying a masturbator so i can stop wasting money on monthly brothel
>>75264934
dakimura
pedang samurai
amukan
putrajaya
>>75264934
>flip tagalogs in panic because earthquake
>malay speak stupid katakana
>weebs are awake
>MKL is still shit
>>75265182
Free masturbator here
I will be HARSSS
Since Proton is becoming Chinese now, can we get rid of the 300% car tax? No need to protect a Chinese brand after all...
>>75265814
geely will prob do NAZA and market their car here as a rebadge to avoid tax while the other car brand still have those high af car tax
>>75264803
お前は自閉症でも無いのにそれを盾にして逃げようとしてるクズや
no one wants to play insurgency? really??????? you guys fucking suck i hope you all choke on semen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VS_qTYimQ
>>75266774
>>75267183
Is there a Filipino equivalent of Boys Over Flowers? That series is abnormally popular in Asia.
>>75267484
lotta people watched tagalog dubbed version, and Meteor Garden before that
I wouldn't know about actual flip series tho
>>75267333
kek
WTF Zambales, Maute group here. We shakin for 5 seconds. Windows got shook.
Looks like I am correct. Malaysians are involved in this. No wonder that it can achieve something. If left to peenoise and indogs, nothing of significance will be accomplished.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/05/25/two-malaysians-killed-in-marawi-city-battle/
>>75268757
what
>>75259575
Is that the ex-prime minister of Philippines?
>>75269212
Nope. It's Mami Kawada, a part-time idol part-time top model who occasionally collaborates with AKB48.
I wonder where the Yandere chef went :(
First for pukimak
>>75264800
>I haven't worked in Malacanang: The post
Presidents read off from a page or two about foreign shit prepared by the DFA and Malacanang senior staff. Presidents are briefed about matters of topic and skims these sheet/s of paper before even talking to another head of state.
The DFA gets their foreign intelligence shit by themselves and with help from neighbors plus allies.
The page itself is mostly bullet points to a couple of sentences.
t. Malacanang intern circa 2009-2012
>>75268917
Why do they always do their terror attacks abroad? Is it because they know that our igp would catch them before they could do anything?
>>75268917
>>75270195
Malaysia is Southeast Asia's #1 terror exporter
Like Saudi Arabia and Iran in the Middle East
Indonesian bomb? Bought and built in Malaysia
Terror attack? Malaysian terrorist cell
>>75269814
I doubt we have enough intelligence about NK that the USA doesn't already know
Tho he just seems to be pointing to china
>>75270374
NK being China's vassal state is a known entity way before.
>>75270195
Why attack our own country? This is all part of our greater plan to expand
>>75270233
Unfortunately some stupid peenoise and indogs mudslimes tried to do their own thing without our supervision, and as a results, they failed miserably because they're illiterate peasants.
Under Malaysian leadership
>202 killed in Bali
>44 SAF killed in Mamasapano
>Current standoff in Marawi
Under Peenoise and Indogs leadership
>Kidnap and ask for money, no plan at all
>4 dead in Jakarta last year
>1 dead in Jakarta last night
>>75270476
Malaysia stop funding our ISIS rebels!
>>75270468
Aperantly trump doesn't know it and needs to call us
Top kek
It really gives off that we are so reliant on chink vibes
>>75271628
He does, he gets a daily brief that is more elaborate than what we can come up with since they have the best intelligence network in the planet.
He knows Duterte wants to feel in charge and is obsessed with validation so he is stroking his ego by asking him mundane foreign policy questions.
I just want to say that the TeaLive cashier girl is very cute.
>>75272346
Making it pointless
He should have just called china directly
>>75272369
got pic?
>>75275244
I didn't snap a photo. She's ethnically ambiguous, could pass for a white american mutt but I think she's Malay. Maybe 18-19, thin and short, wear one of those circle harry potter glasses, have colourful braces and ponytail hair.
