can't absorb the corb edition
>>75258732
Fuck off Corbyn
hmm yes, some autistic intellectuals theories on social concepts and spooks should be robotically applied and accepted by the wider population instead of the natural cultural phenomenons of family, nationalism, community and faith that most people can accept easily
we're literally all in here
>>75258762
>>75258762
>>75258762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t5xR80_hoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t5xR80_hoQ
LE TEMPS EST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
LE CIEL EST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
J'ai deux amis qui sont aussi mes amoureuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
absolute STATE of India
how did the British ever colonise this boiling jungle hellhole?
>>75258812
>J'ai deux amis qui sont aussi mes amoureuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux
salope
*smokes a kipper for breakfast*
the islamic beta uprising
>>75258830
well if it results it us all having brown skin and a lower IQ then we MUST embrace it
>>75258823
Quinine
doing the poo of the century
>Be recovering abornmie
>Make normie friends who didn't used to know me when I was a weirdo
>Have sex with a qt and start to feel normal
>Whenever chats turn to teenage years I suddenly realise I was even more lonely and missed out on even more than I realised at the time
hahaha, oh wow, this was really all worth it
spoke to the checkout girl at tescos methinks i have pulled again
>>75258823
KARACHI MENTIONED
rate the homemade 'za
>>75258901
did you fucking microwave it
Listening to Aphex Twin
>>75258901
the apsolute fucking STATE of your keyboard
>>75258918
yes how else would I melt the cheese
wonder who the next Labour meme leader will be after Corbyn goes
don't think they'll ever be able to top Milimeme though
>>75258901
grim
>>75258875
this post made me sad
How many pickled peppers could a Pippa pick if she poo’d a prune from her poon whilst doing a moon at a lune?
>>75258901
Literally gagged at that keyboard
Me on the sunbed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHEM7Z45do
>>75258877
Show her your su collection, that ought to get her interested
>>75258939
the grill you utter spastic
http://www.derryjournal.com/news/i-hope-he-listens-now-mum-ordered-to-bring-son-to-be-shot-1-3789831
>‘I hope he listens now’ - Mum ordered to bring son to be shot
The absolute state of Northern Ireland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOa9q7SJkj0
>>75258968
dunno
>>75258970
>>75258937
there's fucking nothing wrong with my keyboard
>>75258901
prefer the bloke who puts ketchup on his crisps
>>75258958
>>75258901
that looks fucking vile
>>75259019
what about the bloke who puts ketchup on cold steak chunks and banana slices?
>>75259004
Take a cotton bud and rub it along the [ ] keys
>>75259033
in new york i milly rock
The Irish are colonising England.
They wish to destroy the Anglo race
They don't integrate and say 'cheers' they prefer to say 'slainte'
They listen to U2 rather than Adele
They don't like football they prefer hurling
They will change our way of life forever
Irish
PLEASE
GIVE US PEACE
GO HOME
things we will NOT be talking about:
poo
sex
girls
testicular cancer
terrorism
the NHS
Absolute highest level cringe
https://twitter.com/stevenmorris20/status/867713992864796672
Ahh sorry mate I can't do thursday, got an appointment to get my kneecaps blown off
to be fair not many people at the concert had phones so that explains the lack of photos from the scene
literally never had an emotional response to a terrorist attack
>>75258982
me
i'm going to literally have one of those faces as my badge
mon cœur danse la macarena lalalalala...
>>75259067
what OS makes image files look like polaroids?
>>75258958
>Labour gain votes and lose seats
If that happens then it's going to be biblical senpai. Even if Corbyn resigns the Labour left is going to blame the centrists for Labour losing.
>>75258901
this 'asn't real shop 'za!
>>75259072
We really need to do something serious about obesity in this country.
Absolutely HYPED for Question Time tonight lads
>hmm yes, some autistic intellectuals theories on social concepts and spooks should be robotically applied and accepted by the wider population instead of the natural cultural phenomenons of family, nationalism, community and faith that most people can accept easily
>>75259086
u ok? ;(
>>75259088
>i'm going to literally have one of those faces as my badge
What
We need a race war.
