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*points towards you* edition
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CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smlaq1ezQRM
CHOON
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>>75253554
not bad but would prefer a donk on it
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>>75253008
>>75253534
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oh its useless
*throws staff*
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About Me: young at heart x tremely horny & ready 2 mate
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*takes your order*
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>>75253540
>mfw /pol/ worship this
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aha x
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a whole bunch of early New's

Janworth is gonna LOSE IT if he finds out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXbHOnHAG-g

>>75253584
i get be a free rap combo
gatorade and
sustagen
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>>75253584
54 pints thanks mate.
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>>75253584
cornetto
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>>75253568
deriving a thought
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>>75253021
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*gets schwifty*
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alri thailad
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>>75253631
alri
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>>75253631
hey mate
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australia really is the most xenophobic country
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like pints
hate pakis
don't mind Jim Reeves
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> trying to watch youtube videos about something
> HEEEYOOOOOO IT'S ME YA BOY MISTER MONGO just finishing having my morning coffee here and booooooooy do I a have a surprise for you coming in this video, we're going to be talking about [x], so let's get right into that after I drivel on for another 30 seconds about fucking shite! hahahaha! and then after that I'll play my super cool 20 second long video intro montage set to shitty yank dubstep!
*gets one billion views* omg love ur vids ur so funny and informative
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my appendix hurts
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>>75253643
wrong
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literally have a day off because jesus decided to go on a spacewalk

god bless
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>>75253643
Are they mean to Americans?
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>>75253643
alri 'urtle 'ong
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>>75253601
sure,thing sir, can i just see some ID please?
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>He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.
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any yanks in?
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>>75253662
wat
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>>75253643
m8 asian countries are more racist than us by a mile desu
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#aus worst country on earth
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>>75253674
who
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>>75253669
*whips out pen licence*
everything in order?
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This old bald cunt from my city keeps PMing me
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>>75253528
early...
... again
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>>75253682
Only white people can be racist
shake my head
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>>75253643
>>75253682
this, once went on a date with a girl from Mongolia and she went off on one about the Chinese

HATES them
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>>75253677
*pulls out gun*

alri
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>>75253718
*forces your head*
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>>75253699
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/teenage-audi-mechanic-committed-suicide-colleagues-set-fire/
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>>75253643
try talking an aussie out of a chinkwife
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>Britfeel is defending muslims
>AGAIN
How can one board be so beta?
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>>75253584
Seabass please
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oh the smell of exploding children at Manchester
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hmm
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>>75253744
it's irony grandpa
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Which part of Aus is Angry Dad from?
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>>75253737
>>75253729
>>75253682
>>75253664
>>75253663
>>75253659
thx boys xoxo
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Nick Ferrari eats your breakfast on LBC: Leaving Britain's Constipation
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>>75253744

What?
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>>75253756
Simpsons
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>>75253764
bastard
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>>75253643
Calm down nigger fucker
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>>75253734
>"I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.
>"It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line," he said

i know theyre not brain surgeons or anything but this guy is king mong
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>Sherpa rescuers have found the bodies of four climbers inside a tent on the highest camp on Mount Everest, raising the death toll this climbing season to 10, authorities said on Wednesday.
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>>75253790
The man is trying to avoid prison.
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It's very busy at work and I'm quite stressed x
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Are these people serious or are they the trolls. I can't tell.

https://youtu.be/JUVOgPzXm7g
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>>75253756
malben
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>>75253734
>"I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.

"It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line," he said.

ah yes, setting people on fire, not over the line at all
jesus christ these people should be tortured to death
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>>75253677
thin bitch wrists
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>>75253804
by owning up to everything, and insinuating that the kid was just a pussy who couldn't handle the banter of being set on fire?

yeah top work there
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Love benzos hate after effects simple as
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>>75253752
That's cute and tolerant
>>75253769
Britfeel houses the few muzzie brits on 4chan. They're explaining how the terrorist attack was just like an adirmable IRA one and how racist white people are for blaming the muslim community.
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>>75253734
>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself for missing the warning signs leading to his son's death. He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.
Dumb cunt
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>>75253809
that's like fucking 7 years old
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Thailad mate! Didn't know you were on the der
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feel like shit lads, simple as
love bleach
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>>75253840
I've been in a medically induced coma after complications from a surgery
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The Lunch

