/brit/

>>75258762
swarthy bertons

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r8 me form

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>the GCSE, an SAT-style test that's strongly correlated with I Q

>>75258784
kill all w*men

>>75258784
wouldnt mind giving her bumhole a good sniff after shes had a hard workout

micks>lefties

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>>75258829

>Going on damage control

>Recent experiments conducted in Germany showed that a 50-gram Roman bullet hurled by a trained slinger has only slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge fired from a handgun. Other tests revealed that a trained slinger could hit a target smaller than a human being from 130 yards away

cool

>>75258878
not him but i must admit i'm quite sceptical you could use GCSE to measure anything

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>>75258876

But Micks have a lefties amongst them, boyo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Irish_Republican_Army

got an F in my GCSE lads

>>75258784
Would be better if she was her natural white and not some shade of body builder orange.

>>75258914
so does everyone

>>75258876
micks *are* lefties
sinn fein makes labour look like the national front

Business Idea: Reality TV show of rorkes and rasheeds living together.

>>75258949

But of course, how else am I going to get my scholar ship from George Soros to the Frankfurt School of Witch Craft and Wizardry?

>>75258957

A daring synthesis. I like

>>75258914

WELL 18 BRITS WERE BLOWN TO BRITS

WEILIE WELIE WEILIE

18 BRITS WERE BLOWN TO BITS, DOWN BY THE NARROW WATER

>>75259021
Police already saved some rasheeds with sexual emergencies from getting disappeared in NI last year.
Can't imagine there'd be a second series.

bout to take a cheeky bath lads
showers fucked

>>75258953
nah
our left wing is to the right of most of europe
we have a realitivly small government

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Watch your speech lads

>>75259195
never said or called someone 'eed online before but i have said the n word. am if fucked lad?

Several lines of research, notably racial admixture studies, racial crossing studies involving interracial parenting or adoption, and especially investigations using more recent techniques of molecular genetics, have provided evidence suggesting that the Black–White IQ gap is not determined significantly by genetic factors.

>>75259195
Whats wrong with that? People get all antsy when Muslims call for the death of the west but when the opposite happens its hunky dory?

uni whatsapp group has begun stirring

>>75259293
'd

>>75259293
>peaceful west and barbaric islam are the same

>>75259293
being punished for saying you hate an ideology is a bit different to calling for the death of the west. idiot.

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>>75259195

>>75259293
fuck off snitch

>>75259396
You really think some people out there aren't tweeting that all sand nigger Muslim should be exterminated?
>>75259435
Hate speech isn't saying "Islam is bad mkay" its saying "Muslims are degenerates who should be killed", we have these laws for a reason.

>>75259480
there's no point having this kind of discourse on 4chan, you will just get trolled and false flagged.

>>75259480
>Hate speech isn't saying "Islam is bad mkay"
lol yes it is. ask any lefty.

>>75259480
In the US there are no such laws

>>75259480
Do you see a difference between a person with no criminal record threatening to do something when they've been wronged, and a person with an extensive criminal record threatening to do something because they don't like seeing women's ankles?

Sweat is gushing profusely from the general gooch area

might get my sweat glands surgically removed

>>75259195
Nice fake tweet lad, love how easily /pol/ rorkes fall for these

might get my sweat glands surgically replaced with bottles of Bleu de Chanel

>>75259498
Maybe
>>75259524
Ask a SJW sure, ask most actual left leaning person then no.
>>75259551
I don't know matey, a threat is a threat irregardless, and I think the whole "extensive criminal record" is a bit unrealistic.
>>75259531
I'm sorry did I somehow teleport out of /brit/? If I wanted to get shot I'll give you a ring but until then fuck off

>>75259618
Quite the opposite actually. I posted in in brit/pol/ and immediately got about 8 replies all calling it a fake

I posted it here, and not only did you buy it, you were actually defending it

i want to break free

SCREEEEEEECHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hCcdv21ns&feature=youtu.be

an unskilled neet who swapped his shit life here for a shit life abroad has all the answers. interesting.