>>75259072
all of them genuinely look like bottom of the barrel low IQ council estate mongs
haven't had an original thought in their lives
just parroting jewish propaganda the media has been feeding them their whole lives
>>75258982
i don't think i fully understand - she's anti-british so she let her son get shot by irish nationalists? how does that work
>>75259198
no we need a religious war
does anyone else get sudden urges to urinate like a goddamn barrage has been completely breached despite not having drunk a ridiculous amount?
>>75259209
The IRA will blow your kneecaps off if you're a druggie senpai
hows ur hayfever
saw u sneezing in class
>>75259150
Extremely cute cat
Would cuddle
>>75259227
We need a war between blue eyed peopel and the subhuman brown eyed
>>75259227
good idea, let all the delusional nonces kill each other
>>75259166
>nationalism
>natural
literally didn't exist until the 18th century
>>75259125
looks like OS X icon view with the icon size turned up really high, then the filenames edited in after the screenshot was taken because the font is wrong and misplaced
DANIELLA
WANG
>>75259265
howd u get my number???
>>75259273
What about green eyed?
>>75259273
except we'd be outnumbered 50/1 or something
>>75259284
nationalism is just the greatest social form of tribalism, it's based in natural instincts
>>75259331
greens can fight for the blues since we'll still need someone to feel superior to once the browns are gone
Business Idea: Reality show of Rorkes and Rasheed living in the same house.
https://youtu.be/LfrOZj6EBRI?t=457
hmmmmmmmmmmm ah yes the so called "tolerant" muslims
Gary Hunk's resignation has officially been accepted.
>all of them genuinely look like bottom of the barrel low IQ council estate mongs
>haven't had an original thought in their lives
>just parroting jewish propaganda the media has been feeding them their whole lives
>>75259391
will only take a few days for them to realise they believe in the same things
>Heh, I fedora, you too.
>>75259443
Business Idea: Reality tv of rorkes, rasheeds and radical centrists.
just wanked outdoors and spaffed into the grass
warm sun on my naked body
beautiful
Me n the lads x
>>75259516
bit gay
absolutely baffling how you can be born in this country, speak with a local accent, and be a muslim
green fields and things
what can possibly go through your head haha
>>75259488
A daring synthesis, I like
>>75259488
radical centrists will just nod and smile making sure not to offend anybody and then go sit in their room
>go to pharmacy
>say I have a cough
>they literally hand me a big bag full of pills for cheap as fuck
Holy hell, looking at what these pills are it's some good stuff
Reckon I could get some genuine hard drugs if I wanted no problem
Not that I would because pills are gay but you pillheads would love it
>>75259413
the lass in the white t-shirt's a bit of allri
ate for lunch a chicken bake and a chicken and bacon sandwich. Was yummy
Why do bad things happen to good people
>>75259561
Business Idea: A daring synthesis of two daring syntheses.
>>75259600
Meat is murder, sweaty :)
>>75259585
Stop name fagging you canadian/Polish cunt
>>75259619
they'll just cancel out
>>75259612
There is no god
ah yes
>>75259612
nobody is inherently good
those girls that got blown up in manchester?
they would have cheated on their boyfriends many years down the lines
they would have divorced their husbands and would then attempt to bring up children on their own
then they'll marry a half caste bloke and a few years down the line would have murdered him in self defence because it turns out he was a bit abusive
>>75259685
but what if one of them would have cured cancer
www.ntodesignsinc.com/product/ternion-cuzn-brass-revspin-edc/
can't put a price on quality x
>>75259612
there's no such thing as a good or bad person
>>75259661
Business Idea: A mix of three daring syntheses.