>>75276264
ask number desu
its always nice to try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuzXdbirgf8
Wtf Indonesia
>>75261721
>>75261651
>>75261609
>>75261518
>>75261974
Fat with over done make up
>>75278691
Based Indonesia
>>75278691
What if those gays actually have bdsm fetish
gamay oten
Selamat pagi.
>>75262189
She's never been to the Philippines. If she had, I would have known about it.
>>75262918
Didn't feel it actually.
Being a manlet blows.
>>75279416
lvl40 paladin
>>75282254
so your mom is a man?
Work till you drop.
Shit, I can't save flags anymore.
>>75284130
Maybe I would have been taller...
What are you doing for the day before Ramadan, /asean/?
>mom is devout and has set up quran readings and zikirs to do all day everyday
>i just want to spend my time with Christ
hehehe
>>75285043
How come your parents are Muslim but you're a Christian?
>>75285043
Are food places open during daytime?
>>75285043
Masturbating.
>tfw no chinese malaysian gf to ngabuburit with
PLEASE SEND HELP
>>75285163
because he is free to believe in whatever he wants,you dolt
>>75285043
>>i just want to spend my time with Christ
bit gay tbqh
>>75285461
Wise decision just dont get caught by the neighbors when doing gay sex, youll get caned hahaha.
>>75285437
I meant, I'm curious as to how he converted.
>>75285163
In secret la.
>>75285184
Yes and the muslims also sneak in, buy some take out and leave.
>>75285461
I said "Christ, the Lord of Lords" not "Chris, my hunk next door neighbour"
>>75285223
This is why bad things happen to you.
>>75285782
I haven't converted officially because in Malaysia a Muslim can't convert to any other religion. I realize I need to consult a priest, be a catechumen and need a sponsor to get into a church but hey, that's pretty hard.
Funny
>my name means "The Wise Religious Leader" in Arabic
>it doesn't specify which religion
so many ANIMALI that needs to ZITTI
The moon will hide from my presence and Ramadhan will start on Sunday
- Naj
>>75285916
Is it impossible or is it hard?
What will happen to a murtadin?
Will you be punished?
Tell me Imam
>>75259664
i hope his sisters or mom is cute tho
>>75286193
Apostasy is illegal there IIRC.
>>75286270
Would you do it when it dresses up like it's sister?
>>75286325
Divorcing is illegal on your country to right?
>>75286382
Yes or no, depending on how you define "illegal" and to what extent: it's illegal for most people, there are exceptions (such as for the Muslims and the indigenous people).
>>75286382
divorce is bad though
pak bagi duit pak
pengen beli switch pak
>>75286401
It's bad if there are no legitimate reasons, but it should be acceptable as a last resort, if there are insurmountable differences between two spouses. Better to just separate with some dignity than to resort to annulment, which would usually involve accusing one or the other of mental problems.
>>75286193
>impossible or hard
Nothings impossible when Gods on your side, but yeah I need to start frequenting a church in secret and befriend them. Get close enough so heshe will sponsor me and heshe will bring me to the priest to baptise me and put me in classes.
>murtadin
Culturally, I'd get ostracized, my parents would disown me and my community would hunt me down. Legally, I'd be put in a rehab center.
>punished
both by law and community, yes.
>>75286400
So there is no broken married for Christians?
What you'll do if you have problem with your wife, will they just live their live together?
Or there are couple that live their own live without divorcing?
>>75286401
Sometimes you got to do bad thing so it doesn't get worse
Malaysia represents the worst of Asia
>>75286480
Legal separation or annulment.
>>75286193
>what will happen to a murtad
>>75278691
Based, but still fuck that hypocrite place.
>you can't convert to another religion in malay
is this true?
>>75286636
I thought apostasy is punished by stoning?
>>75286707
Of course you can.
To Islam :^]
>>75270476
dog bless malaysia
>>75286719
Its public beheading m8
>>75285916
>being a Christian
>having a religion at all
>>75285916
If I were you I'll better become an atheist instead of being a memestian.
>>75286961
le hat tip ecks dee
>>75286961
>>75287137
Christian definitely has the most cute girls
>>75286469
You're going to get kidnapped.