>>75259646
M8 it's hard for me to explain as an American what it's like to encounter the European attitude towards speech controls

We are taught from a very young age that really the only societies that don't allow free speech are really backwards dictatorships, theocracies, communist hellholes.....etc. Oppressive and tyrannical

Then you hear all these Europeans talking about "hate speech laws" and shit, as if regulating speech is something legitimate. It's really rustling to put it mildly

The idea that you would call upon the government to crack down on offensive words is backwards, uninformed, theocracy-tier shit

real slow hours

I never you yanks in /brit/ threads but there is one lad in here posting such shit that I'm almost baited.

>>75259778
sounds like he triggered the fuck out of you

>>75259648
>you

Ummmm try again swarthy>>75259648
:)

>>75259725
I actually agree with you, I don't think there should be any restrictions on personal expression, it's literally a form of population control

I also don't agree with gun control, I think everyone should be freely allowed to own guns

I should have been born an American, I would give anything to move there but it's difficult for a white Brit to unless I have a job lined up

>>75259725
"Free speech" is hardly much better in the States, go ahead and yell how much you hate niggers and Muslims on fuckbook see how long it takes to get fired

>>75259725
I see your point, but I think its the whole american exceptionalism propaganda meme in action, I'm not sure about sweden or some cucked place but nz hatespeech laws just stop you from encouraging violent crimes against people which seems reasonable, I don't think you should be able to walk around the city and shout "White/Black/ect people are a scourge and should be exterminated".

>>75259795
yeh i almost shot someone

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screaming

would be fat as fuck if i lived in the states

>>75259864
that lad is cray

>free speech means i should be able to say anything i want without any consequences whatsoever

umm no sweetie x

>>75259903
without any *legal consequences

people are allowed to challenge speech

>>75259903
t. someone who can't debate the facts of the holocaust

A FUCKING BEE JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM

WHAT DO I DO

>>75259937
that's better

>>75259939
the facts are on the table, what's left to debate?

>>75259864
mirin calves

>>75259968
put it outside idiot

>>75259864
Humiliate me

Mache alles

>>75259979
>he actually thinks the holocaust happened

>>75259687
>they need to make a law or something

ah yes, an anti-rumour law, on our way to a totalitarian state

>>75260015
ah yes my ancestors just disappeared into thin air

>>75260051
ash tends to do that

>>75259968
slap it with intent

>>75260051
guaranteed (y0u)s

kind of want to get on my knees and be forced to suck a dick haha

FUCK THE TORIES

FUCK LABOUR

>>75260042
mate these are just dozy mums having a natter don't listen to a word they say

>>75260005
roaring

>>75260109
internalised misogyny

>>75259646
>I don't know matey, a threat is a threat irregardless, and I think the whole "extensive criminal record" is a bit unrealistic.
I'm just saying, a threat from a muslim holds more weight because a lot of them have a history of turning the thought into action.
Muslim people threaten western people because they think we're degenerates. White people usually threaten muslims just after a terrorist attack, rarely do they actually kill members of the muslim community.

>>75259979
"The earth is flat" was a fact once, then new evidence came to light, now "the earth is a sphere" is a fact.

dey suckin dey dick

>>75260135
>>75260140

FUCK THE STATE

>>75259687
they need to change the law to make sure these people get a prison sentence or something

>>75260109
If I heard you say that near me I'd get you somewhere somewhat private and just fucking force you down and get my thick, hard cock in your mouth and make you suck on it until I cum

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>>75260262
>putting our yummy mummies in jail

I won't have it, I simply will not have it

>>75260196
I know what you are saying sure, what whats the solution? If its a white dude give him the benefit of the doubt but if he's brown its not worth the risk? You can't have explicitly racist policy like that... unless your are the US I guess.