>>75259728
>Morality is relative, hurrrrrrrrrr
>>75259757
no one likes love triangles
>>75259710
statistically unlikely
kids who would go on to cure cancer would be studying and reading books in their youth
these kids were going to a shitty concert full of vapid young people
gonna get a fashy undercut
what's the best length on top to avoid looking like a twat?
desperately need a bf, just want to kiss, cuddle
and suck and fuck
>leave backward countries and oppressive regimes
>welcomed into free prosperous countries full of opportunity
>recreate oppressive regimes
>>75259794
You're a twat regardless, so don't bother.
the problem with rorkes and the uneducated is that hate foreigners without knowing which ones to hate simple as
>>75259794
no length can change your face
>>75259786
Business Idea: A mix of 3 parallel and 1 perpendicular syntheses
>>75259794
get a short back and sides instead you bellend
>>75259849
Funny how you're the one acting like an aggressive twat calling people twats then
Are you lonely, lads? Do you think your life would feel better with company?
>>75259824
Ah yes
>Tolerance paradox
All there is to it honestly
>>75259885
Said the twat in a twatish manner
>>75259886
yea
no
>>75259886
Incredibly lonely. My life would be massively better with company. It might even stop me from killing myself.
>>75259794
its called the macklemore
>>75259885
Passive aggressive Ponce.
>>75259954
it's twattish not "twatish", spoken like a true twat
housing idea: deport all persons who were accepted from Libya due to their opposition to Qaddafi and use their homes to accommodate native–born Britons on the waiting list.
>[reddit space]
>Said the twat in a twatish manner
Anyone remember that red cup meme?
you lads reckon jez is gonna win this thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZLRrCiCv-E choon
now
THIS
is
redditspacing
whenever i hear about a good film i just read the plot on wikipedia and occasionally watch some of the best scenes on the internet
>>75260054
Jeremy Corbyn?
He's got my vote.
>>75260092
when they're just summer blockbusters you're not missing anything
28ºC and low humidity, this is the fucking tits lads
feel like I live in a normal country with normal weather for once
anyone else completely incapable of playing sports?
i enjoy watching football and that but i never really enjoyed it growing up so i never probably learned to play
now i can never join in when the lads go to play footie because i can't play the fucking game
it's probably too late for me to learn at this point so i'm basically fucked for life, i can't join in any sport
Quite like new build estates lads
>>75260054
I mean all he needs to do is not lose any seats and gain 92 seats under the assumption that the Tories and the SNP make significant losses to Labour
Shouldn't be too hard, should it?
>>75260117
>Heh, me I like deeply profound films which include philosophy, the arts and the general loneliness which is the only thing I can empathise with.
>>75260117
i've done it for the majority of "classic" films
>>75260001
>being this much of a twat over the use of twat
Grammar twat detected
>>75259886
On the contrary. I can't get far enough away from all other people. Often fantasise about every other person in the world spontaneously combusting leaving just me. Like that Last Man on Earth show, but without all the other people turning up and ruining it.
>>75260054
maybe
>>75260188
if they were american films ur not missing anything
>>>/sp/76113820
fedora this loser
>>75260156
are you just uncoordinated? practice and it'll get better
nothing worse than some uncoordinated pleboid who can't catch anything.
>fedora this loser
>fedora this loser
Don't like this ugly bitch
do you think theyll do a second season of grand tour, but do it properly this time
>>75260241
don't fucking care mate
>>75260241
Very mannish pose
>>75260070
quare shtuff
>>75260241
Thought she was Irish. Isn't she?
>>75260156
Haha just kick the ball haha
>>75260241
don't think she's ugly but her smile still enrages me
also letting her keep her accent is an awful decision
>>75260286
Daiseagh O'Riddley
>>75260268
quare means good or bad
>>75260241
I bypassed the character development.
>>75260288
>>75260316
Are those teeth practical effects or CGI?
>>75260313
looks like a quare, talks like a quare... probably is a quare
can't believe Carrie Fisher lived 60 years of being a coked up whore yet no nudes exist of her
>>75260313
given his image i reckon he's calling it gay
Going to vote for Corbyn and then move to Hong Kong so there are no consequences for my actions
and you cant stop me!