>>75287201
Nahh... It depends on the race really.
>go to Europe
>Ramadan starts
>Have to fast
>Distract myself from hunger by blowing myself up in a bus
>Media and liberals blames the white males
feelsgoodman.png
>>75287137
I bet it's the same guy who said he joined shia before. Just a lonely guy who want to be given attention and treated like he's special by his new group.
>>75287591
Yup, same guy. I'm a narcissist and I admit that as long as people give me (You)s
>>75287206
bye awak
>>75287591
>mak bapak tak sayang
>dh besar, jd special snowflake
hahahahhaHHAHAHAHA
>>75286333
Maybe
>>75287591
>>75289215
KEK.
It's funnier in Malay language.
But seriously, I just knew that you can't convert religion in Malaysia.
Done Jumat
its Ramadan
who fasting
>>75290359
nah, I'm having maggi goreng double and 2 cups of teh ais
>>75290359
But it starts on Sunday.
Had class presentation this morning, one of the groups used the meme sad violin music and mad world in their video, and had captions that start with "le".
Is it wrong to feel disgusted by that?
>>75290390
haram
>>75290424
interesting I never bother looking it up desu
>>75290461
>cringe
I bet they feel cool after the presentation.
>>75290359
It's tomorrow ya infidel.
>>75290461
No, it means that you have to steer clear from those plebs.
>>75290461
Nope, it's only natural.
>>75290469
What a bad boy.
I think I'd like Malaysia if the flag weren't so ugly
>>75286193
Legally it is literally impossible to convert away from Islam in Malaysia, once you are officially registered as being a Muslim you can't change that registration. And the Federal Constitution also defines a Malay as being Muslim. IIRC there was a case where the courts allowed a Chinese lady to convert away from Islam, but that was because there was overwhelming evidence that she had only been a Muslim on paper (for marriage purposes, she later divorced) and that she had never in any way whatsoever practiced any of Islam's teachings. It was a big court fight IIRC.
>>75290581
Truly Asia.
>>75291236
Running away eh? Good for you.
>>75291236
Goodbye /flip/
I'm going away too, /asean/
This Ramadan I'll try to stop my degeneracy and start praying.
>>75291236
Which cities will you visit?
>>75291347
Thats what you said last year
>>75291306
>being Malaysia
>force fed Muslim Religion
>>75291361
some parts of tokyo, then fuji, then kyoto and osaka. all in a week.
>>75290558
Fixed it for you
>>75291432
Honestly while I was In Japan, beside went to these cities, there's also:
Kamakura
Hakone
Nagoya
Nara
>>75290558
Back in grades grade school we were tasked to make the asean flags. This was my favorite >>75290548 to make because it didn't made use of the common colored rectangles.
>>75292090
>tfw the only diagonal stripes
Good lord this pinoy dota team suck so bad.
>>75291236
please deliver photos of japanese qts desu
>ais
Any of you plebs here play wow on Elysium
>>75292797
>2004+13
>WoW
>MMO
>>75290581
How true is this?
How do I fuqq qt malysian chink girl from work
>>75293191
>not enjoying intercultural interaction in 2017
It's fun being the token asian guy in a guild full of scandinavians, a touch of balkan, and other yurop guildies
>>75293451
True enough.
>>75293468
lure by waving your aussie monies
>>75293778
She already works here man she got moneys
>>75293797
lure her by your green card then.
>>75293834
>green card
She's not filipina f.am
>>75293797
Is it easy to earn money in New Zealand?
>>75294644
Heard from a guy who works as software dev that he earns P200,000 per month when he was working in NZ.
>>75294994
Sounds like a lot. Then again, I think IT pays a lot everywhere and the standard of living there is higher.
Como esta
Misaofan, apparently tomorrow is Matoi's birthday. Gonna celebrate?
I hate filipinas of all kinds
I hope that pokpok Leni also will have a happy ending.