Eggs (fried, w/ salt + pepper)
Potato waffles (w/ salt + vinegar)
Baked beans (w/ jalapeno sauce)
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>>75253847
Thailad is a creepy white manlet who obsesses over petite Thai 'teens'.
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>>75253847
aint that the 'ble
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don't enjoy killing fruit flies but this cunt is taking the piss
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>>75253847
Well now you know x
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Forgot about the other one
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"never been a fan. the concept of wanting something that has aged 18 years is foreign to me"

thairunt on the topic of expensive scotch
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>>75253840
exactly like my g.f.
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The lunch:
Maccies quarter pounder and medium fries discounted to just £1.99 thanks to the vouchers I got through the door.
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>>75253884
Is he radicalising you mate?
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How do I rid off my obsession with willies?
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looking for (older) straight man to cuddle and tuck me in at night (NOT GAY!) someone willing to be called "dad" is preferable. contact asap
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>Mr Johannsen apparently said: "Now to the love of James' life: beautiful, energetic, loyal, soft-mouthed, comes on command, great behind. But that is enough about Jame's spaniel, Rafa, I'm here to talk about James' love, Pippa."

banta that
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>>75253893
wow they look so much like our cats it's eerie
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NEED an alt-right gf
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squirrels are fucking up my vegetable garden
wankers
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might do a cheeky suicide
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>>75253918

*raises paw*
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Fascinating... hmm... yes
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>>75253918
I'd like to adopt you and lock up in my basement
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>>75253903
nah just a bit antsy

>>75253937
no don't
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>>75253937
*watches a golf tournament instead of reading your post*
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>>75253937
make sure to blame us in your note
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>white house """"""sources""""" confirm trump has taken a particularly smelly dookie today

hmm wish the traitors would hang already
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Stole this bloke's cats haha
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G M P
i a o
m k o
p i s
s n _
_ g _
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business idea: pretend that ALL aussie posts are phimolad
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>>75253978
pics or it didn't happen
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>>75253936
Heard a bloke is selling cats if you need one
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call up your cum chum and get wild 'n wolly
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Lauren.
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i've honestly not noticed any phimolad persona here, only a whole bunch of nonces calling him out
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Anyone got the link to those Tim Byrne remixes?
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wish a terrorist would kill me
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>>75253991
no need to pretend my son
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business idea: US style sitcom where phimolad moves into tim's rented flat in high wycombe

working title: tim and phim
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Tragic
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>>75254017
>>75253991
this is the first ive been on /brit/ today why are you talking about me
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>>75254012
she got a deep voice
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>89 pages
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>>75254012
I'm watching her video now
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>ABLs thought we wouldn't get CL


HOWLING
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>>75254040
You'd be gutted
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>>75254032
good howl
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>>75254046
what ya been doin lad
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>>75254040
>mum after her 2nd job bringing my brekky
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lads does anti perspirant work on the batty crease? Got horrendous swamp arse with this humidity
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if someone read my 4chan post history i'd be embarrassed
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Want the Muslims kicked out of the country
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>the face of Scottish invincibility
take that, Jürgen Plop
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>>75254103


Back to /pol/ rorke, I don't post here to be abused out of the blue
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>>75254078
thinkgn bout life
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falling in love again
never wanted to
what am i to do, i can't help it
love's always been my game
play it how i may
i was made that way
i can't help it
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rate pogba i do
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Want '115 kicked out of the country
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wish the 10th crusade would start soon to be honest
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getting my daily dose of peter hitchens and jared taylor lads
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>>75254040
"Mazza che ridere. Una signora stanca morta dal lavoro che, non avendo tempo per cucinare, si porta la cena da fuori e le cade a terra, con intorno tanti coglioni indifferenti che, non solo non l'aiutano, ma la fotografano pure per postarla su reddit per guadagnare gli utilissimi punti magici dell'internet."

I understand some italian:

Insane that you could laugh. A lady tired dead from work who, not having the time to cook, buysher dinner and falls on the ground, amongst many other indifferent people that not only not help her, but photograph her only for the sole purpose of posting on reddit for useless internet points.
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>>75254115
This is a haram general
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>>75254146

>Jared


VERY good lad
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>>75254133
hello fellow imgurian
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>>75254159