>>75260196
> "The earth is flat" was a fact once

Wrong

Even then there is constant historical research of the holocaust going on. None of it confirms denialist assertions

>>75259687
Fucking hate Loose Women.
I just hate women really.

>>75260267
then what?

black lives matter

The body has eight erogenous zones, plus a bonus erogenous zone that is unlocked only when the other eight are stimulated.

>>75260374
Then I'd have him against the wall, fingering his tight fucking hole, getting him nice and ready for my cock, before I force it in him and make him moan like a little bitch, just fuck him right there against the wall as hard and rough as I can, pulling his hair, biting his neck.

>>75260328
I still think it doesn't solve anything and shouldn't be encouraged, but sometimes people need to vent after experiencing something horrible.
Should be dealt with on a case by case basis, not a black and white law that doesn't take into consideration the circumstances surrounding the so-called "hate speech".

The oldest person to ever have sex is 96. The youngest, 23.

>>75260410
literally only understood 6 words in this post

blue lives matter

Not all men have penis elbows. It’s widely assumed that all males have a tiny, functional elbow in the middle of their penile shaft, but that’s not entirely true. Medical experts estimate that as many as one in every 1,000 male babies is born without a central penile hinge.

>>75260436
bit bent

>>75260330
I don't know much about the facts surrounding the holocaust, but I don't think any topic should be illegal to debate. What's next? Thought crimes??

>fuse in a speaker blows
>20+ northerners die

Thought they were supposed to be hard

>>75260479
> tiny, functional elbow in the middle of their penile shaft

WHAT

>>75260481
I'll have you bent over a table as I fucking destroy your arse

*starts bending my erect penis*

hmm

>>75260489
hard as nails

>>75260450
In all of history, the youngest would probably a few seconds after birth, bit grim when you think about it.

>>75260512
*snaps it off in one swift motion*

woops hehe

>>75260501
you dont have a knobhinge?

can somebody tell me why the fuck british problems have to become american problems?

Like I'm all fine with helping you and everything, but you guys are so fucking ungrateful that it's not even worth it anymore.

>wwi and wwii
>let's declare war against germany
>waaahhh america pls halp they're carpet bombing our cities!!
>70 years later
>heh we saved you from the germans in both world wars you should be kissing our feet

>2015
>let's hold a Brexit referendum
>Trump: Britain will be the first in line to get a trade deal
>almost a year later
>DRUMPF IS A FAT UGLY LIAR WHO ONLY HURT THE REFERENDUM

>now this attack
>hey britain we stand with you in solidari-
>fuck you america, we just know you're responsible for this because of your never ending wars in the ME and it's definitely not about the role we played in partitioning the region after wwii or the Crusades where we pillaged over half the continent

>>75260489
weren't they 16 year old girls haha

>>75260487
We already gave them one chance to not fuck things up and they thanks was Hitler, thought crimes aren't half bad if it stops real nazis desu

>>75260538
nice bait

>>75260538
>britain is one person
and for the record, turmoil in the middle east has way, way more to do with the cold war than sykes-picot

>>75260612
>way more to do with the cold war than sykes-picot
now this is bait

>>75260548
Yeah you're right, I take that back. I just read quite a good argument on reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/66psgk/cmv_criminalizing_holocaust_denialism_is/dgkj9v4/?utm_content=permalink&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=changemyview

want to be arse raped by domino presley

almost june

>link a reddit post
>thread dies as everyone ITT migrates to reddit
lol

>>75260635
Sykes-Picot may have set off territorial disputes but the Cold War also ended up weaponising Islamism in an attempt to pry the Arab and Central Asian socialist states away from the Soviet Union. It's reductive to say the Middle East's problems come from one or the other.

wanking over gay porn

going to the beach

>>75260970
bit gay

>>75260538
>carpet bombing
>wwi

>>75260635
>be america and freinds
>spend the cold war funding islamists to topple secular regimes that want national control over thier own resources and are a bit too close to moscow
>wonder why those countries are now mad max tier failed states
>"b-b-but sykes picot unified different relgious and ethnic groups together! that never works! they should have instead been unified under an even bigger flag!"

also i've just noticed your crusades statement, how much of a fucking mong are you to believe that the crusades which happened a millenia ago has any role in instability in the middle east

just started the washing machine

>>75261075
This
Sand niggers hating each other wouldn't matter if all sides hadn't been armed to the teeth and trained by the US and soviets because muh communism.