>>75259664
Prince of /asean/
>tfw leaving Malaysia soon
it was fun but I'm not gonna be asean flag, stay tuned I'll be changing flags starting next month
>>75295737
Going home or elsewhere?
>>75295737
Where you going?
>>75295717
Anon, if you want to post a picture of me, at least don't post that fake one manipulated by an app.
>>75295781
Make me.
Proof that MKL is a janny https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75259575/#q75260224
I wonder why they fucking give this tripfag a janny position.
>>75295891
I think that post got deleted due to spamming, though.
>>75295941
Then how come >>75259664 >>75259722 didn't get deleted? Fucking janny.
>>75296070
That, I don't know. Maybe whoever is reporting my pics (not me since I don't report my pics anymore) for some reason doesn't report those other pics.
>>75259664
Who is this specimen right here?
>want to call it a woman
>afraid of a trap
>>75296123
trap x100
one of the malayboys here
what's up?
>>75296121
Nice excuse MKL, now fuck off back to bali or somewhere.
>>75296167
Actually that would be fine
>5/5 would date
>>75295353
How did you find the info? I'm going to celebrate either way, funny how it is also the day Ramadan will start in my country.
>>75296195
None of your beeswax
>>75286469
Good on ya for turning to the best religion
Jesus approves
>>75296228
http://schara.sunrockgo.com/day/may/5_27.html
>>75296256
steam
friend
nao
>>75296328
I forgot to make one, I'm going to Low-Yat to fix my phone
maybe later when I'm home
>>75296360
give phone no.:^)
also where are you going
pak bagi duit pak
mau beli hedset baru pak
yang sekarang hedsetnya mati sebelah pak
bagi duit pak
>>75296309
Excuse me, but the light novel adaptation boom trend has been here since the nineties, it first started with Slayers and slowly become less relevant in early 2000s until Shana and Haruhi revived the boom.
Malaysians have the dirtiest hair out of all of asea, but everyone in asea has dirty hair
>>75296478
>says the eternal leaf
>>75296407
going back to my cunt, then mena, then the Caribbean straight after , final destination Yurop :^)
back packing mate
Pokpok kitty blocks your path
Wat do?
>>75296564
>dutertelovers
How much of a cuck do you have to be in order to be a fan of a politician?
>>75296542
what country will you make home desu
>>75296564
360 and walk away
>>75296594
Can't be as bad as being obsessed with a retired Japanese singer... oh wait.
>>75296682
Being a fan of entertainers is vastly different from being a cult follower of a politician.
>>75296564
eat them
>>75296615
interesting question hmmmn, hmmn prolly a non-ethno state like say US or something along those lines but sadly the ship has sailed
>can no longer claim refugee
>>75296478
Sorry, I just hate flips
>>75296771
or you could go to sweden :^)
>>75296712
Kek dutdut is not an entertainer tho
He does comes across as a joke
No (You)s for you in this thread, leaf.
Be gone!
besok mulai puasa gans
malasnya la nak pergi terawikh
>>75297807
Eeeh, sunnah juge
>pizzahut wow rm 15 for large still available
Gonna order some large pizza from pizzahut lads
>>75298038
>not ayam goreng
You are betraying your country, eat ayam goreng until you're plump and full of freedom.
>>75296308
>Christian Bale played as Jesus
>Atheist Bale didnt
Christian : 1
Atheist : 0
>>75297642
Fasting is harder when you're NEETs, 2bh. Because when you have an internet access and have a lot of free time, you can't just resist to not to masturbating.
Thank god, I work from 08.00 til 17.00.
kinda want chink gf tbqh
>>75298091
You mean nazi goreng
>>75298605
Bad breath
Likes pork
Will abuse you if you have no money/buy cock(coke)
>>75298514
>implying you wont be fapping at 5:30in car while stuck in traffic jam
Remove try hard /pol/ fuck dutertards
>>75298709
Our OC, but you are free to enjoy it as long as you don't claim it.
>>75298746
Eat pagpag toktok
>>75298218
Amen
>>75298831
reported to your government that you're an anime masturbating faggot.