You're a traitor to our country and even though I'm Muslim at least I'm not a deserter like you
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*revs fidget spinner*
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>>75254179
its a good imagehost bront
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>>75254188
>You're a traitor to our country
when did Thailand declare war on England?
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KEELHAUL
THAT FILTHY LANDLUBBER
SEND HIM DOWN TO THE DEPTHS BELOW
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think my keyboard is broken, typed "latest funny vids on the net" onto the google but "Crow saying ALLAH cc"" amazing * subhanALLAH" was entered instead
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>>75254188
colonisig other countries is a british tradition
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>>75254145
latching onto christianity (particulraly catholicism) is one of the cringiest things nouveau-rorkes do these days

christianity is a jewish control mechanism and ruined european culture
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>>75254188
>deserter
I'll be there when the civil war kicks off ;)
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>>75254203
hehe i always upvote ass
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>>75254222
*listens to varg once*
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>>75253528
Fast post willy
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>>75254203

THICCIE
H
I
C
C
I
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>>75254224
no you won't you skinny qt you x
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>>75254248
that's my fiancee...delete this please
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'mosis. thoughts on Lana Rhoades?
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>>75254248
would actually destroy her iih
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time for a big fucking shit lads

wish me luck, thanks
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>>75254248
this better be fake or a joke
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>>75254267
love her eyes
lover her body
hate her face
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>>75254256
>skinny qt
I'm a good shot, plenty of gun ranges here to practice at.
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*BRAP* alri lads

*TOOT*

mmmhmm alri yes indeed
*squee* yep
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>>75254248
Fucking women.
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>>75254248
Jah RAASTA-FAR-AY, mon
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Cat is following me around the house
Think it's forgotten I've fed it
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>>75254295
or what
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is thailad cute
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>>75254296
Interesting. who are your go-to's?
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>>75254248
>>75254291
fuckin same, would not pull out
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could annihilate every single runtoid here but nobody else has the cojones to say it
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gents i have a conundrum
i'm vastly different to my parents - dimples when neither of them have dimples, hazel eyes when they both have blue, different body hair and bone structure etc
i want to know if i really am their child but i'm concerned about what my dad would do if he realised he'd been raising the cuckoo's egg for 19 years
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>>75254307
Speaking of toot.. Whatever happened to that Mexican cunt?
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>>75254305
*rolls up sleeves*
hows about we practice with these guns ahaha
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could absolutely heem all of you
just don't care to
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>>75254320
or else, simple as
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>>75254345
if anything you'd be adopted lol
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despise people that say "what the actual fuck"

especially irl
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>>75254356
*adopts gedan barai stance*
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>>75254328
karlee grey
melissa moore
anissa kate

tera patrick <- spesh that one
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>>75254316
despite what rorkes tell you, cats can be very attached to their owners, he just likes you x
my cat wouldnt go outside when i didnt come home x
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>>75254357
not me
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>>75254345
dormant genes, not neccesarily cuckoldry
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shan't be answering any conundra posed by anybody born after ´91.
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>>75254382
dont think you understand quite how common it is for a woman to secretly have another mans child
something like 30%
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQGOEXwutDY
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>>75254267
don't know who she is
>>75254296
false flag
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*pulls on fedora and carves "SKA RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME" onto left arm* BANGIN RUDEBWOY TECHNO CHOON LADS, CAN'T HEAR MESELF THINK IN THIS CLUB LADS, PISSY ARSE" - rupert grint
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Share a shower with three girls and the drain is permanently clogged with their hair and they never clear it out

How do I get these cunts to clean up after themselves?
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>>75254411
bullshit lol
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>>75254411
30%

so literally one in three kids? mate i dont know where you read that statistic but it seems incredibly retarded.
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>>75254397
doesn't even have to be that, could be just random mutations

hate when people assume genetics is somehow deterministic
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share a shower with my two sistah girls and some runtoid bender cunt

we keep clogging up the drain with our pubic hairs just to hear him SQUEEL like the runt he is hahahahahaha
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'Leccy just went off. Had to go put the 'leccy on emergency credit (£7). Will have to go buy £20 of 'leccy tonight when the normies are asleep.

And of course the PC had to be started up again from scratch which meant 5 minutes of playing whack-a-mole in Task Manager with all the pointless processes that start up when this thing is restarted.

Was having my dinner at the time. Eggs, beans and waffles went a bit cold. Not bothered about that though because I have a Cornetto for dessert.

Like & Subscribe :)
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>>75254430
take a shit on the drain in the dark of the night
acts outraged someone shat on the drain
do nothing about it
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>>75254426
this post is absolutely mesmerising

fucking surreal
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>>75254443
oh fuck off you fat sausage eating cunt, you can't shag niggers for a million years and have blonde haired blue eyed kids
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>>75254388
*furiously googles gedan barai*
ah yes totally agree mate
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very drunk lads
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>>75254445
why don't you disable the startup programs you don't want in msconfig?