>>75260365
Can't believe you had to google it
Neck yourself
>>75260371
*dies from pollution*
Ah yes
>>75260383
why should i know paddy speak
>>75260313
first significance
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/queer#Adjective
>>75260392
I don't think Pakistan of all places should be allowed to pass critical judgement on any country
>>75260371
alri' effeminate gayer from the other thread
just CONFORM
there's no reason to dress differently
fine i get it you can't help to be effeminate but you can help the clothes you wear
>>75260371
voting for corbyn is arguably inconsequential anyway
>>75260407
ah ok
is this still used in everyday speak? it would sound homophobic no?
>>75260409
I'll judge whoever I want, you nonce.
>>75260442
not with that attitude
do you think genuine paid shills ever bother with 4chan
>>75260404
It's Ulster Scots.
>tfw living in a Plaid Cymru safe seat
>the rise of Corbyn will only split the leftist vote and plenty of socialists will vote for Labour now while the collapse of ukip will boost the Tories
love it when the left cannibalises itself
>>75260478
yeah of course
lots of supple young minds prone to propaganda on here
>>75260482
no difference
>>75260478
of course they do. this website is a gold mine
stuff like MGTOW for example isn't created by normal blokes. same for tons of other stuff
>>75260516
Tell them that haha
>>75258875
everybody is lonley
Daily reminder the reason British people are so ugly is not genetics but it is lifestyle. If people stopped being so sugar addicted cunts we'd be 7/10s rather than 3/10s
>>75260472
eh, context and manner of speech. Formally today, it's not used but among the folk it's still done to use the old sense of "queer", esp. when pronounced like "square".
>>75260212
well when i play football i can't move with the ball i can't pass the ball i can't shoot the ball and i have no idea what to do when i don't have the ball so i'm completely useless
i would love to be able to join in because i do enjoy football but whenever i play it just makes it less fun for both parties. it's not fun for me because i'm shit and it's not fun for everyone else because i'm shit
>>75260478
it is one of the most popular websites on the internet and there's no barrier to entry, yes they bother with it
>>75260482
>tfw think you're Irish
>tfw actually Ulster Scot
What a shame that must be
>>75260550
No, it is genetics
I eat and drink a fuckload of sugar and I'm still fairly attractive because of my Scandi immigrant grandparents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hCcdv21ns
explain yourselves britrunts
I'm genuinely beautiful, an honest to God 10/10
>>75260582
there's no way to hide dissenters like other sites though
stack the stack the shmoney like like ya cudi bih
>>75260615
oh god
>>75260478
/g/
Probably how moot financed the place. And chinkmoot today still
>>75260549
lonely*
even though i had a gf i was lonely too i'm sure lots of 4chan fags are also lonely
>>75260656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY
>>75260478
yeah, reckon there are a tonne of paid shills here but shilling for brands and products rather than political ideologies
>>75260591
Bollocks Aussies are mostly British but they get lots of sun and have a more active life style so are more attractive.
>inb4 muh greek genetics
>i am greek
fuck off
>tfw fell for the SS+GOMAD meme
>tfw fell for the chinkpad meme
>tfw fell for the STEM meme
>tfw fell for the brexit meme
what 4chan memes did you lads get ensnared by?
*sees you taking a nap*
*vaccums your lips to wake you up*
>>75260615
we did it reddit
>>75260615
the perpetrator probably posts among us
>>75260621
doesnt matter really, people will see a capslock thread as they scroll past and will passively absorb that info even if they don't click the thread. it's free marketing
>>75260723
>Brexit
>meme
alri rasheed
hey lads, need you to post a thread on /tv/ for me, as my isp is pretty much blocked from every board but /int/
"
why do people on here meme dalton so much (aside from the fact that it's contrarian)?
live and let die was ok, really just another mediocre bond film, but this... hot fucking garbage?
licence to kill is probably the worst fucking movie i've ever seen. even WORSE than that gay mick brosnan's gobshit flicks
also general /bond/ thread
"
also could you use pic related haha x
When I was a little kid I'd play footie with kids twice my age and size, and dominate the less skilful players with my technique. They called me "Schillaci" (pronounced skill-ATCH-ee), after a nimble, determined little Italian striker who had scored a lot of goals for the Italian side in the 1990 World Cup.