>Body Type : Average(weight 250lbs)
>Profession : yummy mummy xx
>Description : looking for a man to take care of me and my prince(my son xx) he comes first and if you can't accept that then man up!

Only message me if :

Over 6'2
earns <£100,000/year
owns new house
drives new BMW

been watching pegging videos for about 5 hours now

love a bit of cuckold porn

https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/867684217966276608

>>75261044
>he doesn't know about the great Neufchâteau carpet massacre of 1916
many fine french carpets were destroyed that day

bits do NOT go in juice

>>75258762
kek

>>75261237
literally the first decent post you have ever made

went to the gym on my lunchbreak instead of shitposting. very sweaty.

does your willy get slightly bigger than usual when you are especially aroused?
sometimes mine looks bigger just a bit

>>75261286
Yeah it goes from eight inches to at least eight and a half

>>75261286
my penis goes from ~4 inches floppy to 6.5 erect

what's a good laptop to buy in 2017?

GTA V is utter fucking shit

>>75261359
why? i liked it

>>75261359
much preferred claude as a protagonist
he kept things brief

>>75261209
not a paki in sight

The so-called Irish Republican Army

>>75261359
yeah it's wank iih

>>75261373
I mean it's an alright game, but for a GTA it's fucking pathetic, yeah you have tanks, attack helicopters, planes, but GTA IV, especially Ballad, was fantastic fun, GTA V seems to fucking hate it, the bastard drivers purposely crashing into you if you DARE drive fast, the police all being fucking Terminators, any twat with a pistol being able to deadshot you from a mile away. Oh and Online can burn in hell.

FRED THE WEATHERMAN IS A NONCE LADS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40047777

just donated $1 to Molyneux

>>75261359
Why? It's alri

>>75261438
no shit

oh this is where all of the horrible posters were

if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

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>>75261438
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75261437
Oh and I forgot, the fucking SHITE physics and gunplay. I have no idea how a game from 2008 is somehow more advanced than a next-gen game from 2014. It's just not fun to mess about in I'm afraid.

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>>75258762
Murr from Impractical Jokers

clubmasters definitely go out of style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEm-rU5sAE choon

I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, it's just who I am.

>>75261438
Fucking hell I get there are some really cute lads but wait until they're 18 you nonce.

hate choons

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>>75261447
hehe, allri F.C. Northwich of Trafford

>>75261509
Name a decade between the 1940s and now where they would have been out of place.

>>75261528
>18
its 16

>>75261505
Joe > Sal > Q > Murr

>>75261359
didn't even bother after how meh IV was.

Also lads fuck me it's too hot I went outside naked onto my balcony for 20 minutes had to come back inside was sweating buckets

>>75261529
hate choons
love bangers (and pints)

simple as

>>75261529
same

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>co-worker comes up to me
>says "hey look at [other coworkers] new gf"
>takes out phone
>it's a dick reveal gif of bailey jay
>feign surprise and laugh
>mfw he doesn't know I've wanked to bailey jay hundreds of times

>>75261537
current

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anime

>>75261545
thought so, but why's he got done then?

hate pints

>>75261515
went to shit at 1 minute in

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No more brother wars desu

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mid-1980s beachwear

smashing open a subzero lads

harold shipman did nothing wrong

>>75261580
>not males of every other species

ppffftt

It's been cloudy for hours.