Start> type: msconfig > startup tab > uncheck shitty programs.
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very sober lads
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>>75254466
well you can, it just becomes a lot less likely.
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>>75254481
alri me
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going dog racing on friday lads
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>>75254462
NAOW THA IZ A PROPA BOOZAH
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>>75254466
How do you not see he's a Britcunt?
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>>75254443
you dont just get a "random mutation" which changes how you look completely
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>>75254492
am high as well
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>>75254411
It probably is more common than people think but you can fuck off about THIRTY PERCENT

you're a fucking spastic for even putting your fingers on those keys and believing that number

neck yourself
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21 degrees :(
feels like it's cooling down though
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>>75254480
https://youtu.be/474kWcDJZZc
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>>75254513
*reports you along with seven others to the university security, thereby improving the lives of others and making myself feel good*

>>75254501
he's a german flag
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>>75254507
uhhh yeah you do actually, it happened to my wife's son and that's why he has an all-year tan and curly hair
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>>75254507
William and Harry lol
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brother's entertained the idea of naming his future son rorke since it was a great-grandmother's maiden name

don't know if i could stifle the giggles
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http://www.ukip.org/manifesto2017
new
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>>75254445
>I have a Cornetto for dessert.
FUCK
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>>75254513
you disgust me
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>>75254466
in principle you can, but it's very unlikely depending on how complicated the difference between eye colors is

>>75254507
you don't usually, but it's perfectly possible
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>>75254543
>parents giving their children spastic bogan names

smfh ay give them a fucking proper name
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>>75254516
>>75254432
>>75254435
guarantee the milkman fathered at least one of you
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>>75254485
i'LL LOOK INTO IT AFTER MY cORNETTO

caps was on
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>>75254547
That keyboard its filthy
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whats some cool names for a gril
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>>75254571
true
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>>75254544
>abolish the TV license
page 5 and I'm already in
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if my sister is shock blonde blue eyed and i'm red haired blue eyed what are the odds something's up?
mummy is red haired blue eyed and dad is kind of auburn green/hazely eyed but he's a right swarthy cunt
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>>75254555
depending on how long you keep chirping i'll fucking vaporize your chin you obese gurgling freak
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>>75254426
had a good reread
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>>75254547
>very small amount of chocolate in the end piece
gutted
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>>75254565
not everyones mother is a whore
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>>75254543
>>75254564
forgot to mention that he'd likely be half chinese to boot
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SCREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzahxJxDy6A
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>>75254532
*Bushy-eyebrowed man confronts teen* Hello the- wait sir, hold on, yes, so I was uh- just informed, by another student, of whom I shall keep anonymous, that you've been, hey wait, where are you going, DON'T RUN IN THE COrridors ple- *fades away*
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>>75254584
u wanna go m8? u wanna fookin go m8?
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After fifty years more of continuous progress even the final remains of all substance will have disappeared, if nothing else comes to the world other than the stain of progress, if through commerce, newspapers, schools, factories, and barracks the urban-progressive contamination has driven into the furthest corner of the world, and the world [that has been] satanically overturned, the world of America, the ant-world, has finally established itself.
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>>75254583
all rangas should be killed
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>>75254578
as is respectable names?

>emily
>alison
>alexandra
>olivia
>victoria
>charlotte
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>>75254618
it's not really ranga tho it's fuckoff dark now
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>>75254579
Mine is the same to be fair. Need to run the hoover over it one of these days.
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>>75254578
the sausage sizzler haha
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>>75254606
never understood the so-called "pub", where a bunch of runts go to hang about with other runts.