an apple a day keeps the doctor away! x
>>75260723
ath M50
>>75260750
hahahahaha the absolute state
>>75260615
>Prison for banter
Really makes me wish suffrage never happened
>>75260750
Reset your modem you spacker
Reporting every post ITT that isn't respectful of other cultures
>"Old people are so stupid for voting for Brexit. They've ruined our future
>*votes Corbyn*
>>75260783
ahaha it's been like this for months x
two gyal on my side, me in the middle
in something foreign like lidl
ban this sick filth
>>75260727
never been able to sleep with other people around makes me too uncomfortable
>>75260752
>footie
names already taken wog cunt
>>75260750
Here you go famalam
>>>/tv/83174267
>>75260842
*rapes you whilst you sleep*
>>75260586
I'd imagine it would be a cause for celebration for you lads knowing you were a pure something.
>>75260478
reckon it depends on the board
>>75260782
How does it feel living in Orwell's 1984?
>>75260615
send them to prison!
[applause]
eating a 'netto
>>75260842
usually they're gonna sleep too so whats the problem
>>75260875
Nah inbreds are generally frowned upon here
>>75260752
you sure they weren't calling you squillaci that one absolute shitter who played for arsenal for a few years
>>75260863
thank you my rightful suzerain
>>75260882
Quite frustrating honestly
mur Bumfelmz wur bed? bshtrd uzcunt
imagine if britain had converted its currency to the euro and had to leave, what a nightmare
reminder to vote UKIP to abolish the TV license
http://www.ukip.org/manifesto2017
>>75260975
rorke
>>75260917
What part of the states are you from?
Daily reminder:
Theresa May is a childless loser like Merkel.
Her tenure as home secretary speaks for itself. She wants to censor/monitor the internet even more than she is already (we are the most spied upon nation on Earth.)
She voted Remain and is far more likely to use her mandate of a larger majority to push for the softest Brexit possible.
Anybody who votes for her a bootlicking cuck.
>>75260478
here's a real shill >>75260975
>license
FOY
>>75260948
I used to be happy we didnt' use the Euro because it looks so fake and cartoony now that we're turning all our notes into this plastic shit I wouldn't mind a cheeky Euro.
>>75260988
actually I'm voting for them because they're raising personal allowance to £13,500 and 40% to £55,000, cutting foreign aid to fund the NHS and prioritising jobs for local unemployed, among other non-rorkey reasons
>>75261004
The midwest :)
>have an interview in Febuary, was told I was shortlisted but didn't get the job, said they'd keep my details and get in touch
>mfw they got in touch and have offered me a job
Wasn't expecting that desu
>>75261021
'sheed
>>75261021
hello new ip posting unprompted criticism of the conservative party
>>75260744
its not just about awareness but also controlling the narrative
>>75261024
still better than the euro desu
>>75261024
polymer is the future lad
>>75260988
oh, and cutting VAT on energy bills
hacking the deep state as we speak
>>75260948
Irish Punt coins were really cool. All Celtic hounds and swans and stuff. They should get that back again.
>>75261024
the new notes are lush m8 piss off
genuinely feel sorry for europeans, all their ancient currencies killed off in exchange for that monopoly money
the sound of footsteps into the snow are particularly unnerving
cannot even FATHOM a girl having any positive feelings towards me beyond tolerance
>>75260858
What are you on about?
We call football "footie" here in the UK. No idea what you call it on your side of the world, don't care either. Did you think you had a monopoly on the word "footie?" The language is called English in case you hadn't noticed. It's our language, we speak it however the fuck we want, we are in charge of the words in our own language you runteroo.
>>75260615
(IT'S REAL)
haha wtf
looking forward to the polymer tenner
>>75261111
>their ancient currencies
uh
>>75261036
Sorry. I was being cheeky. I respect the midwest. Best Americans.
>>75261102
pics?
>>75261129
good post
>>75261021
to have a go at her for the amount of children a woman does or does not have is genuinely a Downy argument to make when there are many other things to criticize her for.