>>75261588
didn't bother reading the article before
he was a teacher and people in positions like that have to wait to 18

>>75261548
100% agree.

I read Impractical Jokers threads on /tv/ all the time and this is the first time anyone has got it right.

Fancy a boost bar right about now

>>75261586
need this noncery out of /brit/

>>75261620
lovely curves those

>>75261622
wish he'd look down on me in his surgery with withering contempt before injecting me with a lethal dose of morphine

>>75261624
read that as years for some reason
might be having a stroke haha

>>75261620
unironically like that t-shirt

>>75261622
Had a Harry Shipman at my school and his mum was kiwi so everyone used to take the piss and only speak to him with a kiwi accent.

>>75261630
he was a stupid impatient cunt then

>>75261620
did you see he called his moose babe

watched an impractical jokers video posted on /r/videos once and it wasn't funny in the slightest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqpjKRyYY4

>>75261633
Sal is better than Joe for the punishments though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Szzj6XN6pA

>>75261639
whats wrong with it

>>75261659
proofs?

>>75261622
he gets my train to work in the mornings. sometimes sit next to him. sleeps most of the time.

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>>75261624
FUCKING HELL, THIS
I've been expecting an Irish scorchio.

>>75261676

it just werks xD

>>75261676
it's mostly shit but there is the odd funny segment like when they are doing a presentation but don't know what will be on the slides. It's not worth your time but if you're super bored and can't be bothered to really pay attention to something putting it on in the background isn't the worst idea.

is it correct if i say "I felt deceived" or do you usually not use deceived in such a context?
i would like to use a fancier way than "I felt cheated on" (not in a sexual way)

>>75261683
love this video :3

>>75261621
t. Scorpion from mortal kombat

>>75261687
looks like a nonce-tier anime

>>75261695
he's dead

>>75261658
being naughty was probably half the fun

>>75261693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNH22VCPGgo&feature=youtu.be&t=28

>>75261731
nah m8 i see him almost every day. will try and take a pic tomorrow.

>>75261732
I can understand that

>>75261719
"I felt deceived" sounds like proper english to me

>>75261719
i felt deceived is fine
it should be just i felt cheated though no 'on' thats reserved for the sexual

>>75261719
'e's fu'in jipped me 'e 'as

>>75261742
never seen tim in motion and don't plan to see him as such ever

Just beat up some Presbyterians with the lads

making a nice cup of tea in my favourite mug

>>75261615
>not wanting to go on a new crusade to restore the British empire to its former glory.
My ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same?

>>75261719
yeah thats fine

>>75261659
nothing new

>>75261742
can't even hear him sing over that dreadful racket

>Much of Britain's legal structure concerning health care and medicine was reviewed and modified as a result of Shipman's crimes.


Good can't come from evi-
serial killers aren't innovato-

>>75261766
GOOD MAN YOURSELF
*shakes your hand and buys you a pint*

I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine .

remember adam johnson throwing the best career in the world away just to feel up a 15 year old who wasn't far from 16

making a nice cup of my favourite tea in my mug

love cleaving a cheeky orange apart with a steak knife, simple as

>>75261793
laughed and woke up my parents and now mum is shouting at me

>>75261788
which is worse though his singing or guitar playing?

https://hungnerdboy.tumblr.com/
just look at this lads, my fucking mouth is watering

>gf was joking around, saying i had a small willy
>asked her how big her previous partners were
>she said all over 7.5 inches
>actually said mine was 'titchy'
>always thought it was a decent size

fuck sake

>>75261793
what

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>>75261722
me2 x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

GODS BE PRAISED

need tim out of business

>>75261793
daddys home

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>>75261827
Will I be opening this link? No.

my cousin was at the arena lads

have no idea why every electronic music artists all posts about mental illness on their social media

business idea: privatise Tim

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>>75261837
cute kot

>>75261830
hate size queens

>>75261807
>best career in the world

nope, not even best sports career in the world

>>75261742
wonder what it sounds like in his head when he plays

>>75261827
clicked this and got wannacry wtf???