Shan't be partaking in such a runtish behaviours
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>>75254607
fanTASTIC post
>75254612
horrible post, shan't be (you)ing it
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>>75254606
runt farm is progressing well
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>>75254604
>half chinese kid named rorke

howling, that kid's fucked
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>>75254640
t. Billy no-mates
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2 chainz i'm a real one, few shows that's a mil run
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spacebar'sbrokenagainlads
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>>75254630
the rule for patrician naming is that that the name can have no more than 3 syllables (ideally 2), and it can't contain an x
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Got a hot new neighbour, hope she seen my sweaty physique labouring in the garden haha her mum certainly did x
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>>75254672
what are some examples of 2 syllable names like that?

i'd agree with the "x" rule except alexandra desu, it's a nice name.
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>>75254606
Ah yes the Picts.
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>>75254669
timothyjamesbyrne.....inmyrentedflatinhighwycombe....25thmarchtwentyseventeen........swipedown.....mooseyshot
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>>75254679
'ce
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>>75254700
Looks 18 and I'm 19 haha
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>>75254692
mary-jane
emmy-lou
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Right Now
60°
Partly Cloudy
Feels Like 58°
H 73° / L 57°
UV Index 1 of 10
Wind
SE 10 Mph
Humidity
85%
Dew Point
55°
Pressure
30.12 inHg
Visibility
7.0 Mi
>this humidity, these clouds, this low temperature
can't do owt without sweating
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>>75254606
>>75254693
excuse me but i am a noble picto-brython and therefore white
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>>75254719
>owt
Seánín
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>>75254692
>>75254714
im goin for avery
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>>75254714
>mary-jane
>emmy-lou

might as well get their cv for a job as a diner waittress prepared now
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>>75254719
take that trip off you gay bastard
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Bee in flat again. On my net cutains, again. Bet it's the same one from yesterday.
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>>75254719
>Partly Cloudy
watch you don't get sunburnt shamus
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>UKIP will remove VAT on fish and chips
wtf I'm a kipper now
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That's a dark cat
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>>75254746
forgot to mention sophie and phoebe also
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>>75254749
whatever i name my daughter i shall be sure to add an extra t
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>>75254714
foy
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>>75254758
>net cutains
confirmed for council estate pikey
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>>75254695
stopmessingmeaboutsunshine
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who gona go get down to their boxers in the park later?
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>>75254565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1_iu3WZ96M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEipG31iAC4
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>>75253809
Getting dizzy watching that t b h
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got VERY sweaty bollocks lads
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>>75254547
In true phlegmatic British style, I took in this crisis situation without panicking, and turned this situation, which would've overwhelmed a lesser breed, to my advantage. I have discovered a superior way of eating Cornettos:

Break off the bottom bit and suck the ice cream out through the bottom of the cone.
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there was a song, i think by the streets, the music video is of them in the back of a white van driving around

i loved the song but i can't find it any more
do help us out lads
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>>75254544
After a very quick skim, seems really fucking good.

Wish they could win
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>>75254856
You don't use talc?
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>>75253809
>I'll slit your throat neck"
Creasing
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Might have an icy shower
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thailad how you doing lad
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>>75254885
just had one, strongly recommend it
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Tim status: increasingly agitated
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daddy diddled me
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>>75254916
are you homosexual now?
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>>75254893
good thanks u?
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Cat ears are weird
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>>75254871
>listening to music
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>>75254040
Unironically saveable
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postie van is on the street............................
.............
..................................
if u know what i mean
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>>75254916
Alri Tod Flanders
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from one of the victims of the Manchester attacks

makes you think huh
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>one year closer to death
At least I got a nice present for my birthday from the paleo-gf
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>>75254967
you're weird
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>>75255011
What's a paleo-gf
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>>75254991
Lol
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gently opening a warm one by myself
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>>75255020
Girl I've been going out with but am not calling my gf yet
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>it's a "corbyn gets a rapper on board to seem ""hip and cool"""

hows about you stop being a communist fuck, mummy may all the way
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>>75254991
Knew someone would go through his profiles and find stuff like that as soon as I saw the photo of him.
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>>75254945
aye i'm okay
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VERY qt hijab wearing paki lady just got a job in our office, seems really nice as well

love muslims now
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>>75255037
is she a gook
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>>75255030
unsealing a cool one with one of the boys
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AHHHHHHHHH
>>75252349
>>75252349
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Never spoken to an actual Muslim
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>>75255071
but you still hate them all, right? good lad haha that's what you should do because people on 4chan do
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>>75255060
Yea
She got me some nice cologne and a copy of Japanese earthbound for snes
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>/brit/
>permanently drowned in aus posters
It's almost like they want to be part of the empire again
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>>75255115
that's some good loot lad sounds like a keeper
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Mancunians made a petition to ban The Sun.
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>>75255175
gonna be pretty dark there then haha
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>>75255115
nice

how'd ya meet her?
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>>75255203
haha lad
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Just paid my overdue internet bill waheyy
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>>75254719
>60°
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>>75254663
Why do black people do things with their hands in photos?
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