Aside from that, do not let that fucking dickwad Crosbie win again by training the Conservitors to be more robotic than before he made his slimy way into British politics.
come to the conclusion that aside from child birth women are utterly useless
>>75261160
ares is cuter
>>75261160
they'll have to get rid of lizs face when they start printing £1,000,000 notes
>>75261167
>flyover krauts
>best
>>75260615
They STILL don't know the prime motive for trolling them is to make them react exactly like this.
>>75261167
No problem buddy. It's just banter here
>>75261204
its not
>>75261200
In other words your oneitis thinks you're a hideous, boring manlet cunt with no redeemable features and your lashing out on here before going all Yorkshire Ripper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57PlVm7hALA
Literally every single person itt who uses the term "lad"
>>75261205
They'll probs just keep them for the lifetime of that notes circulation.
I was walking the dogs the other day and noticed for the first time that the postbox down my road has GR instead of ER. Evidently it hasn't been changed since before 1952
>>75261111
>Austrian schilling
>Belgian franc
>Cypriot pound
>Dutch guilder
>Estonian kroon
>Finnish markka
>French franc
>German mark
>Greek drachma
>Irish pound
>Italian lira
>Latvian lats
>Lithuanian litas
>Luxembourgish franc
>Maltese lira
>Monegasque franc
>Portuguese escudo
>Sammarinese lira
>Slovak koruna
>Slovenian tolar
>Spanish peseta
>Vatican lira
Ah yes, the benefits of globalism. Whatever would we do without it?
>>75261120
speaking from experience?
>>75261204
>>75261160
the queen is an ugly bint
>>75261045
First they came for Rasheed...
But fucking seriously now, this bomber was known to MI5. All they're going to do is start collating all your 4chan post / browsing history and you'll be thrown into jail too as extremists. (Even though we're all obviously using this site ironically)
>>75261059
>unprompted
I don't actually mind a lot of the Tories, but Theresa May gives me very bad vibes and has done for years.
If you live in a swing seat and enjoy using this website you NEED to hold your nose and vote LD or Labour.
>>75261197
I'm suspicious of childless women.
Indeed look at what a police state we've become. All media blackout after Manchester with news coming from American broadcasters. They were FURIOUS that us plebs got a little bit of transparency for once in our miserable lives. I don't see how any leaks harmed their investigation, just their policy of omerta.
>>75261251
I use lad ironically so it's alright
>>75261241
and what if I am what're'ou'na do about it?
business idea: cold air
>>75261283
back to india pajeet
>>75261196
reportamente
>>75260615
hahahah
got a headache
might do a water
>>75261292
laugh at you
>>75261285
I don't post anything offensive on 4chan
the worst thing I've said is that all brown people should be killed mercilessly
>>75261259
>no more pesetas
Bang out of order. One of my most cherished childhood memories is being fascinated by the different currency they had when I went on holiday to Spain.
>>75261299
light breeze drafting gently through the window here
>>75261268
yea i guess
"footie"? nay,
but gi' me a bell to play the peil.
>>75261196
get him janny
>>75260723
loomis
>>75260615
l m a o
m
a
o
>>75261283
thats why she's only on one
>>75261347
this
fuck drawing boxes
Love 14 year old girls hate terrorists simple as
how long before we can do drag races on the M25
>>75261259
So much for diversity.
>>75261363
nonce spastic
>>75260723
>guys there arent enough engineers
>everyone trains to be an engineer
>no jobs, have to move to America
>>75261309
>>75261340
There is not a single bit of adult-rated content in this picture
Announcing reports is also a bannable offence
If you don't own a pair of Raybans I highly recommend them. Yeah they're expensive but when you feel them in your hand (and on your face) the quality is evident.
Get a pair of wayfarers or clubmasters, keep them for life and they never go out of style. Solid investment.
Love United hate glazer
>>75258762
>>75258762
>>75258762
>>75258762
>>75258762
the so called old new
>>75260723
fell for the stem meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNH22VCPGgo
tims looking very casual today
>>75261434
Only twats spend more than £20 on sunglasses. Fact.
>>75261251
I use lad all the time irl
t.scousecunt
>>75261251
Young David Brent
Who here /corbynstorm/?