>>75261758
>>75261762
thanks a lot

>>75261851
been a while since i've seen you round here

>>75261867
attention

>>75261286
yeah probably get an extra half inch if I'm getting it on with a bird

>>75261827
>circumcised

yanks were a mistake

>>75261827
you that lad who was diddled by your father?

>>75261766
THE WEE KIRK

THE FREE KIRK

THE KIRK WIOOT THE STEEPLE

THE AULD KIRK

THE CAULD KIRK

THE KIRK WIOOT THE PEOPLE

>>75261830
lol how big, that is, small, is it?

>>75261867
their lives are probably very boring outside of gigs and album releases

>>75261827
virus, do not click

had a dream last night during which I came up with a really imaginative and funny bollockpost

cannot for the life of me remember it now and it's one of those ones where because it was part of a dream you just know there is no hope of ever remembering it

>>75261880
seriously hope you're not implying any sports career where you need to reside in the US is preferable

>>75261889
>ass
FOY

>>75261896
I know, it's a fucking travesty
>>75261898
Have never been diddled, sorry.

barbara poster getting btfo hahaha cunt

>>75258992
>>75258992
>>75258992

>>75261917
grim

>>75261792
How is that good? Money going to lawyers, to make more paperwork for doctors and nurses, because now we have to take precautions against a new level of cunt fucking up the world for everyone. It's shit all over.

I'm hankerin for a wankerin t.b.h

>>75261889
Looking spiffy, Tim!

>>75261889
NEED Tim to swipe down those 80s beach shorts

>>75261903
6.5 inches hard

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Oh my would you look at the time

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His flys open

fucking HATE women lads

grrrrrrrrrr

>>75261955
wanked/edged 25 times today desu

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there is a light and it never goes out

*blocks your business*

>bought CRYPTOCURRENCY this morning
>already made a tenner
this investment lark is a piece of piss

the willy hasn't been touched by another soul since the doctor checked it out when i was around 7

>>75261993
Does your gf know she is dating a fibmonger

>>75262014
thicc

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what is he trying to portray with this picture?

>>75262043
I hope the bubble pops and you lose all your money.

>>75261920
Yes. Baseball is. Shit sport, but loads of money for less wear and tear on your body and can play until your late 30's.

Also US objectively has a higher standard of living for wealthy people than the UK does. So that helps even more

Try again..

*takes step towards Tim while sweating in my ill fitting shirt and pants

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>>75262061
i bet you do abo

>>75262028
>>75262014
>>75261889
who is this man he looks very silly aha lol

blame the parents more than I blame the rotherham pakis 2bh

how do you use alas correctly in a sentence? what is a synonym for alas?

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the gf

>>75262014
daddy x

>>75262071
as a jew, it's fine to say jews

>>75261889
humiliate me. taking orders mache alles

CAUSE I'M PLAYIN' ON BROKEN STRANNGGGSSSS

>>75262071
twitter needs to fucking die already

Tim is still showing marcus hausens comment in his videos

>>75261827
don't get all the hype I'd look like this if I shaved

>In March 2000, Maudsley unsuccessfully pleaded for the terms of his solitary confinement be relaxed, or to be allowed to commit suicide via a cyanide capsule. He also asked for a pet budgie, which was also denied. [6]

>In 2010, Maudsley made a plea to be able to play board games with prison staff to relieve his boredom in solitary confinement. [7]

fuck sake man. have a heart

>>75261221
kek

>>75262100
fuck off shlomo

might sit in the front garden (beer in hand) and ogle the general public

was going to walk over to the bookshop but its a bit more cloudy and that

EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas aha x

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>>75262117
someone put this guy down a well

>>75262148
fuck off mick

tim's quite the narcissist really

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>>75262178
and shoot him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaCReubaYQ

Just one for me thanks I'm driving

>>75261827
fucking hate extreme bender posting
its not funny

>>75262132
prove it please

>>75262117
yeah he'll do that

>>75262185
well it's because of you

Ah yes, beautiful day in the USA. I can do the following:

>hiking
>rock climbing
>camping
>boating
>kayaking
>white water rafting
>waterskiing
>kitesurfing
>surfing
>dirt-biking
>atv'ing

Ah yes, saturday in the UK. I can do the following:
>Pub
>watch football at pub
>Go to club try to pull
>Fail and grab a curry

ah yes

That's it lads
The weather has won
The jeans are coming off and the shorts are going on

>>75262198
*surreptitiously presses the janny alert*

manoeuvring for a wank

>>75262205
not trying to be funny

>>75262095
It's sort of a cross between however and therefore, however works as a replacement in most situations

>>75262095
Alas the German was unable to communicate because of his awful English.
I guess "unfortunately" or "woe is me" would work.

>>75262225
*posts on 4chan instead*

Ah yes, beautiful day

>>75262061
I'm not looking to get rich
I'm just keeping a sizeable balance so I can spend the "interest"
then I'll probably sell it when it starts to drop

>>75262140
In 1974,[5] Maudsley garrotted a man who picked him up for sex after the man showed Maudsley pictures of children he had sexually abused. Maudsley was arrested and later sentenced to life imprisonment with a recommendation that he should never be released.

He was sent to Broadmoor Hospital for the criminally insane.

In 1977, Maudsley and another inmate, David Cheeseman, took a third patient (a convicted child molester) hostage and locked themselves in a cell with their captive, before torturing him to death over a period of nine hours.[2]

seems like a good lad Tbf

> In October 2015, the evidence room which contained the computer logs and Scully's videos caught fire. All evidence was destroyed and none remained. Some believe Scully may have bribed a local police officer,[1] as corruption in the Philippines is high.

wewe imagine if he got released due to lack of evidence now.

would unironically shit myelf

>>75262095
its impossible not to sound like a twat while using it so don't

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>>75262195
>tfw no more selfies over Duke's Place, Marlow

>>75262140
and they say hanging is cruel

>>75262259
his life is traumatic. genuinely feel sorry for him

>>75262225
Can literally do any of them here

>>75262230
*watches you*

>>75262140
>>75262260
>>75262259
never heard of em

One time I went to this small island in the UK and I saw some people with these leg swastika flags. Punched those Nazi fucks right in the mouth.

hankerin for a new thread t.b.h

seems a new thread is in order. wonder who'll create it...

>>75262315
*gives you a cheeky shot of my sweaty nutsack out of the corner of my boxers*
Liked that didn't you you naughty boy

>>75262255
its 7am mate. I have the whole day ahead of me as a NEET living in the cascades

>>75262299
is there a good documentary on his story? sounds interesting

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>tfw you go outside on a sunny day and remember that unbelievably attractive women exist and that you will never get to interact with them

>>75262095
"Alas, when the irresistable force met the immovable object, my bollocks were not twixt them."

Synonyms:
What a pity, 'Tis a shame, Gutted, Damn it, >tfw, Botheration, Blast, JDIMSA

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You voted for this

Alas, tim succumbed to eating a pizza

>>75262375
nu (rave)

>>75262362
Happy penis
Heavy heart

>>75262347
*pulls my thin shorts tighter so you can see my balls pressing through the material*
hmmm

>>75262140
>>75262259
that article has the most pointless links
>[[murder in English law|murders]]
>[[drug addiction]]
>[[Child sexual abuse|children he had sexually abused]]
>[[suicide]]
>[[budgie]]
>[[board games]]
>[[boredom]]

>>75262225
>hiking
>rock climbing
>camping
>boating
>kayaking
>white water rafting
>waterskiing
>kitesurfing
>surfing
>dirt-biking
>atv'ing
can do all of this up north